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* Election time in Volantis. A real classy candidate has sent out a hundred pretty slave girls to ......stir up public support.
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* Election time in Volantis. A real classy candidate has sent out a hundred pretty slave girls to ......to... stir up public support.
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* Tyrion's contingency plan if he encounters Lady Korra:
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* Tyrion's contingency plan if he encounters Lady Korra:Korra, the [[PirateKing pirate]] [[PirateGirl queen]] whose AmazonBrigade promise to [[GroinAttack geld]] any man they capture:
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-->'''Jorah''': I saw a man drown in gold once. It was not a pretty sight.
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-->'''Jorah''': [[AnalogyBackfire I saw a man drown in gold once. once.]] [[CruelAndUnusualDeath It was not a pretty sight.]]
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* Election time in Volantis. A real classy candidate has sent out a hundred pretty slave girls to ......stir up public support.
-->"I'm for him," Tyrion decided. "Bring me a slave girl."
-->"I'm for him," Tyrion decided. "Bring me a slave girl."
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* In a darkly funny moment, Victarion tries to get the crew to get used to Moqorro by having him where the Greyjoy colors instead of Rhlor's red. It doesn't work as instead the black makes him even scarier.
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* In a darkly funny moment, Victarion tries to get the crew to get used to Moqorro by having him where the Greyjoy colors instead of Rhlor's red. It doesn't work as instead the black makes him even scarier.scarier.
*Jon and Melisandre discussing Stannis:
-->'''Melisandre:''' His Grace is growing fond of you.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Jon:]]''' I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice.
*Jon and Melisandre discussing Stannis:
-->'''Melisandre:''' His Grace is growing fond of you.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Jon:]]''' I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice.
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* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
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* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf Owen the Oaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
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* On the Acknowledgements page, George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
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* On the Acknowledgements page, George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard.""
* In a darkly funny moment, Victarion tries to get the crew to get used to Moqorro by having him where the Greyjoy colors instead of Rhlor's red. It doesn't work as instead the black makes him even scarier.
* In a darkly funny moment, Victarion tries to get the crew to get used to Moqorro by having him where the Greyjoy colors instead of Rhlor's red. It doesn't work as instead the black makes him even scarier.
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*Selmy gets another soon after.
--> '''Khrazz:''' In the pit, that would have taken your arm off, old man.
--> '''Selmy:''' We are not in the pit.
--> '''Khrazz:''' In the pit, that would have taken your arm off, old man.
--> '''Selmy:''' We are not in the pit.
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* This part from Tyrion going into a bar in Volantis. "For half a heartbeat he thought he glimpsed [[AdiposeRex Illyrio Mopatis]], but it was only one of those white dwarf elephants passing the front door."
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** What makes that voice especially funny is that it's reminiscent of (and may be a shout-out too?) when contestants add a dollar to a previous contestant's guess on The Price Is Right.
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* Jon contemplates beheading [[spoiler:Cregan]] to present his head as a wedding gift to Alys. In the last book Jaime thinking that Tyrion would not think this romantic at all, and now we see [[OddFriendship Tyrion's friend]] Jon considering the same thing.
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* Jon contemplates beheading [[spoiler:Cregan]] to present his head as a wedding gift to Alys. In the last book Jaime thinking thought that Tyrion would not think this romantic at all, and now we see [[OddFriendship Tyrion's friend]] Jon considering the same thing.
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.=
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.=
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.chuckle.=
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
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* Hizdahr telling the pit spectators "''Meereen!'' Let Queen Daenerys hear your love!" sound more like a concert MC than the consort of a queen.
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* Hizdahr telling the pit spectators "''Meereen!'' Let Queen Daenerys hear your love!" sound sounds more like a concert MC than the consort of a queen.
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-->'''Tyrion:''' The sow I ride is actually my sister. We have the same nose, could you tell. A wizard cast a spell on her, but if you give her a big wet kiss, she will turn into a beautiful woman. The pity is, once you get to know her,, you'll want to kiss her again to turn her back.
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-->'''Tyrion:''' The sow I ride is actually my sister. We have the same nose, could you tell. tell? A wizard cast a spell on her, but if you give her a big wet kiss, she will turn into a beautiful woman. The pity is, once you get to know her,, her, you'll want to kiss her again to turn her back.
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--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
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* When Ser Corliss Penny wonders aloud whether an entire army has ever frozen to death in a winter storm, it only serves to make the Northmen present burst out in laughter.
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in the hills we say that autumn kisses you, but winter fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."
* [[spoiler:Dany]] apparently getting dysentery. Disgusting, but funnier than it sounds.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in the hills we say that autumn kisses you, but winter fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."
* [[spoiler:Dany]] apparently getting dysentery. Disgusting, but funnier than it sounds.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' Northern clansmen who repeatedly calls her a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and captured, the clansman comes and apologizes to her for calling her a cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to kill her with an axe.
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* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Danys wonders why [[Quentyn Martell]] is introduced to her as Frog, thinking he can jump further than the others. [[note]]It turns out to be a reference to a fairy tale very similar to the Frog Prince.[[/note]]
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Danys wonders why [[Quentyn Martell]] is introduced to her as Frog, thinking he can jump further than the others. [[note]]It turns out to be a reference to a fairy tale very similar to the Frog Prince.[[/note]]
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* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned,When Ser Corliss Penny wonders aloud whether an entire army has ever frozen to death in a winter storm, it only serves to make the captain had reminded himself Northmen present burst out in laughter.
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in theday the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then hills we say that he would slit autumn kisses you, but winter fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."
* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' Northern clansmen who repeatedly calls herthroat a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and toss captured, the clansman comes and apologizes to her into the sea, for calling her a blood sacrifice cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
kill her with an axe.
* Danys wonders why[[Quentyn [[spoiler:Quentyn Martell]] is introduced to her as Frog, thinking he can jump further than the others. [[note]]It turns out to be a reference to a fairy tale very similar to the Frog Prince.[[/note]]
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned,
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in the
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* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Danys wonders why
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-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
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* [[spoiler:Dany]] apparently getting dysentery. Disgusting, but funnier than it sounds.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
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* When Jon Snow is marrying Alys Karstark to Magnar of Thenn, she comments that snow during a wedding means it will be a cold marriage-
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Danys wonders why [[Quentyn Martell]] is introduced to her as Frog, thinking he can jump further than the others. [[note]]It turns out to be a reference to a fairy tale very similar to the Frog Prince.[[/note]]
* When Jon Snow heard the rumour about dragons in the east, he said that having a dragon at the Wall might warm things up a bit.
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Danys wonders why [[Quentyn Martell]] is introduced to her as Frog, thinking he can jump further than the others. [[note]]It turns out to be a reference to a fairy tale very similar to the Frog Prince.[[/note]]
* When Jon Snow heard the rumour about dragons in the east, he said that having a dragon at the Wall might warm things up a bit.
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* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Alys throwing bread at Jon
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Alys throwing bread at Jon
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* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himselfWhen Jon Snow is marrying Alys Karstark to Magnar of Thenn, she comments that snow during a wedding means it will be a cold marriage-
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
* Jon contemplates beheading [[spoiler:Cregan]] to present his head as a wedding gift to Alys. In thedusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then last book Jaime thinking that he Tyrion would slit her throat not think this romantic at all, and toss her into now we see [[OddFriendship Tyrion's friend]] Jon considering the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
same thing.
* Alys [[SarcasmMode being extremely grown-up]] by throwing bread at Jon during her wedding feast.
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
* Jon contemplates beheading [[spoiler:Cregan]] to present his head as a wedding gift to Alys. In the
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* Alys [[SarcasmMode being extremely grown-up]] by throwing bread at Jon during her wedding feast.
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* Because Brown Ben Plumm told Dany that "Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears", she refers to the Ghiscari attire ''tokar'' as "floppy ears". Subsequently, Ser Selmy referred to a Yunkish lord in a ''tokar'' as a rabbit because of his teeth.
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* Because Brown Ben Plumm told Dany that "Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears", she refers to the Ghiscari attire ''tokar'' as "floppy ears". Subsequently, Ser Selmy Barristan referred to a Yunkish lord in a ''tokar'' as a rabbit because of his teeth.
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* Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
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* When Kevan first meets Cersei while she is imprisoned and she sees he is still angry at all, she thinks it is over her [[SkewedPriorities throwing wine]] at him rather then everything else.
* Alys throwing bread at Jon
* Hizdahr telling the pit spectators "''Meereen!'' Let Queen Daenerys hear your love!" sound more like a concert MC than the consort of a queen.
* Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head and calling him "ser kneeler".
* When Kevan first meets Cersei while she is imprisoned and she sees he is still angry at all, she thinks it is over her [[SkewedPriorities throwing wine]] at him rather then everything else.
* When Hizdahr expresses his preference to be addressed as His Magnificence, His Radiance or His Worship instead of the Westerosi Your Grace, Ser Barristan has another suggestion which he does not say aloud:
-->His Vanity would fit better.
* Tyrion on wearing slave bells:
-->If I dance just right, maybe I can ring "The Rains of Castamere".
* When Tyrion is recognised as being one of the jousters:
-->'''Tyrion:''' The sow I ride is actually my sister. We have the same nose, could you tell. A wizard cast a spell on her, but if you give her a big wet kiss, she will turn into a beautiful woman. The pity is, once you get to know her,, you'll want to kiss her again to turn her back.
* This conversation about weather:
-->'''Jon Snow:''' What sort of weather would you prefer?
-->'''Dolorous Edd:''' The sort they keep indoors.
* Hizdahr telling the pit spectators "''Meereen!'' Let Queen Daenerys hear your love!" sound more like a concert MC than the consort of a queen.
* Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head and calling him "ser kneeler".
* When Kevan first meets Cersei while she is imprisoned and she sees he is still angry at all, she thinks it is over her [[SkewedPriorities throwing wine]] at him rather then everything else.
* When Hizdahr expresses his preference to be addressed as His Magnificence, His Radiance or His Worship instead of the Westerosi Your Grace, Ser Barristan has another suggestion which he does not say aloud:
-->His Vanity would fit better.
* Tyrion on wearing slave bells:
-->If I dance just right, maybe I can ring "The Rains of Castamere".
* When Tyrion is recognised as being one of the jousters:
-->'''Tyrion:''' The sow I ride is actually my sister. We have the same nose, could you tell. A wizard cast a spell on her, but if you give her a big wet kiss, she will turn into a beautiful woman. The pity is, once you get to know her,, you'll want to kiss her again to turn her back.
* This conversation about weather:
-->'''Jon Snow:''' What sort of weather would you prefer?
-->'''Dolorous Edd:''' The sort they keep indoors.
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* Patchface volunteers to lead the ranging to Hardhome, with everyone riding on seahorses and mermaids to announce their coming. [ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Queen Selyse smiled at that.]
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* Patchface volunteers to lead the ranging to Hardhome, with everyone riding on seahorses and mermaids to announce their coming. [ActuallyPrettyFunny [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Queen Selyse smiled at that.]]]
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* All references to "floppy ears" (Dany's name for the Meereenese attire tokar) in the Meereen chapters.
* In Jon's first chapter, the moon murmuring/calling/insisting "Snow" at Jon dreaming as Ghost. Then he wakes up, and finds out that it's the Old Bear's raven trying to wake him. This is followed by Dolorous Edd walking in, ignoring the raven, asking what Jon wants for breakfast.
* In Jon's first chapter, the moon murmuring/calling/insisting "Snow" at Jon dreaming as Ghost. Then he wakes up, and finds out that it's the Old Bear's raven trying to wake him. This is followed by Dolorous Edd walking in, ignoring the raven, asking what Jon wants for breakfast.
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* All references According to Jon Snow, Arya used to dangle her doll by one leg and swing it like a morningstar, "when menaced by vegetables".
* Because Brown Ben Plumm told Dany that "Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears", she refers to the Ghiscari attire ''tokar'' as "floppyears" (Dany's name for the Meereenese attire tokar) ears". Subsequently, Ser Selmy referred to a Yunkish lord in the Meereen chapters.
a ''tokar'' as a rabbit because of his teeth.
* InJon's Jon Snow's first chapter, the moon murmuring/calling/insisting "Snow" at Jon dreaming as Ghost. Then he wakes up, and finds out that it's the Old Bear's raven trying to wake him. This is followed by Dolorous Edd walking in, ignoring the raven, asking what Jon wants for breakfast.
* Because Brown Ben Plumm told Dany that "Man wants to be the king o' the rabbits, he best wear a pair o' floppy ears", she refers to the Ghiscari attire ''tokar'' as "floppy
* In
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* The out of nowhere ShoutOut to ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' in "A Dance with Dragons," where a member of the Windblown says true Unsullied "don't break and run if you fart in their general direction."
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* The out of nowhere ShoutOut to ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' in "A Dance with Dragons," where a member of the Windblown says true Unsullied "don't break and run if you fart in their general direction.""
* When Glover asks [[spoiler:Davos]] if he wants to his cell, the latter says he has no choice, the alternative being to stay with Garth and "Lady Lu". This confuses Glover who thinks that Lady Lu is one of the washerwomen. [[note]]Lady Lu is Garth's axe.[[/note]]
* When Glover asks [[spoiler:Davos]] if he wants to his cell, the latter says he has no choice, the alternative being to stay with Garth and "Lady Lu". This confuses Glover who thinks that Lady Lu is one of the washerwomen. [[note]]Lady Lu is Garth's axe.[[/note]]
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* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."
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* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her lady parts aren't as used as the queen's.]]
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* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."
* When Cersei's being paraded through King'sLanding later in A Dance with Dragons, Landing, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her lady parts aren't as used as the queen's.]]]]
* Patchface volunteers to lead the ranging to Hardhome, with everyone riding on seahorses and mermaids to announce their coming. [ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Queen Selyse smiled at that.]
* When Cersei's being paraded through King's
* Patchface volunteers to lead the ranging to Hardhome, with everyone riding on seahorses and mermaids to announce their coming. [ActuallyPrettyFunny Even Queen Selyse smiled at that.]
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* The bit where Dany walks in on her handmaidens Irri and Jhiqui arguing about bloodrider Rakharo while the scribe Missandei just sits there reading a scroll, totally uninterested.
-->'''Jhiqui:''' You are too skinny for him, you are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known.
-->'''Irri:''' It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows.
-->'''Jhiqui:''' You are too skinny for him, you are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known.
-->'''Irri:''' It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows.
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* On the Acknowledgements page at the end of ''Dance'', George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
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* It comes at a rather morbid moment, but [[spoiler:Varys apologizing to the dying Kevan for the cold as he says after he murdered Pycelle he soiled himself and it stunk so bad he thought he might choke can be amusing.]]
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* It comes at a rather morbid moment, but [[spoiler:Varys apologizing to the dying Kevan for the cold as he says after cold. After he murdered Pycelle Pycelle, he soiled himself and it stunk so bad he thought he might choke can be amusing.]]choke, so Varys had to open a window.]]
* On the Acknowledgements page, George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
* On the Acknowledgements page, George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
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* All references to "floppy ears" (Dany's name for the Meereenese attire tokar) in the Meereen chapters.
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* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her "cunny" isn't as used as the queen's.]]
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* Jaime surprises Jonos Bracken in the middle of sex, and one of the darkest mainstream fantasy series ever briefly turns into a classical French farce. "And how fares your lady wife?"
** Even funnier is Jaime's {{deadpan snark|er}} response to Bracken's greeting.
-->'''Bracken:''' I fear I did not hear your coming, my lord.
-->'''Jaime:''' And I fear I've interrupted yours.
** And Bracken telling his CampFollower not to cover herself up, her instinctive reaction when Jaime barges in on them. "He wants to see your tits."
* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her lady parts aren't as used as the queen's.]]
** Even funnier is Jaime's {{deadpan snark|er}} response to Bracken's greeting.
-->'''Bracken:''' I fear I did not hear your coming, my lord.
-->'''Jaime:''' And I fear I've interrupted yours.
** And Bracken telling his CampFollower not to cover herself up, her instinctive reaction when Jaime barges in on them. "He wants to see your tits."
* Victarion Greyjoy's interesting priorities:
-->Euron's gifts were poisoned, the captain had reminded himself the day the dusky woman came aboard. I want none of his leavings. He had decided then that he would slit her throat and toss her into the sea, a blood sacrifice to the Drowned God. Somehow, though, he had never gotten around to it.
* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her lady parts aren't as used as the queen's.]]
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-->(to Jon)"Careful of the rats, my lord. They make an awful squeal if you step on them. My mother used to make a similar sound when I was a boy. She must have had some rat in her, now that I think of it. Brown hair, beady little eyes, liked cheese. Might be she had a tail too, I never looked to see."
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* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* Pyp mocking Melisandre at dinner, thereby making the men of the Night's Watch chortle.
-->'''Pyp:''' The night is dark and full of turnips. Let us pray for venison, my children, with some onions and a bit of tasty gravy.
* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
* Dolorous Edd has a few good lines:
-->(to Jon)"Careful of the rats, my lord. They make an awful squeal if you step on them. My mother used to make a similar sound when I was a boy. She must have had some rat in her, now that I think of it. Brown hair, beady little eyes, liked cheese. Might be she had a tail too, I never looked to see."
-->(after Jon said they will be drinking horse blood after their food runs out) "Nothing beats a hot cup of horse blood on a cold night. I like mine with a pinch of cinnamon sprinkled on top."
-->'''Pyp:''' The night is dark and full of turnips. Let us pray for venison, my children, with some onions and a bit of tasty gravy.
* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
* Dolorous Edd has a few good lines:
-->(to Jon)"Careful of the rats, my lord. They make an awful squeal if you step on them. My mother used to make a similar sound when I was a boy. She must have had some rat in her, now that I think of it. Brown hair, beady little eyes, liked cheese. Might be she had a tail too, I never looked to see."
-->(after Jon said they will be drinking horse blood after their food runs out) "Nothing beats a hot cup of horse blood on a cold night. I like mine with a pinch of cinnamon sprinkled on top."
* Tyrion's translation of Moqorro's evening prayer:
-->"Light our fire and protect us from the dark, blah blah, light our way and keep us toasty warm, the night is dark and full of terrors, save us from the scary things, and blah blah blah some more."
-->"Light our fire and protect us from the dark, blah blah, light our way and keep us toasty warm, the night is dark and full of terrors, save us from the scary things, and blah blah blah some more."
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* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
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* Stannis calling Lord Manderly "Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse" at least twice.
* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
* Haldon doubting that Tyrion could kill a duck. Tyrion, assuming this is referring to a bird, shrugged and asked for the duck to be fetched. It turns out that Duck is a man's nickname.
-->'''Tyrion:''' I had a smaller duck in mind.
-->'''"Duck":''' Did you heard, Haldon? He wants a ''smaller'' Duck!
-->'''Haldon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I should gladly settle for a quieter one.]]
* Haldon asking about Tyrion:
-->'''Haldon:''' Does your dwarf ride as well as he pisses?
-->'''Tyrion:''' He rides, though he rides best with
* The nickname Illyrio invented for Tyrion, Yollo, is hilarious in the light of the popularity of the acronym YOLO (You Only Live Once). It also kind of describes Tyrion's outlook towards life.
* Tyrion's contingency plan if he encounters Lady Korra:
-->"I will just slip into a skirt and say that I am Cersei, the famous bearded beauty of King's Landing."
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* Also from ''A Dance with Dragons'', Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
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* Also from ''A Dance with Dragons'', Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
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* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
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* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' knights who repeatedly calls her a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and captured, the knight comes and apologizes to her for calling her a cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to kill her with an axe.
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* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' knights Northern clansmen who repeatedly calls her a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and captured, the knight clansman comes and apologizes to her for calling her a cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to kill her with an axe.
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* When Kevan first meets Cersei while she is imprisoned and she sees he is still angry at all, she thinks it is over her [[SkewedPriorities throwing wine]] at him rather then everything else.
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* It comes at a rather morbid moment, but [[spoiler:Varys apologizing to the dying Kevan for the cold as he says after he murdered Pycelle he soiled himself and it stunk so bad he thought he might choke can be amusing.]]
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* A poignant-yet-hilarious moment in reference to an OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: When Jon and Tormund discuss the death of Mag the Mighty, leader of the giants, Jon corrects Tormund by telling him no, it didn't take a lot of men to kill him, just one brave man named Donal Noye. Tormund asks if Noye was some gallant knight and Jon admits he was actually a blacksmith and only had one arm. Tormund nearly shits himself laughing in mirth and admiration.
* Despite the serious tone and infuriating unfairness of the scene, the conversation between Janos Slynt and Jon Snow when the former questions the latter's loyalty turns funny when Slynt asks if Snow thinks his "head is stuffed with cabbage".
-->'''Jon''': I have no idea what your skull is stuffed with. [[InsistentTerminology My lord]].
* Despite the serious tone and infuriating unfairness of the scene, the conversation between Janos Slynt and Jon Snow when the former questions the latter's loyalty turns funny when Slynt asks if Snow thinks his "head is stuffed with cabbage".
-->'''Jon''': I have no idea what your skull is stuffed with. [[InsistentTerminology My lord]].
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--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
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--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.ser.
* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* ''Adventure stunk.''
* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."
* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* ''Adventure stunk.''
* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."
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* Ser Rolly throwing Tyrion into the river (and Tyrion doing a much better job of swimming than the knight did), and the dwarf's response once pulled out.
--> “You are not the first to try and drown me,” he told Duck, as he was pouring river water from his boot. “My father threw me down a well the day I was born, but I was so ugly that the water witch who lived down there spat me back.” He pulled off the other boot, then did a cartwheel along the deck, spraying all of them.
--> “You are not the first to try and drown me,” he told Duck, as he was pouring river water from his boot. “My father threw me down a well the day I was born, but I was so ugly that the water witch who lived down there spat me back.” He pulled off the other boot, then did a cartwheel along the deck, spraying all of them.
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.
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* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.chuckle.
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
* Selmy gets a gem when dueling a pit fighter.
--> '''Khrazz:''' Only cowards dress in iron.
--> '''Selmy:''' This coward is about to kill you, ser.
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-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
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-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.wed.
* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.
* When interrogated by Plague Face about her commitment with the Faceless Men and chided about her lack of humility, Arya replies that she "can be [[HypocriticalHumor humbler than anyone]]", which gives him a chuckle.
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* Tyrion challenges Haldon to a cyvasse game, having lost several times already, and Haldon says that the day Tyrion beats him is the day turtles swim out his arse. Cut to after the game, when someone asks when Haldon is:
-->He's taken to his bed, in some discomfort. There are turtles swimming out his arse.
** The only thing that makes that sweeter, is that it's implied Tyrion was deliberately giving him false confidence, since Tyrion offers to bet secrets right before the game.
* The out of nowhere ShoutOut to ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' in "A Dance with Dragons," where a member of the Windblown says true Unsullied "don't break and run if you fart in their general direction."
* When Ser Corliss Penny wonders aloud whether an entire army has ever frozen to death in a winter storm, it only serves to make the Northmen present burst out in laughter.
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in the hills we say that autumn kisses you, but winter fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."
* [[spoiler:Dany]] apparently getting dysentery. Disgusting, but funnier than it sounds.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
* Quentyn Martell and Gerris Drinkwater's banter.
-->'''Quentyn:''' You'd know this if you bothered to read the book Maester Kedry gave you.
-->'''Gerris:''' [[BookDumb It didn't have pictures.]]
* Also from ''A Dance with Dragons'', Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
* Roose Bolton's most lighthearted line:
-->"I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife."
** Roose trying to set his son straight in Barrowton is full of darkly humorous one-liners:
-->"Get the keys and remove those chains from [Reek], before you make me rue the day I raped your mother."\\
"Only Lady Barbrey, whom you would turn into a pair of boots... inferior boots. Human skin is not as tough as cowhide and will not wear as well."
* Once they've spent a few weeks on the boat getting to know one another, Penny nervously asks Tyrion if he wants to joust with her, and he reacts about the way you'd expect Tyrion to react to someone asking him to ride a pig in a dwarf jousting show. It's only hours later that he realizes that Penny might have meant something a lot more intimate when she said "do you want to joust with me," in which case "OH DEAR GODS IN ALL THE SEVEN HEAVENS A THOUSAND TIMES NO" was probably not the most diplomatic answer to give.
* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' knights who repeatedly calls her a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and captured, the knight comes and apologizes to her for calling her a cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to kill her with an axe.
* On the Acknowledgements page at the end of ''Dance'', George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her "cunny" isn't as used as the queen's.]]
* Tyrion, Penny and Jorah's slave auction is by turns distressing, darkly funny with flashes of awesome mixed in with the horror. And, then we get the very persistent and absurdly amusing, penny-pinching voice saying, "And one." You can almost see the steam coming off the auctioneer even before Jorah really pushes it.
* Stannis's reaction when Jon ticks off the leaders of the mountain clans, and offhandedly mentions one known as "Big Bucket".
* A poignant-yet-hilarious moment in reference to an OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: When Jon and Tormund discuss the death of Mag the Mighty, leader of the giants, Jon corrects Tormund by telling him no, it didn't take a lot of men to kill him, just one brave man named Donal Noye. Tormund asks if Noye was some gallant knight and Jon admits he was actually a blacksmith and only had one arm. Tormund nearly shits himself laughing in mirth and admiration.
* Despite the serious tone and infuriating unfairness of the scene, the conversation between Janos Slynt and Jon Snow when the former questions the latter's loyalty turns funny when Slynt asks if Snow thinks his "head is stuffed with cabbage".
-->'''Jon''': I have no idea what your skull is stuffed with. [[InsistentTerminology My lord]].
* When Jorah [[spoiler: captures Tyrion to present to Daenerys. Tyrion promises to drown him in gold if he lets him go.]]
-->'''Jorah''': I saw a man drown in gold once. It was not a pretty sight.
* When Jon Snow is marrying Alys Karstark to Magnar of Thenn, she comments that snow during a wedding means it will be a cold marriage-
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.
* Tyrion challenges Haldon to a cyvasse game, having lost several times already, and Haldon says that the day Tyrion beats him is the day turtles swim out his arse. Cut to after the game, when someone asks when Haldon is:
-->He's taken to his bed, in some discomfort. There are turtles swimming out his arse.
** The only thing that makes that sweeter, is that it's implied Tyrion was deliberately giving him false confidence, since Tyrion offers to bet secrets right before the game.
* The out of nowhere ShoutOut to ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' in "A Dance with Dragons," where a member of the Windblown says true Unsullied "don't break and run if you fart in their general direction."
* When Ser Corliss Penny wonders aloud whether an entire army has ever frozen to death in a winter storm, it only serves to make the Northmen present burst out in laughter.
-->'''Big Bucket Wull''': "Up in the hills we say that autumn kisses you, but winter fucks you hard. This is only autumn's kiss."
* [[spoiler:Dany]] apparently getting dysentery. Disgusting, but funnier than it sounds.
--> Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
* Quentyn Martell and Gerris Drinkwater's banter.
-->'''Quentyn:''' You'd know this if you bothered to read the book Maester Kedry gave you.
-->'''Gerris:''' [[BookDumb It didn't have pictures.]]
* Also from ''A Dance with Dragons'', Wyman Manderly's denies having ordered the murder of Little Walder Frey and retorts to his accuser, also a Frey:
--> "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived he would have grown up to be a Frey."
* Rather dark humour, but just after Jon executes [[spoiler:Janos Slynt]], Olaf asks if he can have [[spoiler:Slynt's]] boots.
* Roose Bolton's most lighthearted line:
-->"I have become oddly fond of my fat little wife."
** Roose trying to set his son straight in Barrowton is full of darkly humorous one-liners:
-->"Get the keys and remove those chains from [Reek], before you make me rue the day I raped your mother."\\
"Only Lady Barbrey, whom you would turn into a pair of boots... inferior boots. Human skin is not as tough as cowhide and will not wear as well."
* Once they've spent a few weeks on the boat getting to know one another, Penny nervously asks Tyrion if he wants to joust with her, and he reacts about the way you'd expect Tyrion to react to someone asking him to ride a pig in a dwarf jousting show. It's only hours later that he realizes that Penny might have meant something a lot more intimate when she said "do you want to joust with me," in which case "OH DEAR GODS IN ALL THE SEVEN HEAVENS A THOUSAND TIMES NO" was probably not the most diplomatic answer to give.
* It's a small moment, but while fleeing Deepwood Motte, Asha finds herself fighting one of Stannis' knights who repeatedly calls her a {{c|ountryMatters}}unt in the heat of battle. After she's defeated and captured, the knight comes and apologizes to her for calling her a cunt, but ''not'', as Asha notes, for trying to kill her with an axe.
* On the Acknowledgements page at the end of ''Dance'', George R. R. Martin begins with "The last one was a bitch. This one was three bitches and a bastard."
* When Cersei's being paraded through King's Landing later in A Dance with Dragons, a whore has the most beautiful insult for her (the crowd is content with "Brotherfucker"): [[spoiler: She lifts up her skirt and proudly proclaims that her "cunny" isn't as used as the queen's.]]
* Tyrion, Penny and Jorah's slave auction is by turns distressing, darkly funny with flashes of awesome mixed in with the horror. And, then we get the very persistent and absurdly amusing, penny-pinching voice saying, "And one." You can almost see the steam coming off the auctioneer even before Jorah really pushes it.
* Stannis's reaction when Jon ticks off the leaders of the mountain clans, and offhandedly mentions one known as "Big Bucket".
* A poignant-yet-hilarious moment in reference to an OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: When Jon and Tormund discuss the death of Mag the Mighty, leader of the giants, Jon corrects Tormund by telling him no, it didn't take a lot of men to kill him, just one brave man named Donal Noye. Tormund asks if Noye was some gallant knight and Jon admits he was actually a blacksmith and only had one arm. Tormund nearly shits himself laughing in mirth and admiration.
* Despite the serious tone and infuriating unfairness of the scene, the conversation between Janos Slynt and Jon Snow when the former questions the latter's loyalty turns funny when Slynt asks if Snow thinks his "head is stuffed with cabbage".
-->'''Jon''': I have no idea what your skull is stuffed with. [[InsistentTerminology My lord]].
* When Jorah [[spoiler: captures Tyrion to present to Daenerys. Tyrion promises to drown him in gold if he lets him go.]]
-->'''Jorah''': I saw a man drown in gold once. It was not a pretty sight.
* When Jon Snow is marrying Alys Karstark to Magnar of Thenn, she comments that snow during a wedding means it will be a cold marriage-
-->'''Jon Snow:''' ''(glances at Queen Selyse and muses)'' There must have been a blizzard the day she and Stannis wed.