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* After Cersei had spent her brief tenure as the supreme ruler complaining about Tyrells' attempts to encroach on Lannisters' power at court, and going to ever more extreme measures to ward them off, in spite of the rebukes from her clearly more sensible and level-headed brother Jaime and uncle Kevan, it's rather ironic that when she's deposed and Kevan takes the reigns instead, his immediate conclusion after the first council with the Tyrells is, basically: "Damn, they're seriosuly encroaching on our power at court!"

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* "The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."

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* "The The narration when Daenerys is watching some naked dancers at a feast:
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* When appointed to the Handship, Mace Tyrell produces a hand-shaped throne that he's been keeping ready for just that purpose.

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* When appointed to the Handship, Mace Tyrell immediately produces a hand-shaped throne that he's been keeping ready for just that purpose.
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-->"All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, [[KickTheSonOfABitch bastard]]. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from, [[CrossingTheLineTwice before you make me rue the day I raped your mother]]."\\

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-->"All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, [[KickTheSonOfABitch bastard]].bastard. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from, [[CrossingTheLineTwice before you make me rue the day I raped your mother]]."\\
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* When appointed to the Handship, Mace Tyrell produces a hand-shaped throne that he's been keeping ready for just that purpose.
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* Dornish princess Arianne gets to be on the other side of "tomboyish rebellious princess being tomboyish and rebellious" when her father Dorran gives her a teenage daughter of one of his bannermen to be her companion on her information gathering mission. IHatePastMe is at full swing here and Arriane considers it ironic and very fitting punishment for her.

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* Dornish princess Arianne gets to be on the other side of "tomboyish rebellious princess being tomboyish and rebellious" when her father Dorran gives her Elia Sand, a teenage daughter of one of his bannermen late brother Oberyn to be her companion on her information gathering mission. mission, who is fourteen and whose nickname is Lady Lance for her love of jousting and horse riding. IHatePastMe is at full swing here and Arriane Arianne considers it ironic and very fitting punishment for her.
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** The next chapter starts with him dressed in tin armor and riding a pig.

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** The next chapter starts with him dressed in tin wooden armor and riding a the pig.
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* Dornish princess Arianne gets to be on the other side of "tomboyish rebellious princess being tomboyish and rebellious" when her father Dorran gives her a teenage daughter of one of his bannermen to be her companion on her information gathering mission. YoungerMeAnnoysMe is at full swing here and Arriane considers it ironic and very fitting punishment for her.

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* Dornish princess Arianne gets to be on the other side of "tomboyish rebellious princess being tomboyish and rebellious" when her father Dorran gives her a teenage daughter of one of his bannermen to be her companion on her information gathering mission. YoungerMeAnnoysMe IHatePastMe is at full swing here and Arriane considers it ironic and very fitting punishment for her.
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* Dornish princess Arianne gets to be on the other side of "tomboyish rebellious princess being tomboyish and rebellious" when her father Dorran gives her a teenage daughter of one of his bannermen to be her companion on her information gathering mission. YoungerMeAnnoysMe is at full swing here and Arriane considers it ironic and very fitting punishment for her.
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'''Jon''': [[AkAStupidQuestion No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes.]]

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'''Jon''': [[AkAStupidQuestion [[AskAStupidQuestion No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes.]]
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'''Jon''': No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes.

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'''Jon''': [[AkAStupidQuestion No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes.]]
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* Jon's discussion with Bowen Marsh regarding how the wildling refugees are going to help the Night's Watch:
-->'''Bowen Marsh''': You say these boys will serve as squires. Surely the lord commander does not mean they will be trained at arms?\\
'''Jon''': No, my lord, I mean to set them to sewing lacy smallclothes.
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** After he took over the castle, Jon Connington has a supper with his cousins. Who grew up in the castle he just stormed and were born after his exile. To say it went poorly would be an understatement.
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** The Golden Company uses House Connington's ancient battle cry which confuses the garrison.
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** Hizdar's grievance becomes a bit more understandable if one takes into account that in his culture "Graces" are female priestesses, some of whom double as religious prostitutes.
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** Asha later contemplates how strange it is that men call her "cunt" to demean her, yet it is also the only part of her they seem interested in.
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** The next chapter starts with him dressed in tin armor and riding a pig.
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* The taking of Griffin's Roost by [[spoiler:Jon Connington]]. As he himself notes, they caught the garrison so unaware they didn't have time to heat up the oil to dump on the intruders.
-->The bucket did more damage than its contents.
** The darkly humorous description of the resident Maester meeting his end.
-->The next thing to come flying from the Maester's tower was the Maester. The way his arms were flapping, he might have been mistaken for another bird.
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* [[http://sergerolddayne.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]

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* [[http://sergerolddayne.[[https://morganpendleton.tumblr.com/post/46110546135/adventures-on-the-iron-victory-by Victarion's misadventures as he sails east.]]
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* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."

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* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, [[DontAskJustRun a wise man laces up his boots."]]"
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* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head and calling him "Ser Kneeler".

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* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head like a dog and calling him "Ser Kneeler".Kneeler". Jon has to look the other way to avoid laughing out loud.
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* Tyrion, while sailing aboard the ''Selaesori Qhoran'' and thinking about his lack of interaction with fellow dwarves, reminisices about a moment in his childhood where Cersei told him about a dwarf whore in King's Landing who supposedly [[BestialityIsDepraved had sex with dogs]], and offered to find him a bitch in heat if he wanted to try for himself. Tyrion remembers [[InsultBackfire he wiped the smile off Cersei's face]] by asking if she [[TheVamp meant herself]] and considers [[FoodSlap Cersei throwing wine in his face]] worth it.

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* Tyrion, while sailing aboard the ''Selaesori Qhoran'' and thinking about his lack of interaction with fellow dwarves, reminisices about a moment in his childhood where Cersei told him about a dwarf whore in King's Landing who supposedly [[BestialityIsDepraved had sex with dogs]], and offered to find him a bitch in heat if he wanted to try for himself. Tyrion remembers [[InsultBackfire he wiped the smile off Cersei's face]] by asking if she [[TheVamp [[ReallyGetsAround meant herself]] and considers [[FoodSlap Cersei throwing wine in his face]] [[WorthIt worth it.it]].
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-->" All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, [[KickTheSonOfABitch bastard]]. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from, [[CrossingTheLineTwice before you make me rue the day I raped your mother]]."\\

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-->" All -->"All you have I gave you. You would do well to remember that, [[KickTheSonOfABitch bastard]]. As for this … Reek … if you have not ruined him beyond redemption, he may yet be of some use to us. Get the keys and remove those chains from, [[CrossingTheLineTwice before you make me rue the day I raped your mother]]."\\



* When Alys' EvilUncle Cregan comes armed to Castle Black to carry Alys off against her will and do {{JerkAss}} things so he can take Alys' home from her, Jon momentarily thinks that taking his head might be a wedding gift for Alys but refrains -- in the last book, Jaime believes Tyrion wouldn't think a head would be a great gift and now we see [[OddFriendship Tyrion's friend]] Jon considering the same thing.

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* When Alys' EvilUncle Cregan comes armed to Castle Black to carry Alys off against her will and do {{JerkAss}} JerkAss things so he can take Alys' home from her, Jon momentarily thinks that taking his head might be a wedding gift for Alys but refrains -- in the last book, Jaime believes Tyrion wouldn't think a head would be a great gift and now we see [[OddFriendship Tyrion's friend]] Jon considering the same thing.
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** Turns out Belwas is sweating not because the locusts are spicy, but because they've been poisoned in an attempt to assassinate Daenerys. Soon after, he begins to throw up. When we see him next, he's alive, but has lost ludicrous amounts of weight. That's right, Strong Belwas saved his queen from an assassination attempt just by [[BigEater being]] [[{{Kevlard}} himself.]]
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--->'''Jaime:''' My apologies if I mistook you for something you're not. My little brother has known a hundred whores, I'm sure, but [[YourCheatingHeart I've only ever bedded one.]]

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--->'''Jaime:''' My apologies if I mistook you for something you're not. My little brother has known a hundred whores, I'm sure, but [[YourCheatingHeart I've only ever bedded one.]]
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"Only Lady Barbrey, [[MadeOfGenuineHumanHide whom you would turn into a pair of boots]]... inferior boots. [[DoWrongRight Human skin is not as tough as cowhide and will not wear as well]]."

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"Only Lady Barbrey, [[MadeOfGenuineHumanHide [[GenuineHumanHide whom you would turn into a pair of boots]]... inferior boots. [[DoWrongRight Human skin is not as tough as cowhide and will not wear as well]]."



-->'''Bracken:''' I fear I did not hear your coming, my lord.
-->'''Jaime:''' And I fear I've interrupted yours.
** And Bracken telling his CampFollower not to cover herself up (which is her instinctive reaction when Jaime barges in on them): "He wants to see your tits."

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-->'''Bracken:''' You took me unawares, my lord. I fear I did was not hear told of your coming, my lord.
coming.
-->'''Jaime:''' And I fear I've interrupted seem to have prevented yours.
** And Bracken telling his CampFollower not to cover herself up (which is her instinctive reaction when Jaime barges in on them): "He "Put your hands down, woman. My lord of Lannister wants a proper look at those teats."
** The banter between Jaime and the woman, Hildy[[note]]not a whore, actually, but a "prize of war" Bracken claimed after killing the knight she was previously mistress to[[/note]], is pretty funny as well, as she has a rather sharp wit, and it's made even better by a bit of subtext stemming from Jaime's bitterness over Cersei cheating on him:
--->'''Jaime:''' Are all camp followers so modest? If a man
wants to see sell his turnips, he needs to set them out.
--->'''Hildy:''' You been looking at my [[UnusualEuphemism turnips]] since you came in, ser. [[MistakenForProstitute And they're not for sale, neither.]]
--->'''Jaime:''' My apologies if I mistook you for something you're not. My little brother has known a hundred whores, I'm sure, but [[YourCheatingHeart I've only ever bedded one.]]

--->'''Hildy:''' Do you have a little wife, ser?
--->'''Jaime:''' ''<internally> No, I have a sister. <aloud>'' What color is my cloak?
--->'''Hildy:''' White, but
your tits."hand is solid gold. [[GoldDigger I like that in a man.]] And what is it you like in a woman, m'lord?
--->'''Jaime:''' Innocence.
--->'''Hildy:''' In a woman, I said. Not a daughter.
--->'''Jaime:''' I have sworn a vow.
--->'''Hildy:''' [[BrickJoke No turnips for you, then.]]
--->'''Bracken:''' ''GetOut''
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* According to Jon Snow, Arya used to dangle her doll by one leg and swing it like a morningstar, "when menaced by vegetables".

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* According to Jon Snow, Arya used to dangle her doll by one leg and swing it like a morningstar, morningstar "when menaced by vegetables".



* When Jorah [[spoiler: captures Tyrion to present to Daenerys. Tyrion promises to drown him in gold if he lets him go.]]

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* When Jorah [[spoiler: captures [[spoiler:captures Tyrion to present to Daenerys. Tyrion promises to drown him in gold if he lets him go.]]



* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head and calling him "ser kneeler".

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* Val patting Ser Patrek on the head and calling him "ser kneeler"."Ser Kneeler".
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--> '''Hizdahr:''' Those [locusts] are very tasty. You ought to try a few yourself, my love. They are rolled in spice before the honey, so they are sweet and hot at once.
--> '''Dany:''' That explains the way Belwas is sweating.

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--> ---> '''Hizdahr:''' Those [locusts] are very tasty. You ought to try a few yourself, my love. They are rolled in spice before the honey, so they are sweet and hot at once.
--> ---> '''Dany:''' That explains the way Belwas is sweating.
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** Also, this exchange between Dany and her new husband Hizdahr:
--> '''Hizdahr:''' Those [locusts] are very tasty. You ought to try a few yourself, my love. They are rolled in spice before the honey, so they are sweet and hot at once.
--> '''Dany:''' That explains the way Belwas is sweating.

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