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With an entire cast of misfits, oddballs and complete weirdos like these running around in Academy City on a daily basis, chances are, something hilarious is surely bound to happen...
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** Touma receives what it looks like a love letter, asking him to come to the roof of his school. He's ecstasic at the occasion and promptly races to the roof. Once he gets there he finds the High Priest (a mummified old buddhist priest) waiting up for him, who cheerfully asks him if he has received his letter. It takes everything Touma has to not inmediately break down, which only gets worse as the High Priest introduced himself as a Magic God. The first things to come out of Touma's mouth are that he's not going in a hundred billion hell with him or making an enemy of the world for him, with High Priest musing that maybe Niang-Niang or Nephthys would have been better suited at dealing with a teenage boy.

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** Touma receives what it looks like a love letter, asking him to come to the roof of his school. He's ecstasic at the occasion and promptly races to the roof. Once he gets there he finds the High Priest (a mummified old buddhist priest) waiting up for him, who cheerfully asks him if he has received his letter. It takes everything Touma has to not inmediately break down, which only gets worse as the High Priest introduced himself as a Magic God. The first things to come out of Touma's mouth are that [[YouAreWorthHell he's not going in a hundred billion hell with him or making an enemy of the world for him, him]], with High Priest musing that maybe Niang-Niang or Nephthys would have been better suited at dealing with a teenage boy.




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* New Testament Vol. 15:
** Because of his whole WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld routine, Touma's class attendance puts him at risk of being held back and he panics about it as he has to yet again leave to deal with a problem. Kamisato of all people points out that he could just have had [[StatingTheSimpleSolution someone take the roll call for him]] all these other times. Cue SkywardScream by Touma.
** While looking for the location of [[IntellectualAnimal Kihara Noukan]]'s IdiosyncraticMechaStorage for the Anti-Art Attachment, Kihara Yuiitsu looked into Noukan's databases and found things such as [[EmbarrassingBrowserHistory a virtual Doberman figurine, tickets to see and handshake a dog idol, and search for a St. Bernard body pillow]], which prompted her to stop digging any deeper.
* New Testament Vol. 18:
** The volume as a whole delves into the past of TheChessmaster Aleister Crowley, which helps explain his motivation, but it also means it focuses on his well-known historical [[EccentricArtist eccentricities]] and LovableSexManiac antics, which somewhat destroys his image in the eyes of Touma.
--->"Kamijou began trembling. He felt his image of the evil demon king crumbling down around him. This was like looking under your father’s bed or searching through your teacher’s computer. There was some important information that an adolescent was better off not knowing."
* New Testament Vol. 21:
** In the middle of a battle against the resurrected Golden Dawn magicians, Aleister launches into a MagiBabble Infodump to explain a spell to Accelerator and Touma, and says this is probably simple to Touma, since he experienced many adventures involving magic, so he does not need to spell out what it all means. Except Touma *did not* understand any of Aleister's explanations, and panics especially at Accelerator, the actual FishOutOfWater here, looking at him like he is confident he knows what to do. Eventually, Touma fesses up and admits he is BookDumb, to the disappointment of all present.
--->'''Touma:''' I’m an idiot. I’m sorry, but I’m an idiot. So please tell me!! I doubt this magical knowledge will be useful in any other context, but everything here is so crazy I feel like I’ll be killed in an instant if I don’t learn this, so please teach me! Wait. Oh, no. Am I in serious danger of being held back a year because I’ve been using up all of my brain space for stuff like this!? Goddammit!!
--->'''Accelerator:''' Tch. So it’s not about knowledge or skill. Are the real idiots the ones who can’t even absorb information properly? I can’t believe this.
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'''Touma:''' "Tsuchimikado, I've made up my mind."\\
'''Tsuchimikado:''' "Kami-yan..."\\
'''Touma:''' "Yes, I'm... I'm going to start studying English!"

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'''Touma:''' "Tsuchimikado, Tsuchimikado, I've made up my mind."\\
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'''Tsuchimikado:''' "Kami-yan..."\\
Kami-yan...\\
'''Touma:''' "Yes, Yes, I'm... I'm going to start studying English!"English!



'''Carissa:''' Why were none of you fighting this hard before?\\

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'''Carissa:''' Why were none of you fighting this hard before?\\before?

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--> '''Misaka''': "What the hell were you doing with my mother while she was druuuuuuuunk?!"

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--> '''Misaka''': "What What the hell were you doing with my mother while she was druuuuuuuunk?!"druuuuuuuunk?!




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* Episode 20:
** Carissa tests her knights by pretending to be a helpless damsel. They all immediately jump to her defense.
--->'''Carissa:''' Oh no, someone help! I'm afraid France will capture me and violate me!\\
'''Knights:''' ''[roar and beat back the enemy]''\\
'''Carissa:''' Why were none of you fighting this hard before?\\
** Knight Leader immediately gets on the phone, asking to talk to the Queen so he can get permission to punish Carissa.
--->'''Carissa:''' Hey, you know my mother! She'll definitely give you all of Curtana Second's power just so you can punish me!

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Folderized. Finally.


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[[folder:Season I (volumes 1-6)]]




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[[folder:Season III (volumes 14-22)]]



--> '''Queen Elizard''': "What do you think you're doing?"\\

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--> '''Queen Elizard''': "What What do you think you're doing?"\\doing?\\



'''Queen Elizard''': "This is England, the nation of the Queen! Why are you taking pictures leaving out the leading part?!"\\
'''Knight Leader''': "Ah, you fool! Don't show off your unrestrained love of festivities in front of someone from another country!! This is a strategy meeting!!"\\
''(the queen rushes over to Touma, but the Knight Leader tackles her.)''\\

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'''Queen Elizard''': "This This is England, the nation of the Queen! Why are you taking pictures leaving out the leading part?!"\\
part?!\\
'''Knight Leader''': "Ah, Ah, you fool! Don't show off your unrestrained love of festivities in front of someone from another country!! This is a strategy meeting!!"\\
meeting!!\\
''(the queen rushes over to Touma, but the Knight Leader tackles her.)''\\her)''\\



'''Queen Elizard''': ''(shocked)'' "Ah! You took it!! You really took it without me!! You can redo it! How about you take another one with me in it!?"

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'''Queen Elizard''': ''(shocked)'' "Ah! Ah! You took it!! You really took it without me!! You can redo it! How about you take another one with me in it!?"it!?




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* Meta example: Creator/MicahSolusod congratulates Creator/CliffordChapin on joining the Raildex cast [[https://twitter.com/maioceaneyes/status/498222390229610497 in the way that only Touma can.]]
-->Allow me to welcome you to Academy City by smashing your face with a shield.\\
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With much misfortune,\\
Toma Kamijo.


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* Meta example: Creator/MicahSolusod congratulates Creator/CliffordChapin on joining the Raildex cast [[https://twitter.com/maioceaneyes/status/498222390229610497 in the way that only Touma can.]]
-->Allow me to welcome you to Academy City by smashing your face with a shield.\\
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With much misfortune,\\
Toma Kamijo.

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* Season III episode 18:
** The framing is actually kind of sad, maybe even a little nightmarish, but the fact that Shiage decides to hold up a liquor store only to find ''people are already robbing it'' is hilarious. Touma's not the only protagonist with bad luck, it seems.
** Lessar keeps trying to seduce Touma, and looks like he can't figure out whether to laugh or cry.
--->'''Lessar:''' What's wrong with you!? You should just do what any man would and jump me already!\\
'''Touma:''' I don't think there's anyone on the planet who would blame me if I slugged you for what you just said.
** Lessar wonders about the Gekota phone strap Touma has. Touma explains he doesn't know much about it, and Lessar mocks him. Touma points out that maybe they shouldn't have this conversation ''while soldiers are pointing guns at them''.
** Accelerator walks around a battlefield carrying a sleeping Last Order under his arm like she's a suitcase.
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A Date With Rosie Palms is now an index.


** The world leaders have a meeting. President Roberto Katze annoys everyone by loudly munching on a hotdog and reading a dirty magazine in front of everyone. He hits on Kaori Kanzaki and wonders why the Secret Service couldn't be made of hot, strong women like her instead of boring, muscular guys. His secretary angrily tells him to put his RagingStiffie away. Later, he asks Queen Elizard to introduce him to her daughter. Annoyed, she tells him to just sit in the corner and [[ADateWithRosiePalms use his hand]].

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** The world leaders have a meeting. President Roberto Katze annoys everyone by loudly munching on a hotdog and reading a dirty magazine in front of everyone. He hits on Kaori Kanzaki and wonders why the Secret Service couldn't be made of hot, strong women like her instead of boring, muscular guys. His secretary angrily tells him to put his RagingStiffie away. Later, he asks Queen Elizard to introduce him to her daughter. Annoyed, she tells him to just sit in the corner and [[ADateWithRosiePalms use his hand]].hand.
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** Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline.

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** Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline. The latter two while he was asleep. [[ButtMonkey He still gets blamed.]]
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Gag Boobs has been renamed to Boob Based Gag. Changing to the proper trope where appropriate and cutting misuse.


* During the Mark Space side story published in the SP volume, Mark has to think of a way to convince Patricia Birdway to leave the Blue Research while keeping her [[LockedOutOfTheLoop unaware of magic]]. When he claims that Leivinia collapsed and is in the hospital Patricia replies that she can take care of herself, so Mark invents a story in which [[ACupAngst Leivinia used a Ultra Huge Breasts Cream Set on herself]] but ended up with huge areolae, then tried an Academy City breast enhancement device that turned them a bluish-purple colour, then suffered various other effects which ended with [[GagBoobs a bust size of over 5 metres]] and eight nipples. Just as he comments that they looked something like Gatling guns, Mark is overwhelmed by killing intent and it occurs to him that Leivinia may have been keeping an eye on him...

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* During the Mark Space side story published in the SP volume, Mark has to think of a way to convince Patricia Birdway to leave the Blue Research while keeping her [[LockedOutOfTheLoop unaware of magic]]. When he claims that Leivinia collapsed and is in the hospital Patricia replies that she can take care of herself, so Mark invents a story in which [[ACupAngst Leivinia used a Ultra Huge Breasts Cream Set on herself]] but ended up with huge areolae, then tried an Academy City breast enhancement device that turned them a bluish-purple colour, then suffered various other effects which ended with [[GagBoobs a bust size of over 5 metres]] metres and eight nipples. Just as he comments that they looked something like Gatling guns, Mark is overwhelmed by killing intent and it occurs to him that Leivinia may have been keeping an eye on him...
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-->'''[[spoiler:Thor]]''': "I happen to have a photo of your friend Kamijou Touma-kun doing his usual thing by being nursed to health by some mysterious little blonde girl. What do you think about that?"\\
'''Mikoto''': "Tell me right this instant where he is."

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-->'''[[spoiler:Thor]]''': "I I happen to have a photo of your friend Kamijou Touma-kun doing his usual thing by being nursed to health by some mysterious little blonde girl. What do you think about that?"\\
that?\\
'''Mikoto''': "Tell [[ClingyJealousGirl Tell me right this instant where he is."]]
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* New Testament Vol 3 continues to incite laughter, Worst [[TheGadfly teasing]] Umidoru so much she ''[[CryCute breaks down and starts to cry]]''.

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* New Testament Vol 3 continues to incite laughter, Worst [[TheGadfly teasing]] Umidoru so much she ''[[CryCute breaks ''breaks down and starts to cry]]''.cry''.
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** When Ouma kidnaps Index, Touma tells their pet cat Sphynx to lead him to them. Sphynx quickly gets distracted by food, causing Touma to rant that it is stupid and ungrateful to Index.
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* Misaka's desperation to be Mitsuki Unabara causes her to try to shake him off by dragging Touma, who happens to be walking by the Tokiwadai student dorms off to lunch to pretend to be her boyfriend. This not only is hilarious for her [[LuminescentBlush repeated blushes of having to maintain the facade]], but she forgot a few critical details: they are in front of the dorms, where she, TheAce of Tokiwadai is clearly visible interacting cutesy with a guy and she has just tossed her reputation under the bus as she can only weep at her fractured reputation.

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* Misaka's desperation to be rid of Mitsuki Unabara causes her to try to shake him off by dragging Touma, who happens to be walking by the Tokiwadai student dorms dorms, off to lunch to pretend to be her boyfriend. This not only is hilarious for her [[LuminescentBlush repeated blushes of having to maintain the facade]], but she forgot a few critical details: detail: they are in front of the dorms, where she, TheAce of Tokiwadai is clearly visible interacting cutesy with a guy and she has just tossed her reputation under the bus as she can only weep at her fractured reputation.
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* Misaka's desperation to be Mitsuki Unabara causes her to try to shake him off by dragging Touma, who happens to be walking by the Tokiwadai student dorms off to lunch to pretend to be her boyfriend. This not only is hilarious for her [[LuminescentBlush repeated blushes of having to maintain the facade]], but she forgot a few critical details: they are in front of the dorms, where she, TheAce of Tokiwadai is clearly visible interacting cutesy with a guy and she has just tossed her reputation under the bus as she can only weep at her fractured reputation.

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