History FreudWasRight / Film

* ''TheBoondockSaints'': A detective accidently says "[[FreudianSlip fag man]]" instead of "fat man" in front of StraightGay Agent Smecker. Smecker even comments, "Well. Freud was right."
* The ''{{Tremors}}'' series is basically all about this trope - giant phallic-shaped monsters that burst out at people, wiggling long slimy muscular tongues that are constantly creeping towards their victims.
** This was actually worse in preproduction, according to the featurette. At one time the graboids were supposed to extrude sticky white innards to capture people, but apparently the producers (and their giggling officemates) thought it was too blatant.
* In the MadeForTVMovie, ''{{Highlander}}: The Source'', it's revealed that "ThereCanBeOnlyOne" ''really'' means that [[spoiler:only one Immortal can have a child, so all the running around cutting people's heads off really is overcompensating for their self-perceived lack of sexual potency.]] I wish I could say this came out of nowhere, but the movies and TV series have mentioned this occasionally.
* ''Film/{{Alien}}''. Even besides the alleged [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong male rape allegories]] or the [[DeathByChildbirth grotesque perversion of childbirth]], [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory according to some Film Studies scholars]], it's all about a homicidal penis-headed monster chasing a strong, independent woman through the womblike tunnels of a spacecraft controlled by a computer called MU-TH-R. Clearly, FreudWasRight. And H.R. Giger was [[MadArtist mental]].
** Gee, ya think? Just go to any website that hosts the man's artwork...
** Incidentally, the same [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory critiques]] also said that the sequel, ''Film/{{Alien}}s'', was about the VietnamWar and the strength of [[MamaBear mothers defending their children]].
** A late scene in the first movie has the Alien's tail sliding up a woman's leg, to the sound of her moaning and crying in terror. WordOfGod in the audio commentary is this was actually intended to be perceived as the Alien raping her.
*** Which makes sense, as, being the only other female character, Lambert serves as a {{foil}} to Ripley. Ripley is the [[ActionGirl strong female character]] who can stand up to domination, by males or by symbolic monsters. Lambert, on the other hand, has done nothing but [[ScreamingWoman scream]] and [[TheChick dither inefficently]] for the entire movie. Too bad about her fate, though.
** Apparently the monster was taken from his ''chronic night terrors'', which also inspired HPLovecraft.
** One should also mention that Giger's original design for the alien was to include a grotesquely overlarge penis: he was talked out of it. Fortunately.
** Also, the original design for the alien egg -- from which hatches the ultimate VaginaDentata, facehuggers -- had a single slit in the top, but it was changed because it was just. Too. Fucking. Obvious.
** Taking the VaginaDentata one step further -- [[http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Face-Hugger-Extreme-Head-Knocker.jpg notice anything about the facehugger's belly?]]
** [[http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images/alien02.jpg The pose]] of the alien pilot in whose ship the eggs were found is...''suggestive.''
** And despite the alien's phallic-shaped head, it also posesess a vagina-like mouth.
*** How so? The mouth opened up and sent out a long inner mouth, which, as is seen near the end of the film, is normally limp, but when the alien is "aroused," leaks clear fluid, and becomes larger and stiff enough to penetrate skin and bone via flushing the veins of the mouth with the alien's blood. In other words, ''exactly'' like how an erection works (minus the whole "murder" thing). Hell, in the sequels, it could also spurt corrosive acid from this mouth.
* In Jiri Menzel's adaptation of ''Closely Watched Trains'', the dispatcher invites women over to the station house to have sex with them on the station-master's couch. Menzel has a nice suggestive shot of the ripped oilcloth of the couch with its filling coming out that looks remarkably like an unshaved vagina.
** There's one scene where the main character talks to a woman who's stroking a chicken.
** Trains, of course, are phallic symbols (just imagine one going into a tunnel).
* Most of the time, the symbolism in ''{{Inception}}'' is very subtle. For example when Ariadne choses a chess pice as her personal test to see if she's still dreaming, of the 12 different pieces she picks a white bishop, the most phallic looking one. With all the skyscrapers in the movie, it might be easy to miss, but when Cobb an Mal build their dream city, the movie shows thousands of giant skyscrapers bursting from the ground.
** And then there's the train, which is as subtle as [[SilentHill Pyramid Head]]: A massive freight train suddenly comming out of nowhere at great speed, crushing everything in its path, leaving a trail of destruction behind it. And it only shows up when Cobb is alone with a woman.
* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in TheMovie ''StarTrek: First Contact'': Data and Picard are musing about the repurposed nuclear missile that later becomes the first Warp-capable Earth vessel, and stroke it in awe-- whereupon Troi throws out, "Would you three like to be alone?"
* ''{{Ghostbusters}}''. "I am the gatekeeper." "I am the keymaster." Yup, nothing symbolic there.
** Boy, I for one am glad that the gatekeeper wasn't the horse, as Vinz originally thought.
** Goo goo g'joob.
* In the ending of ''NorthByNorthwest'', there is a love scene aboard a train, and the very last shot shows the train entering a tunnel. Alfred Hitchcock actually once said that this was a phallic symbol.
** Good old Alfred did this a lot. Just watch ''Strangers on a Train.'' You gotta be sneaky to get around those censorship laws!
** And in ''{{Psycho}}''. It's done throughout the film (Marion wears white underwear before stealing the money, black underwear afterwards), but most notably in the infamous shower scene--the phallic-shaped knife, repeatedly stabbing Marion, the entire murder being born of the killer's sexual repression. . .
** Note the scene in RearWindow where the photographer is spying on his neighbors. Unable to see with one camera, he replaces it with one with a telescopic (that is to say, LONGER) lens.
* Played for humor in ''{{Shrek}}''; when they first see Farquaad's castle, Shrek slyly asks Donkey, "Do you think he's CompensatingForSomething?" Sure, Farquaad is TheNapoleon, but Shrek didn't know it at that moment so it's more of a ParentalBonus than anything else.
-->'''Donkey:''' ... Which I think means he has a really small--''(Shrek stomps on his hoof)''
* A lot of critics have pointed out that an alien character's head in the animated kids' movie ''Space Chimps'' looks a lot like a boob.
* There are several IMDB posts speculating that Maxwell "Wizard" Wallace, the [[OliverTwist Fagin-type]] character from ''AugustRush'', was a pedophile.
* In case the ''Film/{{X-Men}}'' movies didn't have enough issues, has anyone looked carefully at Xavier's platform in the "big round room"?
** The design is not exclusive to the movies, it's comics canon.
* ''{{Idiocracy}}'' {{lampshade}}s this by having weaponized monster trucks blatantly phallic in design. To punctuate it, Joe's small truck has a rubber, flaccid penis attatched to the hood.
* Parodied in ''[[BillandTedsExcellentAdventure Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure]]''. During the scene at the mall, Freud himself is seen holding a corndog. As he meets young (hot) women, it rises, but when he gets shot down, it flops over in his hand.....
* Beautifully parodied in ''{{Pirates of the Caribbean}}: At World's End'', when Captain Barbossa in full, picture-perfect "captain of the ship" pose extends a telescope. Jack Sparrow imitates him and then shamefully slinks away when his telescope turns out to be noticably smaller. About half an hour later the scene repeats, only this time Jack managed to come up with a telescope of almost a yard in length.
** And again sort of, later in the movie. During Jack and Davy Jones' sword-fight, Jack's sword breaks without him notices, resulting in Davy Jones brandishing his sword at Jack, while smiling, who then tries to threaten him with his broken sword, now a quarter its original length.
* ''The Descent'': Chicks with picks probing tight, wet tunnels.
* [[StarWars Death Star trench run]]. And the obvious [[LukeIAmYourFather Oedipal implications]].
** [[MemeticMutation But his mother is DEEAAAAAAAAAAAD]].
** "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!" "Negative, negative, it didn't go in!" "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
** Speaking of ''StarWars'', George Lucas has specifically said Vader cutting off Luke's hand is a castration scene.
* Lampshaded in ''Film/TheNakedGun 2½: The Smell of Fear''. When the main characters start doing the horizontal lambada, they cut away to scenes of girders being raised, trains going into tunnels, hot dogs getting placed in hot dog buns, rocket launches, and eventually a Roman fountain.
** And numerous shots of flowers blooming, then of missiles firing and fireworks exploding.
* ''DrStrangelove'' is full of these, including various characters names (such as... well, Strangelove), GeneralRipper's insecurity about the Communists and our "precious bodily fluids", Kong [[spoiler: RidingTheBomb when they drop it culminating in a "[[TheImmodestOrgasm massive atomic explosion]]"]] and the way the plane in the very first scene is being fueled.
* Kia decides to invoke this on Freddy during ''{{Freddy vs Jason}}'', comparing his tiny knives to Jason's great big machete. [[spoiler:Unfortunately, she wasn't paying attention and promptly meets said machete.]]
* Flat out lampshaded in the film ''{{Titanic}}'':
-->'''Molly Brown:''' Hey, uh, who thought of the name "Titanic"? Was it you, Bruce?
-->'''J. Bruce Ismay:''' Yes, actually. I wanted to convey sheer size; and size means stability, luxury and, above all, strength.
-->'''Rose De Witt Bukater:''' Do you know of Dr. Freud, Mr Ismay? His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you.
* Parodied in ''{{Spaceballs}}'', with the [[strike:lightsabers]] physical manifestation of the Schwartz emerging from rings... which happened to be held ''right about level'' with Dark Helmet and Lone Star's crotches...
--> '''Dark Helmet:''' I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
* ''{{Film/Avatar}}'' by James Cameron has a very offending scene. The protagonist has to tame a beast by sticking his hair-braid into the creature's own braid. The creature resists, and he is fighting to stick it in. After restraining the monster, he sticks it in. After he does it successfully, the beast is his for life. That's right -- these aliens basically rape their animals into submission.
** Also, whoever 'tames' the giant [[strike:phallic symbol]] Toruk is automatically respected by everyone.
*** The "taming" in question is a merging of minds through the intertwining neurons, and can't truly be considered ''rape''.
**** Cracked.com begs to differ [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/my-brief-time-as-an-avatar-on-pandora/]]
** Considering the highly suggestive imagery with the whole "phallic symbol" stuff, it's surprising that it wasn't used in the sex-scene with the protagonist and Neytiri.
** Apparently the sex-scene was originally longer, more suggestive, and involved the hair braids, but it was cut to ensure PG-13 rating. It's supposed to be back in the DVD release, however.
** StephenColbert had a blowout with the use of braids in both the deleted sex scene and the animal taming:
--> It's like a person having sex...[[ItMakesSenseInContext with]] [[RunningGag Snoopy!]]
* ''[[AustinPowers Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me]]'' literally had the line, when Austin says "paging Dr. Freud" when walks in on his time-clone "Past Austin" in bed with Felicity Shagwell. At first he's shocked, but he reaffirms he doesn't blame her as they're both quite handsome and contemplates a threesome.
* [[LordOfTheRings Sauron]] is... um... a ''circle'' on top of a phallic symbol. [[ThatsNoMoon And it's not an eye]]. Oh, and all the Hobbit holes are circles, and the One Ring is a circle... WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic?
** An in-depth, detailed discussion documenting Freudian subtext in ''TheLordOfTheRings'' film adaptation can be found [[http://forums.theonering.com/viewtopic.php?t=53975 here]].
* Oh, come on. What about the phallic spire on the original VHS cover of ''TheLittleMermaid''?
** The phallus is the least of the problems in that movie. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFLnzeQjWw Here's a]] [[IncrediblyLamePun ''fellow'' example]].
*** This is more a case of people seeing what they want to see combined with poor artistry; that's supposed to be the priest's knee.
** Ariel gasping for breath once reaching the surface after being changed into a human is very orgasmic-looking.
** Also, she was near completely naked during that part too, making it that much more awesome.
* Wendy in ''PeterPan'' is often interpretated to have a crush on Peter and an attraction to Hook. The actor who plays Hook normally also plays her father. [[{{Squick}} Yikes]]. Turned UpToEleven in the 2003 film.
** It [[WhatCouldHaveBeen could have]] been worse. In the stage play, Hook was originally meant to have been played by the actress also playing Wendy's ''mother''. This only changed because the actor playing Mr. Darling was very popular, so Barrie got overruled.
* In Kieslowski's [[TheDecalogue "Dekalog IX"]] Roman, who has found out a couple of days before that he would no longer be able to have sex, helps a man fuel his car. Apparently, inserting a hose in the car's petrol tank looked like something quite different. Roman, sadly, hasn't failed to notice this resemblance.
* Played with in the original [[DirtyHarry Dirty Harry]] when Scorpio demands to know if Harry is carrying any guns. When Harry complies and shows his Magnum .44, Scorpio quips, [[FoeYay "My, that's a big one."]]
** Said line was actually an ad-lib. The director, once everybody stopped laughing, decided to [[ThrowItIn keep it in]]
* Agent K of the ''Film/MenInBlack'' wields a huge chrome raygun, and Agent J is quite put out when he's issued with a tiny one.
** Not to mention that the tiny gun ends up being extremely powerful. It's not the size that counts.
* In ''Dragnet'' (the 1987 movie) there is this bit:
--> Connie Swail (who has just been rescued from becoming a virgin sacrifice): How come his is so much bigger than yours?
--> Officer Joe Friday: Miss?
--> Connie Swail: The gun.
--> Officer Joe Friday: I've never needed more.
* ''Critters 2'' has Charlie as a bounty hunter. He'd been a nerd on Earth with little chance of having a girlfriend. He points out that he became a bounty hunter because he would go "wherever the wind will ''blow me''." He demonstrates his lack of sex by having his shapeshifter friend take on the shape of a Playboy model.
* Does ''TheHumanCentipede'' count? For god's sake, people are [[spoiler:fused together ass-to-mouth]]. And the villainous MadScientist looks like he has a massive fetish.
** But there's nothing symbolic in it - just an idea - however crazed - that is played as if for real. The reason it is so un-powerful is that there are no deeper resonances.
* ''LairOfTheWhiteWorm'' moves at a rate of one obvious penis metaphor per four minutes. Then again, anyone familiar with KenRussell might expect this from any of his films.
* Subtle and tasteful: the cello in "Truly, Madly, Deeply"
* In Ingmar Bergman's "Through a Glass Darkly" a spilled pail of milk quite clearly stands in for a spontaneous ejaculation.

* This poster for ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''. Pay very close attention to the castle's tallest tower.

* Lampshaded in ''TheNakedGun 2½: The Smell of Fear''. When the main characters start doing the horizontal lambada, they cut away to scenes of girders being raised, trains going into tunnels, hot dogs getting placed in hot dog buns, rocket launches, and eventually a Roman fountain.

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* HPLovecraft's {{Eldritch Abomination}}s. With so much emphasis on their "[[NaughtyTentacles tentacles]]," their {{Mind Rape}} [[GoMadFromTheRevelation powers]] and their just plain "[[{{Squick}} abominableness]]", compared to our own "insignificance".
** Bonus points for Lovecraft being inspired by chronic night terrors, in other words, what you see in his prose is straight out of the very abysses of the Subconscious Mind. Freud would be highly amused to psychoanalyze ol'H.P.
** Also, his embarrassingly coincidental MeaningfulName.
*** Lampshaded in some derivative works.
* Aldous Huxley satirizes this concept mercilessly in Literature/BraveNewWorld. Not only does this concept dictate the New World State (for example, the Oedipus Complex is used to justify destruction of the family), but Freud himself is fused with Henry Ford and worshipp
* Aldous Huxley satirizes this concept mercilessly in Literature/BraveNewWorld. Not only does this concept dictate the New World State (for example, the Oedipus Complex is used to justify destruction of the family), but Freud himself is fused with Henry Ford and worshipped as a God. Huxley also parodies his good friend, D.H. Lawrence, via [[NobleSavage John the Savage]] who shows shades of this in his OedipusComplex (mildly echoing the protagonist of ''Sons and Lovers'').
* Large swathes of the works of D.H. Lawrence. Hell, he wrote a short story where a rocking horse has Freudian overtones. His novel ''Sons and Lovers'' is pretty much a treatise on the Oedipus complex, and there's a very, very sexual nude wrestling scene in ''Women in Love.''
* Parodied in Sharon Creech's YoungAdult novel ''Walk Two Moons''. A teacher reads a student submission complaining about the endless {{subtext}} analysis of poetry in school, and concludes TheLongList with "Maybe the forest doesn't represent sex. Maybe the forest is just a forest."
* The {{high fantasy}} ''Kingdoms of Light'' by AlanDeanFoster deserves special mention for a truly brilliant [[LampShade lampshading]]. Each main character has a different magical power, and the self-consciously macho [[TheRival Rival]] can make his sword double in length. The first time he uses it in combat, the ShallowLoveInterest thanks him for saving the group, and he responds that he's always happy to extend his sword for her.
* In Golding's ''LordOfTheFlies'', the scene in which Jack and Roger kill the pig is written exactly like a rape scene, complete with very phallic descriptions of the boys' spears.
* Brian Jacques' ''{{Redwall}}'' fits this trope perfectly. {{The hero}} of the first book is a thirteen-year-old mouseboy, who is told in cryptic messages and the odd bizarre dream sequence, including one involving a really big snake and a rose bearing swords instead of thorns, to go hunting for a very famous Sword (with a capital S). When he has it and has finished using it to defeat the villain, his [[MentorOccupationalHazard dying mentor]] gives him permission to marry the girl he's been chasing for most of the book. The villains are all [[CompensatingForSomething insanely jealous of this Sword and spend half their time trying to steal it]]. At one point in the prequel ''Mossflower'', the female BigBad Tsarmina breaks the sword and locks up its owner in a very obvious case of [[GroinAttack castration symbolism]]. If one wants to read it this way, Cluny's recurring nightmare about being chased by the Abbey Warrior and stabbed to death takes on [[FoeYay a whole new and deeply disturbing meaning]]. Might also explain why so few of the BigBad characters are actually killed with the sword. To the {{Mook}}s, who don't get involved with the symbolism, it's just a sword, so they can be killed with it, but with the enemies who are more deeply involved, symbolic rape isn't a very heroic thing for the protagonists to do.
** If we're going to go this route with the weaponry, Russa Nodrey's song about "me liddle stick o' wood" could be read as involving gender-confusion issues.
** Oh, and a couple of people have claimed that Slagar the Cruel comes across as a paedophile, particularly in the Nelvana cartoon. He had perfectly good reasons for choosing child captives (they last longer, they can't fight back as well, and in the case of the Abbey kids it was "revenge" on their parents), but ... [[VillainousCrossdresser And then there's Ublaz's pink pearl fixation.]]
** In ''Doomwyte'', a very large blind snake gets trapped in a tunnel, and proceeds to inject poison into everything in reach. Then goes and dips his head in a pond.
** As Russa Nodrey and Tammo are journeying to Redwall, the first words out of her mouth before they leave are "I hope my pancakes aren't getting squished in there."
** Also see how much AccidentalInnuendo the books contain, along with the UnfortunateNames.
* The Spenser novel ''Crimson Joy'' by Robert B. Parker (which draws its name from William Blake's poem) features a man who kills black women in a particularly "symbolic" way and leaves a red rose at each scene. [[spoiler:His mother's name was Rose Black, and she had molested him.]]
* ''HarryPotter'' is full of this.
** The second book is called ''{{Harry Potter and the CHAMBER OF SECRETS}}'', for God's sake. Harry travels down a long slimy tube into a mysterious, dangerous chamber in which he finds a giant snake. He uses a big shiny sword to kill this giant snake, thereby saving his friend's sister.
*** The extremely effeminate Lockheart is ''terrified'' to go down that long slimy tube? Until the two pubescent boys force him down, that is.
*** Harry stabbing the open diary with a fang that's squirting venom. The diary squirts ink.
*** And the secret entrance was ''in the girls' bathroom''.
*** Too bad WordOfGod later corrected reader who thought the little sister's name was Virginia.
*** Isn't it actually mentioned somewhere in the books than her name is Ginevra?
** Also, in the first ''and'' third books, everyone is jealous of Harry's new broomstick. It's so much better than all the others. Everyone congratulates him on it and wants to stroke it. Ron can't wait to ride it. Malfoy is jealous until he gets [[CompensatingForSomething super-brooms for all the Slytherin team]]. Hermione buys Harry a "Broomstick [[strike:polishing]] ''Servicing'' kit". In contrast, Ron's wand breaks in two in the second book and won't work properly. He also only gets crappy broomsticks. Prof. Umbridge has an "unusually short" wand, and she punishes Harry, Ron and Fred by locking up their broomsticks. In general, Harry likes anything phallic (towers, brooms, wands) and hates anything resembling a womb or vagina (chambers, tunnels, dungeons, lakes, eggs, baths).
** In ''The Tales of Beedle The Bard'', WordOfGod says that no witch (i.e. woman) has ever been known to claim the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Elder Wand]].
** Not to mention Harry spends his childhood in a closet under the stairs, forced to stay their by his intolerant family. Then, he is rescued and taken to a magical land where everyone is just like him. JK Rowling has denied that ''Harry Potter'' is an allegory for homosexuality - but come on, he was living IN THE CLOSET. Plus, [[spoiler:Dumbledore's [[WordOfGay Gay]]]].
*** Technically that little space under the stairs is a cupboard. You couldn't hang a lot of clothes in there (I don't know if it's American usage to call it a closet, but since J.K.R. is a brit, she almost certainly wouldn't have that association in mind when she wrote it - in the UK, as far as I know, it's always called "the cupboard under the stairs.")
*** Also, before Harry got his Hogwarts letter, he was supposed to go to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots Stonewall]] High.
** When Cedric and Ron are conversing about [[LoveInterest Hermione]], and it's clear to see that Cedric's broomstick is much, much larger than poor Ron's.]
*** Cormac's broomstick. Freudian slip much?
** The entire game of Quiddich. There are balls, brooms, and hoops. Any professional Quidditch player with a grain of intelligence will be able to hit on any witch or wizard with enourmous ease. Come on, they're really asking for it.
*** Done spectacularly in a particular [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/358637/1/Quidditch_Anyone fanfic]]
*** And [[http://sam-storyteller.livejournal.com/18350.html#cutid1 this brilliant essay style fic]]
** [[http://bash.org/?111338 "Wand" to "wang", anyone?]]
** In the fourth book there's that scene in the graveyard where Harry and Voldemort are firing spells at each other and "their wands connected and a shock of electricity ran between them. Time seemed to hold still."
** In ''OrderOfThePhoenix'' the villain, Umbridge, wants to deal with the problem of dark wizards by pretending they don't exist and teaching "Avoidance and Theoretics" instead of teaching the kids how to protect themselves.
*** The Room of Requirement from the same book? A hidden area where teenagers sneak off to engage in the forbidden activities Umbridge wants them not to do and risk getting into huge trouble if caught.
** And let's not forget Book 7, when Hermione ''snapped Harry's wand in half''. Sure, it was an accident, but Harry made it perfectly clear that he felt pretty much emasculated. He had to borrow Hermione's wand, and later a stolen wand, yet neither was able to replace the one he'd lost, and it just felt "wrong" to have them in his hand. Hermione refused to really believe any of this, as she had never had it happen to her, and didn't understand. Later, he's able to dominate Malfoy, and so claims his wand ([[spoiler:and also, the Elder Wand]]), both of which allow him [[spoiler:to defeat Voldemort, who threw away his own wand in order to gain a more powerful one]]. Harry later repairs his wand... which glows in joy and grows warm, ''ecstatic to be reunited with his hand''. Ron also has his wand broken in the 2nd Book, and goes through similar feelings of impotence until he gains a new one that's properly his. It helps that the wand he used before was his brother Charlie's, symbolizing Ron's jealousy of his brothers' successes and masculinity, and his desire to get out from their shadows and be as "Alpha" as them.
** In the movie, Cormac [=MacLaggen=]'s deluxe-model broom, as compared to Ron's smaller thinner hand-me-down one in Half-Blood Prince.
** When Voldemort takes Lucius' wand in Deathly Hallows (snapping off its cane handle), Lucius flinches as if he had just been castrated.
** The scene where Hermione is tortured by Bellatrix Lestrange. It happens offscreen in the book, but you get to see plenty of it in the film adaptation, and it strongly resembles rape.
** Legilimency, end of. It's even worse in the movie, mostly because of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLqBkNYA4g this speech.]]
** In ''OrderOfThePhoenix'', Neville Longbottom's cherished plant ''ejaculates'' sap when handled roughly.
** In that last movie there's the incredibly awkward moment where Voldemort [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZW_dwd_WJY moans]] while hugging Draco and saying his name making it seem more like they're having sex.
* Pick a story about [[VampiresAreSexGods vampires]]. ''Any'' story. In fact, start with the classic: ''{{Dracula}}'' forces a young woman to drink his blood, after quietly invading her bedroom. And consider the two violent stakings of female vampires.
** Well, one could easily interpret the basis entire vampire mythos has Freudian subtext. Consider: a strange gentleman or lady with a mysterious, seductive allure that feeds off of people by penetrating them with their oversized fangs and inducing blood flow to a certain part of the body (wherever they bit). The vampire will then proceed to feed off their "precious bodily fluids". This ritual can either cause [[RapeTropes pain]] (usually when forced) or a sense of euphoria (when done willingly), and will usually cause the victim to be enthralled to their attacker and/or become just like him/her. And they can only come out at night (Dark is a common symbol for deviancy). The "HornyDevils" interpretation for Vampires worked well in the time "Dracula" was published, given the contrast between the prudishness of society at that time and the deviant nature of Vampires.
* In Stevenson's ''{{The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde}}'', Hyde is often interpreted (by ''{{The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen}}'', most notoriously) as a metaphor for Jekyll's repressed homosexuality. Because we all know that "gay" is synonymous with "[[HaveYouTriedNotBeingAMonster murderous gremlin-thing]]".
** [[BrainBleach You've scarred me for the rest of my life]]
** It's actually worth noting here that the most common interpretation, and one supposedly even supported by Stevenson himself, is that the story is a metaphor for cocaine addiction. During the time when the story itself was written, people were just starting to become aware of the psychological effects of such addiction and how the dependence on the drug (the formula) became more dominant over time (Hyde), and begn to subjugate the more normal individual (Jekyll) to its dependence. Of course, when one also takes into account the effects cocaine has on sexual ability (e.g., impotence, repressed libido, and more...), the story itself is still not completely inappropriate as an example here.
* The ''{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Discworld/EqualRites'' really is full of this stuff. From the magic manifesting itself as "hot dreams", to the wizard reincarnated as an apple tree "innocently" commenting that the heroine likes apples, to the phallic broomstick on the cover. The Annotated Pratchett Guide gives the details [[http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/equal-rites.html here]]. (In ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies'', however, a footnote dismisses the idea that the broomstick is a Freudian symbol as a "[[FreudianSlip phallusy]]".)
** Within the Discworld novels Nanny Ogg has written a recipe book, a book of traditional folk tales, and a book of etiquette and household management. All of them are really about sex (although the third one, which exists in the real world as ''Nanny Ogg's Cookbook'' isn't ''quite'' as much about sex as the first two, since the publishers had to recall them).
--->'''Granny Weatherwax:''' Maids of Honour?\\
'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''Weeelll'', they starts ''out'' as Maids of Honour... but they ends up Tarts.
** Not to mention the first and foremost of ''Discworld'' sexual innuendoes, the wizard's staff. And the various jokes surrounding it, such as the famous Ankh-Morpork song, "A Wizard's Staff has a Knob on the End". (Jokes that the wizards themselves, being mostly old fat academics traditionally not allowed to dally with women, never get. So what, they say, if a wizard is very proud of his staff and gives it a good polish and charges it with mystical energy every day? And the fact that the knobs on the ends of their [usually wooden] staffs grow there by magic, and by mystical resonance take on a shape symbolical of their owner? We really don't know what you laymen find so funny about it.)
** The female witches ride broomsticks, but the wizards seldom ride their staffs (although technically they could get them up in the air...). And it's considered bad taste for a wizard to handle another wizard's staff.
** And Lord Vetinari, Ankh-Morpork's Patrician (and iron bachelor), ''Does Not Have Balls''. In fact, there's even a famous saying about it in Ankh-Morpork. And a humorous song. Ankh-Morpork's citizens take their amusement where they can find it. Only not during state balls because there aren't any. Obviously.
*** Neither do the wizards. They do not have balls. They do have their annual Excuse Me, though.
** ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'' reuses the above-mentioned FreudianSlip pun from ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies'' in a discussion about the "Bonk School"[[hottip:* :Bonk is a city in Überwald; its name is quite [[{{UnfortunateNames}} unfortunate]] (in BritishEnglish, at least).]] of philosophers:
--> '''Fassel:''' [...] they say cigars are--
--> '''Healstether:''' That is a fallacy!
--> '''Fassel:''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's right, that's what I read.]]
* In the novel ''ThingsFallApart'', the staple crop of the igbo village is yams, they're long, cylindrical and the more you have, the more manly you are percieved. You can probably figure out the symbolism here.
* ''TheInheritanceCycle''. Big [[http://eragon-sporkings.wikispaces.com/Brisingr_Four time]].
* ''WarriorCats'' has Jay[[spoiler:feather]], who is roughly a teen-aged male protagonist who is forcibly sworn to a [[CelibateHero life-long vow of celibacy]] and spends a lot of time [[ADateWithRosiePalms playing with a stick]] whenever he feels anxious. Yeah.
** And [[spoiler:Honeyfern]] talking about having kits with [[spoiler:Berrynose]] just before being killed by a ''snake''.
** And ''The Fourth Apprentice'', which features ''beavers'', and a character named ''Woody''. Seriously.
* ''TheDaVinciCode''. If DanBrown sees as many phallic symbols everywhere as his AuthorAvatar Robert Langdon does, he surely has a problem.
* Most likely an accident ([[EpilepticTrees unless Stephenie Meyer is writing the world's biggest]] TrollFic), but the apple on the front of ''Twilight'' is totally a clitoris (the hands are the hood pilled back, the wrists and arms... You get the picture).
** Apples are actually very common in Christian imagery because they evoke the account of Adam and Eve. For example, CSLewis's ''Words To Live By,'' pictured [[http://justificationbygrace.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/words-to-live-by.jpg here.]] Never mind that the story of Adam and Eve and their fall from grace was about how they grew up and presumably discovered sex (the apple being, literally, forbidden fruit).
** The Twilight books are full of this. ''New Moon'' has young men exploding out of their clothes. ''Eclipse'' has the protagonist (who is young and curious about sex) make out with a "hot" young man who turns into an animal when feeling passionately, thus cheating on her "cold" and formal (and traditional) boyfriend. Breaking Dawn has [[spoiler: an extremely twisted portrayal of childbirth and the aforementioned hot young man deciding to date the daughter of his ex-girlfriend.]]
''Dragonfly in Amber'', of Diana Gabaldon's ''Outlander'' series is full of this, but especially in the second book when Jamie enters a brothel armed with an enormous Dordogne sausage.
* "The Ball Poem" by John Berryman, a poem about a boy who is grief-stricken after losing his ball. After all, it ''is'' irreplaceable.
** Leaving aside monthly-transformation-into-a-monster cracks, the connection between [[MenstrualMenace menarche]] and the onset of lycanthropy is explored in a short story called "Boobs" where a schoolgirl deals with bullies picking on her for developing by ''tearing them to shreds'' when she turns into a werewolf. The movie ''GingerSnaps'' covers similar ground.
* ''{{Dune}}'': Come on, admit it; the sandworms are Heighliner-sized penises. Even the rite of manhood for a sandrider is when he first mounts and then controls a worm. This has UnfortunateImplications given ''women'' who undergo this ceremony are basically treated no differently to men.
* Horses have commonly been associated with female sexuality; the taboo against women riding astride was rooted in men's fears that their wives would enjoy the activity a little too much. Towards the beginning of ''MansfieldPark'', a big deal is made about the death of the heroine Fanny's pony. She was afraid to learn to ride at first but grew to love it and is extremely thrilled and grateful when Edmund -- with whom she is currently falling in love -- gives her a new horse. Then Fanny's romantic rival for Edmund's affections Mary Crawford moves in, and their relationship first begins causing Fanny pain when Edmund begins using the horse to teach Mary how to ride...
* The planet-filling organic ocean from StanislawLem's ''Literature/{{Solaris}}'' was interpreted by one critic as a metaphor for a vagina. StanislawLem himself commented [[http://english.lem.pl/works/novels/solaris/44-lems-opinion that this particular interpetation was faulty, since it was based on things that are solely in the English translation]]. [[hottip:*:While Lem's linked opinion in English does not clarify which critic he is lambasting so, the [[http://solaris.lem.pl/ksiazki/beletrystyka/solaris/29-solaris-komentarz original Polish]] entry makes it clear.]]
* Sextus Tarquinius and Lucretia in {{Ovid}}'s ''Fasti''. Sextus comes into Lucretia's bedroom at night... and what does he say? "I have a sword, Lucretia." He does have a nice shiny sword out too, but that isn't what he's talking about... [[spoiler: He rapes her, she commits suicide, her father and husband get really pissed and overthrow the monarchy and usher in the Republic.]]
* Pick any Mary Renault novel you want, it's guaranteed to have Freud all over it. ''Return to Night'': A young man falls in love with an older woman because she's his idealised mother-figure. He also likes to hang out in an underground cave with water in it, which resembles the womb, and his idea of heaven is pretty much the womb turned into a garden with a river. [[spoiler: At the end, after a showdown with his mother, he is about to drown himself in the water in the cave, a "final return" to the womb, when his mother-figure lover turns up and saves him.]] ''The Last of the Wine'' and ''The Charioteer'': Schoolboys fall in love with older guys who look like Dad. ''The Last of the Wine'': A young man subconsciously sexually desires his stepmother, who has lived in the household since he was eight, and is angry at his father for sleeping with her; as a result of the stepmother thing he likes to sleep with older women. ''The Charioteer'' and ''Fire From Heaven'': Four-year-old boys announce that they are going to marry their mothers. One of them also says he'll kill his father, and grows up with a subconscious wish to do it, which he cannot consciously face. There's also a scene in which the boy at age four sits on his mother, both of them naked, and it's described in a way that makes it sound a lot like sex, though it isn't. In both books, boys grow up gay because they identify with their mothers and resent or cannot respect or have little contact with their fathers. ''The King Must Die'' and ''The Bull from the Sea'': Struggle between worship of Mother and Father goddesses. She puts Freudian symbols in her characters' dreams: a broken climbing tool stands for a lack of phallus, running up a mountain like running upstairs stands for sex.
* People like to do this with Shakespeare. ''Hamlet'' gets the treatment a lot. Hamlet's in love with his mother, which is why he wants to kill Claudius. His unresolved Oedipus complex has made him homosexual, and he's also in love with Horatio.
** It should be noted that there is no textual evidence for this (well, there may or may not be some HoYay between Hamlet and Horatio, but that's reaching). Hamlet wants to kill Claudius because Claudius murdered Hamlet's dad, and the ghost of said dad is urging him on, simple as that. Some of the blame for the popularity of the "Hamlet has an Oedipus complex" interpretation, at least in recent years, can be laid on the MelGibson film, which turns the concept UpToEleven with maximum {{Squick}}.
*** It's OlderThanTheyThink - just check out the 1948 Olivier version, in which not only is Hamlet conflicted over his feelings, but his Mom is coming on to him like MrsRobinson(!). And the critics had been complaining about this kind of (mis)interpretation for at least two or three decades before that!
** At least one teacher has made a point of interpreting the vial from which [[RomeoAndJuliet Romeo]] drinks poison as vaginal, and the dagger with which Juliet kills herself as phallic.
* Ian Fleming's JamesBond novels probably have plenty of this, given Bond's propensity to have sex with almost every women he meets.
** John Garnder's continuation novels have a female version of Q named Q'ute. Bond has a casual sexual relationship with her. Leaving looks aside for a second, John Gardner basically seems to be saying that Bond wants to have sex with Q.
* {{Wheel of Time}}: Take a look at the map of Tar Valon, where the (all female) Aes Sedai live, in a big tower...
* ''LittleRedRidingHood'' by Charles Perrault. A sexual symbol is not only limited to the protagonist's [[LittleDeadRidingHood personal]] [[LadyInRed color]], but there is a scene where Little Red Riding Hood strips ''for no reason whatsoever'' before she gets onto her grandmother's bed then the wolf ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_stage eats]]'' her up.
* In ''JaneEyre'', the title character has a very charged exchange during the dead of night with her brooding [[ByronicHero Byronic]] boss, after she rescues him from a fire. In his bed. Dr. Freud need not trouble himself.