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* KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade: When the bad guys come after him, Cisco unloads all the blame for the kidnapping on Gump. He stabs poor Gump to death in front of the them [[DirtCoward to save his own ass]].
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* UnfortunateNames: "Taste the Golden Spray"? Oddly enough, the reason why the film was a BoxOfficeBomb is not directly said.

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* RichesToRags: Nishi.

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* RichesToRags: Nishi.Nishi, as a result of his VanityProject. The epilogue shows that he was able to sell the filming rights of Keiko's kidnapping and became rich again as a result.


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* ASimplePlan: Kidnap rich heiress, keep stashed for a few days on Melvin's house, get money. Everything goes wrong because, to start with, said heiress' father is bankrupt... then it goes even more wrong because Keiko is Paris' goddaughter... and then Gummy is too much of a Stupid Crook... and then Melvin and Keiko become AMatchMadeInStockholm...


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* VanityProject: "Taste The Golden Spray". Written, directed, produced and starring Jiro Nishi, and marketed with the most expensive billboard ever (a motorized gold-plated statue). The result was a serious BoxOfficeBomb that it drove Nishi straight into bankruptcy and suicidal depression.
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Atm is more accurate.


* GoldDigger: Chantel more or less sees Melvin as a wallet. Pam is a bit more subtle, but apparently not that different.

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* GoldDigger: Chantel more or less sees Melvin as a wallet.an ATM. Pam is a bit more subtle, but apparently not that different.
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* DramaticIrony: Melvin, Cisco, and the rest of their team kidnap Keiko to extort money from her wealthy corporate father when in fact he has just gone broke the very same day.
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* BoundAndGagged: Keiko is this during the first half of the film.

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* ATruceWhileWeGawk: In the final fight between Melvin and Cisco, the fight pauses abruptly as Cisco is suddenly distracted. Melvin turns to see a giant poster of Crunch, with the caption "Customer of the Year - Adult Section".



* CodeName: During the kidnapping, the team refers to themselves as GilligansIsland characters. Vince is Gilligan, Crunch is The Professor, Melvin is Skipper.

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* CodeName: During the kidnapping, the team refers to themselves as GilligansIsland ''Series/GilligansIsland'' characters. Vince is Gilligan, Crunch is The Professor, Melvin is Skipper.



* [[DamselInDistress Damsels in Distress]]: Three unnamed teenaged girls, abducted by the white slavery ring. While Melvin takes out most people within the room, he makes sure that these three are unharmed, effectively rescuing them.



* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch claims to have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. However, he has recently discovered it, and has now decided that it's the best possible form of sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke again and again during the film]]
* DistressedDamsel: Three unnamed teenaged girls, abducted by the white slavery ring. While Melvin takes out most people within the room, he makes sure that these three are unharmed, effectively rescuing them.

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch claims to have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. However, he has recently discovered it, and has now decided that it's the best possible form of sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke again and again during the film]]
* DistressedDamsel: Three unnamed teenaged girls, abducted by the white slavery ring. While Melvin takes out most people within the room, he makes sure that these three are unharmed, effectively rescuing them.
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* EqualOpportunityEvil: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]]. Hitman Melvin (white Mark Wahlberg) is suspected of betraying his employer (black Avery Brooks), who sends Cisco (mixed-race Lou Diamond Phillips) and two gunmen (one black, one East Asian) to confront him at his house. The four have a tense standoff sitting at Melvin's kitchen table, when his girlfriend's drunk father (Elliot Gould), walks in and remarks how happy he is to see four young men of different races sitting together in friendship, in contrast to his wife's rejection of Melvin as a future son-in-law for not being Jewish.

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* EqualOpportunityEvil: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]].{{Lampshade|Hanging}}d. Hitman Melvin (white Mark Wahlberg) is suspected of betraying his employer (black Avery Brooks), who sends Cisco (mixed-race Lou Diamond Phillips) and two gunmen (one black, one East Asian) to confront him at his house. The four have a tense standoff sitting at Melvin's kitchen table, when his girlfriend's drunk father (Elliot Gould), walks in and remarks how happy he is to see four young men of different races sitting together in friendship, in contrast to his wife's rejection of Melvin as a future son-in-law for not being Jewish.



* RichesToRags: Nishi.



* RichesToRags: Nishi.


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* ATruceWhileWeGawk: In the final fight between Melvin and Cisco, the fight pauses abruptly as Cisco is suddenly distracted. Melvin turns to see a giant poster of Crunch, with the caption "Customer of the Year - Adult Section".
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* LargeHam: Cisco.
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* RecordScratch: Used several times in the movie for comic effect, like when Melvin and Cisco suspend their fight to gawk at the poster of Crunch in the video store.

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* BaldBlackLeaderGuy: Paris.

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* BaldBlackLeaderGuy: Paris.Avery Brooks steals the show as Paris, the terrifying head of the crime syndicate



* TheDon: Paris is African-American but otherwise plays this straight.

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* TheDon: Paris is African-American but otherwise plays this straight. As he puts it, even men outside of the law such as his organization have to respect their own rules, for without order there is only anarchy.



* LimaSyndrome: Melvin develops protective feelings and then a romantic attraction to Keiko. The girl he helped kidnap.
** Keiko eventually [[StockholmSyndrome returns the feelings.]]
* OhCrap: Cisco, when Paris reveals the seriousness of the kidnapping. Luckily for him, it comes off as sympathetic outrage.

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* LimaSyndrome: AMatchMadeInStockholm: Melvin develops protective feelings and then a romantic attraction to Keiko. The Keiko, the girl he helped kidnap.
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kidnap. Keiko eventually [[StockholmSyndrome returns the feelings.]]
feelings, and they ride off into the sunset together by the end.
* OhCrap: NotSoHarmlessVillain: For the first part of the film, Cisco is an obnoxious but pretty comedic foil for Melvin. Yet when mob boss Paris compells him to hunt down Keiko's kidnappers, Cisco has little problem swithing into genuine bad guy mode when he sells out and kills his former associates in the scheme.
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* StealingTheCredit: Played for laughs. Melvin is a HitmanWithAHeart who is one of the best assassins in the trade, at one point taking out an entire building filled with mooks while his "[[WithFriendsLikeThese best friend]]" Cisco and the rest of his teammates wait for him to finish. Then Cisco claims credit for doing the job by putting an extra bullet in the target's head post-mortem and guilt trips Melvin into giving him the bonus for the mission, which Melvin allows simply because he's such an extreme doormat.
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** Keiko eventually [[HelsinkiSyndrome returns the feelings.]]

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** Keiko eventually [[HelsinkiSyndrome [[StockholmSyndrome returns the feelings.]]

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* JewishMother, JewsLoveToFight, JewishAmericanPrincess, YouHaveToHaveJews, AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Pam and her parents.

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* JewishMother, JewsLoveToFight, JewsLoveToArgue, JewishAmericanPrincess, YouHaveToHaveJews, AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Pam and her parents.


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** Keiko eventually [[HelsinkiSyndrome returns the feelings.]]
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* JewishMother, JewishFamiliesLoveToFight, JewishAmericanPrincess, YouHaveToHaveJews, AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Pam and her parents.
** MatzohFever: Melvin, I guess, for being engaged to Pam.

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* JewishMother, JewishFamiliesLoveToFight, JewsLoveToFight, JewishAmericanPrincess, YouHaveToHaveJews, AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Pam and her parents.
** MatzohFever: MatzoFever: Melvin, I guess, for being engaged to Pam.
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* TheAllSolvingHammer: When Melvin apologizes to Mort about their family visit going to hell, Mort lazily says he'll take the family to temple tomorrow and that should help.


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* CucumberFacial: Melvin wakes up from a nightmare, with Pam in bed next to him, who leans up to show she's in curlers, mud mask, and requisite cucumber slices.


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* JewishMother, JewishFamiliesLoveToFight, JewishAmericanPrincess, YouHaveToHaveJews, AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Pam and her parents.
** MatzohFever: Melvin, I guess, for being engaged to Pam.
** MalignedMixedmarriage: Pam's mother towards Pam and Melvin's engagement.


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* RetailTherapy: Pam's mom takes her to get their hair done, in order to get over her decision to split with Melvin (at her mother's urging).

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* OhShit: Cisco, when Paris reveals the seriousness of the kidnapping. Luckily for him, it comes off as sympathetic outrage.

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* StutterStop: Gummy has a serious NominalAphasia problem, even with words he has just already said multiple times. This causes him to stammer at the end of most sentences as he can't figure out the last word.
--> '''Gummy:''' When a motherfucker try to bust your trace with a Tracebuster, this will bust the motherfucking Tracebuster that's busting your.....
--> '''Cisco:''' ...''Trace?''
--> '''Gummy:''' That's my word!

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* ATruceWhileWeGawk: In the final fight between Melvin and Cisco, the fight pauses abruptly as Cisco is suddenly distracted. Melvin turns to see a giant poster of Crunch, with the caption "Customer of the Year - Adult Section".



* BankruptcyBarrel: Conspicuously averted. Nishi is so broke, he can't afford the car to pick up Keiko from school. Yet later, we see his house is still lined with oriental rugs, he has a fancy ceremonial dagger, and he not only has a working phone, but a bunch of his own high-end tracing / counter-tracing electronic devices.
* BoringButPractical: After Cisco has had enough trying to get Keiko to read Crunch's badly written, misspelled, loftily-worded ransom script, he scribbles out a 9-word message of his own that is so effective, it gives Keiko pause to recite it. Cisco then remarks, "Perfect."



* CodeName: During the kidnapping, the team refers to themselves as GilligansIsland characters. Vince is Gilligan, Crunch is The Professor, Melvin is Skipper.
--> '''Keiko:''' I guess that makes you The Millionaire?
--> '''Cisco:''' ''(grins)'' Pretty soon.
** Keiko continues to refer to Melvin as "Skipper" throughout the movie, even after learning his real name.



--> '''Keiko:''' Father, I have been ''abduct.'' I am fine now, but I may not be for ''loring,'' if you do not pay the ''sun'' of one million ''doolars''. These men mean ''businesses.''



* {{Jerkass}}: The Big Top Video clerk is on a seriously obsessive power trip.



* OhShit: Cisco, when Paris reveals the seriousness of the kidnapping. Luckily for him, it comes off as sympathetic outrage.
** Also by Cisco when Gummy eventually makes the second ransom call.
** A few times by Melvin when Keiko's presence risks being exposed.



* {{Seppuku}}: Jiro is actually seen chanting (presumably reciting his death poem) while taking a short sword to his belly. It is the phone call of the kidnappers which interrupts the ceremony.

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* {{Seppuku}}: Jiro is actually seen chanting (presumably reciting his death poem) while taking a short sword to his belly. It is the phone call of the kidnappers which interrupts the ceremony. Three times.



* SociallyAwkwardHero: Melvin has no problem gunning down rooms of armed mooks but is driven to distraction trying to entertain his in-laws.

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* SociallyAwkwardHero: Melvin has no problem gunning down rooms of armed mooks but is driven to distraction trying to entertain his in-laws.in-laws, and can't handle either of his two exploitive girlfriends. His bathroom medicine cabinet contains only rows of bottles of Maalox, which he regularly chugs.


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** Made explicit in one iconic scene where every garage door on the block opens up, a middle-aged man comes out of each one with an identical electric lawnmower, and begins mowing the same relative crop of their yard, in near synchronization. They even flip the cord over on the return pass at the same time.
* RichesToRags: Nishi.
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* ExactWords: Keiko is ordered to read a written down ransom speech to be sent to her father. Said speech happens to be riddled with typos, so she makes sure to read it exactly as written and emphasizing the misspelled words.

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'''The Big Hit''' is a 1998 action comedy, directed by KirkWong. The director was previously known for such films as (among others) ''HealthWarning'' (1982) and ''CrimeStory'' (1993). It is the story of a HitmanWithAHeart. Only that heart is causing him much trouble. The main stars were MarkWahlberg, LouDiamondPhillips, and ChinaChow, with key roles played by LelaRochon, ChristinaApplegate, AveryBrooks and SabShimono.

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'''The [[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/the_big_hit_poster_1779.jpg]]

''The
Big Hit''' Hit'' is a 1998 action comedy, directed by KirkWong. Kirk Wong. The director was previously known for such films as (among others) ''HealthWarning'' ''Film/HealthWarning'' (1982) and ''CrimeStory'' ''Film/CrimeStory'' (1993). The main stars were Creator/MarkWahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, and China Chow, with key roles played by Lela Rochon, Christina Applegate, Avery Brooks and Sab Shimono.

It is the story of a HitmanWithAHeart. Only that heart is causing him much trouble. The main stars were MarkWahlberg, LouDiamondPhillips, and ChinaChow, with key roles played by LelaRochon, ChristinaApplegate, AveryBrooks and SabShimono.\n



The film was a modest box office hit. It earned an estimated 27,007,143 dollars in the United States market, the 68th most successful film of its year. It more than covered its modest budget. It performed quite poorly with critics, however. Being full of bullets, explosions and wacky characters, the film was hardly considered a classic. Scott Weinberg summed it as "a whole lot of stupid comic-book-style fun", and others pointed out that Wong has spent much of his career in the Hong Kong film industry, making the film more of an attempt to transfer the "Hong Kong action movie to Hollywood". This has not prevented the film from getting an audience among fans of action flicks and over-the-top comedies.



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Alphabetization. That example fits Asian Hooker Stereotype better.


* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch claims to have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. However, he has recently discovered it, and has now decided that it's the best possible form of sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke again and again during the film]]

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch claims to have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. However, he has recently discovered it, and has now decided that it's the best possible form of sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke again and again during the film]]



* AsianHookerStereotype: Keiko's initial boyfriend is Caucasian. While attempting to rape her, the jerk quotes two phrases from ''Film/FullMetalJacket'': "Me sucky-sucky" and "Me love you long time". By implication calling his "girlfriend" an Asian whore.



* DateRapeAverted: Melvin's way of kidnapping Keiko is replacing the limo driver which is supposed to take Keiko and her boyfriend home. Said boyfriend uses the limo ride in attempt to rape her. Melvin immediately ends said boyfriend's life with a bullet.

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* DateRapeAverted: Melvin's way of kidnapping Keiko is replacing the limo driver which who is supposed to take Keiko and her boyfriend home. Said boyfriend uses the limo ride in an attempt to rape her. Melvin immediately ends said boyfriend's life with a bullet.bullet.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch claims to have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. However, he has recently discovered it, and has now decided that it's the best possible form of sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke again and again during the film]]



* MeLoveYouLongTime: Name checked. Keiko's initial boyfriend is Caucasian. While attempting to rape her, the jerk quotes two phrases from ''FullMetalJacket'': "Me sucky-sucky" ... "Me love you long time". By implication calling his "girlfriend" an Asian whore.
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Crosswicking.

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* EqualOpportunityEvil: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]]. Hitman Melvin (white Mark Wahlberg) is suspected of betraying his employer (black Avery Brooks), who sends Cisco (mixed-race Lou Diamond Phillips) and two gunmen (one black, one East Asian) to confront him at his house. The four have a tense standoff sitting at Melvin's kitchen table, when his girlfriend's drunk father (Elliot Gould), walks in and remarks how happy he is to see four young men of different races sitting together in friendship, in contrast to his wife's rejection of Melvin as a future son-in-law for not being Jewish.
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* CatholicSchoolGirlsRule: Keiko spends the entire film is her college uniform, which fits the typical depiction of a catholic school girl uniform.

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* CatholicSchoolGirlsRule: Keiko spends the entire film is in her college uniform, which fits the typical depiction of a catholic school girl uniform.
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* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: Chantel keeps her money in one of these. When Melvin finds out, he finaly realizes that she never payed those bills. And that she was using him.

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* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: Chantel keeps her money in one of these. When Melvin finds out, he finaly finally realizes that she never payed paid those bills. And that she was using him. him... okay, using him ''more'' than she already obviously was.
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* ExactWords: Keiko is ordered to read a written down ransom speech to be sent to her father. Said speech happens to be riddled with typos, so she makes sure to read it exactly as written and emphasizing the misspelled words.

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Melvin "Mel" Smiley (Wahlberg) is a mild-mannered man and a ruthlessly efficient [[CareerKillers Career Killer]], but his good nature allows his co-workers to take advantage of him. They alternatively ask him of favors, like disposing corpses for them, or claim credit and bonuses for his hits. He still earns good money from his job, but Mel is actually spending most of it in maintaining two seperate residences and live-in partners. The first is Chantel (Rochon), his African-American girlfriend, who is fully aware of his line of work and keeps making financial demands on him. The other is Pam Shulman (Applegate), his Jewish-American fiancée, who is unaware of what he does for living, but still wants him to support both herself and her formerly well-to-do family.

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Melvin "Mel" Smiley (Wahlberg) is a mild-mannered man and a ruthlessly efficient [[CareerKillers Career Killer]], ProfessionalKiller, but his good nature allows his co-workers to take advantage of him. They alternatively ask him of favors, like disposing corpses for them, or claim credit and bonuses for his hits. He still earns good money from his job, but Mel is actually spending most of it in maintaining two seperate residences and live-in partners. The first is Chantel (Rochon), his African-American girlfriend, who is fully aware of his line of work and keeps making financial demands on him. The other is Pam Shulman (Applegate), his Jewish-American fiancée, who is unaware of what he does for living, but still wants him to support both herself and her formerly well-to-do family.



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* TakeThat: Keiko's first reaction upon seeing her assembled kidnappers (one black, one hispanic, two white) is ask if they're "the [[SpiceGirls Spice Boys]]"

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* BaldBlackLeaderGuy: Paris.



-->'''Cisco''': Shut the fuck up!

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-->'''Cisco''': [[PrecisionFStrike Shut the fuck up!up!]]
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* TakeThat: Keiko's first reaction upon seeing her assembled kidnappers (one black, one hispanic, two white) is ask if they're "the [[SpiceGirls Spice Boys]]"


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* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch doesn't even seem to know what masturbation is; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. One of the other characters explains it to him, and from that point on in the movie, he's shown using a grip-strengthener, deciding between bottles of lotion, and at the end [[BrickJoke there's a poster of him as "Customer of the Year" in the Adult Video section of a video store]].

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch doesn't even seem claims to know what masturbation is; have only just discovered masturbation; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. One of the other characters explains it to him, However, he has recently discovered it, and from has now decided that point on in it's the movie, he's shown using a grip-strengthener, deciding between bottles best possible form of lotion, and at the end sex, something that comes up [[BrickJoke there's a poster of him as "Customer of again and again during the Year" in the Adult Video section of a video store]].film]]


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* BrickJoke: Crunch''s masturbation obsession. At various points in the movie, he's shown using two different kinds of grip-strengtheners, deciding between bottles of lotion, recommending masturbation to Melvin, going off to masturbate after getting off the phone, and at the end [[spoiler: there's a poster of him as "Customer of the Year" in the Adult Video section of a video store]].
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'''The Big Hit''' is a 1998 action comedy, directed by KirkWong. The director was previously known for such films as (among others) ''HealthWarning'' (1982) and ''CrimeStory'' (1993). It is the story of a HitmanWithAHeart. Only that heart is causing him much trouble. The main stars were MarkWahlberg, LouDiamondPhillips, and ChinaChow, with key roles played by LelaRochon, ChristinaApplegate, AveryBrooks and SabShimono.

Melvin "Mel" Smiley (Wahlberg) is a mild-mannered man and a ruthlessly efficient [[CareerKillers Career Killer]], but his good nature allows his co-workers to take advantage of him. They alternatively ask him of favors, like disposing corpses for them, or claim credit and bonuses for his hits. He still earns good money from his job, but Mel is actually spending most of it in maintaining two seperate residences and live-in partners. The first is Chantel (Rochon), his African-American girlfriend, who is fully aware of his line of work and keeps making financial demands on him. The other is Pam Shulman (Applegate), his Jewish-American fiancée, who is unaware of what he does for living, but still wants him to support both herself and her formerly well-to-do family.

Cisco (Phillips), fellow assassin and [[WithFriendsLikeThese supposed friend]], on the other hand, is not pleased with earning a few thousand dollars with every hit. He therefore orchestrates a plan to earn himself at least a million from one simple job: abducting college student Keiko Nishi (Chow), the only daughter of wealthy businessman Jiro Nishi (Shimono), for ransom. In desperate need for some cash, Melvin reluctantly joins Cisco in this plan. What they don't know is that Jiro invested much of his fortune in creating a big budget film and promoting it, but the film bombed at the box office, Jiro has just gone bankrupt and is contemplating {{Seppuku}}. Even worse, Keiko happens to be the favorite goddaughter of Paris (Brooks) who just happens to be the local [[TheDon Don]] and the current employer of Melvin and Cisco.

What develops is their attempts to both find the kidnappers (which they can't do), keep people from finding out they're the kidnappers, trying to get the ransom, and keep their lives intact. Throw in some StockholmSyndrome, a dash of backstabbing, and a number of reveals as Mel's life starts to fall apart, and you've pretty much got the idea.

The film was a modest box office hit. It earned an estimated 27,007,143 dollars in the United States market, the 68th most successful film of its year. It more than covered its modest budget. It performed quite poorly with critics, however. Being full of bullets, explosions and wacky characters, the film was hardly considered a classic. Scott Weinberg summed it as "a whole lot of stupid comic-book-style fun", and others pointed out that Wong has spent much of his career in the Hong Kong film industry, making the film more of an attempt to transfer the "Hong Kong action movie to Hollywood". This has not prevented the film from getting an audience among fans of action flicks and over-the-top comedies.

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: At the beginning of the movie, Crunch doesn't even seem to know what masturbation is; he explains that he has been sleeping with women since he first entered puberty, and never had to resort to gratifying himself. One of the other characters explains it to him, and from that point on in the movie, he's shown using a grip-strengthener, deciding between bottles of lotion, and at the end [[BrickJoke there's a poster of him as "Customer of the Year" in the Adult Video section of a video store]].
* AssholeVictim: The first guy we actually see Melvin kill is involved in a White Slavery ring. The second is a would-be rapist. He later explains to Keiko that most of his victims were "bad people". The rest were just obnoxious.
* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: Chantel keeps her money in one of these. When Melvin finds out, he finaly realizes that she never payed those bills. And that she was using him.
* CareerKillers: Melvin, Cisco and various minor characters.
* CatholicSchoolGirlsRule: Keiko spends the entire film is her college uniform, which fits the typical depiction of a catholic school girl uniform.
* CoolGuns: Melvin's WeaponOfChoice is a Beretta 93R, a machine pistol. Obviously for MoreDakka reasons.
* DateRapeAverted: Melvin's way of kidnapping Keiko is replacing the limo driver which is supposed to take Keiko and her boyfriend home. Said boyfriend uses the limo ride in attempt to rape her. Melvin immediately ends said boyfriend's life with a bullet.
* DistressedDamsel: Three unnamed teenaged girls, abducted by the white slavery ring. While Melvin takes out most people within the room, he makes sure that these three are unharmed, effectively rescuing them.
* TheDon: Paris is African-American but otherwise plays this straight.
* GoldDigger: Chantel more or less sees Melvin as a wallet. Pam is a bit more subtle, but apparently not that different.
* HitmanWithAHeart: Mark has no problem executing targets. But has a soft spot for women, whether he personally knows them or not. He is also slavishly devoted to his love interests and eager to please his friends. His kindness is frequently abused.
* LimaSyndrome: Melvin develops protective feelings and then a romantic attraction to Keiko. The girl he helped kidnap.
* MeLoveYouLongTime: Name checked. Keiko's initial boyfriend is Caucasian. While attempting to rape her, the jerk quotes two phrases from ''FullMetalJacket'': "Me sucky-sucky" ... "Me love you long time". By implication calling his "girlfriend" an Asian whore.
* SassyBlackWoman: Chantel exemplifies the most negative qualities of the trope. She is unnecessarily mean, sarcastic, and condescendingly cynical.
* ScaryBlackMan: Paris when actually pissed off and holding a golf club.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: The white slaver's last surviving Mook attempts this. Unfortunately he walks right into Melvin.
* {{Seppuku}}: Jiro is actually seen chanting (presumably reciting his death poem) while taking a short sword to his belly. It is the phone call of the kidnappers which interrupts the ceremony.
* SexyWalk: The first look the viewer gets of Chantel is of her feet in high heels. Then a close up to her legs as she walks up the stairs. The first scene of Pam starts at her head. But soon focuses on her legs and feet. As she wiggles her ass towards Melvin.
* SociallyAwkwardHero: Melvin has no problem gunning down rooms of armed mooks but is driven to distraction trying to entertain his in-laws.
* StepfordSuburbia: Both of Melvin's residences are in suburbia, with sunny lanes and pastel color schemes. However, his neighbor is a jerk and Melvin has his own skeleton in the closet. More accurately, body parts waiting to be disposed of.
* WallOfWeapons: Melvin keeps one, as revealed at the beginning of the film. It gains in significance later on.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Cisco is supposedly Melvin's friend. Yet, he frequently makes fun of him, takes credit for Mel's hits and doesn't think twice about betraying him. Melvin himself seems more annoyed with his "friend" than being particularly friendly with him.
* WouldntHitAGirl: Melvin himself. At some point, Mel confronts Chantel over her betrayal. She fully expects to be killed or at least beaten. He simply tells her "You should be ashamed of yourself", then walks away. This is his harshest reaction to a woman in the entire film.
* YouCantHandleTheParody:
-->'''Melvin''': The truth?
-->'''Cisco''': Yeah, I want the truth.
-->'''Crunch''': You can't handle the truth!\\
''Everyone just kind of looks at him''
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