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* TheUntwist: [[spoiler: Cardinal Alba being the traitor might be a surprise if he wasn't the ''only other character in the movie'' who kept acting suspicious in his only scene before the reveal.]]
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* TooDumbToLive: Veteran vampire hunters, take note. When you are aware a vengeful master vampire is still hunting you, getting drunk as hell with prostitutes and keeping few weapons close at hand can end in a very, very gruesome manner.


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* TheUntwist: [[spoiler: Cardinal Alba being the traitor might be a surprise if he wasn't the ''only other character in the movie'' who kept acting suspicious in his only scene before the reveal.]]
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* IWillFindYou: The driving force of the film is Connor's relentless search to find his misisng girlfriend dispite everybody telling him to forget it and go home.

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* IWillFindYou: The driving force of the film is Connor's relentless search to find his misisng missing girlfriend dispite despite everybody telling him to forget it and go home.



* MightyWhitey: Downplayed for most of the film where Connor is a hapless tourist (while good fighting skills) that needs saving but come the end of the film [[spoiler: get chooses to become a vampire, fights better than all the other vampires, defeats the BigBad and saves the day after literally, all the other good vampires die.]]

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* MightyWhitey: Downplayed for most of the film where Connor is a hapless tourist (while good fighting skills) that needs saving but come the end of the film [[spoiler: get chooses to become a vampire, turned, fights better than all the other vampires, defeats the BigBad and saves the day after literally, literally all the other good vampires song neng die.]]



* PoliceAreUseless: The Thailand police treat the fact that his girlfriend has been kidnapped like it's a lover's quarrel and tell him to go away, wait for two days, and then file a report. Up to the viewer to decide if they know about the rampant vampire population in town or they're just incompetent.

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* PoliceAreUseless: The Thailand police treat the fact that his Connor's girlfriend has been kidnapped like it's a lover's quarrel and tell him to go away, wait for two days, and then file a report. Up to the viewer to decide if they know about the rampant vampire population in town or they're just incompetent.



* WarriorMonk: The Song Neng who live in a monastery. The main one looks a lot like a Shaolin monk only

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* WarriorMonk: The Song Neng who live in a monastery. The main one looks a lot like a a traditional Shaolin monk only
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* ''Vampires: Los Muertos'' (2002) staring and [[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]] as a out of his league vampire hunter. He's tasked with assembling a crack-team to go on the hunt of a deadly "Master" in the heart of rural Mexico, only problem is everybody he's meant to recuit is killed before he can get to them.

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* ''Vampires: Los Muertos'' (2002) staring and starring [[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]] as a an out of his league vampire hunter. He's tasked with assembling a crack-team to go on the hunt of a deadly "Master" in the heart of rural Mexico, the only problem is everybody he's meant to recuit recruit is killed before he can get to them.



* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Valek is prevented from getting the cross and killed. But Montoya is bitten and on the verge of turning despite having helped in the final battle. Jack however gives him as well as Katrina, a mercy two day lead before he comes after him out of respect for their friendship (as well as a code that they have among vampire hunters) before giving him a tearful goodbye hug. Adam becomes Jack's new partner as they go to hunt Valek's remaining minions.]]

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* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Valek is prevented from getting the cross and killed. But Montoya is bitten and on the verge of turning despite having helped in the final battle. Jack however gives him as well as Katrina, a mercy two day lead before he comes after him out of respect for their friendship (as well as a code that they have among vampire hunters) before giving him a tearful goodbye hug. Adam becomes Jack's new partner as they go to hunt hunting Valek's remaining minions.]]

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It has two direct-to-DVD sequels, ''Vampires: Los Muertos'' (2002) and ''Vampires: The Turning'' (2005).

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It has two direct-to-DVD sequels, ''Vampires: sequels,

*''Vampires:
Los Muertos'' (2002) staring and ''Vampires: [[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]] as a out of his league vampire hunter. He's tasked with assembling a crack-team to go on the hunt of a deadly "Master" in the heart of rural Mexico, only problem is everybody he's meant to recuit is killed before he can get to them.

*''Vampires:
The Turning'' (2005).
(2005) while visiting Thailand Connor's girlfriend get's kidnapped by a gang of [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot motorbike-riding vampires]]. Spurned by the local police Connor get's caught up in a three-way war between the villain vampires (jai tham), the good non-human feeding vampires (song neng) and the human vampire hunters.



* EverybodyWasKungFuFighting: All the vampires and our lead hero know Muay Thai (Thai Boxing) which relies on the use of fists, elbows, knees, and shins to attack and block.



* IWillFindYou: The driving force of the film is Connor's relentless search to find his misisng girlfriend dispite everybody telling him to forget it and go home.
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* MightyWhitey: Downplayed for most of the film where Connor is a hapless tourist (while good fighting skills) that needs saving but come the end of the film [[spoiler: get chooses to become a vampire, fights better than all the other vampires, defeats the BigBad and saves the day after literally, all the other good vampires die.]]



* PoliceAreUseless: The Thailand police treat the fact that his girlfriend has been kidnapped like it's a lover's quarrel and tell him to go away, wait for two days, and then file a report. Up to the viewer to decide if they know about the rampant vampire population in town or they're just incompetent.




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* DaywalkingVampire: [[spoiler: Zoe thanks to his pills. Una, briefly, after she steals Zoe's pills.]]

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* DaywalkingVampire: [[spoiler: Zoe thanks to his her pills. Una, briefly, after she steals Zoe's pills.]]



** Una slashes all the throats of the customers and the employees in the diner, save for Bliss who was in the bathroom at that time. When Derek comes out of the bathroom, he is greeted by sight of the victims still clutching their bleeding wounds. One of the waitress manages to ring the police alarm before collapsing due to blood loss.
** Derek Bliss finds a person who committed suicide by way of blowing his head off with a shotgun. The congealed blood is splattered in the nearby wall.

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** Una slashes all the throats of the customers and the employees in the diner, save for Bliss who was in the bathroom at that time. When Derek comes out of the bathroom, he is greeted by sight of the victims still clutching their bleeding wounds. One of the waitress waitresses manages to ring the police alarm before collapsing due to blood loss.
** Derek Bliss finds a person who committed suicide by way of blowing his head off with a shotgun. The congealed blood is splattered in on the nearby wall.



* KatanasAreJustBetter: Derek's primary weapon is a katana which he keeps hidden in a surf board.
* TheMole: [[spoiler: Ray becomes one after Una sedueces him to Zoe's pills, causing Una to be immune to the sunlight's effects.]]

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* ItsAlwaysMardiGrasInNewOrleans: The climax of the film occurs on the titular Day of the Dead (Di­a de los Muertos).
* KatanasAreJustBetter: Derek's primary weapon is a katana which he keeps hidden in a surf board.
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* KidSidekick: Sancho who is almost 16.
* LesbianVampire: Brief hint of it where the two female leads (both technically vampires) have an exotic moment leading to an almost kiss.
* TheMole: [[spoiler: Ray becomes one after Una sedueces seduces him to Zoe's pills, causing Una to be immune to the sunlight's effects.]]]]
* MostDefinitelyNotAccompanyingUs: Sancho is given 20 bucks and told to go home. Later he is found hiding in a tree outside of a massacred monastery. He's followed the main-character on his dirt bike and has a letter of recommendation from his mother.
* NonActorVehicle: [[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]] is the leading man of the film



* TheRenfield: [[spoiler: Darius becomes a thrall to the vampire, making him steal Zoe's pills.]]



* ShoutOut: Derek Bliss' surfboard armory of anti-vampire weaponry is a direct nod to Film/Desperado.

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* ShoutOut: Derek Bliss' surfboard armory of anti-vampire weaponry is a direct nod to Film/Desperado.Film/{{Desperado}}.
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* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Valek is prevented from getting the cross and killed. But Montoya is bitten and on the verge of turning despite having helped in the final battle. Jack however gives him as well as Katrina, a mercy three day lead before he comes after him out of respect for their friendship (as well as a code that they have among vampire hunters) before giving him a tearful goodbye hug. Adam becomes Jack's new partner as they go to hunt Valek's remaining minions.]]

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* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Valek is prevented from getting the cross and killed. But Montoya is bitten and on the verge of turning despite having helped in the final battle. Jack however gives him as well as Katrina, a mercy three two day lead before he comes after him out of respect for their friendship (as well as a code that they have among vampire hunters) before giving him a tearful goodbye hug. Adam becomes Jack's new partner as they go to hunt Valek's remaining minions.]]
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* VampireHunter: Jack Crow leads a group of vampire hunters who are [[FantasticCatholicism on the payroll of the catholic church]]. They're pretty effective at it until they receive a visit from the [[MonsterProgenitor Master Vampire]] Jan Valek, who is far stronger than anything they have ever deal with, so quickly wipes out everyone but Crow and his best friend.

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* VampireHunter: Jack Crow leads a group of vampire hunters who are [[FantasticCatholicism on the payroll of the catholic church]]. They're pretty effective at it until they receive a visit from the [[MonsterProgenitor Master Vampire]] Jan Valek, who is far stronger than anything they have ever deal dealt with, so quickly wipes out everyone but Crow and his best friend.
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* VampireHunter: Jack Crow leads a group of vampire hunters who are [[FantasticCatholicism on the payroll of the catholic church]]. They're pretty effective at it until they receive a visit from the [[MonsterProgenitor Master Vampire]] Jan Valek, who is far stronger than anything they have ever deal with, so quickly wipes out everyone but Crow and his best friend.
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* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler: Valek is prevented from getting the cross and killed. But Montoya is bitten and on the verge of turning despite having helped in the final battle. Jack however gives him as well as Katrina, a mercy three day lead before he comes after him out of respect for their friendship (as well as a code that they have among vampire hunters) before giving him a tearful goodbye hug. Adam becomes Jack's new partner as they go to hunt Valek's remaining minions.]]
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* PetTheDog: [[spoiler:When Montoya is bitten by Katrina — again — and Jack finds out he was first bitten a couple days before, Jack acknowledges that he is supposed to kill him, but gives him a head start to flee the country before he tracks him down.]]
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* {{Determinator}}: Valek. Not only is he able to catch up with Jack and Montoya after they escape the motel massacre, but [[spoiler:he stays to try and get the Cross of Berzier back from Jack after when the sun has risen and all his goons and even the Masters have fled to the prison.]]


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* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:As the sun rises, most of the vampires flee back to the prison. The ending implies that Jack and Guiteau are about to finish them off.]]

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* ButtMonkey: Father Adam Guiteau receives frequent beatings and verbal abuse from Jack, and is used as bait for a Master because [[ItMakesSenseInContext he never learned to drive]]. He grows out of it eventually, though.



* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Katrina, [[spoiler:at least before she turns into a vampire]].

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* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Katrina, [[spoiler:at least before she turns into a vampire]].vampire. And even then, she still appears to be genuinely in love with Montoya]].



* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Jack Crow is sexist, though the only woman we see him interact with in the movie is a hooker, so that may have something to do with it.

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* PetTheDog: [[spoiler:When Montoya is bitten by Katrina — again — and Jack finds out he was first bitten a couple days before, Jack acknowledges that he is supposed to kill him, but gives him a head start to flee the country before he tracks him down.]]
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Jack Crow is sexist, though the only woman we see him interact with in the movie is a hooker, so that may have something to do with it. He may also be homophobic, considering that he drops a gay slur in his YourVampiresSuck speech.
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* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Jack Crow is sexist.

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* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Jack Crow is sexist.sexist, though the only woman we see him interact with in the movie is a hooker, so that may have something to do with it.
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* CompleteImmortality: Valek wants to use the Cross of Berzier to become immune to sunlight, effectively achieving this. [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt And that wouldn't be good]].

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''John Carpenter's Vampires'' is a 1998 film by Creator/JohnCarpenter loosely based on the novel ''Literature/{{Vampires}}''. It is about a group of vampire hunters out to prevent the original master vampire from getting the black cross which will allow him to walk in the sunlight.

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''John Carpenter's Vampires'' is a 1998 film by Creator/JohnCarpenter loosely based on the novel ''Literature/{{Vampires}}''. It is about a group of vampire hunters out to prevent the original master vampire from getting the black cross [[MacGuffin Cross of Berziers]] which will allow him to walk in the sunlight.



* GratuitousSpanish: Jack usually refers to the team priest as "Padre".



%%* SirSwearsALot: Jack Crow.

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%%* * SirSwearsALot: Jack Crow. Half of his dialogue consists on [[ClusterFBomb "fuck" or some variation of the word]].
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* HolyBurnsEvil: Averted. Jack males a point of telling Father Adam that crosses do nothing against vampiresa.

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* HolyBurnsEvil: Averted. Jack males makes a point of telling Father Adam that crosses do nothing against vampiresa.vampires.



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%%* WhoYouGonnaCall* WhoYouGonnaCall: Whenever the Church recieves reports of of vampiric activity, they dispatch VampireHunter squads such as the one led by Jack Crow.
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* HolyBurnsEvil: Averted. Jack males a point of telling Father Adam that crosses do nothing against vampiresa.
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* CreateYourOwnVillain: The Catholic Church is to blame for Valek's vampirism, and by extension, for the existence of vampires as a whole. See GoneHorriblyWrong below.
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* AxCrazy: Valek thoroughly enjoys killing humans and feasting con his blood.

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* AxCrazy: Valek thoroughly enjoys killing humans and feasting con his on their blood.
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* AxCrazy: Valek thoroughly enjoys killing humans and feasting con his blood.
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* AttackItsWeakPoint: Other than sunlight, the only way to kill a vampire for good is to drive a stake through its heart.


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* NoSell: Valek is immune to everything that would normally kill a vampire except sunlight.
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* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: Katrina, [[spoiler:at least before she turns into a vampire]].
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* WeaponOfChoice: Jack Crow has his trusty crossbow.
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* MacGuffin: The holy relic the vampire lord Valek is searching in order to become immune to sunlight.

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%%* BigBad: Valek, the original vampire.

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* NoOntologicalInertia: Averted. Valek's death does not kill or cure any remaining vampires.
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* CanisLatinicus: While mocking the myths of vampire hunting, Jack says that if you try and ward a vampire off with garlic, he will take a walk up your "strata chocolata" whilst sucking your blood. This is dog Latin for "Hershey highway".

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* CanisLatinicus: While mocking the myths of vampire hunting, Jack says that if you try and ward a vampire off with garlic, he will take a walk up your "strata chocolata" whilst sucking your blood. This is dog Latin for "Hershey highway"."[[AssShove Hershey highway]]".
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* DefeatEqualsExplosion: Just bursting into flames isn't enough of a sendoff for Valek; he flat out ''explodes.''

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