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* DrivingUpAWall: When being chased by the police, the bike drives straight up a vertical wall and down the other side.



* WallCrawl: When being chased by the police, the bike drives straight up a vertical wall and down the other side.
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Somewhere in UsefulNotes/TheWestMidlands, a gang of devil-worshipping outlaw bikers are attacked and massacred in the middle of a ritual by a rival, secular, chapter, led by the psychopathic Roach. The demon summoned during the ritual takes advantage of the interruption to possess the dead Satanist leader's classic Norton Commando motorbike.

Some time later, the bike is purchased by amiable motorbike courier Noddy, who is unaware that his purchase is out for revenge on the killers of its summoner, and the blood of everyone who crosses its path. Noddy, his girlfriend, a camp vicar, and an increasingly bemused police detective find themselves the only people who can end the bike's reign of terror.

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Somewhere in UsefulNotes/TheWestMidlands, a gang of devil-worshipping outlaw bikers are attacked and massacred in the middle of a ritual by a rival, secular, chapter, led by the psychopathic Roach.Roach (Andrew Powell). The demon summoned during the ritual takes advantage of the interruption to possess the dead Satanist leader's classic Norton Commando motorbike.

Some time later, the bike is purchased by amiable motorbike courier Noddy, Noddy (Neil Morrissey), who is unaware that his purchase is out for revenge on the killers of its summoner, and the blood of everyone who crosses its path. Noddy, his girlfriend, girlfriend Kim (Amanda Noar), a camp vicar, vicar (Creator/AnthonyDaniels), and an increasingly bemused police detective (Michael Elphick) find themselves the only people who can end the bike's reign of terror.
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Somewhere in the West Midlands, a gang of devil-worshipping outlaw bikers are attacked and massacred in the middle of a ritual by a rival, secular, chapter, led by the psychopathic Roach. The demon summoned during the ritual takes advantage of the interruption to possess the dead Satanist leader's classic Norton Commando motorbike.

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Somewhere in the West Midlands, UsefulNotes/TheWestMidlands, a gang of devil-worshipping outlaw bikers are attacked and massacred in the middle of a ritual by a rival, secular, chapter, led by the psychopathic Roach. The demon summoned during the ritual takes advantage of the interruption to possess the dead Satanist leader's classic Norton Commando motorbike.



* SweetHomeMidlands: The locations and several characters' accents reveal the West Midlands as the setting.


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* UsefulNotes/TheWestMidlands: The locations and several characters' accents reveal the West Midlands as the setting.
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* ChurchOfSaintGenericus: It unclear whether the priest is Catholic or High Church Anglican.

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* ChurchOfSaintGenericus: It is unclear whether the priest is Catholic or High Church Anglican.
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* TheVicar: Subverted. The priest initially appears to be a stereotypical ineffectual and slightly camp British vicar, but does a convincing LetsGetDangerous when convinced of how serious the situation is.
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** The moment when Roach fires a crossbow bolt into the top of the bar at the pub is a Shout Out to a long-running series of British TV adverts for Strongbow cider.

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** The moment when Roach fires a crossbow bolt into the top of the bar at the pub Roach's TwangHello is a Shout Out to a long-running series of British TV adverts for Strongbow cider.
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* BadassBiker: Roach and the priest. Averted with Noddy, who isn't badass at all.


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* LetsGetDangerous: When the priest is convinced that the bike actually is possessed, he drops his camp mannerisms and goes back to the church to get tooled up. He also reveals himself to be a biker.


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* McNinja: Among the priest's set of demon-slaying weapons are a bunch of shuriken.
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* DisproportionateRetribution: The bike hunts down and murders Buzzer for stealing its fuel tank cap.
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* HollywoodExorcism: The attempted exorcism of the bike involves murderous poltergeist phenomena, levitation, and heavenly light.


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* YouHaveToBelieveMe: The priest is initially highly skeptical of Noddy's terrified claims that his motorbike is supernaturally evil and going around killing people, until he gets [[{{Fingore}} convinced]].
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* ChurchOfSaintGenericus: It unclear whether the priest is Catholic or High Church Anglican.
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* RuleOfCool: How can an inanimate object get possessed by a demon and control itself? Guess why.
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* SentientVehicle: Because it's possessed by a demon.
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* BarBrawl: Set off when Kim responds to sexual harassment by one of Roach's gang by questioning his penis size.
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* TwangHello: Roach announces his arrival at the pub by firing a crossbow bolt into the top of the bar.
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** The scene where Noddy has nightmares about his dead friend Buzzer is a parody of a similar scene in ''Film/AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon.

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** The scene where Noddy has nightmares about his dead friend Buzzer is a parody of a similar scene in ''Film/AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon.''Film/AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon''.
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* SpikesOfEvil: The bike grows them in its ultimate OneWingedAngel form.

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* SpikesOfEvil: SpikesOfVillainy: The bike grows them in its ultimate OneWingedAngel form.
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* SpikesOfEvil: The bike grows them in its ultimate OneWingedAngel form.
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* CrucifiedHeroShot: The priest gets crucified on the garage wall by telekinetic forces during the attempted exorcism.


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* {{Fingore}}: The priest doesn't believe Noddy's claims that the bike is possessed until it chops some of his fingers off with its brake lever.


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* NoNameGiven: The priest is never named.


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* OurVampiresAreDifferent: This one is a demon-possessed inanimate object.


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* WallCrawl: When being chased by the police, the bike drives straight up a vertical wall and down the other side.

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* TheEndOrIsIt: At the very end of the film, the bike's old fuel tank, which Noddy replaced at the beginning and forgot about, sucks down a blood-smeared rag.



* HolyBurnsEvil: The bike's first attack on Kim is thwarted by the cross around her neck.
* HopeSpot: After the priest is powered-up by godly power, and it falsely appears that the bike has been exorcised. Then again when Noddy knocks the bike into the river.



* TheEndOrIsIt: At the very end of the film, the bike's old fuel tank, which Noddy replaced at the beginning and forgot about, sucks down a blood-smeared rag.
* HolyBurnsEvil: The bike's first attack on Kim is thwarted by the cross around her neck.
* HopeSpot: After the priest is powered-up by godly power, and it falsely appears that the bike has been exorcised. Then again when Noddy knocks the bike into the river.


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* SweetHomeMidlands: The locations and several characters' accents reveal the West Midlands as the setting.

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Some time later, the bike is purchased by amiable biker Noddy, who is unaware that his purchase is out for revenge on the killers of its summoner, and the blood of everyone who crosses its path. Noddy, his girlfriend, a camp vicar, and an increasingly bemused police detective find themselves the only people who can end the bike's reign of terror.

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Some time later, the bike is purchased by amiable biker motorbike courier Noddy, who is unaware that his purchase is out for revenge on the killers of its summoner, and the blood of everyone who crosses its path. Noddy, his girlfriend, a camp vicar, and an increasingly bemused police detective find themselves the only people who can end the bike's reign of terror.



* AllBikersAreHellsAngels: Played straight with the devil-worshippers at the beginning and with Roach's gang, but the other characters are non-outlaw bikers.



* CoolBike: A Norton Commando is a genuinely rare and famous British motorbike. Shortly after the release of the film, the director was reportedly cornered by a bunch of bikers and interrogated to make sure that they hadn't actually destroyed one while making the film.



* HollywoodSatanism: The opening demon-summoning ritual is this.



* OrIsIt: At the very end of the film, the bike's old fuel tank, which Noddy replaced at the beginning and forgot about, sucks down a blood-smeared rag.

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* OrIsIt: TheEndOrIsIt: At the very end of the film, the bike's old fuel tank, which Noddy replaced at the beginning and forgot about, sucks down a blood-smeared rag.rag.
* HolyBurnsEvil: The bike's first attack on Kim is thwarted by the cross around her neck.
* HopeSpot: After the priest is powered-up by godly power, and it falsely appears that the bike has been exorcised. Then again when Noddy knocks the bike into the river.
* OldFashionedCopper: Inspector Cleaver is one.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: The bike's headlight glows red when it is under demonic control.
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''I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle'' is a British comedy-horror BMovie from 1990, notable for its unexpectedly good effects, humour, and highly recognisable cast.

Somewhere in the West Midlands, a gang of devil-worshipping outlaw bikers are attacked and massacred in the middle of a ritual by a rival, secular, chapter, led by the psychopathic Roach. The demon summoned during the ritual takes advantage of the interruption to possess the dead Satanist leader's classic Norton Commando motorbike.

Some time later, the bike is purchased by amiable biker Noddy, who is unaware that his purchase is out for revenge on the killers of its summoner, and the blood of everyone who crosses its path. Noddy, his girlfriend, a camp vicar, and an increasingly bemused police detective find themselves the only people who can end the bike's reign of terror.

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!!This film provides examples of:

* AssholeVictim: The bike's main target, Roach, is also a casual murderer for kicks.
* AttackOfTheKillerWhatever: A motorbike
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: A vampire motorcycle gets purchased.
* MadeOfPlasticine: All over the place, but especially when the bike kills the tea lady at the hospital. It is not, in fact, possible to cleanly bisect somebody by crushing them between a wall and a tea trolley.
* OrIsIt: At the very end of the film, the bike's old fuel tank, which Noddy replaced at the beginning and forgot about, sucks down a blood-smeared rag.
* ShoutOut:
** The moment when Roach fires a crossbow bolt into the top of the bar at the pub is a Shout Out to a long-running series of British TV adverts for Strongbow cider.
** Noddy is probably named after Slade lead singer Noddy Holder.
** The scene where Noddy has nightmares about his dead friend Buzzer is a parody of a similar scene in ''Film/AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon.
* TalkingPoo: Noddy's nightmare has a talking poo with Buzzer's face that ends up attacking him.
* WeakenedByTheLight: The bike is finally destroyed by ultraviolet light from gymnasium tanning beds.
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