History Fanfic / TotalLadyDramaIsland

* SoccerHatingAmericans Chris asks who amongst them likes Soccer. Zoey responds by saying that she likes football. When Chris corrects her and says he's talking about football Zoey corrects him and says no, he's talking about football. 'Real' football.

* RealityEnsues: After their growth, the girls all have difficulty due to their new weight and center of balance. The challenge after the growth was changed to be an exercise heavy one to help them adjust. When Anna Maria goes through an intentional second growth, her chest becomes too heavy for her to even stand up without help.

* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Cody is pretending to be a girl on an island covered in cameras, so he can't risk doing anything that would get him out as a guy. Including...[[ADateWithRosiePalms certain things]]. Simple right? He can go without ''that'' for a while, right? Well, he could if he weren't on an island surrounded by gorgeous girls who were doing challenges designed to highlight their attractiveness. If Cody hadn't found the one spot on the island where he thought he could get some piece he swore his nuts would explode.

* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Anna Maria is surprised when Cody turns down her (phony) offer to have sex with him later in exchange for helping her get back to camp. When she asks him if he doesn't think she's hot he tells her he does, but by this point, he knows her personality and that if he did sleep with her he'd immediately regret
* BewareTheNiceOnes: The Sweet Cupcakes are a team made up of some of the nicest, least confrontational girls in the series. However underestimating them is a good way to lose.

* FutureFoodIsArtificial: Colonel [[BlankNameProduct Saunders]] quality, premium grade, high protein, nutrient-enriched food substitute. A heavily processed substance with more calories per teaspoon than a block of butter designed by the US military to feed starving kids in the third world...only to be sent back with a message saying if they sent it again it would be considered an act of war. It was then sent to feed the troops...only to be lost in a military precision ''accident'' save for one barrel. It doesn't expire. Smells like a new car. The skin formed over it is as pliant as rubber. Looks like a combination of [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the grey stuff]], jello, and wet paper mache, and whose side effects cause sudden rapid growth in certain areas of [[GagPenis male]] and [[BreastExpansion fema]][[HartmanHips less]] when eaten. Chef has to smother it in butter, sugar and pork stock just to mask the taste

* ItAmusedMe: Chef knew the whole time that the snake that had bitten Bridgette on the backside wasn't poisonous yet watched Katie try to SuckOutThePoison. When asked why he did all that, he said it was because he found it funny.

* FakeBoobs: Cody is not just thrown into the deep end and expected to swim. The show gives him the stuff to make it easier to disguise himself. Including a pair of fake breasts realistic enough to hold up to the scrutiny of an island full of women. [[SpottingTheThread but not so realistic that]] someone won't notice that despite his clothes clinging to every part of her with sweat from the sauna they're all being slowly broiled in, his chest is totally dry.

* FakeBoobs: Cody is not just thrown into the deep end and expected to swim. The show gives him the stuff to make it easier to disguise himself. Including a pair of fake breasts realistic enough that an island full of women won't be able to notice their fake. [[SpottingTheThread but not so realistic that someone won't notice that despite sitting in a sauna trying to broil them alive Cora's chest is completely dry.]]

* SecretIdentidyVocalShift: The third piece of Cody's Cora disguise is a collar that both hides his adam's apple and makes him sound more feminine.

* SexretIdentidyVocalShift: The third piece of Cody's Cora disguise is a collar that both hides his adam's apple and makes him sound more feminine.

* FakeBreasts: Cody is not just thrown into the deep end and expected to swim. The show gives him the stuff to make it easier to disguise himself. Including a pair of fake breasts realistic enough that an island full of women won't be able to notice their fake. [[SpottingTheThread but not so realistic that someone won't notice that despite sitting in a sauna trying to broil them alive Cora's chest is completely dry.]]

* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Cody was given a special pair of underwear by Chris that hides his guy parts and mostly suppresses his erections. Though that doesn't help when Lindsay sleepwalks into his bed and hugs him like a teddy while he's not wearing it. His underwear is destroyed when the food substitute make him grow [[GagPenis differently]] from the girls and he has to resort to self control and tucking himself Like that guy from that ''Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs cultured cannibal'' movie.

[[caption-width-right:306: The two teams. ''The Bad Bitches:'' Heather, Anna Maria, Gwen, Emma, Leshawna and Courtney. And ''The Sweet Cupcakes:'' Lindsay, Kitty, Bridgette, Zoey, Katie and [[DisguisedInDrag Cora]]. ]]

* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Anna Maria is surprised when Cody turns down her (phony) offer to have sex with him later in exchange for helping her get back to camp. When she asks him if he doesn't think she's hot he tells her he does, but by this point, he knows her personality and that if he did sleep with her he'd immediately regret it.

-->'''Heather:''' So either get in it to win it. Or lose the only chance you'll ever have at fortune.

* TeethClenchedTeamwork: While the Bad Bitches are more driven and aggressive than the Sweet Cupcakes, which should have resulted in none stop victories for when, what lets them down is their unwillingness to work together. None of them are willing to be led by someone else and nobody has anybody's back. Their refusal to work as a team and frequent in-fighting has helped the Sweet Cupcakes more than once.

[[caption-width-right:306: Whats amazing is how well he pulls that disguise off.]]

* IAmNotPretty: Downplayed. Anna Maria is attractive and knows she's attractive, but she's always been referred to as some crass variation of sexy. Cody is the first guy to ever call her 'beautiful', and she admits feels nice to be told that.

* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Anna Maria is surprised when Cody turns down her (phony) offer to have sex with him later in exchange for helping her get back to camp. When she asks him if he doesn't think she's hot he tells her she is, but by this point, he knows her poison personality and that if he did sleep with her he'd immediately regret it.

* TemptingFate: When Katie's cheap costume turns out to be a cute female ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' costume she wonders out loud how it's supposed to hinder her in the challenge...only for pieces of fake treasure she's carrying to fall out her bag, and she realizes they ''also'' a part of her costume she can't lose if she doesn't want to be disqualified and the bag it's all being held in is a few stitches away from bursting and spilling it's contents everywhere.

-->'''Heather:''' Let me straighten this out for you. You have nothing. You're not anything that the people at home haven't seen a thousand times before ever since 'reality TV' first started. Your not smart enough to be hated. Or dumb enough for everyone to feel sorry for you. You're not driven enough for people to root for you. And that little act where you pretend your in one continuous cheesecake photoshoot? I guarantee that your the last of us who'll probably be looked up online because putting yourself out like that only makes everyone sorry for you. Your not even the prettiest.\\

** Cody delivers an absolutely brutal one to Anna Maria after she tries to seduce him to keep helping her.

* TheReasonYouSuck: Heather delivers one to Anna Maria about how hard she's trying to look good for the camera. Telling the girl to quit it since everything she has, some other contestants can do better. She's nothing that hasn't been seen a thousand times on other reality shows and all she's doing is embarrassing herself.

* {{Blackmail}}: Anna Maria finds out about Cora's 'secret' early on, and decides to cut the boy a deal. He helps her win, and she doesn't tell the others about the boy that snuck onto the show and let him get torn apart.
* {{Bifauxnen}}: For the HalloweenEpisode Lindsay is given a dashing prince costume...that is 'not' cut for a girl. The costume is so tight around her chest that she can barely breathe in it
* BreastExpansion: After eating an experimental and untested high-calorie food substitute designed to replace rations, the girls all experience dramatic growth in their breasts[[note]] and in their behinds, though significantly less so[[/note]], to the point that the least buxom 'real' girl on the island post-growth is 'only' as big as the busiest girl had been before their growth.
** UpToEleven with Anna Maria who, being jealous that she's the second smallest girl on the island after the change at a 'measly' H-cup, Anna Maria sneaks off to eat the rest of the food substitute, and ends up so massively, ridiculously busty that each breast ends up weighing more than the rest of her, leaving her unable to stand up under her own power.
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Cody is pretending to be a girl on an island covered in cameras, so he can't risk doing anything that would get him out as a guy. Including...[[ADateWithRosiePalms certain things]]. Simple right? He can go without 'that' for a while, right? Well, he could if he weren't on an island surrounded by gorgeous girls who were doing challenges designed to highlight their attractiveness. If Cody hadn't found the one spot on the island where he thought he could get some piece he swore his nuts would explode.

* FanDisservice: Anna Maria's excessive BreastExpansion is not played for sex appeal. They grow well past the point they could ever be attractive. Her skin stretches so much that there are gaps in her fake tan, veins clearly visible just under it, and are painfully bloating with milk threatening to seriously injure her if the pressure is not relieved.

* GagBoobs: Before their growth, the bustiest girl on the island was Lindsay at a G-cup. After their growth, the least buxom girl on the island is still Heather at 'only' a G-cup. While the biggest is an annoyed Courtney with K-cups.
** Anna Maria takes these UpToEleven by forcing another more extreme growth and giving herself breasts so big they weigh more than the rest of her 'each'.

* GeekyTurnOn: Cody is turned on when Lindsay shows knowledge of old tv shows and movies by ranting about ''Film/It1990'', identifying it as a mini-series and not a movie and how she couldn't be scared of the [[Creator/TimCurry same guy]] who played "Every hammy villain on TV in the nineties".
* HalloweenEpisode: The challenge in 'Total Halloween' is a race through the woods to collect a Jack-o-lantern while wearing costumes that, depending on how well they knew their horror movie trivia was either a high-quality costume or bargain bin garbage that would hinder them, with the stipulation they can't damage the costumes if they don't want to be knocked out.

* {{Homage}}: One of the chapters is entirely based in-universe on ''Manga/{{Keijo}}''
* {{Lemon}}: In a separate 'what if' side story, Anna Maria doesn't accept Cody's refusal to have sex with her. Confesses her feelings for him, tells him a matter of factly that their a couple now and threatens to go to his house and tell his parents she's his girlfriend, then demands he make love to her. He complies and ends up doing such a good job that the next time they see each other after the contest, is to tell him she's pregnant.
* LoopholeAbuse: Chris said they weren't allowed to damage their costumes. Katie doesn't 'damage' her team's costumes, she 'modifies' them using their existing material. [[DownplayedTrope Though]] Chris might have complained more if her alterations of the costumes into sexier versions of themselves hadn't caused a spike in ratings.

** Lindsay starts to suspect this about 'herself' when she realizes she likes Cora as more than a friend. Enough that she even confesses to "her".

** Despite the shows main selling point being 'hawt girls doing hawt challenges' when something especially risque happens Chris will yell for it to be censored. They are still a daytime reality show that would get in trouble if they showed any actual nudity on their show. Like any other reality show, they have a gap between filming and broadcast in order to censor anything their not allowed to show.
* TemptingFate: When Katie's cheap costume turns out to be a cute female ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' costume she wonders out loud how it's supposed to hinder her in the challenge...only for pieces of fake treasure shes carrying to fall out her bag, and she realizes they 'also' a part of her costume she can't lose if she doesn't want to be disqualified and the bag it's all being held in is a few stitches away from bursting and spilling it's contents everywhere.

* SaunaOfDeath: The 'Beat The Heat' challenge has the girls try to outlast each other in a sauna that Chris keeps turning up the heat and tempting them to give up.

* WardrobeMalfunction: For being the most conservative girl on the island, Courtney has twice had her bare chest exposed. If the show didn't have a fifteen-minute delay to censor out anything 'too' risque then she would have flashed who knows how many viewers on live TV.
* VillainousCrush: Anna Maria realizes after being chewed out by Cody for being a manipulative bitch, that she's gone from acting like she would sleep with him to control him, to 'actually' wanting to sleep with him.