History Fanfic / TotalLadyDramaIsland

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: During the Halloween Challenge, all of the Bad Bitches are wearing monster themed costumes...other than Emma, who is dressed like a Spartan warrior. Chris calls her out on this, although Emma points out that the monster costume she got (the Invisible Man) was literally just sunglasses and bandages to be wrapped around her face.

* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Cody is pretending to be a girl on an island covered in cameras, so he can't risk doing anything that would get him out as a guy. Including... [[ADateWithRosiePalms certain things]]. He can go without ''that'' for a while, right? Well, he could... if he weren't on an island surrounded by gorgeous girls who were doing challenges designed to highlight their attractiveness. If Cody hadn't found the one spot on the island where he could get some peace, he swore his nuts would explode.

* GagBoobs: Before their growth, the bustiest girl on the island was Lindsay at a G-cup. After their growth, the least buxom girl on the island is Heather, who is "only" as big as Lindsay had been. While the biggest is an annoyed Courtney who at one point is described as now carrying around pumpkins.
** Lindsay mentions that, after her growth, she's ''almost'' as big as her mother. Anna Maria imagines that, if their sudden burst of growth didn't stop their natural development, that means that Lindsay still has a lot of growing to do.
** Anne Maria forces another, more extreme growth and giving herself breasts so big that each ''individual'' breast weighs more than the rest of her.

* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome:
** After their growth, the girls all have difficulty due to the sudden change in their weight and center of balance. The challenge after the growth was changed to be an exercise heavy one to help them adjust. When Anne Maria goes through an intentional second growth, her chest becomes too heavy for her to even stand up without help.
** None of the characters have MagicPants. When the growth starts, most of their clothes are either destroyed or are now too small to properly wear [[note]] The only girl who has clothes to wear is Heather, who wears Lindsay's old clothes since they now fit her.[[/note]]. Chris is forced to stop the show's filming until Katie can make some temporary outfits from their old clothes, and have more clothes brought over to the island to avoid any incidents.
** When Bridgette is bitten on the butt by a snake, it turns swollen and purple. Katie starts to suck the wound until Chef shows up and says that the snake wasn't poisonous. When Katie asks why it looked so bad if it wasn't poison, he says it's because she was just bitten by a snake. A fresh snakebite is going to look bad, even if the snake wasn't poisonous.
** Despite the show's main selling point being "hot girls doing hot challenges", whenever something especially risque happens, Chris will yell for it to be censored. They are still a daytime reality show, after all, so they need to censor certain things in order to not get in trouble. Additionally, like any other live-broadcasted TV show, they have a gap between filming and broadcast in order to censor anything they're not allowed to show.
** [[AllMenArePerverts Men aren't the only ones]] with "[[ADateWithRosiePalms needs]]" that get harder to deal with when they're forced to go without them for an extended period of time. Once she finds out Cody's secret, [[spoiler: Lindsay's]] first reaction is to pin him to a tree and start making out with him and admit that she's been sexually frustrated for weeks, too.

** UpToEleven with Anne Maria who, jealous that she's the second smallest girl on the island after the change (at a "measly" H-cup), sneaks off to eat the rest of the food substitute and ends up so ridiculously busty that each breast weighs more than the rest of her, leaving her unable to stand up by herself.

** Anne Maria takes these UpToEleven by forcing another, more extreme growth and giving herself breasts so big that each ''individual'' breast weighs more than the rest of her.

[[caption-width-right:306: The two teams. '''The Bad Bitches:''' Heather, Anne Maria, Gwen, Emma, Leshawna and Courtney. And '''The Sweet Cupcakes:''' Lindsay, Kitty, Bridgette, Zoey, Katie and [[DisguisedInDrag Cora]]. ]]

Synopsis: What if the first season of ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' was an all-girl? But someone who is not a girl got choosen by accident? Now watch as certain Someone has to disguise himself as a girl and try to win the competition as he also tries not to get busted all the while Surrounded by Beautiful girls.

When a clerical error accidentally puts Cody Anderson on the list of contestants for an upcoming reality show that's meant to be all young women, Chris [=McLean=] gets an idea. He lets the young geek on the show, but on the stipulation that he goes on pretending to be a girl named Cora, and to sweeten the deal if he manages to win without being outed by one of the girls he gets four times the prize money.

On one hand, that's a lot of money. On the other hand, if he's found out these girls will tear him limb from limb.

Four times the prize money. Ten times the risk.

He accepts.

* AccidentalPervert: Cody has made it his mission not to have any of these such moments while on the island just so the girls have less reason to kill him if/when they find out his true gender. Cody has repeatedly ''failed'' this mission.

* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Anne Maria is surprised when Cody turns down her (phony) offer to have sex with him later in exchange for helping her get back to camp. When she asks him if he doesn't think she's hot he tells her he does, but by this point, he knows her personality and that if he did sleep with her he'd immediately regret.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Anne Maria cares more about fame and the chance to become a "real" celebrity than she does about the money and was willing to do anything to be the most memorable contestant. After her excessive growth, she's assured herself that nobody will ever forget her, but not for the reason she wants them to.

* {{Blackmail}}: Anne Maria finds out about Cora's "secret" early on, and decides to cut the boy a deal. He helps her win, and she doesn't tell the others about the boy that snuck onto the show and let him get torn apart.
* {{Bifauxnen}}: For the HalloweenEpisode Lindsay is given a dashing prince costume...that is ''not'' cut for a girl. The costume is so tight around her chest that she can barely breathe in it
* BreastExpansion: After eating an experimental and untested high-calorie food substitute designed to replace rations, the girls all experience dramatic growth in their breasts[[note]] and in their behinds, though significantly less so[[/note]], to the point that the least buxom "real" girl on the island post-growth is "only" as big as the bustiest girl had been ''before'' their growth.
** UpToEleven with Anne Maria who, being jealous that she's the second smallest girl on the island after the change at a "measly" H-cup, Anne Maria sneaks off to eat the rest of the food substitute, and ends up so massively, ridiculously busty that each breast ends up weighing more than the rest of her, leaving her unable to stand up under her own power.
* BrokeTheRatingScale: The aforementioned BreastExpansion causes the show's rating to plummet to zero. Not because nobody was watching, but because the incident caused the show's ratings to go so high that the Nielsen servers literally ''explode.''
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Cody is pretending to be a girl on an island covered in cameras, so he can't risk doing anything that would get him out as a guy. Including...[[ADateWithRosiePalms certain things]]. Simple right? He can go without ''that'' for a while, right? Well, he could if he weren't on an island surrounded by gorgeous girls who were doing challenges designed to highlight their attractiveness. If Cody hadn't found the one spot on the island where he thought he could get some peace he swore his nuts would explode.
* DidntThinkThisThrough: When threatening to tell everybody that Cora was actually Cody, Cody tells Anne Maria that she's waited so long to use her blackmail against him that if she actually does tell the others then they will also realize she knew for a long time that there was a boy on the island and said nothing. Which will make her just as guilty as he is.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Happens more than a few times with Cody despite trying to control himself. Though it doesn't effect his performance in the challenges much [[spoiler: Until an equally distracted Lindsay decides to start making out with her new boyfriend right in the middle of a challenge the moment they have privacy away from the cameras.]]
* DudeWheresMyRespect: When Anne Maria demands Cody to speak to her with the respect she deserves. He tells her he ''is'' speaking to her like that. The fact that she doesn't deserve ''any'' respect is her own fault.
* FakeBoobs: Cody is not just thrown into the deep end and expected to swim. The show gives him the stuff to make it easier to disguise himself. Including a pair of fake breasts realistic enough to hold up to the scrutiny of an island full of women. [[SpottingTheThread It is not so realistic that]] someone wouldn't notice that despite "Cora's" clothes clinging to every part of her with sweat from the sauna they're all being slowly broiled in, her chest is totally dry.
* FanDisservice: Anne Maria's excessive BreastExpansion is not played for sex appeal as her breasts grow well past the point they could ever be attractive. Her skin stretches so much that there are gaps in her fake tan, veins are clearly visible just under it, and they are painfully bloating with milk, threatening to seriously injure her if the pressure is not relieved.

* FutureFoodIsArtificial: Colonel [[BlandNameProduct Saunders]] quality, premium grade, high protein, nutrient-enriched food substitute. A heavily processed substance with more calories per teaspoon than a block of butter designed by the US military to feed starving kids in the third world...only to be sent back with a message saying if they sent it again it would be considered an act of war. It was then sent to feed the troops...only to be lost in a military precision "accident" save for one barrel. It doesn't expire. Smells like a new car. The skin formed over it is as pliant as rubber. Looks like a combination of [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the grey stuff]], jello, and wet paper mache, and whose side effects cause sudden rapid growth in certain areas of [[GagPenis males]] and [[BreastExpansion fema]][[HartmanHips les]] when eaten. Chef has to smother it in butter, sugar and pork stock just to mask the taste
* GagBoobs: Before their growth, the bustiest girl on the island was Lindsay at a G-cup. After their growth, the least buxom girl on the island is Heather, who is 'only' as big as Lindsay had been. While the biggest is an annoyed Courtney who at one point is described as now carrying around pumpkins.
** Lindsay mentions that after her growth shes 'almost' as big as her mother. Anna Maria imagines that, if their sudden burst of growth didn't stop their natural development that means that Lindsay still has a lot of growing to do.
** Anne Maria takes these UpToEleven by forcing another more extreme growth and giving herself breasts so big that each ''individual'' breast weighs more than the rest of her.
* GagPenis: While the girl's breasts and behinds grew as a result of the food substitute, Cody had a growth that made it much harder to hide being male. Especially when it destroys the special underwear he was wearing that hid it.
* GeekyTurnOn: Cody is turned on when Lindsay shows knowledge of old TV shows and movies by ranting about ''Film/It1990'', identifying it as a mini-series and not a movie and how she couldn't be scared of the [[Creator/TimCurry same guy]] who played "Every hammy villain on TV in the nineties."

* HiddenDepths: Lindsay knows a surprising amount about investing and saving money.

* IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn: Cody chewing out of Anne Maria when he has finally had enough of her has the effect of making her angrier than she's ever been ... and making her fall for him ''hard'' as she realizes she went from bluffing that she'll have sex with him, to wanting to have sex with him for real.

* KarmicJackpot: After all the crap he put up with from Anne Maria. Cora gets a love confession and a kiss from Lindsay. [[spoiler: Who still kisses him even after Cora reveals shes actually Cody.]]
* {{Lemon}}: In a separate "what-if" side story, Anne Maria doesn't accept Cody's refusal to have sex with her. She confesses her feelings for him, tells him a matter of factly that they're a couple now and threatens to go to his house and tell his parents she's his girlfriend, then demands he make love to her. He complies and ends up doing such a good job that the next time they see each other after the contest, she tells him she's pregnant.

* MarshmallowHell: Cody isn't the only one of her new friends that Lindsay hugs into her chest and unintentionally motorboats. He's just the one she does it to the most frequently

** Lindsay starts to suspect this about ''herself'' when she realizes she likes Cora as more than a friend. Enough that she even confesses to "her."
* NightmareSequence: Several chapters open with Cody having a [[EroticDream wet dream]] about his situation. Only for his worry about what the girls will do to him if they find out, guilt about feeling like he's taking advantage of them, and his growing fear of Anne Maria turn them into nightmares.
* NutritionalNightmare: Chris's flan bust from the dare challenge. It's made of twelve different varieties of chocolate from white to as dark as possible. Its brain is two pounds of pure caramel and has a millefeuille for a tongue. It has more calories per square inch than a triple bacon cheeseburger and more sugar than twelve pints of cookie dough ice cream.
* PimpedOutDress: Cody, after failing the trivia portion of the Halloween challenge is given a massive poofy dress with so many layers of petticoats and delicate parts that he'd hardly be able to move even if he didn't have to worry about damaging it.

* RealityEnsues: After their growth, the girls all have difficulty due to the sudden change in their weight and center of balance. The challenge after the growth was changed to be an exercise heavy one to help them adjust. When Anne Maria goes through an intentional second growth, her chest becomes too heavy for her to even stand up without help.
** None of them have MagicPants. When the growth starts most of their clothes are either destroyed or are now too small to properly wear [[note]] Except by Heather, who takes Lindsay's old clothes since they now fit her instead of their owner[[/note]]. Chris is forced to suspend airing while the girls are indecent until Katie can make some temporary outfits from their old clothes, and have more clothes brought over to the island to avoid any incidents.
** When Bridgette is bitten on the butt by a snake and turns swollen and purple Katie is forced to suck the wound to get what she thinks is poison out of the surfer girls' ass, only for Chef to show up and say it wasn't poisonous. When Katie asks why it looked so bad if it wasn't poison. He says it's because she was just bitten by a snake. A fresh snakebite is going to look bad regardless of whether the snake is poisonous or not.
** Despite the shows main selling point being "hawt girls doing hawt challenges" when something especially risque happens Chris will yell for it to be censored. They are still a daytime reality show that would get in trouble if they showed any actual nudity on their show. Like any other reality show, they have a gap between filming and broadcast in order to censor anything their not allowed to show.
** Men aren't the only ones with 'needs' that turn get harder to deal with if made to go cold turkey without. Once she finds out Cody's secret, [[spoiler: Lindsay's]] first reaction is to pin him to a tree and start making out with him, then admitting she's been frustrated for weeks, just like him.

* SoccerHatingAmericans Chris asks who amongst them likes Soccer. Zoey responds by saying that she likes football. When Chris corrects her and says he's talking about Soccer Zoey corrects him and says no, he's talking about football. ''Real'' football.
--> '''Chris:'''{{beat}} Okay know I that we've lost all of our American viewers. The rest of you?
** When she keeps correcting them saying "soccer" with football, Chris tells her to not be "That Guy" and Chef punts the ball into her stomach with a confessional making it clear he did it on purpose.

* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Cody was given a special pair of underwear by Chris that hides his guy parts. Though that doesn't stop him from getting into situations in the times he's not wearing them. His underwear is destroyed when the food substitute makes him grow [[GagPenis differently]] from the girls and he has to resort to self-control, cold water, and tucking himself like [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]].
* SweetPollyOliver: Cody has done a pretty good job of not being caught out as a guy (the only two women who knew were Anne Maria, who [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown caught him with his pants down]] and Lindsey, whom Cody told outright). During the swimsuit contest challenge, Cody was able to come in third place just behind Anne Maria and Lindsay.
* SuckOutThePoison: When Bridgette is bitten by a snake on her butt, not knowing if it was poisonous Katie offers to suck the bite just in case it was. [[spoiler: It wasn't.]]
* TeethClenchedTeamwork: While the Bad Bitches are more driven and aggressive than the Sweet Cupcakes, which should have resulted in nonstop victories for them, what lets them down is their unwillingness to work together. None of them are willing to be led by someone else and nobody has anybody's back, and this refusal to work as a team and frequent infighting has helped the Sweet Cupcakes more than once.
** Conversely, the Sweet Cupcakes less confrontational personalities allow them to work together as a team with next to no issue.
* TemptingFate: When Katie's cheap costume turns out to be a cute female ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' costume she wonders out loud how it's supposed to hinder her in the challenge...only for pieces of fake treasure she's carrying to fall out her bag, and she realizes they ''also'' a part of her costume she can't lose if she doesn't want to be disqualified and the bag it's all being held in is a few stitches away from bursting and spilling its contents everywhere.
* ThatWasntARequest: When it looks like Anne Maria is going to cost her team the basketball game Heather tells her if they lose then she (Anne Maria) is getting kicked off. When Anne Maria tries to refute it, Heather tells her she wasn't asking a question. It's not up for debate, and Anne Maria has no say in the matter. If the Bad Bitches lose, Anne Maria ''will'' be the one voted off.

(She nods over to Lindsay who was talking to Katie as they retook their positions)
-->'''Heather:''' Or the "biggest."\\
(She nodded back to Courtney who huffed and folded her arm under her K-cup bust)
-->'''Heather:''' You're just a forgettable nobody. And when you get home. Nobody is going to get in touch because as far as I'm concerned, you don't have anything everyone hasn't already seen.\\
(She pulled back and walked back to the center of the court)
-->''' Heather:''' So either get in it to win it. Or lose the only chance you'll ever have at fortune.

* UpToEleven
** The sauna has a setting called "Dehydrated Beef Jerky."
** The BreastExpansion for Courtney, which caused her to require a shower curtain to make herself decent, as well as Anne Maria's second expansion, which made each ''individual'' breast weigh more than the rest of her body.
* WardrobeMalfunction: For being the most conservative girl on the island, Courtney has twice had her bare chest exposed. If the show didn't have a fifteen-minute delay to censor out anything ''too'' risque then she would have flashed who knows how many viewers on live TV.
* WhatYouAreInTheDark: Cody had every reason to just leave Anne Maria in the cave humiliated and utterly helpless after all the crap she's pulled on him. Yet once he's had his rant at her he still helps her to get back to camp.
* VillainousCrush: Anne Maria realizes after being chewed out by Cody for being a manipulative bitch, that she's gone from acting like she would sleep with him to control him, to ''actually'' wanting to sleep with him.

* GagBoobs: Before their growth, the bustiest girl on the island was Lindsay at a G-cup. After their growth, the least buxom girl on the island is Katie at "only" an E-cup. While the biggest is an annoyed Courtney with I-cups.

** Katie is a surprisingly skilled seamstress.

* TheReasonYouSuck: Heather delivers one to Anne Maria about how hard she's trying to look good for the camera. Telling the girl to quit it since she nothing that hasn't been seen a thousand times on other reality shows, and she's not special in any way that another contestant isn't more "more" special in than her, all she's doing is embarrassing herself.

[[caption-width-right:306: The two teams. '''The Bad Bitches:''' Heather, Anna Maria, Gwen, Emma, Leshawna and Courtney. And '''The Sweet Cupcakes:''' Lindsay, Kitty, Bridgette, Zoey, Katie and [[DisguisedInDrag Cora]]. ]]

* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Anna Maria is surprised when Cody turns down her (phony) offer to have sex with him later in exchange for helping her get back to camp. When she asks him if he doesn't think she's hot he tells her he does, but by this point, he knows her personality and that if he did sleep with her he'd immediately regret.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Anna Maria cares more about fame and the chance to become a ''real'' celebrity than she does about the money and was willing to do anything to be the most memorable contestant. After her excessive growth, she's assured herself that nobody will ever forget her, but not for the reason she wants them to.

* {{Blackmail}}: Anna Maria finds out about Cora's "secret" early on, and decides to cut the boy a deal. He helps her win, and she doesn't tell the others about the boy that snuck onto the show and let him get torn apart.

** UpToEleven with Anna Maria who, being jealous that she's the second smallest girl on the island after the change at a "measly" H-cup, Anna Maria sneaks off to eat the rest of the food substitute, and ends up so massively, ridiculously busty that each breast ends up weighing more than the rest of her, leaving her unable to stand up under her own power.
* BrokeTheRatingScale: The aforementioned BreastExpansion causes the show's rating to plummet to zero. Not because nobody was watching, but because the incident caused the show's ratings to go so high that the Nielsen servers literally ''explode''.

* DidntThinkThisThrough: When threatening to tell everybody that Cora was actually Cody, Cody tells Anna Maria that she's waited so long to use her blackmail against him that if she actually does then they will also realize she knew for a long time that there was a boy on the island and said nothing. Which will make her just as guilty as he is.
* DudeWheresMyRespect: When Anna Maria demands Cody to speak to her with the respect she deserves. He tells her he ''is'' speaking to her like that. The fact that she doesn't deserve ''any'' respect is her own fault.
* FakeBoobs: Cody is not just thrown into the deep end and expected to swim. The show gives him the stuff to make it easier to disguise himself. Including a pair of fake breasts realistic enough to hold up to the scrutiny of an island full of women. [[SpottingTheThread but not so realistic that]] someone won't notice that despite Cora's clothes clinging to every part of her with sweat from the sauna they're all being slowly broiled in, her chest is totally dry.
* FanDisservice: Anna Maria's excessive BreastExpansion is not played for sex appeal as her breasts grow well past the point they could ever be attractive. Her skin stretches so much that there are gaps in her fake tan, veins are clearly visible just under it, and they are painfully bloating with milk, threatening to seriously injure her if the pressure is not relieved.

* FutureFoodIsArtificial: Colonel [[BlandNameProduct Saunders]] quality, premium grade, high protein, nutrient-enriched food substitute. A heavily processed substance with more calories per teaspoon than a block of butter designed by the US military to feed starving kids in the third world...only to be sent back with a message saying if they sent it again it would be considered an act of war. It was then sent to feed the troops...only to be lost in a military precision ''accident'' save for one barrel. It doesn't expire. Smells like a new car. The skin formed over it is as pliant as rubber. Looks like a combination of [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the grey stuff]], jello, and wet paper mache, and whose side effects cause sudden rapid growth in certain areas of [[GagPenis male]] and [[BreastExpansion fema]][[HartmanHips les]] when eaten. Chef has to smother it in butter, sugar and pork stock just to mask the taste

** Anna Maria takes these UpToEleven by forcing another more extreme growth and giving herself breasts so big that each ''individual'' breast weighs more than the rest of her.

* GeekyTurnOn: Cody is turned on when Lindsay shows knowledge of old tv shows and movies by ranting about ''Film/It1990'', identifying it as a mini-series and not a movie and how she couldn't be scared of the [[Creator/TimCurry same guy]] who played "Every hammy villain on TV in the nineties."
* GlorySeeker: When Heather and Anna Maria get into an argument about her spending more effort trying to "F**k the camera" and look sexy for the viewers than trying to win the challenge, Anna Maria says she cares more about becoming a real celebrity from this than she cares about the prizemoney.
* KarmicJackpot: After all the crap he put up with from Anna Maria. Cora gets a love confession and a kiss from Lindsay. [[spoiler: Who still kisses him even after Cora reveals shes actually Cody.]]
* {{Pride}}: Anna Maria's downfall. She wanted to be the hottest and most memorable girl on the island so see stole the remaining food substitute. She didn't have to eat 'all' to become the busiest girl on the island either. Just a little would have done it. She ate it all anyway because she didn't want to risk anybody else getting any and become buxomer than her, which caused her to end up how she did.

* IAmNotPretty: {{Downplayed|Trope}}. Anna Maria is attractive and knows she's attractive, but she's always been referred to as some crass variation of sexy. Cody is the first guy to ever call her 'beautiful', and she admits feels nice to be told that.
* IDidntMeanToTurnYouOn: Cody chewing out of Anna Maria when he has finally had enough of her has the effect of making her angrier than she's ever been...and making her fall for him 'hard' as she realizes shes went from bluffing that she'll have sex with him, to wanting to have sex with him for real.

* {{Lemon}}: In a separate "what-if" side story, Anna Maria doesn't accept Cody's refusal to have sex with her. She confesses her feelings for him, tells him a matter of factly that they're a couple now and threatens to go to his house and tell his parents she's his girlfriend, then demands he make love to her. He complies and ends up doing such a good job that the next time they see each other after the contest, she tells him she's pregnant.

** The other contestants start to suspect that Cora and Anna Maria might be gay and in a relationship. Not realizing that the reason they are so close is that Anna Maria is blackmailing Cody.

* NightmareSequence: Several chapters open with Cody having a [[EroticDream wet dream]] about his situation. Only for his worry about what the girls will do to him if they find out, guilt about feeling like he's taking advantage of them, and his growing fear of Anna Maria turn them into nightmares.

* RealityEnsues: After their growth, the girls all have difficulty due to the sudden change in their weight and center of balance. The challenge after the growth was changed to be an exercise heavy one to help them adjust. When Anna Maria goes through an intentional second growth, her chest becomes too heavy for her to even stand up without help.

** When Bridgette is bitten on the butt by a snake and turns swollen and purple Katie is forced to suck the wound to get what she thinks is poison out of the surfer girls' ass, only for Chef to show up and say it wasn't poisonous. When Katie asks why it looked so bad if it wasn't poison. He says it's because she was just bitten by a snake. A fresh snake-bite is going to look bad regardless of whether the snake is poisonous or not.

* TemptingFate: When Katie's cheap costume turns out to be a cute female ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' costume she wonders out loud how it's supposed to hinder her in the challenge...only for pieces of fake treasure she's carrying to fall out her bag, and she realizes they ''also'' a part of her costume she can't lose if she doesn't want to be disqualified and the bag it's all being held in is a few stitches away from bursting and spilling its contents everywhere.
* TheReasonYouSuck: Heather delivers one to Anna Maria about how hard she's trying to look good for the camera. Telling the girl to quit it since she nothing that hasn't been seen a thousand times on other reality shows, and she's not special in any way that another contestant isn't more 'more' special in than her, all she's doing is embarrassing herself.
-->'''Heather:''' Let me straighten this out for you. You have nothing. You're not anything that the people at home haven't seen a thousand times before ever since 'reality TV' first started. You're not smart enough to be hated. Or dumb enough for everyone to feel sorry for you. You're not driven enough for people to root for you. And that little act where you pretend you're in one continuous cheesecake photoshoot? I guarantee that your the last of us who'll probably be looked up online because putting yourself out like that only makes everyone sorry for you. Your not even the prettiest.\\
(She nods over to Lindsay who was talking to Katie as they retook their positions)
-->'''Heather:''' Or the 'biggest'.\\
(She nodded back to Courtney who huffed and folded her arm under her K-cup bust)
-->'''Heather:''' You're just a forgettable nobody. And when you get home. Nobody is going to get in touch because as far as I'm concerned, you don't have anything everyone hasn't already seen.\\
(She pulled back and walked back to the center of the court)
-->''' Heather:''' So either get in it to win it. Or lose the only chance you'll ever have at fortune.
** Cody delivers an absolutely brutal one to Anna Maria after one too many insults while he's trying to help her. When she then tries seducing him into helping her he tells her she might be one of the most beautiful girls he's ever met on the outside but shes 'an ugly bitch' on the inside.

* SexForServices: Only one half of Anna Maria's control over Cody is blackmail. The other half is promising to give him "all the attention he wants" if he helps her win.

* SoccerHatingAmericans Chris asks who amongst them likes Soccer. Zoey responds by saying that she likes football. When Chris corrects her and says he's talking about Soccer Zoey corrects him and says no, he's talking about football. 'Real' football.
--> '''Chris:'''{{beat}} OK know I that we've lost all of our American viewers. The rest of you?
** When she keeps correcting them saying 'soccer' with football, Chris tells her to not be "That Guy" and Chef punts the ball into her stomach with a confessional making it clear he did it on purpose.

* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Cody was given a special pair of underwear by Chris that hides his guy parts. Though that doesn't stop him from getting into situations in the times he's not wearing them. His underwear is destroyed when the food substitute makes him grow [[GagPenis differently]] from the girls and he has to resort to self-control, cold water, and tucking himself Like that guy from that [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs cultured cannibal]] movie.
* SweetPollyOliver: Cody has done a pretty good job of not being caught out as a guy. During the swimsuit contest challenge, Cody was able to come in third place just behind Anna Maria and Lindsay.

* TeethClenchedTeamwork: While the Bad Bitches are more driven and aggressive than the Sweet Cupcakes, which should have resulted in none stop victories for when what lets them down is their unwillingness to work together. None of them are willing to be led by someone else and nobody has anybody's back. Their refusal to work as a team and frequent in-fighting has helped the Sweet Cupcakes more than once.

* ThatWasntARequest: When it looks like Anna Maria is going to cost her team the basketball game Heather tells her if they lose then she (Anna Maria) is getting kicked off. When Anna Maria tries to refute it, Heather tells her she wasn't asking a question. It's up for debate, and she has no say in the matter. If the Bad Bitches lose, Anna Maria 'will' be the one voted off.
* UpToEleven: The sauna has a setting called 'Dehydrated Beef Jerky'.

* WhatYouAreInTheDark: Cody had every reason to just leave Anna Maria in the cave humiliated and utterly helpless after all the crap she's pulled on him. Yet once he's had his rant at her he still helps her to get back to camp.
* VillainousCrush: Anna Maria realizes after being chewed out by Cody for being a manipulative bitch, that she's gone from acting like she would sleep with him to control him, to ''actually'' wanting to sleep with him.