History Fanfic / Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in [[ALLCAPS SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS]] as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What [[TakeOverTheWorld TERRIBLE MENACE]] threatens the entire future of humanity?

* NationalAnimalStereotypes: Proton makes a VideoPhone call to Deep Sea Nine and is answered by a [[FishPeople frog-like humanoid]] in a [[MockCousteau red watch cap]].

* MasterComputer: The Great Calculator runs everything in the solar system, making a mockery of the FailedFutureForecast that only five such computers would be needed worldwide. [=TuMok=] regards it as [[MachineWorship sacrilegious]] that Buster has a computer small enough to fit in his briefcase.

-->Clearly a member of the Alpha Class, he was dressed in the style of a gentleman of the twenty-first century. The flared shoulder-yoke that required all doorways to be two yards wide. A high fan-like collar that made his head look like a lunar eclipse. An anti-radiation cloak hanging from the shoulders. Lucite sandals and a tunic that showed off his bony legs. His drooping black moustache flowed into a neatly-trimmed goatee. His head was shaven (Proton wondered why the Man of the Future had to be synonymous with baldness - you'd never find a [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration starship captain without a full head of hair!]]) and surmounted by a skullcap bearing a circular antennae for one of the new-fangled 'mobile telephones'.

-->Clearly a member of the Alpha Class, he was dressed in the style of a gentleman of the twenty-first century. The flared shoulder-yoke that required all doorways to be two yards wide. A high fan-like collar that made his head look like a lunar eclipse. An anti-radiation cloak hanging from the shoulders. Lucite sandals and a tunic that showed off his bony legs. His drooping black moustache flowed into a neatly-trimmed goatee. His head was shaven (Proton wondered why the Man of the Future had to be synonymous with baldness - you'd never find a starship captain without a full head of hair!) and surmounted by a skullcap bearing a circular antennae for one of the new-fangled 'mobile telephones'.

* {{Kaiju}}: Buster has a flashback to the war when he was the child pilot of a HumongousMecha.

''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'' is a ParodyFic of ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' and BMovie ScienceFiction in general, set in the ZeeRust world of the ShowWithinAShow ''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''.

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS as he battles to [[SavingTheWorld SAVE THE WORLD]] from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What [[EvilPlan SINISTER PLOT]] lies behind the theft of a [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal DEADLY]] {{DOOMSDAY DEVICE}}? What [[BigBad FIENDISH FOE]] is responsible for the ruthless abduction of [[MarsNeedsWomen BEAUTIFUL WOMEN]]? What TERRIBLE MENACE threatens the entire future of humanity?

See [[Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton CAPTAIN PROTON]] in SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS as he battles to SAVE THE WORLD from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What SINISTER PLOT lies behind the theft of a DEADLY DOOMSDAY DEVICE? What FIENDISH FOE is responsible for the ruthless abduction of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? What TERRIBLE MENACE threatens the entire future of humanity?

See CAPTAIN PROTON in SEVENTEEN SENSATIONAL CHAPTERS as he battles to SAVE THE WORLD from a diabolical globe-spanning conspiracy! What SINISTER PLOT lies behind the theft of a DEADLY DOOMSDAY DEVICE? What FIENDISH FOE is responsible for the ruthless abduction of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? What TERRIBLE MENACE threatens the entire future of humanity?

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''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'' is a ParodyFic of ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' and BMovie ScienceFiction in general, set in the ZeeRust world of the ShowWithinAShow ''Film/TheAdventuresOfCaptainProton''.

* AlternateHistory: [=TuMok=] has the psychic ability to see alternate realities, like a [[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes planet ruled by apes]], [[Literature/{{1984}} England under the oppressive heel]] of a [[Series/BigBrother reality TV show]], and one where Buster Kincaid is a ButtMonkey ensign under the thumb of a [[Series/StarTrekVoyager mad starship captain.]]

-->'''[=TuMok=]:''' Imagine a world where the future as we know it never happened. Plagued by crime, terrorism, pollution, racial conflict, religious fundamentalism, public apathy, failure of government, an increasing gap between rich and poor, and science fiction produced by Creator/IrwinAllen.

* TeethClenchedTeamwork: After an [[NotWhatItLooksLike embarrassing incident with a household robot]], Captain Proton is ordered to work with IntrepidReporter 'Buster' Kincaid and Martian investigator [=TuMok=].

* MasterComputer: The Great Calculator runs everything in the solar system, making a mockery of the FailedFutureForecast that only five such computers would be needed worldwide.

* IWantMyJetpack: The entire story is a riff on this trope. However when they need to use {{Jet Pack}}s to OutrunTheFireball from an CollapsingLair, they're delayed by a prerecorded spiel on why jetpacks are NoOSHACompliance.

* VolcanoLair: Dr. Zarkendorf has an UndergroundCity built in [[MysteriousAntarctica Antarctica's]] Mount [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Terror]]. It [[ChekhovsVolcano erupts appropriately]] at a [[suitable climatic moment.

* VolcanoLair: Dr. Zarkendorf has an UndergroundCity built in [[MysteriousAntarctica Antarctica's]] Mount [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Terror]].

* CoolPlane: Our heroes take a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airliner_Number_4 Bel Geddes airliner]] from New York to San Francisco, though Proton does wonder how it can get off the ground in the first place. They also use a [[FutureCopter supersonic helicopter gunship]], and a [[CoolAirship vacuum-dirigible airship]] in Antarctica.

* OneWorldOrder: After WorldWarIII, Earth is [[EmperorScientist ruled by a technocracy lead by the President of Earth]], administered by the Great Calculator. [[spoiler:Turns out the President is only a holographic projection and the Great Calculator is secretly running everything.]]

* IWantMyJetpack: The entire story is a riff on this trope. However when they use {{Jet Pack}}s to escape an CollapsingLair, a prerecorded voice gives a spiel on why they are NoOSHACompliance.