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* ButchLesbian: The Shepard in this fanfic being female and in a relationship with Liara alone aren't enough to count her as this, but ''all'' of the people Liara isn't okay with a threesome with being female and her belief explosions are the solutions to all of life's problems certainly are.
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--> 15. No, Liara is not open to a threesome with Shiala. Or Aria. Or Rana Thanoptis. Or the Consort. Or Tali. [[OverlyLongGag Or Miranda.]] Or Jack. [[UpToEleven Or Samara.]]
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--> 15. No, Liara is not open to a threesome with Shiala. Or Aria. Or Rana Thanoptis. Or the Consort. Or Tali. [[OverlyLongGag Or Miranda.]] Or Jack. [[UpToEleven Or Samara.]]
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* TvTropesWillRuinYourLife: JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife: {{Invoked}}
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/582838/The-Mad-Dragon The Mad Dragon]] wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot]] based on Literature/SkippysList. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, a spacer, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech or an infiltrator]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/582838/The-Mad-Dragon The Mad Dragon]] wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot]] based on Literature/SkippysList. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, a spacer, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], Liara, and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech or an infiltrator]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as is.\\
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IS.
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IS.
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--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's ideas for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as is.\\
27. You are to stop planning prankingidea's ideas for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]]idea's ideas for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IS.
27. You are to stop planning pranking
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]]
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* TheMultiverse:
--> 67. No longer allowed to access the multiversal extranet to point and laugh at whiny emo colonist/sole survivor Shepards on FF net.
--> 67. No longer allowed to access the multiversal extranet to point and laugh at whiny emo colonist/sole survivor Shepards on FF net.
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--> 71. No longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took you seven hours to get you off.
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--> 71. No longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took you seven hours to get you off.off.
* UseYourHead:
--> 24. Doctor Chakwas orders that you are to stop headbutting people. God gave you guns and fists for a reason.
* UseYourHead:
--> 24. Doctor Chakwas orders that you are to stop headbutting people. God gave you guns and fists for a reason.
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81. We are not changing the ''Normandy's'' name to ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Wicked Wench.]]''\\
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81. We are not changing the ''Normandy's'' name to ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean ''[[Ride/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Wicked Wench.]]''\\
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* HilariousInHindsight:
-->[[spoiler:82: We're not making clones of you. The galaxy would shit itself.]]
-->[[spoiler:82: We're not making clones of you. The galaxy would shit itself.]]
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* HilariousInHindsight:
-->[[spoiler:82: We're not making clones of you. The galaxy would shit itself.]]
-->[[spoiler:82: We're not making clones of you. The galaxy would shit itself.]]
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--> 22: Tali will not make chain-firing rail guns that fire at relativistic velocities. The power consumption is MIND-BLOWING.
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--> 22: Tali will not make chain-firing rail guns that fire at relativistic velocities. The power consumption is MIND-BLOWING.\\
94: While awesome, we are not making a chaingun Cain.
94: While awesome, we are not making a chaingun Cain.
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--> 22: Tali will not make chain-firing rail guns that fire at relativistic velocities. The power consumption is MIND-BLOWING.
--> 22: Tali will not make chain-firing rail guns that fire at relativistic velocities. The power consumption is MIND-BLOWING.
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--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as it is.\\
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as it is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IT IS.
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as it is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IT IS.
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--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as it is.\\
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice asit is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE ASIT IS.
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/582838/The-Mad-Dragon The Mad Dragon]] wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot]] based on Literature/SkippysList. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/582838/The-Mad-Dragon The Mad Dragon]] wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot]] based on Literature/SkippysList. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, a spacer, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], tech or an infiltrator]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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* OneTrueThreesome:
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* OneTrueThreesome: [[invoked]]
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* SoapPunishment:
--> 7: You are no longer allowed to throw soap bars into Jack's mouth. Gabby and Ken are tired of repairing the bulkheads.
--> 7: You are no longer allowed to throw soap bars into Jack's mouth. Gabby and Ken are tired of repairing the bulkheads.
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, The Mad Dragon read Literature/SkippysList, then wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot based on that list]]. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, The Mad Dragon read Literature/SkippysList, then wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/582838/The-Mad-Dragon The Mad Dragon]] wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot one-shot]] based on that list]].Literature/SkippysList. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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->''All Shepard wanted to do was go to her cabin and get some sleep and get'' somebody ''to [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 remove all the Cerberus logos]] from her ship. But, unfortunately, her crew had other ideas...''\\
Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, The Mad Dragon read Literature/SkippysList, then wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot based on that list]]. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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!!Tropes:
* {{Blackmail}}: Shepard seems to like this a little ''too'' much.
--> 32. You are to stop paying Kasumi to find dirt on fellow crewmembers.\\
33. You are no longer allowed to blackmail crew members with their Shadow Broker files.
* BullyingADragon:
--> 34. You are no longer allowed to laugh at marines on guard duty. They shot at us last time.
* DrivesLikeCrazy:
--> 1. You are no longer allowed to drive a Mako ever again.\\
14. You are not allowed to cuddle/kiss with Liara while driving the Hammerhead.\\
37. This isn't from us, but you are banned from driving on Illium.
* TheMemobile:
--> 31. The [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 Hammerhead]] is NOT the Shepardmobile.
* OneTrueThreesome:
--> 15. No, Liara is not open to a threesome with Shiala. Or Aria. Or Rana Thanoptis. Or the Consort. Or Tali. [[OverlyLongGag Or Miranda.]] Or Jack. [[UpToEleven Or Samara.]]
* ReferenceOverdosed: Just like the original, with the added bonus of ''Mass Effect''-specific in-jokes.
--> 4. You are to cease shouting [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "FORM BLAZING SWORD!"]] when using your new omni-blade.\\
5. Tali and her engineering minions WILL NOT make the ''Normandy'' into a [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} giant transforming robot.]]\\
9. You are not [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dovahkiin]] and must stop telling people so.\\
19. No, Mordin will not make a teleportation device for "[[VideoGame/MassEffect2 Hagalaz booty calls.]]"\\
23. Mordin will not make you a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber.]]\\
42. You are not [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Girl]]. Quit jumping off ledges as if you were.\\
43. The ''Normandy'' does not have a [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} "ludicrous speed"]] setting.\\
55. [[Literature/SkippysList It is better to beg forgiveness than ask permission, no longer applies to you.]]\\
75. You are not a [[Franchise/StarWars 'Jedi Mistress.' Or a 'Sith Lady.']]\\
81. We are not changing the ''Normandy's'' name to ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Wicked Wench.]]''\\
90. Stop trying to get Grunt 'hooked on phonics.'\\
93. We are no longer celebrating [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Festivus.]]\\
96. Kenneth will not quote [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Scottie,]] no matter how much skyllian five money he owes you.\\
100. We are not the [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Knights Who Say Ni.]]
* RuleOfThree:
--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as it is.\\
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as it is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IT IS.
--> 63. You are not allowed to enter pics of Tali'Zorah's posterior to Bootylicious Quarians Monthly.\\
64. No, we don't care if you'd win some prize money.\\
65. No, Tali does not care if you'll share the prize money.
* ShellShockedVeteran:
--> 21. Thane does not have 'Nam flashbacks, and it is wrong to imply otherwise.
* SickeninglySweethearts:
--> 86. While adorable, you are to stop playing 'kiss every freckle on Liara's face' in public. It's making the single crew members lonely.
* SpandexLatexOrLeather:
--> 17. You are no longer allowed to make fun of Miranda's latex fetish.
* TakeThat:
--> 67. No longer allowed to access the multiversal extranet to point and laugh at [[{{Wangst}} whiny emo]] colonist/sole survivor Shepards on FF net.\\
91. Quit making fun of Jacobs pick up lines. It's cruel to torture the crippled.
* TvTropesWillRuinYourLife:
--> 71. No longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took you seven hours to get you off.
Once upon a time on Website/FanfictionDotNet, The Mad Dragon read Literature/SkippysList, then wrote a ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7750188/1/100-Things-Commander-Shepard-Crew-ll-Mutiny-Over one-shot based on that list]]. The result is a list of one hundred things that [[Main/ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Commander Shepard is no longer allowed to do.]] This iteration of Shepard is female, in a [[BadassLesbian relationship with Liara]], and [[FeaturelessProtagonist not a tech]], who seems to enjoy [[TheLoonie driving her crew up the wall]] once too often.
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!!Tropes:
* {{Blackmail}}: Shepard seems to like this a little ''too'' much.
--> 32. You are to stop paying Kasumi to find dirt on fellow crewmembers.\\
33. You are no longer allowed to blackmail crew members with their Shadow Broker files.
* BullyingADragon:
--> 34. You are no longer allowed to laugh at marines on guard duty. They shot at us last time.
* DrivesLikeCrazy:
--> 1. You are no longer allowed to drive a Mako ever again.\\
14. You are not allowed to cuddle/kiss with Liara while driving the Hammerhead.\\
37. This isn't from us, but you are banned from driving on Illium.
* TheMemobile:
--> 31. The [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 Hammerhead]] is NOT the Shepardmobile.
* OneTrueThreesome:
--> 15. No, Liara is not open to a threesome with Shiala. Or Aria. Or Rana Thanoptis. Or the Consort. Or Tali. [[OverlyLongGag Or Miranda.]] Or Jack. [[UpToEleven Or Samara.]]
* ReferenceOverdosed: Just like the original, with the added bonus of ''Mass Effect''-specific in-jokes.
--> 4. You are to cease shouting [[Anime/{{Voltron}} "FORM BLAZING SWORD!"]] when using your new omni-blade.\\
5. Tali and her engineering minions WILL NOT make the ''Normandy'' into a [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} giant transforming robot.]]\\
9. You are not [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dovahkiin]] and must stop telling people so.\\
19. No, Mordin will not make a teleportation device for "[[VideoGame/MassEffect2 Hagalaz booty calls.]]"\\
23. Mordin will not make you a [[Franchise/StarWars lightsaber.]]\\
42. You are not [[ComicBook/SpiderMan Spider-Girl]]. Quit jumping off ledges as if you were.\\
43. The ''Normandy'' does not have a [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} "ludicrous speed"]] setting.\\
55. [[Literature/SkippysList It is better to beg forgiveness than ask permission, no longer applies to you.]]\\
75. You are not a [[Franchise/StarWars 'Jedi Mistress.' Or a 'Sith Lady.']]\\
81. We are not changing the ''Normandy's'' name to ''[[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Wicked Wench.]]''\\
90. Stop trying to get Grunt 'hooked on phonics.'\\
93. We are no longer celebrating [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Festivus.]]\\
96. Kenneth will not quote [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Scottie,]] no matter how much skyllian five money he owes you.\\
100. We are not the [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Knights Who Say Ni.]]
* RuleOfThree:
--> 26. You are to stop planning [[MurderIsTheBestSolution assassination]] idea's for the turian councillor. We're on thin ice as it is.\\
27. You are to stop planning pranking idea's for the salarian councillor. ''We're on thin ice as it is.''\\
28. You are to stop planning [[DiscountLesbians seduction]] idea's for the asari councillor. WE'RE ON THIN ICE AS IT IS.
--> 63. You are not allowed to enter pics of Tali'Zorah's posterior to Bootylicious Quarians Monthly.\\
64. No, we don't care if you'd win some prize money.\\
65. No, Tali does not care if you'll share the prize money.
* ShellShockedVeteran:
--> 21. Thane does not have 'Nam flashbacks, and it is wrong to imply otherwise.
* SickeninglySweethearts:
--> 86. While adorable, you are to stop playing 'kiss every freckle on Liara's face' in public. It's making the single crew members lonely.
* SpandexLatexOrLeather:
--> 17. You are no longer allowed to make fun of Miranda's latex fetish.
* TakeThat:
--> 67. No longer allowed to access the multiversal extranet to point and laugh at [[{{Wangst}} whiny emo]] colonist/sole survivor Shepards on FF net.\\
91. Quit making fun of Jacobs pick up lines. It's cruel to torture the crippled.
* TvTropesWillRuinYourLife:
--> 71. No longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took you seven hours to get you off.
