History Fanfic / NeverLeaveFanfictionLyingAround

* GratuitousForeignLanguage: Celeste's last name is Sakurablossom. 'Sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 'cherry blossom blossom']].

* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Arwen imagines herself disemboweling Celeste with a dull spoon.

* AuthorCatchphrase: InUniverse -- the Suethor seems to like using 'vision of loveliness' to describe the Sues.

-->-- '''Legolas'''; Chapter thirteen

''Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'', written by crazyroninchic, is a ParodySue ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' fic. It begins when several of the characters (which includes Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, and Gimli) discover an unusual book and begin to read. They soon realize, to their horror, that the book is a FanFic titled "Tales of a Dream Come True." During the forty-five chapters of the fic, minds are scarred, sanity is lost, and more characters join in on the [[BlatantLies fun]]. And it is hilariously awesome.

Two sequels were written by crazyroninchic, ''Fanfic/StarrStruck'' and ''I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around''. The former is a sequel to "Tales of a Dream Come True," in which one of [[ParodySue Starr]]'s daughters makes it her mission to [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong turn Middle-earth back to normal]]. The latter is more of a midquel, with Arwen having a flashback to a previous incident with such fics.

* BerserkButton: Pippin ''really'' doesn't like it when Starr steals his song in chapter ten.

* BileFascination: In-universe. The characters absolutely hate "Tales of a Dream Come True," but they can't help but continue to read it.

* CrapsaccharineWorld: How 'Tales of a Dream Come True' ends up in practice, [[StylisticSuck deliberately]]. While it is very sugary on the surface and focuses a lot on romance, pink and intimate moments, those who are deemed hot by the Sues end up having their personalities eroded, while everyone else has their lives ruined for no reason other than being allegedly ugly.

** Earlier, in chapter fifteen, everyone imagines eviscerating Starr with a toothpick.

* EmbarrassingFirstName: The Suethor's real name is revealed to be [[spoiler: Murtle]].

* {{Hypocrite}}: In chapter thirty-four, Celeste calls Arwen a hussy...and this is ''after'' Celeste has cheated on Aragorn with both Pippin and Faramir!

* INeedAFreakingDrink: Arwen expresses this sentiment in chapter fourteen, and Éowyn pours herself "a liberal glass of wine" in chapter thirty-four.

* ObfuscatingStupidity: As it turns out, [[spoiler: [=Prettyprettyprincesssweet16=] is not just some idiotic fangirl, but an agent of Sauron who wrote "Tales of a Dream Come True" in an attempt to drive everyone insane.]]

* {{Retcon}}: Some time in between chapter seven and chapter nineteen, crazyroninchic apparently changed her mind on whether or not [[DeathByAdaptation Haldir]] is supposed to be dead.

* TooDumbToLive: In the final chapter, [[spoiler: Starr and Celeste finally die; one of the two possible reasons that are given for this is that "their miniscule brains were no longer smart enough to remember to breathe."]]

-->-- '''Legolas'''; chapter thirteen

** Faramir is highly upset when Suefic!Boromir sacrifices himself for Starr, since Starr could be resurrected anyway.

* DerailingLoveInterests: This is what happens to both Suefic!Arwen and Suefic!Éowyn in order to make Starr and Celeste look better. The ''real'' Arwen and Éowyn are not impressed, and neither are Aragorn and Faramir.

* GratuitousForeignLanguage: Celeste's last name is Sakurablossom. 'Sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry'.
** Actually, 'sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 'cherry blossom blossom']].

* SickeninglySweethearts: Starr and Suefic!Legolas. Also Celeste and Suefic!Aragorn, to a certain extent.

* TraumaticHaircut: Celeste acts as if having to cut off some of her hair when it gets tangled up in something is this.

* InformedAttribute: Starr and Celeste's intelligence and kindness in ''Tales of a Dream Come True''. They are always described as being extremely intelligent and kind, but Starr thinks she can take on a Balrog by herself and lets Gandalf get nearly killed because he suggested otherwise, while Celeste's very surname is a deliberately pathetic attempt at weeabooism and she is a cheater. Not only that, but she, with Starr's support, throws any woman who has a crush on the members of her harem into the dungeons.

* EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt: Aragorn says that even Grima wouldn't touch the OC.

* InformedAttribute: Starr and Celeste's intelligence and kindness in ''Tales of a Dream Come True''.

* UncannyValley: When the Sues [[spoiler: appear in the real world, they look like this. Their descriptions were mostly correct, but their features were so exaggerated that it looked horrific]].

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The initial group of readers consist of Elrohir, Elladan, Faramir, Legolas, Arwen, Gimli, Merry, Aragorn, Éowyn, and Pippin. Glorfindel, Éomer, Sam, Haldir, and Thranduil eventually become readers.

* FridgeBrilliance: While possibly unintentional on the author's part, Haldir being alive makes sense when you recall that Elves, after their deaths, are re-embodied after a time in the Halls of Mandos (''a la'' Glorfindel).

* RapunzelHair: Both Sues.

->''"DO YOU ALL HATE ME OR SOMETHING!"''\\

--'''Legolas'''; chapter thirteen

''Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'', written by crazyroninchic, is a parody of {{Mary Sue}}s that frequently come up in ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' FanFics. It begins when several of the characters (which includes Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, and Gimli) discover an unusual book and begin to read. They soon realize, to their horror, that the book is a MarySue FanFic titled "Tales of a Dream Come True." During the forty-five chapters of the fic, minds are scarred, sanity is lost, and more characters join in on the [[BlatantLies fun]]. And it is hilariously awesome.

Two sequels were written by crazyroninchic, ''Fanfic/StarrStruck'' and ''I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around''. The former is a sequel to "Tales of a Dream Come True," in which one of [[ParodySue Starr]]'s daughters makes it her mission to [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong turn Middle-earth back to normal]]. The latter is more of a midquel, with Arwen having a flashback to a previous incident with MarySue {{Fan Fic}}s.

* EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt: Aragorn says that even Grima wouldn't touch the Mary Sue.

* YourCheatingHeart: Both of the Sues are happy to sleep around outside of their relationship. And then accuse Arwen and Éowyn of being hussies.

''Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'', written by crazyroninchic, is a parody of {{Mary Sue}}s that frequently come up in ''LordOfTheRings'' FanFics. It begins when several of the characters (which includes Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Aragorn, and Gimli) discover an unusual book and begin to read. They soon realize, to their horror, that the book is a MarySue FanFic titled "Tales of a Dream Come True." During the forty-five chapters of the fic, minds are scarred, sanity is lost, and more characters join in on the [[BlatantLies fun]]. And it is hilariously awesome.