History Fanfic / ImmaWiserd

A person by the name of "Basttriter420" has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle returning to the past and after killing off all the death eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose

*** "Kindergarten" means "Children Garden" and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin is one of the first years of schooling]]. Again, the proper German for the above English phrase should be "Es ist etwas mit meinem baby."

In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the source of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming a muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be a TrollFic by those who have read it.

* UnexplainedRecovery: Turtle supposedly dies after being knocked off his broom by [[StarWars Vader]][[BigBad mort]] in an early chapter, but wakes up in the hospital wing the next day and quickly recovers as if nothing has happened.

* PlotHole: The fact Adolf Hitler is working with Vadermort/Snape, despite the fact that in this story Vadermort is JEWISH.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd''? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said.

* AwesomeMcCoolname: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit [[DragonBall Buu]] Jackson", but everyone else calls him "Turtle" for some reason.

* RaceLift: Harry is black in this story, but mentions that [[DanielRadcliffe a white guy]] was cast to play him in the movies.

* TitleDrop: Turtle does this after relating his depressing life before Hogwarts to LeonardoDaVinci.

* TrollFic: Whereas people still to this day don't know whether or not ''MyImmortal'' is a TrollFic or not, they know very well that ''Imma Wiserd'' is a 100% trollfic.

A person by the name of "Basttriter420" has written a sequel they refer to as a "parody sequel". So far it only has two chapters and is written the same way as the original. This time it seems to focus on turtle returning to the past and after killing off all the death eaters, he will now have trouble with PresidentOfEvil Dollars Umbitch. It can be found here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12161665/1/Imma-wiserd-2-All-Hell-Breaks-Loose

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:

* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln (probably because the author confused him with the Biblical Abraham) all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

* StatlerAndWaldorf: Make appearances in the story.

[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon Patronus.

** Black people eat fried chicken & watermelon, use black slang frequently, listen to rap music a lost, love guns & are bad at spelling.
** Jews are money-obsessed, are evil and use eloquent language excessively.
** Females love domestic work, are obsessed with looks & promiscuous.

** Gays are promiscuous, theater-loving and generally very camp.

* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures from both the Old and New Testaments, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting God & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.
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[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story is essentially a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting god & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.

In the midst of this, something of a plot emerges when it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be TrollFic by those who have read it.

* AnachronismStew: The Hogwarts 10000 years in the past definitely counts, having various bible figures, crucifixion, chemistry labs, Ancient Egypt, musical theater, pirates, classical music & a picture of AbrahamLincoln all present at the same time, far before when they actually existed (except for possibly the pirates, & even they play on much more recent stereotypes).

In the midst of this, it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill 'da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort', who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPrivileges black people]] ever since. It's revealed that he & Snape are the same person around the same time. Eventually, he goes back in time to uninvent fried chicken, which, due to fried chicken being the cause of Soulja's magic powers, results in Soulja becoming muggle, & therefore ineligible to be at Hogwarts. To resolve this, Turtle goes to the distant past in order to reinvent fried chicken, which is revealed to be inhabited by characters from The Bible, but finds out that Vadermort followed him. At this point, what little plot it had to begin with disintegrates rapidly, firstly with Jesus giving Turtle his powers back, but still intending to reinvent fried chicken, & then forgetting that entirely after a single attempt, in favour of what becomes more of a team grudge between Turtle & his new friends (including Jesus, Judas, Mary Margerine & a [[CampGay homosexual reinterpretation of]] [[SpotlightStealingSquad The Old Testament Joseph]]) & Snape & his original Death Eaters (including Herod & [[FemmeFatale Jezebel]]). Needless to say, the story is almost universally considered to be TrollFic by those who have read it.

* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: AdolfHitler says many phrases in Mock-German, [[CriticalResearchFailure none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author]].

[[OverlyLongName Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson]], otherwise known as Turtle, starts the story on the porch of his mothers house without any food to eat. At this point, he suddenly finds out that he can make food appear by saying the name of the desired food. Upon discovering this, his mom abandons him, threatening to shoot him if comes back. After this, he leaves for Hogwarts in the second chapter, after which the story disintegrates into a chaotic sequence of events that (mostly) center around making Turtle into a MartyStu of almost unbelievable proportions, including beating three Quidditch teams, the Death Eaters & the Klu Klux Klan simultaneously, meeting god & being sent back to Earth after dying & summoning a dragon patronus.

In the midst of this, it turns out that there is a [[RougeAnglesofSatin profasi]] that he must kill da dark lord [[StarWars Vader]]mort, who is initially supposed to want to [[OmnicidalManiac destroy the world]], which is later changed when his back story is revealed - he was born as the twin brother of Shieqwan, who is black, & has hated [[NWordPriveleges black people]] ever since.