History Fanfic / ImmaWiserd

* {{Beyond the Impossible}}: The story starts off crazy from Chapter 1 and it just gets crazier chapter after chapter.

* BlindIdiotTranslation: Hitler has many phrases in Mock-German, [[CriticalResearchFailure none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author.]]
** "gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him"
*** "Gutantof" is a misspelling of "Gutentag", which means "Good day" or "Hello". The real translation should be "Ich stimme zu, wir sollten ihn töten."
** "KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby"
*** "Kindergarten" means "Children Garden" and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin is one of the first years of schooling.]] Again, the proper German for the above English phrase should be "Es ist etwas mit meinem baby."

* IGotBetter: Turtle supposedly dies after being knocked off his broom by [[StarWars Darth Vader]][[BigBad mort]] in an early chapter, but wakes up in the hospital wing the next day and quickly recovers as if nothing has happened.

* LudicrousGibs: Happens to the monters that Turtle and [[TheBible David]] fight.

* GaryStu: Turtle manages to fight "Vadermort" and be placed in an advanced class within his first few days at Hogwarts.

* BlindIdiotTranslation: Hitler has many phrases in Mock-German, [[DidNotDoTheResearch none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author.]]

* CanonDefilement / CharacterDerailment:
** Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.
-->it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.
** Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.
--> "weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died."

** There are a couple others, but for the sake of [[Tropers/ShadowKing1988 this troper's]] German heritage, they won't be listed here.

* AccidentalInnuendo: Almost painfully at times.
** when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
** da loins were cummin towards me.
*** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
-->"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin. "ILL BEET U BOT" sed a hufflypuff.

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Where to begin?

* WallBanger: Several.
-->"you wont hurt me im your brothr" sed snape.
-->"yes i wud snape... or shud i say... VADERMORT" sed shieqwan.
-->"how did you know" sed snape.
-->"its queyt simpl" sed shieqwan "bcuz u an vadermort r never in da smae place at da same time!"

* CanonDefilement/CharacterDerailment:

* AccidentalInnuendo: Almost painfully.
-->when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.

** Dumbledore not only swears, but

-->"how can dey still see us!1" sed hary pottr. it wuz bcuz da ski wuz wit and we wuz da only blak guys on da feild.
-->"it is bcuz da ski is wit and we is da only blak guys on da feeld" i sed.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. Fortunately, it can still be read [[http://m.fanfiction.net/s/6157559/ here]]. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube.

There is a dramatic reading which many people like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXRdvd9h7M here]].

* WhereTheWhiteWomenAt: Turtle's relationship with "Herman".

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. There are no known mirrors or hostings of it online, but there are several dramatic readings on YouTube.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down. There are no known re-uploads of it online, but there are several dramatic readings on YouTube.

How to describe ''Imma Wiserd'' (aka da magikal nigger)? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of ''MyImmortal''—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like ''My Immortal'', Fan Fic.net took it down, though there are several dramatic readings on YouTube.

*RaceLift: Harry is black in this story, but mentions that a white boy was cast to play him in the movies.

*TrollFic: Whereas people still to this day don't know wither or not ''MyImmortal'' is a [[TrollFic trollfic]] or not, they know very well that ''Imma Wiserd'' is a 100% trollfic.