History FanFic / ShingekiNoLesbianHorses

->''It was an insipidly fine summers day, the birds sang sweet songs, all the children were playing and laughing, revelling in the gentle breeze that washed over them carrying the scent of a thousand wildflowers.''

->''Twieren Sparkljaeger hated it.''

->''She hated the bright, friendly sun for providing visibility to the enemy. She hated the children for not devoting themselves to building the factories they'd need to withstand the coming threat. She hated the adults for dismissing her claims, her pleas, as spiteful hate-speech. Could they not see the truth? Could they not feel the winds of change? How could an entire population be so blind?''

* '''AxCrazy''': Twieren. Dear God, alone the things that [[ConspiracyTheorist she]] does to Fluttershy whom she believes to be a spy in the first chapter... although in the third chapter it turns out she was right about Fluttershy, she is still really crazy.

-->"[[Literature/HungerGames And may the Odds Be Ever in your Favour!]]"

-->"''PONIES!''

-->''IT IS TIME! LOOK BEFORE YOU, LOOK TO YOUR QUEEN! IT WAS PROPHESISED LONG AGO THAT THE LESBIAN HORSES WOULD RETURN, PROPHESISED THAT THEIR COMING WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ALL LIFE, PROPHESISED THAT TODAY WOULD BE THE END OF DAYS! AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF DEATH?! NOT TODAY! TODAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY TO DIE! YOU HAVE FAMILIES AND CHILDREN, PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PROTECT! AND TO DO THAT YOU MUST TAKE UP THE SWORD! CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF YOUR MIND, ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS TOWN IS LOST! BUT YOU ARE NOT! USE THE HUMILIATION OF OPPRESSION TO POWER THE FIST OF RETALIATION! TODAY MANKIND HAS RECEIVED A GRIM REMINDER, THAT WE WILL LIVE IN FEAR OF THE LESBIAN HORSES INSIDE THESE CAGES WE CALL WALLS!''

-->''I HAVE PREPARED A SHELTER, A MIGHTY KEEP TO SAVE US! TO RECEIVE PROTECTION FROM THE THREAT YOU NEED ONLY ASK!''

-->'''''[[BadassBoast THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS!]]'''''"

-->'''Spiarmin''': I swear, if you were any more bloody conceited your head would explode from too much ego.
-->'''Twieren''': If I weren't so bloody conceited, we'd all be bloody dead!
-->'''Spiarmin''': No. That's not right, is it? You could easily have been a thousand times nicer from the start, not done everything on your own, but then you wouldn't get the pleasure of being Right. You wanted it to be like this, to have them all in your debt, have them all know deep down that you saved all their lives and that they can never repay you and you can spend the rest of your life lording it over them because otherwise you would have died alone, old and shrivelled and in tears because the idea of you, the long suffering, wrongly persecuted Twieren Sparkljaeger being Right was the only true love you would ever know.

* [[YouKilledMyFather You Killed My Mother]]: A big reason reason why Twieren hates the Lesbian Horses so passionately.

-->''How could they all be so naïve? How could they all just go about their daily business, getting fat and lazy and slovenly? Look at those store owners, hawking cheap and gaudy trinkets instead of manuals in martial arts, ninja stars and assorted medieval armour!''

-->''How could they all be so naïve? How could they all just go about their daily business, getting fat and lazy and slovenly? Look at those store owners, hawking cheap and gaudy trinkets instead of manuals in martial arts, ninja stars and assorted medieval armour!''

* {{Badass}}: Even though she loses, Twieren's first fight against a Lesbian Horse still cements her as this, if only because of how valiantly she goes against it.
** Her adoptive sister, Miraibaka Dackerman, is this as well, and even moreso considering that she ''destroys'' the same Lesbian Horse that beat Twieren.

** Her adoptive sister, Miraibaka Dackerman, is this as all, and even moreso considering that she ''destroys'' the same Lesbian Horse that beat Twieren.

* ProperlyParanoid: Twieren, at least in regards to the threat the Lesbian Horses pose.

* KatanasAreJustBetter: Miraibaka equips herself with two katana, and later slices through a Lesbian Horse as if it was made out of cardboard with them.

* RedOniBlueOni: Twieren (red) is hot-headed, prone to anger and impulsiveness, while her adoptive sister Miraibaka Dackerman (blue) is stoic, generally keeps a cool head and is fairly reasonable.

* '''AxCrazy''': Twieren. Dear God, alone the things that [[ConspiracyTheorist she]] does to poor Fluttershy whom she believes to be a spy in the first chapter...

* ConspiracyTheorist: Twieren, to dangerously insane levels. When animals gather around [[FriendToAllLivingThings Fluttershy]] (whom she believes to be a spy) due to her beautiful singing, her first thought is that they're ''spies themselves'' and [[KickTheDog massacres them.]] Though while she might be wrong about that, she ''is'' ProperlyParanoid about the threat the Lesbian Horses pose.

* KickTheDog: Twieren beating Fluttershy to a pulp and killing her animals, operating under the ''assumption'' that they are all spies.
* KnightTemplar: Twieren is absolutely merciless in her fight against the Lesbian Horses, as poor Fluttershy and her animals in chapter 1 find out.

* TheStoic: Miraibaka, Twieren's adoptive sister. To the point where she is utterly unfazed by Twieren's craziness.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9551328/1/Shingeki-no-Lesbian-Horses Shingeki no Lesbian Horses]]'', by ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4021119/Ironypus Ironypus]]'' is a [[{{Crossover}} crossover]] between ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' and ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''.

* CitadelCity: Twieren and her fellow ponies live in this ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Spiarmin]]) after Twieren raises Wall Sina, though the city is a smaller part. The interior of Wall Sina is mostly composed of rural areas.

* ConspiracyTheorist: Twieren, to dangerously insane levels. When animals gather around [[FriendToAllLivingThings Fluttershy]] (who she believes to be a spy) due to her beautiful singing, her first thought is that they're ''spies themselves'' and [[KickTheDog massacres them.]] Though while she might be wrong about that, she ''is'' ProperlyParanoid about the threat the Lesbian Horses pose.

* KickTheDog: Twieren beating Fluttershy to a pulp and killing her animals, operating under the ''assumption'' that they were all spies.

* '''AxCrazy''': Twieren. Dear God, alone the things that [[ConspiracyTheorist she]] does to poor Fluttershy that she believes to be a spy in the first chapter...

* HaveANiceDeath: Princess Dot Pixestia at the end of chapter 1.

* '''AxCrazy''': Twieren. Dear God, alone the things that [[ConspiracyTheorist she]] does to the poor thing that she believes to be a spy in the first chapter...

* {{Jerkass}}: Her goals are admirable, but Twieren is [[GoodIsNotNice not a nice or pleasant person]], and even can be a real bitch sometimes.
* KnightTemplar: Twieren is absolutely merciless in her fight against the Lesbian Horses, as the poor "spy" in chapter 1 finds out.

->'''Spiarmin''': I swear, if you were any more bloody conceited your head would explode from too much ego.
->'''Twieren''': If I weren't so bloody conceited, we'd all be bloody dead!
->'''Spiarmin''': No. That's not right, is it? You could easily have been a thousand times nicer from the start, not done everything on your own, but then you wouldn't get the pleasure of being Right. You wanted it to be like this, to have them all in your debt, have them all know deep down that you saved all their lives and that they can never repay you and you can spend the rest of your life lording it over them because otherwise you would have died alone, old and shrivelled and in tears because the idea of you, the long suffering, wrongly persecuted Twieren Sparkljaeger being Right was the only true love you would ever know.

* AntiHero: Twieren Sparkljaeger, of the [[UnscrupulousHero unscrupulous kind]]. She is extremely psychotic in her rage against the Lesbian Horses, but since they [[YouKilledMyFather killed her mother]] it's not hard to feel bad for her. And while she ''is'' undoubtedly cynical, extremely vicious, hateful and enslaved Spiarmin with her magic, she also has humanity's survival as her primary goal and vows to protect even the people who laughed at her before.

* AntiHero: Twieren Sparkljaeger, of the [[UnscrupulousHero unscrupulous kind]]. She is extremely psychotic in her rage against the lesbian horses, but since they [[YouKilledMyFather killed her mother]] it's not hard to feel bad for her. And while she ''is'' undoubtedly cynical, extremely vicious, hateful and enslaved Spiarmin with her magic, she also has humanity's survival as her primary goal and vows to protect even the people who laughed at her before.

* KnightTemplar: Twieren is absolutely merciless in her fight against the lesbian horses, as the poor "spy" in chapter 1 finds out.
* ProperlyParanoid: Twieren, at least in regards to the lesbian horses.
* RousingSpeech: Twieren to the other ponies at the beginning of chapter 2, after Princess Pixestia turns out to be a lesbian horse in a relationship with Nightmare Moon.
-->''PONIES!''

-->'''''[[BadassBoast THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS!]]'''''

* TheStoic: Miraibaka Dackerman, Twieren's adoptive sister. To the point where she is utterly unfazed by Twieren's craziness.

* [[YouKilledMyFather You Killed My Mother]]: The reason why Twieren hates the lesbian horses so passionately.

* INeedAFreakinDrink: Spiarmin certainly does, for which absolutely no one blames him.
* {{Jerkass}}: Her goals are admirable, but she is [[GoodIsNotNice not a nice person in the slightest]], and no one can deny that Twieren is a real bitch sometimes.

->'''[[{{Jerkass}} Twieren]]''': [[KickTheDog I suppose a general would need to know his men, so they might throw themselves upon the enemies' swords at his command]].
* TheStoic: Miraibaka Dackerman, Twieren's adoptive sister. To the point where she is utterly unfazed by Twieren's craziness.

* AntiHero: Twieren Sparkljaeger, of the [[UnscrupulousHero unscrupulous kind]]. She is extremely psychotic in her rage against the lesbian horses, but since they [[YouKilledMyMother killed her mother]] it's not hard to feel bad for her. And while she ''is'' undoubtedly cynical, extremely vicious, hateful and enslaved Spiarmin with her magic, she also has humanity's survival as her primary goal and vows to protect even the people who laughed at her before.

* DeadpanSnarker: Spiarmin might be a magic-induced slave to Twieren, but that doesn't mean he won't snark at her insanity.

On the first Festival of Light, back when it was called The Sundance Festival, a truly evil Dark Lord appeared. A Dark Lord by the name of Light. With his magic notebook, an artefact capable of bringing imagination to life, he created the Enemy among them. But the Dark Lord was sly, and the townspeople fools. His vile creations acted like everyone else, more human even, but for all their affability, they still preyed upon the town. Slowly at first, but gaining steam over a thousand years, and now, [[AntiHero Twieren]] was sure, They would strike with their full might and annihilate everything she'd ever known.

!!''Shingeki no Lesbian Horses'' provides examples of the following tropes: