History FanFic / IfIWasYourNazi

* SituationalSexuality: Illogically {{averted}} - at one point, a concentration camp prisoner is executed for attempting to rape a guard, and the characters agree that automatically means he's gay.

* ArtisticLicenseGeography: The street names in Berlin are awfully...not German. 'Augenstrasse' means 'eye street'. According to Google Maps, it doesn't exist. In fact, one street even has an English name - Stonewall.

* AerithAndBob: The names of the Kingdom Hearts characters are completely bizarre in Nazi Germany. Or just Germany in general. It's made worse by the author giving all the characters [[GratuitousGerman inexplicably German]] surnames.

* ArtisticLicenseGeography: The street names in Berlin are awfully...not German. 'Augenstrasse' means 'eye street'. According to Google Maps, it doesn't exist.

* HowDoIUsedTense: This fic has a lot of grammar mistakes. This line in particular stands out:
-->“Some people came in here and demanded that they saw the Führer. When Kairi said no, they opened fire.” Saix began.

* KnowNothingKnowItAll: The author repeatedly claimed to be an expert on the subject of WW2, Nazi Germany. Despite this, she got a ''lot'' of stuff wrong, and did not even know if women were allowed into the SS. See ArtisticLicenseHistory, AnachronismStew, ArtisticLicenseGeography, and GratuitousGerman.

* AdaptationalWimp: UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler is basically presented as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. And his speeches are no longer the rousing, exciting, theatrical affairs they were in RealLife. Instead, they're demoted to boring.

* PoliticallyCorrectHistory: Roxas and Axel hold ''amazingly'' modern views on Hitler, the Nazis, and the Holocaust.
** According to this fic, the ''Holocaust'' happened "because people don't understand".

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Where did Larxene go after she complained about their being too many people to experiment on?

* AdaptationalHeroism: UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler is basically presented as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. And his speeches are no longer the rousing, exciting, theatrical affairs they were in RealLife. Instead, they're demoted to boring.

* UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler: Basically presented as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]].
** His speeches are no longer the rousing, exciting, theatrical affairs they were in RealLife. Instead, they're demoted to boring.

* AdolfHitler: Basically presented as [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]].

A notorious little fic, ''If I Was Your Nazi'' takes Organization XIII from ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'' and rudely shoves them into the Holocaust... ''without'' giving up their DracoInLeatherPants status. Roxas and Axel run around being horrified by the Holocaust yet never doing anything about it, while other characters from the game pop in and out at seemingly random intervals to do nothing of much importance. In fact, WWII Germany feels a ''lot'' like an average American high school...Horribly offensive to just about everyone who had any part in the Second World War, combined with absolutely awful {{beige prose}} and characters so {{out of character}} it's unbelievable, it's worth a read if you can make it through the first three chapters without throwing something at the screen.

After about fourteen chapters, the author abandoned the project, and, under much scorn, finally pulled it from Fanfiction.net. The ''Snakes on a Sora'' Livejournal still holds [[http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if%20i%20was%20your%20nazi a sporking of it]], however, and the WebVideo/TheFanFictionCritic did a hilarious review.

** During the Second World War, the First World War was called the 'Great War', not WW1.

* TheThemeParkVersion: The story takes place in the theme park versions of WorldWarTwo and Nazi Germany. And sometimes, it's so inaccurate that even the ''theme park'' wouldn't let it in.

After about fourteen chapters, the author abandoned the project, and, under much scorn, finally pulled it from Fanfiction.net. The ''Snakes on a Sora'' Livejournal still holds [[http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if%20i%20was%20your%20nazi a sporking of it]], however, and the {{The Fanfiction Critic}} did a hilarious review.

* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Where did Larxene go after she complained about the lack of people to experiment on?

* HowDoIUsedTense?: This fic has a lot of grammar mistakes. This line in particular stands out:

** In chapter three, Axel claimed that Himmler's sister helped raise him. Himmler didn't have any sisters.

...Well, except that their part-time job is in the SS. Did we forget to mention this is WorldWarII Germany and the Holocaust is in full swing?

* {{Hypocrite}}: After removing the fic, the author made a note on her account accusing everyone who criticized her of "being too sensitive" while simultaneously whining about all the criticism she's getting.

--> Jews and other undesirables were being loaded into trains and were deported to extermination camps. [[CaptainObvious Hitler was still a very prominent figure of the Third Reich]].

* HowDoIUsedTense?: '“Some people came in here and demanded that they saw the Führer. When Kairi said no, they opened fire.” Saix began.'

--> "Hanukkah wouldn’t be accepted well in the Third Reich, so this wasn’t really any surprise"