History FanFic / HagridAndTheSkoolgurlz

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz]] is a strange HarryPotter fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and [=McGonagall.=] The band then does around the world using their [[MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]] and... destroy every town they go to.

* RememberTheNewGuy: Apparently, [[spoiler: Dobby]] was in the band since day one.

* ThePowerOfRock

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz]] is a strange HarryPotter fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and [=McGonagall.=] The band then does around the world using their [[MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]] and...destory every town they go to.

* BrownNote

* {{Buttmonkey}}: SHUT UP, RON!
* CrackFic: Herp derp

* MarySue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of [[VillainSue Voldemort]], [[CopyCatSue Sailor Earth]], [[FixerSue Peggy Shipper]], [[PuritySue Lapis Lazuli]], [[SympatheticSue Madison Misery]], [[JerkSue Nocturne Langley]] and [[GodModeSue Leon Goldborn]].
** ThirtySuePileup: mentioned by name.

* RefugeInAudacity: At one of its tamer moments, [[spoiler: Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by having sex with Harry's dead mother.]]

* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to [[{{Horrible/Fanfic}} bad fanfictions]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] MyImmortal.

* MarySue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of [[VillainSue Voldemort]], [[CopyCatSue Sailor Earth]], [[FixerSue Peggy Shipper]], [[PuritySue LapisLazuli]], [[SympatheticSue MadisonMisery]], [[JerkSue Nocturne Langley]] and [[GodModeSue Leon Goldborn]].

* MarySue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of:
** Voldemort, a VillainSue
** Sailor Earth, a CopyCatSue
** Peggy Shipper, a FixerSue
** Lapis Lazuli, a PuritySue
** Madison Misery, a SympatheticSue
** Nocturne Langley, a JerkSue
** Leon Goldborn, a GodModeSue and a MartyStu
*** ThirtySuePileup: mentioned by name.

* ADateWithRosePalms: Neville finds a closet filled with Playboys when he, Harry, Draco, and Cho are searching for weapons to fight the zombies. He enters and never leaves.

* RefugeInAudacity: [[spoiler: At one of its tamer moments, Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by having sex with Harry's dead mother.]]

** Draco says they should go to [[AVeryPotterMusical Pigfarts]] to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea...[[and then kills [[TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]].]]

* MarySue: lampshaded, repeatedly. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of:

* RefugeInAudacity: THE LOST CITY OF NEW ORLEANS!!!
** Doubles as ShoutOut--FamilyGuy [[ItsBeenDone did it first.]]
*** And, perhaps, to the Lost City of Atlanta from {{Futurama}}.

** YaoiGuys: Sora and Riku, Luna's "Yaoi Pets".

** Doubles as ShoutOut--FamilyGuy [[TheSimpsonsDidIt did it first.]]

* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to [[SoBadItsHorrible bad fanfictions]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] MyImmortal.

* MarySue: lampshaded, repeatedly. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of:
** Voldemort, a VillainSue
** Sailor Earth, a CopyCatSue
** Peggy Shipper, a FixerSue
** Lapis Lazuli, a PuritySue
** Madison Misery, a SympatheticSue
** Nocturne Langley, a JerkSue
** Leon Goldborn, a GodModeSue and a MartyStu
*** ThirtySuePileup: mentioned by name.

** Peggy, a FixerSue

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz]] is a strange HarryPotter fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and McGonagall. The band then does around the world using their [[MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]] and...destory every town they go to.

* PutOnABus: [[spoiler: McGonagall. Literally.]]

* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to [[SoBadItsHorrible bad fanfictions]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg]] MyImmortal.

*** And, perhaps, to the [[Futurama Lost City of Atlanta]].

*** And, perhaps, to the {{Futurama Lost City of Atlanta}}.

** Doubles as ShoutOut--TheFamilyGuy [[TheSimpsonsDidIt did it first.]]