History FanFic / HagridAndTheSkoolgurlz

* BestialityIsDepraved: Harry blames the zombie invasion of Hogwarts on Neville calling a "zombie sex line". Neviel attempts to defend himself by saying he thought it was a ''zebra'' sex line.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Neville finds a closet filled with Playboys when he, Harry, Draco, and Cho are searching for weapons to fight the zombies. He enters and never leaves.

* [[PersonOfMassDestruction Band Of Mass Destruction]]: Any place the band plays a gig at will likely get destroyed somehow. [[spoiler: NAMBLA is disbanded due to all the boys growing up thanks to rock n' roll, the population of New Orleans is electrocuted by the band's equipment [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext since the city is underwater]], Ireland blows up, France is destroyed by a reality tear caused by [[ButtMonkey Ron]] having sex, Fanfic is destroyed along with [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing 75% of the world's Mary Sues]], and Gotham City...[[AvertedTrope is spared]], though the band does end up wanted by the Justice League. Hipsterville is also undamaged for now.]]

* BestialityIsDepraved: This exchange, shortly after the zombies invade the school.
-->'''Draco:''' Dammit Harry! How did this happen!
-->'''Harry:''' Hey, Neville did it! He was the one that called that zombie sex line!
-->'''[[ExtremeOmnisexual Neville]]:''' But I thought it said "zebra" sex line!

* CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys: Hagrid calls them this when they go to Paris.
* CrackFic
* CloudCuckoolander: Dumbledore, Luna, and sometimes Hagrid.

* DidYouJustRomanceCthulhu: Dumbledore does it when the band is in New Orleans.
* EatsBabies: Aragog. He joins the band "for the bite-sized children."

* GagBoobs: Hermione's can eat people. And talk.

* NoFourthWall
* {{Oireland}}: Every stereotype imaginable is used. [[spoiler: And then it explodes.]]
* PutOnABus: [[spoiler: [=McGonagall=]. Literally.]]

* RefugeInAudacity: At one of its tamer moments, [[spoiler: Snape takes advantage of the zombie outbreak by [[ILoveTheDead getting it on with a zombified Lily]].]]

* RunningGag: People mistaking Aragog for various bugs and crabs.
** Also, Ron's rabies. [[spoiler: Aragog gets sick of the joke and sucks the rabies out of him.]]
* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to bad fanfiction and ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.

** Hermione's response to [[spoiler: being replaced as manager by a random mystery woman?]]

* ThePowerOfRock: Can turn boys into men. [[spoiler:This is what ruins NAMBLA.]]

* UnexplainedRecovery: The random Irish man. [[spoiler:He later dies with the rest of Ireland.]]
** Also Ron, after Aragog "makes an example" of him.
* YaoiFangirl: Luna

** YaoiGuys: Sora and Riku, Luna's "Yaoi Pets".

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[[CrackFic How?]]

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz]] is a strange ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and [=McGonagall.=] The band then does around the world using their [[Literature/MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]] and... destroy every town they go to.

* ZombieApocalypse: Harry, Draco, and Cho end up having to deal with one back at Hogwarts.

** Luna steals two boys from a NAMBLA meeting. Their names are [[KingdomHearts Sora and Riku]].

* {{Irony}}: [[MyImmortal Ebony's]] flyer misspells "Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz" by spelling "schoolgirls" correctly.

* ShoutOut: Several, mostly to bad fanfiction and MyImmortal.

* [[PersonOfMassDestruction Band Of Mass Destruction]]: Any place the band plays a gig at will likely get destroyed somehow. [[spoiler: NAMBLA is disbanded due to all the boys growing up thanks to rock n' roll, Ireland blows up, France is destroyed by a reality tear caused by [[ButtMonkey Ron]] having sex, Fanfic is destroyed along with [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing 75% of the world's Mary Sues]], and Gotham City...[[AvertedTrope is spared]], though the band does end up wanted by the Justice League. Hipsterville is also undamaged for now.]]

* GratuitousJapanese: At [[MarySue Sailor Earth's]] request, Voldemort sings a love song, "with a lot of Japanese words".

* MarySue: In universe. The band visits a place called Fanfic, California, full of all kinds of Mary Sues, including [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]. Voldemort then forms a band, called Midnight Xtasy. Each member introduces themself by stating what type of Sue they are. The band consists of Voldemort, [[CopyCatSue Sailor Earth]], [[FixerSue Peggy Shipper]], [[PuritySue Lapis Lazuli]], [[SympatheticSue Madison Misery]], [[JerkSue Nocturne Langley]] and [[GodModeSue Leon Goldborn]].
** ThirtySuePileup: Mentioned by name.

* [[PersonOfMassDestruction Band Of Mass Destruction]]: Any place the band plays a gig at will likely get destroyed somehow. [[spoiler: Ireland blows up, France is destroyed by a reality tear caused by [[ButtMonkey Ron]] having sex, Fanfic is destroyed along with [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing 75% of the world's Mary Sues]], and Gotham City...[[AvertedTrope is spared]], though the band does end up wanted by the Justice League. Hipsterville is also undamaged for now.]]

** Draco says they should go to [[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical Pigfarts]] to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea...[[spoiler: and then kills [[Fanfic/TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]].]]

* ZombieApocalypse

** Draco says they should go to [[Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical Pigfarts]] to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea...[[spoiler: and then kills [[TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]].]]

** Draco says they should go to [[AVeryPotterMusical Pigfarts]] to escape the zombies. Harry scoffs at the idea...[[spoiler: and then kills [[TheGirlWhoLived Rose Potter]].]]

A little WikiMagic, if you will?

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640811/1/Hagrid_and_the_Skoolgurlz Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz]] is a strange ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fan fiction story about Hagrid and his heavy metal band. Once Grawp dies of a tumor, Hagrid fulfills his last wish by forming a heavy metal band with Ron, Luna, Hermione, Aragog, Dumbledore, and [=McGonagall.=] The band then does around the world using their [[MagicSchoolBus Magic Tour Bus]] and... destroy every town they go to.

* RacistGrandma: [=McGonagall=]. The writers acknowledge ([[AuthorFilibuster in-story]]) that she has a lot of depth in the novels, but they thought it would be more fun to write her as a jerk/racist. [[spoiler:Later, she is forced to become the new [[MagicSchoolBus Mrs. Frizzle]]... for a group of elementary-age black children.]]

!!This work provides examples Of:

-->''Cho grabbed a crossbow, a Magnum Pistol, and a katana, because (katanas are just better)''

* Cheese-EatingSurrenderMonkeys: Hagrid calls them this when they go to Paris.