History FanFic / BrewdeningLove

* YouFailLogicForever: [[TheFundamentalist Erin]]. If you've made it this far on the page, [[SelfExplanatory you probably already have the gist of it.]]

* AuthorAppeal: Everyone's [[TotallyRadical HAWT]] in her stories. [[FetishRetardent Or]] [[InformedAbility so]] [[NauseaFuel she]] [[FanDisservice claims]].

* ShipSinking: Attempted in Chapter 37 with [[Brian x Hugo]]. [[{{Understatement}} It failed spectacularly.]]

** Brian is now her next target in order to [[ShipSinking end]] [[Brian x Hugo support]].

* LostForever: [[SoBadItsHorrible Edward's Secret]], Bella's Baby, and Chapters 3 and 4 of Twilight World/Bible can only be found if one digs deep enough into the Twilight Sucks thread that brought attention to this train wreck in the first place. AndTheFandomRejoiced.

Ousted off of Fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and blatant homophobia, anti-Semitism, and a whole bunch of other atrocities I'm probably missing, the fanfic can be found [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]], if you truly want to destroy any and all brain cells you have. The Twilight Sucks forums have thoroughly ripped it a new one on [[http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=8451 this thread]], which contains several sporkings that are most likely the only way to read the damn thing and not claw your own eyes out. Also, they are aware of us. Some of them ''[[OneOfUs are]]'' us.

Ousted off of Fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and blatant homophobia, anti-Semitism, and a whole bunch of other atrocities I'm probably missing, the fanfic can be found [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]], if you truly want to destroy any and all brain cells you have. The Twilight Sucks forums have thoroughly ripped it a new one on [[http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=8451 this thread]], which contains several sporkings that are most likely the only way to read the damn thing and not claw your own eyes out. Also, they are [[OneOfUs aware of us]]. Some of them ''are'' us.

** We Are One At Last ([[{{Disney/Tarzan}} You'll Be In My Heart]])

* YouShouldKnowThisAlready: It's ''[[{{Twilight}} Twilight's]]'' exact plot. [[BeyondTheImpossible Except the leading lady is an even bigger]] MarySue.

** It should be noted that when Erin draws Becca, she makes her black. [[UnfortunateImplications Literally the color black, not the skin tone]].

** To clarify: [[UnfortunateImplications Erin first drew her literally the color black]], [[ArtEvolution but her more recent picture has her the normal skin color for African Americans.]]

Ousted off of Fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and blatant homophobia, anti-Semitism, and a whole bunch of other atrocities I'm probably missing, the fanfic can be found [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]], if you truly want to destroy any and all brain cells you have. The Twilight Sucks forums have thoroughly ripped it a new one on [[http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=8451 this thread]], which contains several sporkings that are most likely the only way to read the damn thing and not claw your own eyes out. Also, they are [[OneOfUs]] aware of us. Some of them ''are'' us.

Ousted off of Fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and blatant homophobia, anti-Semitism, and a whole bunch of other atrocities I'm probably missing, the fanfic can be found [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]], if you truly want to destroy any and all brain cells you have. The Twilight Sucks forums have thoroughly ripped it a new one on [[http://www.twilightsucks.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=8451 this thread]], which contains several sporkings that are most likely the only way to read the damn thing and not claw your own eyes out.

** Edward Secert, [[DudeNotFunny the most offensive thing Erin has written yet]]. It has to be seen to be believed... [[RefugeinAudacity It makes fun of obesity, homosexuals, and people of different races among many other things]]. [[strike: Un]]fortunately, it's been taken down from FF.net, and Erin has not posted it on her DA page yet, so the only surviving copy is in the hands of TwilightSucks!.com.

** Edward Secert, [[DudeNotFunny the most offensive thing Erin has written yet]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6159254/1/Edward_Secert It has to be seen to be believed...]] [[RefugeinAudacity It makes fun of obesity, homosexuals, and people of different races among many other things]].

--> 5: [[SelfInsertFic Joan]] [[BlatantLies is not]] [[MarySue Joan]].

** Fanficion.net getting wise to her reposting her hatefilled crap and FINALLY kicking the bitch off the site!* BadassNormal: Brian. He burns down [[MarySue Joan's]] house, [[TakeThatScrappy insults her]], and saves Joan's [[SarcasmMode "abusive"]] father from her. Why? [[MemeticMutation Because he is the FBI and he can!]]

* BadassNormal: Brian. He burns down [[MarySue Joan's]] house, [[TakeThatScrappy insults her]], and saves Joan's [[SarcasmMode "abusive"]] father from her. Why? [[MemeticMutation Because he is the FBI and he can!]]

* {{Crowning Moment of Awesome}}: [[BadassNormal Brian]] [[PyroManiac burning down Joan's house]], [[TakeThatScrappy then calling her out on her hypocrisy]], and finishing off with uttering his unforgettable line, [[MemeticMutation "Because I am the FBI and I can."]] [[ManlyTears One tears up just thinking about it...]]
** [[TookALevelinBadass Edward splitting with Joan and finally realizing she's trouble]].
** Fanficion.net getting wise to her reposting her hatefilled crap and FINALLY kicking the bitch off the site!

* {{Death is Cheap}}: Did your ShallowLoveInterest just croak on you? [[WallBanger Just revive him, with the help of Christianity!]]

** It's got four chapters on FF.net, that is until it's taken down, again, for the billionth time.

* [[KeepCirculatingtheTapes Keep Reposting the Fic]]: Erin's [[SarcasmMode masterpieces]] keep being removed from FF.net due to being offensive. Though they remain untouched on DA, [[SpinOff Bellas Baby, Edward Secert, and the third and fourth chapters of Twilight World/Bible]] are only on FF.net at the moment.

* ProductPlacement: In her recent snarks, because she can't find any more ''[[{{YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries}} Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged]]'' episodes, Phoenix advertises her show.

* RedOniBlueOni: Tropers/PuzzleChick tends to read the story LITERALLY and make fun of its spelling, Phoenix tends to focus more on the plot points. [[Tropers/SkeksisGirl Skeksis]] just tends to go after the blatant homophobia, hypocrisy, and Antisemitism. [[Tropers/ZeniTheWonder Lyra]] tends to heavily rely on pictures, but ocassionally pokes fun of typos or vent frustrations over Erin expecting others to root for her when she acts like a possessive, abusive jerk.

** Cullen Boy (Soulja Boy)
** Two songs called Mary Sue (Barbie Girl)