History FanFic / BrewdeningLove

* CanadaEh: The [[ChurchofHappyology cultists]] who try to sacrifice Jacob for a satanic ritual live in Canada. [[PyroManiac Brian]] also moved from there. It's worth mentioning that Erin seems to think it's a city, not a country:
--> "Yesterday, " said brian. I moved hear frome Canada. Canada is a batter citey then Forks [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe thou]]." He told us.

* AdaptationExplanationExtrication: In Chapter 21, Victoria threatens to hurt Joan because of what happened to James. This is in reference to ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Eclipse]]'', where Victoria wants to avenge James's death, but in this story, James is alive and well... meaning she has no actual motive.

* DiminishingVillainThreat: Wait, who is [[Literature/{{Twilight}} James]] again?

--> -The author's not at the beginning of the first chapter

--> The beginning of [[https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-137395427 Brewdening Love]]. [[FromBadToWorse And it's all downhill from there.]]

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[[caption-width-right:332:True love, indeed.]]

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smithe]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

The story begins with Joan walking into her English class and suddenly noticing a boy named Edward whom she thinks looks like a god ([[ExactWords not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars]]). After giving a [[CostumePorn long description of herself]], she tries to flirt with him but he ignores her. Because he's incredibly sex-ah, she forgives him and decides that, because he is so hot, she wants to be his boyfriend. Yes, [[ThatCameOutWrong boyfriend]].

Edward continues to ignore her and she continues to [[StalkerWithACrush stalk]] [[StalkingIsLove him]], going so far as to chase him into the school car lot with him screaming at her to go away. While she contemplates the horrid thought that maybe he doesn't like her, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a bus appears out of nowhere and almost hits her]]. To the readers' dismay and chagrin, it does not flatten her; instead, a mysterious somebody, who she thinks was Edward because "there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!", saves her in the nick of time. She confronts him later and they magically fall in love.

But trouble is on the horizon as it is revealed that Edward is a VAMPIRE! As a devout Christian, Joan is worried. And that bit of potential conflict is shoved in the closet when Edward says that he is a "christina vampite" and therefore okay for her to date. Yeah.

The gripping epic follows their twu wuv as Jone encounters the rest of the Cullens, the problem vamtpie Jhams, and searches the entire country of [[CanadaEh Canada]] [[ArtisticLicenseGeography in twenty minutes]]. ''Damn'', that Volvo is fast.

Ousted off fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and problematic issues [[https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan here]].

* NeonSignHideout: What were the "[[TheMafia Volturi Mafia]]" [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs smoking]] when they used the seven wonders of the world to decorate their hideout?

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smithe]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

The story begins with Joan walking into her English class and suddenly noticing a boy named [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward]] (Edwerd, Edwad, Ward, etc.) whom she thinks looks like a god ([[ExactWords not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars]]). After giving a [[CostumePorn long description of herself]], she tries to flirt with him but he ignores her. Because he's incredibly sex-ah, she forgives him and decides that, because he is so hot, she wants to be his boyfriend. Yes, [[ThatCameOutWrong boyfriend]].

* TheAlcoholic: Mr. Smith.

* AuthorTract: A lot of it. If there's something out there that goes against the Bible, Erin ''will'' go out of her way to say it's wrong.

* TheFundamentalist: Joan. She's supposed to be an "ideal Christian".
* GreenEyedMonster: Joan, when anyone is around Edward.
* HateFic: The SpinOff ''Truelove Fight'' is this to Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.

* NoSexAllowed: Even though Joan clearly wants it.

* PyroManiac: Brian.

* {{Yandere}}: Joan.
* YouShallNotPass: [[DearNegativeReader "NO SINNARS ALLUWED TO READ IT OK. BECOISE THEY DON'T FALLOW THE LORDS WEIGHTS AND HIS TEECHINGS AND THEY AR TYING TO BRING THE DEVAL INTO MY LIF!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111"]]

The gripping epic follows their twu wuv as Jone encounters the rest of the Cullens, the problem vamtpie Jhams, [[CriticalResearchFailure and searches the entire country of]] [[CanadaEh Canada]] [[ArtisticLicenseGeography in twenty minutes]]. ''Damn'', that Volvo is fast.

Ousted off fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and UnfortunateImplications [[https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan here]].

* TheFundamentalist: Joan. [[UnfortunateImplications She's supposed to be an "ideal Christian".]]

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
--> But then I heard a noise, like a bus comming towards me. I looked around and saw...................................................................................A BIG BUS CUMING AT ME!1111

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

Edward continues to ignore her and she continues to [[StalkerWithACrush stalk]] [[StalkingIsLove him]], going so far as to chase him into the school car lot with him screaming at her to go away. While she contemplates horrid thought that maybe he doesn't like her, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a bus appears out of nowhere and almost hits her]]. To the readers' dismay and chagrin, it does not flatten her; instead, a mysterious somebody who she thinks was Edward because "there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!" saves her in the nick of time. She confronts him later and they magically fall in love.

But trouble is on the horizon as it is revealed that Edward is a VAMPTRE! As a devout Chrisnt, Joan is worried. And that bit of potential conflict is shoved in the closet when Edward says that he is a "christina vampite" and therefore okay for her to date. Yeah.

The gripping epic follows their twu wuv as Erin encounters the rest of the Cullens, the problem vamtpie Jhams, [[CriticalResearchFailure and searches the entire country of]] [[CanadaEh Canada]] [[ArtisticLicenseGeography in twenty minutes]]. ''Damn'', that Volvo is fast.

--> The beginning of [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/Brewdening-Love-137395427 Brewdening Love]]. [[FromBadToWorse And it's all downhill from there.]]

Ousted off of fanfiction.net for its spelling, grammar, and UnfortunateImplications [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/ here]].

** Oh so many times. Joan is called by her name almost as many times as she's been called Erin or Bella, or a pair of chapters where the names Erin, Joan and Jenny are mixed up. There's even a pair of author's notes where Erin calls herself Joan.

* BadassPreacher: The Pope is apparently ComicBook/{{Batman}}. His Pope Mobile "looks like the Bat Mobile but it's the Pope Mobile", rescues the protagonists after Victoria kills Edward (then resurrects him), and then fights the vampires alongside Jesus.

** Emmett and Edward try to incinerate James and Emmett, respectively, in order to kill them. The former shows up alive just fine moments after Emmett claimed to have burned him, while Edward succeeds (although Emmett is eventually ressurrected).

* AbortedArc: Some of the chapters start off at completely different places than where the last ones began. This has become more common recently.

* DatingWhatDaddyHates: Mr. Smith doesn't seem to approve of Joan dating Edward, but so far he hasn't actively done anything to put a stop to it.

* KillItWithFire: [[PyroManiac Brian's main strategy]].

* NewJobsAsThePlotDemands: Or rather, as Erin forgets. Joan's father has a different job each time (although he ends up being a lawyer twice).

* RidiculouslyFastConstruction: The Cullens rebuild Joan's home, which was burned down, in a single day.

''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''-esque fanfics. It stars the MarySue (specifically, she's a [[BlackHoleSue Black Hole]] RelationshipSue) [[OverlyLongName Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[RougeAnglesofSatin spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.

* OverlyLongName: What kind of self-respecting MarySue would Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith be if she didn't have one of these?

* BlackBestFriend:
** Becca. [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/My-friend-Becca-141603849 Oddly]], Erin actually colored her skin the literal color black, not the skin tone, until [[http://erinofthecullenclan.deviantart.com/art/BF4L-171994957 a later drawing]].
** Erin claims she's literally black because she's a "maury". It's not clear whether she's attempting to say "moor" or "Maori". Probably the latter, as in the comments of the first picture Erin says she's a "New Zealand Mouri".

* AbusiveParents: Joan's father... [[InformedFlaw at least, according to Erin]]. He mostly comes off as stern (not wanting Joan to go to Edward's home -or viceversa- without telling him, or constantly telling Joan to go to school), and is even eager to meet Joan's boyfriend when he finds out she has one.

* AerithAndBob: A case in Chapter 30. On one side, you have Joan, Edward, Jacob, Roselie, Becca, Jenny, Alice, and Emmett. In the other side, you have... Skegs, Firebird, Halohead, Pussle, Coger [=McCloud=], and Antispectacles, which not only sound odd for the name conventions of the story, let alone the original setting, but they are misspellings of the account names of people who criticized the story in previous chapters.