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* Wrestling/TrishStratus was [[BlatantLies the first woman wrestler ever]]. What's all this talk about [[Characters/WWEDivas the Fabulous Moolah]] winning the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Title]] back in 1956? Ok, yeah, sure there may have been women's wrestling matches years ago, but those women weren't ''[[InsistentTerminology Divas]]''. Trish Stratus was the first Diva. [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} We've]] [[BlatantLies never even]] [[CanonDiscontinuity heard of]] anyone named "Wrestling/{{Sable}}" or "Wrestling/{{Chyna}}", and what's this nonsense about someone named [[Characters/WWEDivas "Sunny"]] being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame? ''Before'' Trish was inducted? Impossible. Or that [[Characters/WWEDivas Terri Runnels]] ''[[TropeNamers introduced]]'' the word ''Divas'' into Wrestling/{{WWE}}'s lexicon back in 1999? Hell, Trish wasn't even with the company at that time, so that could not have happened. That's enough, you are banned from commenting on this website until you agree to toe the party line.

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* Wrestling/TrishStratus was [[BlatantLies the first woman wrestler ever]]. What's all this talk about [[Characters/WWEDivas the Fabulous Moolah]] Wrestling/TheFabulousMoolah winning the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html WWE Women's Title]] back in 1956? Ok, yeah, sure there may have been women's wrestling matches years ago, but those women weren't ''[[InsistentTerminology Divas]]''. Trish Stratus was the first Diva. [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} We've]] [[BlatantLies never even]] [[CanonDiscontinuity heard of]] anyone named "Wrestling/{{Sable}}" or "Wrestling/{{Chyna}}", and what's this nonsense about someone named [[Characters/WWEDivas [[Wrestling/TammyLynnSytch "Sunny"]] being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame? Wrestling/WWEHallOfFame? ''Before'' Trish was inducted? Impossible. Or that [[Characters/WWEDivas Terri Runnels]] Wrestling/TerriRunnels ''[[TropeNamers introduced]]'' the word ''Divas'' into Wrestling/{{WWE}}'s lexicon back in 1999? Hell, Trish wasn't even with the company at that time, so that could not have happened. That's enough, you are banned from commenting on this website until you agree to toe the party line.



** Likewise, every ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' is bigger and more memorable than the one that came before it.

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** Likewise, every ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' ''Wrestling/{{WrestleMania}}'' is bigger and more memorable than the one that came before it.


* ProWrestling is totally real! So real! None of it is fake! None of it ever could be faked!

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* ProWrestling ProfessionalWrestling is totally real! So real! None of it is fake! None of it ever could be faked!


* All Arabs are Muslims, and all Muslims are Arabs.
** And anyone who wears a turban is a Muslim. Sikhs don't exist.
** [[AllMythologyIsTrue Everything you've heard about Muslims on Fox News is true.]]

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* All Arabs are Muslims, Muslim, and all Muslims are Arabs.
AllMuslimsAreArab.
** And anyone who looks brown and wears a turban is a Muslim. Sikhs don't exist.
** [[AllMythologyIsTrue Everything you've heard about [[AlwaysChaoticEvil All Arabs and Muslims on Fox News is true.]]are]] [[MiddleEasternTerrorists terrorists]], just like Creator/FoxNews has told you.


** UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy was [[WhoShotJFK killed by multiple gunmen]], on the orders of TheMafia, UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson, {{UsefulNotes/CIA}}, {{UsefulNotes/KGB}}, {{UsefulNotes/Mossad}}, {{UsefulNotes/Cuba}}ns, Freemasons, aliens, and Jackie Kennedy[[note]]([[WomanScorned to punish her husband for his adultery]])[[/note]]. [[Website/TheOnion And he was]] [[https://www.theonion.com/november-22-1963-1819587981 shot 129 times from 43 different angles]].

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** UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy was [[WhoShotJFK killed by multiple gunmen]], on the orders of TheMafia, UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson, {{UsefulNotes/CIA}}, {{UsefulNotes/KGB}}, [[UsefulNotes/MoscowCentre KGB]], {{UsefulNotes/Mossad}}, {{UsefulNotes/Cuba}}ns, Freemasons, aliens, and Jackie Kennedy[[note]]([[WomanScorned to punish her husband for his adultery]])[[/note]]. [[Website/TheOnion And he was]] [[https://www.theonion.com/november-22-1963-1819587981 shot 129 times from 43 different angles]].


* God is a jealous god, and is [[RickRoll never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.]]

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* God is a jealous god, and is [[RickRoll [[JustForFun/{{Rickroll}} never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you.]]

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*A breed is a species, and Labradors and poodles can't have children.

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*Agnostics are just weak sauce Atheists.


** [[EfficientDisplacement When you land, you'll make a hole shaped exactly like yourself]].

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** [[EfficientDisplacement [[ImpactSilhouette When you land, you'll make a hole shaped exactly like yourself]].

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* [[DavidVersusGoliath David uses Slingshot against Goliath.]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} It's Super Effective!]]


* [[{{Animeland}} Japan]] is still bitter towards the US over losing UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo, and are retaliating by turning innocent white American children into rice-munching, cosplaying, Pokemon-playing otakus so that when they bomb Pearl Harbor again every American under the age of 25 will join in the overthrow of the US government. The GratuitousJapanese trope names on ThisVeryWiki is evidence of their scheme.

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* [[{{Animeland}} Japan]] is still bitter towards the US over losing UsefulNotes/WorldWarTwo, and are retaliating by turning innocent white American children into rice-munching, cosplaying, Pokemon-playing otakus so that when they bomb Pearl Harbor again every American under the age of 25 will join in the overthrow of the US government. The GratuitousJapanese trope names on ThisVeryWiki Wiki/ThisVeryWiki is evidence of their scheme.


* Archaeologists are not merely boring nerds who study history and anthropology. They're all {{badass| bookworm}} {{adventurer| archaeologist}}s who wear [[CoolHat brown fedoras]], discover lost cities, recover magical (usually cursed) artifacts, and they fight all kinds of villains.
** Archaeologists also tend to visit ancient temples, which are always filled with vast caches of treasure, and are protected by booby traps that somehow still work after many centuries.

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* Archaeologists are not merely boring nerds who only study history and anthropology. They're all {{badass| bookworm}} {{adventurer| archaeologist}}s who wear [[CoolHat brown fedoras]], discover [[LostWorld lost cities, cities]], recover magical (usually cursed) artifacts, {{curse}}d) [[MacGuffin artifacts]], and they fight all kinds of villains.
** Archaeologists also tend to visit [[TempleOfDoom ancient temples, temples]], which are always filled with vast caches of treasure, {{treasure|Tropes}}, and are protected by [[DurableDeathtrap booby traps that somehow still work after many centuries.centuries]].

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* Whatever is currently considered scientifically accurate about dinosaurs will never change. Paleontologists in the past with different ideas about dinosaurs were idiots.
** By 2050, dinosaur nerds will be laughing at the silly 2010's with their feathered dinosaurs. Didn't they know dinosaurs had hair and breathed fire? Idiots.


* Music is entirely about emotion, and good musicians are passionate ones. Music theory doesn't exist.


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* Music is entirely about emotion, and good musicians are passionate ones. Music theory doesn't exist.
* Anybody who listens to classical music is either a nerd or a snob. [[AtTheOperaTonight People who attend classical concerts and operas only do so because it's "cultured" and "fashionable".]]
* People who study music theory are both nerds ''and'' snobs, especially if they study classical techniques such as voice leading and harmonic phrasing. If they think that your [[ThreeChordsAndTheTruth three chord]] SillyLoveSong is unoriginal, or your [[TrueArtIsAngsty angsty]] BreakUpSong [[TheFourChordsOfPop that endlessly repeats the same four chords with little variation]] is boring and trite, you should remind them that it's not the content of the music, but the context and emotions backing it that's important.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy. [[JuliusBeethovenDaVinci He was also Gaius Julius Caesar and Leonardo da Vinci.]]
* Music/RichardWagner's music is not worth listening to, [[HitlerAteSugar since he was a proto-Nazi and Hitler liked his works]].
** [[MusicToInvadePolandTo The only context in which "The Flight of the Valkyries" is worth listening to is during combined tank and aerial warfare.]]


* [[HospitalHottie Nurses are always sexy, no matter what]]. [[NightmareFuel Unless they're the Joker in drag]]. [[FetishFuel Even then, some people may still find it sexy]].

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* [[HospitalHottie Nurses are always sexy, no matter what]]. [[NightmareFuel Unless they're the Joker in drag]]. [[FetishFuel Even then, some people may still find it sexy]].sexy.


* Everything that has ever happened in the history of mankind is the result of an {{ancient| conspiracy}} {{government| conspiracy}} {{conspiracy| theory}}!

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* Everything that has ever happened in the history of mankind is the result of an {{ancient| conspiracy}} {{government| conspiracy}} {{conspiracy| UsefulNotes/{{conspiracy| theory}}!

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