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This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[Administrivia/NotATrope pointless]], far too [[YMMV.HomePage subjective]], ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike, or Administrivia/TheSameButMore.

* TropesThatWillNeverHappen/ViolatesUnwrittenContentPolicy

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* TropesThatWillNeverHappen/SillyPuns, Often on Other Trope Names

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[[folder:Too Universal]]

%comment% We probably already have a bunch of these as indexes.

* Walking Through A Doorway - SeenItAMillionTimes and TruthInTelevision
* BreathingOxygen - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[SuperNotDrowningSkills tropes in]] [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace their own right]].
* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Franchise/StarTrek Teleporter Accidents]] and {{telefrag}}s do not count,)
** [[RealityIsUnrealistic Subverted]] by Quantum Mechanics (by bosons).
* One Object Cannot Be In Two Places
** Also subverted by Copenhagen quantum mechanics, but not other interpretations where a particle only is at one place a time.
* [[OlderThanDirt Older than a newborn]]
** [[OlderThanDirt Younger than dirt]].
* Time Always Moves Forward
** [[TimeTravel Rea]][[TemporalParadox lly]][[TimeyWimeyBall ?]]
*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.
** [[Film/{{Memento}} Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks.
*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''
** [[http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some]] [[http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists]], [[http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers]], and [[http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious]] [[http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals]] strongly disagree.
** One [[http://earthprime.com/episode-guide/as-time-goes-by.html episode of Sliders]] disagrees - on that Earth, time itself moves backwards and the protagonists are still moving forwards.
* [[DudeLooksLikeALady Gal Looks Like A Lady]]
** [[TestosteronePoisoning Guy Looks Like A Dude]]
* Small And Completely Inconsequential Bugs (like sprite flickering)
* Three-Dimensional Euclidean Geometry
** [[RealityIsUnrealistic Subverted]] by General Relativity and by [[EpilepticTrees string theory]].
* The Word "The" (except in SpellMyNameWithAThe)
** Subverted by [[UsefulNotes/GrammarInForeignLanguages a bunch of languages]].
* Didnt Get TheCall, Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call
** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.
* People Sit On Chairs
* TheCall Doesn't Want To Contact You And You Don't Really Want To Be Contacted Either And Later TheCall Calls Someone Who Wants To Be Called
* [[TheBadGuyWins The Bad Guy Fails]]
** The Bad Guy Dies, with subtropes DisneyVillainDeath and DeathEqualsRedemption
** The Bad Guy Fails High School
** The Bad Guy [[ArtisticLicensePhysics Fails Physics Forever]]
* [[OlderThanTheyLook Really As Old As They Look]]
** and its sister trope, [[YoungerThanTheyLook Really As Young As They Look]].
** [[OlderThanTheyThink Exactly As Old As They Think]]
* [[PornWithoutPlot Porn With Porn]]
** Plot With Plot
* Moderately Hard Difficulty
** [[NintendoHard Nintendo Wii Hard?]]
* Steam, of a [[{{Steam}} non-gaming platform]] AND [[SteamPunk non-punk]] kind.
** I'll be surprised if there isn't a trope about steam vents as obstacles in games.
* [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay Windmills Actually Do Work That Way]]
* Everyday Clothing
** It'd be a supertrope of NotWearingTights (for superheroes) and CustomUniform (for plain clothes detectives).
* Pressing the Start Button
** Averted by the {{Wii}}, which lacks a Start button. Generally "+" is pause, and title screens use "press A+B" or "press any button".
** Inverted with Windows, which requires you press the "Start" button in order to shut down.[[note]]Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things.[[/note]]
** The Commodore 64 has no Start key or button.
* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love
* The Slapwankles Tetra-Inversion Principle:
-->'''[[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Tom Siddell]]:''' It's when a character says something to another character in a story, and then later a different character says a thing that has nothing to do with that other thing.
* Eating Food
* Nose
** We have tropes for exaggerations (GagNose) and aversions (TheNoseless).
* List Of Series That Have Characters
* [[MostWritersAreHuman Most Writers Are Literate]]
** Aversion: Main/MyImmortal
*** ''Functionally'' literate.
**** Fghk ghk hgkjblj hj bghjkbk?
** Unless [[Creator/StephenColbert they]] dictate into a recorder over Columbus Day weekend instead.
* [[TalkingAnimal Talking Humans]] -or- Opening That Giant Hole In Your Face And Having Words And Sounds Come Out
** Played with in various ways: TheSpeechless, TheVoiceless, and TheUnintelligible.
* [[CallASmeerpARabbit Call a Rabbit a Rabbit]]
** Call a Smeerp a Smeerp
** [[HorseOfADifferentColour A Horse Of A Color]]
*** That Dog Has Fleas!
* People Who Can Spell Their Own Names
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqWK85gJaxc People Who Were Being Trained To Conquer Galaxies While Others Were Taught To Spell Their Own Names]]
* Flip A Switch, The Light Comes On
** Subverted in power cuts
* Use Of Solid, Liquid, and Gaseous Matter -or- Materials Made Of Atoms
** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.
** [[EpilepticTrees Is light a]] [[ZigZaggingTrope wave or a particle]]?
*** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]
** Averted in {{Cyberspace}}.
* Standing On A Planet
** Averted in works set on GenerationShips.
* I Have A Face
** Subverted by [[TheManWithoutAFace Mel Gibson]]?
** Invoked in cases of MyEyesAreUpHere.
* Women Have Boobs
** KeepAbreastOfThisIndex?
*** In Real Life, Women Don't Look [[GenericCuteness Like Anime]]
**** [[BigNo NOOOO!]] Say it's not so!
** [[ACupAngst A]]''[[PetitePride -hem.]]''
*** Not really, they still have boobs. Only... not as... ''[[MostCommonSuperpower common]]''.
** You're also forgetting trans women who have not/will not get breast implants or hormone therapy.
* Moving
* Blinking
** EyeTropes has a few, but not OnceForYesTwiceForNo.
* Existing
* Combustion Fuel
** Zoidberg Fuel
** [[ResourceWar Combustion Fuel as a]] MacGuffin
* My Lower Body From My Waist To My Ankles In My Pants
** [[Creator/MontyPython I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]
** [[Music/TheBeatles He got feet down below his knees..]]
** Aversions include some examples of InspirationallyDisadvantaged, SorryBillyButYouJustDontHaveLegs, and BizarreAlienLocomotion.
* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive
* [[PuritySue Mediocrity Sue]]
** Realistically Flawed Sue
** [[JustForPun Lawsuit Sue]]
** Runaround Sue
* The Fred
** [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423 That's what you think.]]
** Precedent: JackAttack was [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1315914034023323900&page=0 cut]].
* Gravity
** Inverted in ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy''.
** Zig-zagged in ''VideoGame/{{VVVVVV}}'' and in ''VideoGame/MegaMan5''.
** It might make an index, given all the related tropes in the lead of ArtificialGravity.
* [[GravityIsAHarshSeamstress Gravity Is Not A Seamstress, Harsh Or Otherwise]]
** [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Gravity Is Not A Mistress, Harsh Or Otherwise]]
** [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Gravity Is]] A Harsh {{Dominatrix}}
* Adrenaline Brigade Bait
** See NightmareFuel.
** Dopamine Brigade Bait
** We do have [[LightEmUp Melatonin Brigade Bait]], [[FoodPorn Insulin Brigade Bait]], and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Serotonin Brigade Bait]].
** Endorphin Brigade Bait
** [[OverlyLongGag Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]
** [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Tetrahydrocannabinol Brigade Bait]]
** [[Creator/IsaacAsimov Thiotimoline]] Brigade Bait
* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released
** Double subverted with ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' and anything else {{Uncanceled}}.
* [[RealLifeWritesThePlot Imagination Writes The Plot]]
* Smarter than [[TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]]
** Dumber than [[AlbertEinstein Einstein]]
*** Inverted with [[TheSimpsons Martin Prince]]. Einstein's IQ is 160, while Martin's IQ is 216.
* Movement
** Inertia
* I Know The Limits of My Own Abilities
* Bog-Standard Protagonist
* Plain As A Pikestaff
* Touching an Item with Any Part Of The Character Or Machine Results of it Being Picked up in Video Games
** Subverted by ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy'': "YOU JUMPED ONTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!"
** Subverted by most {{RPG}}s -- you have to push a button to pick things up.
* If I Set This Match Alight, It May Burn
* [[TheOldestOnesInTheBook Older Than Fusion Power]]
** If TVTropes lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.
** The Sun would like a word with you, as would its many older cousins. So, how about [[NewerThanTheyThink Newer Than Fusion Power]]?
** Older Than FasterThanLightTravel
*** Both could have in-universe examples.
** Older Than TimeTravel
*** [[TimeyWimeyBall But if a human]] [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble has/will have]] [[TimeyWimeyBall travelled to the past beyond our subjective present, than modern works aren't technically]] Older Than TimeTravel... [[AustinPowers I've gone cross-eyed]].
** Older Than Things That Are Younger Than It
* Dead Historical Figures
* People Who Aren't Dead
** People Who [[Literature/{{Discworld}} AREN'T DEAD]]
** [[Film/TheOthers WE'RE NOT DEAD!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I feel happy! I feel happy!]]
* [[PetTheDog Feed the Dog]]
** [[DoctorSteel Feed the hamster, feed the hamster, yeah!]]
* [[EvilIsNotMean Evil Is Not Good]]
** [[GoodIsNotNice Good Is Not Evil]]
** [[DarkIsNotEvil Dark Is Not Light]]
*** See CaptainObvious
* [[DarthWiki/TropesThatWillNeverHappen Tropes That Have Already Happened]]
** RealLife
* Works That Have An Author
** Works That Don't Exist Because The Person Destined to Become Their Author Decided To Become A Postman Instead
*** [[ComicBook/TheSandman Dream]] has a library full of these.
* All First-Person Games Include Killing
** Aversions (NonviolentFirstPersonGame?) include ''VideoGame/{{Myst}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'', and simulators of paintball and laser tag.
* Banned In North Korean Concentration Camps
** Banned In A Media-less Vacuum
* Most Women Are Female
** [[{{GIRL}} A Few Women Are Female, The Rest Are Definitely Men]]
* Older Than Something That Came After It
** [[MindScrew Younger Than Something That Came After It]]
*** Possible in real life thanks to special relativity.
* Memes That Failed To Catch On
** In a sense, ''DinoRiders''; didn't catch on as a series, but did later become a meme.
** ForcedMeme, perhaps?
* [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Even The Guys]] [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer Want Her]]
** Even The Girls Want Him
* Everybody Has Lots of Something
** Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
* Space Has Stars
** In fact, it was [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey full of stars]] until [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy the King of All Cosmos broke them all.]]
* [[UnreliableNarrator Unreliable Reliable Narrator]] (How to explain the Third Person Limited point of view.)
* [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Vaguely Similar To What It Says On The Tin]]
** Presumably What It Says On The Tin, But We Haven't Opened It So There's No Way To Know For Sure
** [[ShapedLikeItself Shaped Unlike Itself]]
* [[PhysicalGod Physical Dog]]
* [[UnwinnableByDesign Winnable By Design]]
* Words With Spaces Between Them
** Averted in some languages
** Letters With Tiny Spaces Between Them
** ...And/Or Visual Representations And/Or Sound
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of]] [[{{Superman}} Jimmy Olsen]] Getting Superpowers Only To Have Them Vanish At The End Of The Issue
** [[SuperDickery Take a shot.]]
** TwentyFourHourSuperpowers
* [[ActingForTwo Acting For One]]
** [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Acting For Zero]]
* The Sky is Blue
** Except sometimes, when it's an AlienSky.
* Carbon Based Terrestrial Lifeforms
* Anterograde Motion
* [[BewareTheNiceOnes Beware The]] ObviouslyEvil Ones
* [[CompleteMonster Incomplete Monster]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings This is awful... You're just some incomplete monster...]]
** When a monster feels psychologically incomplete because he derives no joy from doing the "monstery" things [[AlwaysChaoticEvil associated with his race]], it's MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch.
* Politicians that Lie: Cited as an example of something that might be too PSOC to trope in [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1330364315032430200&page=4#76 this forum post]].
* [[AllAnimalsAreDogs All Dogs Are Animals]]
* [[WaterIsAir Water Is Not Air]]
** Subverted in TowerOfGod, where the air is literally magic water.
* [[AliensSpeakingEnglish Americans Speaking English]]
** Barely, especially one's ImmigrantParents
** English Speaking English
*** Also barely, with [[BritishAccents some accents, especially Geordie]]
** People Speaking Their Own Language
* [[SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]
** Caused by RealityIsUnrealistic, TheCoconutEffect (if it's night, the stars should be out) or RuleOfCool.
* Tuning A Tuning Fork
** This is done with a tuning fork tuning fork, which has to be tuned with a tuning fork tuning fork tuning fork.
*** [[MemeticMutation Yo dawg, I heard you like tuning forks, so I put a tuning fork in your tuning fork, so you can tune while you tune.]]
* Toenail Cutting
** Cut Toe Nailing
** Is it the same as [[IBrokeANail toenail breaking]]?
* A Story With Tropes
** The opposite of TheTropelessTale
** Exaggerated when it's {{Troperiffic}}.
* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay
* [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs People Brushing Their Teeth]]
** [[{{LightNovel/Bakemonogatari}} There's a fetish for everything.]]
* [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Guy On Girl Is Hot]]
** Guy On Girl Is Het
** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het
** Would this be Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs for porn?
* Zeno's RPG - An RPG where leveling goes briskly in the beginning until finally slowing down to a crawl.
** Zeno's MMORPG
** Zeno's FPS (the bullets never quite reach their targets).
** Zeno's Tower Defense (delays between attacks double in length every round).
* [[ThisIndexIsNotAnExample This Index Is An Example]] - basically all trope namers that are examples.
* Money For Something
* [[DireStraits And Chicks For]] Time, Money, Care, Love And A Sense Of Humour, ([[AllGirlsWantBadBoys Or For Being]] [[BastardBoyfriend A Bastard]]).
* [[TooDumbToLive Intelligent Enough to Live]]
* [[RealLifeWritesThePlot Writers Write The Plot]]
** Except in cases of RealLifeWritesThePlot, ExecutiveMeddling, DubInducedPlotHole (Translators Miswrite The Plot), WagTheDirector and surely others.
** SecondLife Writes The Plot
** Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot
*** MyImmortal
* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains
** Only averted by natives of UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}}.
* Shining Yellow Orb In The Sky
** Averted by sunset and by any story taking place [[TropesInSpace IN SPACE]].
* Children Are Smaller Than Adults
** We do have TeensAreShort, which is about when this wrong. But we don't yet have one about exaggerations, such as school age kids being less half the height of adults.
** Children Are Younger Than Adults
* The Alien is An Alien
* [[IncurableCoughOfDeath The Man Who Had A Cough]] [[ThatMitchellAndWebbLook And It's Just A Cough And He's Fine]]
* [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I Did What I Didn't Really Have To Do, But Really Wanted To]]
** ItAmusedMe
* One Game for the Price of One
** Increasingly averted with DLC.
* Greetings!
* [[spoiler:Censorship]]
** Sensorship
** Censor-shipping: when MoralGuardians meet and fall in love.
** [[ProductPlacement Sponsorship]]
* Heroes Vs. Villains
* {{Animesque}}/Anime and Manga
* [[TheSimpsons Liminal Advertising]]
* [[NearlyNormalAnimal Truly Normal Animal]]
* [[GoodIsNotNice Evil Is Not Nice]]
** [[EvilIsNotMean Good Is Not Mean]]
* [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Spell My Name With A Letter]]
** Briefly subverted by {{Prince}}.
** Spell My Name The Same Way That Its Normally Spelled
* [[RealTrailerFakeMovie Real Trailer Real Movie]]
* [[FateWorseThanDeath Fate Better Than Death]]
* [[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere Ordinary-Sized Regular Flea From Nowhere]]
** Ordinary-Sized Regular Flea From Somewhere
** Ordinary-Sized Regular Fleas From Everywhere
** Giant Nowhere Flea From Space
** [[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat Flee From Giant Flea From Space]]
* Everyone Wears Underwear
** aversions include going commando.
* [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks It's Terrible, Now It Sucks.]]
* [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]
** That might happen.
--> "''Alright, I see your quarter and raise you a stick of gum''."
--> "''Ooh, high roller!''"
* [[EveryCarIsAPinto Every Pinto Is A Car]]
** Unless it's a horse or a bean.
* [[SoBeautifulItsACurse So Ugly, It's A Curse]]
* [[PottyFailure Potty Success]]
** Do we have a trope for the feeling of incredible relief when you make it to the toilet just in time?
* Possible, But Quite Hard To Pull Off
** Within The Possible
* Someone Helping You Learn Your New Power
* [[BadassNormal Regular-Ass Normal]]
* [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep His Name Isn't Really Barkeep]]
* [[ThirdPersonPerson First Person Person]]
* [[{{Omniglot}} Monoglot]]
* RealityEnsues[=/=]RealLife
* [[CrackIsCheaper Crack Is More Expensive]]
* [[UnorthodoxReload Orthodox Reload]]
** Orthodoxy: Reloaded
* [[EasierThanEasy Easier th]][[HarderThanHard an Hard]]
* [[RealityIsUnrealistic Reality Is Realistic]]
* [[BaldOfEvil Bald of Baldness]]
* [[RougeAnglesofSatin Rogue Angels of Satan]], a trope for completely correct spelling.
* Rape Is Okay When It Is Consensual
* [[MusicalEpisode Non-Musical Episode]]
* Big Breasted Girl
* [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Innocently Clothed Girl]]
* [[BadBadActing Actors Acting The Way They Were Trained To]]
** Correct Line Reading Reel
* [[SpeciesSurname Animals Without Surnames]]
* [[ShowWithinAShow Show Not Within a Show]]
** Show Outside Of A Show
** Show Within Itself
* [[KillItWithFire Kill It With Bullets]]
* Dead Animals As Food
* [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex Anatomically Easy Sex]]
* Conflict As Drama
* [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking Authority Equals Power]]
* [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Fixing It Hero]]
* [[FasterThanLightTravel Slower Than Light Travel]]
* [[TrailersAlwaysLie Trailers Often Tell The Truth]]
* [[TrailersAlwaysSpoil Trailers Don't Usually Spoil]]
* [[NamesTheSame Name's Not The Same]]
** Because we need to catalog instances of two or more famous people being easy to distinguish from one another. 19th Century physicist '''James Clerk Maxwell''' is not to be confused, ever, with ''{{Scrubs}}'' actress '''Sarah Chalke'''.
* [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Germans Love]] {{Kraftwerk}}
* [[CoitusEnsues Coitus Doesn't Ensue On This Disney Channel Show]]
* [[MsFanservice Ms. Average Looking Girl]]
* Cat Making a Meowing Noise
** Dog Making a Barking Noise
* [[IFellForHours I Fell For Seconds]]
* [[RootingForTheEmpire Rooting For The Rebels]]
* [[OppositeSexClone Same Sex Clone]]
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[[folder:Too Obscure/Bizarre]]
* [[DeathNote Light Yagami]] [[LightIsNotGood is Not Good]]
* [[FetishFuel Fetus Fuel]]
* [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief The Unwilling Suspension of Belief]]
* [[BileFascination Bile Fornication]]
* [[LawfulGood Falafel Good]], [[LawfulNeutral Falafel Neutral]], and [[LawfulEvil Falafel Evil]]
** BlueAndOrangeMorality
* [[IncrediblyLamePun Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.]]
* [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs People Sit On Spikes]]
** [[ChairsSitOnPeople Spikes Sit On People]]
* [[OneMarioLimit One]] {{Fabio}} [[OneMarioLimit Limit]]
** The limit of MrFanservice characters that can be used in a series?
* [[OneMarioLimit One Ed Limit]]
* [[OneSteveLimit Fifteen Steves Limit]]
* [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Moment of Heartworming]]
** At least, [[{{Squick}} let's hope not]].
--> [[TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]]: …And when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, it was the happiest day of my life.
* [[FateWorseThanDeath Face Worse Than Death]]
** EldritchAbomination?
** BrownNote
** NightmareFace
* Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.
* TVTropes Enhanced My Vocabulary
* Mind Chastity
* [[StuartAshen Malensky Trifle]]
* The Walrus Was Not Paul
** The Walrus Was John All Along
** The Walrus was [[MinnieTheMoocher Cab Calloway]]
** The Taxman Was George
** This Boy Was Ringo
** The Ocean Child Was Yoko
** Hey Jude Was Julian
** Sadie Was The Maharishi
** The Nowhere Man Was [[YellowSubmarine Jeremy]]
*** The Nowhere Man Was [[TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]]
** The Walrus Was [[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Rotor]]
** The Walrus Was [[MythBusters Jamie]]
** The Walrus was The Nowhereman was The Taxman was The Ocean Child was Hey Jude was Sadie was Zoidberg was Rotor was Metalgreymon
* [[DrSeuss Green Eggs And Ham]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Is A Harsh Mistress]]
* [[BigBrotherIsWatching You Are Watching Big Brother]]
** InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou
** ''BigBrother''
* [[SoBadItsGood So Good It's Bad]]
** AwesomenessWithdrawal, where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.
** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''SpiritedAway''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"
* ShowWithinAShow [[OverlyLongGag Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]]
** [[MemeticMutation Yeah,]] [[OverusedRunningGag yeah,]] [[{{Inception}} we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]]
** [[ShowWithinAShow Show Within A]] [[SoapWithinAShow Soap Within A]] [[ShowWithinAShow Show Within A]] [[SoapWithinAShow Soap Within A]] [[ShowWithinAShow Show Within A]] [[SoapWithinAShow Soap Within A]] Show Within A NestedStory (Within A...)
** Something like that happens in ''DarthsAndDroids'' in fact.
* [[OopsIForgotToUseThePill Oops, I Forgot To Use The Condom/Vasectomy]]
** ''CheaperByTheDozen'', of the "turns out vasectomies ''aren't'' instantly effective" variety.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail Staying Alive Forever]]
** Also falls under too broad, as it applies to, well...
** You Fail "[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]" Forever
*** "[[TheMeanBrit Troper, I thought it was horrendous.]]"
** TooDumbToLive
* List of Series That Don't Use Tropes
** This might work...
*** But then, if this is a trope, wouldn't series who don't use tropes thereby use a trope and thereby disqualify for Don't Use Tropes?
*** Simple: Instead of a {{Trope}}, we call it a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russells_paradox Group]].
*** How about a Grope?
*** [[strike:Don't Mind If I Do!]] Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?
** TheTropelessTale
* [[YouKnowThatThingWhere The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]]
** HeyItsThatGuy or YouKnowThatShow? [[Series/TheColbertReport Pick a side, we're at war]].
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?
* [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Girl on Girl is Shot]]
** [[IncrediblyLamePun Girl on barbecue is hot]]
*** [[OverlyLongGag Girl on hot is Girl]]
** [[StalkerWithACrush Girl on Lunch Break is Hot]]
** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Girl on Crack is Hot]]
** [[TheProblemWithPenIsland Girl on Girl I Shot]]?
*** Sounds like HeteronormativeCrusader, to be honest.
** Sounds like DeathBySex [[AC:with lesbians!]]
*** Or more specifically, BuryYourGays.
** If you move the mental break two words to the left, it sounds like assisted {{necrophilia}}.
* Dying Without Any Special Add Ons Bonuses Or Other Unique Or Cliched Stuff
** Wouldn't that be a form of RealityEnsues?
*** No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.
* Good Is Tactically and Technically Efficient
** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.
*** CrapsackWorld
* Everything's Better With Buttered Shark Fins
** [[ThisIsSpinalTap Shark sandwiches]] are!
* Tulip Immunity
* No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert
* All Novelists Are Sane
** For a given value of sane.
* [[{{Jerkass}} Ass Jerk]]
** AssPull
* [[BilingualBonus Monolingual Bonus]]
** SeparatedByACommonLanguage or really heavy accents.
* Nothing Going Wrong Ever
** Sounds related to GodModeSue.
** One Or Two Things Going Wrong In A Manageable Way
* Your Cousins as a Gateway Drug.
** Inverted [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1301 here]].
** YourMom Is A Gateway Drug
*** YourMom's A Trope
* [[MostCommonSuperpower Least Common Superpower:]] A power that only one character has, for a few seconds, after which it's taken from him and no one ever has that power again. Not even in other stories, films, or books.
* [[BlackComedy Undead Baby Comedy]]
** Someone has never seen {{Braindead}}.
** Immortal Baby Comedy
*** Or the ''Film/DawnOfTheDead2004'' remake.
** Immoral Baby Comedy
*** EnfantTerrible
** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy
*** Eh, ''{{Rugrats}}''?
* [[HundredPercentApprovalRating 100% Apathy Rating.]]
** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.
** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.
* [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating 86.5% Approval Rating]]
** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating
** 0% Percent Approval of Raping
** 147.964% Disapproval Salad
** EightPointEight Percent Approval Rating
* World Without Strawmen - aka {{Utopia}}
** World Without A Strawman
** The Death Of Strawman
* Straw {{Strawman}}ttv
** Like accusing someone of using a Strawman as part of your Strawman?
*** Yo dawg...
** ''JesusAndMo'' gives us a [[http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/10/08/straw/ Straw Straw Strawman]]
* [[StrawFeminist Straw Nazist]]
* [[KillItWithFire Kill Your Strawman With Fire]]
* Is It Just Me Or Does This Smell Of Cheese?
* [[SquirrelsInMyPants Prologue In My Pants]]
* [[SquirrelsInMyPants Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants]]
** Epilogue In My Pants, Monolouge In My Pants, Soliliquy In My Pants, Rap In My Pants, Sibilance In My Pants, Alligator In My Pants...
* Retreating Wall Of Shyness
** What about this [[http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]]?
** [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs Non-Moving Wall of Non-Sentience]]
** [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Non-Visible Wall You Can't Touch]]
* Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You
** TabletopGame/ChangelingTheLost
* Bitchslapped By Vorlons
** Sounds like CursedWithAwesome to me.
** Stared At Creepily By Vorlons
* Our Anti-tank rounds are different
* Big Gol
* The Sound Of One Hand Fapping
** ADateWithRosiePalms
* I Put On My [[RobeAndWizardHat Robe And]] [[DracoInLeatherPants Leather Pants]]
* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"
** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.
* [[MarySue Cthulhu Sue]]: [[{{ItIsPronouncedTro-PAY}} Pronounced]] [[SublimeRhyme Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of MarySue and [[UpToEleven increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[LiteralMetaphor metaphoric]] [[EldritchAbomination cosmic horror]] in its own right.
** [[TabletopGame/ChangelingTheLost The True Fae.]]
** [[Main/MyImmortal We already have this]].
** How is Cthulsue not entirely possible?
*** CrackPairing
* [[ChainsawGood Chainsaw]] Neutral, Chainsaw Evil
** [[GatlingGood Gatling]] Neutral, Gatling Evil
*** Chainsaw [[LawfulStupidChaoticStupid Stupid]], Gatling [[LawfulStupidChaoticStupid Stupid]]
** [[TankGoodness Tank]] Neutralness, Tank Evilness
** [[WhipItGood Whip It]] Neutral, Whip It Evil
* И, [[XJustX Just]] И
** This would be a good alternate name for TheBackwardsR, actually.
*** But impossible to search.
**** You are weak.
* [[ThirdPersonPerson Second Person Person]]
** A lot of people do this occasionally. You've probably told yourself "Okay, you can do this!" at least once in your life.
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco In Leather Depends]]
** [[ThatsGottaHurt That's Gotta Chafe]]
* OurVampiresAreDifferent When Convenient
** InformedAttribute?
** ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''?
*** I thought that was OurVampiresSuck.
**** Not sure if [[TakeThat Take That]] or [[IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Pun]]
* [[OurMonstersAreDifferent Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]
* Our Monsters Are Different In Some Ways But Alike In Others
** Would probably fit under DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment.
* [[SelfDemonstratingArticle Non-Self-Demonstrating Trope]]
* Not Demonstrable Trope
** ''OnaniMasterKurosawa''.
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail]] [[SpaceWhale Astrozo]][[Literature/{{Discworld}} ology]] Forever
** "Never" is a bit harsh.
* [[ArtisticLicense You fail Theoretical Xenobiology Forever.]]
** Following ''Film/{{Avatar}}'', how do we not have this?
* [[ArtisticLicense You Fail Digestion Forever]]
** Someone's obviously never been to a vorarephilia website.
*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?
* [[ArtisticLicense You]] [[YouHaveFailedMe Fail]] The EvilOverlord Forever
** TheBlofeldPloy? KilledOffForReal?
* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal
** WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs?
** VillainsOutShopping
*** And ParanoiaGambit. [[Webcomic/{{Freefall}} Already here]].
*** Also NotMeThisTime.
* {{Gambit|Pileup}} [[{{Pokemon}} Piplup]]
* [[GambitRoulette Xanatos Poker]]
** Xanatos Twister
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]]
** You Fail Biology, But Then Retake It And Pass, Which We Knew You Could Do If You Just Applied Yourself
** Given how quickly biological ScienceMarchesOn, surely someone who got lucky and was later proven right.
* [[BeavisAndButthead I Have The Power Supreme]]
* [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Names To]] [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Icecar]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Away From Really Fast]]
* [[ArtisticLicenseBiology You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]
* [[TheCallKnowsWhereYouLive The Call Blew Up Your]] [[WouldHurtAChild Neighbor's Kid]] [[RapeAsABackstory and threatened to Rape]] [[WomenInRefrigerators your Girlfriend.]]
* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[MostWritersAreMale Male]], [[MostWritersAreAdults Adults]], [[MostWritersAreHuman Human]] Nor [[MostWritersAreWriters Writers]]
** ''MyImmortal''
** List Of Writers Who Are [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Abominations]]
*** '''''MyImmortal'''''
* Low Calorie Diet SugarWiki
** No Added SugarWiki
** Nutrasweet Wiki
** Splenda Wiki
** Maple Sugar Wiki (Canadian)
** Honey Wiki (it's all natural!)
** Watermelon Sugar Wiki (too much Creator/RichardBrautigan)
* [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs This Is Xanatos On Drugs]]
** This desperately needs to be an actual work.
** Drunk Vetinari in ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals''?
* Everything's Better With Ham-Flavored Jell-O
* [[ThisTroper This Non-Troper]]
* [[TropesAreNotGood Tropes Are]] [[TropesAreNotBad Not Neutral]]
** Tropes Are Not Natural
* Nothing Material Or Immaterial Exists, Has Ever Existed, Or Ever Will Exist Anywhere, Anytime And In Any Sense
* [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)
** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?
*** Oh, I know! Someone goes on the RuleThirtyFour page, gets aroused from the links, and then has sex. Though who, exactly, would [[RuleThirtyFour get]] [[NaughtyTentacles off]] [[{{Lolicon}} to]] [[{{Shotacon}} some]] [[RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale of]] [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale this]] [[{{Squick}} shit]] and be capable of getting laid?
** TVTropes [[BrownNote Will End Your Life]]
*** TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou.
** TVTropes will make you wealthy and successful.
*** What if a {{Troper}} becomes or is a successful, critically acclaimed writer?
** TV Tropes Will Have No Measurable Impact On Your Quality Of Life
* [[CoolBicycle Cool Tricycle]]
** BadAss Unicycle of Doom
*** Demolishor, ''RevengeOfTheFallen'', robot mode.
*** ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': Unireal Air.
** Actually, I thought [[TransformersCybertron Crumplezone]] was cool..
* {{Yandere}} [[XMeetsY meets]] {{Yandere}}
** Again, desperately needs to be an actual work.
*** ''Series/DegrassiTheNextGeneration'', Peter/Emma/Sean love triangle.
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCalamityTrigger Jin Kisaragi vs. Nu-13]]
*** The Wheel of Fate is Turning.
*** Rebel One. Action!
*** Counter.
*** Counter.
*** Counter.
*** Rapid.
*** Counter.
*** Distortion Finish!
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryozoa Bryozoomorphic]] [[AnthropomorphicPersonification Personification]]
* A Nonexistent Trope That Is Very Common Throughout Non-Fiction
** People Get Minor Illnesses and Aren't Really Inconvenienced by Them
* AudienceSurrogate BaitAndSwitch
** That might be a form of TomatoSurprise
* Cholecystokinin Brigade Bait
* Cool Middle-Aged Guy.
* Cocytus Counterpart - Any frozen lake deliberately used to [[DivineComedy underscore characters betraying each other.]]
* [[CrapsaccharineWorld Saccharinecrap World]] - A seemingly dark or grim world/land that is actually great place to live.
** DarkIsNotEvil, applied to places?
** We got AHellOfATime. Does that work?
* Ate TheCall
** "[[{{Blackadder}} We did not shoot that delicious pigeon!]]"
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html with just a little pepper, the rest is natural flavor]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo This]]
* StalkerWithACrush Couple
** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.
* [[VillainousBreakdown Villainous Breakdance]]
** Does the "Breakdance" skillshot from ''{{Bulletstorm}}'' count?
* JustForFun/{{Candle Jack}}off
** Except you'll never get to fini
*** YouNoTakeCandle Jackoff!
* [[HalfHumanHybrid Fifth Human Hybrids]]
** [[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Third Human Hybrids?]]
* [[{{Chickification}} Chickwithadickification]]
** ...Have you ''been'' on the internet? Like, ''anywhere''?!
* [[DudeLooksLikeALady Dude Looks Like a Labia]]
** See above.
* Gag Testicles
* [[OurMonstersAreDifferent Our Placozoa Are Different]]
* [[CompleteMonster Complete]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monstera Monstera]]
** Complete Human
* [[SlidingScaleOfAnimeObscurity Sliding Scale Of Rwandan Animation Obscurity]]
* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy
* [[FlyingDutchman You Fail]] [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe the Feven Feas]] [[FlyingDutchman Forever]]
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[PhysicalGod Physical Godhood]], Anyway?
** IJustWantToBeNormal
* [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[DisabilitySuperpower Lameness]], Anyway?
* What Kind Of IncrediblyLamePun Is Heart On Anyway
* [[{{Chickification}} Chickenification]]
** Samurai Jack anyone?
** [[MortalKombat Animality!]]
* Jack {{Chickification}}
** ''{{BC}}'' could probably qualify.
** [[Manga/ViolenceJack Violence Jack Chick]]
** SamuraiJack Chick
** JustForFun/CandleJack Chi
** Jack Chickification: for when your car-lifting device turns from ActionGirl to..
** There is a parody floating around of some ComicBook/{{Chick Tract|s}} edited to be about [[EldritchHorror The Older Ones]]. The point being that [[PoesLaw it's pretty much the same thing]].
* [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Spell My Name With A Squiggly Line]]
** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).
** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?
* Dramatic Drizzle
** [[BattleInTheRain Battle In The Light Shower]]
* [[GainaxEnding Gainax Beginning]]
** EarlyInstallmentWeirdness
** Does ''GurrenLagann'' ring a bell?
* [[ArtificialStupidity Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]
* Jumped At TheCall But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious
** [[WhenHarryMetSally Got The Call And Desperately Wanted To Pick Up But Was Trapped Under Something Heavy]]
* Five-Point Landing
** Nul Point Landing
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco in Assless Chaps]]
* Everything's Better With Sparks
** ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.
* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper
* This
** That
** It
** Those
** These
*** [[VictorBorge That's a this? You keep that.]]
* This Trope Statement Is False
** LogicBomb.
* Absurdly Blunt Blade
** Was used already. ''[[ForgottenRealms Starlight and Shadows]]'', for one.
** Blades can ''[[BreakableWeapons become]]'' absurdly blunt.
* [[MalevolentArchitecture Femalevolent Architecture]]
** If the architects were StrawFeminists, many buildings would be like that.
** It's filled with {{Death Trap}}s that only the present of men (or women?) sets off.
* [[WhatASenselessWasteOfHumanLife What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]]
** IDidWhatIHadToDo?
* List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics
* [[IdeaBulb Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.
** That sounds like a really good (and easily grasped) visual metaphor, like IdeaBulb.
* [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Screw The Rules]], [[WinnieThePooh I Have Honey]]
** SaveTheGirlScrewTheWorld (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)
*** Save the World Screw the Girl?
** Screw The Rules, I Have Potato Salad With Tacos!
** But You Screw One Rule
* Whippet Good
* Drone Ambient Digging Kid
** {{Minecraft}}?
* Word Of Satan
** Things said about a show by the archnemesis of the creator?
* Did You Just Punch Out A Baby?
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out A Baby
** Did A Baby Just Punch You Out?
** According to the trailers, this will be in ''The Campaign''.
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out Punch Cards
* Spin Dash
** Em and En Dash.
* Reinforced Trope - When a trope is reconstructed before it is deconstructed.
* So Cool Its Horrible
* Crowning Moment Of Non-Caring.
** CrowningMomentOfIndifference
* Shock Sites Are Impressive
* Grenade Ass Shove
* Nailgun Emasculation
* Castration By Grass
* Death By USB Stick
** Death By Shiny Floating Space Hole
* Spontaneous Torso Explosion
** LudicrousGibs, or being shot with the BFG.
* Self Remonstrating Article
* [[AnythingThatMoves Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether Captain Hero?]]
* Death By Birth (Not DeathByChildbirth. It's when YOU die, BY being born.)
** [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight People Die After They Are Born]]
** It'd probably be a supertrope of ConvenientMiscarriage.
* I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College
* [[KneelBeforeZod Kneel]] [[KneelBeforeFrodo Before]] [[EspeciallyZoidberg Zoidberg]]
* Gratuitous Etruskian
* A Little Something We Call Antidisestablishmentarianism
** {{Antidisestablishmentarianism}}
* Taste Your Solid Acid - Solid Acid Cannons
* Quadruple Issue Wonk
* Strawman Sue
* Heel Heel Turn: When a villain switches sides to become a different ''kind'' of villain.
** Face Face Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a different ''kind'' of hero.
** Toe Heel Turn: when a character spins gracefully on one foot but falls out of the turn onto their heel and stumbles awkwardly, though sometimes the judges decide to credit such a move as a D with execution deductions anyway because they like the Americans and the Russians but not the Chinese.
** Heel Ass Turn: When a villain stops being a villain, but is still a JerkAss.
*** [[VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss Asch the Bloody?]]
** Face Heal Turn: When a hero switches sides to become a doctor.
** Face Meal Turn
** Face Heal Transplant
* [[FluffyCloudHeaven Fluffy Cloud]] [[FireAndBrimstoneHell Hell]]
** CrapsaccharineWorld
* FragileFlower Couple
** TwiceShy, if one (or both) gets over their shyness and asks the other person out.
* Immortal Horse Trope
** UniversalTropes or OmnipresentTropes
** Or tropes as applied to [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Celestia and Luna]].
* Perfectly Healthy Horse Trope
* Real Men Wear Panties And A Bra
** Real Men Have Breasts
*** Real Men Are Women
** Like [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus lumberjacks, who are OK]].
** [[Film/LayerCake Fucking Women Is For Poofs]]
* Sucky Moment of Dethroning
** Happens at the start of nearly every ''Franchise/FireEmblem''.
* Refictionalization - when something is Defictionalized, but then people realize it sucks and it becomes fictional again.
** BrainBleach
* He Who Fights HeWhoFightsMonsters
** [[WifeBasherBasher Wife-Basher Basher Basher]]
*** Who Watches The Watcher Of The Watchmen?
* He Who Fights Hipsters
* [[JokerImmunity Stilt-Man Immunity]]
* World Of FragileFlower
* Camp Asexual
* Bury Your Heterosexuals
** Eat Your Heterosexuals
* We Chose A Form You Are Uncomfortable With Because We Are, How Do You Say It, A Dick
** We Chose A Form You Can't Comprehend
** We Chose an Offer You Can't Refuse
* Mistaken For StarfishAlien
** Alien Mistaken For Some Other Alien
* People ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Shit]]'' On Chairs
* Yaw Attack
* TVTropes Will Make You Extremely Popular With Your Peers, Especially When You Talk In Tropes All The Time
* TVTropes Will Make You An Excellent Cook
* No Of Course TVTropes Is Not Addictive
** BlatantLies
* Throwing Your Head Always Works
** GrievousHarmWithABody?
** A game did have that as its ad campaign: 'Go ahead. Throw your head. You've got another.'
* HeartwarmingMoments / HipHopLocos
* Fade To Beige
* TVTropes Will Ruin Your Wife
** 'Honey, I noticed you keep looking up Gorn, Death tropes, and Strawberry Shortcake. We need to talk ... '
* Good Is Not Good
* Boring Invisible Hero
* Action {{Transsexual}}
** [[http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]]
* Token {{Transsexual}}
** [[http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]]
* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever
* Fifty Steve Limit
* [[Series/PowerRangersRPM Hey It's That]] [[BigBadBeetleborgs Gun]]
* Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic
* [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever]]
** SpringtimeForHitler?
* Speed Equals Shyness
* Farmers Always Wear Glasses
* A Man Has A Y Chromosome
** Except when he doesn't. (See [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XX_male_syndrome XX Male Syndrome]])
* [[{{Troper}} Tropers]] That Will Never Happen
* [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]]
* [[BroughtDownToNormal Brought Down To Physical God]]
* [[GeniusBonus Genius Penalty]]
* [[RealLifeWritesThePlot Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot]]
** MyImmortal.
* [[BringMyBrownPants Take Away My Brown Pants]]
* Call A Rabbit A [[TheSmurfs Smurf]]
* [[FanFic Fan Nonfic]]
** That'd be either RunningTheAsylum or PromotedFanboy, actually.
* [[HeadphonesEqualIsolation Headphones Equal Psychic Powers]] [[BigEater and Abnormal Eating Habits]].
* Dropped A [[TheLazerCollection Dr. Octagonapus]] On Him
* [[JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope Jumping Off The Slippery Soap]]
* [[BackToBackBadasses Back-to-Back]] [[ScottSteiner Fatasses]]
* [[ToTheBatnoun To The Batadjective!]]
** To The Bat Verb!
** To the Bat Adverb!
** To The Bat Preposition!
** To the Bat Interjection!
** To The Bat Gerund!
* [[CurvesInAllTheRightPlaces Curves In All The Wrong Places]]
* [[EvilDetectingDog Neutral Detecting Dog]]
* [[EvilDetectingDog Dog Detecting Dog]]
* Hollywood Ballet: Were it not for Vera Zorina in ''On Your Toes'' and Moira Shearer in ''TheRedShoes'', the earlier inaccuracies in film in regards to ballet would have their own tropes; as it stands, this would be a Deader Than DeadHorseTrope.
* StuffedIntoTheFridgeLogic: When you realize, belatedly, that a character you thought had lived actually died, and that this was in order to provide fridge-angst for someone else.
* Ominous [[IgpayAtinLay Pig Latin]] Chanting
* [[SurprisinglyImprovedSequel Suspiciously Improved Sequel]]
* [[InfinityPlusOneSword Relatively High Number Sword That Breezes You Through The Midgame And Holds Up Well In The Endgame And You Find Hard To Get Rid Of Even When You Find The Ultimate Weapon Because You Grew Unreasonably Attached To It]]
* AcceptableBreaksFromReality[=/=]RealLife
* Depraved Asexual
* MattDamon Is Not Real
* Our Taxidermists Are Different
* You Fail Equestrian Psychology Forever
* Hollywood Copraphilia
* [[BittersweetEnding Peppery Ending With Strong Notes Of Garlic And A Hint Of Garam Masala]]
* FaceHeelDoorSlam: The inverse of HeelFaceDoorSlam; when a good character ''wants'' to turn evil, but gets killed before it can happen, and is sadly doomed to have accomplished nothing but good with their life.
* [[ViewersAreGoldfish Viewers Are Swordfish]]
** Viewers Are [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerps]]
* [[MyBiologicalClockIsTicking My Psychological Clock Is Ticking]]
* AwardSnub-[[DubInducedPlotHole Induced Plot Hole]]
* {{Smoking Hot|Sex}} {{Subtext}}
* [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives Doesn't This Not Remind You of Nothing?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBFdX37Qpnk This does]].
* {{Face Full Of|AlienWingWong}} WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong Wong]]
* NamesTheSame: Famous People vs People You Know In Real Life
* [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Crowning Year of Heartwarming]]
* [[DudeWheresMyCar Dude, Where's My]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma?]]
* [[{{Fanservice}} Hatedomservice]]
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[[folder:Too Specific]]
* You Fail Disco Forever
** Disco Fails Forever[[note]][[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch No it doesn't.]][[/note]]
** Disco [[YouHaveFailedMe Has Failed]] [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou You]] (Forever)
* [[TheReveal The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]
** RoboticReveal
* Boy Eats Girl
** Vore fetish in a nutshell
*** The inverse is more common.
** There actually is a movie called this.
** Um, cunnilingus.
* Boy Meets Robot Girl. Boy Loses Robot Girl. Boy Builds New Robot Girl From Spare Parts.
** This happened sort of on ''MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'' and more closely on ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', although Leela was never a robot.
** In fairness, this is probably what would have happened if ''TheSarahConnorChronicles'' had gotten a third season.
** [[Series/RedDwarf Droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon becomes blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob runs away with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid]]!
* ''[[ABoyAndHisDog A Boy And His God]]''
** A Yob And His Dog.
** MagicalGirlfriend?
** A Boy And His ShaggyDogStory
* Antidisestablishmentarianism Does Not Work That Way
* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"
** [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Dammit, now I have to change my password again.]]
** Only One Person Knows The Password And He Didn't Write It Down Anywhere.
*** ...Hey, this might actually work.
**** NoPlansNoPrototypeNoBackup?
**** TheKeyIsBehindTheLock?
** The Password Is Changed Weekly
*** ''WarGames'' had this for the school computer system.
*** Two words: ''HarryPotter''. Frequently more often.
*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.
** The Password Is Always [[AnimalCrossing Coelacanth]]
* Ferris Bueller's Two Week Sick Leave
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVABsaA6iL0 It's worst than we thought]].
* Watching Paint Dry
** Classic, tropable catch phrase.
** Also the basis of a FanFiction title and storyline.
*** Watching Grass Grow
**** Watching Paint Grow
*** Watching Grass Dry: When people are underwhelmed by or cynical towards the beauty of a sunrise.
*** People Who Are Dead Inside
**** People Who Are Dead Outside
***** Should be 'Too Universal' since almost everyone is covered by dead skin cells.
****** Wouldn't be as funny there. :P
* Jumped On The Caller
* The Character That Is Never Mentioned, Hinted At, Or Relevant To The Plot In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
** Sir Not Appearing on the Trope Page?
*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...
* You Can Argue With Elves And Prove Your Point.
** ScrewYouElves!
** You Can Sit Down And Have A Nice Calm Discussion With Elves
** You Can Argue With Elves And Reach A Reasonable Agreement That Benefits Both Parties
*** TakeAThirdOption?
** Trying To Argue With Elves While Watching Them Bathe
*** That's the trope ''Elminster in Myth Drannor'' is built upon...
* Sliding Scale Of Sepia - an index of tropes dedicated to the tint of the film the director chooses to shoot on.
** This might not be a bad idea, especially as a way of quantifying RealIsBrown.
* Cassandra Was Wrong And The Truth Isn't Out There
* The Political Leader That Everyone Likes, Always Does Right, And Isn't Secretly {{Satan}}, {{God}} And/Or TheAntichrist
** RealLife doesn't even have any of these.
** For a given value of "everyone": [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]].
*** And for a given value of "political".
** The Jellyman from Creator/JasperFforde's ''Literature/NurseryCrime'', maybe.
** Um, Dumbledore. Duh.
*** Somewhat deconstructed in DH, though it was made pretty clear that after his childhood he was a very good person.
** See also:[[OurPresidentsAreDifferent President Mary Sue]]
* The Buffalos From Buffalo That Buffalos From Buffalo Intimidate Intimidate Buffalos From Buffalo.
* Every Thirtieth Point In Base Thirteen
** Thirty points is thirty points, no matter what base you're counting in.
* Shoot The Dog Out Of A Cannon
** Shoot The Shaggy Dog Out Of A Cannon
*** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Rinoa's Angelo Cannon]].
*** [[TheFarSide Dobie-O-Matic?]]
* Shoot The Dog Out Of Canon
** OrwellianRetcon?
** Seems like a combination of TheScrappy and {{Retcon}}.
* Shoot [[ScoobyDoo Shaggy's Dog]]
* Shaving The Shaggy Dog
** Isn't that EarnYourHappyEnding?
** Or RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap?
* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside
** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales
* The '''''[[YourOtherLeft OTHER]]''''' [[TheOtherWiki Other Wiki]]
** Encyclopaedia Dramatica
** It could also be Wiki/{{Uncyclopedia}}
*** Or maybe The [[http://1d4chan.org/ Other]] Other Other Wiki?
** [[TheWikiRule Too many!]] ''[[LogicBomb Tooo maaany!]]''
* [[KingArthur The Uther Wiki]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithCows The Udder Wiki]]
* Hey, Its That Wiki!
* [[{{Hell}} The Under Wiki]]
* [[{{Ubermensch}} The Über Wiki]]
* List of video games for the Xbox named ''Franchise/{{Halo}}''
** That Don't Have Numbers or Other Words Attached to the Title
** List of video games for the PlayStation3 named ''Halo''.
** List of video games for the ''Franchise/{{Halo}}'' named Xbox
* Freud Was Mostly Just Projecting His Own Insecurities Onto Other People
** Freud Just Had A Really Hot Mom
*** DracoInLeatherPants
** This Is Your Freud On Drugs
*** RealLife.
*** Freud Knew Oedipus, And He LIKED Him
** This Is Your Freud On Phlebotinum
* TheDogShotFirst, but then it was sent to prison, before being transferred to the hospital due to eating a cake with a jackhammer in it, where it lived until it died several years later.
** The Dog Shot First, But Missed, Then The Cat Shot Back And Splattered Its Doggy Guts All Over The Wall, No Seriously I'm Not Bitter, One Coin To Clean Up The Whole Mess, Solo?
** The Dog Shot Second
*** The Dog Shot Third
**** The Dog Fired Six Shots, [[Film/DirtyHarry Or Maybe Only Five]]
* The Comrade Syndrome, in which all socialists and communists say "Comrade" and, shortly afterwards, are brutally [[spoiler:censored, and I don't mean like normal censorship, where the things being censored are only relatively gruesome, or not safe for work, I mean the stuff being censored is so gruesome that even the censor covering it is not safe for work]] before being beaten to near death with their dead pet, child, friend, and/or genitalia, before their body is [[spoiler:relax, I am only doing this for your sanity, you'll thank ThisTroper someday, think of kittens, or flowers, or even less brutal violence]]. TheAristocrats.
* All Writers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
** [[EpilepticTrees This could be true, considering the things they come up with.]]
** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans
*** [[BrokenMasquerade Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero if you go around telling people.]]
*** All Tropers Are {{Dirty Old M|an}}en Masquerading As Young Nerds
* Next-Door Neighbor Is Planning To Go To The Beach On A Sunday With His Family Of Four
** SliceOfLife
* You Fail Third Period Gym Class
** ArtisticLicenseBiology badly enough to be a CriticalResearchFailure?
* You Fail Third Period Lunch
** MuvLuvExtra?
* [[NoPeriodsPeriod You Fail Having a Period]]
** [[LethalChef You Fail Cooking Forever?]]
* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear
* Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed
** Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen
* Dropped A Bridget Fonda On Him
** ...well, Creator/StephenColbert had a Jane Fonda dropped on him...
*** How about Dropped a Bridget Moynahan on him, then? However in that case we could make the Colbert argument for Tom Brady.
* Our Senior IV Nurses Are Different
* Real Men Don't Care If People Shoot Them While They Aren't Wearing Pants Because Damnit They're Hungry And Want Some Cheerios
* Chekhov's Custom .50 Cal Desert Eagle
** Sounds like a cross between ChekhovsGun, CoolGuns, and DescriptionPorn.
* Chekhov's Lightsaber - where you come up with random explanations for things that drew attention to themselves earlier, like the Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse
* Chekhov's Slingshot
* Chekhov's rubber band
* Not The Same Gun That Chekhov Had In The First Act, But It'll Do
* Useful Notes: I-88 in Illinois Between Mile Markers 42 and 43
* BigMaybe
** Big Meh
** Big Dunno
** ShrugOfGod, people.
** Big Mu
*** Big Mumu [[TheSimpsons - "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]]
*** Big [[EverythingsBetterWithCows Moo]]
* Gushing About [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs's]] CharacterAlignment
* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning
* Crowning Microwavable Giraffe Just Add Potato Salad of Shiny Leather Floating Pokemon-Filled Taco, anyone?
** WordSaladTitle
* Our Vampires Are The Same
* Everything's Better With Pope Innocent VIII
* Dropped A BridgetJonesDiary On Him
** "You said this wasn't a ChickFlick! I want explosions!"
* Synonyms For The World Plimsoil - Consisting of pages [=AA-ABA, ABA to ABB, ABB to ABBA=]...
* Goddammit Jim I Told You I Don't Like Boiled Peas
* LinkinPark Makes An Honest Man Of Ray
* Pantry Shot
** I'm pretty sure this one's been done in a [[GoodEats cooking show]]...
** NigellaLawson. Without a doubt.
** Possibly related to FoodPorn.
* Kung Fu Guy With A Reasonable And Objective Assessment of His Own Capabilities
* Creative Commons Attribution Share-alike Soundtrack With Founder's Copyright
* Not So Hopeless - Seemingly HopelessAuditionees that turn out to be really talented once they start performing.
** [[HopelessAuditionees Hopeless Auditionee]] [[HopeSpot Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."
* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)
* [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Go]] [[JustHereForGodzilla Straight To]] "[[Literature/TheBible Revelation]]"
** [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Do not collect $200.]]
* [[JustHereForGodzilla Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist
** VideoGame/{{Touhou}}?
** Every {{Moe}} anime
** By extension, Just Here For The Cute Male Protagonist
* [[JustHereForGodzilla Just Here For]] The [[PerverseSexualLust Hot]] Female Protagonist
** VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures
** VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII
*** Just Here For The [[PapaWolf Guy]] With A [[TeamPet Bird]] In His [[HammerspaceHair Hair]]
** Every Creator/DisneyChannel KidCom
** By extension, Just Here For the [[MrFanservice Hot Male]] Protagonist
* Just Here For the Cute/Hot Female (And, By Extension, Male) Antagonist
** Series/ANTFarm
* Apple Stem Pulling Teeth
* Tiddlywinks At Noon
* Screw The Rules I Have Pot
** Wouldn't that be TheStoner?
* Spin To Deflect Criticism
* [[RealityIsUnrealistic Batman Is Unrealistic]]
** [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO]]!
* [[{{Gonk}} Nobody Wants To Remember The Stripper]]
** FetishRetardant
* Norbert's Scale Of Gameplay And Story Segregation
* Radiantophilia
* Massively Multiplayer Online H-Game
** SecondLife.
* What Do You Mean, It's Not Locupletative?
* Big Yo
** Big Yo-Yo
* Aesop Unfriendly Family
** The ''XFiles'' episode "Home".
* Medium-Heavy Sleet Equels Death
* The Author Reads TVTropes Because He Wants To Eliminate Any Tropes From His Work But It Turns Out Everything Is A Trope So He Sinks Into Despair And Kills Himself And The Thing He Was Writing Is Never Written So Wait How Do We Even Have A Page On This Thing Anyway?
** [[IncrediblyLamePun It was ghostwritten, obviously]].
* Ominous Latvian Chanting
* {{But You Screw One|Goat}} [[ILoveTheDead Dead]] [[{{Lolicon}} Ki]][[{{Shotacon}} d]] [[BestialityIsDepraved Goat]] [[IncendiaryExponent While On Fire]] aka [[{{Exalted}} necropedopyrobestiality]]
** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.
*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} But You Screw One Dead Thirteen-Year-Old Frog Robot Girl While She Beats You Up]] aka [[EarWorm sadomasopedorobonecrobestialiy]].
*** [[http://homestuckgaiden.bandcamp.com/track/sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality It's a cover/remix/something of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, if anyone cares]].
* [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Dude, She's Like, In Oklahoma!]]
* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal
* [[MostWritersAreHuman Most Writers Are]] Vampires
** Most Writers Are {{Emotion Eater}}s (MuseAbuse?)
* [[AwesomePersonnelCarrier METAL BAWKSES]] [[TakeCover in which our enemies hide]], [[DirtyCoward the cowards, the FOOLS]]!
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindy SINDY!!!]]
** [[ThePolice Shiny metal boxes, contestants in a suicidal race?]]
* Artistic License - Lithuanian Forest Site Types
** [[StylisticSuck Artistic License - Art]].
* Black-With-A-Couple-Of-Grey-Splotches-And-This-Weird-Purple-Bit-In-The-Corner And Bluish-Greeny-White-With-One-Thouroughly-Irritating-Black-Spot-Nothing-Else-Goes-With Morality
* Knight In Slightly Rusted And Blood-Spattered Armour That Needs A Good Polish
** ''Franchise/DragonAge''
* Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes
** To which even ''[[http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]]'' is a step down.
** [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]
** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[MythBusters Losing An Eyebrow]]
*** With Great Power Comes Grated Cheese
* [[Series/CriminalMinds Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]]
* [[Series/DoctorWho Dropped a TARDIS on him]]
* [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein Something Something]] Leonard [[TheBigBangTheory Hofstadter]]
** Something Something [[IAmNotSpock Leonard Nimoy]]
** Something Something Leonard Cohen
*** Something Something [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} David X. Cohen]]
** Something Something The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
* Fridge Fridge
** When you're watching a show, and the entire episode focuses on this bizarre alien machine. The protagonists have no idea what it is, yet they manage to harness its powers to win before finally deciding that the world is not ready for it, leaving it behind. Then, after the episode is over, it hits you -- it was a ''fridge!''
* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks
** Physical impossibility of death in the mind of someone living is the closest we're ever going to get.
* [[TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Violated Sexually, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]
* Dropped RaquelWelch On Him ([[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "She's got a big bottom!"]])
* [[DistressedDamsel Eustressed Damsel]]
* [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]
** TroperTales
*** Too bad it's it's closed.
*** [[http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Zecora Was Right]]
* [[UngratefulBastard Grateful Bastard]]
* Jerk Butt
** The {{Jerkass}} in a work where GoshDangItToHeck is enforced.
* Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the ''Series/PanAm'' pilot)
* I Got A Good Laugh From Reading This Page Thanks Guys You Rock
* LohengrinAndMendelssohn [[Theatre/RosencrantzAndGuildensternAreDead Are Dead]]
* [[{{Music/Maroon5}} Moves]] like [[LooksLikeOrlok Orlok]]
** a subtrope of [[{{WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows}} Schmogerty]] like [[{{Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival}} Fogerty]]
* Our Anglicans Are Different
* [[AllAnimationIsDisney All Disney Is Animation]]
* ArtisticLicense - Moldovan Transportation
* {{Significant|GreenEyedRedhead}} [[TechnicolorEyes Red-Eyed]] [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair Greenhead]]
* [[Series/TheOprahWinfreyShow Oprah]] [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny Does Something Funny]]
* Rocks Fall, But Thankfully No One Is Hurt
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]]
* Samuel L. Jackson Just Plain Sucks
* Complaining About Shows That Like You
** [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]
** BigBrother is [[BigBrotherIsWatching watching you.]]
* The Trolls Were Right
** ''Twilight''?
*** And here I was thinking the ones who ''liked'' Twilight were the trolls.
** '''''My Immortal'''''
* The Bomb Is Rigged To Explode If Anyone Cuts A Wire Rather Than Actually Properly Defusing It
** DangerouslyGenreSavvy
** TruthInTelevision: "sloppily placed" mines with extra {{Booby Trap}}s are an old way to target guys whose job is to remove them. Or {{sea mine}}s complemented with anti-trawl devices.
* The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way!
** ShownTheirWork
* Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of
* Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do)
* Liking A Show, Then Complaining About It When You Find Out It's A Remake
* Complaining about facebook pages you don't [[IncrediblyLamePun like]]
* Showing Complaints You Don't, Like, Like, Y'know?
** ValleyGirl {{Troll}}
* Complaining About Legend of Zelda Monsters You Don't ''Like''-Like
* Shows in Which Everyone is a MarySue
** ThirtySuePileup?
** Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being {{Mary Sue}}s
*** Already done. This is called the Internet.
* Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist
** Man, I hate ''My Stepdad Is a Flenser''.
** Wow! You too!
** Thank god it wasn't renewed for a first season.
** ''Red Dwarf US''
*** CanonDiscontinuity
* It Sucks So It Sucks
** It Sucks So It Blows
** [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd It Fucking Sucks So It Sucking Fucks]]
*** [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd It Fucking Sucks, It Sucking Fucks, It Fucking Blows, It's A Pile Of Shit]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And I Don't Like It]]
** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks
* They Sucked It Now It Changes
** ExecutiveMeddling, with a bit of IWasYoungAndINeededTheMoney
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[strike:Zutara]] [[strike:Kataang]] [[strike:Juph]] Blueko Is Evil
** ShipToShipCombat
* Complaining About Ships You Don't Like aka Why [[Franchise/StarTrek The Enterprise]] is terrible.
* Got The Character's Shirt Color Wrong In One Episode
** OffModel
* Caustic Critic of CausticCritic.
* Complaining About Trope Names You Don't Like (Though we seem to have a [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=renames forum section]] for just that...)
** Those {{SPOON}}, {{FORK}} and {{KNIFE}} thingies.
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' Really Isn't That Great
** ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' Really Isn't That Bad
*** ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' Really Is The Greatest Show Ever, ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' Really Is The Worst Show Ever
** Episode 24 Really Isn't That Gay
*** [[HoYay Yes it is]].
** Those Last Two Episodes Aren't Really That Hard To Understand
*** [[GainaxEnding Yes they are]].
** ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}}'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A CrowningMomentOfAwesome, But TheyChangedItNowItSucks, And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck
* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like
** TabletopGame/MageTheAscension
* Complaining About People Who Complain About People Who Complain About Shows They Don't Like
** So this would be Complaining About JossWhedon Fans, then?
** Complaining About ComplainingAboutComplaining?
* Complaining About Broken Aesops That Suck
** How is this different from regular BrokenAesop?
*** A [[TropesAreNotBad Broken Aesop is not bad]] if it's [[HypocriticalHumor played for laughs]].
**** But a BrokenAesop has to be unintentional. You are thinking of SpoofAesop.
**** An aesop [[BrokenAesop breaking]] can be a good thing if [[ValuesDissonance the intended aesop would have been terrible]].
* Complaining About Shows You Like ("[[http://rpgworldcomic.com/d/20030907.html You can tell I'm the biggest fan because I hate it more than anybody else!]]")
** UnpleasableFanbase
* Complaining About Liking Shows
* Complaining About Showing Your Likes
* Liking Complaints About Shows
** DarthWiki.
* Complaining About Shows You Don't Lick
* Complaining About Shows You Like A Little Bit Less Than You Did Before
** A less extreme version of TheyChangedItNowItSucks?
* Showing Your Complaints
** SelfDeprecation.
* Complaining About Shows That You Made Up Just To Complain About
** A particularly creative {{Troll}} might do this...
** So, anyone ever heard of ''Kakuno no Mitama''? The plot is bland, and all the characters are flat.
* Complaining About Watching Shows
** Complaining About Shows Watching You
* Watching Yourself Show Complaints
* Shows You Don't Like Complaining About YOU
** InSovietRussia...
** Not Liking Shows That Complain About You
** Complaining About Shows That Don't Like You
** If they pull a ThisLoserIsYou or a YouBastard (for interactive media), it counts.
* Complaining About Complaints About Shows You Like But Other People Complain About.
* Wild Mass Complaining - complaining about things that they'll never actually do.
* Complaining That TVTropesRuinedYourLife, The Bastards
* [[{{Macekre}} What Do You Mean It's Not 4Kids]]?
* [[BestKnownForTheFanservice Nobody Remembers The Stripper But You, You Sick Fuck]]
** None Of The Strippers Remember You
* [[SoCoolItsAwesome Shows You Don't Like Complaining About]]
** [[HypeAversion ...But Do Anyway]].
* Fapping To Shows You Like
* Fapping To Shows You Don't Like
* Fapping To Shows You Made Just So You Could Fap To Them
** So, AuthorAppeal?
* So Average It's Good
** SliceOfLife are often this trope.
* It Actually Does Suck
* [[SugarWiki/AndTheFandomRejoiced And The Fandom Wept]] (AKA Cue Werehog)
** Sounds like a less extreme DarthWiki.RuinedFOREVER.
** AndTheFandomBacklashed.
* And The FanDumb Rejoiced
** And The Hatedom Rejoiced
*** The cancellation of CN Real, anyone?
** And the HateDumb Rejoiced
** PanderingToTheBase, maybe?
* Complaining About Shows You Hate Only A Little Bit But Not Too Much
* He Panned It Now It Sucks
** He Panned It Because It Sucks
** He Panned It Because YouSuck
** He Panned It Now He Sucks
* They Banned It Now It Sucks
** They Banned It Now It Doesn't Suck
** VindicatedByHistory + KeepCirculatingTheTapes
** They Banned It Because It Sucks
* Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Bagels Anymore
** Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Flowers...Anymore
* So Bad It's [[LockedPages Locked]]
** ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''
** ''SomethingAwful''
** CNReal
** ''Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}''
* Complaining About Shows A Total Stranger Doesn't Like
** ComplainingAboutPeopleNotLikingTheShow
* Executive Dumb
* Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To
* Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of
** I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is.
* Gushing About Shows You Don't Like
** Isn't that a reverse troll?
* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like
* Complaining About Shows You Maintain
** OurProductSucks applied to television programs? Also, WhoWouldWantToWatchUs in a meta sort of way.
* Fanbase Ruined The Work
** Webcomic/WhatDoYouDo?
** TaintedByTheFanbase, but that's gone now.
* Copyright Cruelty
* Idiot Illustrator
* Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover
* Author's Stupidity Writes The Plot
* They Banned It Now They Suck
* Complaining About Shows Nobody Watches[[hottip:*:''Also known as:'' [[NeedsMoreLove Needs More Hate]]
** SoBadItsHorrible, if people ever stop sticking things on there just because ''they'' don't like them.
* Complaining About Showers You Don't Like
* Complaing About Likes You Don't Show
** ArmoredClosetGay
* Moral Guardian Event Horizon
* Tropes That Were Obviously Written By Bitter People Who Failed English Class
* Gushing About Complaining You Don't Watch Shows You Like
* Liking Shows You Don't Complain About
* Imbecile Executive Decisions
* Complaining About People Complaining About Shows Where They Do a Lot Of Complaining
** This is basically what most TVtropes forum discussions of our pages on CausticCritic shows turn into.
* Domesticated Mass Guessing
* Animu and Mango
* Pandering To The Hatebase
* Unpleasable Hatebase
* Liking Shows Everybody Hates
** GuiltyPleasure?
* It's A LiveActionAdaptation, So It Sucks
* Needs More Hate
** And, Needs Less Love
* No One Talks About Shows You Like
* [[StopHavingFunGuys "Stop Having Fun"]] [[TropeRepairShop Tropers]]
** [[AccidentalPun No Fun Intended]]
* Least Triumphant Example
* Gushing About Characters Who Don't Like You
* Not All Disney Shows Suck But ''Series/HannahMontana'' Really Does
* Lazy Writer
* It's {{Animesque}}, So It Sucks
* Crowning Moment of Boring
* Crowning Moment of Unfunny
* Unfortunate Explications
* One Sue Limit
* Too Bad to Last
* Complaining About People Who Don't Like Shows You Don't Like Either, Only They Don't Like Them For The Wrong Reasons
** Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard didn't like ''BigBrother'' because he thought it was puerile and offensive. This drew complaints from many people who just think it sucks.
* Complaining About Black Sitcoms You Don't Like, But Not Because They're Black
* {{Soap|Opera}}s [[TropesAreNotGood Are Not Good]]
** {{Soap|Opera}}s [[TropesAreNotBad Are Not Bad]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Too Subjective]]
* It Actually Makes Perfect Sense
** FridgeBrilliance
* TV Tropes Will Not Affect Your Life In Any Way Whatsoever
** CrowningMomentOfIndifference?
* Tropes We Have But Should Not
** Tropers We Have But Should Not
* Tropes We Really Should Not Have But Do
** Tropers We Really Should Not Have But Do
*** Tropers We Really Should Not Have To Do
*** Tropers We Really Should Not Do But Have
*** Tropers We Really Should Do But Haven't
* [[strike:Fan Smart]] Fan Tastic
* Worst Troper Awards
** Made Of Fail
*** [[MadeOfLose Ahem.]]
* [[BetterThanSex Worse Than Spinal Injury]]
* Originality Storm
** WidgetSeries for the good ones, WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs for the bad ones or when they get ''too'' original.
* This Is An Interesting Fact Which You Will Probably Believe
* Crapulous - Fabulous Crap.
** SoBadItsGood
* [[DarthWiki.RuinedFOREVER Perfected FOREVER]]
** The platonic ideal of AdaptationDistillation.
* Hype Subversion
** AKA Hearing Nothing But Good Things About a Work, Then Seeing It And Discovering You Hate It With A Passion.
* Tropers We Don't Like
** Complaining About Tropers We Don't Like
** Complaining About Tropers We Don't Watch
*** [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Who are the tropers you do watch?]]
*** We don't have [[GameAndWatch a game function, either.]]
** Complaining About Tropers We Don't Know
** Complaining About ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} You Don't Watch
*** Complaining About Watchers Who Don't Watch The ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} You Watch (Or Don't Watch As The Case May Be)
**** Complaining About People Who Don't Understand "Who Watches The Watchers" Is A Noun Phrase, Not A Question
* Troping About Complaints We Don't Watch
** Troping About Complaints We Don't Wiggy Spam Spam
* Being Unemployed Does Not Work In Any Way
** Very specific and rare forms of ArtisticLicenseEconomics?
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke Subverted in a few noted cases in the UK where benefits paid more than employment...]]
* Guess The Number I'm Thinking Of
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42?]]
** [[BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure 69, dudes!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Umm... 24!]]
** [[{{Rule34}} 34!!!]]
** [[ThePhantomTollbooth Seventeen!]]
** [[TheSimpsons TWENTY-SEVEN!]]
** [[ComicBook/FiftyTwo 52! 52!]]
** [[SoulEater FOOLS! What right do you have to pick a number? My legend began in the 12th century, you know. Would you like to hear my legend?]]
* [[TropesAreTools Tropers Are Tools]]
** {{Fan Hater}}s
** That's actually one of the alternate titles for the DarthWiki main page.
* ''Evangelion'' Really Isn't That Great
** RuleOfThree
* My Foot Hurts
** AgonyOfTheFeet?
* Not Subjective Enough
** That's a matter of opinion.
** Math, in that one TheSimpsons episode where they split Lisa's class in "boys" and "girls".
* Very Interesting Shows
* It's Awesome Because I Said So
** What, do you mean "It's Not Awesome"?
* Complaining About Shows That Are On A Channel You Don't Even Get, And That You Wouldn't Watch Even If You Did Get That Channel.
* [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks They Changed it]] And Nobody Noticed
* They Changed it and Changed it back
** AuthorsSavingThrow
* They Changed it and Now you suck
* They Changed It and Now They Suck
* They Were Going Change it, [[OverlyLongGag but then it was close to quitting time so they went home instead]]
* They Didn't Change It, But If They Had It Might Not Suck
* Tropers Are Not Good
** All Tropers Are AxCrazy
*** All Tropers Are {{Yandere}}
** All Tropers Are {{Eldritch Abomination}}s
*** [[HeKnowsTooMuch You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.
* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists
* {{YKTTW}} [[AIIsACrapshoot Is A Crapshoot]]
* Mohn's Scale Of EarWorm Catchiness
* Most Tropers Hate MoralGuardians
** Probably TruthInTelevision.
* Ridiculously Loud J-Pop
** {{Polysics}}
* Song Filler - Parts of the song you like to skip forward.
* Aggression Fuel
* Nightmare Fuel / Sliding Scales
* Everything's Better With Strippers
* Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good
* Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is {{Padding}} and other uninteresting parts.
** Music/{{Yellowcard}} -- Fighting
* TVTropes Ruined My Wife
* TropesAreNotBad Except For [[BackFromTheDead These]] [[RankInflation Horrible]] [[AllegedlyFreeGame Ones]]
* Fan Hyperopia
* [[SdrawkcabName Sotanax]] [[ThePlan Gambit]]
** SpringtimeForHitler + XanatosGambit, in which you plan on failing, but fail at that, but you succeed anyway due to a different fail [[AustinPowers oh no I've gone cross-eyed.]]
* Pet Peeve Tropers
* Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory)
* Permanent Red Link Club Articles Needing WikiMagic
* Does This Look Infected to You?
* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent
* Better Love Stories Than ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''
** [[TakeThat Too Universal]].
* Better Endings Than ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
** [[TakeThat Also qualifies as Too Universal]]
** The game itself is an example with the ending DLC.
* Complaining About People Only [[JustHereForGodzilla Watching For Godzilla]]
* ''SlumdogMillionaire'' Is Exactly As Good As It's Reputed To Be
* Complaining About The Fact That Every Time You Use A Double Bullet Point To Make A Brief Counterpoint To An Entry It Gets Deleted And You Get a RepairDontRespond Message Within 5 Minutes, But Every Other Page You Go To Has People Using Them To Argue Back And Forth Like It's A Damn Chat Room
* Robbed At The Oscars
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Same But More/Less]]
* Complaining About Shows Everybody Likes
** ItsPopularNowItSucks
** HypeBacklash
* Space....IN SPACE!!!!
* Crowning Moment Of Heartburning
** I would have thought that would go under to obscure.
*** Might be better put as: Crowning Moment Of Heartconflagration.
* Awesome Sauce (it's like PureAwesome, but in an A-1 steak sauce bottle)
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
** [[Administrivia/TheSameButMore Redundant Department Of Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Departments]]
* Memetic Mutation 2 - Alzheimer's Revenge
* Memetic Molestee
** [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Mikuru Asahina]]?
* The Same But Even More So - listing the most extreme uses of The Same But More.
** The Same
* Trope Tropes Tropes
** [[VideoGame/HotelMario You Know What They Say, All Tropers Trope Tropes]]
* Self Induced Wallbanger: This is a wallbanger you bring upon yourself.
* Every Googolplex Points
** The replay values of modern pinball games?
* Names To Get Away From In A Vehicle Because Running Isn't Fast Enough
** http://wesclark.com/ubn/
** Names To Get Away From At Tachyonic Speeds
** Names That You Don't Have To Run Away From But Probably Shouldn't Make Eye-Contact With Just To Be On The Safe Side
** Names That It's Already Too Late To Get Away From
* Anything, Period
* X Just X, Y, Z And Also A, B And C As Well
** DisorganizedOutlineSpeech
* Nuke The Shaggy Dog
* TV Tropes Will End Your Life
** The TVTropes Mutant Zombie Army?
* Nothing Is Better With Anything
* Up To Eleventy-[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale Thousaaaaand]]
** UpToEleven[[EleventyZillion ty Zillion]]
* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]
* [[CampGay Camp]] [[CampStraight Bisexual]]
** FreddieMercury
** [[Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia France]]
* Did You Just Make Cthulhu Your Bitch?
** Did Cthulhu Just Make You Cthulhu's Bitch?
* [[FetishFuel Orgasm Fuel]]
* Fuel Fuel
** Fuel Fetish
*** Fetish Fetish
**** [[MemeticMutation Yo dawg, I put a fetish in your fetish, so you can masturbate while you masturbate!]]
** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East
* [[PrettyInMink Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]
* Everythings Perfect With Indexes
* [[RuleOfCool Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]
* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong
* This Is Your {{OTP}} [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs On Drugs]]
** CrackPairing
*** Crystal Meth Pairing
* You Pass Biology Forever
** ShownTheirWork
* Shoved Their Work Down Your Throat
** ViewersAreGeniuses
** AuthorTract
* {{TV Tropes as a Gateway Drug}} as a Gateway Drug
* [[TearJerker Suicide Inducer]]
** BrownNote
* Evangelion can go fuck itself.
* [[SoBadItsHorrible So Horrible Its Evil]]
* [[SoBadItsGood So Horrible Its Awesome]]
* [[ScrewDestiny Abuse Destiny Up The Ass]]
** Make Sweet, Sweet Love To Destiny
*** JumpedAtTheCall
**** Jumped The Call's Bones
* [[OurMonstersAreDifferent Our Newspapers Are Different]]
* Crowning Moment Of Crowning Moments
* [[GatlingGood Vulcan Very Good]]
* Xanatos Xanatos
** Manipulating events to make other people arrange a conspiracy for your benefit.
*** Isn't this just [[Series/TwentyFour 24]]?
** Xanatos Morphine Drip
* Everything Is Better Than Everything Else
** Everything Is Better With Everything Else
* Nothings Better
* [[LiteralGenie Evangelion Really Isn't That Great]]
* [[SoCoolItsAwesome So Awesome It's Perfect]]
* [[RunningGag Evangelion Downright Sucks]]
* [[YouSuck You Are Disgusting Subhuman Trash]]
* [[XMeetsY A meets B meets C meets D meets E meets F meets G meets H meets I meets J meets K meets L meets M meets N meets O meets P meets Q meets R meets S meets T meets U meets V meets W meets X meets Y meets Z]]
** XMeetsY, Settles Down And Has a Family of Zs
** And then Z meets A, creating an infinite loop. After a few eons it gets bored and starts running backwards, creating lots of steam in the process.
* Our Differences Are Different
* [[CrowningMomentofFunny Crowning Moment of]] {{Narm}}
* [[TheDatabaseHatesMe The Database Thinks I'm Scum]]
* [[InfinityPlusOneSword Infinity Plus Two Sword]]
** When an UpdatedRerelease includes an even stronger InfinityPlusOneSword than the original InfinityPlusOneSword (Meaning, 90% of the ones SquareEnix has done).
** Infinity Minus Two Sword
** Infinity Sword
** Infinity [[DivideByZero Divided by Zero]] Sword
* Octuple Subverted
** ZigZaggingTrope
* The Labyrinth
* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds
* [[DrSeuss One Oni Two Oni]] RedOniBlueOni
** RedOniBlueOni [[OverlyLongGag Purple Oni Orange Oni Yellowish Green Oni...]]
* Less Dakka
* Animesquesque
** ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''. An anime that looks like Western animation, but still looks a lot like an anime.
* [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts]]
* {{Chaotic Evil}}-er
* YumYum Yum
** Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
** Yum-- Oh, let's just skip to the end. -deep breath- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum -falls down- [-gah. can't breathe-]
** Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive!
* Page Lock Bait
** ThreadMode?
* [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong The Complainer Is]] Always [[InsaneTrollLogic Insane]]
* [[OurGiantsAreBigger Giant]] Damn Heroes
** Big [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/3/20/ Double-Damned]] Heroes
* [[BeserkButton Berserk Touch Screen]]
* [[OneTrueThreesome One True Orgy]]
** O T 7 billion
* [[RedOniBlueOni Red Oni Ultraviolet Oni]]
** Radio Oni Gamma Oni, or equivalently, Invisible Oni Ionization Oni
** Infrared Oni Blue Oni
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of]] {{Squick}}
* Deader Than DeaderThanDead
* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory To Infinity And Beyond]]
* Harder Than HarderThanHard [[spoiler: Impossible Mode in ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy'']]
** And by extension, Easier Than EasierThanEasy
* [[JerkassWoobie Complete Monster Woobie]]
* [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg My Friends... Except Zoidberg]]
* [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]
* {{Girl On Girl|Is Hot}} [[OT3 on Girl]] Is Hot
** [[{{Fanservice}} Girl Is Hot]]
* [[BigNo Big Oh No]]
* [[BiggerBad Biggest]] [[BigBad Bad]]
* The Same But Even More
** The Same But Even Less
** The Same
* Really 701 Years Old
** Really 7,000 Years Old
*** Really 70,000 Years Old
**** Really 700,000 Years Old
***** Really 7,000,000 Years Old
****** Really 70,000,000 Years Old
******* Really 700,000,000 Years Old
******** Really 7,000,000,000 Years Old
********* Really 70,000,000,000 Years Old (FYI, this is approximately 5 times the estimated age of the universe.)
********** Really 700,000,000,000 Years Old
*********** Really 7,000,000,000,000 Years Old
** Really 70 Years Old
*** Really 7 Years Old
**** Really 7 Months Old
***** Really 7 Weeks Old
****** Really 7 Days Old
******* Really 7 Hours Old
******** Really 7 Minutes Old
********* Really 7 Seconds Old
********** Really 7 Milliseconds Old
*********** Really 7 Nanoseconds Old
************ Really 7 Picoseconds Old
************* Really 7 Planck Units Old
** Really, Really Old
* Up to Eleven and a Half
** Up to Twelve
*** Up to Thirteen
**** Up to Fourteen
***** Up to Fifteen
****** Up to Sixteen
******* Up to Seventeen
******** Up to Eighteen
********* Up to Nineteen
********** Up to Twenty
*********** Up to Twenty-One
************ Up to Twenty-Two
************* Up to Twenty-Three
************** Up to [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-Two]]
** Up to Ten
*** Up to Nine
**** Up to Eight
***** Up to Seven
****** Up to Six
******* Up to Five
******** Up to Four
********* Up to Three
********** Up to Two
*********** Up to One
************ Up to Zero
************* Up to Negative One
************** Up to Negative Two
*************** [[LogicBomb Up to Negative Infinity]]
* Quaternary Sexual Characteristics
* Bullshit Anal Negro Cunt Fuck Titty - HollywoodTourettes turned UpToEleven
* [[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving Arson, Grand Larceny, Assault, Drug Trafficking, Rape, Mass Murder and Lifesaving]]
* [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bread, Eggs, Milk, Cheese, Juice, Grapes, Muffin, Yogurt, Bacon, Cereal, Squick]]
* [[IFellForHours I Fell For Days]]
** I Fell For Minutes
* What Do You Mean, It's Not a {{Snowclone}}?
** Crowning Moment of Snowcloning
** Did You Just Snowclone Cthulhu?
** Snowcloning Ensues
** It's a Snowclone, so It Sucks
** You Fail Snowcloning Forever
** What Measure is a Snowclone?
** Our Snowclones Are Different
** Snowclone Gambit
** Snowcloning Blues
* [[YouMakeMeSic You're A Sic, Sic Bastard]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:X Meets Y Tropes]]
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Awesome Moment of]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Funny]]
* [[CompleteMonster Complete]] MonsterClown
* [[AwesomeButImpractical Crowning Moment of Awesome But Impractical]]
* Crowning Moment of Tearjerker [[spoiler: is on here '''no matter how many times it gets YKTTW'd''', damn it.]]
* Crowing Moment of {{Natter}}
* Crowning Moment of NightmareFuel
* Crowning Moment of [[FurryFandom Furry]].
* Crowning Moment Of {{Mary Sue}}s
** Film/MaryPoppins?
* Awesome Of Moment Crowning (alt. title: emosewA fO tnemoM gninworC)
** [[Awesome/StarWars This]] page [[StrangeSyntaxSpeaker meant]] you?
* Crowning Moment of Evil
** MoralEventHorizon
* [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Crowning Music Of Funny]]
** Crowning Music Of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Hundreds Of Voices Screaming In Unison]]
*** [[Franchise/StarWars ...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithBunnies Everything's Better With]] [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerps]]
* Everything's Tastier With Babies
** EatsBabies
* Boredom Fuel
** SoOkayItsAverage
* Chinese People [[StuffBlowingUp Blowing Up]]
** {{Evil Brit}}s [[StuffBlowingUp Blowing Stuff Up]]
* Crowning Moment of Average
** AntiClimax?
* Crowning Moment of TheSameButMore
* What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.
* Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.
** [[spoiler: This Troper]]
** "{{AstroTurf}}ing" and of use of {{Sockpuppet}}s.
* The Trope Too Good To Use
* Crowning Funny
* Crowning Moment of Crowning [[spoiler: AwesomeMomentOfCrowning]]
** Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: ''Knocked Up'')
** Dethroning Moment of Crowning
** Suck Moment of Dethroning
** Crowning Crown Of Crowning
* Awesome Moment Of Awesome
** A CrowningMomentOfAwesome from the [[AwesomeSeries "Awesome Series"]] by Egoraptor?
** Can overlap with the DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment
* Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery
** HaveANiceDeath, where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".
* Dethroning Moment of Awesome
** [[spoiler: Would the last few minutes of Anime/CodeGeass count?]]
* Nightmare Sugar
** CrapsaccharineWorld
* Arson Murder And Zoidberg
* Xanatos And Zoidberg
** TheyFightCrime
* Zoidberg Gambit
* Thirty Zoidberg Pileup
* Kick The Zoidberg
** Shoot The Zoidberg, [[DudeNotFunny Rape The Zoidberg]], Eat The Zoidberg
* Everything's Better With Zoidberg
* Sliding Scale Of Incest
** That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your OppositeSexClone to obeying laws against miscegenation.
*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?
*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.
*** No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double MisterSeahorse.
** Somehow, one could guess that there'd be a''Franchise/FireEmblem'' example on either end of that scale.
* Crowning Moment Of [[ADateWithRosiePalms Rosie Palms]]
** What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?
* Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending
** "Wait...[[EarthAllAlong I never left Earth]]! Or even this postal district! Why did I bother? WHHYYYYY???"
* Rape As ShaggyDogStory
** Rape the Shaggy Dog Story (not the dog, the ''story'')
* Princesses Prefer This Troper
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Punch Out]] [[StupidSexyFlanders Sexy Flanders]]?
** Horrifying Sexy {{Cthulhu}}
* We Cannot Go On Without TropeyTheWonderDog
* Screaming GroinAttack
** Isn't this the norm?
*** Not if you attack with your screaming groin.
* Crowning Moment of [[RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]]
** By definition, I think every instance of Rule 34 is a Crowning Moment.
* [[TimeyWimeyBall Timey Wimey]] IdiotBall
** Holding this may cause you to become [[MyOwnGrampa your own grandfather/mother]].
** Or [[Film/BackToTheFuture prevent your parents from meeting]].
* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong
** Rule34 strikes again!
* ''Literature/BattleRoyale'' With {{Panty Shot}}s
** ''IkkiTousen''
* The Dog Kicked Me First, [[GroinAttack In The Nuts!]]
* Crowning Moment Of Dethroning
** Most times LaResistance wins, actually.
*** Dethroning Moment of Crowning
**** A birth scene that ruins the movie?
* Dethroning Suck Of Awesomecrowns
* [[FetishFuel Fuel Fetish]]
* High-Octane Moment Of Fuel
** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Liquid Schwartz!]]
* Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins
* You Can Argue With Elves
** What about ScrewYouElves?
* Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner
* Made Of Xanatos
** ''Manga/DeathNote''
** [[XanatosRoulette Gatling Xanatos]]
* Tear Jerk Ass
** JerkassWoobie
** ''VideoGame/TalesOfTheAbyss''
*** If there was [[OfficialCouple an "X"]] or [[DefrostingIceQueen an "is a"]]
* Fridge Full Of Wing Wang
** LorenaBobbitt
* The Elf Shot First
* You Fail Ruined FOREVER
** You Ruined EpicFail FOREVER
* [[OverlyLongGag Evangelion is still not that good.]]
* [[SacrificialLamb Sacrificial]] EnsembleDarkhorse
** {{Ensemble Darkhorse}}s [[WomenInRefrigerators in Refrigerators]]
* Yay Ho-- cheering for a prostitute
** Overlaps with HookerWithAHeartOfGold.
* Sucking The Crown From A Moment
* Made Of Fap (FetishFuel meets RuleThirtyFour - downgraded from [[strike:[[Wiki/SCPFoundation Keter]]]] Too Dangerous)
* Everything Is Better With ThisTroper
** Everything Is Better With DarthWiki/ThatTroper
*** Everything Is Worse With SugarWiki/TheOtherTroper
* [[HisDarkMaterials You Fall In The Abyss Forever]]
** IFellForHours!
* Crowning Moment Of {{Fanservice}}
** ''{{Eiken}}''
*** No. That's not a "moment."
**** It's a whole ''shitload'' of moments.
* One-Winged Kavorka Man
* ThoseWackyNazis [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff Love David Hasselhoff]]
* Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly TruthInTelevision.
* Evangelion Really Isn't DarthWiki/ThatTroper
* GrimDark [[ElegantGothicLolita Lolita]]
* Cute CompleteMonster Girl
** EvilIsSexy?
** ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokuroChan''
* [[StarWars The Other Wookie]]
** Wookieepedia?
* [[SoCoolItsAwesome So Awesome]] [[SoBadItsHorrible It's Horrible]]
* [[SantaClaus Ho Ho Ho]] Yay
** Possibly implied by a SexySantaDress?
** Well he does [[ParentalBonus know where all the naughty girls are]]...
* IWillFightCrimeNoMore Forever
** I Will Fight TheForeverWar No More
* Thirty {{Yandere}} Pileup
** Some harem anime might qualify... {{Higurashi}} almost does...
* Crowning Moment Of HoYay
** I'm pretty sure ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn]]'' had one.
* Crowning Moment of [[DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck Suck]]
** Dethroning Moment of [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Awesome]]
* [[HowDoIShotWeb How Do I]] {{Shotacon}}
* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?
* ThreeMinutesOfWrithing [[PornWithPlot With Porn]]
* Overly Short Gag
** OrphanedPunchline, perhaps?
* Hobo Yay
* [[AmericansHateTingle Tingle]] Loves [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff David Hasselhoff]]
** Um, ew?
** [[GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff David Hasselhoff]] [[AllLoveIsUnRequited hates]] [[AmericansHateTingle Tingle]]
* TheyFightCrime ... [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]]
** LightNovel/DirtyPair fits the bill, kind of.
* [[NintendoHard Nintendo]] HardGay
** A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?
** If you're a gay man, have you ever tried the missionary position with your partner? Is that even possible?
** [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore American Kirby Is]] HardGay
* All Amazons Want Cheerleaders
** [[GirlOnGirlIsHot I'd watch.]]
* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog
* Shaggy Xanatos Story
** An elaborate conspiracy arranged so ingeniously that the perpetrator can't fail to benefit from it, all to achieve...nothing in particular. He just likes the intrigue.
** SpannerInTheWorks
* {{Big|WordShout}} {{Narm}}
** [[BigWordShout NAAAAAAAA]][[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan RRRRRRRMM!!!]]
** [[BigDamnHeroes Big Damn]] {{Narm}}
** Big [[PinkyAndTheBrain Narf]]
* {{Big|WordShout}} {{Squick}}
* [[TimeyWimeyBall Timey Wimey]] [[LoveDodecahedron Dodecahedron]]
** The only example would be Recap/DoctorWhoS18E2Meglos.
* Schmuck Fuel
* [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Complaining About The Research]]
** [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch Complaining About Research You Did Not Do]]
* Xanatos Aesop
* [[IJustWantToBeNormal I Just Want To Be]] A PhysicalGod
* Tropes That Must Not Happen
** Tropes That Must Not Be Named
*** Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub
* {{Earn Your|HappyEnding}} GainaxEnding
** ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger'' actually did that: The NewGamePlus endings are all kinda Gainax-y.
* Crowning Moment Of ExecutiveMeddling
** ''Film/{{Brazil}}''
** ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''
** ''Film/TheThiefAndTheCobbler''
* MindRape [[RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]
** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at WhatTheHellHero and {{Superdickery}} and go from there.
** Dungeons And Dragons plays this straight -- the spell ''named''' MindRape has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act.
** [[BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood done]].
** Well, in ''LukeSkywalkerAndTheShadowsOfMindor'', Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia.
* Retro Yay (A bunch of boys ''probably'' stole a ''Playboy'' and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in TheFifties.)
* Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)
** Neil Patrick Harris in the 3rd Film/HaroldAndKumar movie.
* Rez Yay (An otherwise-straight guy watches Westerns for {{Shirtless|Scene}} {{ProudWarriorRaceGuy}}s.)
** Finding the graphics in ''{{Rez}}'' [[PerverseSexualLust sexy]].
* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks
* Holding Out For Someone Taller
* [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Rape Is Funny When]] It's [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction Skitty On Wailord]]
* Earth Shattering [+'''''Kawaii!'''''+]
* [[FridgeLogic Fridge]] [[WeirdnessMagnet Magnet]]
** [[AnvilOnHead Dropped]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim a Fridge on Him]]
* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life
* [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Spell My Name With A]] [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerp]]
* OneSceneWonder [[ProjectileToast Toast]]
* FetishRetardant Fetishist
* Crack FandomRivalry
* Complaining About Ships That Don't Exist
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco in]] PimpedOutDress
** A variation on VillainousCrossdresser. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.
* {{Humans are|Bastards}} {{Magnificent Bastard}}s
* [[NoJustNoReaction No, Just No]] [[NoYay Yay]]
* [[FridgeLogic Fridge]] {{Badass}}: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull''.)
* High Octane SweetDreamsFuel
** TastesLikeDiabetes for the GlurgeAddict?
* [[MissedMomentOfAwesome Missed Moment of Funny]]
** OrphanedPunchline is one form.
* Missed Music of Awesome
** TakeOurWordForIt used for music in literature and comics.
* Missed Moment of Heartwarming
* Missed Moment of Suck
* Crowning Moment of Mistresses
* Crowning Moment of Moments
* [[NiceHat Hats]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast To Run Away From Really Fast]]
** The Double Black Hat Guy from XKCD?
** Doris from MeetTheRobinsons.
* [[GuardiansCrusade Knight Meets Baby]]
** [[TabletopGame/{{Chess}} Knight Takes Baby]] "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 What sick man sends babies to fight me!?]]"
*** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Bishop Eats Baby]]
* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?
* [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield Where The Hell Is]] RonTheDeathEater
* [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco In]] RobeAndWizardHat
* You Know, That Thing Where The Hell Is Springfield
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Punch Out]] MarySue?
** Broke Your Arm Punching Out Mary Sue
* High Octane Nausea Fuel
* High Octane Fetish Fuel
* Crowning Moment Of Asshole
** MoralEventHorizon
* RonTheDeathEater In Leather Pants (making a good character more evil, then making the evil version sexy)
** You actually see quite a bit of fanfiction that does this to Harry in the ''HarryPotter'' fandom
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just]] SlapSlapKiss [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Cthulhu]]?
* Fridge Fetish Fuel
** Something where you don't realise how hot it was until [[LateToThePunchline years later]]: that might work.
** ParentalBonus?
* Digital Piracy Is EvilIsSexy
** [[{{Neptunia}} Arfoire]].
* [[NewMediaAreEvil New Media Are]] AffablyEvil
* SubvertedTrope vs Dubverted Trope.
* {{Seinfeld Is|Unfunny}} SoUnfunnyItsFunny
* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into FragileFlower.
** Could [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E26TheBestNightEver The Best Night Ever]]"?
* {{He Who Fights|Monsters}} {{Cute Monster Girl}}s
** Protoganist of MonsterGirlQuest might qualify.
* [[ArrogantKungFuGuy Arrogant]] [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Old Spice Guy]]
** [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Old]] NiceGuy
*** [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike Old]] NiceGuy
* Everthing is BetterThanCanon
** SoBadItsHorrible
* Everything Sounds Sexier In Norwegian
** Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish
* [[ContinuityPorn Continuity]] {{Gorn}}
** An aspect of TheyJustDidntCare?
* [[FoeYay Yay Foe]] - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.
** Perhaps the opposite of YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame?
* Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can
** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn]]
* [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Dropped]] The Research On Him
** When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.
* ThoseWackyNazis [[ANaziByAnyOtherName By Any Other Name]]
* [[AliensSpeakingEnglish Aliens]] SpeakingSimlish
** [[AliensSpeakingEnglish Aliens Speaking]] {{Angrish}}
*** [[AliensSpeakingEnglish Aliens Speaking]] {{Engrish}}
* [[CryingIndian Crying]] MagicalNativeAmerican
* [[RousseauWasRight Rousseau Was]] [[GoneHorriblyRight Horribly Right]]
* [[ThoseTwoGuys Those Two]] YaoiGuys
** {{Those Two Bad|Guys}} YaoiGuys
* [[BringMyBrownPants Brown]] PantyThief
** Eww.
* [[ExecutiveMeddling Executive]] [[AuthorAvatar Avatar]]: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.
* [[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin And]] [[HobbesWasRight Hobbes Were Right]]
** Bill Watterson Was Right
* Xanatos Was Right
* Zoidberg Was Right
* The Wright Brothers Were Right
* [[SuperOCD Super]] {{OOC}}
* {{Incredibly Lame|Pun}} BondOneLiner
** So, all of them?
* Dick[[{{Tearjerker}} jerker]] [[spoiler:({{Fanservice}})]]
* {{Shoot The|Shaggy Dog}} {{Shaggy Frog|Story}}
* {{Gainaxing}} [[GainaxEnding Ending]]
** [[AllMenArePerverts What a happy ending.]]
* Administrivia/{{The Same|ButMore}} ButWaitTheresMore
* [[UnsettlinggenderReveal Dropped An]] UnsettlingGenderReveal [[UnsettlinggenderReveal On Him]]
* {{Did You Just Punch Out|Cthulhu}} The Dog?
* {{Jerkass}} [[BadassNormal Normal]]
** {{Jerkass}} [[BadassAdorable Adorable]]
* {{Badass}} [[DumbassHasAPoint Has A Point]]
* [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg My Friends... and]] The Dog
* {{Cyanide|Pill}} [[LaxativePrank Prank]]
* [[RepurposedPopSong Repurposed]] NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly [[RepurposedPopSong Song]]
* {{Fat|BestFriend}} BlackBestFriend
* {{Black|BestFriend}} [[FatBastard Bastard]]
* MagicalNegro [[MagicalGirl Girl]]
** MagicalNativeAmerican [[MagicalGirl Girl]]
** MagicalAsian [[MagicalGirl Girl]]
** [[EverybodyWantsTheHermaphrodite Magical Hermaphrodite]]
* {{Like Reality|UnlessNoted}} [[http://xkcd.com/483/ But]] ''[[RuleOfCool Awesomer]]''
* [[TheOtherWiki Citation]] {{Needless}}
* [[StupidJetpackHitler Stupid]] TimeLord [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]
* Everything Is Sexier If TimeLord
* [[TimeyWimeyBall Wibbly Wobbly Timey]] MindScrew
* [[LickedByTheDog Licked By The]] [[ShaggyDogStory Shaggy Dog]]
** {{The|DogWasTheMastermind}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[TheDogWasTheMastermind Was the Mastermind]]
** {{The|DogShotFirst}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[TheDogShotFirst Shot First]]
** {{Pet the|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}}
** {{Kick the|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}}
** {{Even the|DogIsAshamed}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed is Ashamed]]
** {{Eat the|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}}
** {{Old|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}}
** {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[DogDiesAtTheEnd Dies At the End]]
** {{Make the|DogTestify}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}} [[MakeTheDogTestify Testify]]
** {{Shoo the|Dog}} {{Shaggy Dog|Story}}
* Unwinnable by Insane Design Mistake
** Unwinnable by Sanity: When any sane person would realize the objective of the game is impossible, so it is. What, you didn't think a ragtag bunch of misfits could ''really'' overthrow a galactic empire, did you?
* SNKBoss meets VillainSue AKA ArcSystemWorks boss.
* {{Crowning Moment of|Awesome}} {{Bittersweet|Ending}}
* [[ThoseTwoGuys Those Two]] [[ArrogantKungFuGuy Arrogant Kung Fu Guys]]
* {{Not Wearing|Pants}} MagicPants
* {{Badass in a Nice|Suit}} Soup
** Hot Chick in a Badass Soup
** My Soup Is Also Super
** Soup Up Of Destiny
* {{Cute And|Psycho}} PsychoExGirlfriend
* [[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard Locking]] [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike Shows You Don't Like]] [[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard In The Store Cupboard]]
* [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice Job Raping It, Hero]]
* Our Steves Are Different
* [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Everyone Is Jesus]] [[DracoInLeatherPants In Leather Pants]]
* [[AllJustADream All Just A Meme]]
* Incest Bonus
* [[EverybodysDeadDave Everybody's]] TooDumbToLive, [[EverybodysDeadDave Dave]]
* [[KnightOfCerebus Knight of]] [[ReverseCerebusSyndrome Reverse Cerebus]]
* [[HairOfGoldHeartOfGold Hair of Gold, Heart of]] {{Jerk|WithAHeartOfJerk}}
* [[HiddenHeartOfGold Hidden Heart of]] {{Jerk|WithAHeartOfJerk}}
* [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Hooker with a Heart of]] {{Jerk|WithAHeartOfJerk}}
* [[MisunderstoodLonerWithAHeartOfGold Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of]] {{Jerk|WithAHeartOfJerk}}
* {{Catapult|Nightmare}} NightmareFuel
* [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped Some]] [[DroppedABridgeOnHim Bridges]] [[SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDropped Need To Be Dropped]]
* {{Killer|Rabbit}} [[CallARabbitASmeerp Smeerp]]
* [[CastFromHitPoints Cast From]] [[ThePointsMeanNothing Meaningless Points]]
* {{Wild Mass|Guessing}} {{Gushing|AboutShowsYouLike}}
* {{Especially|Zoidberg}} {{My Friends|AndZoidberg}}
* {{The Dog|ShotFirst}} {{Shoo|TheDog}}ed [[TheDogShotFirst First]]
* [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Dude, She's Like]] [[DudeNotFunny Not Funny!]]
* {{What Do You Mean|ItsNotAnIndex}}, It's NotASubversion?
** What Do You Mean, It's NotADeconstruction?
*** {{Reconstruction}}?
* [[UsefulNotes/SchrodingersCat Schrödinger's]] CatGirl: Until it is measured, a work both does and does not have a CatGirl in it.
* [[PhotoOpWithTheDog Photo Op With]] TheScrappy
* {{Lights Off|SomebodyDies}}, [[RocksFallEveryoneDies Everyone Dies]]
* {{Animal|ReactionShot}} DiscretionShot
* {{Dead|HorseTrope}} [[EnsembleDarkhorse Darkhorse]] [[DeadHorseTrope Trope]]
* [[IAmBecomingSong I Am Become Song,]] [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Destroyer of Worlds]]
* [[YouCantFightFate You Can't Fight]] TemptingFate
* Halfway Between {{Troperiffic}} And ClicheStorm
** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm
** Mohs Scale of ClicheStorm Hardness
* Halfway Between Troperiffic And Halfway Between Troperiffic And Cliche Storm
* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm
** Which way?
*** ''[[MindScrew Both]].''
* Crowning Zoidberg
** All Hail King Zoidberg
*** Down With The Tyrant Zoidberg
**** Didn't those three actually happen?
* Disney Princess Fanservice
** Do want
*** Quickly, to deviantART! (Other art sources are available.)
* Scrappy's Gambit
** Cunningly arranging to [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap redeem himself with the audience]].
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Punch Out]] {{Scrappy}}?
** TakeThatScrappy
* [[HoYay Ho]] {{Yandere}}: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.
** Probably would be a subtrope of DepravedHomosexual.
* [[EarnYourHappyEnding Earn Your]] DownerEnding
** ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|Reimagined}}''
** ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War]]'', [[ItWasHisSled First Generation]].
** ShootTheShaggyDog / HopeSpot
* [[SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer Sidetracked By The]] [[StrangledByTheRedString Red String]]
** Related to RomanticPlotTumor.
* They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
** That's essentially GrowingTheBeard.
* Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny
* [[NotUsingTheZWord Z]] [[NWordPrivileges Word]] [[{{Discworld}} Privileges]]
* Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming Squick
[[/folder]]

[[folder:ABC Meets XYZ]]
* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A MrFanservice From A Kids Show
** FlatWhat
* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Boxbot]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Crowning Moments]]
** AwesomeMomentOfCrowning
* Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
* Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg
* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* ThePowerOfRock [[RockBeatsLaser Beats]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Laser Guided]] EasyAmnesia
* [[DieForOurShip Die For Our]] GambitPileup...[[AC: [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]]]]
* Dark Horse Defeat
* Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
** A WholesomeCrossdresser accidentally shoots Marvin in the face after revealing his true gender.
** "There were supposed to be two earth-shattering kaboobs!"
* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
** BlackComedy... UpToEleven
*** Isn't that the humor of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''?
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
** Playing With ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike?
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Crowning Moment of [[VGCats Nerd Rage]]
** YourFavoriteMartian did a song on this.
* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me
* Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
** ''TheBoondocks''?
* Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
** Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
*** But the girls don't have a [[ICallHimMisterHappy screw]].
**** Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
* [[WeCanRuleTogether We Can]] [[AdamAndEvePlot Make A]] MasterRace [[WeCanRuleTogether Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[HeyArnold Helga]]
* Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''{{Ferngully}}'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[YourHeadAsplode his head exploded]].
* [[DracoinLeatherPants Draco in]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth Shattering]] GainaxEnding
* {{OVER NINE THOUSAND}} [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Percent Approval]] [[ThePlan Gambit]] Ruined FOREVER [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE]] [[RoadrunnerVsCoyote Vs Coyote]] [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Season Rabbit Season]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Zoidberg]] EspeciallyZoidberg [[SlidingScaleOfUnavoidableVersusUnforgivable Versus Unforgivable]] [[SlidingScaleOfFourthWallHardness Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[AbstractScale Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
** Meg from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Radiant Dawn]]'' qualifies for this.
* WHAM BLAM Musical Christmas Baseball Beach Episode on a Plane - yes, all of that ''at once.''
* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Dumbass]] {{Badass}} {{Jerkass}} [[TheWoobie Woobie]] [[MarySue Sue]]
* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]] [[MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And [[MemeticSexGod wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?
* Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
* Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
* [[IndexingEnsues Realistically Intoxicated, Hilariously Awkward, Mortal Human Coitus Ensues and Sues]]
* [[DudeNotFunny Dude, She's Not Like, In An]] ActuallyPrettyFunny [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Silly Puns, Often on Other Trope Names]]
* Chuck Norris Goes To Candy Mountain
** SugarApocalypse
* Discredited Tropes Whose Time Has Come Again
** CyclicTrope
* Couldnt Think Of A Trope
* Made Of Vin (Diesel)
* The Trope [[PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Never Happen]]
* Xanatos Supper
* Xanatos Trip To The Bathroom
** Xanatos Random Happenstance
* Working That Way Does Not Work That Way
** Performing A Task In Such A Manner Does Not Work That Way
** Don't Work That Way
* So Below Average That Its Not Even Bad Enough To Complain About
* Xanatos Can't Be Bothered
* Did Not Need To Bother To Do The Research
* [[ShownTheirWork Did In Fact Do The Research]]
** Did The Research But [[ArtisticLicense Ignored It]]
** Did The Research But Did Not Cite Sources And Now Has To Repeat The Course
** Did The Research On The Wrong Thing
** Did The Research But [[ScienceMarchesOn The Research Is Obsolete]]
** Did The Research But The Source Was A Parody With Intentionally Wrong Info
** Did The Research, But The Source Was Wrong
** Did [[BreakTheCutie The Cutie]]. Someone Else Can Deal With The Research.
* Done Over By The Research (Once you investigated the details, [[IdiotPlot the story fell apart.]])
* Honestly Intended To Do The Research, But Just Started Browsing Website/{{Cracked}} And TV Tropes Instead
* Xanatos Chuck Norris (Hey, if Gilligan gets one...)
** Whatever happens, the result is that Xanatos comes out ahead and Chuck Norris looks like a badass. [[AliensVsPredator Whoever wins, we lose]].
* Describe DescribeTopicHere Here
* Generally Inconsequential Or Unimportant
* Dirt Is More Expensive
** ''Film/{{Waterworld}}''
* High Octave Nightmare Fuel
* Xanatos Fails Grade School Forever
* Crowning Moment Of Nothing
** Crowning Moment Of Everything
*** Which is where Crowning Moment Of Awesome [[TropeDecay was going]], anyhow.
* Crowning Moment Of 'Huh?'
** MindScrew
** ''TheRoom''?
* Crowning Moment Of Whatever
** CrowningMomentOfIndifference
* Crowning Moment of [[FlatWhat What]]
** MindScrew
* Crowning Moment Of [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom]]
** [[DoctorDoom Doom]] needs no crown, minion.
* Title Been Rejected [[SlingBlade Mmmmhmmm]]
* In A Minute You Won't Be Alive
* [[JapaneseRanguage Clowning]] [[FunnyMoments Moment Of Funny]]
** [[JapaneseRanguage Clowning]] Moment Of {{Engrish}}
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Lord Cthulhu's Punch-Out!!!]]
* [[EpicFail Epic Yale]]
** [[BeyondTheImpossible Beyond the Ivy League Ball]]
* Deus Ex {{Machinima}}
* Deus Ex [[MicroMachines Micro Machina]]
* [[HandCannon Hand Canon]]
* [[HeroicBSOD Heroic Open Tray Error]]
** Heroic Paper Jam
* VillainousBreakdown Rescue
** Villainous Breakbeat
** Villainous Breakfast
*** ''Series/BreakingBad: The Next Generation'' starring R.J. Mitte
* [[MeetCute Die Cute]]
* [[AbsurdlySpaciousSewer Absurdly Specious Sewer]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaronic_language Macaronic]] and Cheese
* {{Always| Male}} Mail
* {{Always| Female}} Email
* [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption Always Fail]]
* {{Oven|Logic}} [[FridgeBrilliance Brilliance]]
** {{Oven|Logic}} [[FridgeHorror Horror]]
** {{Oven|Logic}} [[EvenTheGuysWantHim The Guys Want Him]]
* Well-Behaved Tentacles
* [[DudeNotFunny Dude, Funny!]]
* [[CompleteMonster Complete]] [[TheMafia Mobster]]
* The [[TheWomen Unswallow]]
** {{Vomit Discretion|Shot}} Advised
* [[InSpaceEveryoneCanSeeYourFace In Your Face, Everyone Can See Space]]
** CelestialBody
* Rare Third Gender Example
* [[SeenItAMillionTimes Tropey]] [[TrophyWife Wife]]
* {{Word Of| God}} [[TalkingAnimal Dog]]
* [[Music/TheSmiths Some Tropes Are Troper Than Others]]
* Drowning Moment of Awesome
** [[Series/{{Lost}} Not Penny's Boat]]
* [[HoYay Het Yay]]
* {{This Is Your Premise On|Drugs}} [[IncendiaryExponent Fire]]
* [[BadassCape Badass Cake]]
* [[DeaderThanDisco Better than Disco]]
* [[JerkAss Jerkdick]]
** ADateWithRosiePalms
* [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya SOS]] [[EstrogenBrigadeBait Brigade Bait]]
** [[TVTropes Don't we have an entire wiki for that?]]
* [[Music/JayZ 99 Problems]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames With Licensed Games]]
** I Got 99 Problems But [[HighConcept A Pitch]] Ain't One
* Everything's Redder with Commies — Communists are so much better than without communists.
* [[BlackComedy White Comedy]]
** MonochromeCasting
** Asian Comedy
** Native American Comedy
** Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander Comedy
* [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Wanton Caring to the Common Comma]]
** GrammarNazi
* [[UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC Pierre L']]EnfantTerrible
* [[{{Flanderization}} Wallonization]]
* Xanatos [[TheScrappy Scrappy]]
** Everything he does ends up making the fans hate him, even the cool stuff.
* [[ViewersAreMorons Unreliable Reader]]
* [[ADogNamedDog A God Named God]]
* [[DoAnythingRobot Do-Nothing Robot]]
** Know-Nothing Robot: A robot with viciously xenophobic anti-Catholic and anti-immigration views.
*** Like a KnowNothingKnowItAll, a robot that presents itself as a MagicalDatabase, but is usually completely misguided.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Too Dangerous]]
* One God Limit
** Well, anything more specific than "PlayedStraight with monotheistic religions" and "[[AvertedTrope Averted]] with polythestic religions"
** [[AllThereInTheManual The supplementary SOMETHING]] for ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} says that [[PhysicalGod Dr. Manhattan]] said there will never be another one of him, and that they don't know if he means it just won't happen, it [[ItOnlyWorksOnce can't]] happen, or he won't LET it happen.
* One Party Limit
* Just Bugs Me/Religion
* Wall Banger/Religion
* Fetish Fuel/Religion
** Peverse Sexual Lust/Religion
* So Bad It's Good/Religion
* So Cool It's Awesome/Religion
* So Bad It's Horrible/Religion
* Did Not Do The Research/Religion
* Too Dumb To Live/Religion
* [=4chan=]
** FourChan redirects to ImageBoards (should we make an article about Anonymous?)
*** There's Tropers.{{Anonymous}}...
* Hitler Was Right
** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points
** Stalin Did What He Had To Do
** Okay, What Would ''You'' Do While Rome Burns?
** [[TheDogShotFirst The Jews Started It]]
** Hitler In Leather Pants
** [[StupidJetpackHitler Stupid]] [[StupidSexyFlanders Sexy Hitler]]
*** [[StupidJetpackHitler Stupid Jetpack]] [[StupidSexyFlanders Flanders]]
** Creepy Cool Swastikas
*** PuttingOnTheReich?
* [[{{Subverted}} Somewhat Subverted]]
** [[{{Eversion}} Somewhat Everted]]
** Somewhat Perverted
** [[WikiWalk Somewhat Diverted]]
* Most TV Writers Are Liberals
** This was actually YKTTW'd.
** Rejected because [[TakeThatMe most tropers]] [[FlameBait are liberals]].
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime ReDead]] BlackComedyRape, {{Squick}}.
** How about [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]]
* Well Fuck That Shit!
** ScrewThisImOuttaHere
* Drugs Are Awesome
* ThisTroper
* Tropes That Will Never Happen
** Owch.
* Tropes That Always Happen
** Tropes That Might Happen
* Accidental Nightmare Fuel Retardant
** {{Narm}}
** Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident
* Made Of Fap (Downgraded to [[strike:[[Wiki/SCPFoundation Euclid]]]] XMeetsY)
* Fapped A Bridget On Him
** Dropped a [[WidgetSeries Widget]] On Him
* [[TitleDrop Title Fap]]
** [[TheScrappy Title Fop]]
* Darth''er''Wiki
** Can you really Administrivia/TheSameButMore an entire namespace? [[ForbiddenChekhovsGun Should we even try?]]
*** '''[[BigNo NO!]]''' It's too dangerous!
*** Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[Wiki/SCPFoundation XK-class]] [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt End-of-the-world]] scenario???
*** Darth''iest'' Wiki
*** Sugarier Wiki
** [[Warhammer40K TV Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of TV Tropes, there are only {{Justifying Edit}}s!)
* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome
* Crowning Moment Of {{Troll}}
* Targets That Should Be Acceptable
* Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices
** Useful Notes: {{Doomsday Device}}s
* Everybody Remembers the Swastika
** Why not? It's so true!
* Xanatos Is A Moron
* I Am Making This Up
** I Am Not Cleaning This Up
* SummerGlau Is Not Hot
** HypeBacklash?
** ChuckNorris Is Not Awesome
*** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=ifgoks73usqllrjydiu3zbb5&page=1 Ahem.]]
* ''This'' Troper.
* Why You Suck
* DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible / Countries
** DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible / RealLife
** So Bad They're Horrible / Tropers
** Horrible / Food
** Horrible / Disney Sitcoms
* Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.
* List Of Administrative Passwords For This Wiki
** List of Administrative Passwords for the CIA
*** I hear one of them is "12345".
**** [[{{Film/Spaceballs}} I have the same combination on my luggage.]]
* Incredibly Great Pun
* January December Romance
** Thermidor December Romance
*** [[VideoGame/ArmoredCore Thermidor]] [[{{Pokemon}} May]] [[CrackPairing Romance]]
** Monday Tuesday Romance
* Please Don't Spoil The Endings Of Works Where Detective Is The Bad Guy
* Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway
** Blasphemy!
* Crowning Moment of Stop Making Tropes Named After Xanatos Already
** Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implict Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside TVtropes, And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject--
* Rape Is Funny When [[SexualKarma It's Happening To People Who Think Rape Is Funny]]
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male On Mermaid
*** That one could be slightly true, actually. Mainly the part where the male's trying to [[MermaidProblem figure out how]].
*** Rape is Funny When It's Male On Clown
*** Rape Is Okay When It's Male On Female
** Rape Is Funny When It Is TheScrappy On EnsembleDarkHorse
*** Rape Is Okay When It's EnsembleDarkHorse On TheScrappy.
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[NaughtyTentacles Eldritch Abomination]] on Male.
** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[BestialityIsDepraved Horse]] on AuthorAvatar on Female on IED on EldritchAbomination [[OverlyLongGag on pre-op transvestite]] on [[PerverseSexualLust aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking housefly]]. TheAristocrats.
** [[SoundtrackDissonance Rape Is Funny When It's Set To The Benny Hill Show Theme]]
** Rape is Okay When It's {{Fanfic}} Author [[CanonDefilement on Canon]].
** Rape is Okay When It's [[ContinuitySnarl Author]] on Canon.
** [[ToplessRobot Rape Is Funny When It's Enormous Aquatic Cephalopod on Animate Building]]
** Rape Is Funny When It's [[DaVincisNotebook Girl On Girl On Girl On Girl On Girl On Guy On Sheep]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loOTAw5GyI8 Rape is Okay When They Won't Consent]]
*** Rape is Okay When It's Man on Hitler.
** Rape is OK when it's Creator/AmandaSeyfried On This Troper
* We Hate Bush
** We Hate Bush Unless It's Rule 34
** Contrast PlantPerson and LesYay.
** BaldOfAwesome?
%% It's funnier if left ambiguous.
* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German
** DudeNotFunny: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi[[note]]I meant History[[/note]] Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).
** Genocide Is Funny When It's [[UsefulNotes/IsraelisWithInfraredMissiles Israeli]] On German ?
* TitleBin Laden
** I searched for this page, but I couldn't find it.
** That page was killed by Troper Team Six.
* Fortunate Implications - where tropers watch racist propaganda and deliberately misinterpret it as being totally innocuous.
* That Troper is Mistaken/Wrong/Stupid Because...
* HetIsEw When It's Female On Male
* Circlejerk With A Heart Of Gold
** Err...HoYay?
* Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed
** AlwaysChaoticEvil
* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like
* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped
** ''[[StarCraft StarCraft]]''[[StarCraft , your Carriers]]
** Some Countries Need To Be Nuked
* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped
** ''[[StarCraft StarCraft]]''[[StarCraft , your Siege]][[TankGoodness Tanks]]
** ''MuvLuvAlternative'', that BETA Hive in Canada.
* [[DudeNotFunny Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]
** Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Male
* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It
* {{Slash}} [[{{Shipping}} shippers]] are [[CompleteMonster horrible people]].
%% Not made as a statement of fact, nor of opinion; merely of a trope that, by definition, is Too Dangerous to include. %%
* RealLife / WarHasNeverBeenSoMuchFun
* Homophobia Is Okay When It's Gay on Straight
** Sounds like an odd combination of YouAreWhatYouHate and DoubleStandard...
* Useful Notes / Murder Suicide
* Useful Notes / Where to find 5 years old kids alone
* Useful Notes / Covert Manufacture and Use of Schedule 1 Chemical Warfare Agents
* Useful Notes / Sparking Nuclear Warfare
* Shows That Most People On TV Tropes Seem To Like Which Actually Suck
* The [=FastEddie=]
** The Tropers/FastEddie [[TheFastAndTheFurious Furious]]
*** Fast Eddie Is Furious
*** [[Memes/TVTropes Fast Eddie Will Shut That Shit Down]]
* [[TheChikan The Chikan Dance]]
* [[WikiVandal Vandalism]] [[MadeOfWin of Win]]
* [[ViewersAreMorons Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.
* [[CantArgueWithElves Can't Argue]] With [[JewsLoveToArgue Jews]]
* All Guys Want {{Shotacon}}s
* Necrophilia NeedsMoreLove
* @/FastEddie Was Wrong
** '''''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} HERESY!]]''''' '''*BLAM!*'''
* The Network Executives Were Right
** ProtectionFromEditors
* Most Writers Are White
* Most Tropers Are Autistic
** AspergerSyndrome, maybe.
** Most Writers Are Autistic
* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child
** Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Adult
** Molestation is Okay When Nothing Else Keeps Them In Line
* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal
** Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal Rights Activist on Animal
** Animal Abuse Is Okay When It's Animal on Human
* Posts That Got Users Banned
* All Women Are [[StrawFeminist Feminists]]
* [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh MY]] [[GratuitousEnglish WAI]][[MemeticMutation FU]]
* Ambiguously Transsexual
** Ambiguously A CIA Agent/Real Life
* Only Sane Fan
* Estrogen Brigade Jailbait
* TruthInTelevision/Racial Stereotypes
* Murder Is the Best Solution[=/=]RealLife
* [[TropesAreNotBad Slavery Is Not Bad]]
** [[TropesAreTools Slavery Is A Tool]]
* [[MagicalNegro Magical Wetback]]
* Abortion Fuel
** FetusTerrible, perhaps?
* Everything's Yiffier With Foxes
* Cool Kidnapping Van
* [[HetIsEw Ho is Ew]]
* H-Bomb Privileges
* Viewers Are Not As Smart As They Think They Are
* {{Jesus Was|Crazy}} [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory Everyone In Purgatory]]
* Everything's Better With Incest
** Rule34
** ''Franchise/FireEmblem''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Attracts Potholes]]
* And How
* Explanation is in my head
* I Wish I Was Making This Up
** I Am Totally Making This Up
* No Explanation Needed
* No Points For Guessing
* Nuff Said
* That's What Nuff Said
* Oh, and ...
* Quipping - Because YouFightLikeACow really shouldn't be the trope's name.
* So There You Go
* That Is All
** Except that it is a BlueLink, a works page for ''ThatIsAll'', the last installment of ''CompleteWorldKnowledge''. When it becomes {{sinkhole}}d, we will [[SeriousBusiness seek vengeance]] upon John Hodgman and the author of the page. Damn you, Hodgman!
* The - with specific instructions to link to {{The}} page every time you use {{The}} word "{{The}}" on {{The}} wiki.
* Full Stop
* Well Then
* I Love You
** EngagingConversation [[ConversationInTheMainPage In The Main Page]]?
* This Is Awesome
* Overstatement
* I Know Already!
* I Would Rather Not Discuss It
* What a Shame
* And That's All You Need to Know
* The Best
* The Worst
* But Why?
* Think again!
* Do I Need To Say It?
* You Decide
* And I Would Like To Emphasize This Statement
* The Epitome Of This Trope
* However
** But
* Oh So Much
* Partially Playing With a Trope
** Somewhat Playing With a Trope
** Brutally Playing With a Trope
** Hardly Playing With a Trope
* You'll Just Have to See For Yourself
* Says You
* What The Hell?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Unknowable]]
* Seen It Exactly Zero Times
** Subversions of this trope abound, however. Played with in PopculturalOsmosisFailure and ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch.
* Did The Research At The Last Minute
** Forced Someone To Do The Research For Him
** Didn't Do The Research, But Got It Right By Chance
* Will Never Be Remade
** VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII
** OldShame
* Secretly Nonfictional
* Index Of All Indices That Do Not Contain Themselves (think about it)
** That's not Unknowable so much as Impossible.
*** Well, it's possible to make, just not to be complete. But how many pages on a wiki can be said to be complete?
** Index of All Unindexed Indices
* Tropes That Pass In The Night
* Newsreaders Never Wear Underwear
* Works That Will Never Happen
* Tropes That Have Never Happened
* Tropes It Didn't Use
** Didn't Use All Possible Existing Tropes
*** ''Did'' Use All Possible Existing Tropes (this does belong in a different section, but it relates nicely.)
* [[UndeadHorseTrope Unborn Horse Trope]]
* We Will Not Have A Future In The Future
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Violation of Unwritten Content Policy]]
* Rape And Zoidberg
** NaughtyTentacles?
* [[RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale Rape Is Okay]] When It's Not Done At All
** Rape Isn't Okay At All
* [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale Rape Is Funny When Its Hermaphrodite On Male]]
** Zoidberg Raped My Friends
* Rape Is Always Funny
** Instant Funny, Just Add Rape
* Rape As Satire
* Rape The Shaggy Dog
** Rape the MoralEventHorizon
** Rape [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo Shaggy's Dog]]
*** Rape [[TheScrappy Shaggy's Other Dog]]
* Heartwarming Moment Of Rape
** Someone's clearly never read ''TheFountainhead''.
*** RapeIsLove in general.
*** [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]
** [[DudeNotFunny Crowning Moment Of Rape]]
** [[DudeNotFunny Funny Moment of Rape]]
*** BlackComedyRape
** Raping MomentOfAwesome
* A Date With Rape
* Dude, Not Rape
* Pornography Ghetto
* Pedophilia Ghetto
* Double Standard Rape: Octopus on Human
* Everything's Better with Rape
** Everything's Better with Rapists
* Badass Rapist
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate]]
* EpicFail
* ShockSite
** If it were possible, this would perhaps be more comforting.
* BladderOfSteel
* {{Unwinnable}}
** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?
*** The same way you win The Game.
* HumansAreBastards
* BrownNote
* EldritchAbomination
** TvTropes isn't one?
* RetGone
** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.
** Subverted if the trope is ever renamed. [[hottip:*:[[Might be CanonDiscontinuity if the title is considered a form of canon]]
* OlderThanTelevision (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
** So far, so good
* SecretTestOfCharacter
* BrotherSisterIncest
** ParentalIncest
* PoweredByAForsakenChild (The dark secret behind the entire wiki!)
* TheUnintelligible
** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.
* BetterThanSex
** It's Tv Tropes; ''of course'' it's better than sex!
* FanDumb and HateDumb
* LockedPages
* Administrivia/PermanentRedLinkClub
* WhiteVoidRoom
** The closest thing we have to that is EmptyRoomPsych.
* {{Lolicon}} / {{Shotacon}}
* {{Zapped}}
* SpeakingSimlish
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou (at least one HOPES this page will never self-demonstrate)
** [[AvertedTrope I wish]] [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} it didn't.]]
* ThisTroper
* FanMyopia
* SelfDemonstratingArticle
** Isn't it impossible for that to ''not'' self-demonstrate? I mean, it exists, and it's about self-demonstrating pages, so that makes it a self-demonstrating page in itself...doesn't it?
** It logically can either self-demonstrate or not self-demonstrate, [[{{Mindscrew}} but distinguishing between the two is impossible]] [[LogicBomb because either can only be proven by tautology.]][[note]]Let's assume that any article about self-demonstrating articles ''does'' self-demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is a self-demonstrating article, proving the assumption true. Now, let's assume that any such article ''doesn't'' self demonstrate. Therefore SelfDemonstratingArticle is not self-demonstrating, and the assumption is again true.[[/note]]
* [[RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]]
* {{Narm}}
* JumpScare
* DarthWiki/WallBanger
* InNameOnly (If so, it would be about stuff that is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.)
* IrisOut
* DarthWiki/RuinedFOREVER
* DarthWiki/SoBadItsHorrible
* ExpansionPack
** Unless replies count as expansions, or the original poster edits something to add more...
* RevenueEnhancingDevices
* DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm
* TimeMaster
* CopycatCover
* BloodlessCarnage (would only be possible if text had blood)
* KnifeNut
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill
* RightPlaceRightTimeWrongReason
* GambitRoulette
* GoMadFromTheRevelation
* KilledOffForReal
* InternetCounterattack
* RoleEndingMisdemeanor
* SceneryGorn
* SelfDestructMechanism
** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!
* FountainOfMemes
** C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!
* GiftedlyBad
** I also wrote the self-demonstrating versions of EpicFail and SoBadItsHorrible
* TheInternetIsForPorn
* WebVideo/BenDrowned
* PublicMediumIgnorance
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem…unless Tropers/FastEddie decides to.
* FanHater
* FandomHeresy
* BannedInChina
* YearInsideHourOutside - if only TVTropes was like this.
* DeaderThanDead
* GravityIsAHarshMistress
* PaintedTunnelRealTrain
* Really700YearsOld
* HumanoidAliens
* {{Batman}}
* CatsAreMean
* {{Squick}}
* DistaffCounterpart
* {{Yiff}}
* TalkingAnimal
* YourMom
** IBangedYourMom
* NationalStereotypes
* {{Imageboards}}
* Website/SomethingAwful
* {{Creepypasta}}
* DisneyOwnsThisTrope
* ScheduleSlip
* EatsBabies
* AxCrazy
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tropes That Will Never Be On ''Echo Chamber'']]
* AlienInvasion
* BalefulPolymorph
* {{Batman}} [[hottip:*:[[ARareSentence Boxer shorts notwithstanding]]
%% don't add an extra ]] to the above line, for some reason it works correctly as is
* BrotherSisterIncest
* BrownNote
* CasualInterstellarTravel
* WebVideo/EchoChamber (The [[{{metafiction}} meta]], [[MindScrew it hurts]].)
* EldritchAbomination
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
* FranchiseKiller
* HumongousMecha
* JumpScare
* KillEmAll
* {{Lolicon}}
** {{Shotacon}}
* ILoveTheDead
* OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs (Due to a lack of material...yet.)
* Any of the SexualHarassmentAndRapeTropes.
* RickRoll (due perhaps to ScrewedByTheLawyers)
* RuleThirtyFour
* SceneryGorn
* EverybodyHasLotsOfSex
* AnalProbing
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* Names To Get Away From At Tachyonic Speeds
* Names That You Don't Have To Run Away From But Probably Shouldn't Make Eye-Contact With Just To Be On The Safe Side

* This Is Your OTP On Drugs

** And then Z meets A, creating an infinite loop. After a few eons it gets bored and starts running backwards, creating lots of steem in the process.

* Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts
* Chaotic Eviler
* Yum Yum Yum

* The Complainer Is Always Insane

* Berserk Touch Screen

* What Do You Mean, It's Not a Snowclone?

* Crowing Moment of Natter
* Crowning Moment of Nightmare Fuel

* Crowning Moment Of Mary Sues

** I'm taking this to YKTTW.

* Epic Yale
** Beyond the Ivy League Ball

*** Breaking Bad: The Next Generation starring R.J. Mitte
* Die Cute
* Absurdly Specious Sewer

* Complete Mobster

* Tropey Wife

* [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya SOS Brigade Bait]]

*** [[StarWars ...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]

** {{Evil Brit}}s BlowingStuffUp

* [[NotUsingTheZWord Z]] [[NWordPrivileges Word]] [[{{Discworld}} Privileges]]
* Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming Squick

** Banned In A Media-less Vacuum

*** Arguably, this applies to many {{BMovie}}s, if not all of them.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:ABC Meets XYZ]]
* Stubbing Your Toe On The Door Then Deciding You Want To Go Ice Fishing In Dinosaur Times Then Decide To Entry Pimp Sex With Your Own Toe In France Then Rape Someone While Laughing At A MrFanservice From A Kids Show
** FlatWhat

* So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Boxbot]]?)
** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome
** So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Doctor Horrible]]
* Crowning Moment of Subverted Xanatos Kawaii Badassness
** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.
* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki
* [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment of]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Crowning Moments]]
** AwesomeMomentOfCrowning
* Sliding Scale of Realism Versus Cynicism Versus Videogame Objectives Versus Dialogue Versus Puppies
* Horrible Sliding Scale Of Crowning Moments And Zoidberg

* White Collar Windmills Are Not Safe For Work That Way
* ThePowerOfRock [[RockBeatsLaser Beats]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Laser Guided]] EasyAmnesia
* [[DieForOurShip Die For Our]] GambitPileup...[[AC: [[RecycledInSpace IN SPACE!]]]]

* Everything's Better With Incest
** Rule34
** ''Franchise/FireEmblem''
* Dark Horse Defeat
* Did You Just Drop A Bridget On Marvin?
** A WholesomeCrossdresser accidentally shoots Marvin in the face after revealing his true gender.
** "There were supposed to be two earth-shattering kaboobs!"
* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom
** BlackComedy... UpToEleven
*** Isn't that the humor of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''?
* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass
** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".
* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog
* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?
** Playing With ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontLike?
* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit
* Crowning Moment of [[VGCats Nerd Rage]]
** YourFavoriteMartian did a song on this.
* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me

* Precision Cluster Atomic N-Strike Privileges
** ''TheBoondocks''?
* Screw The Girls, I Have Ho Yay
** Screw The Girls, I Have Les Yay
*** But the girls don't have a [[ICallHimMisterHappy screw]].
**** Well, then, Screw The Guys, I Have Ho Yay
* [[WeCanRuleTogether We Can]] [[AdamAndEvePlot Make A]] MasterRace [[WeCanRuleTogether Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.
* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.
** Played straight by [[HeyArnold Helga]]

* Family Unfriendly Death By G Rated Sex
** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''{{Ferngully}}'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[YourHeadAsplode his head exploded]].
* [[DracoinLeatherPants Draco in]] [[EarthShatteringKaboom Earth Shattering]] GainaxEnding
* {{OVER NINE THOUSAND}} [[ZeroPercentApprovalRating Percent Approval]] [[ThePlan Gambit]] Ruined FOREVER [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE]] [[RoadrunnerVsCoyote Vs Coyote]] [[RabbitSeasonDuckSeason Season Rabbit Season]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Zoidberg]] EspeciallyZoidberg [[SlidingScaleOfUnavoidableVersusUnforgivable Versus Unforgivable]] [[SlidingScaleOfFourthWallHardness Fourth Wall Hardness]]
* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[AbstractScale Abstractness]].
* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl
** Meg from ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Radiant Dawn]]'' qualifies for this.
* WHAM BLAM Musical Christmas Baseball Beach Episode on a Plane - yes, all of that ''at once.''
* [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Dumbass]] {{Badass}} {{Jerkass}} [[TheWoobie Woobie]] [[MarySue Sue]]
* They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome
** That's essentially GrowingTheBeard.
* Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny

* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes
** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?
*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills
** Don't you mean "Everyone on TVTropes especially in WildMassGuessing is [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]] AND LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya on [[Series/DoctorWho Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[CloningBlues clone]] of a [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]] [[MarvelUniverse Skrull]] who was created by [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan]]"?
*** And [[MemeticSexGod wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?

* [[DoAnythingRobot Do-Nothing Robot]]
** Know-Nothing Robot: A robot with viciously xenophobic anti-Catholic and anti-immigration views.
* [[NotUsingTheZWord Z]] [[NWordPrivileges Word]] [[{{Discworld}} Privileges]]
* Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming Squick
* Too Dumb to Live It Down to Normal
* Dude, Not So Unfunny It's Actually Pretty Crazy Awesome
* [[IndexingEnsues Realistically Intoxicated, Hilariously Awkward, Mortal Human Coitus Ensues and Sues]]
* [[DudeNotFunny Dude, She's Not Like, In An]] ActuallyPrettyFunny [[DudeShesLikeInAComa Coma]]

* Everything's Redder with Commies — Communists are so much better than without communists.

** ''[[StarCraft StarCraft]]''[[StarCraft , your Carriers]]

** ''[[StarCraft StarCraft]]''[[StarCraft , your Siege]][[TankGoodness Tanks]]

** Molestation is Okay When Nothing Else Keeps Them In Line

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* [[YouCantFightFate You Can't Fight]] TemptingFate

* Unreliable Reader

* MagicalNativeAmerican [[MagicalGirl Girl]]
* MagicalAsian [[MagicalGirl Girl]]