History DarthWiki / Argyros

* FiveManBand:
** TheLeader: Heron. Though he's not always a very good one.
** TheLancer: Charlie.
** TheSmartGuy: Max.
** TheBigGuy: Abby. Who is ironically the smallest member of the group.
** TheChick: Zehra.

* AwesomeMcCoolName: Heron Argyros. He doesn't exactly live up to its coolness, though.

* EthicalSlut:

* FiveManBand: Heron and Zehra.

Forced to join an Alcoholic's Anonymous group, he drags a scattering of [[RecoveredAddict recovering alcoholics]] into his bitter feud with Norma and meets an EnsembleCast, which includes not only Zehra, but plucky {{hipster}} and AA facilitator Charlie Reid, [[DrJerk tactless doctor]] Max Milson, Declan Corcoran, a hapless single father from [[UsefulNotes/NorthernIreland Derry]] and Abby, his BrattyTeenageDaughter with a surprising knack for alchemy.

* FiveManBand:

'''''Argyros''''' is unpublished UrbanFantasy[=/=]BlackComedy novel being written by {{Troper/Trashconverters]].

'''''Argyros''''' is an UrbanFantasy[=/=]BlackComedy story created by {{Tropers/Trashconverters}}, which is yet to be fleshed out, but may eventually become either a novel or comic.

In a universe where alchemists are considered medical professionals in their own right, Heron Argyros is one of the greatest in the world. Problem is, [[BrilliantButLazy he's much more concerned with dry cider and beautiful women]]. Now, he's discovered the secret to eternal life, but at a terrible cost. [[TouchOfDeath Everything he touches with the palm of his hand dies.]]

Meanwhile, tech support guy and recovering alcoholic Charlie Reid makes friends with one of the newer attendants of his local A.A. meeting; a hedonistic genius who adamantly denies he has a drinking problem.

Joined by an EnsembleCast, including Heron's secretary, the brilliant but sardonic (and extremely flirtatious) Zehra Tiryaki, and Charlie's A.A. friends, WomanChild Max Milson and neurotic single father Declan Corcoran and his wayward daughter Abby, Charlie is thrown into the tumultuous world of the alchemists, and his new found friendship proves more dangerous than he could have possibly imagined.

** TheSmartGuy: Declan. Though he is, admittedly, a KnowNothingKnowItAll a lot of the time.

'''''Argyros''''' is a an UrbanFantasy/BlackComedy story created by {{Tropers/Trashconverters}}, which is yet to be fleshed out, but may eventually become either a novel or comic.

'''''Argyros''''' is a concept created by {{Tropers/Trashconverters}}, which is yet to be fleshed out, but may eventually become either a novel or comic.

* FatBastard: Declan is an arrogant jerk a lot of the time, and also kind of overweight.

Joined by an EnsembleCast, including Heron's secretary, the brilliant but sardonic (and extremely flirtatious) Zehra Tiryaki, and Charlie's A.A. friends, WomanChild Max Milson and neurotic single father Declan Wallis and his wayward daughter Abby, Charlie is thrown into the tumultuous world of the alchemists, and his new found friendship proves more dangerous than he could have possibly imagined.

** TheSamrtGuy: Declan. Though he is, admittedly, a KnowNothingKnowItAll a lot of the time.

Joined by an EnsembleCast, including Heron's secretary, the brilliant but sardonic Zehra Tiryaki, and Charlie's A.A. friends, WomanChild Max Milson and neurotic single father Declan Wallis, Charlie is thrown into the tumultuous world of the alchemists, and his new found friendship proves more dangerous than he could have possibly imagined.

* IWasALookerOnce: Charlie comments that Heron "must've been quite handsome once" and that he still has "more than a pinch of pretty boy charm".

* IWasOnceALooker: Charlie comments that Heron "must've been quite handsome once" and that he still has "more than a pinch of pretty boy charm".

* OnceWasALooker: Charlie comments that Heron "must've been quite handsome once" and that he still has "more than a pinch of pretty boy charm".

** Most men find that they lose weight when they sober up. Not Declan, who's becoming very good at eating his feelings.

* TheAlcoholic: Heron, and formerly Charlie.

* {{Hipster}}: Heron has a bit of a fetish for them. Luckily they're in abundance in Inner Melbourne.

* TheTeetotaler: Charlie.

Joined by Heron's secretary, the sarcastic and slightly neurotic Zehra Tiryaki, Charlie is thrown into the tumultuous world of the alchemists, and his new found friendship proves more dangerous than he could have possibly imagined.

* AddictionDisplacement: Charlie doesn't drink anymore, but his therapist believes (rightly so) that he might be addicted to video games.

* BuffySpeak: Charlie's preferred way of communicating.

* DoesNotLikeSpam: Charlie really doesn't like oranges.

* OnlySaneMan: Zehra is right in believing she's this. Well, ''most'' of the time, anyway.
* PlatonicLifePartners: Heron and Zehra. Though Zehra spends much of her getting Heron out of trouble, so it's more like platonic frenemies at times.