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* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCaan, and Creator/TonySirico.
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* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCaan, Creator/TonySirico, and Creator/TonySirico.Creator/OJSimpson.
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* TechnologicallyBlindElders: Stan hates teenagers' love of the "latest gizmos" while championing whatever media format is already on its way to obsolescence (VHS, DVD, and cassette tapes, to name a few), proudly reveals that [[https://www.theonion.com/game-of-phones-1848616400 he falls for refund phishing scams]] in the belief that he's getting free money, and daydreams that replacing his own work with an image generator would mean [[https://www.theonion.com/art-official-intelligence-or-lack-thereof-1850000192 never having to work for a paycheck again]] instead of the end of his career.
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** Similarly, a trio of dead famous people looking down from FluffyCloudHeaven and weeping either in pride or shame. Expect at least one of them to be someone who probably shouldn't be in Heaven, a celebrity that ''hasn't'' died yet, or a fictional character that Kelly assumes is real.
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* UnexpectedlyDarkEpisode: [[https://www.theonion.com/september-12-2011-1819590425 The comic for September 12th, 2011]] is a variant that's more unexpectedly ''serious'' than anything. While many of Stan's comics touch on heavy issues, they're invariably handled intentionally poorly and not meant to be taken seriously -- being full of over-the-top strawmen, unnecessary labels, and so on. However, this particular comic forgoes most of the usual jokes in favor of a straightforward question about [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror the 9/11 attacks]], with even Stan's AuthorAvatar (the only RunningGag left) seeming uncharacteristically earnest:
-->''10 years later, America wonders...''\\
'''Uncle Sam:''' I-is it okay to ''laugh again''?\\
'''Stan:''' Or is it too soon to ask?
-->''10 years later, America wonders...''\\
'''Uncle Sam:''' I-is it okay to ''laugh again''?\\
'''Stan:''' Or is it too soon to ask?
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!!TODAY'S NO-GOOD TROPES[[labelnote:*]]Latest fad.[[/labelnote]]
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking homosexuality, liberalism, and]] Music/BarbraStreisand. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking homosexuality, liberalism, and]] Music/BarbraStreisand. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for [[PineappleRuinsPizza putting pineapple on pizza.pizza]].
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* StylisticSuck: Being a parody of political cartoons, the comics feature a simplistic artstyle, {{Expo Label}}s everywhere and heavy-handed messages and symbolism that basically amount to Stan being angry at everything he doesn't like.
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* AngryWhiteMan: Stan believes that it's unfair for other demographics to get rights, but middle-class white men haven't gotten any new rights in decades.
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* AngryWhiteMan: Stan believes that it's unfair for other demographics the government to get rights, keep giving minorities new rights and protections, but middle-class white men haven't gotten any new rights in decades.
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** Stan celebrates in 2020 when the Presidential candidates and top Oscar nominees are all white males as long-deserved justice.
** He feels that the people worst affected by slavery in the modern day are kids indoctrinated with WhiteGuilt by liberal education agendas.
** He feels that the people worst affected by slavery in the modern day are kids indoctrinated with WhiteGuilt by liberal education agendas.
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** Stan celebrates in 2020 when the Presidential candidates and top Oscar nominees are all white males as long-deserved males, considering it long-awaited justice.
** He feels that thepeople worst affected by real modern-day victims of American slavery in the modern day are kids indoctrinated with WhiteGuilt by liberal education agendas.
** He feels that the
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** Nearly everyone features a small version of himself in the lower right hand corner, usually making some wordplay about the theme of the comic.
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** Nearly everyone every strip features a small version doodle of himself in the lower right hand corner, usually making some wordplay clever pun about the theme of the comic.comic's moral.
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* EvilVegetarian: Vegetarians don't avoid meat because they think it's cruel, they just do it to spite honest, hard-working cattle ranchers. He also imagines healthy eating initiatives are all foisted upon an unwilling America by the "powerful vegan lobby" and "tofu tycoons."
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* EvilVegetarian: Vegetarians don't avoid meat because they think it's cruel, they just do it to spite honest, hard-working cattle ranchers. He Stan also imagines healthy eating initiatives are all foisted upon an unwilling America by the "powerful vegan lobby" and "tofu tycoons."
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* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media. He even depicts them getting disappointed whenever a major disaster isn't as bad as predicted and there's no carnage to show.
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* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media. He even depicts them getting disappointed whenever a major disaster isn't as bad as is milder than predicted and there's no carnage to show.film.
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** The best way to stop racism is by consuming more interracial porn.
** No snow for Christmas isn't because of global warming, it's because of [[https://www.theonion.com/flakes-on-a-plain-1830984022 George Soros bribing the snow into melting]].
** No snow for Christmas isn't because of global warming, it's because of [[https://www.theonion.com/flakes-on-a-plain-1830984022 George Soros bribing the snow into melting]].
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** The best way to stop fight racism is by consuming more interracial porn.
**No snow for Warm weather on Christmas isn't because of global warming, it's because of [[https://www.theonion.com/flakes-on-a-plain-1830984022 George Soros bribing the snow into melting]].
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* PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil: A perennial view of Stan's, who believes that political correctness is part of the sinister liberal scheme to undermine patriotic American values. One comic of his even [[https://www.theonion.com/nativity-seen-1851093079 depicts the Romans crucifying Jesus]] as "PC language police" who hate him for encouraging people to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."
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* PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil: A perennial view of Stan's, who believes that political correctness is part of the sinister liberal scheme to undermine patriotic American values. One comic of his even [[https://www.theonion.com/nativity-seen-1851093079 depicts the Romans crucifying Jesus]] as "PC language police" who hate him for encouraging people to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."
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** Any time the innocent husband and the dirty hippie are shown together in a bar, the punchline in the next panel is the innocent husband saying "MY WIFE!"
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** Any time the innocent husband and the dirty hippie are shown talking together in a bar, the punchline in the next panel is the innocent husband saying "MY WIFE!"WIFE!" while his wife bursts in and harangues him.
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''. He even says Creator/JJAbrams will burn in Hell for "betraying" the ''Star Trek'' fandom by making ''Film/TheForceAwakens''.
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''. He even says Creator/JJAbrams will burn in Hell for "betraying" the ''Star Trek'' fandom by and making ''Film/TheForceAwakens''.
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* SmokingIsCool: Today's No-Good Teens vape instead of smoke real cigarettes, which risks meaning that European teenagers will look cooler than Americans.
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* SmokingIsCool: Today's No-Good Teens vape instead of smoke real cigarettes, which risks meaning that them looking not as cool as European teenagers will look cooler than Americans.teenagers.
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* TheWarOnStraw: Every single comic depicts people Stan disagrees with as moronic, a jerk, or downright evil.
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* TheWarOnStraw: Every single comic depicts people featuring someone Stan disagrees with depicts them as moronic, a jerk, or downright evil.
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* PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil: A perennial view of Stan's, who believes that political correctness is part of the sinister liberal scheme to undermine patriotic American values. One comic of his even [[https://www.theonion.com/nativity-seen-1851093079 depicts the Romans crucifying Jesus]] as "PC language police" who hate him for encouraging people to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."
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* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Luciano Pavarotti, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/JimmyStewart, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
** Even though he's not dead yet, Stan says there's a spot in Hell reserved for UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter (even though he depicts other Democrat presidents like UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as being in Heaven).
** Even though he's not dead yet, Stan says there's a spot in Hell reserved for UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter (even though he depicts other Democrat presidents like UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as being in Heaven).
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* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Luciano Pavarotti, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/JimmyStewart, Creator/SeanConnery, Creator/GavinMacLeod, Creator/AlexTrebek, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
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** Even thoughhe's there's not dead yet, Stan says there's a spot there are spots in Hell reserved for UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter (even though he depicts other Democrat presidents Democrats like UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as being in Heaven).Heaven) and Creator/DrewCarey.
** Even though
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* AndThatLittleGirlWasMe: Although it's never stated, it's heavily implied that all the comics involving the average honest, hard-working American dad are based on Stan's own personal experiences (or at least, how he remembers them).
** He cites [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] as an example of rampant societal bigotry and mockery toward white men.
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** He feels that the greatest modern injustice caused by slavery is the WhiteGuilt it induces in liberal education agendas.
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** Scenarios involving an AwfulWeddedLife tend to depict the husband as young, handsome, with a full head of hair, and always in the right, with his ex-wife and kids always being in the wrong. It may be an idealized version of Stan, in spirit if not in appearance.
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** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]], [[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
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** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos [[SarcasmMode minor, overblown peccadillos]] like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]], [[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Music/BarbraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking homosexuality, liberalism, and Music/BarbraStreisand's career.and]] Music/BarbraStreisand. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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* FastFoodNation: Stan loves his corporate food brands, only wanting to shop at big-box retail stores that carry food brands he knows (Trader Joe's seems to socialist for his tastes). He also despises health food trends, and celebrates the end of the Obama administration because it means no more healthy eating initiatives.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
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* FastFoodNation: Stan loves his corporate food brands, only wanting to shop at big-box retail stores that carry food brands he knows (Trader Joe's seems to too socialist for his tastes). He also despises health food trends, and celebrates the end of the Obama administration because it means no more healthy eating initiatives.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Luciano Pavarotti, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/JimmyStewart, Creator/SeanConnery, andCreator/GavinMacLeod.Creator/GavinMacLeod.
** Even though he's not dead yet, Stan says there's a spot in Hell reserved for UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter (even though he depicts other Democrat presidents like UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as being in Heaven).
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Creator/RoyScheider, Luciano Pavarotti, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/JimmyStewart, Creator/SeanConnery, and
** Even though he's not dead yet, Stan says there's a spot in Hell reserved for UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter (even though he depicts other Democrat presidents like UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as being in Heaven).
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* TheGrimReaper: A frequent appearance in Stan's comics, usually with the name of a liberal policy or trend he doesn't like written on its cloak, meaning he thinks that it'll be the (metaphorical or literal) death of the country.
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* TheGrimReaper: A frequent appearance in Stan's comics, usually with the name of a liberal policy or trend he doesn't like written on its cloak, meaning signifying how he thinks that it'll be the (metaphorical or literal) death of the country.
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** He complains about how sexualized modern culture is, but is an unrepentant DirtyOldMan who hires prostitutes and collects porn.
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** He complains about how sexualized modern culture is, but is an unrepentant DirtyOldMan who hires prostitutes and collects porn.has been collecting porn for decades.
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** Whenever Stan does agree with a liberal viewpoint, it's usually for ''very'' different reasons than liberals, wanting women in the military in hopes that his ex-wife gets drafted, or supporting abortion so men won't be [[TheBabyTrap trapped in families with conniving women]].
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** Whenever Stan does agree with a liberal viewpoint, it's usually for ''very'' different reasons than liberals, such as wanting women in the military in hopes that his ex-wife gets drafted, or supporting abortion so men won't be [[TheBabyTrap trapped in families with conniving women]].
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''. He even says James Cameron will burn in Hell for "betraying" the ''Star Trek'' fandom by making ''Film/TheForceAwakens''.
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''. He even says James Cameron Creator/JJAbrams will burn in Hell for "betraying" the ''Star Trek'' fandom by making ''Film/TheForceAwakens''.
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* TeenHater: Today's No-Good Teens are inexorably depicted as zit-faced, trouble-making, music-blastic, [[PhoneaholicTeenager tech-addicted]] hooligans who all deserve to end up in juvenile detention. They may or may not also be in league with ISIS.
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* TeenHater: Stan certainly thinks that TeensAreMonsters. Today's No-Good Teens are inexorably depicted as zit-faced, trouble-making, music-blastic, music-blasting, [[PhoneaholicTeenager tech-addicted]] hooligans {{delinquents}} who all deserve to end up in juvenile detention. They may or may not also be in league with ISIS.
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* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media.
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* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media. He even depicts them getting disappointed whenever a major disaster isn't as bad as predicted and there's no carnage to show.
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* NewAgeRetroHippie: A common straw opponent in Stan's comics, he's depicted as an America-hating, [[BurningTheFlag flag-burning]] idiot who's constantly humiliating himself and getting trounced (emotionally or physically) by god-fearing patriots.
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* NewAgeRetroHippie: A common straw opponent in Stan's comics, he's depicted as an a [[VisibleOdor smelly]], America-hating, [[BurningTheFlag flag-burning]] idiot who's constantly humiliating himself and getting trounced (emotionally or physically) by god-fearing God-fearing patriots.
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* StraightEdgeEvil: He hates how modern teen rebels ride e-scooters, vape, and skip school for political protests, instead of teens in his day, who'd ride motorcycles, drink underage, and skip school to get laid.
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* StraightEdgeEvil: He hates how modern teen rebels ride e-scooters, vape, and skip school for political protests, instead of teens in his day, who'd ride motorcycles, drink and smoke underage, and skip school to get laid.
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* NewMediaIsEvil: Stan is a firm believer in the sanctity of physical media and despises online streaming of movies and music.
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* NewMediaIsEvil: NewMediaAreEvil: Stan is a firm believer in the sanctity of physical media and despises online streaming of movies and music.
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* TheAllegedCar: Stan insists that the Chrysler PT Cruiser is a "virile chick magnet."
* BankruptcyBarrel: [[https://www.theonion.com/pay-palm-bomb-1849089414 One comic]] shows a man having to wear one and walk everywhere along the road because of exorbitantly high gas prices.
* HypocriticalHumor: Stan's positions definitely reveal plenty of hypocrisy:
** He hates illegal immigrants, but has no problem with people hiring them for menial labor.
** His stance on technology only focuses on whatever is newest and most recent--he hates Today's No Good Teens for causing [=DVDs=] to displace [=VHS=], then hates teens for making streaming displace [=DVDs=]. Additionally, his hatred for technology-addicted kids doesn't apply to giving the grandkids video games to make them shut up.
** He complains about how sexualized modern culture is, but is an unrepentant DirtyOldMan who hires prostitutes and collects porn.
** He draws his handsome AuthorAvatar mocking [[https://www.theonion.com/jeer-leader-1848936599 an old and ugly classmate who once dumped him]], while he himself is a lonely, divorced alcoholic.
** He turns his nose up at cartoonists using modern digital illustration tools, but is [[https://www.theonion.com/art-official-intelligence-or-lack-thereof-1850000192 fine with A.I. drawings]] because they'd let him work without any effort.
** He hates illegal immigrants, but has no problem with people hiring them for menial labor.
** His stance on technology only focuses on whatever is newest and most recent--he hates Today's No Good Teens for causing [=DVDs=] to displace [=VHS=], then hates teens for making streaming displace [=DVDs=]. Additionally, his hatred for technology-addicted kids doesn't apply to giving the grandkids video games to make them shut up.
** He complains about how sexualized modern culture is, but is an unrepentant DirtyOldMan who hires prostitutes and collects porn.
** He draws his handsome AuthorAvatar mocking [[https://www.theonion.com/jeer-leader-1848936599 an old and ugly classmate who once dumped him]], while he himself is a lonely, divorced alcoholic.
** He turns his nose up at cartoonists using modern digital illustration tools, but is [[https://www.theonion.com/art-official-intelligence-or-lack-thereof-1850000192 fine with A.I. drawings]] because they'd let him work without any effort.
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* TheIllegal: One of Stan's perennial fears is Latino illegal immigrants overrunning the country, ruining the economy, and replacing pancakes with breakfast burritos at IHOP. He's [[HypocriticalHumor okay with hiring them for menial labor]], though.
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* TheIllegal: One of Stan's perennial fears is Latino illegal immigrants overrunning the country, ruining the economy, and replacing pancakes with breakfast burritos at IHOP. He's [[HypocriticalHumor okay with hiring them for menial labor]], though.
* PlayingBothSides: For the 2008 election, Stan made cartoons celebrating both the Republicans and Democrats winning.
* PoliceBrutality: Stan thinks that there's no such thing as excess force when it comes to the police, mourns the cancellation of ''[[Series/Cops1989 COPS]]'', and thinks that police body cameras are good only if people can watch the footage of shootouts for entertainment. He also thinks that police brutality protestors are just making up excuses to frame innocent cops.
* PoliceBrutality: Stan thinks that there's no such thing as excess force when it comes to the police, mourns the cancellation of ''[[Series/Cops1989 COPS]]'', and thinks that police body cameras are good only if people can watch the footage of shootouts for entertainment. He also thinks that police brutality protestors are just making up excuses to frame innocent cops.
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the ''real'' hero]] of the 2008 electoral cycle, deserves to be [[https://www.theonion.com/december-13-2010-1819590088 ''TIME'' Man of the Year]], and can totally seduce [[https://www.theonion.com/the-princess-and-the-plea-1819592659 Chelsea Clinton]] and [[https://www.theonion.com/state-of-their-union-1819592814 Melania Trump]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the ''real'' hero]] of the 2008 electoral cycle, deserves to be [[https://www.theonion.com/december-13-2010-1819590088 ''TIME'' Man of the Year]], and can totally seduce [[https://www.theonion.com/the-princess-and-the-plea-1819592659 Chelsea Clinton]] and [[https://www.theonion.com/state-of-their-union-1819592814 Melania Trump]].
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
''Franchise/StarWars''. He even says James Cameron will burn in Hell for "betraying" the ''Star Trek'' fandom by making ''Film/TheForceAwakens''.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the''real'' real hero]] of the 2008 electoral cycle, deserves to be [[https://www.theonion.com/december-13-2010-1819590088 ''TIME'' TIME's Man of the Year]], and can totally seduce [[https://www.theonion.com/the-princess-and-the-plea-1819592659 Chelsea Clinton]] and [[https://www.theonion.com/state-of-their-union-1819592814 Melania Trump]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the
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* StraightEdgeEvil: Besides being dirty liberals, Stan hates [[https://www.theonion.com/tried-and-truant-1824187597 anti-school-shooting protests by teens]] because it's neither a cool nor rebellious way to skip school.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and #MeToo advocates are always depicted by Stan as shrill harpies who hate all men.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and #MeToo advocates are always depicted by Stan as shrill harpies who hate all men.
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* StraightEdgeEvil: Besides being dirty liberals, Stan He hates [[https://www.theonion.com/tried-and-truant-1824187597 anti-school-shooting protests by teens]] because it's neither a cool nor rebellious way to how modern teen rebels ride e-scooters, vape, and skip school.
school for political protests, instead of teens in his day, who'd ride motorcycles, drink underage, and skip school to get laid.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and#MeToo #[=MeToo=] advocates are always depicted by Stan as shrill harpies who hate all men.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and
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* MyCountryTisOfTheeISting: The only times Stan willfully insults America is when he can point the finger at liberals for ruining it.
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* SpoiledBrat: What your kids will grow up to be if you let them relax on summer break, put them on your health insurance plans, trick-or-treat on Halloween, or give them Christmas gifts, according to Stan.
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* SpoiledBrat: What your Your kids will grow up to be socialist welfare queens if you let them relax on summer break, put them on your health insurance plans, let them relax on summer break, trick-or-treat on Halloween, or give them Christmas gifts, according to Stan.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Music/BarbaraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Music/BarbaraStreisand's Music/BarbraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Creator/BarbaraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Creator/BarbaraStreisand's Music/BarbaraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
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* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Music/LucianoPavarotti, Creator/RoySchneider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
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* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Music/LucianoPavarotti, Creator/RoySchneider, Creator/RoyScheider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
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** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]],
[[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
** One comic in particular depicts TheGrimReaper lurking [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-may-12-2008-1819588978 right next to the bride and groom]].
[[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
** One comic in particular depicts TheGrimReaper lurking [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-may-12-2008-1819588978 right next to the bride and groom]].
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** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]],
alcoholism]], [[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
**One comic in particular depicts TheGrimReaper lurking [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-may-12-2008-1819588978 One comic]] makes it as unsubtle as can be, showing TheGrimReaper with "LOVE" on its cloak lurking right next to the bride and groom]].groom.
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** Any time a bald, mustachioed man is shown in a positive context (especially if he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-december-8-2008-1819589221 impossibly buff]]), it's almost certainly meant to be another stand-in.
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** Any time a bald, mustachioed man is shown in a positive context (especially if he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-december-8-2008-1819589221 impossibly drawn as implausibly buff]]), it's almost certainly meant to be another stand-in.
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All of Stan Kelly's cartoons can be found on [[https://www.theonion.com/opinion/cartoons ''The Onion'''s editorial cartoons archive]].
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentless onslaught of social media*, and bitch ex-wives who take everything from their innocent, hard-working husbands.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eagleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eagleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentlessonslaught evolution of social media*, technology, and bitch ex-wives who take everything from their innocent, hard-working husbands.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody ofright-wing ultraconservative cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eagleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentless
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* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCann, and Creator/TonySirico.
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* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCann, Creator/JamesCaan, and Creator/TonySirico.
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentless onslaught of technology, and bitch ex-wives who take everything from their innocent, hard-working husbands.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eageleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
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In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eageleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentless onslaught of technology, social media*, and bitch ex-wives who take everything from their innocent, hard-working husbands.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top{{Eageleland}} {{Eagleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
!!Today's Mixed-Up Tropes:All of Stan Kelly's cartoons can be found on [[https://www.theonion.com/opinion/cartoons ''The Onion'''s editorial cartoons archive]].
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In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top
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* RunningGag: Many common motifs appear in Stan's comics:
** The Statue of Liberty crying--if not tears of anguish at what liberals have done to America, then tears of joy at how conservatives are saving it.
** Some villain or pervert (with an ExpoLabel reading "Sicko") looking on and cackling "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
** Stan's {{Author Avatar}}s having a fondness for whiskey sours.
** Any time the innocent husband and the dirty hippie are shown together in a bar, the punchline in the next panel is the innocent husband saying "MY WIFE!"
** The Statue of Liberty crying--if not tears of anguish at what liberals have done to America, then tears of joy at how conservatives are saving it.
** Some villain or pervert (with an ExpoLabel reading "Sicko") looking on and cackling "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
** Stan's {{Author Avatar}}s having a fondness for whiskey sours.
** Any time the innocent husband and the dirty hippie are shown together in a bar, the punchline in the next panel is the innocent husband saying "MY WIFE!"
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for Creator/OJSimpson,''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
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* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for Creator/OJSimpson,''Series/TheSopranos'', ''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
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Stan Kelly is a political cartoonist for Website/TheOnion, America's Finest News Source, who have published his works since 1970. In it, he tackles hard-hitting topics such as current events, geopolitics, gun control, climate change, abortion, pop culture, generational differences, the relentless onslaught of technology, and bitch ex-wives who take everything from their innocent, hard-working husbands.
In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eageleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
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* TheAlcoholic: Stan's author-inserts depict him having been arrested for a DUI, berated for DrinkingOnDuty, and using whiskey sours to deal with everything he doesn't like.
* AllPeriodsArePMS: Stan worries that if Hillary Clinton becomes President, the first time she gets her period in office, she'll [[https://www.theonion.com/a-period-of-decline-1819592626 start a nuclear war]].
* AngryWhiteMan: Stan believes that it's unfair for other demographics to get rights, but middle-class white men haven't gotten any new rights in decades.
** Stan celebrates in 2020 when the Presidential candidates and top Oscar nominees are all white males as long-deserved justice.
** He feels that the greatest modern injustice caused by slavery is the WhiteGuilt it induces in liberal education agendas.
* AuthorAvatar: Stan has several who appear throughout the comics:
** Nearly everyone features a small version of himself in the lower right hand corner, usually making some wordplay about the theme of the comic.
** He often uses people resembling his younger self as a representation of straight-laced teens from the good old days, unlike Today's No-Good Teens.
** Scenarios involving an AwfulWeddedLife tend to depict the husband as young, handsome, with a full head of hair, and always in the right, with his ex-wife and kids always being in the wrong. It may be an idealized version of Stan, in spirit if not in appearance.
** Any time a bald, mustachioed man is shown in a positive context (especially if he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-december-8-2008-1819589221 impossibly buff]]), it's almost certainly meant to be another stand-in.
* AuthorTract: Every single comic is designed to be a blatant expression of Stan's personal thoughts on the matter.
* AwfulWeddedLife:
** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]],
[[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
** One comic in particular depicts TheGrimReaper lurking [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-may-12-2008-1819588978 right next to the bride and groom]].
* BlamingTheVictim:
** How dare those greedy African children, homeless people, and victims of natural disasters get free stuff from the government and [=NGOs=] instead of honest, hardworking middle-class Americans!
** He also believes that the women who accused Creator/BillCosby of sexually assaulting them are all selfish, and the ''real'' victims are ''Series/TheCosbyShow'' fans who can't watch it anymore.
* TheChainOfHarm: It's implied that Stan's father walked out on him and he resents his mother, and that he himself walked out on his wife and his kids resent him.
* ChildHater: Stan doesn't hate children per se, but he definitely hates spending time with his grandchildren or going on family vacations when he wants to stay home, drink whiskey sours, and watch ''Star Trek'' instead.
* TheConspiracy: Stan frequently believes that things that annoy or inconvenience him personally are the result of a malevolent conspiracy, often to further a [[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil sinister politically correct agenda]].
* DirtyOldMan: Stan has no problem drawing women in an overly sexualized way, praises the people behind the 2014 celebrity nude pic leaks, has a massive collection of ''Penthouse'' magazines, and his author-insert characters are occasionally seen hiring prostitutes or visiting strip clubs.
* DiscoDan: Stan continues to exist that clothes like the sweater vest and the Members Only jacket never fell out of style.
* DistractedByTheSexy: The rise of leggings as acceptable clothing in public for women is an unbearable temptation for Stan, and worries that it may [[https://www.theonion.com/just-plane-wrong-1819592771 increase disasters like plane crashes]].
* DivinePunishment:
** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Creator/BarbaraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
** Tiger Woods' failures in 2010 were [[https://www.theonion.com/april-19-2010-1819589813 punishment from the Founding Fathers in Heaven]] for his extramarital affair.
** Melania Trump [[https://www.theonion.com/zero-patients-1845356894 deserved to get COVID]] because she insulted Christmas.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Stan draws [[Film/WallStreet Gordon Gekko]] saying "Greed is good... but even I have my limits!" in reaction to a public school teacher's union strike.
* EvilVegetarian: Vegetarians don't avoid meat because they think it's cruel, they just do it to spite honest, hard-working cattle ranchers. He also imagines healthy eating initiatives are all foisted upon an unwilling America by the "powerful vegan lobby" and "tofu tycoons."
* ExpoLabel: Literally every person in a comic has a label to clarify who they are or what they're meant to represent. He also labels his thoughts on celebrities (frequently labeling them "No-talent hack"), and labels every new technological innovation with "Latest fad."
* FanDisservice: After Congressman Madison Cawthorn alluded to attending a Republican Congressional orgy, Stan [[https://www.theonion.com/rock-out-with-your-caucus-out-1848793202 drew just that]]. He censored a lot of it, but not enough.
* FastFoodNation: Stan loves his corporate food brands, only wanting to shop at big-box retail stores that carry food brands he knows (Trader Joe's seems to socialist for his tastes). He also despises health food trends, and celebrates the end of the Obama administration because it means no more healthy eating initiatives.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Music/LucianoPavarotti, Creator/RoySchneider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCann, and Creator/TonySirico.
** The Founding Fathers are sometimes shown looking down from Heaven and weeping at the state of the nation.
* TheFoodPoisoningIncident: One of many reasons Stan hates Mexican food is the one time he tried some in Santa Fe, it gave him diarrhea.
* GloryDays: Stan still rides high on receiving the [[https://www.theonion.com/rank-and-defile-1848554303 Thorsberg Bronze Quill Award]] of 1981.
* GlobalWarming: Stan generally doesn't believe in global warming... and if he did, he would think it's good because the heat waves would kill the hippies and floods would hit the coastal elites.
* GodwinsLaw:
** People who get on Stan's nerves, whether it's anti-littering enforcers, inattentive waitresses, or TV station managers who move the time for ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' reruns, run the risk of being depicted as Nazis.
** Liberal political policies (typically involving tax hikes) are usually analogized to MiddleEasternTerrorists or DirtyCommunists.
* TheGrimReaper: A frequent appearance in Stan's comics, usually with the name of a liberal policy or trend he doesn't like written on its cloak, meaning he thinks that it'll be the (metaphorical or literal) death of the country.
* GunNut: Repealing all gun control would prevent a lot of tragedies, according to Stan. School shootings? Arm the students. Boston Marathon bombing? Arm the runners. The crucifixion? [[KungFuJesus Arm Jesus.]]
* HairTodayGoneTomorrow: "Kelly Klassic" comics ostensibly written in the 70s show that he used to have [[SeventiesHair a full afro]] back then.
* HaveAGayOldTime: Lampshaded in [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-june-27-2008-1819589032 one comic]] from 1981, where Stan hasn't yet learned that "gay" means "homosexual," and thinks a parade with [[AttractiveBentGender "some fine looking ladies"]] is just a celebration of being happy.
* HeteronormativeCrusader: Stan staunchly opposes letting gay soldiers join the military because they might fall in love with gay terrorists and defect. He also believes that letting kids dress up on Halloween will make them grow up to be drag queens.
* {{Househusband}}: Stan's opinions on them are mixed. On one hand, wives working mean that they can't stay home and be lazy freeloaders. On the other, he thinks that stay-at-home husbands are weak and emasculated.
* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media.
* TheIllegal: One of Stan's perennial fears is Latino illegal immigrants overrunning the country, ruining the economy, and replacing pancakes with breakfast burritos at IHOP. He's [[HypocriticalHumor okay with hiring them for menial labor]], though.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Whenever Stan does agree with a liberal viewpoint, it's usually for ''very'' different reasons than liberals, wanting women in the military in hopes that his ex-wife gets drafted, or supporting abortion so men won't be [[TheBabyTrap trapped in families with conniving women]].
** Stan's solution to childhood obesity? Get them hooked on tobacco instead!
** The best way to stop racism is by consuming more interracial porn.
** No snow for Christmas isn't because of global warming, it's because of [[https://www.theonion.com/flakes-on-a-plain-1830984022 George Soros bribing the snow into melting]].
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Scientists are typically depicted as midwits who know absolutely nothing and are easily rebuffed by the AuthorAvatar's common sense.
* MyCountryTisOfTheeISting: The only times Stan willfully insults America is when he can point the finger at liberals for ruining it.
* NeverMyFault: Every comic featuring an AuthorAvatar of Stan shows him in the right, and that everything bad that happens to him (getting fired, a DUI ticket, his kids not calling him) is totally undeserved.
* NewAgeRetroHippie: A common straw opponent in Stan's comics, he's depicted as an America-hating, [[BurningTheFlag flag-burning]] idiot who's constantly humiliating himself and getting trounced (emotionally or physically) by god-fearing patriots.
* NewMediaIsEvil: Stan is a firm believer in the sanctity of physical media and despises online streaming of movies and music.
* NostalgiaAintLikeItUsedToBe: As far as Stan as convinced, everything about his generation back when they were teenagers was objectively better than modern teens today.
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Stan depicts [[https://www.theonion.com/relative-suffering-1819592923 his son's mother-in-law]] as an evil hag with a Hitler mustache.
-->"COME IN! EAT '''MY''' FOOD! ABIDE BY '''MY''' HOUSE RULES! ENGAGE ME IN '''CONVERSATION!'''"
* PatrioticFervor: Stan's comic is dripping with patriotic imagery. In his world, America is a perfect country blessed by God, and everyone who disagrees with him is a DirtyCommunist who makes the Statue of Liberty and the Founding Fathers weep.
-->'''Jesus:''' I may have been born in Bethlehem... but I know America is the Promised Land!
* RapIsCrap: Today's No-Good Teen is often wearing a shirt or bearing a tattoo that says "RAP BAND."
* RushmoreRefacement:
** Stan fears [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-august-20-2007-1819588674 what Mexicans will do to it]] if they ever become the majority ethnicity in America.
** He represents his disdain for FacialScruff by depicting [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-january-28-2008-1819588855 Mount Rushmore with five o'clock shadows]] and captioning it "America the GRUBBY!"
** He believes that if {{Feminazi}}s take over America, they'll [[https://www.theonion.com/queasy-on-the-eyes-1849035193 resculpt the Statue of Liberty]] to be fat, hairy, and ugly and rename it the "Statue of Liberated."
* TheScrooge: It's implied that Stan is one, seeing how often panhandlers, fundraisers, store workers who reject coupons, and anyone who asks his AuthorAvatar for money under any circumstance is portrayed as an evil hag.
* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for Creator/OJSimpson,''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the ''real'' hero]] of the 2008 electoral cycle, deserves to be [[https://www.theonion.com/december-13-2010-1819590088 ''TIME'' Man of the Year]], and can totally seduce [[https://www.theonion.com/the-princess-and-the-plea-1819592659 Chelsea Clinton]] and [[https://www.theonion.com/state-of-their-union-1819592814 Melania Trump]].
* SmokingIsCool: Today's No-Good Teens vape instead of smoke real cigarettes, which risks meaning that European teenagers will look cooler than Americans.
* SoccerHatingAmericans: Stan believes that trying to promote soccer in America is European imperialism and fundamentally un-American.
* SpeciesSpecificAfterlife: According to Stan, God has a [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-april-21-2008-1819588953 special heavenly zoo]] for endangered animals, and those damn anti-hunting bills are keeping them from joining Him in eternal happiness.
* SpoiledBrat: What your kids will grow up to be if you let them relax on summer break, put them on your health insurance plans, trick-or-treat on Halloween, or give them Christmas gifts, according to Stan.
* StalkerWithACrush: It's implied that ever since he got divorced, Stan has been romantically stalking women far younger than him.
* StraightEdgeEvil: Besides being dirty liberals, Stan hates [[https://www.theonion.com/tried-and-truant-1824187597 anti-school-shooting protests by teens]] because it's neither a cool nor rebellious way to skip school.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and #MeToo advocates are always depicted by Stan as shrill harpies who hate all men.
* TakeThat: Stan revels in opportunities to insult other cartoonists whom he sees as competition, such as [[https://www.theonion.com/a-charlie-brown-thanks-for-nothing-1819592417 Charles Schulz,]], [[https://www.theonion.com/the-rat-in-the-high-hat-1819592291 Dr. Seuss]], [[https://www.theonion.com/october-25-2010-1819590027 Bil Keane]], [[https://www.theonion.com/scary-larson-1844714312 Gary Larson]], and [[https://www.theonion.com/time-of-the-seasoned-1819591790 digital cartoonists in general]].
* TakeThatCritics: [[https://www.theonion.com/yawn-of-the-dead-1819591035 One comic]] depicts anyone who writes in to complain about his comics as a mix of brain-dead Feminazis, elitists, hippies, and terrorists.
* TeenHater: Today's No-Good Teens are inexorably depicted as zit-faced, trouble-making, music-blastic, [[PhoneaholicTeenager tech-addicted]] hooligans who all deserve to end up in juvenile detention. They may or may not also be in league with ISIS.
* ThinkOfTheChildren: Many of his comics depict "Innocent Kids" as being brainwashed by liberal media and institutions into being anything from sinful degenerates to future school shooters.
* ValuesDissonance: Stan claims that in TheEighties, dressing up in {{blackface}} was a [[https://www.theonion.com/ebony-and-irony-1832895620 totally innocent and fun activity]] for people to do.
* TheWarOnStraw: Every single comic depicts people Stan disagrees with as moronic, a jerk, or downright evil.
* YellowPeril: Any time Stan blames something on China, he usually draws a slant-eyed [[AllAsiansWearConicalStrawHats conical hat-wearing]] Chinese man [[HandRubbing rubbing his hands menacingly]].
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In reality, he's the brainchild of author and cartoonist Ward Sutton, created in 2006 as a parody of right-wing cartoonists like [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Garrison Ben Garrison]]. His cartoons are blatant {{Author Tract}}s featuring {{strawman}} caricatures of people he opposes, gratuitous {{Expo Label}}s on everything (lest anyone manage to somehow miss his {{Anvilicious}} message), over-the-top {{Eageleland}} imagery, and an AuthorAvatar in the corner making wisecracks about everything.
!!Today's Mixed-Up Tropes:
* TheAlcoholic: Stan's author-inserts depict him having been arrested for a DUI, berated for DrinkingOnDuty, and using whiskey sours to deal with everything he doesn't like.
* AllPeriodsArePMS: Stan worries that if Hillary Clinton becomes President, the first time she gets her period in office, she'll [[https://www.theonion.com/a-period-of-decline-1819592626 start a nuclear war]].
* AngryWhiteMan: Stan believes that it's unfair for other demographics to get rights, but middle-class white men haven't gotten any new rights in decades.
** Stan celebrates in 2020 when the Presidential candidates and top Oscar nominees are all white males as long-deserved justice.
** He feels that the greatest modern injustice caused by slavery is the WhiteGuilt it induces in liberal education agendas.
* AuthorAvatar: Stan has several who appear throughout the comics:
** Nearly everyone features a small version of himself in the lower right hand corner, usually making some wordplay about the theme of the comic.
** He often uses people resembling his younger self as a representation of straight-laced teens from the good old days, unlike Today's No-Good Teens.
** Scenarios involving an AwfulWeddedLife tend to depict the husband as young, handsome, with a full head of hair, and always in the right, with his ex-wife and kids always being in the wrong. It may be an idealized version of Stan, in spirit if not in appearance.
** Any time a bald, mustachioed man is shown in a positive context (especially if he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-december-8-2008-1819589221 impossibly buff]]), it's almost certainly meant to be another stand-in.
* AuthorTract: Every single comic is designed to be a blatant expression of Stan's personal thoughts on the matter.
* AwfulWeddedLife:
** Any comics featuring a married couple typically depict the wife as a nagging shrew, constantly berating her completely innocent HenpeckedHusband for minor peccadillos like being a LazyBum, his [[AlcoholicParent alcoholism]],
[[TheGamblingAddict gambling addiction]], [[ParentalNeglect neglecting the kids]], etc.
** One comic in particular depicts TheGrimReaper lurking [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-may-12-2008-1819588978 right next to the bride and groom]].
* BlamingTheVictim:
** How dare those greedy African children, homeless people, and victims of natural disasters get free stuff from the government and [=NGOs=] instead of honest, hardworking middle-class Americans!
** He also believes that the women who accused Creator/BillCosby of sexually assaulting them are all selfish, and the ''real'' victims are ''Series/TheCosbyShow'' fans who can't watch it anymore.
* TheChainOfHarm: It's implied that Stan's father walked out on him and he resents his mother, and that he himself walked out on his wife and his kids resent him.
* ChildHater: Stan doesn't hate children per se, but he definitely hates spending time with his grandchildren or going on family vacations when he wants to stay home, drink whiskey sours, and watch ''Star Trek'' instead.
* TheConspiracy: Stan frequently believes that things that annoy or inconvenience him personally are the result of a malevolent conspiracy, often to further a [[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil sinister politically correct agenda]].
* DirtyOldMan: Stan has no problem drawing women in an overly sexualized way, praises the people behind the 2014 celebrity nude pic leaks, has a massive collection of ''Penthouse'' magazines, and his author-insert characters are occasionally seen hiring prostitutes or visiting strip clubs.
* DiscoDan: Stan continues to exist that clothes like the sweater vest and the Members Only jacket never fell out of style.
* DistractedByTheSexy: The rise of leggings as acceptable clothing in public for women is an unbearable temptation for Stan, and worries that it may [[https://www.theonion.com/just-plane-wrong-1819592771 increase disasters like plane crashes]].
* DivinePunishment:
** According to Stan, the wildfires in California are sent by God as a punishment for spreading homosexuality, liberalism, and Creator/BarbaraStreisand's career. Similarly, the eruption of Kilauea is divine punishment against Hawaii for putting pineapple on pizza.
** Tiger Woods' failures in 2010 were [[https://www.theonion.com/april-19-2010-1819589813 punishment from the Founding Fathers in Heaven]] for his extramarital affair.
** Melania Trump [[https://www.theonion.com/zero-patients-1845356894 deserved to get COVID]] because she insulted Christmas.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Stan draws [[Film/WallStreet Gordon Gekko]] saying "Greed is good... but even I have my limits!" in reaction to a public school teacher's union strike.
* EvilVegetarian: Vegetarians don't avoid meat because they think it's cruel, they just do it to spite honest, hard-working cattle ranchers. He also imagines healthy eating initiatives are all foisted upon an unwilling America by the "powerful vegan lobby" and "tofu tycoons."
* ExpoLabel: Literally every person in a comic has a label to clarify who they are or what they're meant to represent. He also labels his thoughts on celebrities (frequently labeling them "No-talent hack"), and labels every new technological innovation with "Latest fad."
* FanDisservice: After Congressman Madison Cawthorn alluded to attending a Republican Congressional orgy, Stan [[https://www.theonion.com/rock-out-with-your-caucus-out-1848793202 drew just that]]. He censored a lot of it, but not enough.
* FastFoodNation: Stan loves his corporate food brands, only wanting to shop at big-box retail stores that carry food brands he knows (Trader Joe's seems to socialist for his tastes). He also despises health food trends, and celebrates the end of the Obama administration because it means no more healthy eating initiatives.
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan doesn't like end up, including Music/JamesBrown, Music/LucianoPavarotti, Creator/RoySchneider, Creator/GeorgeCarlin, [[Series/MeetThePress Tim Russert]], Creator/TonyCurtis, Music/ElvisPresley, UsefulNotes/SteveJobs, Creator/McLeanStevenson, Creator/DickClark, [[Series/OneDayAtATime1975 Bonnie Franklin]], Music/ArethaFranklin, Creator/StanLee, Creator/PeterMayhew, Creator/SeanConnery, and Creator/GavinMacLeod.
* FluffyCloudHeaven: Where celebrities and politicians whom Stan likes end up, including Jerry Falwell, Creator/JamesDoohan, Creator/DomDeLuise, Creator/JohnnyCarson, Creator/HarryMorgan, Music/MichaelJackson, Music/WhitneyHouston, [[UsefulNotes/TheGulfWar General Norman Schwarzkopf]], UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher, Creator/TomClancy, Creator/JamesGandolfini, Creator/LarryHagman, Creator/CharltonHeston, Creator/LeonardNimoy, Music/DavidBowie (undeservedly, though), the cast of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Music/ChuckBerry, Creator/BurtReynolds, Creator/ChristopherReeve, Creator/MargotKidder, Music/KennyRogers, [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]], Creator/RogerMoore, Creator/RushLimbaugh, UsefulNotes/WalterMondale, Music/MeatLoaf, Creator/RayLiotta, Creator/JamesCann, and Creator/TonySirico.
** The Founding Fathers are sometimes shown looking down from Heaven and weeping at the state of the nation.
* TheFoodPoisoningIncident: One of many reasons Stan hates Mexican food is the one time he tried some in Santa Fe, it gave him diarrhea.
* GloryDays: Stan still rides high on receiving the [[https://www.theonion.com/rank-and-defile-1848554303 Thorsberg Bronze Quill Award]] of 1981.
* GlobalWarming: Stan generally doesn't believe in global warming... and if he did, he would think it's good because the heat waves would kill the hippies and floods would hit the coastal elites.
* GodwinsLaw:
** People who get on Stan's nerves, whether it's anti-littering enforcers, inattentive waitresses, or TV station managers who move the time for ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' reruns, run the risk of being depicted as Nazis.
** Liberal political policies (typically involving tax hikes) are usually analogized to MiddleEasternTerrorists or DirtyCommunists.
* TheGrimReaper: A frequent appearance in Stan's comics, usually with the name of a liberal policy or trend he doesn't like written on its cloak, meaning he thinks that it'll be the (metaphorical or literal) death of the country.
* GunNut: Repealing all gun control would prevent a lot of tragedies, according to Stan. School shootings? Arm the students. Boston Marathon bombing? Arm the runners. The crucifixion? [[KungFuJesus Arm Jesus.]]
* HairTodayGoneTomorrow: "Kelly Klassic" comics ostensibly written in the 70s show that he used to have [[SeventiesHair a full afro]] back then.
* HaveAGayOldTime: Lampshaded in [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-june-27-2008-1819589032 one comic]] from 1981, where Stan hasn't yet learned that "gay" means "homosexual," and thinks a parade with [[AttractiveBentGender "some fine looking ladies"]] is just a celebration of being happy.
* HeteronormativeCrusader: Stan staunchly opposes letting gay soldiers join the military because they might fall in love with gay terrorists and defect. He also believes that letting kids dress up on Halloween will make them grow up to be drag queens.
* {{Househusband}}: Stan's opinions on them are mixed. On one hand, wives working mean that they can't stay home and be lazy freeloaders. On the other, he thinks that stay-at-home husbands are weak and emasculated.
* IfItBleedsItLeads: Stan depicts the average honest, hard-working American family as being massive fans of stories about mass murder, violence, and natural disasters in the media.
* TheIllegal: One of Stan's perennial fears is Latino illegal immigrants overrunning the country, ruining the economy, and replacing pancakes with breakfast burritos at IHOP. He's [[HypocriticalHumor okay with hiring them for menial labor]], though.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Whenever Stan does agree with a liberal viewpoint, it's usually for ''very'' different reasons than liberals, wanting women in the military in hopes that his ex-wife gets drafted, or supporting abortion so men won't be [[TheBabyTrap trapped in families with conniving women]].
** Stan's solution to childhood obesity? Get them hooked on tobacco instead!
** The best way to stop racism is by consuming more interracial porn.
** No snow for Christmas isn't because of global warming, it's because of [[https://www.theonion.com/flakes-on-a-plain-1830984022 George Soros bribing the snow into melting]].
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Scientists are typically depicted as midwits who know absolutely nothing and are easily rebuffed by the AuthorAvatar's common sense.
* MyCountryTisOfTheeISting: The only times Stan willfully insults America is when he can point the finger at liberals for ruining it.
* NeverMyFault: Every comic featuring an AuthorAvatar of Stan shows him in the right, and that everything bad that happens to him (getting fired, a DUI ticket, his kids not calling him) is totally undeserved.
* NewAgeRetroHippie: A common straw opponent in Stan's comics, he's depicted as an America-hating, [[BurningTheFlag flag-burning]] idiot who's constantly humiliating himself and getting trounced (emotionally or physically) by god-fearing patriots.
* NewMediaIsEvil: Stan is a firm believer in the sanctity of physical media and despises online streaming of movies and music.
* NostalgiaAintLikeItUsedToBe: As far as Stan as convinced, everything about his generation back when they were teenagers was objectively better than modern teens today.
* ObnoxiousInLaws: Stan depicts [[https://www.theonion.com/relative-suffering-1819592923 his son's mother-in-law]] as an evil hag with a Hitler mustache.
-->"COME IN! EAT '''MY''' FOOD! ABIDE BY '''MY''' HOUSE RULES! ENGAGE ME IN '''CONVERSATION!'''"
* PatrioticFervor: Stan's comic is dripping with patriotic imagery. In his world, America is a perfect country blessed by God, and everyone who disagrees with him is a DirtyCommunist who makes the Statue of Liberty and the Founding Fathers weep.
-->'''Jesus:''' I may have been born in Bethlehem... but I know America is the Promised Land!
* RapIsCrap: Today's No-Good Teen is often wearing a shirt or bearing a tattoo that says "RAP BAND."
* RushmoreRefacement:
** Stan fears [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-august-20-2007-1819588674 what Mexicans will do to it]] if they ever become the majority ethnicity in America.
** He represents his disdain for FacialScruff by depicting [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-january-28-2008-1819588855 Mount Rushmore with five o'clock shadows]] and captioning it "America the GRUBBY!"
** He believes that if {{Feminazi}}s take over America, they'll [[https://www.theonion.com/queasy-on-the-eyes-1849035193 resculpt the Statue of Liberty]] to be fat, hairy, and ugly and rename it the "Statue of Liberated."
* TheScrooge: It's implied that Stan is one, seeing how often panhandlers, fundraisers, store workers who reject coupons, and anyone who asks his AuthorAvatar for money under any circumstance is portrayed as an evil hag.
* SeriousBusiness: Stan feels ''very'' strongly about some of his pop culture opinions, such as his love for Creator/OJSimpson,''Series/TheSopranos'', as well as his belief that Creator/DCComics and ''Franchise/StarTrek'' are far superior to Creator/MarvelComics and ''Franchise/StarWars''.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Stan believes he's [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-september-15-2008-1819589121 the ''real'' hero]] of the 2008 electoral cycle, deserves to be [[https://www.theonion.com/december-13-2010-1819590088 ''TIME'' Man of the Year]], and can totally seduce [[https://www.theonion.com/the-princess-and-the-plea-1819592659 Chelsea Clinton]] and [[https://www.theonion.com/state-of-their-union-1819592814 Melania Trump]].
* SmokingIsCool: Today's No-Good Teens vape instead of smoke real cigarettes, which risks meaning that European teenagers will look cooler than Americans.
* SoccerHatingAmericans: Stan believes that trying to promote soccer in America is European imperialism and fundamentally un-American.
* SpeciesSpecificAfterlife: According to Stan, God has a [[https://www.theonion.com/editorial-cartoon-april-21-2008-1819588953 special heavenly zoo]] for endangered animals, and those damn anti-hunting bills are keeping them from joining Him in eternal happiness.
* SpoiledBrat: What your kids will grow up to be if you let them relax on summer break, put them on your health insurance plans, trick-or-treat on Halloween, or give them Christmas gifts, according to Stan.
* StalkerWithACrush: It's implied that ever since he got divorced, Stan has been romantically stalking women far younger than him.
* StraightEdgeEvil: Besides being dirty liberals, Stan hates [[https://www.theonion.com/tried-and-truant-1824187597 anti-school-shooting protests by teens]] because it's neither a cool nor rebellious way to skip school.
* StrawFeminist: Women's lib and #MeToo advocates are always depicted by Stan as shrill harpies who hate all men.
* TakeThat: Stan revels in opportunities to insult other cartoonists whom he sees as competition, such as [[https://www.theonion.com/a-charlie-brown-thanks-for-nothing-1819592417 Charles Schulz,]], [[https://www.theonion.com/the-rat-in-the-high-hat-1819592291 Dr. Seuss]], [[https://www.theonion.com/october-25-2010-1819590027 Bil Keane]], [[https://www.theonion.com/scary-larson-1844714312 Gary Larson]], and [[https://www.theonion.com/time-of-the-seasoned-1819591790 digital cartoonists in general]].
* TakeThatCritics: [[https://www.theonion.com/yawn-of-the-dead-1819591035 One comic]] depicts anyone who writes in to complain about his comics as a mix of brain-dead Feminazis, elitists, hippies, and terrorists.
* TeenHater: Today's No-Good Teens are inexorably depicted as zit-faced, trouble-making, music-blastic, [[PhoneaholicTeenager tech-addicted]] hooligans who all deserve to end up in juvenile detention. They may or may not also be in league with ISIS.
* ThinkOfTheChildren: Many of his comics depict "Innocent Kids" as being brainwashed by liberal media and institutions into being anything from sinful degenerates to future school shooters.
* ValuesDissonance: Stan claims that in TheEighties, dressing up in {{blackface}} was a [[https://www.theonion.com/ebony-and-irony-1832895620 totally innocent and fun activity]] for people to do.
* TheWarOnStraw: Every single comic depicts people Stan disagrees with as moronic, a jerk, or downright evil.
* YellowPeril: Any time Stan blames something on China, he usually draws a slant-eyed [[AllAsiansWearConicalStrawHats conical hat-wearing]] Chinese man [[HandRubbing rubbing his hands menacingly]].
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