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** In ''Pearl Harbor'', America comments on how peaceful it is in Pearl Harbor. Cue, [[ForegomeConclusion well...]]
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* TimeParadox: Has a speaking part in ''House'', destroying House House because "YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!"
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You can find a steadily-building archive of his old work [[http://hans-von-hozel.tumblr.com/ here]]. Additionally, his new account is available [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5440582/Hans-von-Hozel-2013 here]], though it hasn't been nearly as prolific as his old account was.
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His fanfictions have been archived by Website/WaybackMachine [[http://web.archive.org/web/20120428085608/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel here]]. You can also find a steadily-building archive of his old work [[http://hans-von-hozel.tumblr.com/ here]]. Additionally, his new account is available [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5440582/Hans-von-Hozel-2013 here]], though it hasn't been nearly as prolific as his old account was.
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* EldritchAbomination: [[Franchise/{{Pokémon}} Missingno]] is portrayed as this, being able to make the world glitch out by its very presence.
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* EldritchAbomination: [[Franchise/Pokemon Missingno]] is portrayed as this, being able to make the world glitch out by its very presence.
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* EatTheRich: in ''Phanton of the Opera'', the Phantom kills all the rich people at the opera and the poor rejoice [[spoiler: but then he kills all the poor people too.]]
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* FaceHeelTurn: Superman in ''Smallville''.
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* GoodIsBoring: Lex Luthor says this to Superman in ''Smallville''.
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* BurnTheWitch: [[spoiler:Jake]] in ''Nefarious Fauxpod Fanfic 4''.
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* ColonyDrop: [[spoiler: The Moon]] at the end of Pearl Harbor, after it tries to [[spoiler:bring everyone America exiled back to Earth.]]
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* BalefulPolymorph: The vampires in ''Twilight'' are turned into bats.
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** In his ''Series/HannahMontana'' fanfic, a lunar eclipse causes the sun to appear in the middle of the night.
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** "Liverpool" for the Beatles.
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* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler: Ash, Misty, and Brock]] in one of the Pokemon fanfics.
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* PyrrhicVillainy: The iceberg in the ''Movie/Titanic'' fic gets to rape and sink the titanic, but then [[spoiler:melts upon touching the water.]]
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Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on FanfictionDotNet, though his original account and fanfics are no longer on the website, having been removed by the site without explanation. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he had a fic for just about everything. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]
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Hans von Hozel is one of many writers on FanfictionDotNet, Website/FanFictionDotNet, though his original account and fanfics are no longer on the website, having been removed by the site without explanation. Probably the most notable thing about Hans' collection of fics is that he had a fic for just about everything. Well, maybe not everything, but chances are if there's a huge fanbase (e.g. ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''), there will be a fic for that sooner or later. Although, [[InNameOnly the plot might not have to do with the storyline at all...]]
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%% * OurVampiresAreDifferent: Hozel's ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''LetTheRightOneIn'' stories use his own vampire mythos.
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%% * OurVampiresAreDifferent: Hozel's ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''LetTheRightOneIn'' ''Literature/LetTheRightOneIn'' stories use his own vampire mythos.
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* IAmNotShazam: He seems to think that the protagonist of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' is named "Panda".
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** Though given that the original account did slowly improve in grammar, and many of the errors could conceivably come from German being poorly translated into English, maybe not. If he's not legit, he's better than most TrollFic authors, who tend to make their work even worse as it goes on.
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* AnyoneCanDie: Most of his fics end on a melancholy note. For example: He kills all of the [[spoiler: Ninja Turtles and Splinter in his story ''Ninja Turtles'' and in his ''Series/DoctorWho'' fic, the Doctor gets eaten by raptors]].
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* AnyoneCanDie: Most of his fics end on a melancholy note. For example: He he kills all of the [[spoiler: Ninja Turtles and Splinter in his story ''Ninja Turtles'' and in his ''Series/DoctorWho'' fic, the Doctor gets eaten by raptors]].
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%% * TogetherInDeath: [[spoiler: Edward and Bella, in ''Twilight'']].
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-->"It good thing it night time" say Edward, "Becuase Vampires can no do the sunlight."\\
[[CueTheSun Suddenly, Sunlight!]]
* TogetherInDeath: [[spoiler: Edward and
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%% * ShockAndAwe: How WesternAnimation/{{Thomas the Tank Engine}} dies in one of his stories.
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* BlackComedyRape: In his ''Film/{{Titanic}}'' fanfiction, the iceberg rapes the ship itself.
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* BlackComedyRape: In his ''Film/{{Titanic}}'' ''Film/{{Titanic 1997}}'' fanfiction, the iceberg rapes the ship itself.
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** He also thinks that the plural of "broom" (which he consistently spells "[[TheInheritanceCycle Brom]]", and uses as if it were a name) is "bromine". "Brom", however, is German for "bromine" he seems to have the two confused. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromine Bromine]] just so happens to be a periodic element; an odd thing to get confused with a [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/broom broom of the sweeping kind]].
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** He also thinks that the plural of "broom" (which he consistently spells "[[TheInheritanceCycle "[[Literature/InheritanceCycle Brom]]", and uses as if it were a name) is "bromine". "Brom", however, is German for "bromine" he seems to have the two confused. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromine Bromine]] just so happens to be a periodic element; an odd thing to get confused with a [[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/broom broom of the sweeping kind]].
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* AllDesertsHaveCacti: Zig-zagged in ''World Cup 2010''.
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* ButterflyOfDoom: ''Series/DoctorWho'' has a time travel related accident with a feather duster which causes the world's population to turn into dinosaurs... [[CrossesTheLineTwice who eat him]]... [[EpicFail and conquer the world]]...
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* ButterflyOfDoom: ''Series/DoctorWho'' has a time travel related accident with a feather duster which causes the world's population to turn into dinosaurs... [[CrossesTheLineTwice who eat him]]...The Doctor]]... [[EpicFail and conquer the world]]...
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** ''World of Danube: A Mamma Mia/Harry Potter crossover''.
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* GreenAesop: The ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' story. Maybe.
* HumansAreBastards: ''Warhammer''.
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* InTheStyleOf: if one is ''very'' charitable, ''Glitch City'' is ''Pokemon'' in the style of ''Metal Gear Solid 2''.
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* InTheStyleOf: if If one is ''very'' charitable, ''Glitch City'' is ''Pokemon'' ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' in the style of ''Metal Gear Solid 2''.''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2''.
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* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Hozel's ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''LetTheRightOneIn'' stories use his own vampire mythos.
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* ShockAndAwe: How WesternAnimation/{{Thomas the Tank Engine}} dies in one of his stories.
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* TogetherInDeath: [[spoiler: Edward and Bella, in ''Twilight'']].
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* WomanScorned: in ''Benjamin Button'', [[spoiler: Daisy has the deaged-to-fetus Benjamin Button aborted [[FridgeLogic despite him not being inside anyone's uterus at the time]] as revenge after Benjamin has the gall to dump her]].
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* WomanScorned: in ''Benjamin Button'', ''[[Film/TheCuriousCaseOfBenjaminButton Benjamin Button]]'', [[spoiler: Daisy has the deaged-to-fetus Benjamin Button aborted [[FridgeLogic despite him not being inside anyone's uterus at the time]] as revenge after Benjamin has the gall to dump her]].
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* StealthParody[=/=]PoesLaw: One can only hope.
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* TrollFic: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel His works.]]
--> '''Hans''': "I had idea when one day, I going in Berlin. Suddenly, everything in English! I could not understand it. It was like it in another language, so I make English and do stories in it. : D"
** He has received a [[http://maxtaro.deviantart.com/art/Hans-Von-Hozel-fan-fiction-143163934 tribute]] in Troll Fic form.
--> '''Hans''': "I had idea when one day, I going in Berlin. Suddenly, everything in English! I could not understand it. It was like it in another language, so I make English and do stories in it. : D"
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* IntentionalEngrishForFunny. [[PoesLaw Probably]].
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* BlindIdiotTranslation: His stories are like this.
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* DownerEnding: Nearly every story he has written.
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* DownerEnding: Nearly every story A rare humorous example can be found in nearly everything he has written.writes.
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* DontLikeDontRead: He used this in his ''Series/{{Numb3rs}}'' fic when he rehosted it (it had been reported and deleted).
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* DeusExNukina: "Dragon Droppings":
-->"Oh no!" said Obama, "The feces are spreading outside the wall of the city! We must use nuke!"\\
So he pressed a button and nuke city, which killed the dragon and evaporated all of the fecals.\\
The world of celebration, for dragon to gone!
-->"Oh no!" said Obama, "The feces are spreading outside the wall of the city! We must use nuke!"\\
So he pressed a button and nuke city, which killed the dragon and evaporated all of the fecals.\\
The world of celebration, for dragon to gone!
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* CrackFic: Many of his works fall into this category.
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* BlackComedyRape: In his ''Film/{{Titanic}}'' fanfiction, the iceberg rapes the ship itself.
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* AuthorVocabularyCalendar: Many of his fanfics use "danube" ''as a verb''.