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* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks: Most ''especially'' when said shark is sentient, very intelligent, and has access to high-tech weaponry.
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* [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie Robot Shark]]: Mr. Bite, Dr. Jennifer's alter-ego.
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* [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie Robot Shark]]: NinjaPirateRobotZombie: Mr. Bite, a robot shark that is Dr. Jennifer's alter-ego.
* ThreateningShark: The shark is sentient, very intelligent, and has access to high-tech weaponry, adding to the threat.
* ThreateningShark: The shark is sentient, very intelligent, and has access to high-tech weaponry, adding to the threat.
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A tiny, ill-tempered businessman who prides himself on his army of mechanical minions and regularly spends a fortune on his [=SmashMuck=] League. Gets [[{{Understatement}} rather disappointed]] when they lose--or really, when nothing goes his way.
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A tiny, ill-tempered businessman who prides himself on his army of mechanical minions and regularly spends a fortune on his [=SmashMuck=] League. Gets [[{{Understatement}} rather disappointed]] disappointed when they lose--or really, when nothing goes his way.
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A Shark with a PhD in Murder, Dr. Jennifer was set to become the new dean of the College of Inhumanities at Blunderbuss University ("More bang for your education buck!") till Dr. Trip showed up and quickly began threatening and poisoning his way up the ranks, stealing her beloved position.
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A Shark with a PhD [=PhD=] in Murder, Dr. Jennifer was set to become the new dean of the College of Inhumanities at Blunderbuss University ("More bang for your education buck!") till Dr. Trip showed up and quickly began threatening and poisoning his way up the ranks, stealing her beloved position.
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** Platimus' story may seem [[Franchise/Batman very familiar]] to quite a lot of people.
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** Platimus' story may seem [[Franchise/Batman [[Franchise/{{Batman}} very familiar]] to quite a lot of people.
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* GoneHorriblyRight: She was the perfect "bad girl" for the perfect "all-girl rock band," which meant she disagreed with absolutely everything the band stood for (like not hospitalizing and/or killing their audience) and left ASAP.
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* GoneHorriblyRight: She was the perfect "bad girl" for the perfect "all-girl rock band," "all-girl, all robot band" of "sugary pop bliss" which meant she disagreed with absolutely everything the band stood for (like not hospitalizing and/or killing their audience) and left ASAP.
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She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and his joining the league. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
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She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul [=VooGhoul=] from his eternal slumber, and his joining the league. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
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Platimus stalked Hub City's dark alleyways, lobbing eggs and freshy hatched puggles at it's criminal underbelly till he caught wind of Nexi, the Queen of CrimSyn, joining [=SmashMuck=]. Seeing a golden opportunity to shake up crime, the Platicorn goes after her.
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Platimus stalked Hub City's dark alleyways, lobbing eggs and freshy hatched puggles at it's criminal underbelly till he caught wind of Nexi, the Queen of CrimSyn, [=CrimSyn=], joining [=SmashMuck=]. Seeing a golden opportunity to shake up crime, the Platicorn goes after her.
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* AutoTune: Engineered to be the perfect sugar pop-star. It was inevitable, really.
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--> "Yes, Father, I shall become... a unicorn!"
His parents murdered when he was but a puggle, the future seemed bleak till Platimus chanced by a TV playing the hit children's show, "My Unicorn Pals." Inspired by Allycorn, Sundog, Waffles, and Ponietta's merrily prancing about the Heartsong Kingdom, he knew what he needed to become to avenge his parents... a unicorn!
Platimus stalked Hub City's dark alleyways, lobbing eggs and freshy hatched puggles at it's criminal underbelly till he caught wind of Nexi, the Queen of CrimSyn, joining [=SmashMuck=]. Seeing a golden opportunity to shake up crime, the Platicorn goes after her.
* ShoutOut:
** Platimus' story may seem [[Franchise/Batman very familiar]] to quite a lot of people.
** Now what other show [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic has an "Allycorn" in it?]]
His parents murdered when he was but a puggle, the future seemed bleak till Platimus chanced by a TV playing the hit children's show, "My Unicorn Pals." Inspired by Allycorn, Sundog, Waffles, and Ponietta's merrily prancing about the Heartsong Kingdom, he knew what he needed to become to avenge his parents... a unicorn!
Platimus stalked Hub City's dark alleyways, lobbing eggs and freshy hatched puggles at it's criminal underbelly till he caught wind of Nexi, the Queen of CrimSyn, joining [=SmashMuck=]. Seeing a golden opportunity to shake up crime, the Platicorn goes after her.
* ShoutOut:
** Platimus' story may seem [[Franchise/Batman very familiar]] to quite a lot of people.
** Now what other show [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic has an "Allycorn" in it?]]
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--> "Science!"
A former test-subject for Welk Industries, an injection of a potential cure for Athlete's Foot gave this hamster super-intelligence. A scientist dressed him up in a lab-coat, left him by some beakers, then left the room to get his camera. By the time he got back, the horror that is Dr. Trip was born.
Turning his former testers into the test subjects, Dr. Trip was eventually flushed out of Welk Tower. With a burning desire to continue his experiments but no funds nor subjects to do them, he joins [=SmashMuck=] for a steady supply of both.
* KillerRabbit: He looks ridiculous, has a monocle, and wears socks with sandals. He is extremely dangerous, shockingly fast, and will likely subject you to a horrible, horrible death.
* ForScience: Whether it be out of sadism or a genuine interest in advancing his field, Dr. Trip never passes up the opportunity for an experiment, no matter how questionable, ethical, or legal.
A former test-subject for Welk Industries, an injection of a potential cure for Athlete's Foot gave this hamster super-intelligence. A scientist dressed him up in a lab-coat, left him by some beakers, then left the room to get his camera. By the time he got back, the horror that is Dr. Trip was born.
Turning his former testers into the test subjects, Dr. Trip was eventually flushed out of Welk Tower. With a burning desire to continue his experiments but no funds nor subjects to do them, he joins [=SmashMuck=] for a steady supply of both.
* KillerRabbit: He looks ridiculous, has a monocle, and wears socks with sandals. He is extremely dangerous, shockingly fast, and will likely subject you to a horrible, horrible death.
* ForScience: Whether it be out of sadism or a genuine interest in advancing his field, Dr. Trip never passes up the opportunity for an experiment, no matter how questionable, ethical, or legal.
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* FragileSpeedster
* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* OurVampiresAreDifferent
* FragileSpeedster
* FragileSpeedster
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* MightyGlacier
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An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
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An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl. girl.
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Bile, jealous of the attention he was getting, devoured Sprout whole, but the plant managed to punch and fight his way out of Bile's gut and to freedom. Attracted by the bright lights, he entered the Arena, through a side door, met Scathe, one of most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet clubbing his toe]] then knocking him out with a fierce uppercut.
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Bile, jealous of the attention he was getting, devoured Sprout whole, but the plant managed to punch and fight his way out of Bile's gut and to freedom. Attracted by the bright lights, he entered the Arena, arena through a side door, met Scathe, one of the most powerful and dangerous champions champions, and consequently beat him by [[AgonyOfTheFeet clubbing his toe]] then knocking him out with a fierce uppercut.
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Once part of the "perfect" all-girl rock band, Melody was the "bad girl" of the group. She proved to be [[GoneHorriblyRight too
well-engineered]] when in her old group's first concert, she caused permanent hearing loss and bleeding ears to the entire audience (and everyone within hearing range), was responsible for widespread property damage, and smashed up her keytar all before the first song. She quickly left the group and became a solo act soon after, alternating between busting up her audience's and her opponents in the arena's ear-drums.
She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and his being a Champion. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
well-engineered]] when in her old group's first concert, she caused permanent hearing loss and bleeding ears to the entire audience (and everyone within hearing range), was responsible for widespread property damage, and smashed up her keytar all before the first song. She quickly left the group and became a solo act soon after, alternating between busting up her audience's and her opponents in the arena's ear-drums.
She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and his being a Champion. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
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Once part of the "perfect" all-girl rock band, all girl, all robot supergroup of sugary pop bliss, the Sprocket Girls, Melody was the "bad girl" of the group. She proved to be [[GoneHorriblyRight too
too well-engineered]] when in her old group's their first concert, she caused permanent hearing loss and bleeding ears cranked her amp up to the entire audience (and everyone within hearing range), was responsible for widespread property damage, and 11, played an ear-blistering solo, then smashed up her keytar all before the end of the first song. She quickly left the group and became a solo act soon after, alternating between busting up her audience's and her opponents now plays exclusively in the arena's ear-drums.
[=SmashMuck=] arenas.
She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and hisbeing a Champion.joining the league. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
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The mysterious, unseen adjudicator of [=SmashMuck=], he (she? they? it?) see to it that the rules are followed, play is fair, and that the gratuitous violence is kept within the legal threshold allowed to the game.
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The magical mysterious, unseen adjudicator of [=SmashMuck=], he (she? they? it?) see sees to it that the rules are followed, play is fair, and that the gratuitous violence is kept within the legal threshold allowed to the game.
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* ArtificialLimbs: One of his hands is a old-timey claw.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
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* ArtificialLimbs: One of his hands is a an old-timey claw.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was sointelligent smart [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so
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* InstrumentOfDeath: Melody's default weapon of choice is a keytar. Her playing is so loud it causes sonic waves.
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* InstrumentOfDeath: InstrumentOfMurder: Melody's default weapon of choice is a keytar. Her playing is so loud it causes sonic waves.
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* EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks: Most ''especially'' when said shark is sentient, very intelligent, and has access to high-tech weaponry.
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* [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie Robot Shark]]: Mr. Bite, Dr. Jennifer's alter-ego.
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--> (auto-tuned) "Yeah!"
Once part of the "perfect" all-girl rock band, Melody was the "bad girl" of the group. She proved to be [[GoneHorriblyRight too
well-engineered]] when in her old group's first concert, she caused permanent hearing loss and bleeding ears to the entire audience (and everyone within hearing range), was responsible for widespread property damage, and smashed up her keytar all before the first song. She quickly left the group and became a solo act soon after, alternating between busting up her audience's and her opponents in the arena's ear-drums.
She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and his being a Champion. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
* GoneHorriblyRight: She was the perfect "bad girl" for the perfect "all-girl rock band," which meant she disagreed with absolutely everything the band stood for (like not hospitalizing and/or killing their audience) and left ASAP.
* InstrumentOfDeath: Melody's default weapon of choice is a keytar. Her playing is so loud it causes sonic waves.
* RobotGirl
Once part of the "perfect" all-girl rock band, Melody was the "bad girl" of the group. She proved to be [[GoneHorriblyRight too
well-engineered]] when in her old group's first concert, she caused permanent hearing loss and bleeding ears to the entire audience (and everyone within hearing range), was responsible for widespread property damage, and smashed up her keytar all before the first song. She quickly left the group and became a solo act soon after, alternating between busting up her audience's and her opponents in the arena's ear-drums.
She is also responsible for awakening VooGhoul from his eternal slumber, and his being a Champion. (She said she'd only date Champions.)
* GoneHorriblyRight: She was the perfect "bad girl" for the perfect "all-girl rock band," which meant she disagreed with absolutely everything the band stood for (like not hospitalizing and/or killing their audience) and left ASAP.
* InstrumentOfDeath: Melody's default weapon of choice is a keytar. Her playing is so loud it causes sonic waves.
* RobotGirl
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* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach/Retired Champion, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
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* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach/Retired Champion, Coach, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
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Planet Muck is host to a healthy variety of weird critters and folk. These are the guys you see duking it out in the [=SmashMuck=] Arenas.
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Planet Muck is host to a healthy variety of weird critters and folk. These are the guys you see duking it out in the [=SmashMuck=] Arenas.
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A friendly [=SmashMuck=] Veteran now training the newest generation of Champions.
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A friendly [=SmashMuck=] Veteran now training the newest generation coach.
* ArtificialLimbs: One ofChampions.his hands is a old-timey claw.
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He has been responsible for recruiting some of the more questionable Champions into the League, among other shady activities.
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He has been responsible for creating and/or recruiting some of the more questionable Champions into the League, among other shady activities.activities.
** In order to save his precious Welk Tower from destruction by Kilowatt, a super-weapon his company created, unleashed the insane beast onto Hub City.
** In order to save his precious Welk Tower from destruction by Kilowatt, a super-weapon his company created, unleashed the insane beast onto Hub City.
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Champions focused on brute force. Your front-liner troops, these guys can take a hit and return it in kind.
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Champions focused on brute force. force or insidious, lethal tactics. Your front-liner troops, these guys can take a hit and return it in kind.
kind, or cut down the enemy before they even realize they were there.
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An Ancient Muck Warrior, lost in time after his greatest rival was defeated and sealed away in a cavern, returning to a new field of battle after he accidentally stumbled upon the Arena.
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A Minotaur, once the bane of Ancient Muck, was defeated and sealed away in a cave by Brutus.
He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage." Well, that and it "Sounds like fun!"
He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage." Well, that and it "Sounds like fun!"
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--> "No mercy..."
AMinotaur, Muckataur, once the bane fierce Guardian of Ancient Muck, Minos was defeated and sealed away in a cave by Brutus.Brutus, went on a fierce rampage destroying everything the Muck Warrior loved, then was consequently imprisoned for his crimes.
He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage."Well, that and because it "Sounds like fun!"fun!"
!! Nexi
!! Ninjette
!! Oddilus
!! Z-314
!! Zert
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He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage."
!! Nexi
!! Ninjette
!! Oddilus
!! Z-314
!! Zert
!! Kunak
!! Leatherhead
!! Mainframe
!! Plan-Kan
!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
!! Scathe
!! Leatherhead
!! Mainframe
!! Plan-Kan
!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
!! Scathe
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A bizarre, tiny plant born from a mysterious seed, Spourt spent most of his life as the main attraction in a shop, being cooed on by the customers half the time, watching [=SmashMuck=] from the TV within his cage's view the rest.
A rival of his, jealous of the attention he was getting, let Sprout loose into the city, where he wandered into the Arena, and became an instant hit after defeating one of the largest, most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet smashing its toe]] then knocking it out with a fierce uppercut.
A rival of his, jealous of the attention he was getting, let Sprout loose into the city, where he wandered into the Arena, and became an instant hit after defeating one of the largest, most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet smashing its toe]] then knocking it out with a fierce uppercut.
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-->"It's sprout!"
A bizarre, tiny plant born from a mysterious seed, Spourt spent most of his life as the main attraction in ashop, being cooed on by the customers half the time, Flotsam, Jetsam, and Bile Curiosity Shoppe, watching [=SmashMuck=] TV from his cage, particularly [=SmashMuck=]. Customers and children came from all over the TV within his cage's view city to watch him imitate the rest.moves he saw.
A rival of his, Bile, jealous of the attention he was getting, let devoured Sprout loose into whole, but the city, where plant managed to punch and fight his way out of Bile's gut and to freedom. Attracted by the bright lights, he wandered into entered the Arena, and became an instant hit after defeating through a side door, met Scathe, one of the largest, most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet smashing its clubbing his toe]] then knocking it him out with a fierce uppercut.uppercut.
Much to Bile's dismay, he became an instant hit.
A bizarre, tiny plant born from a mysterious seed, Spourt spent most of his life as the main attraction in a
Much to Bile's dismay, he became an instant hit.
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!! Ace
!! Blitz (and Beast)
!! Blitz (and Beast)
--> "Let's begin."
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She was dismissed after biting the Chairman's head off during a heated argument, developed a lethal robotic alter-ego, Mr. Bite, and quickly found a new home in the Arena, where she uses her superior intelligence and education to figure out new and inventive ways to rack up a bigger body-count.
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She was dismissed after biting the Chairman's university president's head off during a heated argument, developed a lethal robotic alter-ego, Mr. Bite, and quickly found a new home in the Arena, where she uses her superior intelligence and education to figure out new and inventive ways to rack up a bigger body-count.
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!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
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!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.Melody
!! Oozelo
!! Platimus
!! Scuttlemuck
!! Dr. Trip
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
!! Oozelo
!! Platimus
!! Scuttlemuck
!! Dr. Trip
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!! The Game Master
The mysterious, unseen adjudicator of [=SmashMuck=], he (she? they? it?) see to it that the rules are followed, play is fair, and that the gratuitous violence is kept within the legal threshold allowed to the game.
!! Coach Wedge
A friendly [=SmashMuck=] Veteran now training the newest generation of Champions.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach/Retired Champion, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
!! Simon Welk
A tiny, ill-tempered businessman who prides himself on his army of mechanical minions and regularly spends a fortune on his [=SmashMuck=] League. Gets [[{{Understatement}} rather disappointed]] when they lose--or really, when nothing goes his way.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He has been responsible for recruiting some of the more questionable Champions into the League, among other shady activities.
* TheNapoleon: What he lacks in height, he makes up for in sheer, unbridled anger and a superiority complex. That he is the "Big Man" in his company certainly doesn't help.
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[[folder:Offense]]
Champions focused on brute force. Your front-liner troops, these guys can take a hit and return it in kind.
!! Brutus
An Ancient Muck Warrior, lost in time after his greatest rival was defeated and sealed away in a cavern, returning to a new field of battle after he accidentally stumbled upon the Arena.
!! Minos
A Minotaur, once the bane of Ancient Muck, was defeated and sealed away in a cave by Brutus.
He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage." Well, that and it "Sounds like fun!"
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[[folder:Defense]]
While these Champions may not be able to force their way into enemy territory, they can certainly keep them from doing it to your team.
!! Sprout
A bizarre, tiny plant born from a mysterious seed, Spourt spent most of his life as the main attraction in a shop, being cooed on by the customers half the time, watching [=SmashMuck=] from the TV within his cage's view the rest.
A rival of his, jealous of the attention he was getting, let Sprout loose into the city, where he wandered into the Arena, and became an instant hit after defeating one of the largest, most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet smashing its toe]] then knocking it out with a fierce uppercut.
* AscendedFanBoy: Used to watch [=SmashMuck=] on TV, now he's a Champion in the Arena.
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[[folder:Support]]
While not the strongest in raw power, nor are they capable of lasting long under prolonged onslaught, these Champions are nonetheless a vital part of the team, manipulating the battlefield and their enemies, and performing feats no other Champion can.
!! Dr. Jennifer (and Mr. Bite)
A Shark with a PhD in Murder, Dr. Jennifer was set to become the new dean of the College of Inhumanities at Blunderbuss University ("More bang for your education buck!") till Dr. Trip showed up and quickly began threatening and poisoning his way up the ranks, stealing her beloved position.
She was dismissed after biting the Chairman's head off during a heated argument, developed a lethal robotic alter-ego, Mr. Bite, and quickly found a new home in the Arena, where she uses her superior intelligence and education to figure out new and inventive ways to rack up a bigger body-count.
* MadScientist: Her doctorate is in ''killing people,'' for Pete's sake.
!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
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!! The Game Master
The mysterious, unseen adjudicator of [=SmashMuck=], he (she? they? it?) see to it that the rules are followed, play is fair, and that the gratuitous violence is kept within the legal threshold allowed to the game.
!! Coach Wedge
A friendly [=SmashMuck=] Veteran now training the newest generation of Champions.
* SouthernFriedGenius: Despite what you would think of a Major Sports League Coach/Retired Champion, he is actually quite intelligent with robotics and artificial intelligence--so much that the training AI he made was so intelligent [[GoneHorriblyRight it gained sentience and consequently tried to take over the world.]] Said AI is now Mainframe.
!! Simon Welk
A tiny, ill-tempered businessman who prides himself on his army of mechanical minions and regularly spends a fortune on his [=SmashMuck=] League. Gets [[{{Understatement}} rather disappointed]] when they lose--or really, when nothing goes his way.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: He has been responsible for recruiting some of the more questionable Champions into the League, among other shady activities.
* TheNapoleon: What he lacks in height, he makes up for in sheer, unbridled anger and a superiority complex. That he is the "Big Man" in his company certainly doesn't help.
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[[folder:Offense]]
Champions focused on brute force. Your front-liner troops, these guys can take a hit and return it in kind.
!! Brutus
An Ancient Muck Warrior, lost in time after his greatest rival was defeated and sealed away in a cavern, returning to a new field of battle after he accidentally stumbled upon the Arena.
!! Minos
A Minotaur, once the bane of Ancient Muck, was defeated and sealed away in a cave by Brutus.
He awakens from his slumber centuries later thanks to Simon Welk's latest scheme, survives and becomes a Champion with Coach Wedge's help because he is, in his words, "Homeless and full of rage." Well, that and it "Sounds like fun!"
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[[folder:Defense]]
While these Champions may not be able to force their way into enemy territory, they can certainly keep them from doing it to your team.
!! Sprout
A bizarre, tiny plant born from a mysterious seed, Spourt spent most of his life as the main attraction in a shop, being cooed on by the customers half the time, watching [=SmashMuck=] from the TV within his cage's view the rest.
A rival of his, jealous of the attention he was getting, let Sprout loose into the city, where he wandered into the Arena, and became an instant hit after defeating one of the largest, most powerful and dangerous champions by [[AgonyOfTheFeet smashing its toe]] then knocking it out with a fierce uppercut.
* AscendedFanBoy: Used to watch [=SmashMuck=] on TV, now he's a Champion in the Arena.
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[[folder:Support]]
While not the strongest in raw power, nor are they capable of lasting long under prolonged onslaught, these Champions are nonetheless a vital part of the team, manipulating the battlefield and their enemies, and performing feats no other Champion can.
!! Dr. Jennifer (and Mr. Bite)
A Shark with a PhD in Murder, Dr. Jennifer was set to become the new dean of the College of Inhumanities at Blunderbuss University ("More bang for your education buck!") till Dr. Trip showed up and quickly began threatening and poisoning his way up the ranks, stealing her beloved position.
She was dismissed after biting the Chairman's head off during a heated argument, developed a lethal robotic alter-ego, Mr. Bite, and quickly found a new home in the Arena, where she uses her superior intelligence and education to figure out new and inventive ways to rack up a bigger body-count.
* MadScientist: Her doctorate is in ''killing people,'' for Pete's sake.
!! Rook
An Animate Magical Statue, Rook becomes alive every time there's a match and goes back to being just a regular old statue immediately afterward. Though Rook is made of stone, she is a girl.
* NoBiologicalSex: Why Rook is a girl is never explained, nor is it really necessary. She's a ''statue'', for Pete's sake.
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