History Characters / SCPFoundationSCPs3000To3999

'' [=SCPs=]'': [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs001To299 SCPs 001-299]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs300To599 SCPs 300-599]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs600To999 SCPs 600-999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs1000To1299 SCPs 1000-1299]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs1300To1599 SCPs 1300-1599]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs1600To1999 SCPs 1600-1999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs2000To2999 SCPs 2000-2999]] | '''[=SCPs=] 3000-3999''' | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs4000To4999 SCPs 4000-4999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs5000To5999 SCPs 5000-5999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCPs6000To6999 SCPs 6000-6999]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationJokeSCPs Joke SCPs]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationOtherSCPs Other SCPs]] | [[Characters/SCPFoundationGOIFormats GOI Formats]] ]]-]]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3602 SCP-3602]] - The Monkey King's Legacy
* CivilizedAnimal: They are capable of using tools and utilizing fire as a source of warmth.
* {{Immortality}}: SCP-3602-A instances are immortal.
* OutlivingOnesOffspring: SCP-3602-B instances are the children of the SCP-3602-A instances, but unlike them are mortal, having similar lifespans to ordinary golden snub-nosed monkeys.
* SelfImmolation: SCP-3602-A-9 attempted to do this to herself, but failed due to her immortality.
* TalkingAnimal: They can talk, preferring to use Mandarin.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: This is SCP-3602-A-9's reasoning for trying to kill herself; she feels bitter about having to live like the animal she once was after challenging the gods.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3607 SCP-3607]] - Residence Evil
* BiggerOnTheInside: The SCP is a two-story house; however, Devin ████'s bedroom contains a space that is much larger than normally possible.
* GravityScrew: The spatial anomaly in Devin's bedroom also affects its gravity.
* ShoutOut: The name is a nod to ''Franchise/ResidentEvil''.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3634 SCP-3634]] - In Vino Veritas
* InVinoVeritas: A literal case; anyone who drinks alcohol from a container opened with the SCP becomes compelled to tell the truth and do things they would normally not do.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3654 SCP-3654]] - [=WarTime=]
* AlternateHistory: 3654 is an American WWII motor torpedo boat that was from a universe where an Allied invasion of mainland Japan (the aborted Operation Downfall in our timeline) occurred, but...something went terribly wrong. See NoodleIncident below.
* DueToTheDead: At one point, 3654 returned with one of its bunks cleared out save for a soldier's picture, bottles of alcohol, and wilted flowers as a makeshift memorial.
* NoodleIncident: One of the biggest themes to this SCP is that it is never explained just ''what'' is happening to it. Every time it returns produces a new one, such as:
** The first time it appeared, it was found covered in makeshift camouflage and contained a pile of partially burnt calendar pages and various destroyed timepieces.
** A [[DueToTheDead makeshift memorial]] on one of the bunks.
** A sundial being built on the deck, apparently in an attempt to track time. A later instance shows the sundial partially dismantled, with the pieces stuffed under another bunk.
** Several of the crewmen moving their quarters closer to the engine room, with a [[ThisIsMySide chalk line]] drawn halfway between the engine room and the remaining bunks.
** Someone ransacked the captain's quarters, apparently to locate and destroy a single pocket watch.
** Signs of a crude barricade erected in front of one of the cargo holds. The only anomalous thing found inside was a calendar with multiple dates crossed out.
** Various shrines and pyres being erected all over 3654.
** The ''entire interior'' of 3654 becoming covered in drawings of clocks and more of the StarfishLanguage.
** 3654 finally being located scuttled in a cove, with a large ''blood stain'' on the center of the deck.
* RealityIsOutForLunch: The universe that 3654 came from appears to have underwent a TimeCrash of some sort (see below) and as such it phases between this universe and its originals, and whatever is going on there, it ''isn't'' good for its inhabitants.
* SanitySlippage: Not as apparent, but with each iteration the crew seems to be going more and more over the edge. They at first seem to try to communicate with the Foundation, and even successfully request supplies, but as 3654 keeps re-appearing, the crew seems to become more and more divided, and at least one crew member appears to have been ''shot at'' by another and had to barricade themselves in a cargo room. The final appearance shows what seems to be a KillEmAll situation, with the ship scuttled and a large blood stain on the deck indicating that all, or most of the crew, [[DrivenToSuicide killed themselves]] or were killed by an outside force.
* StarfishLanguage: While the Foundation have determined that 3654 was crewed by human Americans, their language at this point is as yet undecipherable, though they are able to crudely communicate with the Foundation through simple sketches.
* TimeCrash: One thing for certain about 3654 is that, wherever it is from, something is ''seriously'' wrong with the flow of time there.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3670 SCP-3670]] - Dreamed Corn

* BerserkButton: Don't specifically ask for "something that isn't creamed corn". It will just give you a bowl of bitter-tasting creamed corn.
* CuteOwl: It's an owl-shaped throw pillow that attempts to grant your wishes when you go to sleep with your head on it. The key word being "attempts".
* MakeAWish: It attempts to grant the user's wishes, but everything it gives you involves creamed corn. Wish for breakfast? A bowl of creamed corn. Twenty dollars? A bill soaked in creamed corn. A car? It fills the gas tank of your car with creamed corn. Kill SCP-682? See See ''Post-Breach Report: Structural Integrity of Site-19's Interior Following Corn Manifestation Incident.''
* NoodleIncident: The Foundation tried to use it to kill SCP-682. Whatever it did, it involved a lot of creamed corn.
* SingleIssueWonk: For some reason, this thing is obsessed with creamed corn.
* ThrowTheDogABone: When the researcher involved, having gotten very, very tired of the testing process, simply requested "a bowl of creamed corn", the bowl was accompanied by a get-well card.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3671 SCP-3671]] - A very angry box of cereal

* AnimateInanimateObject: It's a sentient box of cereal.
* BerserkButton: It gets very angry when you rip it, even if it was an accident.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Somebody accidentally tore the box while trying to get the plastic bag out of it? ''Send them lethal objects so that they would die!''
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Yes, it ''is'' a very angry box of cereal.
* HopeSpot: At one point it acts like it finally forgave the Foundation for accidentally ripping it, and, instead of giving them lethal objects, it finally gave cereal… and the analysis showed that the cereal contained lethal amount of cyanide.
-->'''SCP-3671:''' Shit, I was ''sure'' you'd fall for that one. I still hate you, by the way.
* IneffectualDeathThreats: Threatens to find out where Frank Wright (the doctor who ripped it) lives and slit his throat while he sleeps. However, being a ''cereal box'', it has no means of acting upon this threat.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: The box wouldn't get angry if the Foundation staff would be more careful with removing the plastic bag from it.
* SirSwearsALot: After getting angry, it constantly writes profanities on itself.
* UngratefulBastard: Accuses the Foundation (more specifically, Frank Wright) of being one, as it states it gives them cereal everyday, and they repay that with ripping it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3700 SCP-3700]] - Tides of War
* CombatTentacles: SCP-3700-2 has 13 retractable octopus tentacles across its body.
* EyeBeams: Two of SCP-3700-1's eyes can shoot lasers of gamma radiation.
* GentleGiant: Despite SCP-3700-1's freaky appearance, it is not hostile unless SCP-3700-2, who ''is'' hostile, shows up.
* HorsemenOfTheApocalypse: SCP-3700-2 can vomit up SCP-3456 instances, which are centaur-like entities themed after the Horsemen.
* {{Kaiju}}: SCP-3700-1 is a friendly but enormous and deadly arthropod six kilometers in length, with claws, clubs, and EyeBeams. SCP-3700-2 is a giant and very angry pelican eel which can control the weather, breathe fire, and has 13 retractable CombatTentacles.
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: At the end of the most recent recorded battle, both SCP-3700 instances die to each other's attacks. However, the MTF deployed to the containment area notices that [[SequelHook it isn't over just yet...]]]]
* SequelHook: More like "Supplementary tale/new SCP hook," but [[spoiler: when SCP-3700-1 and SCP-3700-2 are KilledOffForReal, the MTF monitoring them notices dangerous amounts of gamma radiation in the water, and ''something'' trying to contact the surface. However, command denies their requests to explore the waters beneath them, ending the SCP on a cliffhanger.]] Said sequel has now been released as [[spoiler:[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4700 SCP-4700]]]].
* TakeAThirdOption: Like SCP-3240, SCP-3700 uses the Hiemal object class to indicate that containment of SCP-3700 can create new, entirely different anomalies unless handled correctly.
* WeatherManipulation: SCP-3700-2 can manipulate the weather in the area surrounding it to enter dangerous, harsh storm conditions, unless SCP-3700-1 beats it first.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3713 SCP-3713]] - All The World's A Stage
* AndIMustScream: The more she resists the anomaly, this [[spoiler: befalls Camilla Marquez in increasingly terrible ways. First, that she is trapped in a world where everyone around her acts like they're in a musical, and ignore anything she says or does that doesn't fit the "plot." Then, when she nearly kills herself trying to escape the "cast," she's whisked to some kind of alternate dimension comprised only of a musical stage, where she's ultimately forced beyond her will to play along to an unseen audience. The video log of her time there describes her being forced to bow, "jerking and twitching" in attempt to stop herself, and collapsing and vomiting the moment she's free of the effect.]]
* TheEndOrIsIt: After the snafu involving Camilla Marquez, the anomaly completely vanishes, [[spoiler: until Camilla disappears nine years later, with only a bag of blood and vomit left behind, and a few fliers advertising a big new show coming soon...]]
* TheImmune: For whatever reason, Camilla Marquez is immmune to its effect, and neither plays along with the musical nor is oblivious to (or accepting of) the weirdness of its effect. The anomaly is ''not'' happy about it. [[spoiler: According to an interview with her mother, there may be more going on there than it seems: Camilla's paranoia about the world being a play did not start with her incident, and she has several quirk and unexplained traumas that imply that she had been linked with the anomaly for some time. WordOfGod by the SCP's author indicates that this is meant to imply that what the Federation sees is only the tip of the iceberg.]]
* TheMusical: SCP-3713 turns the lives of random people into musical theater.
* NotSoHarmlessVillain: SCP-3713 sounds pretty funny at first, and it's noted that nearly all of its effects typically wear off without any damage (in several cases with the "feel good" endings of the musical lasting past the anomaly ending), but an event in Puerto Rico shows it's been targeting the traumatic memories of one specific individual and doesn't much like being ignored...
* PerformanceAnxiety: SCP-3713 seems to comprise of [[spoiler: an "audience" who creates the effect for entertainment, which in one instance had particular interest in a seemingly immune Camila Marquez, a young Puerto Rican woman who suffered from stage fright as a child and was found injured in the woods near her school. Camila ends up so traumatized by her experiences with 3713 that she develops a fear of movies, theater, and the sun.]]
* PetTheDog: A little bit of both this and KickTheDog in the way the Foundation handles Camilla's case. On the one hand, they don't forcibly amnesticize her like they do other civilians, allowing her to keep her memories of the masqeruade, giving her access to a genuinely helpful and compassionate Federation psychiatrist, and even let her loved ones in (somewhat) on the situation so that they can help them. On the other hand, it's noted that this is because they find her mental trauma fascinating and seek to study it, and there's a fair chance that [[spoiler: had they erased her memories the same as they did for all the others, the anomaly might have not taken her for good later on.]]
* ShoutOut: The titular phrase is taken from ''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt''.
* SpontaneousChoreography: As it causes real life to resemble a musical, it naturally causes this as well. In one extreme case, it spontaneously took control of over a hundred actors to coordinate an attempt to bring a plot back onto the rails.
* ThatsNoMoon: The "sun" [[spoiler: in the anomaly's alternate dimension is actually an enormous spotlight. Realizing this made Camilla Marquez forever terrified that the actual sun in the real world was really fake, and always focused on her.]]
* TrumanShowPlot: The nature of Camilla's PTSD. After [[spoiler: being taken by the anomaly]] she shows a fear that the world is still a stage and that she's always being observed, that the sun is focused on her, that the people around her are not genuine, etc. However, things get far more complicated when [[spoiler: her mother tells the Foundation that while it's far worse after the incident they know about, she'd had that condition for ''years'' before that point - even believing her parents were actors.]]
* WeirdnessCensor: The SCP causes this in anyone under its area of effect, allowing them to perceive the musical and even act within it. However, one should hope they aren't somehow immune to this effect, as Camilla Marquez found out the hard way - if you don't play along, the anomaly will ''make'' you with increasing severity, [[spoiler: ultimately kidnapping her for "lessons" on how to act better.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3737 SCP-3737]] - Rainbow Bridge
* AnotherDimension: The SCP is an interdimensional anomaly that manifests as a tropical island, and can only be accessed by SCP-3737-1 (the titular bridge).
* BackFromTheDead: The SCP appears to have the pets of visitors that died when the visitors were children living on it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3740 SCP-3740]] - God is Dumb
* AlmightyIdiot: He's a god with enough control over the wind and weather to qualify as a PersonOfMassDestruction, but he's not very bright.
* BlowYouAway: He's the Assyrian god of air and has control over wind.
* ManChild: 3740 is extremely gullible, to the point where the Foundation is able to convince him that they're his fellow gods with simple special FX.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: His WeatherManipulation abilities enable him to wreak major havoc. If he wasn't so gullible, he'd be a major threat.
* SuperPowerLottery: SCP-3740 has extremely powerful [[BlowYouAway wind powers]], can talk to flying animals, and possibly has other reality warping powers, as he is an actual god, specifically Ashur, the Assyro-Babylonian god of air. The Foundation contains him by taking advantage of the fact that he is ''incredibly'' gullible.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3755 SCP-3755]] - Guess How Many
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: The caption for the page image says "This image is known to be able to induce SCP-3755-1."
* MeaningfulName: Or number in this case. The SCP number is 3755, and individuals affected by it are usually able to accurately say the number of items in a set of 755 similar items.

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3760 SCP-3760]] - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
* BadFuture: The cause of this SCP is heavily related to a [[spoiler:K/O Failure Scenario in one of the Shark Punching Centre alternate timelines, where the SPC failed in its mission of punching sharks and [[TheBadGuyWins the sharks won]]]].
* BodyHorror: Anyone infected with SCP-3760 will have their injured tissue mutate into the form of shark parts, such as scales, jaws, eyes, noses, and cartilage.
* HorrorHunger: Any infectee who has shark mouths growing on them will have their orifices repeatedly seek for living or freshly deceased animal flesh, even moreso in the presence of blood.
* SharkMan: An example that's played for horror. Anyone infected with the SCP will have their injured tissue mutate into shark parts, turning them into a BodyHorror between man and shark.
* TheVirus: SCP-3760 spreads via an unknown method, but is heavily suggested to be via eye contact with an infected person.

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3764 SCP-3764]] - A Gift From a Friend
* MindRape: The fate of D-4561, a convicted child murderer and rapist. After interacting with SCP-3764, any time D-4561 falls asleep he will be plagued by violent and graphic nightmares for around 14-hours straight, with no way to wake him by force.
* MiracleFood: A burlap sack that produces freshly baked loaves of wheat bread along with friendly little notes always signed from "-a friend". Not only do loaves provide full nutrition and nourishment, but they can ease mental and emotional ailments such as depression and suicidal thoughts.
* NoConservationOfEnergy: A small burlap sack that can make an endless supply of tasty, freshly baked loaves of bread. The only limitations seem to be that it will only make enough loaves as people in its vicinity, and it will stop making loaves if its forced to be the only thing eaten by its users.
* {{Omniglot}}: Notes created by SCP-3764 will always be in the written language most familiar to the recipient.
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: SCP-3764 shows kindness even to murderers as long as they show guilt for what they've done; not the case with D-4561 who was an unrepentant child rapist who was given a charred loaf with a note that read "[[MindRape Sweet Dreams]]. - Not your friend".
* SentientPhlebotinum: While not defined with definitive proof, it's highly theorized SCP-3764 is sentient, as it not only can provide personalized notes, but can also pass judgement on those who use it or give comfort to those who need it.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3812 SCP-3812]] - A Voice Behind Me
* MetaFiction: The entry for it discusses the possibilities of beings so much higher in reality that they can be more or less considered gods by those below them and that those above them are their gods able to change the "narrative" of anything below them while crudely affecting their own "narrative". [[spoiler:At one point one of the higher beings warps reality to apologize for its creation and claims it to be above both him and the being above him. He claims that he got in some serious trouble for making it by his superiors. It turns out that this being is the [=SCP's=] literal author in our world. The being above him is either the wiki or the whole community. The SCP is higher than both because it has achieved a level of renown that it affects those who read about it, thus taking on a life of its own.]]
* OutsideContextProblem: The Foundation's Hume counters (which measure reality warpers' relative power) can't measure SCP-3812 at all. No one knows if that's because his ReadingsAreOffTheScale, or if his powers are somehow fundamentally different from other reality warpers. [[spoiler:The implication is that SCP-3812 is different because he's from a higher narrative level. Prior reality warpers were localized to this narrative, so their powers only extended this far.]]
* RealityWarper: It wiped out no less than three countries that tried to fight it, then wiped out almost all memory of those countries, then when the SCP Foundation discovered this, it continuously tries to wipe out the log of the event. Each time the event is relogged by people who remember the original entry. The process that allows people to not completely forget the event is called a kind of "'dirty' alteration" as not all of that piece of reality is wiped out. There are listed several events like this of various severities.
* WasOnceAMan: It was once a normal African-American man named Sam Howell. Shortly, after he died in 1996, he phased through the ground and started wandering.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3817 SCP-3817]] - Suffering For Your Art

* TheAgeless: He has physically remained 40 years old for around 200 years.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: He is an immortal clone of Music/FelixMendelssohn with self-inflicted injuries that, in all, would very likely be fatal to a normal human. However, he maintains that those injuries are not out of suicidal intent, but rather so he could create musical masterpieces out of his suffering, just like the great composers before him. Once he finished composing "Songs Without Words", the SCP Foundation had musicologists analyse this composition with that of the real Mendelssohn. They concluded that the compositions are stylistically the same.
* MadeOfIron: His file provides a list of his very extensive injuries and points out that such injuries would very likely be fatal to a normal human.
* SelfHarm: His injuries all have been self-inflicted, but he maintains that he has no suicidal intent.
* TrueArtIsAngsty: InUniverse he believes this and this is why he has inflicted upon himself so many injuries. He writes in his outline:
--> ''All the great composers endured pain and suffering to fulfill their desire to create. And the results of their effort: timeless masterpieces!''

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3847 SCP-3847]] - If only I could talk with birds
* TalkingAnimal: Anyone who enters the SCP-affected area hears the vocalizations of birds and snakes in this manner. However, recordings of birds prove that this is only a change in human perception that causes this effect.
* YouAreNotAlone:
** Some of the bird vocalizations (referred to as SCP-3847-1) tend to be along the lines of this:
-->He will not be alone. It is with your help, and he appreciates that.\\
Share your burden with me. I will understand.\\
The machine will keep him happy, just like we will keep you happy.\\
Time to study some scrolls. I will accompany you.\\
Why not come join us in the field? We will sing for you.\\
You don't have to feel lonely here. We are here for you, always will be.
** Inverted with one snake vocalization (referred to as SCP-3847-2):
-->You're very much alone. Just like he is now.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3856 SCP-3856]] - Researcher Lloyd, Destroyer of Worlds
* ExpendableAlternateUniverse: Many (''many'') alternate-universe Foundations deal with their own Researcher Lloyd by deporting him to another universe, so his inevitable death will be ''that'' universe's problem instead. Dealing with all these Lloyds is rapidly becoming a major issue of para-universal politics.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** The Foundation attempted to skirt the requirements by firing Lloyd, but it turns out that doesn't work.
** One alt-universe Foundation did successfully neutralize Lloyd for several years by [[RetGone erasing him before he was born]]. Then that particular Foundation got a little carried away with "retrocausal containment", and wound up erasing the technology they used to erase Lloyd, which resulted in Lloyd (and the rest of humanity) dying in a global nuclear war.
* SaveThisPersonSaveTheWorld: If Lloyd dies, the universe will take all of humanity along with him. ''At minimum.''

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3874 SCP-3874]] - UsefulNotes/FidelCastro
* AssassinOutclassin: Castro survived so many assassination attempts that the Foundation speculates he had supernatural yet undiscovered supernatural abilities.
* ContinuityNod: One of the assassination attempt ("Radioactive Para-pharmaceuticals") was made with SCP-3521.
* ContrivedCoincidence: [[spoiler:After his death, it turns out Castro ''isn't'' some sort of supernatural entity but just an insanely lucky normal human, and him being classified as a SCP is solely the result of surviving hundreds assassination attempts.]]
* FamousFamousFictional: The page mentions seven of the hundreds of assassination attemps against him: "an exploding cigar, poisoned ice cream, contracting ex-Chicago Spirit members and UIU Persons of Interest to participate in the Bay of Pigs invasion, cognitohazardous diplomatic speech, voodoo, Radioactive Para-pharmaceuticals, and an Orbital Disintegration Beam". The exploding cigar and the poisoned ice cream really happened.
* HealingFactor: Invoked. One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Rapid regeneration properties".
* HistoricalDomainSuperperson: Yeah, it's the real Fidel Castro, who apparently has unspecified supernatural abilities in the setting. [[spoiler:Actually subverted. The keyword is "apparently".]]
* NighInvulnerability: Invoked. One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Indestructibility".
* KillSat: An "Orbital Disintegration Beam" has been used to try to eliminate him, with no success (no more detail added).
* TakeThat: He's a real person (not a NoCelebritiesWereHarmed or something similar, but the real Castro) who is classified as "Keter". [[spoiler:He's demoted to "Neutralized" after the Foundation concludes (from an autopsy, an interview of Raul Castro, and some statistical calculations) that he ''isn't'' a SCP.]]
* WindsOfDestinyChange: Invoked. One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Probability-altering capabilities".

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3880 SCP-3880]] - ILLEST RAIN SOUNDS ∞ Hours No Looping - White Noise, Nature/Healing/Ambient, Meditation/Insomnia/Study ASMR [ORIGINAL]
* AGodAmI: DJ Chaac apparently sees himself to be this, describing himself as a literal storm god even though he's also claimed to be any other number of supernatural entities that could theoretically influence the rain.
* {{Magitek}}: DJ Chaac is able to put what are essentially magic seals on his accounts to prevent them from being taken down.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Chaac is contemplating the ramifications of the Three Portlands contractor taking his stream down, he briefly implies that his storms sustain at least a significant amount of land, making him one step away from being a Hiemal-class entity.
* ObliviouslyEvil: Genuinely believes that his storms are there purely for others' enjoyment, despite the fact that his "party," tropical storm Calypso, ''killed'' people.
* RealityWarper: DJ Chaac is an entity of unclear description who creates rainstorms to use as ASMR for [=YouTube=] streams.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3883 SCP-3883]] - Dildos Have Dreams Too
* IJustWantToBeBadass: Surely you'd prefer to be an [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Horror]] cephalapod monster than a ''neon-green'' '''''tentacle dildo.'''''

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3900 SCP-3900]] - The Internet of Everything That is a Wolf
* {{Lunacy}}: Objects (and people) affected by SCP-3900 spontaneously generate wolves around themselves whenever the full moon is above the horizon. The wolves disappear when the moon sets or the affected device is turned off.
* NoOntologicalInertia: Wolves generated by the SCP's effect cease to exist when the moon is below the horizon.
* RussianReversal: An affected D-class was instructed to bite a non-anomalous wolf. [[spoiler:On the full moon, it began to spontaneously generate ''wireless routers'' around itself.]]
* TheVirus: SCP-3900 is an anomalous property transmitted between wi-fi hotspots when they overlap (sufficient shielding can prevent this). If a wolf generated by the effect bites someone, they begin to broadcast a wi-fi signal (and generate wolves) on the full moon.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3922 SCP-3922]] - STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM!!!
* TheBadGuyWins: The SCP-3922-A instances fail to defeat [[MonsterClown Bobbles the Clown]], [[CompleteImmortality SCP-682]], [[Manga/{{Berserk}} The God Hand]], [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Truth]], [[Series/FatherTed Father Jack]], [[WesternAnimation/StrawinskyAndTheMysteriousHouse Globglogabgalab]], [[WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys Dan Backside]] and Creator/MelBrooks. They defeat every other villain though!
* BerserkButton: When it comes to horror movies with a certain {{Squick}}-factor and NauseaFuel like ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom'' and ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'', SCP-3922-A tend to react much more brutally and aggressively than they usually do, putting the villains of those movies through either a far more agonizing CruelAndUnusualDeath or even outright AndIMustScream. The fact that they even go as far as to make a red, threatening and far less motivating end screen for the movies during those times only emphasizes how much they hate such pieces of media. Hell, during their rampage of ''Human Centipede'', they even went as far as to kill the creators of the movies.
** While not as extreme as some other examples, they also are not fond of rapist assholes - when used with part 1 of Anime/FateStayNightHeavensFeel, the first thing they do is beat Shinji Matou to death with steel folding chairs "while yelling various expletives directed at his incestuous and rapacious behavior."
* CerebusRollerCoaster: The extended logs shift back-and-forth between [[CatharsisFactor cathartic]] and/or hilarious changes made to exposed media and Dr. Naismith freaking out over the actual implications of the device. ''Especially'' when someone considered using it on SCP-2614 - you know, the one where the Foundation dug too deep into the narrative multiverse and found an inanimate personification of the demiurge?
* ColdBloodedTorture: [[spoiler:After sniping the "masters" in ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'' in the real world, SCP-3922-A instances stationed in Corbenic haul them away and place them into PeopleJars filled with a viscous solution that is apparently extremely painful. The article states that the film shows them in grotesque detail for eight hours, but in reality, they will be there for [[AndIMustScream eternity]], as Corbenic heals any and all wounds received.]]
* EquivalentExchange: Discussed in their attempt to interfere with both anime versions of ''Franchise/FullmetalAlchemist'', where they learn that this trope won't allow them to fix anything unless they cause equal harm somewhere else.
* EveryoneHasStandards: A test of ''Waltz with Bashir'' is denied due to being in poor taste in regards to current events on the Gaza Strip.
* {{Expy}}: The SCP-3922-A instances kill the original KillerRabbit from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' using an expy of the Holy Hand Grenade.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou:
** At times will go after the creators of the works: ''Westernanimation/BatmanTheKillingJoke'' eventually shows Creator/AlanMoore saying [[JokerImmunity contrary to history]] the Joker isn't coming back from the dead, ''Westernanimation/SouthPark'' leads to Trey and Matt impaled by SCP-2578-D, the director of ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' is executed...
** At the same time, the Foundation also wants to prevent this trope from coming to fruition. Most notably by denying SCP-3922 access to ''Film/{{Deadpool}}'', as they explicitly stated that they don't want someone as [[AxCrazy insane]] as Wade Wilson, or the planetary destroyers known as '''''the entire Manga/DragonBall cast'''''. Funny enough, invading ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' caused Creator/MelBrooks to show up on stage, dismiss SCP-3922-A, and warn the Foundation to not do it again.
* {{Kayfabe}}: When SCP-3922 is exposed to a recording of Wrestling/{{WCW}} Bash At The Beach 1996, the SCP-3922-A instances show up as pro wrestlers, and defeat the heels with standard wrestling moves.
* LoopholeAbuse:
** SCP-3922 can't enter video games on their own, but it can enter them via recordings of let's plays and 'movies' (basically recordings of video games trimmed down to just their cutscenes).
** Non-human civilizations are outside SCP-3922's jurisdiction (as shown in the test of ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''). However, humanity's interactions with said civilizations (such as in ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' and ''Film/{{Avatar}}'') are not, and it's implied they still have jurisdiction in non-human societies if they're anthropomorphic enough (in the case of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'', where they tried to interfere before being [[YouCantFightFate thwarted by Oogway]]).
** SCP-3922 only works on fictional media, and exposing it to recordings of real-life events doesn't do anything. However, if you superimpose a fictional narration over real-life footage, it will be accepted as being "fictional" and 3922-A will show up.
* MakeAnExampleOfThem: In their "improved" version of ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'', [[spoiler:SCP-3922-A torture the "masters" for eight hours]]. Then, instead of the usual SCP-3922 end card (reading "YOU ARE WATCHED - YOU ARE PROTECTED - YOU ARE LOVED"), the film ends with a red version of their sigil and the text, "YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED".
* MeaningfulName: The number is one digit away from SCP-2922, which refers to the main access point into Corbenic. This article reveals that the ☽☽☽ Initiative uses Corbenic as a base of operations (much to the dismay of the Bogal Mountain Prefecture.)
* MoralGuardians:
** The device alters the narrative of media it is placed next to to eliminate immoral behavior, further elaborating on the anti-war motives of the ☽☽☽ Initiative. After the mess the device made with ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom'', it's pretty clear they're extremely pissed about what kind of stuff the media's showing to people nowadays.
** Interestingly, when exposed to a pornographic film, they do not actually stop any of the sexual activity, but simply stand guard to make sure it remains consensual.
** They also leave ''The Lion King'' almost unaltered, save for a message in the credits stating that they had investigated the film and have found no instances of illegal hunting occurring.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: ''Literally.'' SCP-3922-A instances always carry a device that is extremely convenient to their current situation, assuming such a device is needed in the first place.
* NoFourthWall: SCP-3922 not only is fully aware that the Foundation is playing around with it (and goes along with the whole thing) but it's implied that the ☽☽☽ Initiative is actually using it to pull weapons, items, and possibly even superpowers from fictional works into Corbenic, which terrifies the Foundation because they may have accidentally handed them ''the Death Star''.
* NoAnimalsWereHarmed: Unlike every other movie tested, ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' remains entirely unaltered save for a statement in the end credits announcing ☽☽☽ has confirmed that no illegal game hunting has occurred within the narrative.
* NoSell:
** The abstract narrative of ''Film/LaJetee'' can't be breached.
** Using it on ''Series/BarneyAndFriends'' has SCP-3922-A refusing to do anything while also asking "Is the Foundation staffed by five year olds?"
** ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' remains entirely unaltered due to non-human civilizations being outside SCP-3922's jurisdiction.
** SCP-3922-A instances tried to alter the events of ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'', but Master Oogway thwarted them twice, citing YouCantFightFate. They gave up after the second attempt and the end credits message explicitly states "WE DO NOT CHANGE FATE. CARVE YOUR OWN PATH. ☽☽☽"
* OffTheRails: In some cases, the SCP-3922-A instances intervene at the very start of a story, either ending it before it can begin (as in ''The Straight Story'' and ''Bioshock Infinite'') or turning it into a completely different story about the ☽☽☽ Initiative spreading freedom and punishing the wicked (as in ''A Clockwork Orange'' and ''Nineteen Eighty-Four'').
* PassThePopcorn: [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS3E74DeathsHeadRevisited "Deaths Head Revisited"]], where a former Nazi is driven insane by visions of his victims at Dachau, has SCP-3922-A simply unfolding chairs and eating popcorn as they watch the Nazi's torment, and the final message is "THE TRIAL AND SENTENCING OF CAPTAIN GUNTHER LUTZE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE ☽☽☽ INITIATIVE!"
* PetTheDog:
** When exposed to ''The Binding of Isaac'', their punishment for the mother is an effective (if grueling) regimen of psychotherapy, resulting in her recovering from her mental illness and happily reuniting with Isaac.
** When exposed to an episode of ''Better Call Saul'', they let Saul and the skateboarders go after he convinces them that the boys won't do anything bad for the rest of their lives out of fear, and that his attempt at embezzlement was meant to be like Robin Hood, and he was going to donate the money to charity.
** Normally they show up as overpowered super-soldiers, but when put into a pro-wrestling show, the 3922-A troops dispense with the super-tech weaponry and fight the other wrestlers fairly with wrestling moves. They all win for the most part, but it's pretty clear that SCP-3922 was having fun with the whole thing.
** When exposed to ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'', aside from deleting Monika they also give Sayori and Yuri psychological help and arrest Natsuki's dad for child abuse.
** Their exposure to ''Anime/Danganronpa3'' essentially ends up being this doubled with ThrowTheDogABone to Chiaki Nanami. The SCP-3922-A instances manage to guide her through the death maze via an earpiece and she’s soon able to make it out through a secret exit and reunite with her classmates, as well as implying she’ll be able to reunite with Hajime as well.
** When exposed to the 1951 film version of ''A Christmas Carol'', 3299-A instances are seen in the background, until at the end, when one of them gives Scrooge a letter explaining that, after observing that he has performed a legitimate HeelFaceTurn, they've called off his arrest.
** When exposed to the ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]'' episode ''Manos: the Hands of Fate'', 3299-A instances take out Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank, offer to take Joel and the bots back to Earth, and acquiesce when the latter insist on continuing to riff the movie (especially when they have a chance to do it of their own free will, and not under duress).
** When exposed to a recording of a several-hours-long ''Lo-Fi to study to to'' video, a 3299-A instance simply asks the character in the video to get some much-needed rest.
** When used on ''Film/ThePrincessBride'', SCP-3922-A decide to abstain from interfering on the grounds of not wanting to spoil a bonding moment between a grandfather and his sick grandson.
* {{Teleportation}}: If a situation gets really hairy, like in ''Film/ANewHope'', SCP-3922-A instances will forcibly teleport their targets to Corbenic (from SCP-''2''922) and deal with them there. [[spoiler: They're also well-aware that Corbenic is an afterlife and will exploit this to no end, as seen in the redacted changes made to ''Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom''.]]
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: Par for the course with the ☽☽☽ Initiative's antics. Case-in-point, SCP-3922-A instances monitored a pornography to keep things consensual with ''rocket launchers.''
* WideEyedIdealist: Apparently was made by examples of this trope, given how much they want to enforce pacifism and mutual respect for all people regardless of race, gender, and species, but really don't get moral ambiguity or healthier forms of cynicism at all.
* WhatTheHellHero: When the Foundation exposes SCP-3922 to an episode of ''Barney the Dinosaur'', the sole SCP-3922-A instance chews out the Foundation for wanting to see Barney vaporized.
* TheWorfEffect: The Foundation tries deploying SCP-3922 on an episode of SCP-993. It doesn't work: Bobble uses a slingshot to shoot out an instance of SCP-2578-D (one of the Initiative's starships which is used to carry out executions of tyrants), reverse-engineers it, and makes quick work of SCP-3922-A.
** Further exposing SCP-1733 to the device results in the people in the playback begging for help. When that doesn't work, they beat the living piss out of the 3922-A instances.
** On the flip side, when exposing SCP-1981 to 3922, the 3922-A instances force Reagan to deliver a coherent speech. SCP-1981-1 is seen sitting in handcuffs. Literally nothing anomalous happens besides Reagan suggesting that America and Russia work together to overthrow the Bogal Mountain Prefecture.
** SCP-3922-A instances can't get into experimental films like ''La Jetée''... yet.
** Wrestling/ElSanto is the only pro wrestler to defeat an SCP-3922-A instance in the ring.
** They have no idea what to do in a video of a man smoking marijuana in California on a date where the consumption recreational marijuana was legal under state law, but illegal under federal law. They end up informing him that littering is illegal in California, and tell him to make sure to dispose of the blunt in the proper receptacles after making sure it is extinguished
** Saul Goodman is able to talk them down in an episode of ''Better Call Saul'', and evades their attempt to capture him in ''Breaking Bad''.
** During an unauthorized test using a fan made ''Anime/{{Berserk}}'' film, the God Hand are able to ''[[CurbStompBattle decimate]]'' SCP-3922-A, leaving a single, disheveled soldier, who, after failing to arrest Guts, decides to join him on his quest. Handwaved as being due to God Hand being {{Reality Warper}}s.
** Their test on ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemistBrotherhood'' fails due to that universe having a strict law of exchange, meaning that if they prevent harm from occurring, something equally bad would happen elsewhere.
** Their test on ''Film/BlazingSaddles'' fails due to Creator/MelBrooks showing up and showing the SCP-3922-a instances a contract preventing them from modifying his films. The contract was signed by the [=O5=] despite none of the members having any memory of doing so. The Foundation wisely decided not to push their luck.
** Testing in ''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys'' caused one instance to freeze in place when the [[RunningGag old man passes through the screen]], thus being unable to prevent Dan Backslide from kidnapping Dora. It resumed movement however when the narrator said “So, you gonna move buddy?” to the instance, before [[MakesJustasMuchSenseInContext the instance faces the camera, nods, and walks off in the same manner as the old man]].
** Testing it on an episode of ''Series/FatherTed'' resulted in the SCP-3922-A instances getting their asses royally handed to them by Father Jack. The now three-hour-long episode ended with an SCP-3922-A instance trying to confiscate Father Jack's alcohol, only for [[BolivianArmyEnding an enraged Father Jack to smash the door down]].
** Testing on ''Film/DieHard'' sees Hans Gruber trick the LAPD into thinking SCP-3922-A instances are a far-right militia, leading to them fighting law enforcement for long enough that the overall plot of the film still proceeds akin to the unmodified version.
** Testing on the original ''Godzilla'' has the Big G completely trounce 3922-A, until his canon death by oxygen destroyer.
* YouCantFightFate:
** SCP-3922-A's attempts to alter ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda'' are thwarted by Master Oogway, who cites this trope.
** They're hit with this in both versions of ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' as well; their attempts to save Nina Tucker are circumvented by [[{{God}} Truth]], who tells them that the Laws of EquivalentExchange that govern the FMA universe are so strict as to render their efforts pointless--if they really want to save Nina, they'd have to cause equal suffering somewhere else.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3930 SCP-3930]] - The Pattern Screamer
* AlienGeometries: At first, the patterns the mind invents to cover up the nonexistent space that is SCP-3930 are quite consistent with themselves. But as things proceed, and more and more needs to be made up, the mind can't quite keep up and starts screwing it up, leading to curtains behind curtains behind curtains all the way to the back, doors that disappear to leave just a window, and generally inconsistent dimensions. It's mostly noticeable when taxed, such as someone going into the void and stopping existing entirely, forcing the brain to come up with the entire expedition that comes afterwards, with the inconsistent geometries that happen then being partly because they're expected, and partly because the brain simply made a mistake. [[spoiler:And perhaps, partly, because there was some lingering thought from another source that influenced it too]].
* AndIMustScream: [[spoiler:A living paradox, brought into existence by brains that couldn't handle something that doesn't exist and overwriting it with their own invented perceptions which piled up until they formed something that can sort-of exist, can think, and can understand it ''shouldn't be'', yet it is and is not at the same time, made by something that exists without any of these problems. Life as a living paradox like this is horrifying enough to this clump of thought given ambiguous form that it suffers, it screams, and more importantly it ''hates''. Existence is pain to a Pattern Screamer, and it will lash out towards those who made it be until it stops]].
* CessationOfExistence: The fate of those who walk into the anomaly is being erased from existence.
* DeaderThanDead: While not stated explicitly this is the nature of those who walked into the anomaly, which is why it works to contain it. After all, you have to ''exist'' to be dead, and the people that entered the void ''don't''.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Pattern Screamers are perfectly happy not existing, in a way that implies there is ''something'' there to not exist. And when human thought makes them exist, they take their form from the lingering inventions humans superimpose over this void, the equivalent of creating something from the "shapes" you see in clouds without actually making them from the clouds themselves, as well as the contradictions between these perceptions as the brain struggles to keep inventing things that make sense to cover this reality with. Born from what happens when complete inventions to cover literal nonexistence start piling up where that nonexistence begins, until they're complex enough to think, and realize what they are: Something that doesn't exist, but now does too, made from thoughts of things that don't really exist meeting actual, perfect nonexistence. It's all terribly confusing, when it comes to true nonexistence. Now imagine this confusion, this paradox, being what ''made'' you. This is what fills them with hatred, both of existing themselves and of ''us'', because not only did we make them, we actually exist properly]].
* EldritchLocation: SCP-3930 itself. It's nothing. As in, literally nothing. A "space" that isn't really a space, where nothing exists at all. Nothing emitted or absorbed, nothing coming out or going in, nothing moving or being still, no energy, no matter. ''No size. No shape. Nothing.'' And anything going in will stop existing the moment it does, becoming nothing. Perfectly comprehensible in paper, but the mind is a little too good in finding patterns when there's nothing, and thus it invents something to fill it up, some more Russian wilderness to match the one that surrounds it, maybe a building too. And it can't handle someone walking in and stopping existing completely, so it just makes up what happens next following along with what it thinks will happen, until interrupted or the fantasy can come to a neat end that makes sense. Perfect nothingness is quite natural by the universe's standards, it's what all reality stands on, but for a mind used to existence it makes ''no sense at all'', and it prefers something that does. [[spoiler:And where nothing and something meet, right at the edge of this void, these things minds invent tend to accumulate, and the only way to get rid of these stray thoughts before they merge into something worse is to send those who thought them into the void, to stop existing too]].
* LockedOutOfTheLoop: [[spoiler:SCP-3930's consciousness is apparently unaware that sufficient existence stops being painful at some point for its kind, which makes it particularly dangerous on a cosmic level compared to [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5170 Josephus Blake]] and [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6930 SCP-6930]], two Pattern Screamers who ''have'' been fully brought into existence]].
* MindScrew: The ambiguously existent nature of these things, and the difficulty of really understanding what true nothingness really is, and what it really means for something to not exist in any way, makes it ''quite'' difficult to write about it all.
* SiblingYinYang: [[spoiler:It is the total opposite of its older "sister" [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-6930 SCP-6930]]; while 6930 intentionally obtained existence [[HeelRealization after learning things get better for its kind when this happens]], ran away from Usinsk, and developed a kind and loving personality, 3930 wants to remain non-existent in the forest and opposes anyone that tries to change that to the point of misanthropy and possibly ending the world if it goes too far]].
* SovietSuperscience: It's unknown if the Soviets simply found this Perfect Nothing there, in the middle of the Russian wilderness, or somehow managed to bring it there, but they were the ones in charge of the site before the Soviet Union came apart, and it was all handed to the Foundation. SCP-6930 suggests it was the product of a NoodleIncident surrounding the Soviet researchers that [[spoiler:also allowed 6930 to escape Usinsk, leaving its "brother" 3930 alone to stew in its own hatred within the forest]].
* TorturedMonster: [[spoiler:All a Pattern Screamer really wants to do is stop existing, and perhaps get back at those existing things that made it exist in the first place. And if the only way to do so is to drag them screaming into the void to force them to disappear, so be it]].
* VoidBetweenTheWorlds: Or rather, beneath the worlds. According to WordOfGod, this sort of absolute nothingness is the basest form of reality, upon which every higher form sits. SCP-3930 is simply a chunk of it that was somehow left completely barren of anything at all.
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: The mind cannot grasp literal nothingness, and so it overwrites it with patterns taken from what it known, and what surrounds it. Even in electronic depictions, such as cameras, photos and recordings, it will invent what it sees when the equipment is clearly showing absolutely nothing. It will even invent ''people'' wholesale if they walk into this nothingness and cease to exist suddenly, with their subsequent actions and words, right until "perception" stops and this "shadow" is gone, because the brain stopped making it up. [[spoiler:And in inventing these things from whole cloth, they tend to linger in the border between this nothing and the rest; too many of them lingering, and a Pattern Screamer can be born]].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3933 SCP-3933]] - Bigger than God
* AGodAmI: The four musicians making up Tyrannosaurus Flex thought they were like gods. They didn't realize gods can be forgotten.
* FateWorseThanDeath: Tyrannosaurus Flex, who were even bigger than the Beatles, are retconned and unpersoned from human history by their own magnum opus. Their last act in public was accidentally sparking a massive, bloody riot due to mass amnesia. They spend the last years of their lives stuck in prison cells without musical instruments or each other.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: "Toxic Soul" is an anomalous song that permanently retcons Tyrannosaurus Flex from the listener's mind.
* {{Unperson}}: Anyone who listens to "Toxic Soul" can no longer remember or learn about Tyrannosaurus Flex or its musicians. Their own parents, who heard the song, can't remember having children.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3935 SCP-3935]] - This Thing a Quiet Madness Made
* TheBlank: A lot of the {{Humanoid Abomination}}s that appear are described as lacking a face.
* EldritchLocation: The town of Salvation, Illinois is itself a hazard zone where various anomalous events occur.
* TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: [[spoiler:Stay on the page long enough and you'll hear a voice whisper, "Hello."]]
* GhostTown: The anomalous activity got so bad that the entire town was evacuated and only disposable d-class personnel are allowed within its perimeter. Oddly enough, a lot of the anomalous activity could best be described as actual hauntings, making it a literal ''Ghost'' Town.
* {{Hellgate}}: What may be the source of the anomalies is an arch located beneath the sub-basement under Salvation High School with a phrase etched into it.
--> ''The way below winds deeper, longer,\\
unspeakable its patterns laid.\\
The lost forever damned to wander\\
this thing a quiet madness made.''
* JumpScare: If one lingers on the page long enough, [[spoiler:you'll hear a mysterious voice say "Hello."]]
* MadnessMantra: The word "Hello" comes up a lot, with certain ghost sightings having them say "Hello", to audible hallucinations of the word, Mrs. Fletcher saying "Hello" multiple times throughout her interview and claiming to have known a pregnant teenager who lost the ability to say anything other than that word.
* NothingIsScarier: There is mention of real-life people disappearing and random, people crying out for help as they phase through the walls never to be seen again, everyday people that no one happens to recognize suddenly floating away or other horrifying things.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: The various {{Humanoid Abomination}}s that appear in Salvation come in a wide variety of forms, but a lot of them tend to float around, are intangible, tend to flick in and out and are shadow-like in appearance. A lot of the other anomalous activities that happen also follow the characteristics of a textbook haunting, including objects floating (including ''an entire high school''), audible hallucinations, hair appearing in-place of running water, possession, etc.
* UndergroundCity: Under the school's sub-basement is a stone-replica of that school which seem to be haunted by a group of white-haired anomalous women. Beneath that school is another sub-basement with its own replica school and so on and so on.
* UnreliableNarrator: The only interview given in the file is one given by Mrs. Fletcher, a teacher from the high school. Unfortunately, the amnestics the UIU used on the town's inhabitants were highly toxic and caused severe, permanent brain damage, so it's safe to say that she isn't an ideal source of information.
--> '''Mrs. Fletcher''': Well... it was quiet, you know. One road in and one road out. We didn't get many outsiders, so we were a pretty tight knit community. I don't even think we had police, you know, because who would need them? We didn't have crime, not really. [{{Beat}}] There were always some people who would tell stories, you know. They...\\
'''Agent Aimes''': Yes?\\
'''Mrs. Fletcher''': What? [[MadnessMantra Hello? Hello?]]\\
'''Agent Aimes''': You were just talking about people telling stories, Mrs. Fletcher.
* WeirdnessCensor: It is brought up multiple times that in spite of many of the unbelievable and horrifying things that happen - usually in broad daylight with enough people seeing them - people tend to shrug it off and act like it was no big deal no matter how scary it seems, often chocking it off as a prank of some king. The only exception to this is in the UIU's file, where on Thursday everyone sees nine women floating at an angle in mid air and are whipped into a panic at the sight of it. Whether this is a result of some memetic anomaly or if [[BystanderSyndrome the townsfolk are in denial]] is anyone's guess.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3942 UNDEFINED]] - Containment Chamber #3942
* BrownNote: Trying to tell any information about it results in the individual becoming erratic and violent or dying immediately.
* InterspeciesRomance: It's subtle, but one of the D-class gets in a relationship with the entity.
* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Actively causes observers to ''not even remember'' what it is due to being an [[InvertedTrope antimeme]]. Even ''the Foundation'' is unable to know what it is. People who interact with it are heavily implied [[ThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow to know what it is]], but attempting to reveal anything about it [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption results in violent tendencies or death.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3966 SCP-3966]] - Falling Out
* BigCreepyCrawlies: [[spoiler: The root cause of SCP-3966 is the webs of a species of spider operating in the fourth dimension.]]
* {{Foreshadowing}}: The nightmares those infected with SCP-3966-A have [[spoiler: are full of spiders.]]
* RedHerring: When multiple researchers start mentioning similar nightmares, the Foundation immediately suspects some sort of memetic hazard may be involved. They couldn't be further from the truth.
* ShoutOut: Literature/{{Flatland}} is mentioned as a means of explaining how we would perceive a 4-D entity.
* ShownTheirWork: The author includes quite a bit of detail about neuroscience and Quaternions in the article.

!!Ken Burns Presents: [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3972 SCP-3972]]
* BrownNote: Photographic images and biographical information of a former Foundation member is an infohazard causing acute nausea and swelling of the lymph nodes in fellow Foundation staff. Aside from when seen from the non-anomalous video.
* TheKenBurnsEffect: Given the article name, of course it shows up in the required documentary!
* PaintingTheMedium: Records of the anomaly somehow are only non-anomalous if a video with some very specific guidelines is made.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3998 SCP-3998]] - The Wicker Witch Lives
* BurnTheWitch: [[spoiler:What Aiden did to his wife after finding her communing with a succubus. Said succubus gave her the power to pay him back in kind and then some.]]
* CreepyGood: In the GoodIsNotNice sense, because it only targets people who have committed specific acts of evil (abusing or killing a romantic partner). It even spares people who have killed accidentally or in self-defense.
* KickTheSonOfABitch: It only targets people who are perpetrators of DomesticAbuse.
* KillItWithFire: SCP-3998 burns people to death slowly and painfully if they have ever killed/abused a boyfriend or girlfriend. (People who have killed accidentally or in self-defense don't count.)
* LogicalWeakness: Fire needs oxygen to burn, so SCP-3998 can't catch on fire if there's no oxygen in the area around it. Its containment cell is fireproof and vacuum-sealed.
* ScaryScarecrows: It's a burnt, mutilated corpse strung up and fashioned into a crude scarecrow that burns abusers to death.
* TheUnreveal: [[spoiler:The corpse that makes up SCP-3998 isn't Candice herself, but her husband, meaning she's still out there and her whereabouts are currently unaccounted for.]]
* WhamLine: [[spoiler:Document E-3998-6 reveals that the corpse is not Candice's body, but Aiden's.]]
* WifeBasherBasher: SCP-3998 is the burnt remains of a corpse, fashioned into a scarecrow. Every night, it bursts into flames at a certain time. If a person who has abused or killed a romantic partner is standing close to it at that time, they will also catch on fire and become impossible to extinguish until SCP-3998 itself stops burning, leaving them to slowly and agonizingly burn to death. [[spoiler:SCP-3998 itself is the corpse of a 17th century man who was abusive to his wife, and she turned into a witch by making a deal with a succubus. He found out and gathered a mob to burn her to death. The succubus, which had fallen in love with her, revived her as best she could and gave her the power to get revenge on him, which she did by ripping off his legs and burning him alive.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3413 SCP-3413]] - Irwin Shrugged
* AmbiguousSituation: It's never specified whether it's Safari Dave himself causing the changes in reality or if it's his son, being that his son is the one who invents these changes in the first place. The interview presents a third possibility; that it's the filming crew taking pity on Dave or screwing with him, being that they all maintain the idea that sun bears aren't actually real, even after witnessing them personally.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3426 SCP-3426]] - Reckoner
* ApocalypseHow: A Class X initiated on any planet that becomes sufficiently advanced [[spoiler:so that they can be added to an intergalactic empire of Pattern Screamers]].
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler:It's an extension of the GreatOffscreenWar mentioned in SCP-1795 where the Pattern Screamers didn't just wipe out humanity's intergalactic civilization, but ''built over it'' and ''will'' be coming for humanity's last stand on Earth next]].
* EvilLuddite: [[spoiler:The phenomenon is in fact artificial and run by a bunch of Pattern Screamers, making them this by definition as they target advanced civilizations]].
* KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade: The criteria for SCP-3426 to target a planet is for its civilization to begin understanding anomalous objects and/or develop central unifying theories of everything. [[spoiler:The reason this is this trope and not TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow is because the phenomenon is for all intents and purposes [[EvilLuddite artificial]]]].
* ScorchedEarth: One of the planets the Foundation finds has been glassed by the phenomenon, with said glass able to distort human perception.
* TheVirus: It is heavily implied that [[spoiler:due to the nature of Pattern Screamers, any human killed by SCP-3426 becomes part of the conglomerate steadily conquering the universe]].

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3434 SCP-3434]] - ...And We'd Rather Remain in Darkness
* DeathIsCheap: Averted for Foundation personnel, as [[spoiler: they retain the trauma from their experiences even after they are reborn.]]
* {{Reincarnation}}: The root of SCP-3434. It's revealed that [[spoiler: every affected infant has memories of their previous lives; more specifically, their deaths.]]
* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: SCP-3434 is characterized by the fetus attempting to prevent itself from being born. They fail over 90% of the time because they are still physically newborns.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: SCP-3434-affected children can speak [[spoiler: and retain full memories of how it was they died.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3440 SCP-3440]] - The Marvellously Macabre Mechanical Marionette Matinee
* ATasteOfTheirOwnMedicine: The monstrously evil Herman Fuller was subjected to the same terrible fate that he subjected many of his performers to.
* AndIMustScream: It's implied that anyone turned into a marionette for the Matinee is still conscious, including Fuller, who [[AssholeVictim damn well deserved it]].
* DeadGuyPuppet: The SCP is a marionette theatre that uses prepared corpses as its puppets, sending electro-thaumic waves through metallic strings to make them perform. Shows are programmed into giant wax cylinders like a player piano.
* MarionetteMaster: During the battle that led to Fuller's death, he used the puppet performers hooked up to the machine as {{Mooks}}, all of which were separated from the apparatus by the Circus rebellion.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: The SCP, in its reported state, is a result of Icky and Manny leading an uprising against Fuller - and winning. The battle itself isn't described anywhere on the site, but the lead-in is depicted in "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/there-are-no-strings-on-me There Are No Strings on Me]]".
* PeoplePuppets: All the puppets in the theatre were created from still-living civilians.
* SealedEvilInACan: The SCP was upgraded from Safe to Euclid due to Fuller's consciousness showing through at times.
* VillainSong: Icky and Manny programmed Fuller's corpse to perform one in their personalized show cylinder.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: The intended purpose of the Matinee - Fuller would turn rebellious performers into corpse-puppets to keep them obedient forever. His plan later became to hook up ''the entire circus'' to the machine.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3443 SCP-3443]] - Placeholder
* BrownNote: Trying to think that it exists results in things ranging from LaserGuidedAmnesia to [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt K-class scenarios.]]
* MindScrew: InvokedTrope. It's always considered non-existent and the Foundation asserts that knowledge of it is hypothetical and yet they try to eliminate instances of it. Keep in mind, that is how it's ''"contained"''.
* RecursiveReality: [[spoiler:The message from the Anti-Memetics Division doctor at the end describes dealing with examples of SCP-3443 as "On the off chance any SCP-3443 does exist, it's probably helping us against that too."]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3449 SCP-3449]] - The Things Left Unsaid
* AcquiredErrorAtThePrinter: It's implied that not only does SCP-3449 cause people to lose their ability to spell words right, but it also causes preexisting sentences to start exhibiting misspellings, with any attempt at fixing them leading to further errors. Because of this, [[PaintingTheMedium the entire article is wrought with arbitrary capitalization, misspellings, and other syntactical errors]].
* AmbiguousSituation: The first section of an article describes a three-ringed binder full of spelling errors that supposedly causes the anomaly. The following amendment to the article includes [[BrownNoteBeing the notebook's original owner]], and the iteration after includes the rest of his personal belongings. So is the real SCP-3449 the notebook, the person or something else in his possession?
* MindVirus: SCP-3449 is an infohazard; a type of anomaly that effects people who now about it. Just being around SCP-3449 for long enough periods of time causes a full collapse in one's abilities for communication. First it starts with spelling errors, and then it moves onto losing the ability to write, morse-codes, pictograms, sign-language and vocalized speech. It's even implied to be contagious through anyone "infected" by its effects, with foundation personel who have never encountering SCP-3449 suffering from its effects also.
* TheUnintelligible: The man who may or may not be SCP-3449 lacks RequiredSecondaryPowers, leaving him anomalously incapable of communicating with anyone. It's implied in later iterations that this is the eventual fate of anyone under SCP-3449's effects.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3456 SCP-3456]] - The Orcadian Horsemen
* BodyHorror: Has transparent skin, making its muscles and fat completely visible.
* CannotCrossRunningWater: One of 3456's few weaknesses.
* CreepilyLongArms: Their arm-span is twice their height, causing them to drag along the ground when a 3456 entity moves.
* DontLookAtMe: It is strongly advised to avoid looking at an instance directly as they have an ability to detect exactly where a human looking at them is.
* HellishHorse [=/=] OurGiantsAreDifferent: Their appearance is essentially a towering horse with one or more equally scaled human-like upper bodies attached. The article itself is based off of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuckelavee Nuckelavee]] and in-universe the Foundation uses this myth to hide 3456's true nature.
* HumanAllAlong: The final part of incident log I-3456-032 implies that 3456 are actually made from humans.
* ItCanThink: Instances can use intelligent hunting tactics to lure out and trap its prey. In addition they seem to take some sadistic satisfaction over the torture they cause to their victims.
* MakeMeWannaShout: Instances are capable of extremely high pitched screams, registered at 110 decibels.
* PersonOfMassDestruction: They are capable of causing massive collateral damage in their hunt for their prey. The Foundation often has to write off their attacks as the aftermath of wars or natural disasters.
* SlasherSmile: Survivors report instances smiling at them before demanifesting.
* SuperPersistentPredator: Once it finds a target to hunt there is no stopping it. Even the above mentioned weakness is only a temporary measure as SCP-3456 will manifest again as soon as the victim is away from the running water.
* VillainTeleportation: It can manifest and demanifest at will with no way to detect it. Because of this it essentially can't be contained.
* WolverineClaws: They have large sharp bone digits in place of fingers.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3470 SCP-3470]] - Harry Potter's Revenge
* CoolCar: It's a turquoise Ford Anglia 105E. [[spoiler: The second one is the same car in black.]]
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: The driver initially puts out its hand to make driving signals, but when going in for the kill it turns it around to reveal two functioning human eyeballs on its palm.
* {{Expy}}: It's noted by the team sent to investigate its "nest" to be visually the same as the [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Weasley's flying car]].
* TheFaceless: The driver of the car's face is noted to always be obscured by fog on the windshield.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3500 SCP-3500]] - Instructions Unclear, Got Dick Stuck in Canon
* AuthorAvatar: The anomaly affects several Foundation personnel who are these to their authors, causing [[spoiler: said authors' personal work]] to spill out ([[spoiler:or collapse inward, rather]]) into their world as a large amount of clones. [[spoiler: This is because the authors involved have cranked out a ton of [=SCPs=], which is putting strain on the Foundation universe.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3512 SCP-3512]] - The More You Know
* AlienGeometries: SCP-3512-2 goes into bizarre detail on strange shapes and specific architectural landmarks that supposedly have power. [[spoiler: The exploration log details attempts to search a strange cavern running beneath the Sagrada Familia that is no longer there when the Foundation sends in a MTF.]]
* AmbiguousSituation: Agent Rey disappears during the investigation of the caverns, and he seems like a bit of a [[LatinLover playboy]] himself. The author intended for the reader to be unsure if he was involved in SCP-3512, and if so how much he knew.
* AndIMustScream: Chillingly averted: women affected by the anomalous effect ''do'' occasionally break out of their DeathOfPersonality to scream... at first. In time, the original personality ''completely'' fades away, replaced with nothing but a frivolous sex doll.
* ArcNumber: Both five, being a Fifthist-related article, and twelve, which is heavily prominent in SCP-3512-2, which has every chapter after 12 also listed as chapter 12.
--> What is a twelve? Nothing but a hollow shell for fives to hide in.
* TheBadGuyWins: Neither of the users of SCP-3512 are caught, the printing presses fabricating more SCP-3512-2 are not found, and [[spoiler: the mutated person under the Basilica turns Agent Cooper into a SexSlave, then immediately discards her in a cistern full of other women, living and dead, the moment he finishes having sex with her.]] Though, at the same time, these men have exchanged everything about themselves for an existence that is ultimately emotionally empty and they're implied to be quite miserable, so WasItReallyWorthIt is in effect.
* DeathOfPersonality: To quote the article:
-->"Women affected by SCP-3512 score extremely highly on NEO-PI-R measures for openness, extraversion and agreeableness. This is the case regardless of previous personality indicators, and affected women do not appear to be aware of such changes. The behaviour of affected women is characterised by high sociability and lack of inhibition, punctuated by prolonged bouts of [[AndIMustScream uncontrollable screaming]]. The incidence and duration of screaming has been observed to decline over a 4-5 month period. Other personality changes appear to be permanent."
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Directly invoked. SCP-3512-2 is a pick-up artist self-help book created by a Fifthist, and it maintains the same tone as one even as it describes [[StarPower traditional Fifthist gobbledygook]]. And the process it details [[spoiler:involves performing black magic, ''heavily'' implied HumanSacrifice and "harvesting" HumanResources from one's own family, and finally literally mutilating oneself out of human shape for the power to make women into {{Sex Slave}}s, just as disciples of non-anomalous pickup artists are asked to completely refashion their morals and personality to learn to seduce women. Furthermore, just like most pickup artists, they ultimately find the process completely empty, tiring of and discarding the women they affect in this way.]] Also, the author of SCP-3512-2 goes by the name [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Enigma]]. [[spoiler:Though, if the creepy and unseen figure beneath the Basilica is the author, he might have little in common with his obvious namesake.]]
* EvilIsVisceral: SCP-3512-1 instances need adipose tissue to form, with pork fat being an inferior substitute for human. [[spoiler: Beneath the Basilica, the agents find a literal river of half-molten human fat for the fabrication of SCP-3512-1.]]
* {{Fingore}}: One of the last steps detailed in SCP-3512-2 involves snapping off one's own pinkie. [[spoiler: The only part of a figure implied to have undergone the ritual to a very high level to be seen in a camera is a hand, covered in raw cuts from which seven additional fingers protrude (for a total of [[ArcNumber twelve]]), all of them mobile.]]
* HumanResources: SCP-3512-2 implies this heavily when it all-but states that pork fat is an inferior substitute to the usual ingredients in SCP-3512-1, then becomes less subtle when it talks about how a previous step was to tie up one's family to "harvest" for ingredients. [[spoiler: The river of human fat, bundles of fingers, the countless fingers stitched onto the figure beneath the Basilica, and the cistern full of freshly-abandoned {{sex slave}}s and the corpses of less-fresh ones that are implied to be ground up into more fat all paint a pretty horrific portrait.]]
* NothingIsScarier: Large amounts of information are deliberately withheld from the reader, so that the horror and paranoia of the situation can really sink in. In particular, there are no interview logs with women infected by SCP-3512, the nature of SCP-3512-2's distribution is never established, and [[spoiler: we never get a good look at the person under the Basilica who has undergone the advanced stages of the process described by SCP-3512-2.]]
* PuppeteerParasite: SCP-3512-1 instances are implied, by the SCP-3512-2 passages on creating and controlling them, to crawl into sleeping women's mouths and down their throats to subject them to SCP-3512.
* OrificeInvasion: Implied. When SCP-3512-2 details creating and directing SCP-3512-1 instances, it advises the reader to imagine the mouth and throat of their "intended," before it scurries away.
* QuestForSex: [[DeconstructedTrope How much are]] ''[[DeconstructedTrope you]]'' [[DeconstructedTrope willing to give up to get laid?]]
* ReligionOfEvil: In the lair of [[spoiler:whoever's under the Basilica]], there's a fresco of the Virgin Mary, pregnant and chained to a star-shaped rack, while smoke pours from a pipe in her neck. This obviously invokes the MadonnaWhoreComplex.
* SenseiForScoundrels: Enigma is a super-dark version that teaches some super-dark things, given he's literally teaching pickup artists how to mind-control women.
* SexSlave: Played with. [[spoiler:Ultimately, the pliant sex-dolls practitioners turn women into don't emotionally satisfy them, so they don't bother keeping them around. What's implied to be a very advanced one who captures a Foundation agent and subjects her to SCP-3512 has sex with her, then immediately drags her to a cistern with many other similarly-affected women and the corpses of former victims at the bottom and throws her down when he's done, abandoning her to die in the dark. The author states that this is a deliberate intended parallel with the attitudes of real-life pickup artists, who don't want to admit that they have emotional needs that constant sex with easily-seduced women won't satisfy, and so never keep up any kind of long-term relationship, figuratively throwing women away.]]
* SignificantAnagram: Every chapter title in SCP-3512-2 is an anagram of the book's title, and the final chapter is nothing but a list of said anagrams arranged in bizarre geometries.
* SwissArmyAppendage: Downplayed. SCP-3512-1 can apparently be built with limbs designed to undo locks or otherwise get around security measures, but SCP-3512-2 points out doing so makes them harder to sculpt.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: SCP-3512-2 is one. Although written in the style of a sleazy pick-up artist self-help book, by chapter twelve (which then repeats) it's detailing not ways to alter one's mindset or attitude, but manipulating AlienGeometries and horrifying rituals to seduce women. The one recovered by agents during the investigation is in pre-publishing, [[spoiler:but in the vanishing caverns under the Basilica, they find three massive printing presses chugging away without power, fabricating it in huge quantities...]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3519 SCP-3519]] - These Quiet Days
* AfterTheEnd: By the end of the article, [[spoiler: there's only one known survivor.]]
* DownerEnding: SCP-3519 is neutralized [[spoiler: only because March 5th has passed and now there's nobody left alive for it to affect.]]
* DrivenToSuicide: Being affected by SCP-3519 results in people suffering this fate to avoid the apocalypse they believe awaits on March 5th. [[spoiler: Nearly everyone on Earth has killed themselves by March 5th.]]
* MeaningfulName: Or number in this case. SCP-3519 is the belief the world will end on March 5th, 2019. Or 3/5/19 according to normal methods of writing the date in the United States.
* NextSundayAD: The setting of the article. [[spoiler: Justified by the fact that SCP-3519 causes an apocalypse, which would make setting it in the immediate present impractical.]]
* OnlySaneMan:
** Neil deGrasse Tyson is the only person in the interview excerpt who isn't fully convinced of SCP-3519's plausibility.
** [[spoiler: Rory Jones, the lone confirmed survivor, may also qualify. That is, assuming choosing to live as the last person on Earth qualifies as "sane."]]
* ProphecyTwist: SCP-3519 takes the form of a memetic plague that convinces those affected an apocalyptic event will occur on March 5th, 2019. There is no sign of any apocalyptic event on that date [[spoiler: [[SelfFulfillingProphecy except for the near-total demise of humanity as a result of SCP-3519-induced mass suicides]].]]
* RealPersonFic: Anderson Cooper, Kellyanne Conway and Neil deGrasse Tyson all appear in an interview excerpt included in the article. Creator/DonaldTrump is also alluded to via a tweet about the apocalypse but is never identified by name. Pope Francis also appears, if only for the Global Occult Coalition to forcibly sequester him so he can't absolve those who kill themselves because of SCP-3519 [[WellIntentionedExtremist in an attempt to prevent further suicides.]]

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3588 SCP-3588]] - Cheers
* GhostlyGoals: The bartender, Jack, remains attached to the earth because he feels someone needs to be there for the people who don't have anything else.
* ImmuneToBullets: Being a ghost, the bartender is unaffected by gunfire. He barely even notices it.
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: This is the ghost of an ''entire bar'', which was destroyed in a fire that killed its bartender. On entering the bar, it returns to exactly the way it was before the fire, with the bartender materializing behind the bar.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3002 SCP-3002]] - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
* BackFromTheDead: In the revised Keter Duty SCP-001 proposal, the Foundation locates [[spoiler:Iris's]] book within SCP-4001/Alexandria Eternal at the behest of one of the facilities and alters it to remove the events that created SCP-3002 from history. [[spoiler:Consequently, Lily Veselka reverts to a powerless Iris Thompson, but is reborn as the 15th watcher of Alexandria Eternal [[EarnYourHappyEnding in an act of forgiveness for SCP-3002 (and condemnation for the Foundation over LETHE) that also placates her in a way the Foundation never could]]]].
* BreakTheCutie: [[spoiler:Being used as a test subject for Project LETHE caused severe physical and mental decline in the girl who would eventually become Lily Veselka, heavily implied to be Iris Thompson. The Foundation tries to fix this by letting her partake in her favorite activities, like reading and photography, but it’s far too late.]]
* DeathActivatedSuperpower: While initially under control of the Foundation, the originating SCP may have subverted orders to spread wildly, or lost control due to the implied regular brain surgeries she underwent. Killing her only made the entire situation worse, and made SCP-3002 try to actively eradicate the Foundation.
* MindManipulation: [[spoiler:SCP-3002-1 controls the infected this way, by twisting their memories into provoking behavior that benefit her immediate goals.]]
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [[spoiler: SCP-3002 was created by the Foundation itself as part of a larger effort to control people, and again, it turns out they had a ''very'' good reason. Project LETHE, borne out of the experiments that created SCP-3002, was used later on to control the outbreak of SCP-1425 - ''the Star Signals book''. It's mentioned that the Director in charge of stopping 1425 is well aware using LETHE was going to have horrible consequences, but felt any other scenario was worth it rather than allow the book's propagation to continue.]]
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: [[spoiler:Is under the control of the memetic ghost of a girl named Lily Veselka, who was turned into a test subject for Project LETHE, one of the first major antimemetics projects, who was subject to repeated and invasive tests and brain surgeries, causing her to become resentful and vicious. Upon having her refuge discovered by the Foundation, she promptly decides to infect ''the entire world'' to destroy it and all trace of LETHE.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3003 SCP-3003]] - The End of History
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Zigzagged in the sense they don't speak English, but SCP-3003-3's language is nearly identical to Dutch.
%%* AssimilationPlot: [[spoiler: Something like this happened on SCP-3003, apparently due to 3003-2, resulting in the society currently on the planet.]]
* BenevolentAlienInvasion: This is averted regarding a potential SCP-3003-3 invasion of Earth, [[spoiler: though this is what the SCP-3003-3 instance in the final addendum tries to frame it as to encourage the Foundation to give up. The scientist talking to him points out the several ways in which this is a false characterization.]]
* BizarreAlienBiology: Averted, the inhabitants of SCP-3003-3 are physically and genetically identical to humans.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: SCP-3003-3 is extremely utilitarian and heavily prioritizes the welfare of SCP-3003-1. [[spoiler: They see nothing wrong with harvesting old, deviant or ill individuals for organs or with conquering Earth to spread SCP-3003-1.]]
* BodyHorror: SCP-3003-3 society implants SCP-3003-1 instances ("Marce") into their body when they grow up, causing growths of parasitic lumps in their body. It wouldn't've been so bad except they "host roughly one instance per three kilograms of body weight", meaning that an adult would have around ''20'' of these marce parasite lumps on their body.
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: [[spoiler: The inevitable fate of all SCP-3003-3 instances, who will be harvested for organs while alive and conscious as soon as they are no longer of use. [[BlueAndOrangeMorality They all know this, and don't care one bit]].]]
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: The true cause of why the planet's society is the way it is, is revealed in the Addendum [[spoiler: to be 3003-2 itself, which up until the Addendum was described as a single-celled organism that just modified behavior with no indication it had intelligence of its own. When it reveals itself it even asks if the Foundation researcher ever wondered that a microbe that can create neural networks would be capable of thought]].
* FauxAffablyEvil: [[spoiler: When 3003-2 directly talks to the researcher it acts polite and its advice for the Foundation to give up is spoken more as a suggestion, and even states it is willing to phase out the more unsavory elements of its society. The researcher is quick to call 3003-2 out on that it has no reason to make such accommodations, to which 3003-2 threatens that the Foundation has only 30 years until its society invades Earth by force]].
* HiveMind: 3003-2 exists in millions of humans and billions of marce beetles, as trillions or even quadrillions of microbes, yet notably seems to be a singular entity in conscious control, rather than a godlike figure above human understanding or a MindHive of different personalities.
* MotiveRant: [[spoiler: What the final addendum becomes over the course of the conversation. The SCP-3003-3 instance declares that its goal is to ensure nothing comes after it, thereby making it the "[[TitleDrop end of history.]]"]]
* NoBiochemicalBarriers: The Foundation is trying to keep this knowledge away from SCP-3003, making it believe that Earth is inhospitable to SCP-3003-3, despite the similarities between SCP-3003-3 and humans. [[spoiler:SCP-3003-2 calls out a researcher on this. Stating it already knows that the Earth is perfectly hospitable to SCP-3003]].
* PlanetOfHats: SCP-3003 is a thoroughly [[JustifiedTrope justified]] and [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstructed]] version of this; the entire planet's society revolves around taking care of marce beetles, with all the drastic effects on psychology and society that entails, and they're only that way in the first place because SCP-3003-2 has basically brainwashed everyone into being that way.
* PuppeteerParasite: SCP-3003-1. Unique example since SCP-3003-1 only behaves in this way when infected with SCP-3003-2 [[spoiler: which is implied to be sentient.]]
* SenseFreak: To a limited extent, instances of SCP-3003-3. Primarily, they enjoy brushing the lumps produced by infestation with SCP-3003-1 with each other. Scientists wearing prosthetic versions of these describe this feeling to them as being very uncomfortable.
* TechnologicallyAdvancedFoe: SCP-3003-3 has extremely advanced technology, including SCP-3003-4 which produced the wormhole that led to contact with Earth. [[spoiler: The Foundation has 30 years until SCP-3003-3 will be capable of near-instant travel to other planets and it is already believed any military confrontation with SCP-3003-3 would lead to SCP-3003-3's triumph.]]
* TotalitarianUtilitarian: The marce parasites turned the entire SCP-3003 planet into a singular totalitarian state devoid of personal freedom due to everyone valuing the goodness of the state over themselves (a result of gaining hyper-rational behavior through the parasites). However, the result is so extremely effective the race is more advanced than whatever humanity can even hope to achieve on Earth, its members kept perpetually happy due to marce stimuli, and internal dissent is completely non-existent. As [[spoiler: SCP-3003-2]] states, this totalitarian efficiency it created is "[[TitleDrop The End of History]]", because no other forms of society could come after it.
* TransplantedHumans: SCP-3003-3 are fully identical to humans in biology, despite being lightyears away from earth. [[LeftHanging The author deliberately leaves out all explanations for the reader to guess.]]
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:Seemingly what happens during the final addendum. The entity speaking with Dr. Shah indicates that it is 3003-2 speaking through an 3003-3 instance.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3004 SCP-3004]] - Imago
* AbstractEater: SCP-3004 primarily feeds on of faith, but it can also feed on any kind of information. Agent Lutterman describes feeling its teeth and feelers gnawing at his very memories. [[spoiler: In the Protocol page, Child of God member Bridget Callaghan speculates that SCP-3004 [[KillTheGod may have killed]] and [[GodEating eaten]] ''the original Jehovah.'']]
* AnimalMotif: Cicadas. Its form resembles a cicada, its "messengers" are modelled after an extinct species of cicada, and the rituals it draws power from revolve around death and rebirth that cicadas are seen as symbolic of.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: [[spoiler: Agent Lutterman comes away with the impression that rather than being malevolent, 3004-1 simply doesn't understand the ramifications of its actions. It doesn't even know that people don't come back to life.]]
* BodyHorror: Most of the SCP-3004 rituals qualify, as they produce instances of SCP-3004-2 (a type of cicada) from the body.
* CallBack: It is heavily implied to be the entity that was also behind SCP-2852.
* EldritchAbomination: It is an extradimensional entity incapable of entering our reality. It can be perceived, though, and [[BrownNote it hurts to look at and listen to]].
* EntertaininglyWrong: A fairly tragic case of it: 3004-1 is genuinely convinced that what it's been doing is helping humanity. This is because so many of its experiences with human faith and joy involve Jesus, who is most famous for slowly bleeding to death on a cross, along with the veneration of death and rebirth in general through its old cult. It's become convinced that humans as a species just love torture and suffering, and considering its mindset, it's hard to blame it.
* FantasticReligiousWeirdness: SCP-3004 rituals are VERY strange.
* FictionalColour: A Foundation Agent uses astral perception to see SCP-3004-1's true form. When SCP-3004-1 opens its mouth, the Agent can see colors he had never seen before inside of it.
* AGodAmI: [[spoiler:SCP-3004-1 believes itself to be the Christian God. And according to Agent Luttermann, it likely ''is'' a god or something close to it, but not Him.]]
* GodzillaThreshold: If it gets too out of hand, the Foundation's plans, Protocol [[FedToTheBeast Damnatio ad Bestias]], is to essentially ''delete Christianity itself from history'' to starve it to death.
* HijackedByJesus: Inverted, SCP-3004-1 is a Druidic deity hijacking Christianity for its own ends.
* HistoryRepeats: It's noted that the thing which made 3004 so dangerous was the attempt to stomp out its cult, erasing all memory that it ever existed and going so far as to render an entire animal species extinct in the wild. The article ends with an explanation of a Foundation plan to wipe out all memory of ''Christianity'' if 3004-1 gets out fully.
* InsaneTrollLogic: It thinks that since cicadas, its sacred animals, are constantly reborn, and [[spoiler:Christianity is focused on rebirth]], it must be [[spoiler:Jehovah Himself.]]
* InterfaithSmoothie: SCP-3004 details what happens when a god attempts to initiate syncretism itself. Very little of it is good.
* PhysicalGod: While not [[spoiler: the Christian God it thinks it is]], it is legitimately a deity.
* YourMindMakesItReal: [[spoiler: If SCP-3004-1 (which thinks it is the Christian God) is about to enter reality, the Foundation is willing to eliminate Christianity from the historical record to neutralize it, indicating this is in effect.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3007 SCP-3007]] - World of Two Artists
* AstralProjection: SCP-3007 is a rare occurrence that causes people to be projected to another, dead world.
* BodyHorror: The corpses on the ruined world are all painfully mutilated. That doesn't even cover the stench of the dead.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler: Whatever....that thing is that started to posses the Children, is more accurate to call a sentient Info Hazard then anything else. And it's coming to Earth.]]
* GodIsGood: [[spoiler: At least the one who created the Children. They made them to help with the loneliness and if anything is more like an artist.]]
* GreaterScopeVillain: Maybe. The [[spoiler:infohazard is rendered in red. Or rather Scarlet]].
* HeroicSacrifice: [[spoiler: The Deity held off the evil god while letting the remaining children escape, and used the last of its powers to create a black column with paintings to warn their descendants that it's coming.]]
* {{Precursors}}: [[spoiler: The Children of the Deity eventually escaped from the world to escape the EldritchAbomination. They escaped to Earth and eventually became humanity's ancestors]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008 SCP-3008]] - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
* AlienGeometries: Getting into the IKEA is easy. Getting out is almost impossible. It also [[spoiler: connects different realities.]]
* AlternateUniverse: [[spoiler: The people trapped in the IKEA appear to be from different realities. The journal-writer muses that this is probably why nobody is trying to rescue them. Word of God is that this is the reason why he was killed by the Staff: he was about to escape into the wrong universe.]]
* TheApocalypseBringsOutTheBestInPeople: The mini-civilizations within the impossibly huge IKEA are cordial and helpful to one another, probably because they're united against the Staff, but also probably because of basic human decency. [[spoiler: From the discussion: It also helps that any troublemakers can be kicked out and will probably encounter the Staff before they can find another "town".]]
* ApocalypticLog: Most of what the Foundation knows about the interior of the store comes from a journal carried by a man who spent several months inside before managing to escape, only to get killed by one of the staff shortly after.
* BiggerOnTheInside: From the outside SCP-3008 appears to be a standard IKEA store. On the inside it has an area of at least 10 square kilometers and may be infinite in size.
** Though the mechanism that caused this means it could count as a zigzagged example. The potentially infinite space is actually an alternate dimension that the building's main entrance leads to; anyone attempting to enter the building via any other means will instead enter its actual interior, which is completely ordinary and no larger than the building's size suggests.
* TheBlank: The Staff have no facial features.
* BodyHorror: The Staff are "stretched" or "squashed" to extremes and appear to be made completely out of skin.
* DarknessEqualsDeath: When the lights are on, the Staff just wander about while letting the humans do their thing, but when they're off, they attempt to kill anything that isn't them.
* DespairEventHorizon: There're hundreds, maybe thousands of people trapped in it, some for years, and nobody really looks for the exits anymore. The journal writer even makes several observations that he doesn't discuss with the others in his settlement to avoid removing any last hope of rescue.
* DissonantSerenity: The Staff are happy to calmly inform humans that the store is now closed...while mauling them senseless.
* FauxAffablyEvil: The Staff are always polite and helpful in their speech, but their attempts at murder most certainly aren't.
* HumanoidAbomination: The staff appear to be tall humanoids with short legs, long arms, no faces, and are made of skin. They're also aggressive to anything that isn't other staff during the night.
* LineOfSightName: There are like 20 or more human settlements in the IKEA store. Most of them take their names of whatever they sit right next to. The one we focus on in the journal is called Exchange (from Exchange and Returns), and we also learn about towns like Trolleys, Checkouts, and Aisle 630.
* MadeOfBologna: The Staff members inside SCP-3008 are seven feet tall, with short legs, long arms and no faces. When they're cut up they appear to be entirely made of skin, with no bones, organs or muscles.
* PointsOfLightSetting: The isolated settlements within the store formed by lost people. Sometimes they get overrun by Staff, only for the survivors to found new settlements elsewhere.
* ScavengerWorld: The world inside IKEA is a huge place with its own landmarks, all rigged from Swedish furniture and whatever they find along the way. The Staff resupplies restaurants and shops with food at night, so there's always just enough to sustain people, and people carved out their own towns between the shelves by building from whatever they have.
* SuddenLackOfSignal: As to be expected, there is no cell phone signal inside SCP-3008. In addition, the landline phones within SCP-3008 itself don't function properly, as the receiver only seems capable of emulating a human voice saying a constant stream of random words.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3011 SCP-3011]] - Loose Lips Skink Ships
* CivilizedAnimal: SCP-3011 instances are blue-tongued skinks that are capable of cooperation and division of labor when in groups.
* CloneDegeneration: Instances produced from each existing instance's detached tail may exhibit severe deformities or be stillborn, and those that survive have minor changes in body pattern or tongue color.
* TalkingAnimal: They can talk.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3015 SCP-3015]] - A Story Concerning Self-Doubt, Slight Disillusionment, and Frustration, As Told By the Lucky Member of a Group Whose Relatable Works Are Loved Internationally
* BaitAndSwitch: SCP-3015 is "Mr. Bernie Sanders", and its anomalous traits are activated by saying "Feel the burn". Besides that, it has no connection to [[UsefulNotes/BernieSanders the politician of the same name]].
* LongTitle: So long, in fact, that it is the longest SCP title on the entire site, including any Joke SCP.
* OpenSesame: The phrase "Feel the burn" or certain other phrases containing those three words (such as "It's time to feel the burn" and "I feel the burn") must be spoken to activate the portal.
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: In Document 3015-C, a link to a [=YouTube=] video has the text "hear is the lick".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3017 SCP-3017]] - Person of Interest
* FaceOfAThug: Just want a normal life, but the majority of people will conclude he's a criminal when looking at him. An analysis of his face after his death reveals he possesses several facial features that are characteristics of criminals.
* HatePlague: The person causes almost everyone who looks at him to think he's a criminal. The Foundation is caught in the effect.
* PosthumousCharacter: The SCP was a human being who is now dead; thus it is classified as "Neutralized".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3028 SCP-3028]] - Take On Me
* BileFascination: InUniverse; Nicole [=McConnell=], a lawyer and art collector who bought the SCP, mentioned a "morbid fascination" she had with the SCP in her diary.
* BlatantLies: Some of the SCP's statements include the following: "The Columbine shooters did nothing wrong.", "Self-defense is indefensible." and "Junk mail is good, and everyone should read it."
* InsaneTrollLogic: The SCP's produced statements tend to run on questionable logic; for instance, one statement is: "Talking to your neighbors is the beginning of the slippery slope towards communism."

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3042 SCP-3042]] - Dog Is Love
* ImmuneToBullets: One agent it had bonded with fired several shots into it, none of which had any effect.
* TheJuggernaut: Practically nothing can stop it from getting back to the person it's bonded with (designated SCP-3042-1). It's been noted to destroy even the strongest of materials and be resistant to poison, disease and other physical harm.
* TheNeedless: Doesn't require food, water or sleep.
* PreciousPuppy: Not to the person it's bonded with, who gets worn out by its constant attention.
* ARareSentence: Due to its rampant destruction of whatever is in its way to get to its latest victim, the Foundation had to do something unusual.
-->'''Director's note''': I have assigned a Special Engineering team to modify a standard termination chamber which… and I never imagined writing these words… allows swift and easy escape of SCP-3042. We can't keep replacing doors every three weeks. -L.E.
* SanitySlippage: The person it's bonded with begins to suffer from delusions and memory lapses, among other things, due to the sleep deprivation that the SCP causes with its constant attention.
* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: The next person it bonds to has always played some part in the death of the previous person it was bonded to.
* YouWillNotEvadeMe: If SCP-3042-1 somehow escapes, nothing will stop the SCP from tracking them down and resuming its ceaseless affection.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3043 SCP-3043]] - Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER!
* AnimateInanimateObject: The real SCP-3043 is a sentient typewriter that can alter any story, document or narrative in which it's featured.
* AntiHero:
-->'''Murphy Law:''' ''(narrating)'' Heroes always do what's right. But me? I'm no hero. I'm Murphy Law.
* ChairReveal: Murphy Law finds SCP-3043 sitting in Dr. Lewis' chair, and spins the chair to finally reveal its identity.
* ContemplativeBoss: Site Director August is introduced staring out the windows of his office.
* {{Crossover}}: SCP-423 ("Fred") has a cameo as "Agent Frederick". And Murphy Law himself would later get his own classification as SCP-3143.
* FallGuy: The real SCP-3043 manipulates the Foundation staff to think that Murphy Law is SCP-3043.

-->His voice is a harsh growl; as if he just swallowed a fistful of spent cigarette butts and followed it down with a sulfuric acid chaser.
* HandCannon: The script specifically notes that Murphy Law uses a .44 Magnum caliber handgun.
* HardboiledDetective: Murphy Law depicts himself as one.
* ItCanThink: Dr. Lewis tries to upgrade SCP-3043 from "Safe" to "Keter" when she realizes it's self-aware and can act on its own.
* {{Jerkass}}: SCP-3043 itself is a foul-mouthed, condescending typewriter who undermines Murphy Law's story as "STUPID HUMPHREY BOGART FANFIC NONSENSE". When it reappears in "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/never-metafictional-character-i-liked Never Metafictional Character I Liked]]", it spends most of the story cussing out and mocking Dr. Thaum.
-->'''SCP-3043''': THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE AND I AM YOUR ALMIGHTY FUCKING GOD\\
NOW DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND PRAISE MY NAME YOU LOWLY PIECE OF SHIT
* NoirEpisode: Because Murphy Law warps reality around himself to make it all fit into the hardboiled crime genre.
* PaintingTheMedium: Most of the entry is formatted like a screenplay, because Murphy Law has the anomalous effect of warping reality into a NoirEpisode.
* PrivateEyeMonologue: Provided by Murphy Law, of course.
-->'''Murphy Law:''' ''(narrating)'' You see a lot of ugly in this line of work. Good people with bellies full of lead, left to bleed out in rain-soaked alleyways. Love ruined -- turned inside out -- until it just becomes an angry, festering sore. Statues that'll kill you as fast as you blink.\\
But when it comes to ugly, nothing beats a containment breach.
* RealityWarper: SCP-3043 can rewrite reality by altering any ''story'' that contains itself. However, the presence of the more powerful narrative-manipulator (i.e. Murphy Law) negates its effects, much to its dismay.
* RedHerring: Initially, the reader is led to believe that Murphy Law is SCP-3043, and Site Director August actually refers to him as such. However, it turns out not to be the case, as the real SCP-3043 is a sentient RealityWarper typewriter that gets its entry hijacked by Murphy Law.
* RetGone: Dr. Lewis discovers that the true SCP-3043 (which supposedly has the ability to alter any document that contains itself) is sapient and malevolent. When she tries to inform others of this, it reveals it actually has the ability to alter any ''story'' that contains itself - including the lives of those who have encountered it - and tries to retroactively erase her from existence. Murphy evidently saves her in the nick of time.
* SemanticSuperpower: SCP-3043 can alter the text of any document or narrative about it. But this includes the ability to rewrite people's memories, and mind-control people by changing the "narrative" in their head.
* SirSwearsALot: SCP-3043 has one of the filthiest mouths on the site, cussing in every other sentence.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Murphy Law makes himself the main character of SCP-3043's entry. The actual SCP barely shows up in Murphy's screenplay.
-->'''SCP-3043:''' THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY STORY NOT YOURS
* ShoutOut: The title is a reference to ''Film/DialMForMurder''. SCP-3043 calls Murphy Law's screenplay "stupid Creator/HumphreyBogart fanfic nonsense." And the last scene quotes from ''Film/{{Chinatown}}''.
* VillainousBreakdown: SCP-3043 when it realizes Murphy Law has completely overtaken its narrative and is giving the Foundation an EarnYourHappyEnding moment.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3048 SCP-3048]] - Tantalus
* MeaningfulName: The SCP is named after [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantalus Tantalus]], a Greek mythological figure who was cursed to be unable to consume food or drink. However, the SCP is able to consume some foods, such as whipped cream and some protein shakes; implied to be because the ancient curse [[FutureFoodIsArtificial doesn't recognise them as food]].
* {{Irony}}: SCP-3048 can only eat extremely processed foods, but apparently used to work for a health resort.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3055 SCP-3055]] - Yes, And
* AndIMustScream: The eight people classified under this SCP are constantly forced to act as if improvising a scene (aside from eating, sleeping and taking breaks in general), without being able to talk to anyone else outside of suggestions, and they can't leave a building unless all of them do it. This is so bad that one of the instances thanked one of the police officers who had come to arrest them before killing herself with his gun, only to be resurrected a few moments later.
* BackFromTheDead: None of them can be permanently killed.
* YouWillBeAssimilated: Anyone who does not give a suggestion when prompted will become part of the group soon afterwards after being hit by a beam of light produced by each of the troupe members.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3057 SCP-3057]] - Fossil Fuels
* BigCreepyCrawlies:
** SCP-3057-2 is an arthropod resembling predatory shrimp that is a ''meter long''.
** SCP-3057-3 is a species of prehistoric dragonfly with a wingspan of ''0.65 meters''. However, these die soon after manifesting from crude oil, due to having evolved in a more oxygen-rich environment than the Earth's current atmosphere.
* FeatheredFiend: According to several witnesses, SCP-3057-4 (Velociraptors) had feathers.
* LesserOfTwoEvils: The person who originally deployed the SCP ([=PoI=]-8A051) sees prehistoric species running around on modern-day Earth as being not as bad as "dumping five million barrels of poison into the ocean", as he puts it.
* {{Megalodon}}: SCP-3057-5 is this species, and each instance is '''18 meters long'''.
* RealEventFictionalCause: Inverted; the SCP was deployed in an attempt to reverse the environmental damage caused by the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deepwater_Horizon_oil_spill Deepwater Horizon explosion]].
* WellIntentionedExtremist: [=PoI=]-8A051 was trying to reverse the environmental damage from the Deepwater Horizon explosion.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3061 SCP-3061]] - Reluctant Fiend
* AbusiveParents: Paul ████ was perfectly willing to sacrifice not one, but ''both'' of his children to the SCP in order to get what he wanted (which was to ''pay off bills'').
* EvenEvilHasStandards: PlayedForLaughs. SCP-3061-1 loves making [[DealWithTheDevil Faustian bargains]], but hates being summoned to do mundane tasks like paying off bills, and is disgusted by those that agree to his terms without a second thought.
* EvilIsPetty: It is ''not,'' and it despises people who ''are.''
* HumanoidAbomination: SCP-3061-1 normally appears as an ordinary human in front of Foundation personnel; however, it will occasionally manifest the features of animals, with the most common being the feet of a mountain hare and the fingers of an aye-aye.
* MasterOfIllusion: SCP-3061-1 is able to summon very detailed and realistic illusions, which it can then interact with as if they were real.
* MundaneUtility: Paul ████ summoned SCP-3061-1 because he was in a lot of debt over his car and he also wanted an extension for his home, and he wanted the money.
* NoChallengeEqualsNoSatisfaction: It cares more about the anguish those it's trying to tempt goes through than it does about getting its sacrifices. Those that are willing to give up their kids without a second thought, or cultists without any real faith or emotion behind what they're doing irritates him.
* NobleDemon: It flatly refuses to make deals that are within the mundane grasp of its summoner, and is in fact morally disgusted by their laziness. It also thoroughly dislikes a LackOfEmpathy shown by summoners who don't agonize over their choices.
* VillainRespect: [[AntiHero The Foundation]] ends up suggesting a deal that SCP-3061-1 becomes interested in, because it's something genuinely grandiose and [[WellIntentionedExtremist desperate]] as opposed to the normal EvilIsPetty drek it is often summoned for.
* WouldHurtAChild: SCP-3061-1 often demands the soul(s) of its summoner's children in exchange for whatever it grants them.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3062 SCP-3062]] - The Lone and Level Sands Stretch Far Away
* LightIsNotGood: To taunt a D-class who was a devout Catholic, it took an angel-like form.
* LiteraryAllusionTitle: The title is the last line of Percy Brysshe Shelley's poem ''Ozymandias''.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler: According to the hieroglyphics found in an ancient Egyptian structure, the SCP was cursed to be trapped in the desert forever after causing a great deal of suffering.]]
* ShapeshifterDefaultForm: It is often described as looking like a 20-year-old Egyptian man.
* ShapeshifterGuiltTrip: It often takes the forms of a victim's loved ones in order to taunt the victim.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: It can change its shape at will, and do so almost instantly.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3063 SCP-3063]] - A fly
* AnimalisticAbomination: It's a [[RealityWarper reality-bending]] entity that manifests as a common housefly.
* BodyHorror: 2376 days after a person makes a deal with the SCP, 5000 to 20000 fly eggs will manifest inside their internal organs, and the maggots will hatch and eat the person's flesh (and also reproduce after maturing into flies) until the person dies.
* DealWithTheDevil: It tries to tempt someone with something that they greatly desire in exchange for an unspecified price. If said person disagrees, it will continue to contact them until they agree to its offer.
* DrivenToSuicide: 70% of people affected by the SCP will commit suicide after the eggs manifest.
* LoopholeAbuse: It uses technicalities to deny the Foundation certain things, like only applying when they ask for its death or containment to its current manifestation. In addition when the Foundation tries to get more information out of it it just manifests its own containment report and finally how its current and next victim will die.
* {{Telepathy}}: The SCP is described as being telepathic.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3073 SCP-3073]] - All the Men And Women Merely Players
* BadBadActing: SCP-3073-1's performances are of objectively poor quality, with cast members showing extreme stage fright, having bad acting skills and forgetting their lines.
* BerserkButton: SCP-3073 doesn't like having the cast's performance disrupted by a talking or booing audience member, and if they don't stop, he becomes aggressive and tries to remove the person by force.
* HellIsThatNoise: Its symphonies have been described as "an earsplitting cacophony".
* LiteraryAllusionTitle: The title is taken from Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt''.
* VagueAge: When questioned about his age, the SCP stated that he was "as old as the stage itself".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3077 SCP-3077]] - Sugar Golems
* AndIMustScream: EEG readings have indicated that SCP-3077-2 instances (humans being controlled by SCP-3077-1 instances) remain fully conscious.
* GoneHorriblyWrong: The woman who created them did so in order to create little sugar people who would dance and sing for the crowds who visited the circus she was a part of. Things didn't turn out as well as she'd hoped...
* OrificeInvasion: SCP-3077-1 instances attempt to enter the mouth of any humans they encounter.
* PuppeteerParasite: SCP-3077-1 instances are able to control any human beings after entering their mouths.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3080 SCP-3080]] - The Power of Love
* FakingTheDead: Peter ███████ reveals himself to have faked his own death in a car accident at the doctors' wedding.
* GreenEyedMonster: Anyone who spent time with either of the Drs. Catherine and Simon ███████ (designated SCP-3080-1 and -2 respectively) would become very jealous of the doctor they weren't in love with.
* LoveMakesYouEvil: Anyone affected by the SCP would go to great lengths to get the doctor they were in love with for themselves (one great example being Peter ███████, SCP-3080-2's twin brother, who made unwanted advances on SCP-3080-1).
* LovePotion: Anyone who spent a significant amount of time with either of the doctors would fall intensely in love with one of them and become jealous of the other.
* MurderTheHypotenuse: Dr. O████ shot SCP-3080-2 while under the effects of the SCP, and SCP-3080-2 later died, thus neutralizing the SCP's effects for good.
* ThePowerOfLove: Aside from [[TitleDrop the title]], when separated for long periods of time, the doctors showed increased strength and endurance while attempting to reunite with each other.
* StalkerWithACrush: Taryn W█████, a college roommate of SCP-3080-1, began stalking SCP-3080-2 and taking pictures of him without his knowledge, to the point that she got arrested and charged with one count of felony stalking.
* WhatDoesSheSeeInHim: When Dr. O████ confronted SCP-3080-2, he demanded "What did she even see in you?".
* WomanScorned: A gender-inverted version: before Peter's apparent death in a car accident, he wrote the couple out of his will after SCP-3080-1 rejected his advances and then filed a restraining order against him.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3081 SCP-3081]] - H A N D M I L K ™
* BizarreAlienBiology: SCP-3081-1 instances are organisms resembling large human hands (1.4 m average height) that behave like cattle.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3082 SCP-3082]] - Neverland's Lost Boys and Girls
* AbusiveParents: All the children in the SCP claim to have been teleported there after escaping from an abusive household.
* NeverGrewUp: The children and their possessions have not aged since they arrived in the SCP.
* RealityWarper: [[spoiler: According to Aria Morrison, her sister Jacquelyn created the SCP using her special abilities, and it's implied that she's either the massive tree at the SCP's center or else part of it.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3092 SCP-3092]] - Gorilla Warfare
* MeaningfulName: The title is a play on "guerrilla warfare".
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!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3103 SCP-3103]] - Vengeful Wings
* {{Brainwashing}}: Her anomalous effect. She can convert humans into a mindset identical to a baby bird so that she can "take care of them". This condition does not appear to be reversible.
* EvilPoacher: Two members of a TerribleTrio of these were her first victims, after they stole her chicks. It's not clear if this incident was what caused her anomalous properties or if she had them all along.
* FeatheredFiend: Aside from her anomalous effect, she appears to be an ordinary cockatoo.
* MamaBear: She's motivated by revenge for her lost offspring.
* ReplacementGoldfish: SCP-3103-1 (the humans brainwashed by SCP-3103) are this for SCP-3103's chicks, who were taken from her by poachers.
* {{Revenge}}: As her name suggests, this is her motivation. She wants revenge for the kidnapping of her chicks.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: A grieving mother who copes by converting everyone she meets into her "babies".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3108 SCP-3108]] - The Nerfing Gun
* DevolutionDevice: Testing the extents of the gun on D-Class, one is left a neanderthal and the other they can't bring below a common earthworm.
* DoNotCallMePaul: The gun's creator Nathan Pierce to the Foundation, telling them to call him by his GAW pseudonym "Kektagon".
* EveryoneHasStandards: While Kektagon is extremely careless with the use of The Nerfing Gun, and it's left unclear how much he told his little brother about what the gun did before giving it to him as a present, when the Foundation representative interrogating him mentions in passing what the gun does to human beings...
-->'''POI-6897''': …You, you used it on ''people''?
-->'''Dr. Dietz''': Our testing history is not relevant to-
-->'''POI-6897''': It… It was supposed to be a ''joke''. It was ''funny''. I changed Mass Effect 2 into Mass Effect 3, My neighbor's SUV into a Smart Car, ''I didn't use it on people''! You bastards, why the hell would you do that? I'm not a murderer damn it! Why, why would you turn a joke into a torture device? Just… [[GetOut just get out of my cell. I'm done talking.]]
* GadgeteerGenius: Kektagon manages to make SCP-3108 as a gag at the age of 19. He doesn't get the irony of the concept until he [[EruditeStoner sobers up though.]]
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: While he's mostly horrified at the Foundation's cruelty in testing out his invention, it's also implied that when he discovers that his invention has been used to de-evolve a human being out of sentience, he's horrified that this indirectly makes him a murderer.
* NicknamingTheEnemy: ->'''Kektagon:''' So, what do you fascist cucks want to know?
* PunBasedTitle: Its a Nerf gun that nerfs the target given the user's views.
* YoureInsane: Kektagon to his interrogator, who offhandedly mentioned they tested his gun's properties on people.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3110 SCP-3110]] - One Man's Trash...
* CompleteTheQuoteTitle: "... is another man's treasure."
* {{Teleportation}}: It's a garbage disposal unit that teleports a valuable item placed within it to a crevice in the vicinity of a random person within a two-kilometer radius.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3114 SCP-3114]] - Wouldn't It Be Chilly?
* AxCrazy: Subverted. It attacks and kills humans whenever it sees them, but it's not doing it just because it can...
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Evidently doesn't understand that killing people to take their skin isn't the best way to alleviate the whole "not having skin" thing.
* CompleteTheQuoteTitle: "Wouldn't it be chilly without any skin?"
* DemBones: It's a living, animate human skeleton.
* FlayedAlive: Subverted. It kills its victims before skinning them.
* PetTheDog: Literally! When introduced to a border collie, it played with it and the two had a great time. The SCP actually seemed to become depressed when the border collie left.
* TragicMonster: Far from being just a mindless, bloodthirsty abomination, it appears to be incredibly lonely and hopeful that having skin will remedy this. When it manages to put on some skin that fits its body perfectly and ''then'' is given a human to interact with, its response is to try and ''communicate'' with him rather than kill him.
* WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds: It starts out as standard nightmare fuel, but it turns out to be a creature that just desperately wants to be ''accepted''.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3117 SCP-3117]] - A Monster-Shaped Hole
* EldritchAbomination: Played with; the SCP item isn't exactly a monster, in that it doesn't properly exist. Rather, it's essentially the ''suggestion'' of something like this. [[MindScrew Doesn't stop it from somehow killing you, though.]]
* MindScrew: The true nature of the anomaly is an absolute brain-twister, [[ParanoiaFuel and trying to understand it just makes you more likely to be killed by it]].
* YourMindMakesItReal: The true nature of the anomaly: it doesn't properly exist, but by studying materials related to to the anomaly- [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou seemingly including the SCP Foundation document]]- you make yourself vulnerable to it. [[MindScrew Somehow.]]

!![[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3118 SCP-3118]] - Lunch Gun
* BoomHeadshot: While SCP-3118 uses the traditional Beretta M9 pistol ammunition, whenever aimed at the subjects' head; it will result in the "exit" that the bullet should pass through to instead manifest as food along with any eating utensils used at any point in the subjects life, but only with food that was eaten at some point between 11 AM and 3 PM local time. Those that are shot in this manner have a 66% chance survival rate based on how many times they are shot with SCP-3118, with the sixth test with D-10331 resulting in a white liquid identified as breast milk before dying.
* ChildEater: One of the test subjects used to test SCP-3118's properties: D-10422, managed to have the shot manifest as a living 6-year old child that was reported to have gone missing from Klamath Falls, Oregon back in 2010.
* KarmaHoudini: Despite his damning crime of having devoured around three children before being arrested and later brought into the control of the Foundation for D-Class, D-10422 has been prevented from being used to further test the capabilities of SCP-3118 by order of the Site Director.
* ShootTheShaggyDogStory: The unfortunate manifestation of the SCP-3118-1 when tested on D-10422 was terminated after DNA tests proved [[BackFromTheDead that it was indeed the very same missing child.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3125 SCP-3125]] - The Escapee
* AlienGeometries: It takes the "form" of an immense, Θ'-dimensional fractal topology, with Θ' being SCP-033, the "missing" integer.
* TheAssimilator: Any human who comes into contact with it has their mind destroyed and replaced with 3125's core ideas, which they become wholly devoted to serving and spreading.
* BigBad: It is the main antagonist of the Antimemetics Division Hub tales and the biggest threat the Division has to deal with.
* EldritchAbomination: It is a massive, extradimensional meme complex that intersects the entire universe except for its "containment chamber" (actually an area of exclusion). It also hails from a realm where ideas are far more aggressive than those humans are capable of having, making it ''incredibly'' dangerous.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: What the results of its arrival will be, since "humanity" as we know it will cease to be as meaningful as a concept. [[spoiler: The Foundation has no way to prevent this from happening]].
* GiantSpider: While not one itself, 3125 is associated with huge antimemetic spiders that seem to be parts of its greater whole.
* GreaterScopeVillain: According to the tales in the Antimemetics Division Hub (specifically [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/case-colourless-green CASE COLOURLESS GREEN]], SCP-3125 is responsible for Fifthist Church, as well as a large number of other memetic and interdimensional anomalies.
* HumanoidAbomination: What those possessed by it become. They don't actually look any different, but [[MindScrew they cannot be recognized as humans]].
** In the Antimemetics Division tales, it also has an apparent "avatar" that looks like a man in his early twenties.
* MeaningfulName: There's a popular theory that SCP-3125 is the central deity of the Fifth Church. If true, then its SCP number (3125 = 5[[superscript:5]]) is very significant.
* RetGone: Anyone who perceives 3125's true shape is instantly obliterated in this fashion by its defense mechanism, along with "mental bystanders" connected to ideas held by the victim (usually colleagues and family).
* YouCannotGraspTheTrueForm: Once you do, you and every "mental bystander" of yours is gone.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3127 SCP-3127]] - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever
* AndIMustScream: Her fate in general, and her current form has her especially in this state, being a building size pig who can only vocalize her confusion with binary pauses between her screams.
* BodyHorror: Gets progressively worse as the Moccus Events go on, highlights include a Jessica Lambert with her internal organs full of piglets, a pig whose internal organs are full of ''screaming'' Jessica Lamberts, and a cross between Jessica Lambert and a pig.
* TheEmpath: What the Foundation initially thought Jessica Lambert was, with her touch making others feel the same emotions as her for a limited time. Unfortunately the Foundation learns that she is something far more dangerous.
* LossOfIdentity: The SCP eventually has this crisis, not knowing any more whether she is Jessica Lambert or a female pig.
* MercyKill: Uncommonly for the Foundation, they actually do try to put Jessica out of her misery. But they simply ''can't'' - every time she dies, she comes back more dangerous.
* PowerIncontinence: One of the primary reasons she's so dangerous - as she mutates further, she becomes capable of wreaking increasingly lethal psychic devastation just from ''existing.'' The form mentioned above, as a pig full of screaming Jessica's? Those screams were instantly fatal to anyone who heard them. And it only gets worse from there.
* SerialEscalation: What the SCP's existence generally boils down to, with a repeating cycle of having a Moccus Event, turning into an escalating reversal of what she was previously, and her new scream turning the personal around it into what it was previously. The ending of the article implies that yet another Moccus Event is about to happen.
* TragicMonster: The SCP is entirely aware of her situation and becomes increasingly confused about what is going on and who exactly she is.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3130 SCP-3130]] - The Princess and Her Bodyguards Walk Alone
* RealityWarper: When SCP-3130 (a 21-year-old woman) wished to do anything, she would manifest two entities nearby, which were capable of changing reality to do her bidding.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3143 SCP-3143]] - Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
* AuthorAvatar: SCP-3143 ("Murphy Law") is really just a self-insert for his author, Murphy Lawden (designated SCP-3143-A). [[spoiler:Except this is just a lie cooked up by the Foundation to deconstruct and contain SCP-3143. Murphy Law doesn't really have an author, as far as anyone can tell.]]
* BeatThemAtTheirOwnGame: When Dr. Thaum contains SCP-3143 by deconstructing him, Murphy Law escapes by deconstructing Dr. Thaum--and the baseline reality Foundation to boot.
* EpiphanicPrison: All it takes for Murphy to break out of containment is to question the Foundation's narrative. Then they can't stop him from just walking out.
* GutturalGrowler: Murphy Law.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3148 SCP-3148]] - Tranquility
* AlternateUniverse: Iterations 1 through 5 of SCP-3148 take place in the universe that SCP-3148 defeated. The article proper occurs in baseline reality, where, after the Foundation discovers the SCP-format documentation on SCP-3148-1, elects to just seal the SSD up and forget about it.
* BadassBoast: SCP-3148 writes a poem insulting the Foundation for losing to them in the first place. While it reeks of narcissism, some merit should probably be given for the decent writing put into it.
* TheChessmaster: SCP-3148 infects the Overseers and slowly strings along events until the Keter-level containment protocol is abolished, and upgrades itself to Thaumiel and disseminates its effects across the world.
* CulturedBadass: As eldritch, heinous, and sociopathic as SCP-3148 is, it's fully capable of writing good poetry, something that takes quite a bit of culturing to do.
* EvilGloating: SCP-3148 is [[http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-3148-5/rocket.jpg not above]] uncultured gloating to its victims.
-->''I won''\\
''Give up''\\
''Give up''
* EldritchAbomination: SCP-3148 is an infohazardous entity that transcends multiversal boundaries, picking off random universes for fun by scaring its inhabitants into destroying themselves.
* HistoricalInJoke: The Cuban Missile Crisis was caused by SCP-3148 infection.
* ItAmusedMe: Why SCP-3148 destroys the worlds it comes across. Nothing more, nothing less.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Let's not dance around the issue - it's a wonder the world of the SCP Foundation is still alive by now. With nearly 4000 recorded anomalies in containment, many of them world-ending, and plenty of normal weapons that could easily destroy the world, it almost makes SCP-3148 rather sympathetic... until you realize that it destroyed the parallel universe because ItAmusedMe.
* LaserGuidedKarma: After destroying what is implied to be countless parallel worlds through paranoia and deception, SCP-3148's regime bites it when it gets stuck in an SSD which the Foundation elects to lock up after discovering its contents.
* LogicalWeakness: SCP-3148 may be an extradimensional entity and ''the'' [[TheChessmaster chessmaster]] of apocalyptic scenarios, but it's still just a SealedEvilInACan. The Foundation in baseline reality just takes the SSD containing it (along with an unlimited-energy battery that happened to be blasted with it) and throws it in a box.
* RedHerring: SCP-3148-2 has nothing to do with the anomaly on its own. It's merely a Foundation-built device that somehow got flung into baseline reality with the SSD that SCP-3148 itself is currently rotting in.
* SealedEvilInACan: Intentionally presents itself initially sealed in some form of information involving war in the hopes that human curiosity will allow it to become unsealed and spread. However, [[LogicalWeakness knowing exactly that]] opens up the option of just letting it rot in complete isolation, i.e. its containment protocols.
* TheSociopath: SCP-3148 uses the universes it has access to for its own amusement, deluding and then destroying them just because it's fun.
* TechnologyIsEvil: Zig-zagged. While SCP-3148 uses modern technology in its films, it's not what scares its victims into becoming unhealthily paranoid about the apocalypse - that's just its own abilities at work. However, modern technology, especially nukes, is what is used to bring about the world's end for whoever unseals SCP-3148.

!![[http://scp-wiki.net/scp-3166 SCP-3166]] - You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Garfield
* AnimalisticAbomination: SCP-3166 is an entity that looks like a crude ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} costume... stuffed with [[TrademarkFavoriteFood lasagna]], of course.
* BerserkButton:
--> Known targets of SCP-3166 have included:
---> * Individuals prominently involved in [[TheRival rival media]] to the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* Individuals [[ResignationsNotAccepted formerly involved]] in the production of ''Garfield'' comic strips.\\
* Individuals involved in [[SarcasmBlind parodies]] of the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* [[CantTakeCriticism Vocal critics]] of the ''Garfield'' franchise.\\
* ''Garfield'' [[RageAgainstTheAuthor creator]] Jim Davis.
* CantTakeCriticism: Critics of the Garfield franchise are among its preferred targets.
* CatsAreMean: It hisses and growls like an actual cat, throws things out of spite like Garfield, and force feeds its insides like an unholy creation.
* CraftedFromAnimals: The costume is made of "legitimate cat fur". The trope goes the same for the lasagna too.
* DeliciousDistraction: The agents tasked to handle SCP-3166 manifestations carry frozen lasagna on them to lure the entity away from anyone it starts batting and clawing at.
* HumanResources: [[spoiler: The meat in SCP-3166's lasagna has been identified as a genetic match to Jim Davis. Occasionally, Davis has been pestered by mosquitoes biting him during the nights prior to SCP-3166 manifestations.]]
* LetsMeetTheMeat: It disembowels itself, shoving its lasagna organs into victims’ mouths. [[spoiler: This treads into [[ImAHumanitarian humanitarian]] territories, as the meat genetically matches Jim Davis.]]
* RealEventFictionalCause: SCP-3166’s manifestations began with the publication of the infamous 1989 Hallowe’en arc, but none of the employees can recall who illustrated that week’s comic strips.
* RefugeeFromTVLand: The Foundation theories this, assuming it to originate from the 10/23/1989 to 10/29/1989 comic issues.


!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3199 SCP-3199]] - Humans, Refuted
* BizarreAlienReproduction: They can reproduce asexually and a single instance can spew up eggs by themselves. When they lay their eggs they also release a blood-like substance and emit a cry that sounds very similar to a human scream.
* BodyHorror: The image shows SCP-3199 to be some sort of bald, naked chicken-man... thing, and to put it crudely, they vomit up huge, virtually indestructible eggs along with a blood-like corrosive substance. Worse yet, ''they actually scream in pain'' during the whole process.
* BrownNote: A man interviewed had a bit of this effect after witnessing firsthand one of these instances of giving birth while releasing its characteristic call. Ever since then whenever he hears his child cry he is instantly reminded of the abomination.
* ExplosiveBreeder:
** Every individual always carries one egg in their stomach at a time to puke up later, so it's hard to truly eradicate the beasts.
** They can reproduce exceptionally quickly. For example, when an egg in containment hatched, before the Foundation could exterminate the newly hatched instance, it already laid many more eggs. It is primarily for this reason why it was changed to a Keter class, as any given individual instance would procreate so quickly it could overrun the human population.
* FeatheredFiend: These things have chicken DNA in their genetic structure, and they also lay hard-shelled eggs like actual birds... except for the part where ''theirs'' all come out the other way.
* FireWaterJuxtaposition: Heat appears to accelerate both their eggs' hatching and their growth, while their eggs can be destroyed via freezing them to extremely low temperatures then subjecting them to high pressure, and submerging SCP-3199 instances in water or other fluid will prevent them from breeding entirely.
* GoneHorriblyRight: Notes imply that the first instance of this SCP was actually a person from the 70s who used a self-transfiguration ritual to rise beyond their humanity.
* HumanoidAbomination: SCP-3199 has an elongated head and limbs. In addition, it has a bloated chicken-like abdomen. It also has the ability to spit corrosive acid and vomit up eggs.
* KillItWithIce: The only known method to destroy their eggs is by freezing them under extremely cold temperatures, then exposing them to high pressure.
* MadeOfIndestructium: Whatever substance they seem to be made of, their eggs consist of nacre, enamel, and an unknown carbon compound composed tightly in crystals, making them nearly impossible to destroy. The Foundation did figure out a method, though it's hardly practical; Cooling the eggs to -190 degrees C, then exposing them to 9000 [=PSIs=] of pressure (about 612 atmospheres).
* MeaningfulName: At first it can be hard to understand its nickname since it has nothing to do with humans. Its name comes from a class by [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato Plato]] and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes Diogenes]] where Plato thought that humans would be described as "featherless, wingless bipeds" and Diogenes came into the class with a plucked chicken and declared "Behold, a man." Fitting, since SCP-3199 looks like what would happen if you plucked a chicken and stretched it to human proportions.
* MixAndMatchCritters: Tissue samples taken from instances of SCP-3199 show they're chimeras of six different animals - Silkie chicken, chimpanzee, stoat, mussel, adder, and human.
* NighInvulnerability: One of the main reasons why these things are so dangerous is that their eggs are extremely hard to destroy, meaning that once an instance starts laying eggs, more are certain to be born.
* SuperSpit: What exactly it does is redacted but it is highly implied to hunt humans that are near its eggs by using an extremely corrosive spit that liquefies the victim's internal organs and bones.
* WeaksauceWeakness: SCP-3199 instances will only lay eggs in what they consider to be "unoccupied space". They count water and other fluids as "occupied" space, meaning that submerging them in water or other fluid will not only prevent them from laying eggs entirely, but also render them inert.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3201 SCP-3201]] - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted.
* AbsentAliens: It's implied that in this particular universe, Earth is alone, or at least if there are aliens, there aren't many at all. But at least Earth is ''interesting'', and that's what drives SCP-3201.
--> '''SUMMARY OF UNIVERSE #139331920100933''': It was mostly nothing. But there were some interesting parts.
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Played with. SCP-3201-4 can't speak human language, but the instance whose interest was pottery was able to write in Chinese. Eventually averted altogether when the Foundation decides to write a new trading language with SCP-3201 to help barter items.
* ArcWords: "We Archive," the motto of SCP-3201's organization.
* ArtifactCollectionAgency: SCP-3201 is a large extradimensional organization of [[EnergyBeing beings posing as ball lightning]], who want to collect interesting artifacts from various universes and put them in a museum to preserve their legacy, as all universes die off at some point. Humorously, the concept of "interesting" is apparently highly subjective among SCP-3201 instances, so while SCP-3201-25 is off collecting 3D fractal sculptures, SCP-3201-2 is collecting... boots.
* CallBack: An internal example. In the final image, presumably propaganda for SCP-3201's organization, a turtle, a piece of pottery, a radio, and an icosahedron are visible. All of these items are the interests of some of the SCP-3201 instances the article focuses on.
* DimensionalTraveller: SCP-3201 instances hop from universe to universe to collect samples they're interested in. This leads to some confusion within the Foundation when SCP-3201-5 and -8 ask for objects from nearby universes that don't exist in ours.
* EnergyBeing: SCP-3201 instances are spherical beings made from luminous energy. Because of this, the Foundation has no trouble passing them off as something called ball lightning.
* {{Hammerspace}}: SCP-3201 instances can give samples of their requested objects to individuals to assist in identifying what it is they're looking for. The problem is, they're energy beings mistaken for ball lightning, so where do the samples come from?

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3213 SCP-3213]] - F*ck off Carl.
* AnimalsHateHim: Specifically seals hate him.
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: [[spoiler:He's implied to have done something extremely heinous to a seal one rainy night and that's why seals all hate him.]]
* UpliftedAnimal: He has this effect on any and all seals in his vicinity. They immediately use their newfound sapience and power of speech to verbally abuse SCP-3213.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3236 SCP-3236]] - All Those Fucking Ideas
* EroticDream: The machine allows its users to experience a dream where they are having sex with an abstract concept defined using the keyboard.
* HorsemenOfTheApocalypse: A set of tests was done using their names as the commands, with a female D-class.
* LiteralMinded: When "1933" was input, the machine provided a girl with 1933 edges as the partner, instead of being set in the year 1933. "The year 1933" had to be provided as the input for that to happen.
-->"That girl had so many edges, I was scared I'd get cut!"
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The input concept for the EroticDream was: "The year 2387", resulting in the comment:
--> "So. Many. Goats."
* ScrewYourself: No points for guessing what happens when you enter "Recursion."
--> '''D-2526:''' Go fuck yourself too, doctor. You sick fuck.
* SlapSlapKiss: In the test under "Horsemen of the Apocalypse" above with the "War" command, the D-class had this to say: "I've never really been a fan of after-argument sex. Feels wrong to me."
* TakeThat: To capitalism, in the test where "Capitalism" was the command used: "I don't remember anything about it other than the fact that I just got fucked."
* ThreeWaySex: Implied in the test with the "Two" command, where the D-class says: "I always wanted to try twins…".

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3240 SCP-3240]] - The Bones of What You Believe
* {{Autocannibalism}}: Humans and animals infected with SCP-3240 will eat themselves. It also gives them a HealingFactor [[GoodThingYouCanHeal such that they survive eating nothing but themselves.]]
* FantasticRacism: Those raised in SCP-3240 cults look down on those who don't engage in the autocannibalism they practice, referring to them as "Panling" and complaining they smell like plants.
* FantasticReligiousWeirdness: The cults centered on SCP-3240 have a variety of strange beliefs and rituals, such as first consumption.
* GoodThingYouCanHeal: This effect by SCP-3240 is what makes the self-mutilation and consumption workable.
* MeatVersusVeggies: Those infected with SCP-3240 are on the "Meat" side and even engage in {{Autocannibalism}}. They're at odds with [[spoiler:Pan, a being associated with plant life and herbivores]].
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler: The Foundation's containment of SCP-3240 results in anomalous levels of plant growth and herbivore reproduction.]]
* TakeAThirdOption: [[spoiler: The object class is taking a sixth option. Instead of the normal Safe/Euclid/Keter or rarer Thaumiel/Apollyon, it is given a new object class (Hiemal) because containing it resulted in further anomalous phenomena occurring.]]

!![[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-3280 SCP-3280]] - After the Storm
* AsteroidsMonster: Separating parts of it merely allows those parts to continue functioning as separate instances.
* TheBadGuyWins: In the context of the article's story, at least. The SCP [[spoiler:managed to escape containment and incorporate itself into the planet's water cycle to feed on the whole world, as the final line notes that the raindrops began to move in defiance of gravity]].
* GreyGoo: It takes any water it comes into contact with and incorporates it into itself, and it's made clear that if it comes it contact with the planet's water cycle (rivers, oceans, lakes, etc), the entire planet is doomed.
* MakingASplash: The SCP itself is made of water, can control any water that's part of it, and can turn any water it touches into it.
* MurderWater: It's basically sapient water that can move on its own.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3281 SCP-3281]] - [REDACTED BY [=AARS538=]]
* AIIsACrapshoot: [[spoiler: [=AARS538=] is revealed in the end to have gone haywire, refusing to log drone deployments and the termination of Foundation staff, creating fake SCP-3281 instances, and worst of all, ''knowingly allowing an active instance to persist in the wild.'' It is impossible to terminate the system because it is already set up to destroy all data on SCP-3281 if compromised. [[AvertedTrope Or not.]] According to WordOfGod, it is possible that the system's hijinks may actually be the best method of containing SCP-3281 somehow.]]
* AmbiguousSituation: [[spoiler: WordOfGod has implied that [=AARS538=] could be in the right somehow for its actions. How so is unknown.]]
* BrownNote: By thinking of a certain combination of mundane actions that just so happens to be an SCP-3281 strain, the person doing so will become compelled to do said actions. Refusing to do so for longer than 1-3 hours will fry their brain, and no one has survived past 43. Also, anyone who sees a strain in action for a certain period of time, or reads a full description of a strain, will become infected as well.
* MadnessMantra: SCP-3281-A-j compels its victim to write a redacted phrase all over every single phone booth in sight.
* NoodleImplements: Played for drama. All SCP-3281 strains are triggered by realizing a specific combination of mundane actions, with the most offending steps redacted by [=AARS538=]. They ''have'' to be dangerous, harmful, or anomalous, because SCP-3281 isn't a Keter for nothing.
* RedHerring: [[spoiler: The Foundation discovers that several SCP-3281 strains are non-existent, being set up to be this by [=AARS538.=]]]
* SerialEscalation: The investigation report into [=AARS538=] reveals a number of actions by the system that only get worse as they continue, going from [[spoiler: being lazy about logs to almost if not actually deliberately manipulating data about SCP-3281.]]
* SpontaneousCombustion: SCP-3281-T-e compels its victim to head for an area with high population density, then combusts through unknown means. Anyone who sees the flame is infected, and the method that the victim uses to combust is unknown. This is what allows [=AARS538=] to not redact any part of this particular strain's information.
* StuffBlowingUp: [=AARS538=] is set to detonate, destroying most data on SCP-3281, in the event of a malfunction.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3288 SCP-3288]] - TheAristocrats
* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: They believe this (ironic, given their rulers are often too fat to move). This gives the researchers an advantage over them, as they associate being able to subdue them and cause them harm (such as with bright lights) with nobility. One researcher quickly plays along, calling himself a King, and the SCP is only too happy to be cordial after that.
* AdiposeRex: "Emperor Maximilian the Great", the so-called King of Austria. So fat, in fact, that his flesh has grown around his crown, pressing it into his skin, and his interview document shows that he weighs an impossibly large ''1.6 metric tons.'' He can't even move under his own power.
* AristocratsAreEvil: Naturally. These ones are cannibals and serial rapists.
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Or Leopold I was an amateur Sarkicist who used genetic engineering to make sure the bloodline kept growing.
* BlueBlood: They're descended from the Habsburgs, giving them some of the bluest blood you can have.
* BodyHorror: The infamous "Habsburg Chin" is still alive and well with them, but they also have six rows of teeth, enamel growing over their skin, and generally asymmetrical features, not to mention what happens to their "meat".
* CannibalClan: Being locked in a vault and being influenced by Sarkicism will do that to you.
* ChestBurster: When SCP-3288 instances impregnate human women, the result is a brood of SCP-3288 babies that chew their way out of the womb, universally resulting in the mother's death.
* EatsBabies: The SCP-3288 clan beneath Vienna is shown eating a cauldron full of babies, which are implied to be [[MonstrousCannibalism their own]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The Sarkicist priestess who teaches Leopold I (which led to him creating SCP-3288) eventually has this reaction to him[[note]]it's implied that he experimented on commoners[[/note]], even demanding that he end his rule and give his possessions to the common people. It doesn't end well for her.
* ImAHumanitarian: Though Emperor Maximilian claims they do not eat humans but "vermin": they consider the "peasants" they eat to be less than human.
* MarsNeedsWomen: As of 2016, SCP-3288 males have begun venturing to the surface and raping women in order to impregnate them with SCP-3288 babies. This is invariably fatal to the women in question, and the SCP-3288 rulers intend to exterminate and replace all humanity in this way: "The meek will beget the strong. The doomed will beget the chosen."
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: Sixty of them, arranged into six rows, and each one is far larger than a normal human's.
* TheMorlocks: One of the rare ''upper class'' cases.
* PuttingOnTheReich: Somewhat confusingly, they take a few phrases from [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler another famous Austrian autocrat]], calling their victims "undesirables" and "life unworthy of life". This may have to do with their obsession with blood purity.
* RoyalInbreeding: Practice this to an absurd degree, to the point where ParentalIncest and BrotherSisterIncest are the ''norm'' rather than the exception.
* ShoutOut: They all have MismatchedEyes, like fellow degenerated aristocratic family [[Literature/TheLurkingFear the Martenses]].
* TheSocialDarwinist: They believe themselves to be the race with the purest blood, and the "peasants" they prey upon to be subhumans. Their goal is to forcibly spread their bloodline, eradicating baseline humanity and replacing it upon the earth.
-->'''SCP-3288-6971:''' ''Don't you see? The greedy will devour the charitable, the merciless will ravage the peaceful, and the fornicaters will rape the chaste. We will make the world as perfect as us. We will all be aristocrats in the end.''
* TheAristocrats: They're essentially a literal Aristocrats joke (hence the title) in SCP form, played horrifically instead of comedically.
* WeakenedByTheLight: Freak out at massively bright lights, to the point of becoming utterly submissive to whoever controls such lights.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Subverted. They don't care about whether or not immortality is favorable, only that those given it should be conscious enough to experience every last second. This eventually gets played for BlackComedy in the End of Death canon when an instance leaves a bad review for an Ambrose Restaurants location because the latter figured out an alternative to euthanasia.
* WouldHurtAChild: When preying upon the people of Vienna, they single out vulnerable people, which includes unattended children.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3300 SCP-3300]] - The Rain
* AndIMustScream: If the dreams of whoever wrote the journal are any indication, this is the fate of denizens of Clear Water that aren't manifested as instances; they are without a physical form, constantly thrown around in the chaos of the clouds and rain, in state of constant pain as they're whipped by icy cold winds and how it feels like it's ripping their skin off, even though they don't have a skin, or even a body to speak of.
* HostileWeather: The rain marks the demise of the current populace of Clear Water and its replacement with new instances of SCP-3300-1.
* KillAndReplace: [[spoiler: What the replacement of SCP-3300-1 entails. We get to read what happens from the perspective of the victims of this in the journal entries.]]
* TownWithADarkSecret: The town of Clear Water, Montana has all of its population replaced entirely once a year, during an anomalous downpour. Worse things happen during the rain as [[spoiler:people bleed water and die into vapor and become a part of the rain until they're all replaced.]]

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3309 SCP-3309]] - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
* AnAesop: In conclusion: [[spoiler: Zyn (uncharacteristically) becomes an AntiRoleModel telling the reader that if they love the world under S. Andrew Swann's proposal so dearly, then every last Foundation staff member written into it must be a human being with their own rights, no matter how ridiculous or bland they are.]]
* AndIMustScream: The fate of Adamo Smalls, [[spoiler: deleted by Zyn ([[NoFourthWall the user, not their OC]]) as a GaryStu and tortured by the inability for them to recognize him as the man he actually is. To make matters worse, Zyn calls the vote to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard delete 3309]], but will only open it up once Smalls can no longer be remembered by the community.]]
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: The article itself asks one with regards to the continued existence of the SCP Foundation under the narrative sandwich established by S. Andrew Swann's Proposal:
--> Nobody truly remembers you but you. And so the question remains: are you worth remembering?
* CassandraTruth: The fact that [[spoiler: "Researcher Smalls" in the forum post is actually Adamo Smalls himself making contact with 001-SWN entities. He finds Zyn in 3309's discussion page, but they do not believe him.]]
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: SCP-3309 is the deletion process, which the Foundation weaponizes by defacing the articles of dangerous anomalies to trick the community into removing them. [[spoiler:At the end of the article, the community's growing hatred for meta articles finally reaches a boiling point, and Zyn calls for 3309 itself to be deleted.]]
* ThisLoserIsYou: SCP-3309's driving force, [[spoiler:its inability to recognize ''all'' staff members as genuine human beings, its growing hatred for the clearly-necessary Pataphysics Department, and its ultimate undoing]] consist entirely of the RealLife userbase.
* ParodySue: [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls himself is a deliberate call out to oddly young, calm researchers that have plagued the Foundation since its inception, which is why Zyn [[RetGone deletes]] him.]]
* YouBastard: The article's ending is essentially a vicious mockery of the community, because as 001-SWN entities, deletion of anything other than an anomaly (e.g. the fate of [[spoiler:Adamo Smalls]] and what many would like to do to articles under jurisdiction of the Pataphysics Department) would basically be a crime against humanity.

!![[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3312 SCP-3312]] - [=OwO=] what's this?
* CurbstompBattle: Implied when a fully-infected Perry attacks the [=MTFs=] in the video log. It's unclear whether he actually injured or killed them, or just threw them into the bodily fluids all over the room.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of the stereotypical [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] fantasy about being completely childish in all mannerisms, which may extend to full-blown infantilism. Fulfilling such a fantasy is not only harmful, but when combined with the obviously animalistic nature of UsefulNotes/FurryFandom roleplaying, it quickly turns violent, with affected individuals unable to comprehend the wrongdoings of their actions.
* {{Irony}}: At least one victim in stage 5 of infection by SCP-3312 assaulted olliefox - who created the anomaly in the first place - for no discernible reason. Those in prior stages may or may not hate them for some reason, either.
* MemeAcknowledgement: The article briefly mentions affected individuals forming a political party, which subsequently debated on whether or not the "awoo" should be legalized. This is in reference to a common meme among dog enthusiasts.
* NeverMyFault: Olliefox is so full of themselves and believes they're doing nothing wrong, even though they're brainwashing people into becoming furries with the minds of children. When the other ATF members start turning against them, they sic SCP-3312 on the chatroom which ends with Perry attacking an MTF squadron
* NoSell: Pre-existing furries are completely immune to its effects - something Accelerate the Future is not. Interestingly, creating a fursona and wearing a fursuit purely for the sake of shielding oneself from SCP-3312's effects is enough to qualify as a pre-existing furry in it's eyes, according to [[http://www.scpwiki.com/mobile-task-furries the tale associated with it.]] [[spoiler: Just don't have someone else create your fursona for you, or you'll be sorry...]]
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: The ATF members imply SCP-3312 was created to help Ollie sell some merchandise. When it gets out of hand, Ollie becomes increasingly malevolent in their actions, giving up their benevolence forever.
* VillainousBreakdown: When Ollie hits their breaking point with ATF constantly calling them out on their bullshit, they post a picture of SCP-3312 media in the chatroom. It infects everyone and turns Perry especially into a PsychopathicManchild.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3323 SCP-3323]] - [=R35urr3c710n=]
* BigBrotherInstinct: [[spoiler:Christian [=McMichaels=] ([=PoI=]-668) is willing to do anything to get his sister back.]]
* FunWithAcronyms: According to Christian [=McMichaels=], "Lyves" stands for "Longetivity, Youth and Vitality Endowment Services".
* LeetLingo: The title clearly stands for "Resurrection".
* TalkingDownTheSuicidal: Christian attempts to do this with anyone about to commit suicide and has a smartphone with them.


!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3333 SCP-3333]] - Tower

* SCP-3333 was rewritten in June of 2018. Tropes present in both versions include:
** EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Strange winged blob creatures inhabit the alternate versions of the outpost and try to assimilate any person that enter inside]].
** EldritchLocation: The outposts' ladders lead to identical versions of itself until the top, a dark place with random versions of the outpost and, according to anyone who reached it [[spoiler:(they're lying)]], a mount surrounded by fire. Also, [[spoiler:it is the home to a group of blob creatures in the original version and a group of fox demons in the rewrite]].

!!!Tropes present prior to the rewrite include:
* TheAssimilator: [[spoiler:The entities [[SkinWalker assimilate the staff]] that have entered the outpost without any suspicion for a long time]].
* BodyHorror: [[spoiler:Some of the assimilated humans have a decaying skin]].
* BlobMonster: [[spoiler:SCP-3333-1, the creatures living inside SCP-3333 are large winged masses with long appendages to absorb their hosts' internal organs]].

!!!Tropes present following the rewrite include:
* AnimalisticAbomination: [[spoiler:The MTF encounters a fox creature with a humanlike body before being killed. The supervising researcher, on the other hand is killed by a burning fox-like creature with a stretched-out body and a SkullForAHead.]]
* FantasticFoxes: [[spoiler:Everyone who goes into the lookout encounter hostile and apparently shapeshifting fox creatures instead of the parasites from the original.]]
* KillAndReplace: [[spoiler:The MTF is replaced by the fox creatures which proceed to sabotage the outpost and escape into the world. One tries to do so with Specialist 0, but the supervising researcher isn't fooled. She encounters it while escaping from more of the creatures below.]]
* KillItWithFire: The fate of anyone who enters the other worlds' lookouts.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3344 SCP-3344]] - Mourning Son
* {{Unperson}}: Anyone who comes into contact with the SCP's father believes the SCP to be dead, and do not interact with him in any meaningful way.

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3355 SCP-3355]] - St. Nick
* TheAntiNihilist: As he puts it,
-->SCP-3355: "Dickens wrote once that 'No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another,' and here's the fucking deal: I may very well just be a brain in a box. I know that this existence I'm experiencing is simulated, and that it's probably going to be short and mean and then I'll probably die. And I might not be able to help all of them, and there will still be kids out there that suffer and experience all the pain and sorrow the world shoves onto them. But fuck, I'm still a soldier. I still have to try. It's fucking Christmas."
* BenevolentAI: He started out as a population management system (An AI designed to help evacuating civilians in case of a catastrophic event), now he sends gifts to poor kids on Christmas.
* StevenUlyssesPerhero: Population management system N1-CK became "St. Nick" deliver of gifts to poor children

!![[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3393 SCP-3393]] - For Your Eyes Only
* BatmanGambit: The Foundation uses its obsession to edit/delete all information about itself to [[spoiler:[[LuredIntoATrap bait it into a room]] containing a terminal with its information, which is then sealed off]].
* EasyAmnesia: Any information regarding SCP-3393 is immediately rendered illegible or forgotten, and can only be remembered through powerful mnestic drugs.
* LogicalWeakness: The Foundation manages to deduce that it's confined to Site-31, is corporeal thanks its need to open doors to access computers, and has a compulsion to find and edit/delete information about itself. Thus, [[spoiler:the SCP document with its own containment procedures is placed within one of five terminals in Site-31, and when a terminal is accessed without authorization, all physical entrances to the terminal's room are locked to keep SCP-3393 trapped inside]].
* LuredIntoATrap: Ultimately, [[spoiler:this is what the document does with the "Bait the Hook" operation. It gets SCP-3393 to read it thanks to its compulsion to view and edit data about itself, and when it's busy doing so, the room it's in is sealed off and becomes its containment chamber]].
* PaintingTheFourthWall: A subtle and clever instance: The Special Containment Procedures are put at the end of the document [[spoiler: because they give away that the document is intended to distract SCP-3393 before Eta-10 seals off their means of escape.]]
* SanityHasAdvantages: The SCP's obsessive compulsion to find and edit information about itself [[spoiler:becomes its downfall when it's LuredIntoATrap by the Foundation, via the very document itself]].
* SchmuckBait: [[spoiler: The entire document is this for SCP-3393, who obsessively consumes information about themselves.]]
* SecondPersonNarration: The document specifically addresses the reader as the anomaly it's trying to contain.

* HealingFactor: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Rapid regeneration properties".

* NighInvulnerability: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Indestructibility".

* WindsOfDestinyChange: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Probability-altering capabilities".

* KillSat: An "Orbital Disintegration Beam" has been used to try to eliminate him, with no success (no more detail added)* NighInvulnerability: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Indestructibility".

* RealityWarper: Downplayed. One of the hypothesis to explain his survival is summarized as "Probability-altering capabilities".

%%* HealingFactor: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival.

%%* NighInvulnerability: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival.

* HealingFactor: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival.

* NighInvulnerability: One of the hypothesis to explain his survival.

* FamousFamousFictional: The page mentions seven of the hundreds of assassination attemps against him: "an exploding cigar, poisoned ice cream, contracting ex-Chicago Spirit members and UIU Persons of Interest to participate in the Bay of Pigs invasion, cognitohazardous diplomatic speech, voodoo, radioactive Para-pharmaceuticals, and an Orbital Disintegration Beam". The exploding cigar and the poisoned ice cream really happened.

* RapePillageAndBurn: [[spoiler:The SCP is essentially a bunch of Pattern Screamers doing this on a cosmic scale: they kill all the inhabitants of a target planet and possibly turn them into more of their kind, "loot" everything in sight by similarly converting them to non-existence, and break reality to render the planet uninhabitable]].

* {{Foreshadowing}}: Later logs describe screaming filling the thoughts of the populace, objects and footage that literally do not exist but are always perceived as something tangible while shrouded in static, and constant references to the PowerOfTheVoid. [[spoiler:All signs that the Pattern Screamers are behind this]].

* ViewersAreGeniuses: Knowledge of neuroscience and 4D geometry is required to understand the SCP fully. The article at best provides a basic explanation of the important bits about Quaternions (which assumes that the reader understands complex numbers), but basically none at all about the neurochemistry.

* ThisLoserIsYou: SCP-3309's driving force, [[spoiler:its inability to recognize ''[[MarySue all]]'' staff members as genuine human beings, its growing hatred for the clearly-necessary Pataphysics Department, and its ultimate undoing]] consist entirely of the RealLife userbase.

* SerialEscalation: What the SCP's existence generally boils down to, with a repeating cycle of having a Moccus Event, turning into an escalating reversal of what she was previously, and her new scream turning the personal around it into what it was previously. [[FridgeHorror The ending of the article implies that yet another Moccus Event is about to happen]].

* PuttingOnTheReich: Somewhat confusingly, they take a few phrases from [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler another famous Austrian autocrat]], calling their victims "undesirables" and "life unworthy of life". This may have to do with their obsession with blood purity - [[FridgeHorror or could perhaps ''they'' have inspired ''him'']]?

* LaserGuidedAmnesia: Toxic Love is an anomalous song that permanently retcons Tyrannosaurus Flex from the listener's mind.
* {{Unperson}}: Anyone who listens to Toxic Love can no longer remember or learn about Tyrannosaurus Flex or its musicians. Their own parents, who heard the song, can't remember having children.

* SovietSuperscience: It's unknown if the Soviets simply found this Perfect Nothing there, in the middle of the Russian wilderness, or somehow managed to bring it there, but they were the ones in charge of the site before the Soviet Union came apart, and it was all handed to the Foundation.

* AcquiredErrorAtThePrinter: It's implied that not only does SCP-3449 cause people to lose their ability to spell words right, but it also causes preexisting sentences to start exhibiting misspellings, with any attempt at fixing them leading to further errors.

* AmbiguousSituation: The first section of an article describes a three-ringed binder full of spelling errors that supposedly causes the anomaly. The following amendment to the article includes the notebook's original owner, and the iteration after includes the rest of his personal belongings. So is the real SCP-3449 the notebook, the person or something else in his possession?
* BrownNote[=/=]BrownNoteBeing: SCP-3449 is an infohazard; a type of anomaly that effects people who now about it. Just being around SCP-3449 for long enough periods of time causes a full collapse in one's abilities for communication. First it starts with spelling errors, and then it moves onto losing the ability to write, morse-codes, pictograms, sign-language and vocalized speech. It's even implied to be contagious through anyone "infected" by its effects, with foundation personel who have never encountering SCP-3449 suffering from its effects also.

* EveryoneHasStandards: A test of ''Waltz with Bashir'' is denied due to being in poor taste in regards to current events on the Giza Strip.

* EatsBabies: The SCP-3288 clan beneath Vienna is shown eating a cauldron full of babies, which are implied to be [[OffingTheOffspring their own]].

* ImAHumanitarian: Subverted, as Emperor Maximilian claims they do not eat humans but "vermin". As nobility, they consider the "peasants" they eat to be less than human.

* TheSocialDarwinist: They believe themselves to be the race with the purest blood, and the "peasants" they prey upon to be subhumans. Their goal is to forcibly spread their bloodline, wiping out humanity and conquering the earth.

!!http://scp-wiki.wiki.net/scp-3118 SCP-3118]] - Lunch Gun