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!Main Characters
!!The Band of Boobs

[[folder:Hardwon Surefoot]]
!!Hardwon Surefoot
!!! Played by: [[WebVideo/JakeAndAmir Jake Hurwitz]]
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hardwon.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The Bastard of the Mountain (Art by Caldwell Tanner)]]
-->'''Race''': Human [[spoiler: Episode 61-70: Vampire]] [[spoiler: As of episode 70: Half-elf]]
-->'''Class''': Fighter (Champion)[[spoiler: No Multiclass]]

->''"Watch this."''

The Bastard of the Mountain, a human fighter raised by dwarves. Thick of calf and quad, 6 foot 6 of muscle and beard. The Great Axe of Irondeep, Pride of the Dwarfanage, The Oft Dead. Having dug further into the Irondeep Mountains than any man or dwarf before him, Hardwon believes his next great adventure lies above ground, and has set off to see the world.
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* AnAxeToGrind: His primary weapon is a battle axe named '[[ICallItVera Gemma]],' after his childhood 'girlfriend.' [[spoiler: He gives the axe to Ulfgar, one of the Legendary Heroes, and now wields the Kingshammer (later re-dubbed the Queenshammer in honor of Gemma).]]
* AttackAttackAttack: As a fighter, it's what he's good at. It also means he frequently finds himself falling unconscious or even dying, as he tends to neglect self-preservation in the name of dealing damage, which leads to one of his [[RedBaron appellations]]: "The Oft-Dead."
* BadassBaritone: Dude's got a deep voice.
* BadassBeard: Not only does he have a big thick one, it's also a trait he finds very attractive in women, due to his dwarven upbringing.
* TheBigGuy: Physically large and imposing.
* CatchPhrase: "Watch this!"[[note]] Humorously, whenever he says this there is a [[EpicFail high chance of him actually screwing up.]] [[/note]]
* CelibateHero: Despite his masculine posturing, he is really out of the game when it comes to sex. [[spoiler: An All-Seeing God reveals that he's a virgin.]]
* CriticalHitClass: As a Champion Fighter, Hardwon crits not only on natural 20s, but also on dice rolls of 19 and later 18, which means he can put out huge amounts of damage through critical hits, especially when he's rolling with advantage.
* DarkSecret: [[spoiler: He's addicted to R. Caine.]]
* DumbMuscle: Acts pretty dumb, and not all of it is acting.
* DisappearedDad: Was raised in a Dwarfanage.
* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Takes him a couple episodes to really understand how to use his Action Surge class feature. If he remembered it more, he'd probably not get into as many near-death situations.
* HeroicBuild: Like a brick house.
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Boasts about being the "Pride of the Dwarfanage," and has a lot of self-announced achievements under his belt. As more is revealed about his backstory, he reveals more insecurities.
* [[spoiler: {{Reincarnation}}:]] [[spoiler:Hardwon is reincarnated by Moonshine into a half-elf to save him from vampirism.]]
* TheMagnificent: Known as "The Bastard of the Mountain," which he announces with pride. Amusingly, no one has ever heard of him.
* PlatonicLifePartners: With Moonshine. She'd be the perfect woman if she just had a beard.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Moonshine Cybin]]
!!Moonshine Cybin
!!! Played by: [[Website/CollegeHumor Emily]] [[WebVideo/Dimension20 Axford]]
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/moonshine.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Fungal Queen and her Scramblin' Boy (Art by Caldwell Tanner)]]
-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
-->'''Class''': Druid (Circle of Spores)[[spoiler: /Barbarian]]

->''"Oh, Melora."''

Crick elf Druid and heir to the Crick Mee Maw. Her people were ostracized by the High Elves to the dank shores of the Crick, where they set up their stumps and threw a rager of a crawdaddy boil. Lover of fungus and ambassador of decay. Purveyor of fine hospitality and even finer vengeance. Known for her jambalaya, gumbo, wrasslin', and lawyerin'. Freckled, ferocious, and dangerously fertile.

Moonshine is accompanied by her loyal oppossum and scribe, Paw Paw Gump, who is known for his fine scramblin' and his excellent lawyerin'.
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* BrainlessBeauty: She's hot, but she can't read.
** Subverted. While she's extremely BookDumb (to the point of being illiterate for much of the campaign) and as prone to bouts of idiocy as the others, Moonshine has proven herself to be quite wise and is often the first party member to figure out a puzzle or troubling situation.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Tweaks her nipples to commune with her god.
* GagBoobs: Is described as "incredibly fertile."
* LoyalAnimalCompanion: Paw Paw Gump, a scramblin' oppossum.
* NeverLearnedToRead: Originally implied to be a result of her upbringing, but later revealed to have been a personal choice. [[spoiler: [[ReadingIsCoolAesop She eventually asks Bev for some help to teach herself.]]]]
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: A trait of Crick Elves.
* OurElvesAreDifferent: A [[CloseKnitCommunity Crick]] Elf, a group of high elves cast out of Gladehome.
** Other odd traits about her, and elves in this world, is that they age similarly to humans, as she is said to be in her 20s.
* ParentalIssues: [[spoiler:Recently learned her father was a High Elf, to her horror.]]
* PlatonicLifePartners: With Hardwon.
* ProudBeauty: Finds herself pretty hot.
* TeamMom: Moonshine has a warm, nurturing, and hospitable personality, and she frequently finds herself caring for Bev and Hardwon both in battle and out of it. She learned a lot of it from watching Mee-Maw, who's the TeamMom for the ''entire'' Crick Elf community.
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[[folder:Beverly Toegold V]]
!!Beverly Toegold V
!!! Played by: [[{{WebVideo/Drawfee}} Caldwell]] [[{{WebVideo/Drawga}} Tanner]]
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bev_0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:A Good Boy (Art By Caldwell)]]
-->'''Race''': Halfling
-->'''Class''': Paladin (Green Knight)

->''"Callooh Callay!"''

A teenaged "City Halfling" from the Cloud-wreathed summit of Upper Galaderon. Beverly is part of the Green Teens, a group of junior paladins who strive to honor the Order of the Ancients, and also collect as many merit patches as possible. He hopes to one day become a full-fledged Green Knight like his father before him; but for now he'll settle with trying to keep his new scoutmasters from getting brutally murdered by all manner of man and monster.
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* {{Adorkable}}: A sweet, nerdy boy who loves reading books and graphic scrolls (the Bahumian version of comic books), being a Green Teen and worshiping Pelor.
* AgeAppropriateAngst: While fighting to save the world, Beverly also deals with questions about his relationship and desperately wants to reunite his family.
* BattleTrophy: Likes collecting the teeth of fallen enemies.
* ButtMonkey: Often by his own machinations. See his attempt to attract a Bullywog with a mating call, or pulling a prank on a god.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Begins as a "Green Teen", a [[ScoutOut Scout-like]] organization which trains young paladins. Eventually, he levels up to a full "Green Knight," with appropriate changes to his maturity.
* DorkKnight: A total nerd who gets excited about Green Teen jamboreens and serving the light of Pelor, but is also an incredibly powerful paladin.
* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: [[spoiler: Tries to trick an omniscient god with a vomit-berry. He is almost immediately blown off an impossibly tall watch tower, and liquifies his legs on impact.]]
* {{Hobbits}}: Is a halfling from a wealthy society presided over by the young "boy-king." A lot of his interactions with his family makes it seem like they are an upper middle-class, contemporary American society.
* ParentalIssues: [[spoiler:His father makes a deal with Akarot to protect the Summer Court, with Queen Ezra cruelly suggesting the deal had to be made because the party was weak. Bev doesn't take it well.]]
* ScoutOut: A Green Teen. To understand their deal, look no further than their oath.
-->''"A teen of green is never mean''
-->''our souls sublime, our hearts pristine''
-->''and at all times we stay serene''
-->''to glean the sheen of light unseen!"''
* TheSmartGuy: Only party member who likes reading and learning.
%%* TookALevelInBadass: After his promotion to Green Knight.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Balnor the Brave]]
!!Balnor the Brave
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': Halfling
-->'''Class''': Fighter

A halfling fighter who joins the party when the Band of Boobs come across a travelling salesman with a Deck of Many Things. When Beverly pulls the Knight card, it grants him a fighter of his race that is dedicated to protecting and serving Beverly.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: To Moonshine, after she kisses him in an attempt to save him and escape from a pair of murderous succubi. For a while, Balnor is under the delusion that he and Moonshine are dating in spite of Moonshine's vocal and emphatic objection to the contrary.
* BumblingDad: Technically a ParentalSubstitute to Beverly, but the principle is the same. His milquetoast, bungling personality makes him come off as a real square sometimes.
* ButtMonkey: The Band of Boobs don't have a very high opinion of him at first, and so relegate him to menial jobs like holding their bags while making jokes about his bland tastes and his dorky dad-like behavior. This treatment lessens over time as Balnor proves to be more useful and the Boobs begin to enjoy his company, but occasionally jokes are made at his expense.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Balnor may a real goober most of the time but proves to be a talented fighter, first during the Band's adventure in the Crick when he kills a pair of giant snakes and over time saves the Boobs on more than one occasion. Reaches its apex at the end of the "Hellfire Chronicles" arc, when he [[spoiler: ''kills Akarot''.]]
* {{GMPC}}: A member of the Band of Boobs commandeered by Murph, the DM.
* PapaWolf: Initially, Balnor and Beverly's relationship is that of a knight and dedicated servant. Over time their bond deepens and as Beverly unofficially adopts him as a second dad Balnor genuinely comes to love Beverly as if he were his own child. This extends to protecting Beverly more fiercely in battle, becoming genuinely furious whenever Bev is put in danger.
** [[spoiler: Balnor was also a loving (if slightly stern) and protective father to his own son, Bobby. When he faces the Hounds, the gang of drow bounty hunters that [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble will have killed]] him, Balnor gets deadly serious and holds nothing back.]]
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Tuna. It's initially a source of humor that the rest of the party roasts him for, but becomes a ChekhovsGag when [[spoiler: they play a game with a hag where she poses as one of the party and is immediately exposed when she incorrectly guesses Balnor's favorite food as chicken]].
** Also Bud Heavy beer to a lesser extent.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: An InvokedTrope. [[spoiler: Alanis chose Balnor to join the Band of Boobs precisely because his help would be minor yet integral at the same time. He would aid the party enough to tip battles in their favor so they don't get killed, but not enough to outshine them. This prevents them from relying on Balnor and the Boobs would grow on their own, both as people and as adventurers. His presence also doesn't risk Thiala noticing the party too early and eliminating them as a potential threat, unlike in timelines when Alanis joined the Band of Boobs and got them killed when Thiala sent Chosen to kill them before they got too powerful]].
* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: Balnor is revealed in "The Nannerfly Effect" [[spoiler:to have come from a BadFuture where the forces of evil have triumphed that Alanis is actively trying to prevent. Alanis initially approached Balnor to conscript him into travelling back in time to aid the Band of Boobs in the fight against the Chosen and the forces of Hell, but he refused. After his entire village was raided and killed by evil fey, Balnor agreed to travel back so he could prevent his family's death from ever happening]].
* StoutStrength: Balnor is a BigEater and the Band of Boobs joke that he's got a bit of a gut-- a diet of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood mostly tuna sandwiches and Budweisers]] [[RealityEnsues will do that to you]]-- but by late campaign he's been fighting for his life (and following Hardwon's workout regimen) for a long time, and he's quite muscular.
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!! Guest Party Members

[[folder:Stunkbug]]
!! Stunkbug
!!! Played by: [[Series/AdamRuinsEverything Adam Conover]]

-->'''Race''': Half-orc
-->'''Class''': Fighter (Eldritch Knight)

A bounty hunter the Band of Boobs encounters in the city of Ezry.
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* ComicBookFantasyCasting: Stunkbug is described by Adam and the other players as "orc [[{{Series/Frasier}} Frasier Crane]]."
* CulturedBadass: A well-groomed half-orc who wears custom tailored armor, a velvet turtleneck sweater and has a finely furnished apartment, who is also a professional bounty hunter.
* FakeMemories: [[spoiler: A lot of his current personality and memories of his past life are revealed to have been implanted by Professor Duttle in an attempt to use Stunkbug to take out his enemies]].
* MagicKnight: Is of the Eldritch Knight subclass of Fighter, so in addition to his martial abilities Stunkbug is capable of casting spells.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Stunkbug loves tapas. He apparently has not had a full, proper meal in years.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tonathan Tinkle]]
!! Tonathan Tinkle
!!! Played by: [[{{WebVideo/Drawfee}} Nathan Yaffe]]

-->'''Race''': Gnome
-->'''Class''': Wizard (School of Divination)/Cleric (Arcana Domain)

A gnome wizard the party scoops (basically kidnaps) up on their way out of Ezry.
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* {{Adorkable}}: Shares Beverly's love of graphic scrolls and admiration of the Legendary Heroes and is a shy, adorable sweetheart.
* TheCutie: Why the Band of Boobs scoop him up in the first place. As they are escaping Ezry, the party sees cute little Tonathan trundling along in an adorable steampunk style dune buggy and decide to help him get where he's going faster by literally unseating him from his ride.
* ExtremeDoormat: Accepts Moonshine scooping him from his buggy with only minor protest, under the impression that this sort of thing happens all the time while out adventuring.
* PhotographicMemory: The third eye he gains after becoming leader of the Monks of the Unseen Eye grants him the ability to perfectly recall anything he's ever read.
* {{Seer}}: A Divination wizard who is able to alter the future with his Portent ability - where Nathan can substitute any roll made with one he has recorded beforehand - which has come in handy many times for the Band of Boobs.
* TakingUpTheMantle: Tonathan inherits the position of leader of the Monks after [[spoiler: Uku, the previous leader is killed when the party destroy the Watchman]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Apple Scrumper]]
!! Apple Scrumper
!!! Played by: Siobhan Thompson

-->'''Race''': Field Elf
-->'''Class''': Barbarian (Path of the Totem Warrior)

A field elf and champion mud-boarder the Boobs encounter while on vacation in Smuggler's Bounty. Also a distant cousin to Moonshine, who is a big fan of her mud-boarding career.
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* AnArmAndALeg: [[spoiler: Apple loses an arm when Akarot tricks her into touching a Sphere of Annihilation]].
* TheBerserker: A barbarian with a hot temper who loves getting into a scrap.
* UsefulNotes/BritishAccents: Siobhan plays Apple with a West Country accent, similar to the villagers from ''Film/HotFuzz''.
* CountryCousin: A Field Elf - elves similar to Crick elves but are from the rural countryside of Bahumia - who is also Moonshine's ninth cousin, five times removed.
* PassionateSportsGirl: A professional and semi-famous mud-boarder (the Field Elf equivalent of snowboarding) whose career Moonshine follows.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Deadeye]]
!![[spoiler: Vance]] "Deadeye" Cybin
!!! Played by: [[WebVideo/Dimension20 Brennan Lee Mulligan]]

-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
-->'''Class''': Rogue/Fighter (Gunslinger)

An undead gunslinger who joins the party when they arrive in Shadowfell.
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* AntiHero: Having been stuck in bleak and hopeless Shadowfell for so long, Deadeye has been forced to do unscrupulous things to survive. The Band of Boobs discovers that he's [[spoiler: working with both the Montgomerys and the Knights of Penance]], the former of which results in Hardwon [[spoiler: getting turned into a vampire]].
* DiedHappilyEverAfter: After accomplishing his mission and [[spoiler: stopping the Montgomerys, Deadeye is able to finally rest in peace. After wishing the party goodbye and telling his sister Moonshine he loves her, his spirit returns to the Crick where he dies [[GoOutWithASmile with a smile on his face]]]].
* TheGunslinger: A crack shot with his pistol first introduced blowing off a monster's head and then shooting a tiny mayo nut out of the air. His entire aesthetic leans toward the classic Western gunslinger archetype with his drawling Southern accent, {{Cowboy}} attire and anti-heroic personality.
* ICallItVera: Has names for his guns: his pistol is "Luanne" and his rifle is "Reba."
* HelpingHands: Deadeye is able to detach his shooting hand and his good eye and turn it into a reconnaissance spy and pickpocket he calls Handy Andy.
* KnightInSourArmor: His time in Grimhawk has turned him quite harsh and cynical, having lost much hope of escaping his current state. As he's fond of saying, "this town (Grimhawk) is bad!" which sums up his entire perspective that the party (and Moonshine in particular) are determined to shake him out of.
* LongLostRelative: Is revealed to be one of Moonshine's many brothers.
* MaskOfSanity: Keeps his composure for the most part, but it's clear his time in the Shadowfell and being undead has taken a toll on his mind. He sometimes laughs at jokes too loudly and for too long, and when he takes the Band of Boobs back to his house, they discover a hoarder's nest of discarded junk and a RoomFullOfCrazy with walls covered in pages of his "memoirs," mostly consisting of the phrase "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" in blood over and over again.
* MeaningfulName: His nickname is another term for an expert marksman but also refers to the fact that he literally has one decomposing, rotting eye.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Jveliin]]
!!Jveliin "JV"
!!! Played by: [[WebVideo/JakeAndAmir Jake Hurwitz]]

-->'''Race''': Dwarf
-->'''Class''': Barbarian

A dwarven barbarian and member of the Knights of Penance who briefly joins the Band of Boobs during the time Hardwon was out of commission and under the thrall of the Montgomery vampire clan.
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* EarnYourHappyEnding: With the Montgomerys wiped out and Grimhawk saved, JV is unfortunately [[spoiler: stuck in limbo, having given up his only means of resurrection to help another fellow revenant come back. But through this selfless act, JV is absolved of his sins and freed from the revenant cycle by the dwarf god Moradin who welcomes him into his heavenly forge]].
* FriendlyZombie: An all-round friendly and pleasant guy who also happens to be an undead revenant.
* HeroicSacrifice: Being a revenant, Jveliin is able to resurrect himself from an urn of ashes where the Knights of Penance rest. [[spoiler: However, when one of the younger revenants can't come back because their urn has been destroyed, JV gives up his urn so that she can come back at the cost of JV being stuck in limbo forever. However, see EarnYourHappyEnding for how this turns out]].
* InsistentTerminology: Refers to vampires as "bloody Draculas" despite Bortram's attempts to correct him.
* RevenantZombie: A undead warrior in the service of the Knights of Penance, whose mission is to wipe out the scourge of the Montgomery vampire family. As a revenant, every time JV is killed he comes back a day later reforming from an urn of ashes in the church where the Knights are based.
* RuggedScar: JV has one scar on his face and another on his throat which was caused [[spoiler:by the Crick possum that killed him]].
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Jake describes JV as a shorter, stouter version of Hardwon. He's also a dwarf, dwarves of course being the race who raised Hardwon, and both are martial fighters. [[spoiler: There's also the running joke that JV is now dating Hardwon's ex Gemma in dwarf heaven]].
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: JV tends to punctuate his rages by exclaiming "I'm very upset!" in a confusingly cheerful tone.
* UnexplainedAccent: Jake plays Jveliin with an inexplicable New Zealand accent that no other character in Bahumia seems to share ([[spoiler:other than his sister who the Band of Boobs later meet]]).

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[[folder:Mavrus the Unskooled]]
!! Mavrus the Unskooled
!!! Played by: Zac Oyama

-->'''Race''': Tiefling
-->'''Class''': Sorcerer (Draconic Bloodline)

A talented but aimless student at the Gladeholm University of Arcane Arts and Sciences who Lucanus pairs up with the Band of Boobs when they enter the Gladeholm Wizards' Tournament.
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* AppropriatedAppellation: Mavrus's title of "the Unskooled" was supposed to be an insult from the higher elves due to his refusal to take his education seriously, but he thought it sounded cool and [[InsultBackfire took it as a compliment]].
* BrilliantButLazy: A gifted sorcerer but couldn't care less about studying or going to classes.
* ComicBookFantasyCasting: Described by Zac as resembling [[Creator/KeanuReeves Keanu Reeves]].
* CoolTeacher: [[spoiler: After graduating as a student when he helps the Boobs win the tournament, when we see him again as a professor his unorthodox teaching style involves getting students to rip up their books, which they don't respond well to. He then quickly gives up and dismisses the class]].
* PlayingWithFire: An sorcerer with both Infernal and red Draconic ancestry, he deals extra damage whenever he casts fire-based magic such as Fireball, one of his more commonly used spells.
* PowerGivesYouWings: Mavrus is able to summon a pair of dragon wings due his draconic heritage as a sorcerer.
* XtremeKoolLetterz: Deliberately spells "the Unskooled" with a K.
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! Bahumia
%%%!! Supporting Characters
%%%!!! Moonstone

%%%[[folder: Scoutmaster Denny]]
%%%!! Scoutmaster Denny Pebblepot
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy
%%%
%%%-->'''Race''': Halfling
%%%-->'''Class''': Paladin (Green Knight)
%%%
%%%->''"Hey gang!"''
%%%
%%%The cowardly and craven Scoutmaster of Beverly's chapter of the Green Teen organization, and the one who hires and brings the Band of Boobs together for their first adventure.
%%%----
%%%* BitchInSheepsClothing:
%%%* DirtyCoward:
%%%* RichIdiotWithNoDayJob:
%%%* UpperClassTwit:
%%%
%%%[[/folder]]
%%%
%%%[[folder: Shae]]
%%%!! Shae
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy
%%%
%%%-->'''Race''': Human
%%%-->'''Class''': Druid
%%%
%%%The head druid to the temple of Melora in Moonstone and teacher of hot yoga.
%%%----
%%%* EvenTheGirlsWantHer:
%%%* MsFanservice:
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%!!! Galaderon

%%%[[folder: Beverly Toegold IV]]
%%%!! Beverly Toegold IV
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Halfling
%%%-->'''Class''': Paladin (Green Knight)

%%%Beverly's father and a Green Knight paladin.
%%%----
%%%* DealWithTheDevil:
%%%* KnightTemplarParent:
%%%* ParentsAsPeople:
%%%* WellDoneSonGuy:
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Martha Toegold]]
%%%!! Martha Toegold
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Halfling

%%%Beverly's mother and Beverly Sr's wife.
%%%----
%%%* GoodParents:

%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Erlin Kindleaf]]
%%%!! Erlin Kindleaf
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Halfling
%%%-->'''Class''': Cleric

%%%----
%%%* HeroOfAnotherStory:
%%%* LoveInterest: Beverly's primary romantic interest in the campaign.
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Egwene Kindleaf]]
%%%!! Egwene Kindleaf
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Halfing
%%%-->'''Class''':
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: The Widow]]
%%%!! The Widow/[[spoiler: Lydia Stormborn]]
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Human [[spoiler: Revenant]]
%%%-->'''Class''': Paladin

%%%----
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Red]]
%%%!! Red
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Ratfolk
%%%-->'''Class''': Pirate

%%%----
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder:Gunther]]
%%%!! Gunther
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Bearfolk
%%%-->'''Class''': Pirate

%%%----
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%!!! The Crick

%%%[[folder: Ol' Cobb]]
%%%!! Ol' Cobb
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Hunter

%%%A Crick elf bounty hunter the Band of Boobs come across when they first arrive in Galaderon, who Moonshine immediately recognizes as an old friend of her Mee Maw.
%%%----
%%%* {{BFG}}: Wields a huge blunderbuss as his primary weapon.
%%%* TheGunslinger: Ol' Cobb has the grizzled, stoic air of a classic Western cowboy which is helped by his gruff, Southern drawl
%%%* SadClown: As the party notes, Ol' Cobb likes to keep it light and is [[InformedAttribute apparently known for his sense of humor]].
%%%* SilverFox:
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Jolene Cybin]]
%%%!! Jolene "The Green" Cybin
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Druid

%%%Moonshine's mother and the current head elder of the Crick, otherwise known as the "Mee Maw."
%%%----
%%%* ActionMom:
%%%* GoodParents:

%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Maw Maw Gump]]
%%%!! Maw Maw Gump
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Possum

%%%Paw Paw's mother and Jolene's familiar and trusted advisor.
%%%----
%%%* OnlySaneMan:
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Cooter]]
%%%!! Cooter
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
%%%-->'''Class''':
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%!!! Frostwind
%%%[[folder: Gemma Bronzebeard]]
%%%!! Gemma Bronzebeard
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Dwarf
%%%-->'''Class''':

%%%Hardwon's ex.
%%%----
%%%* CharacterDeath: [[spoiler: Gemma unfortunately gets assassinated by one of Akarot's hollow bodies just as she and Hardwon reconcile]].
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: The Pale Prince]]
%%%!! Prince Gerrard Coldain
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': Frost Dwarf

%%%----
%%%* KillAndReplace: Gerrard becomes a victim of this when Akarot kills him and turns his corpse into a hollow body to possess.
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%!!! Gladeholm

%%%[[folder: Lucanus Aer'Tea]]
%%%!! Headmaster Lucanus Aer'Tea
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': High Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Wizard

%%%----
%%%* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents:
%%%* NiceGuy:
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder: Ren]]
%%%!! Ren
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''': High Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Wizard

%%%----
%%%* TheRival: To Mavrus, with some elements of SitcomArchnemesis thrown into their dynamic.
%%%[[/folder]]

%%%[[folder:]]
%%%!!
%%%!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

%%%-->'''Race''':
%%%-->'''Class''':

%%%----
%%%[[/folder]]


%%%!!! Hill Home

%%%!!! Irondeep

!! Legendary Heroes

[[folder: In General]]

A trio of heroic figures who previously saved the world of Bahumia from the dread necromancer Ilsed and Asmodeus, King of the Nine Hells. After defeating them and destroying Asmodeus, all three of them dropped off the face of the planet and have been missing a year before the campaign's start.
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* TheFellowshipHasEnded: After defeating Ilsed and unseating Asmodeus from his throne in the Nine Hells, the Band of Boobs learn that [[spoiler: the legendary heroes disbanded after Thiala's ambitions to fix the world grew too large]] and [[spoiler: she took Asmodeus's divine heart and used it to make herself a god]]. Thiala then [[spoiler: brainwashed Ulfgar and turned him against Alanis, who tried multiple times to stop her through time travel, and was forced to flee to the Feywild and come up with a better plan to beat Thiala]].
* PrecursorHeroes: A group of heroic adventurers who preceded the Band of Boobs, but an unusual example of the trope in that they are contemporaries of the main characters rather than having lived and died centuries beforehand.
* WalkingSpoiler: The mystery of where the legendary heroes disappeared to after saving the world drives much of the story, and their answers set up a number of shocking reveals that shape the direction of the campaign.

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[[folder:Thiala ('''Major Spoilers''')]]
!! Thiala
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': Human/Celestial (God)
-->'''Class''': Cleric

One of the three legendary heroes, and a cleric of Pelor. After killing Asmodeus and dethroning him from his seat in the Nine Hells, Thiala broke her pact with her god, consumed Asmodeus's divine heart (instead of destroying it as Ulfgar and Alanis were led to believe) and proclaimed herself a god to save all of Bahumia.
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* AGodAmI: While Thiala has extreme delusions of grandeur she's also a dangerously literal example, having taken Asmodeus's divine heart - the essence of his godliness - for herself and ascending to godhood.
* BigBad: Akarot, Ilsed and the forces of the Nine Hells compete with Thiala for the status of biggest villain, but Thiala's actions have the biggest impact on the Band of Boob's story from starting a civil war in Beverly's home city of Galaderon, to the Chosen occupying the Crick and Chosen soldiers killing Hardwon's mother. She also is the FinalBoss the Band of Boobs face at the end of the campaign.
* FallenHero: A former hero who helped save the world, but gave into her greater ambitions and became a tyrant whose actions threaten to undo all of Bahumia.
* LaughablyEvil: [[DefiedTrope Defied.]] Every single other foe the Band of Boobs faces engages in banter with them, has weird quirks, or is generally played for some degree of laughs, but she does not tolerate the heroes' hazing and shoots down their every attempt to be comedic. There is ''[[KnightOfCerebus absolutely]] [[NoNonsenseNemesis nothing]]'' funny about Thiala; she's a genocidal KnightTemplar who threatens the entire world.
* LightIsNotGood: Despite being a former cleric of Pelor, the deity of light, and now a goddess of light herself Thiala is a despotic ruler, deeply deluded in the belief that she is the only person who can save Bahumia and wrathful against those who would stand in her way.

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[[folder:Ulfgar]]
!! Ulfgar Trueaxe
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': Dwarf
-->'''Class''': Fighter

One of the three legendary heroes and a dwarf fighter from Hardwon's hometown of Irondeep. During the final battle against Asmodeus, Ulfgar was infected with Crick Rot by Marabelle which created in him an unquenchable blood lust. Thiala brainwashed Ulfgar , his Crick Rot-addled mind being easier to control, and used Ulfgar to serve her cause and help her take over Bahumia.
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* TheBerserker: Even when he's not under mental influence, Ulfgar is a hot-tempered warrior who flies into bloodthirsty rages in battle.
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Thiala created an amulet that she entrusted a Chosen captain with, which they used to control Ulfgar's actions.
* MadeOfIron: At one point jumps off an airship high in the sky and into the sea. The Band of Boobs is horrified but because Ulfgar is practically a god-level hero he survives the fall without much issue.
* SealedBadassInACan: In between "The Galaderon Saga" and "The Cutthroat Chronicles", the Band of Boobs find that Ulfgar was trapped in a magical gem by pirates to be delivered to Akarot. The party takes the gem to Frostwind to find someone who can free him, and eventually Hardwon uses the Kingshammer to break Ulfgar out of the gem.

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[[folder:Alanis]]
!! Alanis
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': Elf
-->'''Class''': Wizard

One of the three legendary heroes and an elf wizard.
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* EruditeStoner: Alanis is an extremely intelligent wizard and is described as taking huge rips from her bong in between bouts of exposition.
* [[MrExposition Ms. Exposition]]: Explains a lot of the backstory the Band of Boobs was not privy to, from what happened to the legendary heroes after defeating Ilsed and Asmodeus and her attempts to stop the coming [[BadFuture apocalypses]] that would destroy all of Bahumia.
* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: In her attempts to stop Thiala, Alanis created a spell to reverse time and go back to defeat Thiala before she begins her campaign of terror. In her five attempts, each has led to some version of the apocalypse: one where Thiala takes over the world, one where Ilsed and his forces take over the world, and multiple timelines where the Band of Boobs died. The current campaign is Alanis's sixth attempt to rectify her mistakes.
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!! Main Antagonists
[[folder:Akarot]]
!! Akarot
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': [[spoiler: Lich]]
-->'''Class''': Death Knight

A mysterious lord of the Nine Hells who the Band of Boobs first encounter in Smuggler's Bounty, but are only properly introduced to during their time in Frostwind.
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* ArchEnemy: To the Band of Boobs. Thiala is a larger-scale threat, but the entire party has [[ItsPersonal personal beef]] with Akarot-- Hardwon because [[spoiler: he murdered Gemma Bronzebeard with a hollow-body assassin]], Moonshine because [[spoiler: Akarot, in the guise of Ilsed, corrupted Marabelle into a monster]], and with Beverly because [[spoiler: Akarot coerced Bev's dad into a DealWithTheDevil and pressed him into the service of the Nine Hells]].
* DemonicPossession: Akarot is a devil who is able to hijack people, turning them into his "hollow bodies" which are represented by pale corpses with no eyes.
* TheDragon: A lieutenant of Ilsed as well as his son. [[spoiler: This is what Akarot claims, but the truth is that Ilsed was another vessel of Akarot, whose body he stole when Ilsed was much younger during his time at Gladeholm University and long before the legendary heroes ever came around.]]
* GreaterScopeVillain: Akarot's actions in the past ([[spoiler: stealing Ilsed's body and using it to spark the War of Bahumia]]) not only affect the Band of Boobs' stories but also the backstory of the Legendary Heroes and their motivations too.
* LaughablyEvil: Akarot is capital-E Evil, but he's not immune to the Boobs' antics and often finds himself trading childish insults with them or awkwardly offering to be Beverly's CoolBigBro.
* UndignifiedDeath: [[spoiler: In the husk of the Demon Lord Frazzt-Urblu, he gets shoved ass-first into a ''Sphere of Annihilation'' by Balnor.]]
* VocalDissonance: This exceedingly evil, clever, and dangerous archdevil speaks with a low-pitched, somewhat breathy SimpletonVoice.
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[[folder:Marabelle]]
!! Marabelle "the Terrible" Cybin
!!! Played by: Brian "Murph" Murphy

-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
-->'''Class''': Druid

Jolene's sister and Moonshine's aunt, revealed to be a lieutenant of Ilsed and progenitor of the disease known as Crick Rot.
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* FaceMonsterTurn: Marabelle reveals to Moonshine that she was corrupted by a magical book Ilsed (disguised as a travelling salesman) gave her with the promise that it would make Marabelle more powerful. Upon opening the book Marabelle saw the tome for what it was - a cursed item designed to possess her - and immediately tried to dispel its magic. It didn't work, and in the moments before her total corruption Marabelle attempted to apologise to Jolene via a note which was intercepted by Ilsed, full of remorse for her actions and leaving things between the two strained.
* HeWhoMustNotBeNamed: Known by the young'uns of the Crick as a boogeyman-type figure called "She Who Has No Hospitality."
* LukeIAmYourFather: Marabelle attempts to mess with Moonshine's head by telling her that she isn't Jolene's child at all, but [[spoiler: a creature created from a cluster of her spores]]. Moonshine doesn't buy it, and for a while it's left ambiguous as to whether or not she's telling the truth. [[spoiler: It's eventually revealed Marabelle was lying, as Moonshine does meet her father later on who admits to having a past relationship with Jolene]].
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%%%!!! The Crick

%%%[[folder: Ol' Cobb]]
%%%!! Ol' Cobb

%%%-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Hunter

%%%A Crick elf bounty hunter the Band of Boobs come across when they first arrive in Galaderon, who Moonshine immediately recognizes as an old friend of her Mee Maw.

%%%* {{BFG}}: Wields a huge blunderbuss as his primary weapon.
%%%* TheGunslinger: Ol' Cobb has the grizzled, stoic air of a classic Western cowboy which is helped by his gruff, Southern drawl
%%%* SadClown: As the party notes, Ol' Cobb likes to keep it light and is [[InformedAttribute apparently known for his sense of humor]].
%%%* SilverFox:

%%%[[folder: Jolene Cybin]]
%%%!! Jolene "The Green" Cybin

%%%-->'''Race''': Crick Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Druid

%%%Moonshine's mother and the current head elder of the Crick, otherwise known as the "Mee Maw."

%%%* ActionMom:
%%%* GoodParents:

%%%[[folder: Maw Maw Gump]]
%%%!! Maw Maw Gump

%%%-->'''Race''': Possum

%%%Paw Paw's mother and Jolene's familiar and trusted advisor.

%%%* OnlySaneMan:

%%%[[folder: Cooter]]
%%%!! Cooter

%%%-->'''Class''':

%%%!!! Frostwind
%%%[[folder: Gemma Bronzebeard]]
%%%!! Gemma Bronzebeard

%%%-->'''Race''': Dwarf
%%%-->'''Class''':

%%%Hardwon's ex.

%%%* CharacterDeath: [[spoiler: Gemma unfortunately gets assassinated by one of Akarot's hollow bodies just as she and Hardwon reconcile]].

%%%[[folder: The Pale Prince]]
%%%!! Prince Gerrard Coldain

%%%-->'''Race''': Frost Dwarf

%%%* KillAndReplace: Gerrard becomes a victim of this when Akarot kills him and turns his corpse into a hollow body to possess.

%%%!!! Gladeholm

%%%[[folder: Lucanus Aer'Tea]]
%%%!! Headmaster Lucanus Aer'Tea

%%%-->'''Race''': High Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Wizard

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%%%* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents:
%%%* NiceGuy:

%%%[[folder: Ren]]
%%%!! Ren

%%%-->'''Race''': High Elf
%%%-->'''Class''': Wizard

%%%* TheRival: To Mavrus, with some elements of SitcomArchnemesis thrown into their dynamic.

%%%* RichInDollarsPoorInSense:

%%%-->'''Race''':

%%%* KillAndReplace:

* AttackAttackAttack: As a fighter, it's what he's good at.

* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: A trait of Crick Elves

* BadassGay: A youth questioning his sexuality, but he seems to like guys.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Begins as a "Green Teen," a [[ScoutOut Scout-like]] organization which trains young paladins. Eventually, he levels up to a full "Green Knight," with appropriate changes to his maturity.

* TookALevelInBadass: After his promotion to Green Knight.

* ArchEnemy: He's a recurring antagonist to the entire party, but his enmity with Beverly is the most personal, mostly because [[spoiler: Akarot corrupted Bev's dad into the service of the Nine Hells]].

* TheDragon: A lieutenant of Ilsed as well as his son. [[spoiler: This is what Akarot claims, but the truth is that Ilsed was another vessel of Akarot, whose body he stole when Ilsed was much younger during his time at Gladholm University and long before the legendary heroes ever came around.]]

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Balnor may a real goober most of the time but proves to be a talented fighter, first during the Band's adventure in the Crick when he kills a pair of giant snakes and over time saves the Boobs on more than one occasion.

* BadassBisexual: No gender preference.

* [[MrExposition Ms. Exposition]]: Explains a lot of the backstory the Band of Boobs was not privy to, from what happened to the legendary heroes after defeating Ilsed and Asmodeus and her attempts to stop the coming [[bad futures BadFuture]] that would destroy all of Bahumia.

!!! Played by: Brian Murphy

[[folder: Jveliin]]

* [[BadassGay Badass Bi]]: No gender preference.

* TakingUpTheMantle: Tonathan inherits the position of leader of the Monks of the Unseen Eye after [[spoiler: Uku, the previous leader is killed when the party destroy the Watchman]].

* MaskOfSanity: Keeps his composure for the most part, but it's clear his time in the Shadowfell and being undead has taken a toll on his mind. He sometimes laughs at jokes too loudly and for too long, and when he takes the Band of Boobs back to his house, they discover the hoarder's nest of discarded junk and a RoomFullOfCrazy with walls covered in pages of his "memoirs," mostly consisting of the phrase "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" in blood over and over again.

[[folder:Mavrus the Unskooled]]
!! Mavrus the Unskooled
!!! Played by: Zac Oyama

-->'''Race''': Tiefling
-->'''Class''': Sorcerer (Draconic Bloodline)

A talented but aimless student at the Gladholm University of Arcane Arts and Sciences who Lucanus pairs up with the Band of Boobs when they enter the Gladeholm Wizards' Tournament.

* AnAxeToGrind: His primary weapon is a battle axe named '[[ICallItVera Gemma]],' after his childhood 'girlfriend.' [[spoiler: He gives the axe to Ulfgar, one of the Legendary Heroes, and now wields the Kingshammer.]]

* [[spoiler: Reincarnation:]] [[spoiler:Hardwon is reincarnated by Moonshine into a half-elf to save him from vampirism.]]

-->'''Race''':Halfling
-->'''Class''':Paladin (Green Knight)

* Catchphrase: "Watch this!"[[note]] Humorously, whenever he says this there is a [[EpicFail high chance of him actually screwing up.]] [[/note]]

* HilariouslyIlliterate: Originally implied to be a result of her upbringing, but later revealed to have been a personal choice. [[spoiler: [[ReadingIsCoolAesop She eventually asks Bev for some help to teach herself.]]]]

* NoSenseofPersonalSpace: A trait of Crick Elves

-->'''Class''':Paladin (Green Knight)[[spoiler: Bard ]]

-->'''Class''':Paladin (Green Knight)[[spoiler:Bard]]

-->'''Class''':Paladin (Green Knight)[[Spoiler:Bard]]

-->'''Class''':Paladin (Green Knight)[[Spoiler: /Bard]]

* [[spoiler:Reincarnation:]] [[spoiler:Hardwon is reincarnated by Moonshine into a half-elf to save him from vampirism.]]

* ParentalIssues: [[spoiler:His father makes a deal with Akarot to protect the Summer Court and the party.]]

-->'''Race''': Human

* [[spoiler: HumanoidAbomination:]] [[spoiler: The fight against her aunt Mirabelle suggests that she isn't actually a Crick Elf, but rather a fungal creation by Mirabelle. [[UnreliableNarrator Of course, Mirabelle ''was'' possessed by the power of the Nine Hells when telling Moonshine this, so she might have been lying.]]]]

* {{Fetish}}: Likes collecting the teeth of fallen enemies.
* {{Hobbits}}: Is a halfling from a wealthy society presided over by the yound "boy-king." A lot of his interactions with his family makes it seem like they are an upper middle-class, contemporary American society.

* HilariouslyIlliterate: Originally implied to be a result of her upbringing, but later revealed to have been a personal choice. [[spoiler: [[ReadingIsCool She eventually asks Bev for some help to teach herself.]]]]

* AnAxeToGrind: His primary weapon is a battle axe named '[[ICallItVera Gemma]],' after his childhood 'girlfriend.'

* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Boasts about being the "Pride of the Dwarfanage," and has a lot of self-announced achievements under his belt. As more is revealed about his backstory, he reveals more insecurities, such as
* TheMagnificent: Known as "The Bastard of the Mountain," which he announces with pride.

* AnAxeToGrind: His primary weapon is a battle axe named '[[ICallItVera Gemma]],' after his childhood 'girlfriend.'
* AttackAttackAttack: As a fighter, it's what he's good at.
* BadassBaritone: Dude's got a deep voice.
* BadassBeard: Not only does he have a big thick one, it's also a trait he finds very attractive in women, due to his dwarven upbringing.
* TheBigGuy: Physically large and imposing.
* CelibateHero: Despite his masculine posturing, he is really out of the game when it comes to sex. [[spoiler: An All-Seeing God reveals that he's a virgin.]]
* DumbMuscle: Acts pretty dumb, and not all of it is acting.
* DisappearedDad: Was raised in a Dwarfanage.
* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Takes him a couple episodes to really understand how to use his Action Surge class feature. If he remembered it more, he'd probably not get into as many near-death situations.
* HeroicBuild: Like a brick house.
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Boasts about being the "Pride of the Dwarfanage," and has a lot of self-announced achievements under his belt. As more is revealed about his backstory, he reveals more insecurities, such as
* TheMagnificent: Known as "The Bastard of the Mountain," which he announces with pride.
* PlatonicLifePartners: With Moonshine. She'd be the perfect woman if she just had a beard.

* [[BadassGay Badass Bi]]: No gender preference.
* BrainlessBeauty: She's hot, but she can't read.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Tweaks her nipples to commune with her god.
* GagBoobs: Is described as "incredibly fertile."
* HilariouslyIlliterate: Originally implied to be a result of her upbringing, but later revealed to have been a personal choice. [[spoiler: [[ReadingIsCool She eventually asks Bev for some help to teach herself.]]]]
* LoyalAnimalCompanion: Paw Paw Gump, a scramblin' oppossum.
* NoSenseofPersonalSpace: A trait of Crick Elves
* OurElvesAreDifferent: A [[CloseKnitCommunity Crick]] Elf, a group of high elves cast out of Gladehome.
** Other odd traits about her, and elves in this world, is that they age similarly to humans, as she is said to be in her 20s.
* PlatonicLifePartners: With Hardwon.
* ProudBeauty: Finds herself pretty hot.

* ButtMonkey: Often by his own machinations. See his attempt to attract a Bullywog with a mating call, or pulling a prank on a god.
* BadassGay: A youth questioning his sexuality, but he seems to like guys.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Begins as a "Green Teen," a [[ScoutOut Scout-like]] organization which trains young paladins. Eventually, he levels up to a full "Green Knight," with appropriate changes to his maturity.
* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: [[spoiler: Tries to trick an omniscient god with a vomit-berry. He is almost immediately blown off an impossibly tall watch tower, and liquifies his legs on impact.]]
* {{Fetish}}: Likes collecting the teeth of fallen enemies.
* {{Hobbits}}: Is a halfling from a wealthy society presided over by the yound "boy-king." A lot of his interactions with his family makes it seem like they are an upper middle-class, contemporary American society.
* ScoutOut: A Green Teen. To understand their deal, look no further than their oath.
->''"A teen of green is never mean
''our souls sublime, our hearts pristine
''and at all times we stay serene
''to glean the sheen of light unseen!"''
* TheSmartGuy: Only party member who likes reading and learning.
* TookALevelInBadass: After his promotion to Green Knight.