History Characters / MyDadWroteAPorno

James Spooner is an [=MI5=] agent who Belinda hires in book 4 to weed out TheMole working for Bisch within Steeles Pots & Pans. He turns out not to be very good at his job.

James Spooner is an MI5 agent who Belinda hires in book 4 to weed out TheMole working for Bisch within Steeles Pots & Pans. He turns out not to be very good at his job.

* ContraltoOfDanger: Starting with book 3, Jamie uses a very deep voice for the Duchess that has been described as a "cross between Creator/KathleenTurner and [[Film/HarryPotter Voldemort]]".

* AnythingThatMoves: This being an erotic novel, most of the characters tend not to have very high standards for sexual partners. Since Belinda is the protagonist, though, she has certainly had the broadest range of bedfellows out of any character in the series.

* AnythingThatMoves: Much like Belinda, she is not particularly discerning when it comes to sexual partners.

* RedHerring: With regards to the Special One, Rocky does this ''very'' heavy-handedly in the fourth book with Maeve. It seems that she can't do anything without it being labelled "shifty" or "suspicious." And she seems to be a borderline EthnicScrappy in-universe, with everybody disliking her seemingly just because she's Irish. [[Spoiler:Subverted later on; in book 6 she is at last revealed to be the Extra-Special One.]]

* RedHerring: With regards to the Special One, Rocky does this ''very'' heavy-handedly in the fourth book with Maeve. It seems that she can't do anything without it being labelled "shifty" or "suspicious." And she seems to be a borderline EthnicScrappy in-universe, with everybody disliking her seemingly just because she's Irish.

* LukeIAmYourFather: The end of book 5 [[spoiler:indicates that he and Belinda are related by blood somehow]].

-->'''Tony:''' This could be worth millions to the company.
-->'''Sir James:''' Billions!
-->'''Belinda:''' And that's the reason someone wants to steal the blueprints! They want to make the money, rather than us!

* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex: Averted, strangely for an erotic novel. Tony is implied at various points to be an unsatisfying lover. This is already implied by the fact that Giselle's hair does not fall out during their relationship or marriage despite her "genital disease", and Giselle later muses that she enjoys receiving cunnilingus from Spooner much more than sleeping with Tony. Maeve also later laughs at Tony for his "sexual ineptitude".

* ButtMonkey: The hosts and many of the guests have described Des Martin as "one of the saddest characters in all of literature". After his wife walks out on him in book 2, Des is generally treated as sad and pathetic by the characters and the narrative, being described as living in a tiny bedsit. Even the narration decribes him as living an "empty life".

The Regional Sales Manager for Central and Northern England. A northener who owns property in Leeds, including a basement flat that he uses as a sex dungeon.

-->'''James:''' You're obsessed with Bill.
-->'''Alice:''' I have a ''healthy interest'' in Bill!

-->'''Jamie:''' Bill's the worst human resources manager ever.
-->'''Alice:''' He's the worst ''human'' ever.

* BiTheWay: After [[spoiler:Spooner's death]], it's revealed that one of his past lovers is a duke, with the hosts reveling in the fact that he's the first bi male in the series.

* CreatorsPest: Alice (one of the show's hosts) [[TheScrappy hates Bill]] for some reason and considers him her "archnemesis". This verges into FoeYay territory at times.

* BiggusDickus: He is described as having a very long penis.