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->''"Benjamin Fogle!"''



* InterspeciesRomance: Is madly in love with Destiny, an Afghan hound. He's also dated a chicken and had sex with Kali.



->''"Not that arsed."''



->''"I knew that. (I did not know that.)"''



* HighOnCatnip: Happens to him in "Destiny the Reluctant Sniffer Dog", leading to him developing an addiction.



* VisualPun: He's quite literally a ''Persian'' cat thanks to his accent.

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* VisualPun: He's quite literally a ''Persian'' aPersian cat thanks to his in both breed and (possibly) accent.



->''"Bo! Brap-brap-brap! Disrespect! Owned!"''



* HollywoodAtheist: As she explains in the song "What Kind of God?", Kali refuses to believe in a God that permits such annoyances as sharp plastic packaging, people who read over your shoulder, junk mail in newspapers and homeless children.
* InterspeciesRomance: She tried to convince Nelson and then Vince to have sex with her as part of her master plan in "Kali the Genetic Engineer". The end of the episode reveals that she and Nelson went through with it.



->''"Did you just call me a ****?"''



* AbusiveParents: He's eaten five of his cubs and caused another one to get run over on the motorway.



* EatsBabies: Devoured all but one of his cubs just because he couldn't find a spoon for his Muller Rice.

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* EatsBabies: Devoured He ate all but one of his cubs just because he couldn't find a spoon for his Muller Rice.Rice. In his defence, they ''were'' both rhubarb flavour.
** The ending of "Kali the Genetic Engineer" has him devouring Kali and Nelson's hybrid child when it turns out to be just a pigeon with red feathers.



* HollywoodTourettes: "Kali and the Rickshaw Inferno" reveals he suffers from this. Curiously, he stops swearing when he sings showtunes, such as from ''Theatre/Oliver'' and ''/Theatre/Cats''.



** "Vince and the C***'s Speech" shows he's actually ''very'' self-conscious about what people think of him, threatening Nelson with death if his best man speech reference anything bad about him in front of his new wife.
** "Kali and the Psychological Warfare" has him doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis, and thus he refused to kill Destiny's elderly husband.

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** "Vince and the C***'s Speech" shows he's actually ''very'' self-conscious about what people think of him, threatening pressuring Nelson with death if his best man speech reference to not say anything bad about him in front of his new wife.
best man speech.
** "Kali and the Psychological Warfare" has him doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis, and thus so he refused to kill Destiny's elderly husband.

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* TheDandy: A metrosexual urban fox with effeminate mannerisms.
* LoserProtagonist: Is considered a "square" by the other characters due to his middle-class interests and metrosexual tendencies.

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* TheDandy: A metrosexual urban fox with effeminate mannerisms.
* LoserProtagonist: Is considered
mannerisms and a "square" by taste for the other characters due to his middle-class interests and metrosexual tendencies.lifestyle.



* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: The Sensitive Guy to Vince's Manly Man, a constant source of friction between them.



* WideEyedIdealist: Nelson has a more black-and-white view of the world that clashes often with the other characters' more cyunical outlook. Especially Vince.



* AttentionWhore: Destiny deeply desires to be seen in the same light as celebrities such as Victoria Beckham, and will do anything she can to put herself on this level.
* CatchPhrase:
** "Oh, my days!" in response to anything shocking.
** "Not that arsed," in response to anything that isn't in her immediate wheelhouse.



* TheNoseKnows: Her sense of smell is so good, she can tell if someone watches the snooker!

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* ItsAllAboutMe: Is incredibly vain and selfish, and shows no interest in anything that isn't to do with her.
* TheNoseKnows: Her sense of smell is so good, she can tell if someone watches the snooker!snooker just by sniffing their bottom!
* ValleyGirl: At least, the British equivalent of one. She's hyperfixated with celebrity culture, uses dated British slang such as "Oh, my days!" and obsesses over her looks.



* AmbiguouslyBi: While he's had a few interactions with females, Marion's had his moments. The "circle stroke" with Nelson being the highlight.
** In "Vince and the Helpful Horse", he buys a Siamese (cat) bride, Koong-Yi from a pet shop, only to learn that Koong-Yi is a neutured male. He doesn't seem to mind too much, though.
* CantHoldHisLiquor: Or catnip, in his case. One sprig of it is enough to make him go off his head.
* CatUpATree: Lampshades the entire concept after "bezzing out" on catnip and waking up in a tree.
-->'''Marion:''' Oh, God, Kali! I'm a cat, and I'm stuck up a tree! I'm such a cliché.
-->'''Kali:''' Yeah, you are.



* FatalFlaw: Marion's severe abandonment issues cause him to latch onto any kind of guidance he can obtain. While this ensures his UndyingLoyalty to Nelson, it also makes him highly susceptible to peer pressure, as he'll do anything if "all the cool cats are doing it".
* HiddenDepths: He's incredibly talented at playing the piano.
* MayDecemberRomance: With Lollipop, a three-week old kitten. The others are disgusted by this due to Lollipop not being the feline age of consent (four weeks), and when she does get there, they're ''still'' creeped out by it due to the age difference.



* VisualPun: He's quite literally a ''Persian'' cat thanks to his accent.



** When she declares revenge on Harry Hill, she sets fire to a photo of him with a lighter... and sets her own nest alight.
** Her protest against the pigeon spikes involves her throwing herself onto them, thereby fulfilling their exact purpose.

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** When she declares revenge on Harry Hill, Hill in "Marion the Superfluous Feed Character", she sets fire to a photo of him with a lighter... and sets her own nest alight.
** Her protest against the pigeon spikes in "Destiny the Infection Risk" involves her throwing herself onto them, and only afterwards does she realize that she's thereby fulfilling their exact purpose.



* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Upon discovering the rikshaw driver she killed had a wife and son, Kali falls into a guilt-induced depression.

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* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Upon discovering the rikshaw rickshaw driver she killed had a wife and son, Kali falls into a guilt-induced depression.



* BerserkButton: Don't call him a c***, whatever you do.
* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, [[spoiler: Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile]].
* EatsBabies: Devoured all but one of his cubs just because he couldn't find a spoon for his Muller Rice. He also ate the pigeon-fox hybrid child of Kali and Nelson after it turned out to be just a pigeon with red feathers.

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* BerserkButton: Don't call him a c***, whatever you do.
do. Or insult the memory of his mother.
* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, but [[spoiler: Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile]].
* CopKiller: [[spoiler: Kidnaps and butchers a police horse to avoid getting arrested for stealing a takeaway's donner meat.]]
* CountryMatters: His favourite word.
* EatsBabies: Devoured all but one of his cubs just because he couldn't find a spoon for his Muller Rice. He also ate the pigeon-fox hybrid child of Kali and Nelson after it turned out to be just a pigeon with red feathers.



* HiddenDepths: Multiple episodes show that there's more layers to Vince than first appears:
** "Vince and the C***'s Speech" shows he's actually ''very'' self-conscious about what people think of him, threatening Nelson with death if his best man speech reference anything bad about him in front of his new wife.
** "Kali and the Psychological Warfare" has him doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis, and thus he refused to kill Destiny's elderly husband.
** The finale of Season 2 reveals that he owns a limited edition Middle-Earth Risk board.



* KissingCousins: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less.

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* KissingCousins: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less. It's also implied that he and Nelson had sex on "the island".
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* Crossdresser: He's gone by the stage name of "The Divine Miss Vulpine" during "Blair's Britain" and has appeared in drag on-screen multiple times.

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* Crossdresser: {{Crossdresser}}: He's gone by the stage name of "The Divine Miss Vulpine" during "Blair's Britain" and has appeared in drag on-screen multiple times.

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** MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Upon discovering the rikshaw driver she killed had a wife and son, Kali falls into a guilt-induced depression.

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** * MeaningfulName: Is named after Kali, the Hindu goddess of destruction, and her plans for revenge are suitably destructive and over-the-top.
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MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Upon discovering the rikshaw driver she killed had a wife and son, Kali falls into a guilt-induced depression.


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* EatsBabies: Devoured all but one of his cubs just because he couldn't find a spoon for his Muller Rice. He also ate the pigeon-fox hybrid child of Kali and Nelson after it turned out to be just a pigeon with red feathers.
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* DesignatedHero: Nelson is the main focus character of the series, but his less than admirable qualities (his stalker-like obsession with Destiny, his moments of selfishness and obliviousness) mean he's not exactly a hero.

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* DesignatedHero: Nelson is the main focus character of the series, but his less than admirable qualities (his stalker-like obsession TheDandy: A metrosexual urban fox with Destiny, his moments of selfishness and obliviousness) mean he's not exactly a hero.effeminate mannerisms.





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* MySpeciesDothProtestDoMuch: He refuses to let being a fox define who he is, much to the disgust of Vince.

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* MySpeciesDothProtestDoMuch: MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: He refuses to let being a fox define who he is, much to the disgust of Vince.

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* BrotherSisterIncest: He once married his sister.

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* BrotherSisterIncest: He once married his sister.sister, although this was due to her being on heat. Once it wore off, he quickly regretted his decision.



* Crossdresser: He's gone by the stage name of "The Divine Miss Vulpine" during "Blair's Britain" and has appeared in drag on-screen multiple times.
* DesignatedHero: Nelson is the main focus character of the series, but his less than admirable qualities (his stalker-like obsession with Destiny, his moments of selfishness and obliviousness) mean he's not exactly a hero.
* LoserProtagonist: Is considered a "square" by the other characters due to his middle-class interests and metrosexual tendencies.
* MySpeciesDothProtestDoMuch: He refuses to let being a fox define who he is, much to the disgust of Vince.
* TheRuntAtTheEnd: Admits he was this in "Destiny the Reluctant Sniffer Dog", which is why he took in the last of Vince's cubs.
* StalkerWithACrush: To Destiny.
* WideEyedIdealist: Nelson has a more black-and-white view of the world that clashes often with the other characters' more cyunical outlook. Especially Vince.



* AnimalStereotypes: Destiny is an Afghan hound and, true to breed, isn't very smart.



* TheNoseKnows: Her sense of smell is so good, she can tell if someone watches the snooker!



* TheDitz: To say that Marion isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer would be an understatement.
* UndyingLoyalty: Considers Nelson his best friend, although his lack of brains tends to grate on Nelson's nerves.



* DidNotThinkThisThrough: Her protest against pigeon spikes involves her throwing herself onto them, thereby fulfilling their exact purpose.





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\n* DidNotThinkThisThrough: A running gag is Kali not fully thinking her plans of revenge all the way through, leading to some unfortunate mishap:
** When she declares revenge on Harry Hill, she sets fire to a photo of him with a lighter... and sets her own nest alight.
** Her protest against the pigeon spikes involves her throwing herself onto them, thereby fulfilling their exact purpose.
** MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Upon discovering the rikshaw driver she killed had a wife and son, Kali falls into a guilt-induced depression.



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* BerserkButton: Don't call him a c***, whatever you do.
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It's probably because of his deep-rooted abandonment issues that Marion clings so tightly to his good friend Nelson. Frankly he needs all the paternal guidance he can get. A simple (some may say 'borderline retarded') soul, Marion is nothing if not highly corruptible.

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It's probably because of his deep-rooted abandonment issues that Marion clings so tightly to his good friend Nelson. Frankly Frankly, he needs all the paternal guidance he can get. A simple (some may say 'borderline retarded') soul, Marion is nothing if not highly corruptible.



* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: His accent is as ridiculous as it is indistinguishable. Viewers have guessed a number of accents that it's supposed to be including Russian, Spanish, and Turkish among others. WordOfGod is that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WoNYMm9Ovw it's a bad impression of]] OmidDjalili.


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* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: His accent is as ridiculous as it is indistinguishable. Viewers have guessed a number of accents that it's supposed According to be including Russian, Spanish, and Turkish among others. WordOfGod is that the creators [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WoNYMm9Ovw it's a bad impression of]] OmidDjalili.

Omid Djalili, a British-Iranian actor, comedian and writer.




Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact, there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than reveling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then reveling in it a bit afterward (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

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Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact, there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than reveling revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then reveling revelling in it a bit afterward afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

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* IncestIsRelative: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, and may have had an adventure with Nelson himself while the two were stuck on an island.


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* KissingCousins: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less.

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* BrotherSisterIncest: He once married his sister.



* IncestIsRelative: He once married his sister, proposed to Vince's mother (which makes her his aunt), and might have had sex with Vince while the two were stuck on an island.

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"Ha-ha-ha. Ah, ruddy classic! No come on now, if we can just be serious for a minute..."

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"Ha-ha-ha. ->''"Ha-ha-ha. Ah, ruddy classic! No No, come on now, if we can just be serious for a minute..."
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* CampStraight: Vince once refered to him as a "metrosexual wanker."
** AmbiguouslyBi: However, he once pondered, while watching WondersOfTheUniverse, if it's gay to want another man's company (Prof. Brian Cox) this much. He also may or may not have had sex with Vince.

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* CampStraight: Vince once refered to him as a "metrosexual wanker."
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AmbiguouslyBi: Nelson has mostly dated (animal) women. However, he once pondered, pondered while watching WondersOfTheUniverse, "Wonders Of The Universe" if it's gay to want another man's company (Prof. Brian Cox) this much. He also may or may not have had sex with Vince.Vince when stranded on an island.
* CampStraight: Bisexual by any rate. Vince once referred to him as a "metrosexual wanker".



* GoldDigger: In the episode "Nelson and the Human", Destiny marries an old, mean-spirited and half-blind dog for his squeaky toy pig.

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* GoldDigger: In the episode "Nelson and the Human", Destiny marries an old, mean-spirited mean-spirited, and half-blind dog for his squeaky toy pig.



Safe to say, it won't be curiosity that kills this cat, it'll be fact that he's been brainwashed by radical hedgehogs into sticking a firework up his own arse and then martyring himself.

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Safe to say, it won't be curiosity that kills this cat, it'll be the fact that he's been brainwashed by radical hedgehogs into sticking a firework up his own arse and then martyring himself.



* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: His accent is as ridiculous as it is indistuingishable. Viewers have guessed a number of accents that it's supposed to be including: Russian, Spanish, and Turkish among others. WordOfGod is that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WoNYMm9Ovw it's a bad impression of]] OmidDjalili.


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* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: His accent is as ridiculous as it is indistuingishable. indistinguishable. Viewers have guessed a number of accents that it's supposed to be including: including Russian, Spanish, and Turkish among others. WordOfGod is that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WoNYMm9Ovw it's a bad impression of]] OmidDjalili.




Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling in it a bit afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

She also seriously bears a grudge. Against all of humankind for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against the entire vulpine species for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against Harry Hill for making a slightly off-colour comment re: her mum in an episode of You've Been Framed once back in 2008!

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Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact fact, there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling reveling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling reveling in it a bit afterwards afterward (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

She also seriously bears a grudge. Against all of humankind for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against the entire vulpine species for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against Harry Hill for making a slightly off-colour off-color comment re: her mum in an episode of You've Been Framed once back in 2008!



Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not. He's a ''real'' fox. He's a ''proper'' wild animal. He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal ''predator''. As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCM2Ey9YYE F*** Chickens]]!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

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Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not. He's a ''real'' fox. He's a ''proper'' wild animal. He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal ''predator''. As a consequence consequence, some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCM2Ey9YYE F*** Chickens]]!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.
neighbor.



* IncestIsRelative: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, and may have had an adventure with Nelson himself while the two were stuck on an island.

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* IncestIsRelative: BruiserWithASoftCenter: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, may hurt and may have had an adventure with Nelson himself while kill practically anyone just for the two were stuck on an island.hell of it or because of some minor thing, [[spoiler: Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile]].



* {{Sociopath}}: There is no better word to describe what Vince is.

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* {{Sociopath}}: There IncestIsRelative: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, and may have had an adventure with Nelson himself while the two were stuck on an island.
* InterspeciesRomance: He
is no better word to describe what Vince is.very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted with other small critters.



* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, [[spoiler: Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile]].
* InterspeciesRomance: He is very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted with other small critters.

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* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt TheSociopath: Violent, impulsive and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, [[spoiler: sadistic toward all living things, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile]].
* InterspeciesRomance: He is very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted with other small critters.
a low-functioning example of this trope.
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--> '''Vince:''' You must be f***ing joking, I know where to draw the line!
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* EvenEvilHasStandards: Despite Vince's many vices, all of which he is very proud of, he laughs at and dismisses the idea of joining the BNP [[note]]British National Party, a fascist political party in Britain[[/note]]
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!NELSON (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS METROSEXUALUS'')
The only wild fox in East London with subscriptions to all the major broadsheets (excluding The Sunday Times), Nelson is, as he never tires of introducing himself at dinner parties… [[IncrediblyLamePun "An urbane fox!"]]

"Ha-ha-ha. Ah, ruddy classic! No come on now, if we can just be serious for a minute…"

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!NELSON !!NELSON (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS METROSEXUALUS'')
The only wild fox in East London with subscriptions to all the major broadsheets (excluding The Sunday Times), Nelson is, as he never tires of introducing himself at dinner parties… parties... [[IncrediblyLamePun "An urbane fox!"]]

"Ha-ha-ha. Ah, ruddy classic! No come on now, if we can just be serious for a minute…"
minute..."



!DESTINY (AFGHAN HOUND; ''CANIS SELF-ABSORBEDBITCHICUS'')

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!DESTINY !!DESTINY (AFGHAN HOUND; ''CANIS SELF-ABSORBEDBITCHICUS'')



!MARION (ALLEYCAT; ''FELIS RETARDICUS'')

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!MARION !!MARION (ALLEYCAT; ''FELIS RETARDICUS'')



!KALI (PIGEON; ''AVES AGGRAVATICUS'')

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!KALI !!KALI (PIGEON; ''AVES AGGRAVATICUS'')



Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s*** ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling in it a bit afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

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Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s*** ty s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling in it a bit afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).



!VINCE (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS C*** ITCUS'')
Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not. He's a REAL fox. He's a PROPER wild animal. He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal PREDATOR. As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c*** s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCM2Ey9YYE F*** Chickens]]!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

Yeah. Like *** he is.

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!VINCE !!VINCE (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS C*** ITCUS'')
C***ITCUS'')
Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not. He's a REAL ''real'' fox. He's a PROPER ''proper'' wild animal. He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal PREDATOR.''predator''. As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c*** s!"), c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCM2Ey9YYE F*** F*** Chickens]]!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

Yeah. Like *** **** he is.



* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Vince is the manly man to Nelson’s sensitive guy.

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* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Vince is the manly man to Nelson’s Nelson's sensitive guy.
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** AmbiguouslyBi: However, he once pondered, while watching WondersOfTheUniverse, if it's gay to want another man's company (Prof. Brian Cox) this much.

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** AmbiguouslyBi: However, he once pondered, while watching WondersOfTheUniverse, if it's gay to want another man's company (Prof. Brian Cox) this much. He also may or may not have had sex with Vince.
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* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.

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* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of some minor thing, [[spoiler: Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.fragile]].
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* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: He will hurt or murder anyone who insults him (or his mother).

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* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: He will hurt or murder anyone who insults him (or [[spoiler: or his mother).mother and her memory]].



* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of a minor thing, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.

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* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it or because of a some minor thing, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.
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* AmbiguouslyGay: It is hinted that she may be a lesbian. But she also had sex with the opposite sex, so she could also be in denial or ButNotTooBi .


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* AmbiguouslyGay: ButNotTooBi: It is hinted that she may be a lesbian. But she also had sex with the opposite sex, so she could also be bisexual. She seems in denial or ButNotTooBi .

in being attracted to the same gender (she even consults a therapist about it).




* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt practically anyone just for the hell of it, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.
* InterspeciesRomance: He is very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted maybe with chickens.

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* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt and kill practically anyone just for the hell of it, it or because of a minor thing, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.
* InterspeciesRomance: He is very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted maybe with chickens.other small critters.
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* SensitiveGuyandManlyMan: Vince is the manly man to Nelson’s sensitive guy.

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* SensitiveGuyandManlyMan: SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Vince is the manly man to Nelson’s sensitive guy.

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\n* AmbiguouslyGay: It is hinted that she may be a lesbian. But she also had sex with the opposite sex, so she could also be in denial or ButNotTooBi .




* IncestIsRelative: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, and may have done the same with Nelson himself while the two were stuck on an island.
* {{Sociopath}}: There is no better word to describe what Vince is.

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* IncestIsRelative: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less, and may have done the same had an adventure with Nelson himself while the two were stuck on an island.
* {{Sociopath}}: There is no better word to describe what Vince is.is.
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: He will hurt or murder anyone who insults him (or his mother).
* SensitiveGuyandManlyMan: Vince is the manly man to Nelson’s sensitive guy.
* BruiserWithASoftCenter: He may hurt practically anyone just for the hell of it, Vince is actually pretty emotionally fragile.
* InterspeciesRomance: He is very sexually driven and has had stories with animals other than foxes, such as cats and it is even hinted maybe with chickens.
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* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: As per his ambiguous origin, he has an accent of indistinguishable origin. Viewers have guessed a number of accents that it's supposed to be including: Russian, Spanish, among others. WordOfGod is that it's a bad impression of OmidDjalili.


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* WhatTheHellAccent: As per his ambiguous origin, he has an accent of indistinguishable origin.


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* CampStraight: Vince once refers to him as a "metrosexual wanker."

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* CampStraight: Vince once refers refered to him as a "metrosexual wanker."





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* DidNotThinkThisThrough: Her protest against pigeon spikes involves her throwing herself onto them, thereby fulfilling their exact purpose.



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* ADateWithRosiePalms: He once joined Rob the chimp in one of his compulsory, masturbatory fits.
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* CampStraight: Vince once refers to him as a "metrosexual wanker."
** AmbiguouslyBi: However, he once pondered, while watching WondersOfTheUniverse, if it's gay to want another man's company (Prof. Brian Cox) this much.
* IncestIsRelative: He once married his sister, proposed to Vince's mother (which makes her his aunt), and might have had sex with Vince while the two were stuck on an island.
* WrongGenreSavvy: His devotion and affection towards Destiny is based on him believing they're in a WillTheyOrWontThey scenario straight from a romantic comedy.




Yeah. Like **** he is.

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He's also our hero. Because while being a fan of everything Ben Elton has ever done "post-Blackadder" and buying high-end gluten-free French chutneys from a carbon-neutral importer on the Kings Road are valid lifestyle choices if you're a human… less so when you're a fox. And so, in just being himself Nelson is blazing a trail, he's kicking down social barriers. He is, in short, Rosa Parks with National Trust membership.

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He's also our hero. Because while being a fan of everything Ben Elton has ever done "post-Blackadder" and buying high-end gluten-free French chutneys from a carbon-neutral importer on the Kings Road are valid lifestyle choices if you're a human… less so when you're a fox. And so, in just being himself Nelson is blazing a trail, he's kicking down social barriers. He is, in short, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INd_L28u1tQ Rosa Parks with National Trust membership.membership]].



But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… F*** Chickens!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

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But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCM2Ey9YYE F*** Chickens!") Chickens]]!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.
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'''Main Characters'''
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!NELSON (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS METROSEXUALUS'')
The only wild fox in East London with subscriptions to all
the edit button major broadsheets (excluding The Sunday Times), Nelson is, as he never tires of introducing himself at dinner parties… [[IncrediblyLamePun "An urbane fox!"]]

"Ha-ha-ha. Ah, ruddy classic! No come on now, if we can just be serious for a minute…"

He's also our hero. Because while being a fan of everything Ben Elton has ever done "post-Blackadder" and buying high-end gluten-free French chutneys from a carbon-neutral importer on the Kings Road are valid lifestyle choices if you're a human… less so when you're a fox. And so, in just being himself Nelson is blazing a trail, he's kicking down social barriers. He is, in short, Rosa Parks with National Trust membership.
He also fancies Destiny. And yes, he's also aware that unspoken love is a sitcom cliché.


!DESTINY (AFGHAN HOUND; ''CANIS SELF-ABSORBEDBITCHICUS'')
There are two great tragedies in Destiny's life:

1) That she was born a dog and not for e.g. Lauren Conrad who used
to start be in The Hills or failing that any of the cast members from Laguna Beach or failing that at the absolute, absolute least Charlotte Church, but right now, not when she was all fat and maternal.

2) That her owner Gary always wears that s***ting tracksuit.

At heart, angel-faced perfectly groomed pedigree Destiny is just a sweet teenage romantic. And like all sweet teenage female romantics, she has the dead-eyed psychotic ruthlessness of a freelance Serbian assassin when it comes to getting what she wants.
Which isn't Nelson. Ever. Ever. Ever-ever-ever.
And yes, she's aware that unrequited love is also a sitcom cliché.


!MARION (ALLEYCAT; ''FELIS RETARDICUS'')
Age: no idea.
Ethnicity: not sure.
Country of origin: dunno, like maybe Morocco or something?

This much we DO know about Marion: he's been abandoned by a lot of owners, thrown into a lot of canals, ditched in a lot of lay-bys, left in a lot of very stuffy, very locked cars.

It's probably because of his deep-rooted abandonment issues that Marion clings so tightly to his good friend Nelson. Frankly he needs all the paternal guidance he can get. A simple (some may say 'borderline retarded') soul, Marion is nothing if not highly corruptible.

Safe to say, it won't be curiosity that kills
this new page. cat, it'll be fact that he's been brainwashed by radical hedgehogs into sticking a firework up his own arse and then martyring himself.


!KALI (PIGEON; ''AVES AGGRAVATICUS'')
Grey feathers, red legs, black heart.

Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s***ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling in it a bit afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

She also seriously bears a grudge. Against all of humankind for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against the entire vulpine species for their years of tyranny against her winged brethren! Against Harry Hill for making a slightly off-colour comment re: her mum in an episode of You've Been Framed once back in 2008!

So yeah. Be afraid. Be slightly afraid.


!VINCE (URBAN FOX; ''VULPUS C***ITCUS'')
Potty-mouthed sociopath Vince is everything Nelson is not. He's a REAL fox. He's a PROPER wild animal. He's a red-blooded chicken-eating homicidal PREDATOR. As a consequence some of his eBay feedback is frankly appalling.

But with his simply adorable catchphrase ("Morning c***s!"), his loveable, kooky madcap antics (eating his own young; butchering dead women) and his charming penchant for a good ole Cockney sing-a-long ("come on everyone… F*** Chickens!") Vince is every inch the perfect next-door neighbour.

Yeah. Like **** he is.

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