History Characters / Mongrels

* {{Catchphrase}}: Uses the names of famous celebrities as exclamations. Sometimes, they're quite relevant to the situation at hand, i.e. exclaiming "George A. Romero!" as sex-crazed dogs bear down on the gang zombie-style.

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* {{Catchphrase}}: Claiming that he know some fact, only to admit the complete opposite as an aside to the viewer.

* {{Catchphrase}}: Tends to fire off a long string of loud phrases in response to her own puns or put-downs.

* {{Catchphrase}}: "Did you just call me a c***?" Violence almost always follows shortly after.

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Kali is a spiteful, petty, vindictive, s＊＊＊ty little bird with a small beak and a big voice. In fact, there's only one thing in life she enjoys more than revelling in other people's misfortune, and that's causing other people's misfortune and then revelling in it a bit afterwards (like maybe over some coffee and a bagel from the bins near Pret).

* AnythingThatMoves: He'll attempt intercourse with just about everything, regardless of species, gender or consent.

** "Kali and the Psychological Warfare" has him doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis, so he refused to kill Destiny's elderly husband.

* KissingCousins: He once humped his own cousin, right in front of Nelson no less. It's also implied that he and Nelson had sex on "the island".

* NatureIsNotNice: If his rant at Nelson in "Marion and the Superfluous Feed Character", Vince believes this to be true. He claims that his abusive treatment of the three animals locked up in his garden was ToughLove, trying to make them strong enough to survive on the rough streets of London. Then again, given that this is [[TheSociopath Vince]], this is worth taking with a grain of salt.

* MayDecemberRomance: With Lollipop, a three-week old kitten. The others are disgusted by this due to Lollipop not being the feline age of consent (''four weeks''), and when she does get there, they're ''still'' creeped out by it.

* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: She acted very sexual towards Marion at one point, despite only being three weeks old. She also admits during their love ballad that she isn't a virgin.

* NewMediaAreEvil: If his song "I'm Gonna Murder Justin Bieber" is anything to go by, he despises modern music and pop stars, Music/JustinBieber in particular.

* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: She acted very sexual towards Marion at one point, despite only being three weeks old.

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Averted; his song is a very deliberate sendup of some of Michael Jackson's more soulful ballads, such as ''Earth Song'' and ''Will You Be There?''. He even dresses in a military uniform like the real Bubbles and dons a signature rhinestone glove just as the King of Pop himself did. And that’s before we get into the literal meaning of the song, which is him actually wanting to harm celebrities!

* GloryDays: Was a Bubbles impersonator until Michael Jackson died and all the other MJ impersonators (his owner included) committed suicide, leaving him out of work.
* IntelligentPrimate: He's quite cultured and well-spoken, even using French when he first meets Destiny.
* IWantSong: "I'm Gonna Murder Justin Bieber" has Robert singing about his desire to murder various teen pop stars in retaliation for "ruining" Britain's pop music scene.
* MasturbationMeansSexualFrustration: Robert's defining characteristic is his habit of masturbating when under tension, regardless of where he is or who's around him. It's the main thing keeping him out of a job, so Nelson tries to help him curb the habit.

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Averted; his song is a very deliberate sendup of some of Michael Jackson's more soulful ballads, such as ''Earth Song'' and ''Will You Be There?''. He even dresses in a military uniform like the real Bubbles did, as well as a rhinestone glove just as the King of Pop himself did.

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Despite Vince's many vices, all of which he is very proud of, he laughs at and dismisses the idea of joining the BNP [[note]]British National Party, a fascist political party in Britain[[/note]]

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* ADateWithRosiePalms: He once joined Rob the chimp in one of his compulsory, masturbatory fits.

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Robert's defining characteristic is his habit of masturbating when under tension, regardless of where he is or who's around him. It's the main thing keeping him out of a job, so Nelson tries to help him curb the habit.

!!GARY
'''Played by:''' Tony Way

!!TIM

!!MORGAN FREEMAN LAMB

* MeaningfulName: Her name sounds close to ''Lolita'', the main child character of the [[Literature/Lolita novel of the same name]].

!!LOLLIPOP

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[[folder: Robert]]
!!ROBERT
A chimpanzee and former Bubbles impersonator who lost his job after Music/MichaelJackson died. Nelson tries to revitalize his showbiz career, although this is stymied by an embarrassing personal habit.

* WouldHurtAChild: [[spoiler:Robert's trauma of working in a Russian circus is triggered by seeing children in face paint resembling tigers and bears, causing him to go feral and attack them.]]