History Characters / GWAR

* RobotClown: More like ''cyborg'' clown, but it still counts.

* RapePillageBurn: They've done this for billions of years and they don't have plans to stop anytime soon.

Over the decades Blothar had been watching GWAR getting girls and smoking crack off the back of the songs he had written, and he wanted a piece of the action. After a battle for supremacy, he emerged victorious, reigning over GWAR and the Slave Pit.'

Sidekick of Corporal Punishment

* BarbarianHero: '''[[AvertedTrope Averted].''' While they have the look of barbarians down, they are anything but heroes. On the flip side, they aren't exactly ''villainous'' villains either.

--> Beefcake: A children's performer? I thought children were only for eating!

!!Beserker Blothar

* {{BFG}}: Often seen carrying one hell of a shotgun. Later upgrades to a TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Space Marine Boltgun, a weapon designed for a three-meter superhuman in a powered exoskeleton.

* ImprobableHairStyle: Sports the ''mother'' of all pompadours.

* MilkingTheMonster: Manages a rock band composed of monsters, whcih makes him big bucks

* BarbarianHero: [[AvertedTrope AVERTED]]. While they have the look of barbarians down, they are anything but heroes. On the flip side, they aren't exactly ''villainous'' villains either.

* SealedEvilInACan: After the creation of the human race was discovered by the Master, he had the band frozen in ice and locked away in a temple in Antarctica, where they remained until 1984, when Sleazy P. Martini accidentally freed them upon entering said temple and decided to turn them into a heavy metal band after winning them over with crack cocaine.
* VillainProtagonist: Well, duh

'Most recently GWAR was dealt a catastrophic blow when the ignominious Oderus Urungus has snatched away to the very End of Time where his immortality was stolen from him. Oderus was slain by a villain of his own creation, the vainglorious Mr. Perfect, leaving his fellow Scumdogs leaderless and alone. In their darkest hour, hope arrived in the form of a new Scumdog, the berserk war priest, Blothar.

* AnimalMotifs: The guy has [[GagPenis a penis-udder.]]

* WouldHurtAChild: Some stage shows would entail him raping and dismembering 8-year olds and infants alike.

* AffablyEvil: Can be surprisingly polite for a Scumdog, even though he is willing to participate in their acts.

* LegacyCharacter: Has been with the band since day one, played by multiple people. Casey Orr played him ''twice.''

* ReallyGetsAround: The most sexually active member of the Band...and that's saying ''something.''

* CarryABigStick: Carries a spiked club, like his cousin Flattus Maximus.

* {{Gasshole}}: Constantly farts. So much so that his flatulence was used to defoliate the Fertile Crescent.

* IHaveBoobsYouMustObey: She has massive boobs.

* TheFriendNobodyLikes: He's held in pretty low regard.

The Morality Squad's MadScientist

* DeadlyDoctor: Performs a "medical genocide" against undesirable elements
* MadScientist: Distributes fake medicine and created a creature called "Tiny"
* ScaryTeeth: He has a big overbite

Created by Dr. D. Bill Attaited for the Morality Squad

* NuclearMutant: Specifically a "nuclear mutation of two men"

* CoolGuns: He carries several guns and engages in a shooting competition with Sleazy P. Martini during the final battle which culminates in him pulling out a bazooka.

* AnythingThatMoves: He is ''not'' a picky person.

* AnythingThatMoves: Obviously.

* AnythingThatMoves: The most sexually active member of the Band...and that's saying ''something.''

* FaceOfTheBand: He's appeared on more Albums covers than his comrades.

The Morality Squad's [[UsefulNotes/CIA]] agent.

The Morality Squad's UsefulNotes/CIA agent.

!!Corporal Punishment
The patriotic "superhero" responsible for stealing the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.

* SuperSoldier: Describe by Edna as a "super steroid soldier."

* CatchPhrase: "Yeah, I know GWAR. I'm their fuckin' manager!"a habit of solving all his problems by throwing a combination of drugs, violence, and money at them.

* EagleLand: His entire character is a mish-mash of 1950s and 1980s American exploitation-movie stereotypes. Sleazy is a Straw Capitalist with a mix of Rockabilly and urban fashion senses, casual jingoism, and

* ButtMonkey: Even more so than Flattus and Techno in that regard

* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Gets no respect from anyone else

GWAR's manager and drug dealer, responsible for accidentally releasing them from their prison while on the run from the FBI. Works as a pimp on the side, and claims it's not much different from managing a band.

* CatchPhrase: "'Course I know GWAR, I'm their fuckin' manager!"

* EagleLand: His entire character is a mish-mash of 1950s and 1980s American exploitation-movie stereotypes. Sleazy is a Straw Capitalist with a mix of Rockabilly and urban fashion senses, casual jingoism, and a habit of solving all his problems by throwing a combination of drugs, violence, and money at them.
* HorrorHost: Started a spinoff program called "Sleazy Pictures After Dark", riffing on exploitation and horror films.

* AttackAnimal: Created as one
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Once bit the head off of a Jewish demon creature named Jewcifer

* WorthyOpponent: In "Bloodbath And Beyond", Oderus went on record as saying that he and the rest of the band respect Techno and Bozo as such (though he'd still talk shit about them any chance he got)

* PowerSource: He is powered by Jizmoglobin.

* AsskickingEqualsAuthority: He became the leader of the Band by defeating all other challengers.

* OurDinosaursAreDifferent: He looks and acts like your average theropod dinosaur, but he has crack coaine in his blood from when he was born.