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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
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!! The Parliament
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
to:
* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] BossBattle: The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
*AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png 'The Parliament.']]
file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
*ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on theParliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place nextplain she intends to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.enact this on Ms. Green's son.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
*SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatchcom/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated withYou have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating TheParliament. Bloodstain.]]
*
*
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
*
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch
!!X-ray Skeleton
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!! Redbert
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An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
BewareTheSillyOnes
*BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering thatresembles the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in afrog's tongue.grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
*MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite withinVillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming intoBloodstain, who saved the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in woman she killed.
!!Ora theceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of theONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it'sfleshy variety. Ora just allegorical though.''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
*
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a
*
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within
* WallMaster: First show coming into
!!Ora the
!! The Birthday Cake
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--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
to:
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberallyBigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.Lexis.
*ItsAllAboutMe: DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. Itwas quite looks like it had been a narcissistic little dessert.normal room, once upon a time.
*MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection fortoo long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
*StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
-->'''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook'''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on theParliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series other side of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to find the Exvironator.
soupefy.]]
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It
*
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for
*
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the
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* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
to:
* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' BogleechBitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has'''never''' had anything nice a name half the time. About all she used to say remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot abouteither the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room andhe's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.her body is 'soupefied.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid * NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking intocommission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are thedescriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the strongersuckers and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt hooks a tapeworm uses to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.attack itself to its host.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying:TheSymbiote: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins areparasitic symbiote, naturally predisposed enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is tokill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE apump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
while.
!!Immense Thing
The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
-->'''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends,'''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thingintercepted her. had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and
** In fact, it's worth looking into
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying:
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!
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When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends,
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
to:
* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to youin Parliament Red!
a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
*DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green battles wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the Inert Vessel.fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manageit was just a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
'''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign:Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, tothe Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Thoughdescribe this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!!Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
The Magboils
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
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-->'''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure'''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of theanomalous 'exvironator' went off without Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a hitch. He had 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming theanomaly. He had Ms. Green first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer classic 'Cassandra' style, with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
poor thing no mind.
*AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod theyCanonWelding: Magboils were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
*FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
*GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf...EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green never had paid the cafeteria a chance visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected ofscratching him.being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
*MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of theTheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Herand her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
*
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign:
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!!
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Balmer's seizure
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
*
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
*
*
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf...
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of
*
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
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[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
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[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
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--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
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[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
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[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
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--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,AbsoluteXenophobe: In the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attackstorybook, the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been onescake was highly distressed and offended by everything that ignore Ms. Green completely.
wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*MonstrousCannibalism: AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't havebeen observed eating looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.com/awfulhospital/archive.html other worms.]]
Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
*SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about it to The Parliament comes in the point where they're willing form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all hire the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills wormssame bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red wormpassing itself off as a treasure chest.that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
!! Redbert
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A monstrous
An enormous red worm
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's lateris how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm thatmost worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within thevoices of Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into theCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once in the ceiling over Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheMoldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/330f621e76d54196131ccb0d4fe83920.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
Atrue behemoth of character seen only in a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the
* WallMaster: First show coming into the
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The
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A
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
to:
* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
*BigCreepyCrawlies: EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: Themost enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the Inert Vessel to date.
tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
*GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one orTheHermit: The first thing we learn about the other Birthday Cake is dead.how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss GreenBirthday Cake, and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! TheParliament
Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green andREMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,long before they used to be began appearing in the crumbs of a primordial being.waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
*
* EmphasizeEverything: The
*
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
----
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
----
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!!Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
[[quoteright:360:http://static.All Worms In General
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c612229c135ea1763cb48ad9fcc518b5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of thematter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from perfection, the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and this entire behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head morticianMG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the InertSub-Vessel Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]] stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!!
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-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the
Head mortician
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
to:
* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
*AccidentalMisnaming: He's CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.com/awfulhospital/260.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond ofWorms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.com/awfulhospital/261.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.other worms.]]
*LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are molecules.mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in''ever''lasting preservation.their new forms to further distress their foes.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.'''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
*
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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-->
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
to:
* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members ChestMonster: Though many of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
*CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to enticeEvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanolmoment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and formaldehyde.leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!Trichia
[[quoteright:183:http://static.The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, andlet will hunt them figure out over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted withfirst Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green in a tavern. and Celia.
*
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:
* PunnyName: Methanol
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!
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-->
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and
A microbe that chatted with
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9bb2f010d03c114f4d94624b5f6a1b1f.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9bb2f010d03c114f4d94624b5f6a1b1f.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
to:
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered ina tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shineInert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Greenright away.completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope outSuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves likesome single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
lightning!
*NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': So-
Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
-->'''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively blind at invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in thetime Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Greenmeets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,and her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.chance]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like
*
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
to:
[[folder: The Worms]]
Parliament]]
!!All Worms In General
The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the Mortizonal vermifauna are cake were a few small crumbs. But the physiological configurations crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, theymay assimilate from used to be the fading concept-core crumbs of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.primordial being.
!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
to:
* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,AbsoluteXenophobe: In the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attackstorybook, the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been onescake was highly distressed and offended by everything that ignore Ms. Green completely.
wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*MonstrousCannibalism: AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't havebeen observed eating looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.com/awfulhospital/archive.html other worms.]]
Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
*SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about it to The Parliament comes in the point where they're willing form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all hire the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills wormssame bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red wormpassing itself off as a treasure chest.that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
!! Redbert
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A monstrous
An enormous red worm
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/330f621e76d54196131ccb0d4fe83920.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's lateris how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm thatmost worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within thevoices of Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into theCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once in the ceiling over Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheMoldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/330f621e76d54196131ccb0d4fe83920.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
Atrue behemoth of character seen only in a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the
* WallMaster: First show coming into the
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The
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A
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
to:
* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
*BigCreepyCrawlies: EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: Themost enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the Inert Vessel to date.
tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
*GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one orTheHermit: The first thing we learn about the other Birthday Cake is dead.how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss GreenBirthday Cake, and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! TheParliament
Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green andREMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,long before they used to be began appearing in the crumbs of a primordial being.waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
*
* EmphasizeEverything: The
*
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
----
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
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[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
[[quoteright:360:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c612229c135ea1763cb48ad9fcc518b5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
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!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I dunno, can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, thestiffs Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all look alike relating to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms.other characters Miss Green meets, has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green andis happy to put on some music her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have a chat.to choose which one.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
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*
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
*
*
*
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
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!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
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Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!!Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
[[quoteright:360:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c612229c135ea1763cb48ad9fcc518b5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic.[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." -- Stephen King]]
…By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even perfection, and this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access toentire vessel could undergo a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
All that changed in the middle Head mortician of hunting for the anomaly within the The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Sub-Vessel of Miss Green access Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
The Parliament section.]]
!!
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
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[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
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!!Stone Slab
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This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
to:
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Ifhe needs it, and is weirded out by the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
-->'''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy'''Stone Slab:''' Stick to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's bodywhat you think is thoroughly infested normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns withvermin the morgue key, that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
-->'''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls theappropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.Morgue.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
-->
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.
-->
A huge monster which prowls the
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
to:
* BewareTheSillyOnes
BigEater: Without a doubt.
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than areal treat vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to[[spoiler:eat herself]].
make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
*CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: SheSinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya neverstops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall sodo know!
In addition tospeak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We''com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are not her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from TheHospital. We are of Library. He addresses the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap,Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
*
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to
*
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so
In addition to
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We''
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap,
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
to:
*
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with
*
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
to:
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
[[quoteright:360:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c612229c135ea1763cb48ad9fcc518b5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks aftersample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue.He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on For some music and have reason, he's set up a chat.well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
!!Stone Slab
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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-->
A cracked tombstone who looks after
Head mortician of The Morgue.
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
to:
* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced byAccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him,com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.remembering others' names.
*RockMonster: A AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is verynon-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
*
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by
* ForgetfulJones: According to him,
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very
!!The Revourer
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* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
to:
* BigEater: Without AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a doubt.large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
*EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
*TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: ShouldFoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with before she can set foot in 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: TheHospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seenbest way of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!!Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure outONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! the rest on their own. Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even you're doing this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other charactersfor, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Greenhas met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changedin the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
tavern.
*
*
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!!
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-->
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green
All that changed
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
to:
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a
*
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to
*
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
*
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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!!Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of thematter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from perfection, the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and this entire behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head morticianMG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the InertSub-Vessel Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]] stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!!
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--> ''An interesting characteristic of the
Head mortician
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
to:
* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
*AccidentalMisnaming: He's CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.com/awfulhospital/260.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond ofWorms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.com/awfulhospital/261.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.other worms.]]
*LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are molecules.mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in''ever''lasting preservation.their new forms to further distress their foes.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.'''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
*
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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-->
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
to:
* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members ChestMonster: Though many of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
*CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to enticeEvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanolmoment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and formaldehyde.leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, andlet will hunt them figure out over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted withfirst Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green in a tavern. and Celia.
*
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:
* PunnyName: Methanol
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!
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--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and
A microbe that chatted with
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
to:
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered ina tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shineInert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Greenright away.completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope outSuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves likesome single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
lightning!
*NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': So-
Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
-->'''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively blind at invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in thetime Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Greenmeets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,and her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.chance]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like
*
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
to:
[[folder: The Worms]]
Parliament]]
!!All Worms In General
The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the Mortizonal vermifauna are cake were a few small crumbs. But the physiological configurations crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, theymay assimilate from used to be the fading concept-core crumbs of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.primordial being.
!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
to:
* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,AbsoluteXenophobe: In the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attackstorybook, the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been onescake was highly distressed and offended by everything that ignore Ms. Green completely.
wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*MonstrousCannibalism: AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't havebeen observed eating looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.com/awfulhospital/archive.html other worms.]]
Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
*SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about it to The Parliament comes in the point where they're willing form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all hire the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills wormssame bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red wormpassing itself off as a treasure chest.that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
!! Redbert
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A monstrous
An enormous red worm
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's lateris how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm thatmost worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within thevoices of Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into theCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once in the ceiling over Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheMoldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
Atrue behemoth of character seen only in a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the
* WallMaster: First show coming into the
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The
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A
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
to:
* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
*BigCreepyCrawlies: EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: Themost enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the Inert Vessel to date.
tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
*GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one orTheHermit: The first thing we learn about the other Birthday Cake is dead.how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss GreenBirthday Cake, and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! TheParliament
Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green andREMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,long before they used to be began appearing in the crumbs of a primordial being.waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
*
* EmphasizeEverything: The
*
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
----
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
----
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
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!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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!!Harmburger
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--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This
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* AnimateBodyParts
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
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* AnimateBodyParts
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
*ElmuhFuddSyndwome
AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms.Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
-->'''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage thenuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered overBurgrr facility adjacent to(?) the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.hospital's cafeteria.
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
*
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms.
-->
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a realname is treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
*AnimateBodyParts
HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
*FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
*{{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with adangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even beginshovel. She got better and seemed to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
-->'''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling'''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of a broken skull, here with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really superslow.really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
*
*
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin
!!Oozing Skull
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* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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-->
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even theCrooked Spine.Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*AnimateBodyParts
OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
*ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: WhenThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races selects to defeat him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through avelocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, andhe '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him undereven [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his bony wing.
influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
*NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
*SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
-->'''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
'''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
Astomach cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*
*
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under
*
*
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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-->
A
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* AnimateBodyParts
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
to:
* AnimateBodyParts
BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
*BigEater: Huge surprise BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native tobit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just aforeign zone, resulting bunch of different stuff in diminished cognitive abilities.''
one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
*NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
*TheSymbiote: With ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside thestomach as 'host,' and locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the vomit as 'guest.'
time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
-->'''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls theonly reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.Morgue.
*
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a
*
*
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the
*
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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-->
A huge monster which prowls the
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
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* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have onecom/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonardspecial supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''':prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.com/awfulhospital/349.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in thedispleasure middle of interacting hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with on a scale them: if they promise to read more books from "insufferably dreadful" their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.choose which one.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''':
All that changed in the
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
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* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
to:
*
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
*
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on
*
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this
*
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
to:
* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
*FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain asAccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.com/awfulhospital/library.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital ridiculously terrible]] at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.remembering others' names.
*VillainessesWantHeroes: AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: TheX-Ray Skeleton primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green istheir girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smartfemale, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to entrust their health beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to this doctor.]]
acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr.Phage''': Sorry Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the wait, Madame! How's Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when thelittle one, dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patienttoo, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of Phage's woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps hismother.corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
[[quoteright:124:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/methyl.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
*
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
*
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart
--> '''Dr.
** Though when the
A young bedridden patient
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
[[quoteright:124:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/methyl.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* ArtShift: Of the photoshopped photograph variety.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
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* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!!
[[quoteright:183:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trichia.png]]
[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''':
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but...
A microbe that
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms.
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* BathroomBreakout: How he escaped being operated on by Dr. Phage. Because he specifically asked for the men's room, we at least know his gender.
* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only visible appendage, controlled its ancient-looking electric wheelchair.''
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.]]
* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
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* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer)
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.
*
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a
*
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the
*
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9bb2f010d03c114f4d94624b5f6a1b1f.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
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[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->It's ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by ahamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in biovessel during its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almostdon't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and bugs is employed her team as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.time progresses.
!!Harmburger
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.
[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
to:
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
*AmbiguouslyEvil
CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
*AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: IfFisherKingdom: As stated above, the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to thehospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
-->'''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.'''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*LethalChef
TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
*MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
-->'''BBQ Girll''': We will need '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to[[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms.Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
Green''': Why did it...say those things...
-->'''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a list]].bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
*
*
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the
-->
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
*
*
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
-->
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to
--> '''Ms.
-->
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
to:
* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it wouldChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be a real treat for this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to[[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so[[ImAHumanitarian to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...evendevour her.]] As well as gloating in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We arecom/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceivingCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires theMEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
sharpened pipe.]]
*NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are justSuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemedworm shown to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Double Doors''': There's only one way out '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth ofhere with that thing, a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading intowill hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.Celia.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so
* GameFace: ...even
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the
*
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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-->
A true behemoth of
The doors leading into
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* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
to:
* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
*EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors wantBigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe has encountered in the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie Inert Vessel to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
date.
*HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
GulliverTieDown
*NoSell: NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Greenattempts completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one tosmuggle Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or thesloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.other is dead.
*OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looksSuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves likethey're agreeing with him.]]]]
lightning!
*WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''':The mouth guy…]]
Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has'''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No,20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia nothim. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]] to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
*
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want
*
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
*
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the
*
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like
*
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''':
--> [[spoiler:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No,
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s onethat remained of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used toput on some music and have be the crumbs of a chat.primordial being.
!!Stone Slab
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!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.
-->
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
to:
* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and is weirded out offended by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. Alleverything that changes is which parts wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat and which parts get eaten.
it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
*ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a conceptColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’sstalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’llbe fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: Theassociated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first time Ms. Green peeks inside seen in the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By sky within the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.image being used for Redbert, just below.
*RockMonster: ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' Avery non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All
*
*
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept
* HelpfulMook: He’s
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
-->
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
to:
* BigEater: Without AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's adoubt.large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
*EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
*TheMaze: SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: TheMorgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
*NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: ShouldWallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheMorgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
Allbegan being that changed were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only inthe middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange picture book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Commentators directly Zones came to be and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a
*
*
* TokenEnemyMinority: The
*
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should
!! The
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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-->
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All
A character seen only in
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
[[quoteright:360:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/c612229c135ea1763cb48ad9fcc518b5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
to:
* EldritchAbomination: If it's
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*
*
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant
*
!! The
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
to:
* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's awalking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He'sguy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signscom/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of hisname with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger andseems to be fond of more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to usecom/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trashmalice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an'''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.htmlempty pickle jar.before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
*TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green to 'retrieve' in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' aquarium and return it not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters tohis use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facilityso that he may destroy it. When she ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, andher companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes withthe intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.all dolphin-kind.
!!Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth towaste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's
--> [[http://www.bogleech.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html
*
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with
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-->
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
to:
*
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
*
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
*
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
*
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.
*
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a
* PunnyName: Methanol
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and
!! Trichia
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** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Unaffiliated Entities]]
!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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-->
The massive broodmother of the
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
to:
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop herBossBattle: The battle music straight from taking a shine Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms.Green right away.Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia playsplain she intends to enact this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.on Ms. Green's son.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
*WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.potato chips.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy * WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to stand.attack Ms. Green.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book,You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look were looking at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...doyour x-ray, and the next you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
were here.
Awise all-knowing sage who dwells in cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
*
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-->
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book,
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A
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* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
to:
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when sheis... Magatha has a heart went and soul X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… two pages within the better.webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
*BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she is effectively blind at killed.
!!Ora thetime Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
'''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
-->''An interesting characteristic '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of theMortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fitdine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses. eating grey-zoners either.]]
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of
*
!!Ora the
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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-->
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
to:
* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
*CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
*FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism:NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
*SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna eat ya up.need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
Amonstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
*
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
*
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism:
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
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* ChestMonster: Though many of BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the Commentators suspected he might be this right from longer Lexis talks, the start.clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
* EvilGloating: Right off --> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means time. About all she used to [[ImAHumanitarian remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity todevour her.]] As well as gloating in general.fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
*MilesGloriosus: IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler:The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense thatthe Commentators were onto him?
Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e.'''Ms. Green''': ...How the voices hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of theCommentators.
few things I don't know is how I know so much.
*NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ms. Green acquires Ora's stomach acids flood the sharpened pipe.]]
room and her body is 'soupefied.'
*SuddenlyVoiced: He's the NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's firstworm shown action is to speak.
pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! TheMoldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of'''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, thefirst Moldsucker encountered by Miss culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Celia.Harmburger.
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
*
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler:
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that
-->
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e.
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the
*
*
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first
!! The
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A true behemoth of
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
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*
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
*
*
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue
*
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The
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--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60.
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in
*
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her
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!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascendedbalmer.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Unaffiliated Entities]]
!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
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--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
[[/folder]]
!! The Parliament
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/theparliament.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
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[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
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[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
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[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
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--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
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!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
[[quoteright:286:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/phlebotomizer_2180.png]]
[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
to:
* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.AnimateBodyParts
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
*{{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed thatElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staffat here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe thehospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary nuwse wiww get awound to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that heyou some day. Maybe she can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
*NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNANoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and'''all over''' his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] thehospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone inroom, slathered over the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.entirety of his bed.
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens toDr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.be female. She loves infuriating puns.
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
*
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
*
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
*
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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-->
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
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* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nursemolly_8071.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
to:
* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
*OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs andgenerally seems to have more common sense.
a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName:"Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
'I'd-a saw-it.'
*StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuablePungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
-->'''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess oftaste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrillbleeding brains tumbling out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll havea broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists ina show snail. He dreams of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
*
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and
* PunnyName:
*
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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!!Oozing Skull
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A mess of
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages TheApprentice: Becomes one to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.Crooked Spine.
*PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
AnimateBodyParts
*ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it'snot actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from at a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What elsevelocity you would you call someone who can restore expect of a patient's body back to normal human woman in a hurry. But the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
'''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
Alarge mass stomach and a bunch of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's vomit that are somehow collectively one of the consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.vomiting.
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
*
*
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's
* SuperDoc: What else
!!Zoe
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* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without AnimateBodyParts
* BigEater: Huge surprise for atome.
stomach, I know.
*CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
*TheHeart: She's one of NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With thefew hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phagestomach as 'host,' and disinterested in her work.
the vomit as 'guest.'
*SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': But where did '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how didagain. I take it you're here so you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
Ahuman(?!) doctor disembodied spleen who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, isn't happy unless he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a serious beef with Dr. Phage.real disease so he can complain even more.
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a
*
*
* TheSymbiote: With the
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage
*
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
AllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
*AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
AnimateBodyParts
*BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
AnnoyingPatient
*CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage onAttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the walls nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure ofhis office, interacting with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: Accordingon a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to Lexis, Dr. Man fought "could have still somehow been worse, against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' all odds," I might actually have to come up with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely againsta new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying way she keeps subjecting herself to sabotage my presence slightly beyond the thing not long before you last came to.bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
*MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
UselessSpleen:
-->'''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
-->'''Colleague #1''': (referring '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed toMs. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, wordsmuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill itsome holes. Drill pretty useful(?) stuff, but it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voicecomes at this meeting.
a price.
*
*
*
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
*
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
-->
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
!! Maternity Ward Door
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of
*
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
*
*
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
!! Maternity Ward Door
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!!The Bloodstain
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An animate bloodstain. They're the
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* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
to:
* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to onehand, in the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is entity aside from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anythingNobody Nose to express concern about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked againstMs. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
Green's well-being or situation.
*SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this taken from when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within theviewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.com/awfulhospital/014.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder:'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
[[quoteright:335:http://static.Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted towait, Madame! How's the hospital thanks to an infestation little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient ofkidney stones. He's loud Phage's and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against
*
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder:
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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-->
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to
A young bedridden patient of
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* AnimateBodyParts
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
to:
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''':
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
to:
*
*
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a
*
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin
!!Oozing Skull
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* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.]]
* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
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-->
A mess
This rotting assembly of
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine.AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
*AnimateBodyParts
AmbiguouslyEvil
*ADogNamedDog
AnthropomorphicFood
*IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', thiscase.
guy."
*FasterThanLightTravel: ChefOfIron: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish andraces him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But Garbodor from the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat:After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
*NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
*SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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!!BBQ Girll
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[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
-->'''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach'''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and a bunch of vomit that unfortunately, we are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to gas pills, which leads bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit tomore vomiting.spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
*
*
*
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this
*
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat:
*
*
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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!!BBQ Girll
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-->
A stomach
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to
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* AnimateBodyParts
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
to:
* AnimateBodyParts
BewareTheSillyOnes
*BigEater: Huge surprise BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addictionMs. Green to gastro-intestinal medication native [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so toa foreign zone, resulting speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even indiminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him asher nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
*TheSymbiote: With HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of thestomach MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as'host,' a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just thevomit first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as'guest.'
just a minor annoyance.
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
-->'''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're here so you prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which canleave again in disgust. That seems to be speak directly into the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserableprotagonist's mind. It's witty and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a real disease so he can complain even more. tad aggressively.
*
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to
* GameFace: ...even in
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as
*
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as
*
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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-->
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable
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* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''':com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page,implies]] that it's spelled [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledgingcom/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the Spleen's existence, fourth wall to 'edit' the point words of mentally blotting him out of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his physical perception.
influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
*UselessSpleen:
WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
-->'''Depressed Spleen:''' [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
-->'''Crooked Spine''': OH, '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after Thepain Morgue. He’s one of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares intothe hospital. He can give you friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at music and have a price.chat.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''':
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page,
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging
*
* WhamLine:
-->
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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-->
A cracked tombstone who looks after The
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into
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* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is only mentioned weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff inhis character file.
one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
*AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into hisDoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
*HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As hishospital room.quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat:RockMonster: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
very non-monstrous version.
!!TheBloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls thetubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in
*
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his
*
* GallowsHumor: As his
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* NiceHat:
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The
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-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
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* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
to:
* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, andBigEater: Without a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.doubt.
*VillainessesWantHeroes: EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: TheX-Ray Skeleton Morgue, itself, is their girlfriend.
nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!!Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
-->'''Dr. Phage''': Sorry '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for thewait, Madame! How's anomaly within the little one, Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage'sbibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and his mother.cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
*
* TheMaze: The
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!!
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In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the
A young bedridden patient of Phage's
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* ArtShift: Of the photoshopped photograph variety.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in
* UnexpectedCharacter
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this
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* BathroomBreakout: How he escaped being operated on by Dr. Phage. Because he specifically asked for the men's room, we at least know his gender.
* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only visible appendage, controlled its ancient-looking electric wheelchair.''
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.]]
* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
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[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
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* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at
*
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity…
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
*
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could
*
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that
** Though when the
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
*
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
*
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a
This rotting assembly
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
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[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
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[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
*AmbiguouslyEvil
CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
*AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemyFoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infestedentice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
*LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bitFunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
*NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:Few, indeed, can wear The best way of picking Methanyll out of a brain parasite so stylishly.
crowd.
*TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
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!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
-->'''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill'''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted withcorporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.Miss Green in a tavern.
*
*
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested
*
* MuckMonster: Every bit
*
* NiceHat:
*
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
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!! Trichia
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An anthropomorphic barbecue grill
A microbe that chatted with
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would beTheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a real treat for lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...evenin a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop hernightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
*HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
-->'''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms.Green''': ...What?
Green''': So-
-->'''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you should say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.happy to take a look at it.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, andyou're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny counselor to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.Miss Green.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
-->
!! Magatha
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9bb2f010d03c114f4d94624b5f6a1b1f.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms.
-->
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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* AffablyEvil: Just AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying evenheart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.better.
*OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double DoorsBlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is rather astonished that effectively blind at the 'weapon' Ms. time Miss Green selects meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about todefeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]]undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a human throat.
mouth.
*VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' get that many webcomic pages before her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]transmigration.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]]
*
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Stone Slab
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of thefriendlier Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and more forthcoming individuals behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Greenmeets, altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.her team as time progresses.
!!Stone Slab
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
to:
* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, theconcept worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several oflegs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual forthem will attack the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. Allsmall, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones thatchanges is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
ignore Ms. Green completely.
*DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don'tcom/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have a neck or a concept of death.
been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
*HelpfulMook: He’s there SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to do his job the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
who is prey across all the multiverse.
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.'''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
Ahuge monster which prowls the Morgue.monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that
*
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't
*
-->
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
!!The Revourer
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* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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-->
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
to:
* BigEater: Without a doubt.ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
*EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
*NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: ShouldMilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms canset foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seenperceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires thewall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! TheLibrary]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt themtasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions,over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Greenand her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
Celia.
*
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
*
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the
[[/folder]]
[[folder:
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions,
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
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* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
*
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of
* UnexpectedCharacter
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[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
The Parliament]]
!!Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that you would remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to befamiliar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless the crumbs of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]primordial being.
!!
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A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*AccidentalMisnaming: He's AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
*AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know withhim. This leaves him pouty.absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
*CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, withhearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.com/awfulhospital/archive.html pink]] Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]]com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of is known to have funny mental effects on its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.readers.
!!Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems towaste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
*
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with
*
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]]
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!!
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-->
An enormous red worm that seems to
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
to:
* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplaceAllThereInTheManual: As with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
*FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
*MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
*NiceHat: SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: Thebest way one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind ofpicking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!!Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So... '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now theheck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': IfParliament. It's unclear if it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace
*
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* TokenEnemyMinority: The
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
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--> '''Trichia''': If
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE alady [[EvilAllAlong BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in league the tale's written prose, combined liberally with Balmer,]] Trichia '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it wasjust somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggienothingness and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.solitude.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia isItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a ''tricky'' sort.narcissistic little dessert.
*RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, Birthday Cake, and it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.decayed completely as nature took its course.
*WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!!Magatha
The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice'''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggiehas been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to take have a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anythingseries of dreams about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie,"many things [she'd] seen and counselor some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to Miss Green.find the Exvironator.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is
*
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
*
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
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--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything
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* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
to:
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech hasa heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said '''never''' had anything nice to say about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… either the better.[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, --> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but since so crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first timeMiss Green meets with her.a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
*PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
*TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
*TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is able to speak through her anus as though it were watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are amouth.signature move of theirs.
*WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
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[[folder:* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The Worms]]
form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!All Worms In General
Immense Thing
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-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel'''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]]danger!
When Ms. Greenaltogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time
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* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a
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* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!
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-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]]
When Ms. Green
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
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*
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations'
*
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism:
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.
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--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
*
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
-->
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from
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!!Chest Worm
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--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right BossBattle: The battle music straight from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he meansFinal Fantasy ought to [[ImAHumanitarian be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According todevour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's laterher [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on thevoices of the Commentators.
vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
*SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] tospeak.attack Ms. Green.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckersYou have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means
* ADogNamedDog: According to
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
*
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to
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A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
to:
* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
BewareTheSillyOnes
*BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as thoughDemBones: Well, she's not even there.
Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
*StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says oneto Celia.
word.
*SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a fungusapient until one or grand total of two pages within the other is dead.webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
*SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move inVillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later,Bloodstain, who saved the woman she excitedly volunteers to be killed.
!!Ora theworms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of thecake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they usedfleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to be the crumbs of a primordial being.dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
*
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though
*
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one
*
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later,
!!Ora the
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
to:
* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
*AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
*ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in sloppy joes from the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.hospital cafeteria.
*ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything PunnyName: 'Ora' as in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
'oral cavity.'
*FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake shame that wouldn't have looked out of place next Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty aboutexplore the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby.morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
*TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm'''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that seems kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you tobe specifically affiliated with The Parliament. soupefy.]]
*
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.
*
*
*
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby.
*
!!Lexis
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!! Redbert
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An enormous red worm
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.[[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the Parliament's ranks.time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
*WallMaster: First show coming into IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the gray zone through some kind of hole goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in theceiling over keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green'sson's crib.]]
first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! TheBirthday Cake
Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
-->'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament.'''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's unclear if a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get itwas an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
*
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's
!! The
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A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament.
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED'''
*
*
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms.
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green
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* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
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[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
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[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascendedbalmer.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
to:
* AnimalisticAbomination
TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
*AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as'misunderstood creatures.'
-->[[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking intocom/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': Ascafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.com/awfulhospital/080.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.attacking bloodbag.]]
*DreamSpying: A dolphin IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The firstappears one to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature moveappear was immediately suspected of theirs.being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
*FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don'tTheWatcher: So far, they've just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
Whenbeen observing Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballsfrom itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascendedbalmer.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
*
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as
-->
** In fact, it's worth looking into
--> '''Narwight''': As
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.
*
* MadOracle: The first
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move
*
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascendedbalmer.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!! 'Lady' Maya Celia
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[[caption-width-right:294:Adventure Time!]]
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[[caption-width-right:375:[[spoiler: Powerful in purple!]]]]
--> '''Celia''': A challenging venture indeed! No wonder you dared seek my legendary expertise! Your resolve is almost admirable, for a mere worm!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this must be bigger than I thought.''
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find some sort of "community" about East of here, do you know what he could have meant?
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know it well! Alas, you will never find a more loathsome nest of riffraff and knavery. You have chosen your companionship wisely!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
An [[DarkActionGirl adventurous]] [[MushroomMan fungusapient]] that Ms. Green encounters in the forest, who quickly takes interest in joining her on her journey! The Mother's first companion.
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!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to
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--> '''Celia''': A challenging venture indeed! No wonder you dared seek my legendary expertise! Your resolve
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find some sort of "community" about East of here, do you know what he could have meant?
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know it well! Alas, you will never find a more loathsome nest of riffraff and knavery. You have chosen your companionship wisely!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
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* AllThereInTheManual: Where we learn that her forename is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogcelia.html 'Maya.']] In-story, she's [[LastNameBasis never revealed her first name]] to anyone.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-rescue8.png forward position,]] instead of a full 360 degrees.
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The moment Celia learns Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
* GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
* MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
[[quoteright:275:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staph.png]]
[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:285: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_staph.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
--> '''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.
Fern's second companion: a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-rescue8.png forward position,]] instead of a full 360 degrees.
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The moment Celia learns Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
* GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
* MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
[[quoteright:275:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staph.png]]
[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:285: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_staph.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
--> '''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.
Fern's second companion: a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: Where we learn that {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her forename greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogcelia.html 'Maya.']] In-story, she's [[LastNameBasis never revealed her first name]] to anyone.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
*BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, asa pawn in her campaign against Balmer, he questions whether Ms. Green's respect for son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien lifeand [[TheAntiNihilist refusal forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next toaccept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.Ms. Green.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
NerdGlasses
*EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from aNotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-rescue8.png forward position,]] instead of a full 360 degrees.
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest:com/awfulhospital/186 The moment Celia learns strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch"Green's son]] looks like, er, something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual tofetch something??!'
Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
*GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:iscom/awfulhospital/330.html Such a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.cutie.]]
*ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much smaller appetite more than Maggie he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, andStaph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off his perceptions of the same diet Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep thatthey do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for asort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainlycom/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loudcom/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and flamboyantly theatrical, setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting tothe point of making 'swoosh' noises when her fellow staffers, but I believe she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
*MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, theImmense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
[[quoteright:286:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staph.org/pmwiki/pub/images/phlebotomizer_2180.png]]
[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:285: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_staph.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
-->'''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like thewhole world steps into your clinic.last one.
Fern's second companion: Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down. top-notch transfusionator.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
*
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
*
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest:
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch"
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to
*
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is
*
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly
* LargeHam: Can be loud
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
*
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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-->
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the
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* AllTherapistsAreMuggles: ''Inverted.'' Whenever Ms. Green turns especially emotional, Staph will always do her best to talk her through a situation. Mostly she succeeds. Nonetheless, since one's a bacterium and the other's a human woman, certain ''cultural differences'' will arise.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
!! Maggie
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[[caption-width-right:350:Magical Maggot Maggie!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Flyerstorm!]]]]
--> '''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice to Magatha for a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
!! Maggie
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[[caption-width-right:350:Magical Maggot Maggie!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
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--> '''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice to Magatha for a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites.
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* AllTherapistsAreMuggles: ''Inverted.'' Whenever Ms. Green turns especially emotional, Staph will always do her best GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to talk her through a situation. Mostly she succeeds. Nonetheless, since one's a bacterium and the other's a human woman, certain ''cultural differences'' will arise.be believed.
-->'''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And'''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
*BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form properties of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physicalgrey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were generally seems to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and doeshave human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File OnStaphylococcus, Dr. Mizer:''' He's a kind of bacteria.
loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
*StoneWall: You'd probably SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We neversuspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!! Maggie
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for yousure you want than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to click this?]]http://static.put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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-->'''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not'''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot mea rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...sandcastle....
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice to Magatha for a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites.each time she dies.
-->
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
*
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On
*
* TheVoiceless: We never
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
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--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me
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* ALizardNamedLiz: A maggot named Maggie.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies the son of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even have a chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
* CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that point forward.
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of [[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
--> '''Green''': ...so that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
--> '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies the son of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even have a chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
* CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that point forward.
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of [[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
--> '''Green''': ...so that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
--> '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
to:
* ALizardNamedLiz: A maggot named Maggie.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body.GeniusDitz: She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owedmanages to slap together Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green because the first time she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.operates on her.]]
*RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
*ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
*SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she slings science jargon removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and inter-zonal technobabble with helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to thebest of them.
way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms.Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
Green''': Uh, hi there?
-->'''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly'''Zoe''': Hm.
A largebag mass of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, andprotoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommiesisn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the son more empathetic members of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
----
* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even have a chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
* CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that point forward.
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of [[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
--> '''Green''': ...so that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
--> '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
hospital's staff.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.
*
*
*
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms.
-->
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly
A large
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies
----
* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even have a chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
* CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that point forward.
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of [[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
--> '''Green''': ...so that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
--> '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
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* BellyMouth: Which comes with a fine circle of [[LampreyMouth inward-pointing incisors.]]
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Just ask the Immense Thing.
* BizarreAlienBiology: According to WordOfGod, the limb with eyes and a hat is Staphellie's head, but the torso is where she speaks and eats.
* BornToPun: Every sentence out of Staphellie's mouth from the moment she'd been fused. But she doesn't seem to understand that [[CannotTellAJoke puns require context.]] For example; she'll crack ice-themed puns in a battle where ice has no involvement whatsoever.
* FusionDance: She's a composite form of all of Ms. Green's companions during the Inert Vessel story arc. Minus Diptworth.
* MonstrousHumanoid: Staphellie's part-maggot, part-fungus, and part-bacteria, and it all shows. Frankly, it's incredible her body's shape resembles a human's at all.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: It isn't until the climax of the Inert Vessel's DiscOneFinalBoss that the audience learns that the Vessel's natives lifeforms were always capable of fusing with each other.
* NiceHat: Even their ''hats'' have fused: Celia's flamboyant adventurer's chapeau with Staph's medical headdress. It shows the Rod of Asclepius, where the top of the rod is tipped with Staph's heart.
** It's not a still image; either; it's animated. The snake pierces the heart atop the rod. In fact, that snake bears a chilling resemblance to Redbert...
* ShoutOut: Mostly to Franchise/StevenUniverse.
* TransformationSequence: Straight out of Franchise/SailorMoon.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Staphielle fully exists for all of two pages before defusing back into her component parts. ''Diptworth'' lived longer than she did!
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: '''Now''' Staph's mask legitimately spells doom.
!! Kidney Stone Baby
[[quoteright:300:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/littlestone.png]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Babies needs plenty of rest...]]
--> You can't help feeling terrible right now, even for killing a giant kidney stone in self defense, but its young are already back to giggling at one another as they chew on what used to be their mother. Morbidly fascinated by the disturbing scene, you almost jump as something brushes your foot. You get an overpowering feeling that the tiny thing wants to come with you, for whatever reason. This seems to be confirmed by its happy cooing as it is picked up and put into your tote bag, followed by a loud, cartoonish snoring. It fades as the bag goes wherever it goes when you're not paying attention to it.
Technically, one could argue this was the ''actual'' first being to join Ms. Green. not Celia. But so far, it's been treated as an item, not a person.
to:
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Just ask the Immense Thing.
*
*
* FusionDance: She's a composite form of all of Ms. Green's companions during the Inert Vessel story arc. Minus Diptworth.
* MonstrousHumanoid: Staphellie's part-maggot, part-fungus, and part-bacteria, and it all shows. Frankly, it's incredible her body's shape resembles a human's at all.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: It isn't until the climax of the Inert Vessel's DiscOneFinalBoss that the audience learns that the Vessel's natives lifeforms were always capable of fusing with each other.
* NiceHat: Even their ''hats'' have fused: Celia's flamboyant adventurer's chapeau with Staph's medical headdress. It shows the Rod of Asclepius, where the top of the rod is tipped with Staph's heart.
**
* ShoutOut: Mostly to Franchise/StevenUniverse.
* TransformationSequence: Straight out
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Staphielle fully exists for all of two pages before defusing back into
*
!! Kidney Stone Baby
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* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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-->
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to
Technically, one could argue this was the ''actual'' first being to join Ms. Green. not Celia. But so far, it's been treated as an item, not a person.
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* HappilyAdopted: Opts to embrace Miss Green as its new mother right away, rather than devour its old mother alongside its siblings.
* HeavySleeper
* LiveItem
* {{Mon}}: Playfully subverted its its [[FriendlyWar 'fight']] against the Polyp.
* TheSpeechless: Justified; it's just a baby, and only makes baby noises.
* WeaponizedOffspring: By its real biological mother in her fight against Ms. Green.
!! Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/polyp.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:No woman should ever be without one of these!]]
--> '''Polyp''': HOWDY STRANGER! THAT'S SURE ONE [[NauseaFuel COZY SMELLIN LOWER INTESTINE]] YOU GOT THERE!
----
* CardCarryingVillain [[MinionWithAnFInEvil With An F In Evil]]: Miss Green is rightfully alarmed when the Polyp threatens to invade her intestine, but its 'evil' is just all talk, so far.
* HeavySleeper: Just as much as his kidney stone pal.
* LiveItem: So far, the most he's done since joining Miss Green as a 'companion' is fill up an inventory square.
* OddFriendship: A polyp and a kidney stone... who'd've thought?
* ShoutOut: To ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hospital Staff]]
!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
to:
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
*
*
*
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
*
* WeaponizedOffspring: By its real biological mother in her fight against Ms. Green.
!!
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* CardCarryingVillain [[MinionWithAnFInEvil With An F In Evil]]: Miss Green is rightfully alarmed when the Polyp threatens
* HeavySleeper: Just as much as his kidney stone pal.
* LiveItem: So far, the most he's done since joining Miss Green as a 'companion' is fill up an inventory square.
* OddFriendship: A polyp and a kidney stone... who'd've thought?
* ShoutOut: To ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''.
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[[folder:The Hospital Staff]]
!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all
The apparent head
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--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some
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--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
to:
*
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
*
* NotWhatItLooksLike:
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
!! Maternity Ward Door
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-->
* NightmareFace:
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy,
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* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
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* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
to:
* GeniusBruiser: If ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Man is Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password tobe believed.that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in * SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the propertiesviewpoint of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He'swho also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's fountain]] just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his rugged exterior and strong hands.
office.]]
*SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
-->'''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having '''Ms. Green''': ...name a go at her with place that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that isn't the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.hospital.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
Thisis no time adorable nose-monster has been admitted to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: Tothe point hospital thanks to an infestation of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.heart.
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's
*
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
This
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
to:
* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
AnimateBodyParts
*ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
*PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''':Uh, hi there?
Can you tell me about the staff here?
-->'''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass'''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety ofprotoplasm, his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns whoserves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability just happens to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.be female. She loves infuriating puns.
*
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
*
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
[[quoteright:345:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/zoe_9826.png]]
[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''':
-->
A large mass
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
to:
* {{Bookworm}}: AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She'snever seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phagevariant, two huge eyeballs and disinterested in her work.
a dangling vestigial body.
*SilentSnarker
PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
*TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
[[quoteright:324:http://static.PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
'''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
Ahuman(?!) doctor mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who walked bears an uncanny resemblance to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.really, really superslow.
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage
*
*
!!Dr. Man
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!!Oozing Skull
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--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
to:
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not thatTheApprentice: Becomes one to the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.Crooked Spine.
*MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
AnimateBodyParts
*NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
ADogNamedDog
*SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes conveyIJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spottingcase.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows hisdoor) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
mind and he '''loves''' it.
*TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
[[quoteright:100:http://static.NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
-->'''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all'''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit thatcan be imagined already must exist in are somehow collectively one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleaguesconsciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts gas pills, which leads to voice at this meeting.
more vomiting.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
*
*
*
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his
*
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
[[quoteright:100:http://static.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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-->
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
!! Maternity Ward Door
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[[caption-width-right:344:If he'd been this way to Ms. Green, 95% of this webcomic's plot wouldn't have even happened.]]
--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
to:
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.
* TheSymbiote: With the
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog,
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]]
*
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to
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A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
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* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
[[quoteright:335:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nobodynose_2517.png]]
[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
----
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
----
to:
* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imaginedAllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
----com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
[[quoteright:335:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nobodynose_2517.png]]
[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
----
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* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
to:
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I mightexist actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond that bottle.the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
*ElmuhFuddSyndwome
UselessSpleen:
-->'''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
-->'''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair'''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed tobe female. She loves infuriating puns.smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
*
-->
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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-->
A pair
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' The Spine's real name name, Cobb Angus, is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]only mentioned in his character file.
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* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
to:
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
*{{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, anda dangling vestigial body.
he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName:'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin"Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
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* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
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[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like anuncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
*
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName:
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin
!!Oozing Skull
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* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
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--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
* AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
to:
* TheApprentice: Becomes DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to oneto in the Crooked Spine.comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
*AnimateBodyParts
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing SkullVillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son andraces him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
-->'''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
'''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
Astomach young bedridden patient of Phage's and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
*
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull
!! Sickly Spore-Son and
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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-->
A
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* AnimateBodyParts
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
to:
* BigEater: Huge surprise
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as
[[http://www.bogleech.
* TheSymbiote: With
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
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* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
to:
*
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file,
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
*
-->
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
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-->
This rotting assembly of
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into
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* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
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[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
*AnimateBodyParts
AmbiguouslyEvil
*BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of hiswarned]] against infiltrating the hospital room.for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
*MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish andhe doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat:A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" isFew, indeed, can wear a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.brain parasite so stylishly.
*TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
*WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while --> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage thetubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They'reBurgrr facility adjacent to(?) the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.hospital's cafeteria.
*
*
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
*
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat:
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is
*
*
!!The Bloodstain
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!!BBQ Girll
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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the
An animate bloodstain. They're
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* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
to:
* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
BewareTheSillyOnes
*FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: SavesBlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refersto The Bloodstain as [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of TheHospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author Hospital. We are of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving theBloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
*VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-SonNiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' andHis Mom
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* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
-->'''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into thewait, Madame! How's hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage'sprotagonist's mind. It's witty and his mother.generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
*
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
*
!! Sickly Spore-Son
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and
[[quoteright:350:http://static.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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-->
The doors leading into the
A young bedridden patient of Phage's
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* ArtShift: Of the photoshopped photograph variety.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
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* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms.
-->
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but...
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of
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* BathroomBreakout: How he escaped being operated on by Dr. Phage. Because he specifically asked for the men's room, we at least know his gender.
* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only visible appendage, controlled its ancient-looking electric wheelchair.''
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.]]
* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at
* GallowsHumor: As his
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
-->
A huge monster which prowls the
----
* BigEater: Without a
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
*
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this
*
*
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
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[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
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[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
-->It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't notice know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, theblood-stained cleaver.Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
This rotting assembly All that changed in the middle of meat, wheat products hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and bugs is employed as her team stumbled upon a chef at strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a meat cleaver.single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
!!Harmburger
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!! Professor Lexicovermus
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-->
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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*
*
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr.
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
*NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
*TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and those are just seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use thefirst few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]]anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that she keeps under sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls herhat.'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in --> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and later mentioned the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within byBBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with ashovel. She got better new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual andseemed to treat even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the entire incident as just '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from aminor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->'''Double Doors''': There's only one way out '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection ofhere with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
*
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
*
*
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]]
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
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!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
Changed line(s) 683,710 (click to see context) from:
* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
to:
* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways thatAdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are worrying even the Burgrr staff.but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
*FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way[[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
*HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
[[quoteright:183:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trichia.png]]
[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms.Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms.Green''': The mouth guy…]]
So... what the heck should I do?
-->[[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno,'''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one ofwhatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Greenmeets, and is happy to put on some music and have in a chat.tavern.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
*
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way
*
!! Trichia
[[quoteright:183:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trichia.png]]
[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms.
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms.
-->
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno,
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
to:
* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death areTheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’slady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first timeconversation with Ms. Green peeks inside in a tavern. Though the locked morgue's window, she sees a chat was fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
spanned over 200 webpages.]]
*NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
*RockMonster: A KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works verynon-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
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* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Run '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's foryour deaths!
something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
Ahuge monster which prowls the Morgue.wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time
*
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very
!!The Revourer
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* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
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* BigEater: Without AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a doubt.heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
*EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue,BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
*NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to makePunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in The Hospital again.''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
*SinisterSilhouettes: So far, TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, allwe've seen of the Revourer her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is his spherical shadow on the wall.able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
*
* TheMaze: The Morgue,
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* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make
*
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
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[[folder: The Library]]
Worms]]
!!Professor Lexicovermus
All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate fromyour ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can pass on hardly begin to anybody else ya like! Even guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this savory green protagonator ya seem writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit toenjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition towriggle their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, way from the Commentators have access to a Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.com/awfulhospital/229.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss completely ignore]] Ms. Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.com/awfulhospital/337.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are increasingly hostile]] towards her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Greenand her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
as time progresses.
!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to
In addition to
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
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[[folder: Inert Sub-Concept Vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for
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* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
*AccidentalMisnaming: He's EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.com/awfulhospital/266.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
*AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word;[[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
*LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble:SuddenlyVoiced: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep asthe '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, accordingvery first worm shown to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.speak.
!!Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth offine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
*
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.
*
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word;
*
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble:
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!!
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--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection
A true behemoth of
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered inDr. Balmer's employ.the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside ofthese.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully.her stomach.
--> [[spoiler:However, when he mentions '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in theirequally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
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* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
Parliament]]
!!Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So... what '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If itcake were me? Let 'em take you to a few small crumbs. But the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
crumbs… '''remembered.'''
Amicrobe bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that chatted with Miss Green in exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a tavern. primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully.
--> [[spoiler:
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:
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[[folder: The
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
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--> '''Trichia''': If it
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
to:
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is alady [[EvilAllAlong in league specific shade of red that's come to be associated with Balmer,]] Trichia was them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.below.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope outlooks like they might be some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
*NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, TrichiaOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a ''tricky'' sort.malicious bunch.
*RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
*WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the Immense Thing, crib of Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down Trichia the webcomic's archive and her posse see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch ofmolecoids under normal circumstances. Then concrete information about The Parliament comes in the audience learns form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that fusions such as made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised youNecronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have the energy to stand.funny mental effects on its readers.
!!Magatha
Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on [[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the Inert Vessel.others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms.Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for somethingGreen's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated withan optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.The Parliament.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
*
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia
*
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
*
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you
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--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
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* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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[[folder: The Worms]]
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
to:
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. AllThereInTheManual: As with The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
*BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within thetime Miss Green meets with her.Parliament's ranks.
*PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosisWallMaster: First show coming into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak the gray zone through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheWorms]]
!! All Worms In General
Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the Mortizonal vermifauna are ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.htmlinnocent, sweet cake grew increasingly hostile]] towards her ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be andher team as time progresses. it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
*
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the
*
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:
!! The
!! All Worms In General
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-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
to:
* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
*FisherKingdom: As stated above, MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
*ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have abeautiful handsome box series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monstrous worm passing itself off monster that addressed her as a treasure chest.'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*
*
*
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either theCommentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her,[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possiblehe's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
-->'''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into thevoices descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of theCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Avertedstronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike withhim. [[spoiler: then their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTropeinverted]], once flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Greenacquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the verywas inside a morgue when it first worm shown made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters tospeak.use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Immense Thing
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ferocious fungal focus.Look upon me and despair.]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients,'''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green andwill hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was her companions blew up the first Moldsucker encountered by polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and Celia.her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her,
* MindReading: It's very possible
-->
** It's later
** In fact, it's worth looking into the
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!
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A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients,
When Ms. Green and
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
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*
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
-->
* SuperToughness: The inside
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
-->
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60.
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the
*
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green
* MentalFusion: Of the
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had
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!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
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!! The Parliament
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
A bunch The massive broodmother of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
!! The Parliament
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] BossBattle: The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
*AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png 'The Parliament.']]
file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
*ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on theParliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place nextplain she intends to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.enact this on Ms. Green's son.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
*SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatchcom/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated withYou have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating TheParliament. Bloodstain.]]
*
*
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
*
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
*
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch
!!X-ray Skeleton
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!! Redbert
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An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
BewareTheSillyOnes
*BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering thatresembles the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in afrog's tongue.grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
*MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite withinVillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming intoBloodstain, who saved the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in woman she killed.
!!Ora theceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of theONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it'sfleshy variety. Ora just allegorical though.''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
*
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a
*
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within
* WallMaster: First show coming into
!!Ora the
!! The Birthday Cake
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--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
to:
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberallyBigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.Lexis.
*ItsAllAboutMe: DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. Itwas quite looks like it had been a narcissistic little dessert.normal room, once upon a time.
*MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection fortoo long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
*StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
-->'''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook'''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on theParliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series other side of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to find the Exvironator.
soupefy.]]
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It
*
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for
*
!! The Dolphin(s?)
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* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
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Shortly after they'd read through the storybook
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the
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* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_thing.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech has '''never''' had anything nice to say about either the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, and he's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking into the descriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are naturally predisposed to kill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!! Immense Thing
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[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
--> '''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends, this thing intercepted her.
to:
* AnimalisticAbomination
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' BogleechBitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has'''never''' had anything nice a name half the time. About all she used to say remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot abouteither the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceanic_dolphin Delphinidae]] or [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porpoise Phocoenidae]] families, goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room andhe's a guy who'll defend cockroaches and spiders as 'misunderstood creatures.her body is 'soupefied.'
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm "People should be more afraid * NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of dolphins than of sharks by far."]]
** In fact, it's worth looking intocommission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are thedescriptions of dolphin-based TabletopGame/{{Mortasheen}} monsters to demonstrate the depths of his dolphin disdain…
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the strongersuckers and more intelligent vampires, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/narwight.htm Narwights]] attempt hooks a tapeworm uses to exert dominance over other sea beasts and are fierce rivals of shark-based vampires.attack itself to its host.
--> '''Cacchinnox''': Almost rivaling the destructive power of the Harlequeen, [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/cacchinnox.htm the Cacchinnox]] is aberrant even by Joker standards; no less playful and anarchic, but crueler, more bloodthirsty. Whether friend or foe, its every action carries some element of malice, its sense of humor more focused on inflicting as much physical harm and emotional torture as it possibly can.
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* AxCrazy: Wherever Dolphins swim, slaughter follows.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying:TheSymbiote: A dolphin first appears to Ms. Green in her dreams, letting her know that [[BigBrotherIsWatching Big Flipper is watching.]]
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins areparasitic symbiote, naturally predisposed enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is tokill any infants they happen across '''on sight,''' just as most humans would kill spiders.
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE apump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole lot more infanticidal]] than the average animal, though, and slaughter other, smaller dolphin species because they trigger the same baby-killing instinct. This is especially true for pygmy whales, whose corpses often wash ashore covered in dolphin bruises. Dolphins, from their perspective, literally run across mysterious pods of babies out in the middle of nowhere and think “welp, these gotta go.”
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
while.
!!Immense Thing
The Glumdroodler
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[[caption-width-right:350: Look upon me and despair.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
-->'''Maggie''': Our dear friend is in danger!
When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends,'''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thingintercepted her. had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
* AuthorAppeal: ''Inverted completely.'' Bogleech
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and
** In fact, it's worth looking into
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the
--> '''Narwight''': As one of the stronger
--> '''Dolfury''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/dolfury.htm The Dolfuries]] quickly proved the greatest danger to their own wards, submitting to [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil dark temptations]] even their vampiric creator found [[EvenEvilHasStandards unacceptably abusive.]] As the grotesque incidents [[SerialRapist grew more frequent]] and the [[LameExcuse transparent excuses]] more absurd, their mistress took increasingly extreme disciplinary measures which only seemed to [[TooKinkyToTorture excite the twisted mutants even further]]… Though mentally and biologically unstable, these half-dolphin sadists are as tenacious as they are destructive, [[AnythingThatMoves defiling cetaceans and humanoids]] alike with their deadly parasitoid reproductive habits and easily adapting to extremes of temperature and pollution. They are popularly regarded as [[AlwaysChaoticEvil one of the only truly "evil" monsters ever created,]] and many attempts have been made to annihilate them.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: The first time a dolphin appears, there a certain familiar splotchy red pattern around its body, hinting as to which group its affiliated with.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Dolphins' primary weapons seem to be their muzzles. They'll jab them straight through their enemies as though their bottleneck snouts were every bit as sharp as the 'swords' of swordfish. Corpses they leave behind tend to look as though they've been riddled with high-caliber bullets.
* DesecratingTheDead: See for yourself: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/378.html before]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/381.html after.]]
* DreamSpying:
* EyeScream: Gouged-out eye sockets are a signature move of theirs.
* FlyingSeafoodSpecial: Avoiding bodies of water is a worthless tactic. These dolphins can swim through the air too.
* FriendlyPlayfulDolphin: The form of 'playfulness' these dolphins have in mind for their [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent 'frembs']] is probably the stuff of nightmares.
* HeroicDolphin: '''These''' dolphins don't just [[InvertedTrope flip this old trope on its head.]] They [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piledriver_(professional_wrestling) piledrive]] it straight through the floor.
* OutsideContextVillain: WHY dolphins?! Ms. Green was inside a morgue when it first made its appearance! Not an aquarium and not the ocean!
* SapientCetaceans: Their sapience makes them all the more dangerous, though.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: The Dolphins actually aren't the first characters to use the appellation [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogburger.html 'fremb.']]
* SuperSpeed: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJCvRfkHppg "Faster than lightning,"]] ''[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/377.html indeed.]]''
* SuperStrength: Dolphins can ram themselves through metal walls, and decimate enemies by piecing straight through them like a living, airborne jousting lance.
* TheDreaded: Dr. Balmer has decapitating robots on standby in the event of a dolphin appearance.
* VillainousRescue: One dolphin's appearance in Balmer's facility ultimately serves to rescue Ms. Green from having her organs sold.
* WouldHurtAChild: As ludicrously superpowered as dolphins are in this setting, Bogleech [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer let his audience know]] about one little-known yet horrific fact about RealLife dolphins which his own cetaceans would also be demonstrating. Namely; dolphins are
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/129989536058/for-the-record-while-dolphins-in-the-real-world Dolphins ARE a
** This will surely put Ms. Green at very strict cross-purposes with all dolphin-kind.
!!
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When Ms. Green and her companions blew up the polyp, they ventured forth to see what it had blocked. Ms. Green's three inhuman companions looked upon what lay on the other side, and declared it to be an exquisitely sumptuous feast. Miss Green rather disagreed. But when the poor woman fled the 'banquet' and her feasting friends,
Because this thing
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* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you in Parliament Red!
* DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team Green battles in the Inert Vessel.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds to the Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
!! Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascendedbalmer.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
--> '''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure of the anomalous 'exvironator' went off without a hitch. He had the anomaly. He had Ms. Green in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
* AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
* FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.
* GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf... Ms. Green never had a chance of scratching him.
* MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
to:
* AbnormalAmmo: This hairy abomination fires hairballs from BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself like cannonballs.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to youin Parliament Red!
a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
*DiscOneFinalBoss: The Immense Thing is the most daunting foe that Team CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green battles wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the Inert Vessel.fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
* EyeScream: When Maggie uses "Flytning Bolt" on its eyeball.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Staph''': ...this thing...it's '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like nothing I've ever smelled...
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manageit was just a complete vertical bisection of the Immense Thing. But she comes pretty close, and it's sufficient to end its life.
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
'''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign:Because it was drawn by Bogleech's wife Margaret. The effect adds It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, tothe Immense Thing's alien, out-of-place wrongness.
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Thoughdescribe this particular attack is a [[RealityEnsues double-edged sword.]]
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!!Balphin (Ascended Balmer)
The Magboils
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
-->'''Balphin''': I'LL EAT THIS WORLD MYSELF! I'LL EAT...'''EVERYTHING.'''
Balmer's seizure'''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of theanomalous 'exvironator' went off without Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a hitch. He had 'zonal bleed.'
----
* TheCassandra: Assuming theanomaly. He had Ms. Green first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in a cage; his to sell to whomever he pleased. Balmer had still made one grave error: he'd failed to properly dolphin-proof his headquarters. And wouldn't you know it: a dolphin chose that very moment to crash his party and massacre everyone; skewering Balmer classic 'Cassandra' style, with his own cetacean body like a jousting lance through a knight. Except that Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the exvironator (which the dolphin had ''also'' been after all along) then fell into the deep pool of embalming fluid [[NoOSHACompliance in the middle of the floor.]]
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
poor thing no mind.
*AbnormalAmmo: One of his new weapons is a "Carcino-Ray." As in; a gun that ''shoots cancer.''
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod theyCanonWelding: Magboils were literally melted together.
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
*FusionDance: Balmer and the Dolphin were effectively cooked together CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into this new being, in a vat of chemicals and carcinoma.their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
*GivenNameReveal: ''He's'' the guy who first speaks Fern's name.
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf...EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green never had paid the cafeteria a chance visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected ofscratching him.being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
*MentalFusion: Of the three 'source materials,' Balmer seems to have won out as the 'dominant' ego. Yet the dolphin's bloodlust and the cancer's voracity have drastically interwoven themselves into his personality.
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of theTheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green clone whose neck got snapped by a skeleton.
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Herand her companions and all the other "microfauna" are human-sized.
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
* AllThereInTheManual: Its [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-thing.png image file]] refers to it as a 'thing.'
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Brought to you
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
*
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: How did this tentacular titan manage to sneak up on Team Green?! Especially after they had explored literally '''every''' nook and cranny of the Marrow Dungeon beforehand! In-story, it's acknowledged that this creature is not a natural denizen of this environment:
--> '''Maggie''': Sure ain't of the surroundin' tissue, that's fer sure.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Staphellie doesn't ''quite'' manage
* HellIsThatNoise: In place of BossBanter, the Immense Thing spews out all sorts of nonsensical babble.
--> '''??????''': SHHHUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFPP! HWUH HWUH HWUH.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: See that green speck on the end of its [[CombatTentacles tentacle?]] It's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/eatingyou-tuckered.png not a booger.]]
* KillItWithFire: Has a weakness to Maggie's 'Flyerballs.' And Molotov cocktails.
* MyNameIsQuestionMarks: In-story. The Commentators ended up coming up with the [[FanNickname nickname]] of 'Terrortoma.'
* NamesTheSame: Well... the FanNickname of [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen/terrortoma.htm 'Terrortoma']] happens to be the same as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/mortasheen.htm Mortasheen]] monster Bogleech had conceptualized at an earlier point in time.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign:
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to
* ObviouslyEvil: Between the hellscape of bloody skulls, its [[SinisterSilhouettes sinister silhouette]], and [[EstablishingCharacterMoment what it does to Green]]… what more evidence do you need of its malice?
* SpikesOfDoom: To the point where its lower portion practically resembles a bramble bush, in silhouette.
* WhipItGood: It can use ''its own nerves'' to lash its foes! Though
--> ''????????? SUFFERS RECOIL DAMAGE! That's what you get for hitting things with your own nerves!''
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:One-Winged Freakshow]]
-->
Balmer's seizure
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the
Not ever bothering to shake free of Balmer's body, the Dolphin dove right after the anomaly. Minutes later... a new lifeform surfaced up from the pool; an abysmally mutated mélange of the Dolphin, Dr. Balmer, and the cancer-generating exvironator they both had sought.
*
* BodyHorror: According to WordOfGod they
* CutsceneBoss: After they have Ascended, Celia, Staph, and Maggie vanquish Balphin without needing The Commentators' guidance.
*
*
* HandWave
--> '''Commentator''': Where did it get that wing from?
--> '''Bogleech''': Mutated dolphin flesh.
* HopelessBossFight: Celia ranks Balphin at level 9,999. Considering it's just a twenty-sided tabletop dice Bogleech throws on his heroine's behalf...
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of
*
* OneWingedAngel: The fact that it ''has'' that one feathered wing is Bogleech's way of parodying this very trope, especially with regards to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]].
--> '''Bogleech''': The reason it has a bird wing is strictly because of the RPG trope where the final villain's ultimate form has angel-like properties, which began long before Sephiroth but was especially popularized by Sephiroth's "one winged angel" silliness.
* PlanetEater: As an EstablishingCharacterMoment, he ''did'' come out declaring that he'd 'eat this world myself.' Which is to say, the cadaver of the
** Or rather, the actual ''world'' which is an anthropomorphic 'adaption' of what's happening to that cadaver on a microscopic level. Remember; Green never truly ''shrank.'' Her
** Possibly Balphin would be affecting both at once, via some interdimensional {{Synchronization}}?
* ShockAndAwe: Gee, that's quite a bit of electricity sparking on that thing's metal ends!
* WeaponizedOffspring: One of his attacks is 'Foetal Flurry', which is pretty much what it sounds like.
* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: Before his 'ascension,' Balmer had been a perfectly civilized, (albeit villainous) entrepreneurial mortician. Afterward, his thoughts were singularly consumed with consuming.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
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* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Ms. Kidney Stone
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bigolpissrock_5005.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348:All her dreams of seeing them grow even taller than herself… CRUSHED.]]
--> '''Kidney''': MY BABIES. ''MY BABIES.'' '''YOU DID THIS. MURDERER.'''
The massive broodmother of the the kidney stones afflicting Nobody Nose. [[spoiler:Once Nobody's infestation is "cured", she goes berserk, threatening to kill Nobody, Mrs. Green, and her son.]]
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* BossBattle: The battle music straight from Final Fantasy ought to be a good tip-off.
* ADogNamedDog: According to her [[AllThereInTheManual medical]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stone.png file,]] her forename is 'Kidney.' Her surname is 'Stone.'
* EyeScream: Her death.
* GoForTheEye
* MonsterIsAMommy
* PrepareToDie: A good percentage of Ms. Stone's dialogue amounts to this… all heavy on the vitriol.
--> '''Kidney''': I'LL STRING YOUR INTESTINES THROUGH YOUR EVERY VILE CAVITY.
* SinsOfOurFathers: Mother Pissrock makes it plain she intends to enact this on Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Mother Pissrock''': I KNOW PRECISELY WHERE YOUR MEATLET IS, FLESHBEAST. YOU WON'T BE SEEING IT AGAIN. ...BECAUSE I AM GOING TO PLUCK OUT YOUR SIGHT-BALLS AND TWIST OFF YOUR BRANCHES BEFORE MY LITTLE ONES DRAG IT HERE AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO ITS PATHETIC LITTLE SQUEALS AS A BILLION BROODS RIP IT INSIDE OUT A BILLION TIMES BEFORE I LET IT DIE.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Cola and potato chips.
* WeaponizedOffspring: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/063 Sends swarms of her kidney stone kids]] to attack Ms. Green.
!!X-ray Skeleton
[[quoteright:346:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/x-rayskeleton_2621.png]]
[[caption-width-right:346:Tee hee! Watch this, folks!]]
--> You have no idea what happened this time...one minute you were looking at your x-ray, and the next you were here.
A cartoonish animated x-ray print of our heroine's skeleton, [[spoiler:which promptly killed her a second time. She's currently dating The Bloodstain.]]
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* DemBones: Well, she's not Ms. Green's ''actual'' skeleton!
* EvilTwin
* NeckSnap
* SelfMadeOrphan: Well, considering that the X-Ray was 'born' from Ms. Green when she went and X-rayed herself...
* SilentAntagonist: Never says one word.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: Appears in a grand total of two pages within the webcomic proper. Her actions serve as the direct catalyst for the extremely lengthy 'Inert Vessel' story arc.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: Dating the Bloodstain, who saved the woman she killed.
!!Ora the Flesh Door
[[quoteright:293:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ora_1201.png]]
[[caption-width-right:293:Insert meat to enter.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yes, hello, mouth thing. What do you want.
--> '''Ora''': Hungry.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Of course you are. I suppose you want me to come inside.
--> '''Ora''': Well...there's probably some pretty good stuff in here.
''Another'' talking door, of the fleshy variety. Ora just ''loves'' to dine on sloppy joes, [[spoiler:though she is not adverse to eating grey-zoners either.]]
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* BigDumbBody: Ora's relationship with Lexis.
* DoorOfDoom: Just LOOK at her.
* MeatMoss: Ora's interior. It looks like it had been a normal room, once upon a time.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/195 Some third party didn't appreciate Ora's betrayal of Ms. Green.]]
* PickyPeopleEater: Has a predilection for the sloppy joes from the hospital cafeteria.
* PunnyName: 'Ora' as in 'oral cavity.'
* SchmuckBait: Gosh, it's such a shame that Ms. Green [[TrapIsTheOnlyOption needs to explore the morgue,]] considering [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/106 where its key is located.]]
* SwallowedWhole: Ora doesn't chew.
!!Lexis
[[quoteright:204:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lexis_7230.png]]
[[caption-width-right:204:Ora eats for two.]]
--> '''Lexis''': ...I know you're gonna need this nice shiny key if you ever wanna see that kid of yours.
A superficially 'pleasant' tapeworm-person residing on the other side of Ora. She'll nonchalantly provide some exposition [[spoiler:while waiting for you to soupefy.]]
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* BitchInSheepsClothing: At first, she seems affable enough, for a Hospital denizen. But the longer Lexis talks, the clearer it is how [[LackOfEmpathy snidely contemptuous she is of everyone else.]]
--> '''Mrs. Green''': You know, funny thing...Ora said she had no idea what you were.
--> '''Lexis:''' Well, her brain's not what it used to be, not that it was ever stellar...she can't even remember she has a name half the time. About all she used to remember was the cafeteria food, before somebody hilariously trashed the place. It was all she ever talked about. "Lexis, will it ever be Sloppy Joe day again?" .... ''"Mysterious voice with no name I'm aware of, do you think they're having sloppy joes right now?" ...."Mom, where are my legs?"''....haha, what a '''big dummy!'''
* HumansAreMorons: Lexis doesn't think much of the human capacity to fathom the local jargon.
--> '''Ms. Green''': WHAT'S a greyzoner? What's a zone?!
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, that's easy, just describe what an internet meme is to a shoebox full of moths that can only hear nouns and you'll probably come up with an analogy that's at least ''ironically'' wrong.
* IHaveMyWays: Lexis knows an awful lot about the goings-on within the Hospital, for a parasite hooked inside Ora's stomach.
--> '''Lexis''': You shoulda seen the look on your face when [[spoiler: the Barbeque kicked you in the keister.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...How the hell did you even see that? And why do you remember it if your...friend...doesn't?
--> '''Lexis''': Oh, I remember all ''kinds'' of things I shouldn't. Heck, one of the few things I don't know is how I know so much.
* ImAHumanitarian: Makes absolutely no secret of the fact that she looks forward to ingesting Ms. Green, once Ora's stomach acids flood the room and her body is 'soupefied.'
* NeverFoundTheBody: While Ora ends up very definitely 'out of commission,' we don't see what befell Lexis, since she disappeared.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatycakes,' and most tellingly, 'soupstuff.'
* PunnyName: Lexis' name is derived from 'scolex,' which are the suckers and hooks a tapeworm uses to attack itself to its host.
* TheSymbiote: A parasitic symbiote, naturally enough, since she's basically an anthropomorphic tapeworm.
* YouAreTooLate: Upon finding herself trapped in Ora's interior, Ms. Green's first action is to pump Lexis for all the information she can. Lexis is all too happy to cooperate. When Ms. Green's finished, and she turns her attention to escaping Ora… '''that's''' when Lexis informs the human of the paralyzing nerve toxin her body's been absorbing this whole while.
!! The Glumdroodler
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reverbchuck14.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:How'd its pink bow stay so pristine down in there?!]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Get ready, dadmiser! It's a ripe one!
Because this thing had jammed itself in their meat grinder, the culinary staff of Burgrr, Inc. had no way of making the sloppy joe which Ms. Green so desperately needed at the time. Once Ms. Green had collected the items needed to get it to emerge, she then had to fight this creature to the death alongside BBQ Girll and Harmburger.
----
* BigNo: Appropriately hammy, for a thing that'd lodged itself in a meat grinder.
--> '''Glumdroodler''': TUBE THOUGHT?! NOOOOOO!!!
* CutsceneBoss: Ms. Green's clash against this thing made for an impressive battle. But since Ms. Green wasn't on speaking terms with the Commentators at the time, they had no input in the fight.
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Right after the Glumdroodler was vanquished, BBQ Girll joyfully informed Ms. Green that this now freed them up to abduct humans from her world as a meat source. But since she was speaking in her usual technobabble, it all went over the woman's head.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We thought we might have to delay our next [[HumanResources grey-harvest,]] but you delayered that 'droodler like it was just a '''nagvolem!'''
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: It's a... photograph? Photoshopped?
* OurMonstersAreWeird: We challenge '''you''', dear reader, to describe this creature.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Its enemies thinking about tubes serves as the final nail in its proverbial coffin.
!! The Magboils
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/marrownw.png]]
--> '''Magboil''': FOR A HARMED WAY!!! BE GUSHES A SECRET FIND!!?
Pallid, skeletal, naked creatures with eyes full of maggots, and meandering, empty existences. Miss Green first encounters a talking one outside the 'final dungeon' of the Inert Vessel, though she cannot make sense of what it's saying. Her companions encourage her to ignore it, though Maggie insists its presence signifies a 'zonal bleed.'
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* TheCassandra: Assuming the first Magboil was indeed a MadOracle, like the Commentators guessed… it was treated in classic 'Cassandra' style, with Ms. Green's companions immediately urging her to pay the poor thing no mind.
* CanonWelding: Magboils were first featured as characters in [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Burgrr_Entries Burger Entries,]] a creepypasta story Bogleech wrote before ''Awful Hospital,'' along with all the most iconic employees of Burgrr, Inc.
* CrazyConsumption: They seem to 'eat' by sticking bits of carrion into their eyeballs. Where their maggots are.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Magboil heads were available as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121.html menu item]] which Harmburger was willing to serve up when Ms. Green paid the cafeteria a visit. She also used a dead one to defend herself against an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/080.html attacking bloodbag.]]
* IntentionalEngrishForFunny: The way they talk, based on the not so intentional engrish on the toys that inspired them.
* MadOracle: The first one to appear was immediately suspected of being this by several of The Commentators, who immediately set about to decrypt its quasi-English ramblings.
* TheWatcher: So far, they've just been observing Ms. Green and her companions from nearby. While mutteringly psychically.
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!!Fern Green
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[[caption-width-right:343:Mama's on her way...]]
--> You ignore the spinal column's sales pitch and the other whining meat scraps, pressing on in your urgent quest to reunite with your kid and find a way out of this cheap, laughable horror show. You'll find him on your own, or you'll beat what you need to know out of that pink doorknob guy or whatever the hell that was supposed to be. On your way down the hall, you notice a huge, leaking pile of trash bags on the floor. What a ''dump.'' What an absolute joke. You know what you should do? You should ''sue.'' Do talking bugs and guts know what that is? They vaguely know what "hospitals" are supposed to be, maybe they know what a big fat lawsuit looks like.
Our imperiled protagonist. She wakes up one day in the titular awful hospital after trying desperately to find a cure for the disease afflicting her son. Now she must find her son and escape. Although she has no obvious skills, the love for her child and quick acclamation to the hospital's weirdness keeps her going strong.
!!Fern Green
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[[caption-width-right:343:Mama's on her way...]]
--> You ignore the spinal column's sales pitch and the other whining meat scraps, pressing on in your urgent quest to reunite with your kid and find a way out of this cheap, laughable horror show. You'll find him on your own, or you'll beat what you need to know out of that pink doorknob guy or whatever the hell that was supposed to be. On your way down the hall, you notice a huge, leaking pile of trash bags on the floor. What a ''dump.'' What an absolute joke. You know what you should do? You should ''sue.'' Do talking bugs and guts know what that is? They vaguely know what "hospitals" are supposed to be, maybe they know what a big fat lawsuit looks like.
Our imperiled protagonist. She wakes up one day in the titular awful hospital after trying desperately to find a cure for the disease afflicting her son. Now she must find her son and escape. Although she has no obvious skills, the love for her child and quick acclamation to the hospital's weirdness keeps her going strong.
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!!Fern Green
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!! 'Lady' Maya Celia
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-->
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this must be bigger than I thought.''
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
An [[DarkActionGirl adventurous]] [[MushroomMan fungusapient]] that
Our imperiled protagonist. She wakes up one day
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* AudienceSurrogate: Since BlueAndOrangeMorality and WorldOfWeirdness are two of the most predominating tropes in ''Awful Hospital's'' storyline, it helps having a lady like Fern around, to ask all the questions that a normal human would be asking.
* BadassNormal: For a bog-standard human without a clue what's going on, she rises admirably to the occasion.
* BadDreams: This poor woman dies gruesomely, then awakens in a new body far more often than she reawakens in the same body after falling asleep. Inevitably, when she does get sleep, it's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/350.html plagued]] with [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/415.html nightmares.]]
* BagOfHolding: The tote bag she buys from the Crooked Spine. It functions by {{Hammerspace}} rules and is said to hold up to ten items.
* BagOfSpilling: [[spoiler: The tote bag CANNOT be summoned in every zone, as Fern learns at the most inconvenient possible time.]]
* BarbarianHero: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/statyou.png Celia]] assigned this role to Fern without bothering to consult her. Although in combat, she could almost be accused of [[BecomingTheMask taking this role to heart.]]
--> '''YOU SWING YOUR +1 AXE! STRIKE ROLL: 21! (CRITICAL STRIKE! +1 DAMAGE BONUS!)''' ''The axe buries deep in the soft, spongy, rotten face of the creature, greenish ichor spurting loudly from its maw and open eye socket.''
--> '''Celia''': Yeesh. Brutal. What do you even need ''us'' around?
* BeigeProse: She's down-to-earth and plainspoken to a fault, and isn't really one for flowery language. This trait is especially obvious whenever she finds herself exchanging words with an exceptionally [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/258.html florid ham.]] Which [[WorldOfHam isn't an infrequent occurrence]] for her.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Fern's texture coloration is actually a green-tinted picture of bacteria under a microscope.
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: She's a veritable valedictorian of the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aaalaurieaaa_4881.jpg Laurie Strode]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/217.html School]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/360.html of]] CharacterDevelopment.
* CoveredInGunge: The hospital gown that Fern first wakes up in is described as 'in dire need of washing. Or burning,' by herself and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/004 'freshly mucused']] by Dr. Phage. She's never given the chance to change out of this outfit... and even in instances where [[spoiler: her body's reduced to so much [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/148.html gory salsa,]]]] her Hospital caretakers merely slip a new mucused gown over her [[spoiler: [[ExpendableClone new]]]] body. What's more, ever SINCE her first awakening, she's come in contact with all sorts of… ''substances'' in this Hospital… none of which are soap, shampoo, or clean water. You can imagine the state of her hygiene.
* EvolvingWeapon: After it's used to kill [[spoiler: Ms. Kidney Stone]], the jagged piece of wood emerges coated in 'mineral waste.' Ms. Green observes that it's now sharper than before. This also applies to the broken pipe she gets, [[spoiler: when she attaches an [[AnAxeToGrind axe]] to it.]]
* ExpendableClone: Finding [[spoiler:a morgue full of her own corpses]] makes her fear this. [[spoiler:Subverted when she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html learns]] that she's the only ''non''-expendable one: she's the "core" being, of which the others are alternate manifestations.]]
--> '''Maggie:''' That's existing, for you!
* FeaturelessProtagonist: She was originally designed as such so as not to have any connection to any particular race or culture, but CharacterizationMarchesOn and her featurelessness flakes off. [[note]] We know that she's a single mom, who lived [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/207.html in an apartment in a bad neighborhood of an English-speaking country.]] We know that she was a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/218.html college student]] who was [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html just starting school,]] with an interest in [[NotSoDifferent pursuing a medical degree.]] She did [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html "odd jobs"]] to get by. She was also the sort of woman who didn't [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/245.html drink alcohol often,]] yet had a history of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/292.html "standing around in the darkest corners of bars, all alone."]] She admits she was [[DarkAndTroubledPast "up to no good at the time."]][[/note]] It was for this reason that her real name was finally revealed:
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html It had been a year]] of her going unnamed and it was just kinda getting silly. When the comic started, she was going to be nameless because she was going to be more like a [[AudienceSurrogate "reader insert"]] or [[FeaturelessProtagonist "blank slate"]] kind of character, but she quickly developed a distinct personality anyway.**
* HartmanHips: Miss Green has pretty wide hips sometimes.
* HearingVoices: Though she's not sure '''what''' they are. At one point, she theorizes they might be 'little green men beaming radio signals into her brain.'
* TheHeart: She stands out for caring about even the most alien of beings, up to and including a giant kidney stone and a suit full of flies.
%%* HeroicWillpower
* ImprovisedWeaponUser: Several; a jagged wooden shard of a broken picture frame, a broken pipe, a [[DropTheHammer mallet]] found on the ground, a can of spray cheese...
* LifeMeter: Makes its surprise debut during the 'Inert Sub-Concept Vessel' arc.
* MamaBear: Everything she goes through is to reunite with her son, and threatening that son is a good way to get violently beaten down.
* NoNameGiven: For the longest while.
--> '''Lexis''': I'm Lexis! What's your name?
--> '''The Mother''': Not important.
* OnlySaneMan: With increasing UnfazedEveryman tendencies as she gets used to her new surroundings.
* PajamaCladHero: In the gown of a bedridden hospital patient.
* PreMortemOneLiner: In the heat of battle, she'll roll out such ''bon mots'' as "Why don't you just piss off?!" to Ms. Kidney Stone and "Can it!" to [[spoiler: the Balphin.]]
* TeamMom: It goes beyond even being a mother searching for her son. Between the likes of the Kidney Stone baby, the Polyp, Diptworth, and even the Baby Heads Worm, this woman seems to be consistently thrust into a maternal role.
* TheNoseless: Purely a stylistic choice on the part of her artist; she ''can'' smell perfectly fine, (though in a place as gross as The Hospital, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121 it would've almost been a mercy if she'd TRULY been noseless.)]]
* TokenHuman: Of any team she happens to be a part of, and indeed, for ''Awful Hospital'' as a whole. (Not that there are NO other humans around…)
* UnnamedParent: Subverted after [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/171.html a]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/210.html long]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html string]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/balmerfile-you.png of]] [[TheUnreveal Unreveals]], when she's finally addressed as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html Fern]] -- [[LampshadeHanging to Celia's confusion]].
* WeirdnessCensor: Curiously, she can't seem to see that she's green, insisting that she appears [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/005 "perfectly normal."]] Other characters in this story [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092 CAN see her greenness.]]
!!Fern's Son (Junior)
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[[caption-width-right:348:The words don't lie.]]
--> '''Fern''': I have a son, and the doctors have him...somewhere. They won't tell me where, or even why we're here, so I'm trying to find him myself, and get out of here.
Our heroine's infant son became sick with a mysterious ailment before the start of the story. Outwardly appearing as a progressive mass of green skin boils and errant follicles, the disease baffled numerous doctors and specialists. The child has apparently joined the protagonist in Dr. Phage's hospital, although his location is somewhere inside the heavily-fortified maternity ward.
* BadassNormal: For a bog-standard human without a clue what's going on, she rises admirably to the occasion.
* BadDreams: This poor woman dies gruesomely, then awakens in a new body far more often than she reawakens in the same body after falling asleep. Inevitably, when she does get sleep, it's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/350.html plagued]] with [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/415.html nightmares.]]
* BagOfHolding: The tote bag she buys from the Crooked Spine. It functions by {{Hammerspace}} rules and is said to hold up to ten items.
* BagOfSpilling: [[spoiler: The tote bag CANNOT be summoned in every zone, as Fern learns at the most inconvenient possible time.]]
* BarbarianHero: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/statyou.png Celia]] assigned this role to Fern without bothering to consult her. Although in combat, she could almost be accused of [[BecomingTheMask taking this role to heart.]]
--> '''YOU SWING YOUR +1 AXE! STRIKE ROLL: 21! (CRITICAL STRIKE! +1 DAMAGE BONUS!)''' ''The axe buries deep in the soft, spongy, rotten face of the creature, greenish ichor spurting loudly from its maw and open eye socket.''
--> '''Celia''': Yeesh. Brutal. What do you even need ''us'' around?
* BeigeProse: She's down-to-earth and plainspoken to a fault, and isn't really one for flowery language. This trait is especially obvious whenever she finds herself exchanging words with an exceptionally [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/258.html florid ham.]] Which [[WorldOfHam isn't an infrequent occurrence]] for her.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Fern's texture coloration is actually a green-tinted picture of bacteria under a microscope.
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: She's a veritable valedictorian of the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aaalaurieaaa_4881.jpg Laurie Strode]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/217.html School]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/360.html of]] CharacterDevelopment.
* CoveredInGunge: The hospital gown that Fern first wakes up in is described as 'in dire need of washing. Or burning,' by herself and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/004 'freshly mucused']] by Dr. Phage. She's never given the chance to change out of this outfit... and even in instances where [[spoiler: her body's reduced to so much [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/148.html gory salsa,]]]] her Hospital caretakers merely slip a new mucused gown over her [[spoiler: [[ExpendableClone new]]]] body. What's more, ever SINCE her first awakening, she's come in contact with all sorts of… ''substances'' in this Hospital… none of which are soap, shampoo, or clean water. You can imagine the state of her hygiene.
* EvolvingWeapon: After it's used to kill [[spoiler: Ms. Kidney Stone]], the jagged piece of wood emerges coated in 'mineral waste.' Ms. Green observes that it's now sharper than before. This also applies to the broken pipe she gets, [[spoiler: when she attaches an [[AnAxeToGrind axe]] to it.]]
* ExpendableClone: Finding [[spoiler:a morgue full of her own corpses]] makes her fear this. [[spoiler:Subverted when she [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html learns]] that she's the only ''non''-expendable one: she's the "core" being, of which the others are alternate manifestations.]]
--> '''Maggie:''' That's existing, for you!
* FeaturelessProtagonist: She was originally designed as such so as not to have any connection to any particular race or culture, but CharacterizationMarchesOn and her featurelessness flakes off. [[note]] We know that she's a single mom, who lived [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/207.html in an apartment in a bad neighborhood of an English-speaking country.]] We know that she was a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/218.html college student]] who was [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html just starting school,]] with an interest in [[NotSoDifferent pursuing a medical degree.]] She did [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html "odd jobs"]] to get by. She was also the sort of woman who didn't [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/245.html drink alcohol often,]] yet had a history of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/292.html "standing around in the darkest corners of bars, all alone."]] She admits she was [[DarkAndTroubledPast "up to no good at the time."]][[/note]] It was for this reason that her real name was finally revealed:
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html It had been a year]] of her going unnamed and it was just kinda getting silly. When the comic started, she was going to be nameless because she was going to be more like a [[AudienceSurrogate "reader insert"]] or [[FeaturelessProtagonist "blank slate"]] kind of character, but she quickly developed a distinct personality anyway.**
* HartmanHips: Miss Green has pretty wide hips sometimes.
* HearingVoices: Though she's not sure '''what''' they are. At one point, she theorizes they might be 'little green men beaming radio signals into her brain.'
* TheHeart: She stands out for caring about even the most alien of beings, up to and including a giant kidney stone and a suit full of flies.
%%* HeroicWillpower
* ImprovisedWeaponUser: Several; a jagged wooden shard of a broken picture frame, a broken pipe, a [[DropTheHammer mallet]] found on the ground, a can of spray cheese...
* LifeMeter: Makes its surprise debut during the 'Inert Sub-Concept Vessel' arc.
* MamaBear: Everything she goes through is to reunite with her son, and threatening that son is a good way to get violently beaten down.
* NoNameGiven: For the longest while.
--> '''Lexis''': I'm Lexis! What's your name?
--> '''The Mother''': Not important.
* OnlySaneMan: With increasing UnfazedEveryman tendencies as she gets used to her new surroundings.
* PajamaCladHero: In the gown of a bedridden hospital patient.
* PreMortemOneLiner: In the heat of battle, she'll roll out such ''bon mots'' as "Why don't you just piss off?!" to Ms. Kidney Stone and "Can it!" to [[spoiler: the Balphin.]]
* TeamMom: It goes beyond even being a mother searching for her son. Between the likes of the Kidney Stone baby, the Polyp, Diptworth, and even the Baby Heads Worm, this woman seems to be consistently thrust into a maternal role.
* TheNoseless: Purely a stylistic choice on the part of her artist; she ''can'' smell perfectly fine, (though in a place as gross as The Hospital, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121 it would've almost been a mercy if she'd TRULY been noseless.)]]
* TokenHuman: Of any team she happens to be a part of, and indeed, for ''Awful Hospital'' as a whole. (Not that there are NO other humans around…)
* UnnamedParent: Subverted after [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/171.html a]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/210.html long]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html string]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/balmerfile-you.png of]] [[TheUnreveal Unreveals]], when she's finally addressed as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html Fern]] -- [[LampshadeHanging to Celia's confusion]].
* WeirdnessCensor: Curiously, she can't seem to see that she's green, insisting that she appears [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/005 "perfectly normal."]] Other characters in this story [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092 CAN see her greenness.]]
!!Fern's Son (Junior)
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[[caption-width-right:348:The words don't lie.]]
--> '''Fern''': I have a son, and the doctors have him...somewhere. They won't tell me where, or even why we're here, so I'm trying to find him myself, and get out of here.
Our heroine's infant son became sick with a mysterious ailment before the start of the story. Outwardly appearing as a progressive mass of green skin boils and errant follicles, the disease baffled numerous doctors and specialists. The child has apparently joined the protagonist in Dr. Phage's hospital, although his location is somewhere inside the heavily-fortified maternity ward.
to:
* AudienceSurrogate: Since BlueAndOrangeMorality and WorldOfWeirdness are two of the most predominating tropes in ''Awful Hospital's'' storyline, it helps having a lady like Fern around, to ask all the questions AllThereInTheManual: Where we learn that a normal human would be asking.
* BadassNormal: For a bog-standard human without a clue what's going on, she rises admirably to the occasion.
* BadDreams: This poor woman dies gruesomely, then awakens in a new body far more often than she reawakens in the same body after falling asleep. Inevitably, when she does get sleep, it'sher forename is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/350.com/awfulhospital/blogcelia.html plagued]] with 'Maya.']] In-story, she's [[LastNameBasis never revealed her first name]] to anyone.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/415.html nightmares.]]
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*BagOfHolding: FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: Thetote bag she buys from the Crooked Spine. It functions by {{Hammerspace}} rules and is said to hold up to ten items.
* BagOfSpilling: [[spoiler: The tote bag CANNOT be summoned in every zone, as Fernmoment Celia learns at the most inconvenient possible time.]]
Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
*BarbarianHero: GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/statyou.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png Celia]] assigned this role underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] toFern without bothering to consult her. Although in combat, she could almost be accused expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of[[BecomingTheMask taking this role to heart.LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
--> '''YOU SWING YOUR +1 AXE! STRIKE ROLL: 21! (CRITICAL STRIKE! +1 DAMAGE BONUS!)''' ''The axe buries deep in * ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the soft, spongy, rotten face of the creature, greenish ichor spurting loudly from its maw and open eye socket.''
same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''':Yeesh. Brutal. What do you even need ''us'' around?
* BeigeProse: She's down-to-earth and plainspoken to a fault, and isn't really oneI could go for flowery language. This trait is especially obvious whenever she finds herself exchanging words with an exceptionally a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/258.com/awfulhospital/395.html florid ham.]] Which [[WorldOfHam isn't an infrequent occurrence]] for her.
bite myself.]]
*ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Fern's texture coloration is actually a green-tinted picture of bacteria under a microscope.
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: She's a veritable valedictorian of the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aaalaurieaaa_4881.jpg Laurie Strode]]InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/217.com/awfulhospital/260.html School]] jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/360.com/awfulhospital/259.html of]] CharacterDevelopment.
* CoveredInGunge: The hospital gown that Fern first wakes up in is describedexact same shade of turquoise]] as 'in dire need of washing. Or burning,' by herself and Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/004 'freshly mucused']] by Dr. Phage. She's never given the chance to change out of this outfit... and even in instances where [[spoiler: her body's reduced to so much [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/148.com/awfulhospital/398.html gory salsa,]]]] her Hospital caretakers merely slip a new mucused gown over her [[spoiler: [[ExpendableClone new]]]] body. What's more, ever SINCE her first awakening, she's come in contact with all sorts of… ''substances'' in this Hospital… none of which are soap, shampoo, or clean water. You can imagine the state of her hygiene.digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
*EvolvingWeapon: After it's used MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler:Ms. Kidney Stone]], the jagged piece of wood emerges coated Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in'mineral waste.' Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green observes reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that it's now sharper than before. place alive. This also applies to includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the broken pipe Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she gets, [[spoiler: when she attaches an [[AnAxeToGrind axe]] never intended it to it.[[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
*ExpendableClone: Finding [[spoiler:a morgue full RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best ofher own corpses]] makes her fear this. [[spoiler:Subverted times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive whenshe Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.htmllearns]] that revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] theonly ''non''-expendable one: she's the "core" being, of which the others are alternate manifestations.threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
--> '''Maggie:''' That's existing, for you!
* FeaturelessProtagonist: She was originally designed as such so as not to have any connection to any particular race or culture, but CharacterizationMarchesOn and her featurelessness flakes off. [[note]] We know that she's VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a single mom, who lived [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/207.html in an apartment in a bad neighborhood of an English-speaking country.]] We know that she was a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/218.html college student]] who was [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html just starting school,]] with an interest in [[NotSoDifferent pursuing a medical degree.]] She did [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html "odd jobs"]] to get by. She was also the sort of woman who didn't [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/245.html drink alcohol often,]] yet had a history of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/292.html "standing around in the darkest corners of bars, all alone."]] She admits she was [[DarkAndTroubledPast "up to no good at the time."]][[/note]] It was for this reason that her real name was finally revealed:
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html It had been a year]] of her going unnamed and it was just kinda getting silly. When the comic started, she was going to be nameless because she was going to be more like a [[AudienceSurrogate "reader insert"]] or [[FeaturelessProtagonist "blank slate"]] kind of character, but she quickly developed a distinct personality anyway.**
* HartmanHips: Miss Green has pretty wide hips sometimes.
* HearingVoices: Though she's not sure '''what''' they are. At one point, she theorizes they might be 'little green men beaming radio signals into her brain.'
* TheHeart: She stands out for caring about even the most alien of beings, up to and including a giant kidney stone and a suit full of flies.
%%* HeroicWillpower
* ImprovisedWeaponUser: Several; a jagged wooden shard of a broken picture frame, a broken pipe, a [[DropTheHammer mallet]] found on the ground, a can of spray cheese...very talented thief.
*LifeMeter: Makes its surprise debut during the 'Inert Sub-Concept Vessel' arc.
* MamaBear: Everything she goes through is to reunite with her son, and threatening that son is a good way to get violently beaten down.
* NoNameGiven: For the longest while.
--> '''Lexis''': I'm Lexis! What's your name?
--> '''The Mother''': Not important.
* OnlySaneMan: With increasing UnfazedEveryman tendencies as she gets used to her new surroundings.
* PajamaCladHero: In the gown of a bedridden hospital patient.
* PreMortemOneLiner: In the heat of battle, she'll roll out such ''bon mots'' as "Why don't you just piss off?!" to Ms. Kidney Stone and "Can it!" to [[spoiler: the Balphin.]]
* TeamMom: It goes beyond even being a mother searching for her son. Between the likes of the Kidney Stone baby, the Polyp, Diptworth, and even the Baby Heads Worm, this woman seems to be consistently thrust into a maternal role.
* TheNoseless: Purely a stylistic choice on the part of her artist; she ''can'' smell perfectly fine, (though in a place as gross as The Hospital, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121 it would've almost been a mercy if she'd TRULY been noseless.)]]
* TokenHuman: Of any team she happens to be a part of, and indeed, for ''Awful Hospital'' as a whole. (Not that there are NO other humans around…)
* UnnamedParent: Subverted after [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/171.html a]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/210.html long]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html string]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/balmerfile-you.png of]] [[TheUnreveal Unreveals]], when she's finally addressed as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html Fern]] -- [[LampshadeHanging toTheWormGuy: Celia's confusion]].
* WeirdnessCensor: Curiously, she can't seemno stranger to see that she's green, insisting that she appears [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/005 "perfectly normal."]] Other characters worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull inthis story [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092 CAN see her greenness.]]
!!Fern's Son (Junior)
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--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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[[caption-width-right:348:The words don't lie.]]
[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
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[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
-->'''Fern''': I have a son, and '''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that the doctors have him...somewhere. They won't tell me where, or even why we're here, so I'm trying to find him myself, and get out of here.whole world steps into your clinic.
Our heroine's infant son became sick with Fern's second companion: a mysterious ailment before grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the start of the story. Outwardly appearing Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a progressive mass of green skin boils and errant follicles, healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the disease baffled numerous doctors and specialists. The child has apparently joined the protagonist in Dr. Phage's hospital, although his location is somewhere inside the heavily-fortified maternity ward.'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
* BadassNormal: For a bog-standard human without a clue what's going on, she rises admirably to the occasion.
* BadDreams: This poor woman dies gruesomely, then awakens in a new body far more often than she reawakens in the same body after falling asleep. Inevitably, when she does get sleep, it's
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.
*
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The
* BagOfSpilling: [[spoiler: The tote bag CANNOT be summoned in every zone, as Fern
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
*
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of
--> '''Celia''':
* BeigeProse: She's down-to-earth and plainspoken to a fault, and isn't really one
*
* ConditionedToAcceptHorror: She's a veritable valedictorian of the [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/aaalaurieaaa_4881.jpg Laurie Strode]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.
* CoveredInGunge: The hospital gown that Fern first wakes up in is described
*
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler:
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in
*
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the
--> '''Bogleech''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html It had been a year]] of her going unnamed and it was just kinda getting silly. When the comic started, she was going to be nameless because she was going to be more like a [[AudienceSurrogate "reader insert"]] or [[FeaturelessProtagonist "blank slate"]] kind of character, but she quickly developed a distinct personality anyway.**
* HartmanHips: Miss Green has pretty wide hips sometimes.
* HearingVoices: Though she's not sure '''what''' they are. At one point, she theorizes they might be 'little green men beaming radio signals into her brain.'
* TheHeart: She stands out for caring about even the most alien of beings, up to and including a giant kidney stone and a suit full of flies.
%%* HeroicWillpower
* ImprovisedWeaponUser: Several; a jagged wooden shard of a broken picture frame, a broken pipe, a [[DropTheHammer mallet]] found on the ground, a can of spray cheese...
*
* MamaBear: Everything she goes through is to reunite with her son, and threatening that son is a good way to get violently beaten down.
* NoNameGiven: For the longest while.
--> '''Lexis''': I'm Lexis! What's your name?
--> '''The Mother''': Not important.
* OnlySaneMan: With increasing UnfazedEveryman tendencies as she gets used to her new surroundings.
* PajamaCladHero: In the gown of a bedridden hospital patient.
* PreMortemOneLiner: In the heat of battle, she'll roll out such ''bon mots'' as "Why don't you just piss off?!" to Ms. Kidney Stone and "Can it!" to [[spoiler: the Balphin.]]
* TeamMom: It goes beyond even being a mother searching for her son. Between the likes of the Kidney Stone baby, the Polyp, Diptworth, and even the Baby Heads Worm, this woman seems to be consistently thrust into a maternal role.
* TheNoseless: Purely a stylistic choice on the part of her artist; she ''can'' smell perfectly fine, (though in a place as gross as The Hospital, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/121 it would've almost been a mercy if she'd TRULY been noseless.)]]
* TokenHuman: Of any team she happens to be a part of, and indeed, for ''Awful Hospital'' as a whole. (Not that there are NO other humans around…)
* UnnamedParent: Subverted after [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/171.html a]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/210.html long]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html string]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/balmerfile-you.png of]] [[TheUnreveal Unreveals]], when she's finally addressed as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/433.html Fern]] -- [[LampshadeHanging to
* WeirdnessCensor: Curiously, she can't seem
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in
!!Fern's Son (Junior)
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--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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-->
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* AndIMustScream: Aside from shifting at random into some dark corners of the {{Multiverse}}, his sickness is bad enough that he's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/347.html described]] as falling apart on his mother -- ''almost literally.''
* CorruptTheCutie: Corrupting this infant, both spiritually and physically, and turning him to their side, seems to be at least one goal of [[SecretOtherFamily The Parliament.]] Alarmingly, there are signs that they're winning him over.
* IdiotBall: It's unknown whether it's the baby, himself, that produces this effect, the disease ailing him, or WHAT. Whatever the source; ''any'' medical practitioner who has ever looked into this poor child's case (human or otherwise) has been rendered incompetent; unable to give him a proper prognosis or diagnosis, let alone treat his condition.
--> '''Staph''': These doctors of yours...what did they say?
--> '''Fern''': Nonsense. Garbage. "Up his vitamins!" ... "Somebody's needs a nap!" ...it...it was like they were just going through the motions, reading off a script, like they almost didn't totally connect what I was showing them. "They all go through this at that age!" they'd say. '''NO, THEY DON'T.''' I'm pretty sure I'd KNOW if they did. ''Everyone'' would know!!
* TheLittlestCancerPatient: No one knows whether it's ''actually'' cancer or some entirely different disease, but the little guy's suffering terribly from it.
* NoNameGiven: Though his mom's been named, he hasn't yet.
* TheFaceless: So far, the most we've seen of this baby outside of obscuring silhouettes is his hands. And his hands do not look well.
* RandomTransportation: Random teleportation through the {{Multiverse}} seems to be brought on by his ailment and exacerbated by Dr. Phage's injection.
* SignatureScent: [[TastesLikePurple Green]], somehow, and badly enough to turn a maggot's stomach.
--> '''Maggie''': Mmmmm...methane, sulfur...my mouth should be waterin', but there's somethin' else...can't quite place it…[[EveryoneHasStandards I ain't feelin' too well.]]
--> '''Fern''': It...it's how ''he'' smelled...my son...
!!The Commentators
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[[caption-width-right:350:And make sure it's a good one.]]
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--> ''Through the gibbering chaos in your subconscious, a single plea rises above the rest, echoing around you like the wisdom of a ghostly mentor…''
--> [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/064 > USE THE CHEESE]]
The dozens of voices that gained access to Fern's head when she was admitted to the hospital; they have become an important part of her decision-making process. Furthermore, because the protagonist's story is told (primarily) in SecondPerson, the narrative more-or-less invites the Commentators to think of ''themselves'' as her. Ostensibly, they provide helpful guidance. In reality, a significant number of the voices are mischievous, antagonistic, or provide a silly GreekChorus instead.
to:
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.
* CorruptTheCutie: Corrupting
* IdiotBall: It's unknown whether it's
--> '''Staph''': These doctors of yours...
--> '''Fern''': Nonsense. Garbage. "Up his vitamins!" ... "Somebody's needs a nap!" ...it...it was like they were just going through the motions, reading off a script, like they almost didn't totally connect what I was showing them. "They all go through this at that age!" they'd say. '''NO, THEY DON'T.'''
*
*
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
*
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this
* RandomTransportation: Random teleportation through
*
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a
--> '''Maggie''': Mmmmm...methane, sulfur...my mouth should be waterin',
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but
--> '''Fern''': It...it's how ''he'' smelled...my son...
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
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-->
-->
The dozens of voices
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an
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* AppealToFlattery: How they manipulated Dr. Phage when they were [[VillainEpisode briefly switched over]] to 'advising' him.
--> '''Commentator''': Yes, yes. Keeping your desk unlocked is a brilliant move befitting a genius. You know what else would show off your intellectual status like the true savant you are? Keeping your office door unlocked too.
* BigDamnHeroes: Right when its seems Double Doors will override Ms. Green's willpower, they come to her rescue and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/dudls.png override right back.]]
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: Ms. Green has the power to decide whether or not to follow the voices' suggestions, which she'll often do when they become too overbearing or perverse. [[spoiler:Whenever she ignores the voices, the result is usually her quick demise.]]
* DistractedByTheSexy: Are fond of shipping certain characters together, even if that has no obvious bearings on Ms. Green's goals. In the earlier days, when more of the comments dealt primarily with offering Ms. Green suggestions, a few of the voices suggested that she get naked. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html She eventually obliged.]]
* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: [[SarcasticDevotee Snarky]] and irreverent though the Commentators always are… the majority of them are [[MamaBear ferociously]] [[PapaWolf protective]] of her. Anything that would seriously do her harm… they are out for its blood.
--> '''Commentator''': Miss Green. normally [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/367.html here]] I'd make some snide joke about [[ItMakesSenseInContext your world at large,]] or give some rather avoidance advice, or suggest a third course of action. I'm not going to do that. No, no. My advice for this situation boils down to three words, screamed in the most metal of ways: KICK HIS ASS.
* KleptomaniacHero: If Ms. Green enters a room, and there are any objects which could conceivably be taken, odds are excellent that the Commentators will encourage her to add them to her inventory. Even if they are things like yellow sticky pads or rubber ducks or live worms, which Bogleech never originally intended to BE inventory items. Ironically, these items are the ones which prove to be incredibly useful.
* TheLoonie: There certainly are a few of these among the Commentators... [[TheRoleplayer while others are more rational.]]
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: The way some of them have taken to referring to [[FalseFriend Celia]].
--> '''Commentator''': They are her closest friends so far (and also Celia)
* PlayerAndProtagonistIntegration: An important thematic element throughout the story. Ms. Green's relation to the Commentators falls squarely under 'Advisor.'
* SarcasticDevotee: Almost none of the Commentators are 100% respectful or un-snarky, especially those who have been following the story with the most loyalty.
* SecondPerson: In Awful Hospital's prose, Ms. Green is referenced as 'you,' inviting personal investment between the commentators and herself. 'YOU' is also her character name during [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/039 scripted conversational sequences.]] Except in one notable case where the Commentators just went too far. In retaliation, she switched straight to FirstPerson, and her character name changed to [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/135 'ME.']]
** At a certain point, the heroine's character listing in dialogue was no longer [[SecondPerson "YOU"]] or [[FirstPerson "ME"]] but the [[MultipleNarrativeModes Third Person]] "FERN." This was not a punishment, but story development.
* VideoGameCrueltyPunishment: Ms. Green wants valuable guidance from the voices in her head. She's willing to humor a few [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/108 odd requests,]] every so often. But she's no mindless puppet. If she feels The Commentators' recommendations are turning too twisted, petty, or tyrannical, she'll [[WhatTheHellPlayer tell them off for it,]] then take charge of her own destiny for a time, ignoring all voices completely.
* WhamLine: Courtesy of [[spoiler: Dr. Phage. The majority of the commentators reacted with [[ThisMeansWar aggressive hostility,]] refusing to take him at his word.]]
--> [[spoiler: Dr. Phage: You're only poisoning her, you know.]]
!!Alternate Mothers
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': Omnizonal WHAT?! That's a junk theory!
Different versions of Fern Green from other zones. Though the majority of them aren't even human, there's a definite 'parallel dimension' similarity they all share. One by one, each of these ladies debut in pages [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/182.html 182]], [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/183.html 183]], and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/187.html 187]] through [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/190.html 190]] of the webcomic.
--> '''Commentator''': Yes, yes. Keeping your desk unlocked is a brilliant move befitting a genius. You know what else would show off your intellectual status like the true savant you are? Keeping your office door unlocked too.
* BigDamnHeroes: Right when its seems Double Doors will override Ms. Green's willpower, they come to her rescue and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/dudls.png override right back.]]
* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: Ms. Green has the power to decide whether or not to follow the voices' suggestions, which she'll often do when they become too overbearing or perverse. [[spoiler:Whenever she ignores the voices, the result is usually her quick demise.]]
* DistractedByTheSexy: Are fond of shipping certain characters together, even if that has no obvious bearings on Ms. Green's goals. In the earlier days, when more of the comments dealt primarily with offering Ms. Green suggestions, a few of the voices suggested that she get naked. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html She eventually obliged.]]
* IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: [[SarcasticDevotee Snarky]] and irreverent though the Commentators always are… the majority of them are [[MamaBear ferociously]] [[PapaWolf protective]] of her. Anything that would seriously do her harm… they are out for its blood.
--> '''Commentator''': Miss Green. normally [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/367.html here]] I'd make some snide joke about [[ItMakesSenseInContext your world at large,]] or give some rather avoidance advice, or suggest a third course of action. I'm not going to do that. No, no. My advice for this situation boils down to three words, screamed in the most metal of ways: KICK HIS ASS.
* KleptomaniacHero: If Ms. Green enters a room, and there are any objects which could conceivably be taken, odds are excellent that the Commentators will encourage her to add them to her inventory. Even if they are things like yellow sticky pads or rubber ducks or live worms, which Bogleech never originally intended to BE inventory items. Ironically, these items are the ones which prove to be incredibly useful.
* TheLoonie: There certainly are a few of these among the Commentators... [[TheRoleplayer while others are more rational.]]
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: The way some of them have taken to referring to [[FalseFriend Celia]].
--> '''Commentator''': They are her closest friends so far (and also Celia)
* PlayerAndProtagonistIntegration: An important thematic element throughout the story. Ms. Green's relation to the Commentators falls squarely under 'Advisor.'
* SarcasticDevotee: Almost none of the Commentators are 100% respectful or un-snarky, especially those who have been following the story with the most loyalty.
* SecondPerson: In Awful Hospital's prose, Ms. Green is referenced as 'you,' inviting personal investment between the commentators and herself. 'YOU' is also her character name during [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/039 scripted conversational sequences.]] Except in one notable case where the Commentators just went too far. In retaliation, she switched straight to FirstPerson, and her character name changed to [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/135 'ME.']]
** At a certain point, the heroine's character listing in dialogue was no longer [[SecondPerson "YOU"]] or [[FirstPerson "ME"]] but the [[MultipleNarrativeModes Third Person]] "FERN." This was not a punishment, but story development.
* VideoGameCrueltyPunishment: Ms. Green wants valuable guidance from the voices in her head. She's willing to humor a few [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/108 odd requests,]] every so often. But she's no mindless puppet. If she feels The Commentators' recommendations are turning too twisted, petty, or tyrannical, she'll [[WhatTheHellPlayer tell them off for it,]] then take charge of her own destiny for a time, ignoring all voices completely.
* WhamLine: Courtesy of [[spoiler: Dr. Phage. The majority of the commentators reacted with [[ThisMeansWar aggressive hostility,]] refusing to take him at his word.]]
--> [[spoiler: Dr. Phage: You're only poisoning her, you know.]]
!!Alternate Mothers
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': Omnizonal WHAT?! That's a junk theory!
Different versions of Fern Green from other zones. Though the majority of them aren't even human, there's a definite 'parallel dimension' similarity they all share. One by one, each of these ladies debut in pages [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/182.html 182]], [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/183.html 183]], and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/187.html 187]] through [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/190.html 190]] of the webcomic.
to:
* AppealToFlattery: How ALizardNamedLiz: A maggot named Maggie.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When theymanipulated Dr. Phage when they were [[VillainEpisode briefly switched over]] report back to 'advising' him.
her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
-->'''Commentator''': Yes, yes. Keeping your desk unlocked '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is abrilliant move befitting a genius. You know what else would show off your intellectual status like the true savant you are? Keeping your office door unlocked too.
maggot, after all.
*BigDamnHeroes: Right when its seems Double Doors will override KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's willpower, they come to team when Mildred swallowed her rescue into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/dudls.png override right back.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
*TheCuckoolanderWasRight: TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has the been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power todecide whether or not direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to follow as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies thevoices' suggestions, which she'll often do when they become too overbearing or perverse. [[spoiler:Whenever she ignores son of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the voices, prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the result is usually time, Fern and her quick demise.]]
* DistractedByTheSexy: Are fondcompanions simply needed a way of shipping certain characters together, [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't evenif that has no obvious bearings on Ms. Green's goals. In the earlier days, when more of the comments dealt primarily with offering Ms. Green suggestions, have a few of the voices suggested that she get naked. chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html She eventually obliged.]]
com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
*IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer: [[SarcasticDevotee Snarky]] CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and irreverent though the Commentators always are… the majority of them are [[MamaBear ferociously]] [[PapaWolf protective]] of her. Anything acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that would seriously do her harm… they are out for its blood.point forward.
--> '''Commentator''': Miss Green. normally [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/367.html here]] I'd make some snide joke about [[ItMakesSenseInContext your world at large,]] or give some rather avoidance advice, or suggest a third course of action. I'm not going to do that. No, no. My advice for this situation boils down to three words, screamed in the most metal of ways: KICK HIS ASS.
* KleptomaniacHero: If Ms. Green enters a room, and there are any objects which could conceivably be taken, odds are excellent that the Commentators will encourage her to add them to her inventory. Even if they are things like yellow sticky pads or rubber ducks or live worms, which Bogleech never originally intended to BE inventory items. Ironically, these items are the ones which prove to be incredibly useful.
* TheLoonie: There certainly are a few of these among the Commentators... [[TheRoleplayer while others are more rational.]]
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: The way some of them have taken to referring to [[FalseFriend Celia]].
--> '''Commentator''': They are her closest friends so far (and also Celia)
* PlayerAndProtagonistIntegration: An important thematic element throughout the story.DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's relation to the Commentators falls squarely under 'Advisor.'
* SarcasticDevotee: Almost nonecompanions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of the Commentators are 100% respectful or un-snarky, especially those who have been following the story with the most loyalty.[[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
* SecondPerson: In Awful Hospital's prose, Ms. Green is referenced as 'you,' inviting personal investment between the commentators and herself. 'YOU' is also her character name during [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/039 scripted conversational sequences.]] Except in one notable case where the Commentators just went too far. In retaliation, she switched straight to FirstPerson, and her character name changed to [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/135 'ME.']]
** At a certain point, the heroine's character listing in dialogue was no longer [[SecondPerson "YOU"]] or [[FirstPerson "ME"]] but the [[MultipleNarrativeModes Third Person]] "FERN." This was not a punishment, but story development.--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
* VideoGameCrueltyPunishment: Ms. Green wants valuable guidance from the voices in her head. She's willing to humor a few [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/108 odd requests,]] every --> '''Green''': ...so often. But she's no mindless puppet. If she feels The Commentators' recommendations are turning too twisted, petty, or tyrannical, she'll [[WhatTheHellPlayer tell them off for it,]] then take charge of her own destiny for a time, ignoring all voices completely.that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
* WhamLine: Courtesy of [[spoiler: Dr. Phage. The majority of the commentators reacted with [[ThisMeansWar aggressive hostility,]] refusing to take him at his word.]]
--> [[spoiler: Dr. Phage: You're '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was onlypoisoning her, you know.]]
!!Alternate Mothers
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': Omnizonal WHAT?! That's a junk theory!
Different versions of Fern Green from other zones. Though the majority of them aren't even human, there's a definite 'parallel dimension' similarity they all share. One by one, each of these ladies debut in pages [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/182.html 182]], [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/183.html 183]], and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/187.html 187]] through [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/190.html 190]] of the webcomic.one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
-->
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a
*
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
*
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies the
* DistractedByTheSexy: Are fond
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* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even
*
* TheLoonie: There certainly are a few of these among the Commentators... [[TheRoleplayer while others are more rational.]]
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: The way some of them have taken to referring to [[FalseFriend Celia]].
--> '''Commentator''': They are her closest friends so far (and also Celia)
* PlayerAndProtagonistIntegration: An important thematic element throughout the story.
* SarcasticDevotee: Almost none
** At a certain point, the heroine's character listing in dialogue was no longer [[SecondPerson "YOU"]] or [[FirstPerson "ME"]] but the [[MultipleNarrativeModes Third Person]] "FERN." This was not a punishment, but story development.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
[[quoteright:320:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/staphellie.png]]
[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only
!!Alternate Mothers
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': Omnizonal WHAT?! That's a junk theory!
Different versions of Fern Green from other zones. Though the majority of them aren't even human, there's a definite 'parallel dimension' similarity they all share. One by one, each of these ladies debut in pages [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/182.html 182]], [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/183.html 183]], and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/187.html 187]] through [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/190.html 190]] of the webcomic.
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* AlternateSelf: Every one of these females is an alternate universe version of Ms. Green.
* CreepyGood: Horrifyingly inhuman though the majority of them are, ''all'' the alternate mothers have the dimension-hopping baby's best interests at heart, each one doing her best to treat him with the same nurturing maternalism as his true Mom. Even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/188.html #188.]]
--> [[spoiler: [[WordOfGod Bogleech:]] (explaining #188) It's the baby's POV, being [[NotWhatItLooksLike fed]] by an alternate mother.]]
* DarkWorld: Where each of the Alternate Mothers live, though DarkIsNotEvil.
* NotSoDifferent: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/189.html Compare]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/178.html contrast.]]
* SlasherSmile: #182 sure is enthused about feeding her baby.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until we're given some idea of how to even ''begin'' to name any of them, these mothers will have to be referred to by the webpage number they each appear on.
!!Anomalous Red Biomass (The "Miss Reds")
-->''You step through the eerie, luminous opening, waves of nausea on a rampage through your guts...''
'''ALERT: MAJOR [[BrainBleach BRAIN BLEACH]] WARNING AHEAD!!!'''
When Miss Green and her corpse fauna friends blew up the polyp to nothing but smoke and cinder, giving way to an ominous red passage, the woman was not prepared for what was on the other side. What was waiting for the four girls was this titanic, seemingly infinite hall of flesh, apparently trying to recreate the perfect Miss Green and failing to do so, resulting in the abomination Miss Green sees before her eyes.
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/youscape.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Green meets Red.]]
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Some of the 'Ms. Reds' are literally mountain-sized, compared to Ms. Green. One has an eye that looks to be the size of the moon.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The space which the red biomass occupies is infinitely larger than it should have any right to be on a human body.
* BodyHorror: Just read on.
* CloneDegeneration: All of them look like what might happen if cloning experiments were conducted in the heart of a nuclear reactor.
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: With no shortage of ExtraEyes, to boot. A troper would also look at the Ms. Reds and cry 'Mouths Do Not Belong There,' 'Hands Do Not Belong There,' 'Heads Do Not Belong There...'
* HalfTheWomanSheUsedToBe: None of the Ms. Reds have body parts a human being has below the stomach; not even in the wrong places. No feet, toes, or legs.
* MeatMoss: What the red biomass amounts to.
* ProphetEyes: Big, all-white, and wide open.
* RapidAging: From huge, lively and smiling, they can deteriorate into desiccated-looking corpses within an eye-blink.
* SealedEvilInACan: Ms. Green and her team needed to blow up a huge boulder of a polyp to gain access to them.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Companions Of The Mother]]
!! 'Lady' Maya Celia
[[quoteright:294:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_battlestance.png]]
[[caption-width-right:294:Adventure Time!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:375: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_celia.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:375:[[spoiler: Powerful in purple!]]]]
--> '''Celia''': A challenging venture indeed! No wonder you dared seek my legendary expertise! Your resolve is almost admirable, for a mere worm!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this must be bigger than I thought.''
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find some sort of "community" about East of here, do you know what he could have meant?
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know it well! Alas, you will never find a more loathsome nest of riffraff and knavery. You have chosen your companionship wisely!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
An [[DarkActionGirl adventurous]] [[MushroomMan fungusapient]] that Ms. Green encounters in the forest, who quickly takes interest in joining her on her journey! The Mother's first companion.
* CreepyGood: Horrifyingly inhuman though the majority of them are, ''all'' the alternate mothers have the dimension-hopping baby's best interests at heart, each one doing her best to treat him with the same nurturing maternalism as his true Mom. Even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/188.html #188.]]
--> [[spoiler: [[WordOfGod Bogleech:]] (explaining #188) It's the baby's POV, being [[NotWhatItLooksLike fed]] by an alternate mother.]]
* DarkWorld: Where each of the Alternate Mothers live, though DarkIsNotEvil.
* NotSoDifferent: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/189.html Compare]] and [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/178.html contrast.]]
* SlasherSmile: #182 sure is enthused about feeding her baby.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until we're given some idea of how to even ''begin'' to name any of them, these mothers will have to be referred to by the webpage number they each appear on.
!!Anomalous Red Biomass (The "Miss Reds")
-->''You step through the eerie, luminous opening, waves of nausea on a rampage through your guts...''
'''ALERT: MAJOR [[BrainBleach BRAIN BLEACH]] WARNING AHEAD!!!'''
When Miss Green and her corpse fauna friends blew up the polyp to nothing but smoke and cinder, giving way to an ominous red passage, the woman was not prepared for what was on the other side. What was waiting for the four girls was this titanic, seemingly infinite hall of flesh, apparently trying to recreate the perfect Miss Green and failing to do so, resulting in the abomination Miss Green sees before her eyes.
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/youscape.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Green meets Red.]]
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Some of the 'Ms. Reds' are literally mountain-sized, compared to Ms. Green. One has an eye that looks to be the size of the moon.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The space which the red biomass occupies is infinitely larger than it should have any right to be on a human body.
* BodyHorror: Just read on.
* CloneDegeneration: All of them look like what might happen if cloning experiments were conducted in the heart of a nuclear reactor.
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: With no shortage of ExtraEyes, to boot. A troper would also look at the Ms. Reds and cry 'Mouths Do Not Belong There,' 'Hands Do Not Belong There,' 'Heads Do Not Belong There...'
* HalfTheWomanSheUsedToBe: None of the Ms. Reds have body parts a human being has below the stomach; not even in the wrong places. No feet, toes, or legs.
* MeatMoss: What the red biomass amounts to.
* ProphetEyes: Big, all-white, and wide open.
* RapidAging: From huge, lively and smiling, they can deteriorate into desiccated-looking corpses within an eye-blink.
* SealedEvilInACan: Ms. Green and her team needed to blow up a huge boulder of a polyp to gain access to them.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Companions Of The Mother]]
!! 'Lady' Maya Celia
[[quoteright:294:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/eatingyou_battlestance.png]]
[[caption-width-right:294:Adventure Time!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:375: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_celia.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:375:[[spoiler: Powerful in purple!]]]]
--> '''Celia''': A challenging venture indeed! No wonder you dared seek my legendary expertise! Your resolve is almost admirable, for a mere worm!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this must be bigger than I thought.''
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find some sort of "community" about East of here, do you know what he could have meant?
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know it well! Alas, you will never find a more loathsome nest of riffraff and knavery. You have chosen your companionship wisely!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
An [[DarkActionGirl adventurous]] [[MushroomMan fungusapient]] that Ms. Green encounters in the forest, who quickly takes interest in joining her on her journey! The Mother's first companion.
to:
*
* CreepyGood: Horrifyingly inhuman though the majority of them are, ''all'' the alternate mothers have the dimension-hopping baby's best interests at heart, each one doing her best to treat him
* BizarreAlienBiology: According to WordOfGod, the limb with eyes and a hat is Staphellie's head, but the torso is where she speaks and eats.
* BornToPun: Every sentence out of Staphellie's mouth from the moment she'd been fused. But she doesn't seem to understand that [[CannotTellAJoke puns require context.]] For example; she'll crack ice-themed puns in a battle where ice has no involvement whatsoever.
* FusionDance: She's a composite form of all of Ms. Green's companions during the Inert Vessel story arc. Minus Diptworth.
* MonstrousHumanoid: Staphellie's part-maggot, part-fungus, and part-bacteria, and it all shows. Frankly, it's incredible her body's shape resembles a human's at all.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: It isn't until the climax of the Inert Vessel's DiscOneFinalBoss that the audience learns that the Vessel's natives lifeforms were always capable of fusing with each other.
* NiceHat: Even their ''hats'' have fused: Celia's flamboyant adventurer's chapeau with Staph's medical headdress. It shows the Rod of Asclepius, where the top of the rod is tipped with Staph's heart.
** It's not a still image; either; it's animated. The snake pierces the
* DarkWorld: Where each of
*
*
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Staphielle fully exists for all of two pages before defusing back into her
*
-->''You step through the eerie, luminous opening, waves of nausea on a rampage through your guts...''
'''ALERT: MAJOR [[BrainBleach BRAIN BLEACH]] WARNING AHEAD!!!'''
When Miss Green and her corpse fauna friends blew up the polyp to nothing but smoke and cinder, giving way to an ominous red passage, the woman was not prepared for what was on the other side. What was waiting for the four girls was this titanic, seemingly infinite hall of flesh, apparently trying to recreate the perfect Miss Green and failing to do so, resulting in the abomination Miss Green sees before her eyes.
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.
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[[caption-width-right:350:Green meets Red.
[[caption-width-right:300:Babies needs plenty of rest...]]
Technically, one could argue this was the ''actual'' first being to join Ms. Green.
* BiggerOnTheInside: The space which the red biomass occupies is infinitely larger than it should have any right to be on a human body.
* BodyHorror: Just read on.
* CloneDegeneration: All of them look like what might happen if cloning experiments were conducted in the heart of a nuclear reactor.
* EyesDoNotBelongThere: With no shortage of ExtraEyes, to boot. A troper would also look at the Ms. Reds and cry 'Mouths Do Not Belong There,' 'Hands Do Not Belong There,' 'Heads Do Not Belong There...'
* HalfTheWomanSheUsedToBe: None of the Ms. Reds have body parts a human being has below the stomach;
* MeatMoss: What the red biomass amounts to.
* ProphetEyes: Big, all-white, and wide open.
* RapidAging: From huge, lively and smiling, they can deteriorate into desiccated-looking corpses within
* SealedEvilInACan: Ms. Green and her team needed to blow up
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Companions Of The Mother]]
!! 'Lady' Maya Celia
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[[caption-width-right:294:Adventure Time!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:375: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_celia.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:375:[[spoiler: Powerful in purple!]]]]
--> '''Celia''': A challenging venture indeed! No wonder you dared seek my legendary expertise! Your resolve is almost admirable, for a mere worm!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Balmer's really getting desperate...this must be bigger than I thought.''
--> '''Ms. Green''': Right! Yeah! He did suggest I find some sort of "community" about East of here, do you know what he could have meant?
--> '''Celia''': Of course! I know it well! Alas, you will never find a more loathsome nest of riffraff and knavery. You have chosen your companionship wisely!
--> '''Celia's Unvoiced Thoughts''': ''Guess he's sick of sending his own goons off to die...''
An [[DarkActionGirl adventurous]] [[MushroomMan fungusapient]] that Ms. Green encounters in the forest, who quickly takes interest in joining her on her journey! The Mother's first companion.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Where we learn that her forename is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogcelia.html 'Maya.']] In-story, she's [[LastNameBasis never revealed her first name]] to anyone.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-rescue8.png forward position,]] instead of a full 360 degrees.
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The moment Celia learns Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
* GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
* MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:285: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_staph.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
--> '''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.
Fern's second companion: a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
* {{Archenemy}}: To Dr. Balmer. According to [[AllThereInTheManual his personal file]] [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/2622518 on her,]] she's been problematic to his operations "since MG-000000001." In other words, since the '''very first''' corpse of Ms. Green he's worked on. Moreover, she's killed a good number of his underlings, and resisted all efforts at peaceful relocation. [[spoiler:Given he killed her mother and annihilated the fungal kingdom she stood to inherit, it's quite understandable.]]
* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:Though she uses Ms. Green as a pawn in her campaign against Balmer, Ms. Green's respect for life and [[TheAntiNihilist refusal to accept meaningless, arbitrary death as normal]] convince her to take a stand.]]
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
--> '''Celia''': (to Ms. Green) Jolly good bloodlust! I didn't think you had it in you!
* CoolSword: Celia's got this covered; brought her own keratin blade! Later, Ms. Green buys her a ''better'' sword!
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she only seems to see from a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-rescue8.png forward position,]] instead of a full 360 degrees.
* FalseFriend
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The moment Celia learns Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
* GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
* MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted in her blog [[spoiler:and eventually [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/436.html revealed]]]].
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!! Dr. "Staph" Staphanie
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[[caption-width-right:275:Why couldn't ''she'' have been in charge of The Hospital?]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:285: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_staph.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
--> '''Staph:''' It's not just every cycle that the whole world steps into your clinic.
Fern's second companion: a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
to:
*
*
*
* {{Mon}}: Playfully subverted its its [[FriendlyWar 'fight']] against
* BloodKnight: Particularly where worms are concerned.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Introduces herself as a ''bandit princess.''
* EyelessFace: Although, functionally, the globule directly under her hat seems to be where she sees out from. And like a human, she
*
* FantasticRacism: She's reluctant to associate with anyone who isn't also a fungus.
* FetchQuest: The moment Celia learns Ms. Green is on one of these, she wants in right away!
--> '''Celia''': Would you say this "errand" to "fetch" something might also be considered a...a quest? A quest to fetch something??!'
* GirlishPigtails: Celia has something approximating pigtails [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/pinochle-final.png underneath her hat.]]
* HeKnowsAboutTimedHits: Celia [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] to expound upon the Tabletop RPG-like combat system, for the commentators' benefit and Ms. Green's utterly bafflement.
* HeroicWannabe: Her show of LovableRogue melodrama when Ms. Green first met her [[spoiler:is a sham. Celia's definitely a rogue, but couldn't care less about heroism.]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Celia has a much smaller appetite than Maggie and Staph. Unlike them, she rarely even discusses her own hungers. Yet she still subsides off the same diet that they do.
--> '''Celia''': I could go for a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html bite myself.]]
* InASingleBound: The girl can certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html jump!]]
* LargeHam: Can be loud and flamboyantly theatrical, to the point of making 'swoosh' noises when she swings her blade around.
* LastOfHisKind: [[spoiler:Celia is the only survivor of a fungal kingdom that Balmer destroyed, and is telling the truth about being a princess.]]
* MeatMoss: Notice how Celia's fungal forest is the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/259.html exact same shade of turquoise]] as Celia, herself? That's not a coincidence. Celia generates this sessile turquoise growth as a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/398.html digestive byproduct]] whenever she eats.
* MurderByInaction: Staph and Maggie were both so drained after fighting the Immense Thing that when Trichia came with her posse, it was all Staph could do to to try talking her way out of getting killed. Staph still figured that Celia had enough energy left to intercede on their behalf. She would've been right; except Celia had been on the bad guys' pay all along, so she stood by as Trichia shot Maggie and Staph.
* NatureLover: Celia loves the trees of her grove. The local worm population she'll kill for sport, exercise, and hatred of the species.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Maybe we can make a bridge out of these tree things?
--> '''Celia''': I'd never let you lay one repulsive feeler on my forest!
* NiceHat: What impeccable fashion sense!
* PunnyName: On "mycelia."
* PurpleProse: Often speaks like she's a character in a Robin Hood storybook. [[spoiler: Her true personality is noticeably more 'streetwise' than 'storybook.']]
* RegretfulTraitor[=/=]TheAtoner: Genuinely remorseful over her part in Staph and Maggie's deaths. Ever since Ms. Green reawakened in Balmer's facility, Celia's gone out of her way to ensure the woman escapes that place alive. This includes demanding Green be set free, (when Balmer needed saving from the Dolphin,) then urging Green to follow her to safety right after. When Green asked about Staph and Maggie, Celia confessed to what she'd done right away, but swore that she never intended it to [[NotWhatISignedOnFor go THAT far.]]
* RolePlayingGameTerms: Celia will lapse into Tabletop RPG-speak whenever things turn combative. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]], as this is how battles function in the Inert Vessel.
* SnarkyNonhumanSidekick: In stark contrast to Staph and Maggie's sweetness, Celia can be bitingly acerbic, even at the best of times.
--> '''Ms. Green''': I don't suppose you could jump me across?
--> '''Celia''': Do I LOOK like I could jump with a bloated wormbeast on my back?
* StrawAffiliation: Celia first takes Ms. Green to be some form of worm, because she's of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal Animalia]], and is bilaterally symmetrical, and multicellular with a tubular body plan. [[spoiler: In actuality, she recognizes Ms. Green as a chordate.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Worms are ''spineless.'' I have a whole skeleton. I have arms and legs.
--> '''Lady Celia''': Oh? Who invented ''those'' distinctions? ''Your'' species? A worm by any other name!
* SuperMode: Whereas Staph and Maggie CameBackStrong; Celia was still alive when Ms. Green pitched her into the exvironator-affected pool with the other two. Worked just as well.
* SympathyForTheHero: As hinted
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia's Blog Entry''': Having heard the worm's story, I'm almost feeling sympathetic...but I'm not about to screw myself over for some sob story about some filthy grub. Besides, NOBODY knows the tragedy of loss like Lady Celia: Transferrer of Goods! [[TragicVillain Nobody.]]]]
* TheTeetotaler: Alcohol is poisonous to fungi, so she's not one to spend time in taverns.
* TragicKeepsake: Her NiceHat [[spoiler:is a gift from an ex-girlfriend who [[JustIgnoreIt ignored]] the threat Balmer posed to their world.]]
* VideoGameStealing: Celia's specialty, especially during fights. She's a very talented thief.
* TheWormGuy: Celia's no stranger to worms. Practically anytime Team Green encounters especially noteworthy worms or worm-related phenomena, she'll be the one providing the necessary information.
--> '''Celia''': Hmph. A grindworm. It won't come out of its tunnel, but don't get too close. It prefers metal, but it can and will pull in any solid matter.
--> '''Celia''': Even Mildred would have feared a squiggle of rapidworms. They won't completely leave liquid, but their reach is long, and they are voracious.
--> '''Celia''': Wormholes are the only way to navigate the underflesh, but they aren't like wholesome, practical, fungus-eaten cavitations.
!!
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--> '''Polyp''': HOWDY STRANGER! THAT'S SURE ONE [[NauseaFuel COZY SMELLIN LOWER INTESTINE]] YOU GOT THERE!
----
* CardCarryingVillain [[MinionWithAnFInEvil With An F In Evil]]: Miss Green is rightfully alarmed when the Polyp threatens to
* HeavySleeper: Just as much as his kidney stone pal.
* LiveItem: So far, the most he's done since joining Miss Green as a 'companion' is fill up an inventory square.
* OddFriendship: A polyp and a kidney stone... who'd've thought?
* ShoutOut: To ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hospital Staff]]
!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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[[caption-width-right:285:[[spoiler: BLAM! Reverse Healing!]]]]
--> '''Staph:''' It's
[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that
Fern's second companion: a grandmotherly medic bacterium she finds at the Bacteria Village. When Ms. Green enters her clinic, Staph's proficiency as a healer allows her to recognize her newest patient as more than just another microbe. Staph sees that Ms. Green is nothing less than the 'world' she's always lived on... shrunk down.
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* AllTherapistsAreMuggles: ''Inverted.'' Whenever Ms. Green turns especially emotional, Staph will always do her best to talk her through a situation. Mostly she succeeds. Nonetheless, since one's a bacterium and the other's a human woman, certain ''cultural differences'' will arise.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
!! Maggie
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Magical Maggot Maggie!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Flyerstorm!]]]]
--> '''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice to Magatha for a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html this place is gorgeous!]] And the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.]]
** She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode and during [[FusionDance fusions.]]
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all the other bacteria in her village, she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom from her.
!! Maggie
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Magical Maggot Maggie!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Flyerstorm!]]]]
--> '''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz the place...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice to Magatha for a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites.
to:
* AllTherapistsAreMuggles: ''Inverted.'' Whenever {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green turns especially emotional, Staph will always do definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her best to talk greatest, most despicable adversary. For her through a situation. Mostly she succeeds. Nonetheless, since one's a bacterium and personally, (and on our side of the other's a human woman, certain ''cultural differences'' will arise.fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Sorry...it's...[[SceneryGorn it's a little much]]...even after what I've already seen...
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken,* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/395.html com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from thisplace is gorgeous!]] And the ''fragrance...'' I can [[TrademarkFavoriteFood scarcely believe]] what I'm smelling!
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
**She shelves her pacifism '''completely''' in SuperMode One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and during [[FusionDance fusions.empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
*WhiteMaskOfDoom: Like all NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to theother bacteria extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to hervillage, fellow staffers, but I believe she wears a skull mask. She's a goodhearted lady, though, so no actual doom may benefit from her.
!! Maggie
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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:350:Magical Maggot Maggie!]]
!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Flyerstorm!]]]]
[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
-->'''Maggie''': Hold yer horseflies, lemme buzz '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like theplace...
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...last one.
An anthropomorphic maggot girl who nearly matches Miss Green in height, Maggie served as an apprentice Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to Magatha his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a long time. Things changed the day Miss Green and her comrades sought guidance from Maggie's teacher at her home, and Magatha underwent transmigration in a vast swarms of dipterites, midway through her conversation with the woman. Maggie found her lot thrown in with Miss Green and became her third companion. Maggie has the unique power to control small swarms of dipterites. top-notch transfusionator.
--> '''Staph''': Oh no, don't apologize, dear! I'm sure we're ''all'' stricken,
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this
* {{BFG}}: When Ascended, Staph uses 'Reverse Healing,' which takes the form of a gigantic 1911 pattern pistol summoned from thin air.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: Averted, she's the only doctor in the comic who's actually competent, though this probably has to do with only having one form of life to treat.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Staph is sincerely committed to Ms. Green's physical and emotional wellbeing. She would gladly sacrifice any number of her own HP for the sake of her 'world.' Nonetheless, there can be no doubt that if Ms. Green were to die in spite of all her best efforts, Staph would feast upon her corpse like it was a platter of barbecued ribs.
* TheCutie: Is a ''bacterium'' and still manages to pull this off.
* DeflectorShield: In fights, Staph has the 'Resist' ability, allowing her to curl up into an impenetrable ball for one combat turn.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When Ms. Green walks into her clinic, Staph instantly recognizes her as a 'multicellular animal life,' and prescribes 'pure antiseptic and a cloth dressing' for a cut she has. This puts her [[SuperDoc light years]] ahead of almost all her contemporaries at The Hospital in terms of giving medical aid to humans.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: In the presence of seemingly certain death, Staph catapults straight to the final phase of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model the Kübler-Ross model]] without a blink at any of its preceding stages.
* {{Foil}}: To Doctor Phage. He's a virus, she's a bacteria. He treats many different zones and therefore lacks knowledge of treating humans, she only works on one small town and does have human medicinal knowledge. He's self absorbed and egotistical, she's humble and extremely kind hearted.
* FurryReminder: Finds Magatha's dead body appetizing. She is a decomposer after all.
* InterspeciesFriendship: With Ms. Green, her other two companions, and Magatha.
* LifeDrain: [[InvertedTrope Inverted;]] she's capable of ''sending'' life points of her own to heal injured companions.
* MegaMicrobes: She's a bacterium.
* TheMedic: Staph is one of the purest examples of this trope. Not only is she the all-around finest physician in the webcomic to date, but she refuses to attack enemies. Why? Because unlike the Hospital doctors, Staph swore to 'do no harm' to others, and with her, the Hippocratic Oath is no hypocritical oath.
* NiceGirl: One of THE sweetest-natured beings in the webcomic.
* PunnyName: On Staphylococcus, a kind of bacteria.
* StoneWall: You'd probably never suspect such a short, grandmotherly healer like Staph of being this, but her jaw-dropping ''30 [[HitPoints HPs]]'' allows her to endure quite a lot. For context; Celia and Miss Green both have 6 HP. Maggie has 4.
* TechnicalPacifist: On one hand, Staph has no offensive capabilities because of her do-no-harm oath. On the other, she's willing to make herself a living power source for [[ExactWords combative comrades of hers.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
**
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
*
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her
!! Maggie
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* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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!!!!!![[caption-width-right:350: [[labelnote: Are you sure you want to click this?]]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ascended_maggie.png[[/labelnote]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Flyerstorm!]]]]
-->
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the
--> '''Ms. Green''': "Buzz" the place? We're not making and/or murdering someone again are we?
--> '''Maggie''': Naw, nothin' that fancy! The local dipterites'll just shoot me a rough approximitation o' the residency. Just a moment...
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* ALizardNamedLiz: A maggot named Maggie.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/diptworth3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies the son of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.
* TheApprentice: Maggie is one to Magatha.
* BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for a single combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle to her hunger for rotten meat.
* CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
* MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
!! Diptworth
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[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.]]
--> '''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies the son of both]] Fern, (for being her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all her horrified protests.
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* ALizardNamedLiz: A maggot named Maggie.GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
* AnimalEyeSpy: While she can't form any sort of psychic link that'd allow her to literally see through others' eyes, Maggie ''can'' send her dipterite swarms out to scout places. When they report back to her, Maggie can then draw crude maps of these areas.--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
*TheApprentice: Maggie is one OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to Magatha.
have more common sense.
*BeehiveBarrier: No enemy's attack can penetrate it for PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's asingle combat turn.
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candleloose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to her hunger for rotten meat.
this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
*CuteMonsterGirl: Rather adorable for SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant maggot.
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly luckysyringe for Maggie, [[spoiler: as Mildred owed Ms. Green a favor.]] Since then, Maggie's chosen to ''stay'' with Ms. Green because she supports the woman's cause.
head.
*MagicStaff: Utilized for her diptomancy, as pictured right.
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!! Diptworth
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[caption-width-right:350:Insect swarm + suit = second son for Ms. Green.[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
-->'''Diptworth''': OH, WOW, HEY THERE! YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH MY MOM! WOW, THANKS FOR HAVING THE IDEA OF ME AND ALL, EXISTING'S REALLY SOMETHING ELSE! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, WHILE I'M STILL A THING??
Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies'''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the son nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of both]] Fern, (for being taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her 'brainchild,') and Maggie, (for performing the prestidigitation necessary to actually bring him into being.) At the time, Fern and her companions simply needed a way of [[TheBait enticing]] a particularly [[InstantDeathRadius formidable]] pack of worms with an that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to relocate themselves. Diptworth happily complied with his green mother's plan at once, over all admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of herhorrified protests. duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
*
*
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a
* CameBackStrong
* CreepyGood: Her SweetTooth can't hold a candle
*
* FaceDeathWithDignity:
--> '''Staph''': Don't worry, we may be leaving lovely corpses of our own, shortly!
--> '''Maggie''': Reckon yer quite right! Lovely weather fer it!
* FurryReminder: Shows no hesitation before devouring Magatha's body. She is a maggot, after all.
* KidnappedByTheCall: Maggie 'joined' Ms. Green's team when Mildred swallowed her into her stomach in the same gulp as the human and her followers. This was actually incredibly lucky
*
* PestController: Maggie's forte.
* PettingZooPeople: Looks basically like a human with maggot skin and a pair of those weird [[BuffySpeak tusk mouthpart things.]]
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: She truly qualifies as one...taken [[UpToEleven UP TO ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!]]
* ShownTheirWork: Those aforementioned tusk mouthparts? [[http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Miscellaneous/Morty.jpg Real maggots have them.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: According to WordOfGod, Maggie's accent is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/348.html "slight Louisiana bayou."]] For a bog dweller, she slings science jargon and inter-zonal technobabble with the best of them.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What's wrong with me?!
--> '''Maggie''': Nothin's wrong with you, yer just all topsy-turvy in a layer range ya don't quite belong to. Who knows what might be interferin' with yer realities n' whatnots.
* SquishyWizard: Of everyone within Miss Green's party during the Inert Vessel story arc, Maggie's attacks [[GlassCannon dish out the most damage, but with just four hit points]] she can't take much punishment herself.
* SweetTooth: Carries a bag loaded with candy. ''Ordinary'' candy, at that, that could've come from a human candy shop, which doesn't contain any [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies objectionable]] [[{{Autocannibalism}} local ingredients.]]
* TastesLikeFriendship: Maggie's friendship with Ms. Green blossoms quicker over campfire marshmallows. These marshmallows are the very first foodstuff the woman has been willing to eat.
* WingdingEyes: Her pupils turn into ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''-esque stars when Magatha transmigrates.
--> '''Maggie''': So cool...
* {{Whatevermancy}}: How many other mancers do you think ''share'' Maggie's power to direct myasites at their reproductive stage? It's referred to as 'diptomancy,' in-story, and it offers Maggie a surprisingly large bag of tricks to draw from.
* TheWormThatWalks: Give her an empty suit of some sort, and she can make people like Diptworth.
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Fern's fourth, short-lived companion. Regarded himself as [[HasTwoMommies
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* AllThereInTheManual: Fern and her companions don't even have a chance to properly name [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/diptworth3.png Diptworth]] in-story.
* CheerfulChild: Began his life with dancing and acrobatic flips, and remained irrepressibly upbeat from that point forward.
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form of [[OneCharacterMultipleLives multiple lives]] like Green, herself.
--> '''Staph''': He unexistalized doing what he loved.
--> '''Green''': ...so that really is what an "unexistalizer" does...
--> '''Staph''': Sure. Unexistence in any form, any place, ever again.
* DyingMomentOfAwesome
--> '''Diptworth''': ...HEY, IS THAT A RAFT? YOU OUGHTA LAUNCH ME OFF THAT THERE CLIFF, THAT'LL GET THEIR ATTENTION!!!
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice of Steven Universe.
* FourIsDeath: Diptworth is Fern's fourth companion. His life ended quickly.
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
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[[caption-width-right:320:Staphellie's enemies find her attacks to be [[IncrediblyLamePun PAWSatively]] unBEARable!]]
--> '''Staphellie''': "Ice" to meet you! But I'm afraid your "goose" is cooked!
Celia, Staph, and Maggie were in a fight against an Immensely monstrous Thing. When they had weakened it enough in regular combat, they decided there was only one way to make sure it wouldn't come back.
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* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her
*
* DeaderThanDead: Ms. Green's companions, (including Diptworth, himself,) were very explicit that he wouldn't be getting any form
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
-->
-->
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* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
-->
* {{Expy}}: WordOfGod has it that he imagined him with the voice
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
*
* GoOutWithASmile: And a big thumbs-up, too!
* HeroicSuicide
* {{Keet}}: Always overflowing with energy, as highlighted nicely by his {{CAPSLOCK}} dialogue.
* NotAfraidToDie: Not even slightly. And he ''reveled'' in life, for extra irony.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: From the moment he came alive to his death, he lasted all of four webcomic pages.
!! Staphellie
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!!Dr. Circula Tori
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* BellyMouth: Which comes with a fine circle of [[LampreyMouth inward-pointing incisors.]]
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Just ask the Immense Thing.
* BizarreAlienBiology: According to WordOfGod, the limb with eyes and a hat is Staphellie's head, but the torso is where she speaks and eats.
* BornToPun: Every sentence out of Staphellie's mouth from the moment she'd been fused. But she doesn't seem to understand that [[CannotTellAJoke puns require context.]] For example; she'll crack ice-themed puns in a battle where ice has no involvement whatsoever.
* FusionDance: She's a composite form of all of Ms. Green's companions during the Inert Vessel story arc. Minus Diptworth.
* MonstrousHumanoid: Staphellie's part-maggot, part-fungus, and part-bacteria, and it all shows. Frankly, it's incredible her body's shape resembles a human's at all.
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: It isn't until the climax of the Inert Vessel's DiscOneFinalBoss that the audience learns that the Vessel's natives lifeforms were always capable of fusing with each other.
* NiceHat: Even their ''hats'' have fused: Celia's flamboyant adventurer's chapeau with Staph's medical headdress. It shows the Rod of Asclepius, where the top of the rod is tipped with Staph's heart.
** It's not a still image; either; it's animated. The snake pierces the heart atop the rod. In fact, that snake bears a chilling resemblance to Redbert...
* ShoutOut: Mostly to Franchise/StevenUniverse.
* TransformationSequence: Straight out of Franchise/SailorMoon.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Staphielle fully exists for all of two pages before defusing back into her component parts. ''Diptworth'' lived longer than she did!
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: '''Now''' Staph's mask legitimately spells doom.
!! Kidney Stone Baby
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[[caption-width-right:300:Babies needs plenty of rest...]]
--> You can't help feeling terrible right now, even for killing a giant kidney stone in self defense, but its young are already back to giggling at one another as they chew on what used to be their mother. Morbidly fascinated by the disturbing scene, you almost jump as something brushes your foot. You get an overpowering feeling that the tiny thing wants to come with you, for whatever reason. This seems to be confirmed by its happy cooing as it is picked up and put into your tote bag, followed by a loud, cartoonish snoring. It fades as the bag goes wherever it goes when you're not paying attention to it.
Technically, one could argue this was the ''actual'' first being to join Ms. Green. not Celia. But so far, it's been treated as an item, not a person.
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*
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
*
* BornToPun: Every sentence out
*
*
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: It isn't until the climax of the Inert Vessel's DiscOneFinalBoss that the audience learns that the Vessel's natives lifeforms were always capable of fusing with each other.
* NiceHat: Even their ''hats'' have fused: Celia's flamboyant adventurer's chapeau with Staph's medical headdress. It shows the Rod of Asclepius, where the top of the rod is tipped with Staph's heart.
** It's not a still image; either; it's animated. The snake pierces the heart atop the rod. In fact, that snake bears a chilling resemblance to Redbert...
* ShoutOut: Mostly to Franchise/StevenUniverse.
* TransformationSequence: Straight out of Franchise/SailorMoon.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Staphielle fully exists for all of two pages before defusing
* WhiteMaskOfDoom: '''Now''' Staph's mask legitimately spells doom.
!! Kidney Stone Baby
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!!Zoe
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--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to
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* HappilyAdopted: Opts to embrace Miss Green as its new mother right away, rather than devour its old mother alongside its siblings.
* HeavySleeper
* LiveItem
* {{Mon}}: Playfully subverted its its [[FriendlyWar 'fight']] against the Polyp.
* TheSpeechless: Justified; it's just a baby, and only makes baby noises.
* WeaponizedOffspring: By its real biological mother in her fight against Ms. Green.
!! Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp
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[[caption-width-right:350:No woman should ever be without one of these!]]
--> '''Polyp''': HOWDY STRANGER! THAT'S SURE ONE [[NauseaFuel COZY SMELLIN LOWER INTESTINE]] YOU GOT THERE!
----
* CardCarryingVillain [[MinionWithAnFInEvil With An F In Evil]]: Miss Green is rightfully alarmed when the Polyp threatens to invade her intestine, but its 'evil' is just all talk, so far.
* HeavySleeper: Just as much as his kidney stone pal.
* LiveItem: So far, the most he's done since joining Miss Green as a 'companion' is fill up an inventory square.
* OddFriendship: A polyp and a kidney stone... who'd've thought?
* ShoutOut: To ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hospital Staff]]
!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron with titanic ego. Do not allow near infants.]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
to:
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
*
*
*
* TheSpeechless:
* WeaponizedOffspring: By its real biological mother
!! Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp
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!!Dr. Man
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* CardCarryingVillain [[MinionWithAnFInEvil With An F In Evil]]: Miss Green is rightfully alarmed when
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the
* HeavySleeper: Just as much as
* LiveItem: So far,
* OddFriendship: A polyp and a kidney stone... who'd've thought?
* ShoutOut: To ''{{VideoGame/EarthBound}}''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hospital Staff]]
!!Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
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[[caption-width-right:350: Pictured above: humungous moron
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (to Fern, after she demands to know where her son is) Forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones. I can '''assure''' you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!
The apparent head of the hospital, though some things indicate there are larger, darker forces that even Phage must answer to.
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* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions of actual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' Dr. Phage as her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side of the fourth wall,) Dr. Phage is pretty much the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
* {{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though is not above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn, as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
--> '''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one.
Dr. Phage's hulking and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.
to:
* {{Archnemesis}}: Questions AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention ofactual malice, alien morality, and mutual dislike aside… Ms. Green definitely ''regards'' him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phageas her greatest, most despicable adversary. For her personally, (and on our side one of the fourth wall,) walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr.Phage is Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...prettymuch sure he was trying to sabotage the poster boy of everything keeping her from reuniting with her son.thing not long before you last came to.
*{{Asexuality}}: And aromantic, [[WordOfGod apparently]], though MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man isnot above [[http://www.bogleech.com/comics/comic84comments.htm hitting on a papillomavirus]].
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
*BlueAndOrangeMorality [[spoiler: Certainly SEEMS StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this way at first, but subverted later; he's been EvilAllAlong.]]
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn,quality as he questions whether Ms. Green's son is really a dog. He also indicates that he's both pragmatic and empathetic, willing to destroy patients whose ailments threaten the greater multiverse and cannot be cured.
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
well.
--> '''Dr.Phage's File On Molly:''' Molly's gruff exterior can be disconcerting to her fellow staffers, but I believe she may benefit from more assignments working directly with Phleboto… they would be really cute together.Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Yogurt. Phage carries an infinite supply in his personal inventory.
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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[[caption-width-right:286: Always sticking his neck out for his boss.]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
-->'''Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.''': (talking '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Dr. Mizer) Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine,Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that canlook, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes anda half-eaten wallet, like the last one.fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr.Phage's hulking Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and intimidating assistant. He's actually a pretty normal-looking guy, if you can get past the large rusty syringe attached then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to his spindly neck. He's renowned for his talents as a top-notch transfusionator.voice at this meeting.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty
*
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is
* BewareTheSillyOnes: [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou from this guy.
*
* BowTiesAreCool
* BunnyEarsLawyer: WordOfGod has confirmed that the staff at the hospital are actually the best in their fields, contrary to appearances.
** One scene shows us that Dr. Phage is the only staff member to indicate that he can actually learn,
** When he's seen working on a life-form he's more familiar with, he's much more to the point.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* IconicOutfit: Phage loves his bow ties.
* MadDoctor: And '''how.''' WordOfGod has suggested that Phage's total lunacy actually ''aids'' him in serving the medical needs of so many completely alien life forms.
* MascotVillain: Or at least mascot antagonist.
* MegaMicrobes
* MisterBig: Dr. Phage is ''toddler-sized'' next to Ms. Green.
* NerdGlasses
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/186 The strand of DNA that Phage injects into Ms. Green's son]] looks like, er, something else. The UnfortunateImplications have been dismissed by WordOfGod:
--> [[spoiler: '''Bogleech:''' I can confirm that injecting viral DNA is canonically not sexual to Phage and he is not being gross here.]]
* NightmareFace: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/330.html Such a cutie.]]
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Not to the extent that he's COMPETENT, but he's aware of much more than he lets on. MALICIOUSLY aware.
* ObliviouslyEvil: He's villainous insofar as he has no idea how to treat humanoid lifeforms, and his perceptions of the Hospital are [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness a bit at odds with a human's.]]
* OmnicidalManiac: Played for laughs. He [[http://s3.amazonaws.com/patreon/bfbbae63093dc9544df3afc9580b4b12.jpg reminds]] the hospital staff to keep that sort of thing to their vacation time.
* OmnidisciplinaryScientist
* PointyHairedBoss
* ShipperOnDeck: According to WordOfGod, he ships everyone in the Hospital with everyone in the Hospital, [[{{Asexuality}} minus himself]], complete with gushing about the staff in their [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-phleboto.png personnel]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-tori.png files]] and setting them dates.
--> '''Dr.
*
* VillainEpisode: For a brief time, the Commentators suddenly find themselves [[HearingVoices playing advisor to HIM.]]
!!Dr. Phleboto Mizer
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!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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-->
--> ...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!
--> ...Oh, fine,
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr.
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* GeniusBruiser: If Dr. Man is to be believed.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
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[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
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[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
--> '''Dr. Man''': Fine young lad. Best transfusionator in the range. Cutting edge procedure. Shifts zones without entanglement.
* OnlySaneMan: Catches onto the properties of grey-zoners faster than Dr. Phage, and generally seems to have more common sense.
* PunnyName: "Phlebotomize" means "to draw blood".
* StupidSexyFlanders: He inspires this reaction in Dr. Phage.
--> '''Dr. Phage's File On Dr. Mizer:''' He's a loose cannon, that Pheleboto! He's just lucky he's so valuable to this operation and smells so nice and there's such an intriguing sensitivity he tries to hide so deeply beneath his rugged exterior and strong hands.
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
!!Nurse Molly Curdle
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nursemolly_8071.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: Hugging not recommended.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Ah, yes, the nurse. I do believe she's on orders to keep anyone from leaving the exam ward while the hospital is on alert. Don't bother trying to outrun her; she may look almost as awkward, slovenly, absent minded and devoid of taste as yourself, and she is all of those things, but she can also move exactly as fast as she wants. If you're thinking of having a go at her with that toothpick of yours, I'm loathe to admit that the results would be far worse for you than for her, as fleetingly amused as I'd be by the spectacle. You'd be lucky if they cared enough to put your skin back on.
An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/099.html she's this]].
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of the mouth.]]
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working on The Spleen)]] Molly! This is no time to be playing around in unoccupied rooms!
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...You can do this, Tori.....it's just like making a sandcastle....
The head of surgery at the hospital, Dr. Tori is responsible for patching up Ms. Green each time she dies.
to:
*
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
*
*
*
-->
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to
* SurrealSymbolicHeads: Dr. Mizer has a giant syringe for a head.
* TheVoiceless: We never see or hear him speak, though his co-workers have.
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An animate pile of spent syringes and other medical refuse given form by a pink garbage bag and currently employed by the hospital as a nurse. Most of her duties consist of ensuring that patients ''stay'' in their designated wards, ''no matter what.''
----
* AllThereInTheManual: So far, Nurse Molly's surname is only mentioned in the bonus materials library.
* BattleaxeNurse
* BlobMonster: Without her bag,
* FlorenceNightingaleEffect: [[spoiler: Seems she likes miserable mopers suffering from diarrhea of
* PardonMyKlingon: Molly's words are rendered in Wingdings font, and... well...
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/317.html (entering in while Molly's working
--> '''Molly''': ('translated' from Wingdings) [[spoiler: Fuck fuck! Shit piss fuck ass cock puke!]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': I'm fine. You?
* PunnyName: 'Molly Curdle' with 'mollycoddle.'
* TheQuiet: To the point of being initially presumed to be TheSpeechless. But it's probably just as well that Molly keeps silent 99% of the time. Because, as it turns out, this walking bag of garbage is quite the [[LadySwearsALot trash]] [[StealthPun talker.]]
* {{Sadist}}: Gets a thrill out of slaughtering patients brutally.
--> '''Dr. Phage''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/327.html Ah, lovely family!]] Too bad you'll have to purge them.
--> ''[Molly pumps her fists in a show of joy.]''
--> '''Dr. Phage''': No "game" this time, just be quick.
* SpikesOfDoom: Poor Ms. Green.
!!Dr. Circula Tori
[[quoteright:342:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/circulatori_1298.png]]
[[caption-width-right:342:Perfect time for the anesthesia to wear off.]]
--> '''Dr. Tori''': (while performing surgery on Ms. Green) ...
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* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green the first time she operates on her.]]
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
* ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': Uh, hi there?
--> '''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass of protoplasm, who serves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she isn't always thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of the hospital's staff.
to:
* GeniusDitz: She manages to slap together Ms. Green back together each time. [[spoiler:Nevertheless she still leaves her key card inside Ms. Green ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the first huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time she operates on her.it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
*ImpossibleHourglassFigure: Her blood vessels forms this kind of figure.
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
{{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''':Uh, hi there?
So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
-->'''Zoe''': Hm.
A large mass'''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of protoplasm, him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, whoserves as Dr. Phage's secretary (even though she also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn'talways thrilled by it). Despite having virtually no ability to verbally communicate, she's one of the more empathetic members of hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to thehospital's staff.hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
*
* MsFanservice: Despite being mostly a bundle of blood vessels.
* NaughtyNurseOutfit
* NervousWreck: Always in a state of high anxiety whenever Ms. Green is under her knife and spork.
* PunnyName: She's an animate network of blood vessels.
* ShrunkenOrgan: Dr. Tori has a peanut for a brain. However, it's not actually hers--her [[http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=1075202 character file]] reveals that she removed it from a cadaver, though the staff seems to believe it's a grey-zone brain and helps her in her operations on grey-zone patients.
* SuperDoc: What else would you call someone who can restore a patient's body back to the way it was BEFORE it was shoved into a meat grinder?
!!Zoe
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[[caption-width-right:345: Working hard at hardly working.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''':
-->
A large mass
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
* CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
* ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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--> '''Ms. Green''': But where did you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get here?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Walked.
A human(?!) doctor who walked to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.
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* {{Bookworm}}: She's never seen without a tome.
AnimateBodyParts
*CovertPervert: Maybe. Just look at what's on her computer monitor.
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
*ProfessionalSlacker
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''':But where did Can you ''come'' from?
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you gettell me about the staff here?
-->'''Dr. Man''': Walked.
'''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
Ahuman(?!) doctor pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who walked just happens to the Hospital from his native Virginia. Specializing in patients from the paraviolet zone, he's nonetheless familiar with grey-zoner anatomy. Has a serious beef with Dr. Phage.be female. She loves infuriating puns.
*
* TheHeart: She's one of the few hospital staff member to emphasize with Ms. Green's desperate search for her son.
* MegaMicrobes: Zoe's a giant amoeba.
*
* SassySecretary: It's very clear that she's weary of Phage and disinterested in her work.
* SilentSnarker
* TheSpeechless: The most she's done yet, in terms of vocalizing her thoughts, is several variations on 'Hm.'
!!Dr. Man
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[[caption-width-right:324:Wonder what was on his resume that endeared him to this hospital's hiring staff?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''':
--> '''Dr. Man''': Virginia.
--> '''Ms. Green''': And how did you get
-->
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
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[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
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[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope is still in effect. He has a poster of a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
* DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
* EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course, even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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[[caption-width-right:100:#1]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive of it, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery4.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleagues to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
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* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the tropeAllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is still in effect. He has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's aposter of variant, two huge eyeballs and a virus that resembles Dr. Phage on one of the walls of his office, with three darts sticking in the "head" of the virus.
dangling vestigial body.
*DissonantSerenity: His creepy smile never wavers.
PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
*EveryoneHasStandards: According to Lexis, Dr. Man fought against the unexistalizer being an ''option'' with Ms. Green's son.
--> '''Lexis''': Of course,PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even Man was completely against the unexistalizer, said it was unethical, said it wouldn't work anyway...pretty sure he was trying begin to sabotage the thing not long before you last came to.
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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!!Oozing Skull
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[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
-->'''Colleague #1''': (referring to Ms. Green's Son) That's one juicy-looking pooch. When's lunch?
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery3.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#2]]
--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive'''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess ofit, In fact, the, uh, grey itself may serve as-
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/icon_mystery2.png]]
[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come inbleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with it'ssshhh progenator? Why don't we jusht shtick it back where it came from? Problem ssssholved.
[[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/191.html At some uncertain point in time]] that could've occurred either before or after Ms. Green first awoke in The Hospital, Dr. Phage brought some medical colleaguesa pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to examine the mystifying oddity that was Ms. Green's son, and then put their heads together and determine what should be done with him. Besides Dr. Phage, himself, four others had thoughts to voice at this meeting.
a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
* AnOddPlaceToSleep: On his feet, facing his window.
* BerserkButton: Dr. Phage, not that the mention of him affects anything but his [[SuddenlyShouting volume]].
* CheshireCatGrin
* DartboardOfHate: Well, not an ''actual'' dartboard, but the trope
* AnimateBodyParts
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a
*
*
--> '''Lexis''': Of course,
* MathematiciansAnswer: As his quote shows.
* NothingIsScarier: His reveal as a ''human'' was creepier than any monster he could possibly be.
* SpeciesSurname: Dr. Man is a doctor man. We've yet to learn his [[LastNameBasis first name.]]
* StepfordSmiler: In addition to his unwavering smile, his mildly affable jokes convey this quality as well.
--> '''Dr. Man''': (spotting Ms. Green at his door) Ahh. Visitors. It's not locked. Yet. Ha ha. Doctor jokes.
* TokenHuman
!! Dr. Phage's Shadowy Colleagues
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!!Oozing Skull
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--> '''Colleague #2''': The, ahh, word you intended was "hypothesis," but there are no mere hypotheses; all that can be imagined already must exist in one perception or another, or, ah, nothing else could exist that would ever conceive
A mess of
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[[caption-width-right:100:#3]]
--> '''Colleague #3''': WHATEVER, GUYS. Just fill its holes in. Or drill it some holes. Drill it some holes and fill them in. It'll be fine.
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[[caption-width-right:100:#4]]
--> '''Colleague #4''': Didn't it come in
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* DepravedDentist: Colleague #3. Just look at his quote. There's a very excellent likelihood that Colleague #3 may be none other than [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-doctordementist.html Dr. Dementist]] from the Noisy Tenant creepypasta of the same name.
* EatsBabies: Dogs are apparently a staple of Colleague #1's diet. Very worryingly, he insists Ms. Green's baby ''is'' a dog, and the sight of the boy whets his appetite. He is almost certainly [[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drfleagood.html Dr. Fleagood]] from the fourth Noisy Tenant creepypasta.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one to [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape The Dogscape.]]
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks in their centers, at that.
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one would return an unwanted birthday present back in the box it was pulled out from.
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke in their EarlyBirdCameo scene.
!! Maternity Ward Door
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--> Flecked with rust, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/016.html the immovable steel door]] has some sort of security lock on it. You can see only blackness through the bars, and the faint sounds you can hear remind you more of a sawmill or assembly line than a hospital ward. Buzzing, grinding, clanking and wet splatters echo deep in the darkness. The hastily painted insignia appears to represent an embryo. You don't feel well. You have no hope of guessing the combination if this is where you need to go, but someone or something else here has to know it. For now, you're going to check the other exam rooms. If they put you in one, couldn't they have put your son in one too?
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*
* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms.
* MadnessMantra: CURE, CONTAIN, OR ERASE.
* NoNameGiven: The Colleagues all have [[MyNameIsQuestionMarks "???"]] as placeholders.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Colleague #2 is big on circumlocution, small on actual medical counsel.
* ShoutOut: Colleague #1 unintentionally gives one
--> '''Colleague #1''': It's ''all'' dog. All of it. Delicious.
* SinisterSilhouettes: Solid silhouettes with big white question marks
* ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels: Colleague #4's proposal that Ms. Green's son should be shoved back up her birth canal... just as one
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out
* YouAreNumberSix: Until their actual names are revealed, we'll have to refer to them by the order which they spoke
!! Maternity Ward Door
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* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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* ImaginaryFriend: Uh, perhaps? On one hand, the huge impregnable door leading into the maternity ward definitely ''isn't'' imaginary. But so far, the only time it's even talked and shown a sapient personality is from [[UnreliableNarrator Dr. Phage's POV.]]
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
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[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
----
* {{Jerkass}}
--> '''Ms. Green''': So uh, you know anything about the password to that big, rusty metal door down the exam hall?
--> '''Double Doors''': Oh man, what a ''jerk.'' What a ''complete and utter jerk,'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards that guy.]] Sorry, you won't get anything out of him.
* LockedDoor: Very FIRMLY locked against Ms. Green. In order to reach her baby son, she'll need to discover its password.
* SuddenlyVoiced: As pictured. Of course, this taken from the viewpoint of Dr. Phage, who also imagined [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/316.html a fountain]] just outside [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/092.html his office.]]
* SycophanticServant
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Patients]]
!!Runny Nose (Nobody Nose)
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[[caption-width-right:335:Got a truckload of Kleenex?]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...name a place that isn't the hospital.
--> '''Nobody Nose''': A pwace that's ''WHAT!?!'' ...That's ''WHAT!?'' A pwace that's ''WHAT!?! WHAT!?!?''
This adorable nose-monster has been admitted to the hospital thanks to an infestation of kidney stones. He's loud and excitable, though not without a lot of heart.
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* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about the staff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
* NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.]]
--> '''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens to be female. She loves infuriating puns.
to:
* CityInABottle: And he cannot conceive that anything might exist beyond that bottle.
BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
*ElmuhFuddSyndwome
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me aboutGRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With thestaff here?
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwestomach as 'host,' and the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks.
vomit as 'guest.'
*NoseNuggets: Wet, slimy mucus is '''all over''' his hospital room, slathered over the entirety of his bed.
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
[[quoteright:265:http://static.TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gooey_eyes_7852.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:265:EYE am what EYE am.[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
-->'''Gooey Pink Eyes''': Ey, yer a doctah right? Can't ya gimme a look-see before ya run off again? EYE'm dyin here!
A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens'''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be female. She loves infuriating puns.the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
*
--> '''Ms. Green''': Can you tell me about
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the
--> '''Nobody Nose''': Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe
*
* PunnyName
!!Gooey Pink Eyes (Eyeda Sorrit)
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!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
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A pair of giant eyeballs beset by an aggressive infection of parasitic clowns who just happens
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
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* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' real name is [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]
to:
* AllThereInTheManual: Gooey Pink Eyes' His real name is name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-eyeda.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Eyeda Sorrit.'']]'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
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* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
* {{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs and a dangling vestigial body.
* PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
--> '''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance to a snail. He dreams of going superfast but he's really, really superslow.
to:
* FunetikAksent: A Boston accent.
AnnoyingPatient
*{{Oculothorax}}: She's a variant, two huge eyeballs AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly anda dangling vestigial body.
without variation.
*PunnyName: 'I'd-a saw-it.'
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even beginNoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell you...
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/skull_4670.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:302: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
-->'''Oozing Skull''': Hee hee! HEEHEEHEE! ''VROOM VROOM!'' HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHUEUHEUHHEUH!!!
A mess'''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of bleeding brains tumbling out of a broken skull, with a pair of normal-sized eyes still attached who bears an uncanny resemblance sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed toa snail. smuggled his wares into the hospital. He dreams of going superfast can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but he's really, really superslow.it comes at a price.
*
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and
*
* PungeonMaster: ''EYE'' cannot even begin
!!Oozing Skull
[[quoteright:302:http://static.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
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A mess
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine.
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* TheApprentice: Becomes one to the Crooked Spine. AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
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* ADogNamedDog
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
* IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
* FasterThanLightTravel: When Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind and he '''loves''' it.
* NiceHat: After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
* NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
to:
* ADogNamedDog
BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
*IJustWantToBeSpecial: Speedy in this case.
HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
*FasterThanLightTravel: When MotorMouth: Ms. Green picks up Oozing Skull and races him over to leaves Crooked Spine… in reality, it's at a velocity you would expect of a normal human woman in a hurry. But the unbelievably slow-paced Oozing Skull perceives the experience as this. It blows his mind Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he '''loves''' it.
doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat:After Crooked Spine takes him under his bony wing.
A snazzy fedora.
*NoodleIncident: Incident 00/V/3948
PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
*SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
*SolidGoldPoop: Crooked Spine accepts blood as currency for his wares. Guess what's oozing out of Skull in vast quantities?
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
[[quoteright:257:http://static.WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sickly_stomach_9523.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:257:Compulsive capsule connoisseur.[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
--> '''Sickly Stomach''': Tasties! MORE TASTIES!!!
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
*
*
* NiceHat:
*
*
*
* TheUnintelligible
!!Sickly Stomach
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!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.
A stomach and a bunch of vomit that are somehow collectively one consciousness. He's hopelessly addicted to gas pills, which leads to more vomiting.
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
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* AnimateBodyParts
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
* BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
* GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction to gastro-intestinal medication native to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
* NoNameGiven: Even his official file lists him as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: With the stomach as 'host,' and the vomit as 'guest.'
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/depressed_spleen_4456.png]]
[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.]]
--> '''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game of it. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more.
to:
* AnimateBodyParts
DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
*BigEater: Huge surprise for a stomach, I know.
FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
*GRatedDrug: To quote his medical file: ''Patient suffers severe addiction GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to gastro-intestinal medication native one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to a foreign zone, resulting in diminished cognitive abilities.''
express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
*NoNameGiven: Even his HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the officialfile lists him prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-stomach.png 'That Barf Guy.']]
* TheSymbiote: Withcom/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the stomach as 'host,' time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the vomit author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as 'guest.'
[[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
*TrademarkFavoriteFood: Gas pills. Consumes TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them like Skittles.
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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[[caption-width-right:199:Woe is he.[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
-->'''Depressed Spleen''': Oh, it's you again. I take it you're here so you can leave again in disgust. That seems to be '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the only reason anybody bothers to visit. I think they make a game wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient ofit. I don't know if they're keeping score, but I've been doing it for them, at least.
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserablePhage's and will talk for hours about his real or imagined problems. His greatest wish is to get a real disease so he can complain even more. mother.
*
*
*
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official
* TheSymbiote: With
*
!!Depressed Spleen (Spleonard Spleenus)
[[quoteright:199:http://static.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
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-->
A young bedridden patient of
A disembodied spleen who isn't happy unless he's miserable
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* AllThereInTheManual: His real name, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spleen.png 'Spleonard Spleenus.''']]
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.html I suppose if I ranked]] every sapioid I've ever had the displeasure of interacting with on a scale from "insufferably dreadful" to "could have still somehow been worse, against all odds," I might actually have to come up with a new rank for Miss Curdle. Not a higher one...but not a lower one, either. Another column. Another kind of wretched. A kind that...makes some kind of sense, for once. There's something about the way she keeps subjecting herself to my presence slightly beyond the bare minimum required to fulfill her trivial duties.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On Dr. Phage's file, his name is written: 'Spleonard.' On the website's official Character Page, it's spelled [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/characters.html 'Sploenard.']]
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging the Spleen's existence, to the point of mentally blotting him out of his physical perception.
* UselessSpleen:
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
to:
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.
* AnimateBodyParts
* AnnoyingPatient
* AttentionWhore: Willing to give himself malaria just to have one of the nurses be forced to pay attention to him.
%%* DeadpanSnarker
* TheEeyore: Constantly and without variation.
* NoRomanticResolution: Really, it's hard to tell where Spleonard even stands, where Molly is concerned.
--> '''Spleen's Blog Post''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogspleen.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: On
* {{Unperson}}: At some point, Dr. Phage ceased acknowledging
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
--> '''Depressed Spleen:''' The most anyone ever thinks of spleens is how remarkably unremarkable they are among the major organs.
!!Crooked Spine (Cobb Angus)
[[quoteright:186:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/crooked_spine_9478.png]]
[[caption-width-right:186:Don't delay, buy today!]]
--> '''Crooked Spine''': OH, the pain! THE PAIN OF IT ALL! ...The pain of sitting on all THESE INCREDIBLE LIMITED-TIME OFFERS! LORD ALMIGHTY, WILL NOBODY RELIEVE ME FROM THE ''[[PungeonMaster BACK-BREAKING DUTY]]'' OF HOLDING ONTO ALL THESE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME BARGAINS!? IS THERE NO RESPITE, ''[[IncrediblyLamePun NO BACKING OUT]]'' FROM THE TORMENT OF CARRYING SUCH A BROAD SELECTION OF BRAND-NAME QUALITY PRODUCTS AT ''BLOWOUT'' PRICES!? BUY NOW, AND YOU'LL RECEIVE NOT ONE, NOT TEN, BUT TWO COMPLIMENTARY GIFTS AT ALMOST NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU, THE VALUED CUSTOMER. THESE TORTUROUSLY AGONIZING DEALS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
A twisted vertebral column salesman that's managed to smuggled his wares into the hospital. He can give you some pretty useful(?) stuff, but it comes at a price.
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* AllThereInTheManual: The Spine's real name, Cobb Angus, is only mentioned in his character file.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
* AnimateBodyParts
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted with The Spine. Though he's no medic, himself, he still weaves a noticeable number of medical buzzwords into his [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-spine.png sales pitches.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: He runs one of these out of his hospital room.
* MotorMouth: Ms. Green leaves Crooked Spine's room mid-salespitch, and he doesn't even notice. Several minutes later, she returns just in time for him to wrap his spiel up.
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
* TheMentor: He becomes this to the Oozing Skull.
* WeirdCurrency: Blood.
!!The Bloodstain
[[quoteright:348:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bloodstain_1726.png]]
[[caption-width-right:348: Not as flat, dry, or lifeless as appearances might suggest.]]
-->'''The Bloodstain''': (to Dr. Phleboto, while The Mother hides under his bed) Land sakes, son! Ya lit'rally JUST missed her! Lil lady moves like an oiled-up slorvem on rupturin's eve! Ya better hurry, purdy thing could be chewin' on the tubes already!
An animate bloodstain. They're the first patient Ms. Green encounters, as well as her first ally in The Hospital.
to:
*
* ChekhovsGunman: The
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his
*
* BusmansVocabulary: Inverted
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The
*
*
* NiceHat: A snazzy fedora.
* PunnyName: "Cobb Angus" is a pun on the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobb_angle Cobb angle]], used to measure scoliosis.
*
*
!!The Bloodstain
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* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
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An animate bloodstain. They're
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the
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* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Within the official prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr. Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage's and his mother.
to:
* DatingCatwoman: Currently has The X-Ray Skeleton as their love interest... who killed the very woman they, themselves, saved.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: SavesAbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green from being captured by Dr. Mizer by doing this when she's hiding under their bed.
begins hitting on him.
*ItIsDehumanizing: Within AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If theofficial prose, Ms. Green refers to The Bloodstain as cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/014.html 'it,']] (she was ''very'' new to The Hospital at com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the time, and a sapient bloodstain had her flummoxed.) But the author of the comic's offical [[WordOfGod blog]] places the Bloodstain as [[http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/131514683703/theres-a-minor-drama-over-on-the-awful-hospital nonbinary, hospital for their extremely alien species.]]
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
[[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr.Phage''': Sorry for the wait, Madame! How's the little one, Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this spiraling?
A young bedridden patient of Phage'sguy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish andhis mother.Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* FunetikAksent: Theirs is Texan.
* GuardianAngel: The closest analogue to one in the comic and one of Ms. Green's closest allies. They're the only entity aside from Nobody Nose to express concern about Ms. Green's well-being or situation.
* HeWentThatWay: Saves
*
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the
* TheQuiet: After tricking Dr. Mizer into moving on, The Mother crawls out from under The Bloodstain's bed, expresses her gratitude, and tries to ask them questions about the hospital. Through it all, they remain completely silent and unmoving.
* TastesLikeFriendship: When Ms. Green places a cupcake that's on a nearby counter onto them, The Bloodstain seems to appreciate it.
* VillainessesWantHeroes: The X-Ray Skeleton is their girlfriend.
!! Sickly Spore-Son and His Mom
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/9d96bd656f46f0698424fc669e49bbe5.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:These two were smart to entrust their health to this doctor.]]
--> '''Dr.
A young bedridden patient of Phage's
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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* ArtShift: Of the photoshopped photograph variety.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed they speak 'sarcastic umami long division.'
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and her ill son… hmm, why does that sound so familiar?
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
--> '''Ms. Green''': If it's for real, then we aren't the first human beings to wake up in the Hospital like that…
--> '''Staph''': That seems comforting to know.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was the second of the three Noisy Tenant [[{{Creepypasta}} creepypastas]] penned by Bogleech before his creation of Awful Hospital. It is the story of a fastidiously germophobic man who winds up in The Hospital and is horrorstruck to discover Drs. Phage, Mizer, plus a third, as-yet-unnamed doctor are his physicians here. They are about to subject him to a horrible operation, but he succeeds in escaping by claiming to need the men's room. The story ends with the man revealing this all took place a year ago, by his estimation. He's still ill, and has been completely unable to locate any way out of the Hospital.
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
to:
* BlatantLies: "Discharge papers."
* LittlestCancerPatient
* NoNameGiven
* StarfishLanguage: We're informed
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: A green-colored mother and
* GameFace: ...even in her
* WeHardlyKnewYe
!! Human Patient From "Dr. Phage's Hospital"
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms.
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': Yeah, but... it doesn't end well… it almost feels like a threat. Something wants me to know that this person never went home...
[[http://www.bogleech.com/creepy/creepybog-drphage.html Dr. Phage's Hospital]] was
His story was the first to be [[CanonWelding officially welded into ''Awful Hospital'' canon]], after Professor Lexicovermus gave Ms. Green a copy of ''Doctor Phage's Hospital'' to read.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* BathroomBreakout: How he escaped being operated on by Dr. Phage. Because he specifically asked for the men's room, we at least know his gender.
* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only visible appendage, controlled its ancient-looking electric wheelchair.''
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.]]
* NoNameGiven: Miss Green wasn't the first human admitted to the Hospital that was terrible at giving introductions.
* OntologicalMystery: This man remembers scheduling an appointment with "a rather high priced local clinic" over the phone before going to bed in his bedroom. From there, he was somehow teleported straight into a Hospital exam room while still sleeping.
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope Ms. Green finds out what became of this guy.
to:
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the
* ChekhovsGunman: The third physician accompanying Drs. Mizer and Phage. Never officially appeared in Webcomic/AwfulHospital yet:
--> ''This monstrosity (Dr. Mizer) was quickly followed by a third entity… This one was by far the most unpleasant, a wet-looking, otherwise featureless glob of giant, gelatinous boils and sores, pulsating at various rhythms. One spindly, nearly skeletal little arm, its only visible appendage, controlled its ancient-looking electric wheelchair.''
* IronicHell: Next to everything The Hospital features, all the "everyday street trash" and their "sticky-fingered children" surely aren't looking quite so intolerable to this man in retrospect. Plus, he never got over his sickness.
* LowerClassLout: What this snotty elitist believed anyone of a lower income level to be. He treated them all like health hazards.
--> '''Human Patient''': I... avoided any contact I could with common sources of filth. Not difficult when you work a [[NouveauRiche real, respectable job.]] The kind with your own [[PointyHairedBoss private office.]] The kind where you never need to take the bus, [[UpperClassTwit do your own shopping]] or otherwise share air with [[SlobsVersusSnobs Wal-Mart shoppers.
*
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather
* TerrifiedOfGerms: By his own admission. This bestowed him with [[NeatFreak ''impeccable grooming skills"]] in the grey zone. And dismal socialization skills. And must've surely exacerbated his horror and misery over being trapped in The Hospital by a thousandfold.
* WanderingJew: The man's been searching the Hospital for an exit an awfully long time…
* WhateverHappenedToTheMouse: Once she returns to the Hospital, we can only hope
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
--> It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might look simple, he's surprisingly agile with a meat cleaver.
to:
[[folder: The Burgrr, Inc. Personnel]]
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/harmburger_662.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:349:Kiss the cook.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
-->It's a hamburger. Or maybe it's a cheeseburger. Whatever. Things squirm in its rancid, dribbling ground beef. Its unblinking eyeballs bulge hungrily. It's such a ludicrous sight you almost don't notice '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the blood-stained cleaver.
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he mightstiffs all look simple, he's surprisingly agile with alike to us anyway. ...Like a meat cleaver.paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Harmburger
[[quoteright:349:http://static.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.
-->
This rotting assembly of meat, wheat products and bugs is employed as a chef at the hospital's cafeteria. Though he might
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
--> '''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body is thoroughly infested with vermin that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.
* LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
--> '''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize the appropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
to:
* AbhorrentAdmirer: Harmburger's NOT comfortable BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when Ms. Green begins hitting on him.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Ifhe needs it, and is weirded out by the cleaver wasn't enough warning. He's also been concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/file-harmburger.png warned]] against infiltrating the hospital for [[ParanoiaFuel reasons unknown]].
com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
-->'''Dr. Phage:''' "On a more personal note, ''yeesh'', this guy."
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy'''Stone Slab:''' Stick to fight, Harmburger brings out his cleaver.
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's bodywhat you think is thoroughly infested normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns withvermin the morgue key, that form facial expressions for him. He even anime-sweatdrops... with a blue slug.room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*LethalChef
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bbqgirll_6225.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:344:Garrulous, gleeful, genki grill girl.]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
-->'''BBQ Girll''': We will need to [[TechnoBabble conceptualize '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls theappropriate deverberator, and unfortunately, we are not cleared for manifestation outside our conceptual zones.]] We will need you to bring back the correct materials from The Hospital.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.Morgue.
* AmbiguouslyEvil
* AnthropomorphicFood
* BewareTheSillyOnes: If
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
-->
* ChefOfIron: When there's an enemy
* ExpressiveMask: Harmburger's body
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* MuckMonster: Every bit as much one as Trubbish and Garbodor from the Pokemon series.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast
* NiceHat: Few, indeed, can wear a brain parasite so stylishly.
* TheSecretOfLongPorkPies
* TheSpeechless
!!BBQ Girll
[[quoteright:344:http://static.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.
-->
A huge monster which prowls the
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What kind of "materials?"
--> '''BBQ Girll''': Don't sweat it, bubbleguts, [[QuestGiver we made you]] [[FetchQuest a list]].
An anthropomorphic barbecue grill with corporate cheer and spirit to spare. She appears to manage the Burgrr facility adjacent to(?) the hospital's cafeteria.
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* BewareTheSillyOnes
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be a real treat for Ms. Green to [[spoiler:eat herself]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She never stops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so to speak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well... [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We'' are not of The Hospital. We are of the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap, if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
to:
* BewareTheSillyOnes
BigEater: Without a doubt.
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: Thought it would be EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than areal treat vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to[[spoiler:eat herself]].
make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
*CloudCuckoolander
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: SheSinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya neverstops smiling...
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall sodo know!
In addition tospeak]]) brains, they discovered gray-zoner genitalia. Babies come ''pre-marinated''.
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/146 almost]] never.
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We''com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are not her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from TheHospital. We are of Library. He addresses the MARVELOUS FOOD DREAM!!! 1000% EAT!!!
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap,Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if you've branched correctly you should be perceiving they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the MEAT TIMES ETERNITY, FLESH FOR A WORLD OF MEALENATING.Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* NiceHat: Her grill cover serves as a hat.
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
*
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to
*
* CuteAndPsycho: She really, ''really'' likes edible BodyHorror.
* DissonantSerenity: She
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never
* EatsBabies: After ([[TimeyWimeyBall so
In addition to
* GameFace: ...even in her nightmarish, hot-grease-oozing alternate form. Well...
* HollywoodTourettes: A non-profanity-based version.
--> '''BBQ Girll''': ''We''
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What?
--> '''BBQ Girll''': What's what? Look, chesterflap,
* TheNicknamer: 'Meatlet,' '[[{{Foreshadowing}} joemaam]],' 'bugprince', 'kangaroo,' 'crablocks…' and those are just the first few.
* PerkyFemaleMinion
* PlayingWithFire: In combat, her weapon of choice is some kind of [[OurGhostsAreDifferent toothy charcoal ghost thing]] that she keeps under her hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery: As told in the original ''The Burgrr Entries'' and later mentioned by BBQ Girll in her blog, she had her "bio-core" smashed with a shovel. She got better and seemed to treat the entire incident as just a minor annoyance.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Now enjoy your [[spoiler:complimentary [[{{Autocannibalism}} autoconceptual foodmatters]]!]]
!!Double Doors(?!?!)
[[quoteright:334:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ddoors_1510.png]]
[[caption-width-right:334:You're not leaving on an empty stomach.]]
--> '''Double Doors''': There's only one way out of here with that thing, and you're prooobably not gonna like it near as much as I am. [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor It's really really funny to me.]]
The doors leading into the hospital's cafeteria, which can speak directly into the protagonist's mind. It's witty and generally friendly, though it does push the cafeteria's meals a tad aggressively.
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* AffablyEvil: Just a highly enthusiastic... salesdoor.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS that thing?!?!]] BBQ Girll's CharacterBlog [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbbq.html implies]] that it's [[GrewBeyondTheirProgramming grown beyond its programming]] in ways that are worrying even the Burgrr staff.]]
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
* OurDoorsAreDifferent: Door-ish, sapient, highly persuasive circuit webs, to be precise.
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished that the 'weapon' Ms. Green selects to defeat him ends up working.]]
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank is to forceful entry, Double Doors is to MindControl. He doesn't ''merely'' try to hypnotize Ms. Green, he '''barrages''' her mind with psychic coercion, and even [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/162 reaches past the fourth wall to 'edit' the words of the Commentators who're screaming at Ms. Green to resist his influence, so it looks like they're agreeing with him.]]]]
* WeaksauceWeakness: [[spoiler: A yellow sticky note on which the words 'Out Of Order Sorry' are written beside a frowny face.]]
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
to:
*
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Dear God, [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/163 what IS
* FoodChains: [[spoiler:The Double Doors want Ms. Green to eat that sloppy joe the way [[Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe Jadis wanted Edmund Pevensie to eat her Turkish Delight.]]]]
* HollywoodTourettes: Another non-profanity-based version.
--> '''Ms. Green''': ...What did you say you were the doors to, again?
--> '''Double Doors''' Huh? I didn't say. What are youu'''ULTIMATE FEAST MATTER SINGS A SECRET MEAL TIME WISH'''abbling on about?
* NoSell: Ms. Green attempts to smuggle the sloppy joe out of the cafeteria by stowing it into her hyperspace tote bag. Double Doors remains firmly closed.
*
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be
* ThisCannotBe: [[spoiler:Double Doors is rather astonished
* TheUnpronounceable: Good luck getting [[spoiler:)(_)(]] through a human throat.
* VillainOverride: [[spoiler:What an M1 Abrams tank
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with
*
* WhamLine:
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': The mouth guy…]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': Forget him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': ...but he has a key I nee-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Double Doors''': No, not him. Your kid. Forget him. >Eat your sandwich. You've earned it!]]
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[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
!!Stone Slab
[[quoteright:350: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/awfulhospitalstoneslab_1436.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks after The Morgue. He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on some music and have a chat.
to:
[[folder: The Morgue]]
!!Stone Slab
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:350:Checking in?]]
[[caption-width-right:300:Embalms cadavers to be used for "recreational purposes." …By which we mean "made into tourist traps."]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' I dunno, '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the stiffs all look alike to us anyway. ...Like matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a paycheck! Haha!!
A cracked tombstone who looks aftersample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue.He’s one of the friendlier and more forthcoming individuals Ms. Green meets, and is happy to put on For some music and have reason, he's set up a chat.well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
!!Stone Slab
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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-->
A cracked tombstone who looks after
Head mortician of The Morgue.
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* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him, at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
* RockMonster: A very non-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
to:
* BizarreAlienLocomotion: He floats somehow, manifests an arm when he needs it, and is weirded out by the concept of legs.
AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: As usual for the Hospital. His views of life and death are a bit off:
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced byAccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/206 Namco,]] perchance?
* ForgetfulJones: According to him,com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at least.
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.remembering others' names.
*RockMonster: A AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is verynon-monstrous version.
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
[[quoteright:124:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/f61851e9f4fc69cce23d06b29f918b4a.org/pmwiki/pub/images/methyl.png]]
[[caption-width-right:400:WAKKA WAKKA]]
[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->'''Stone Slab:''' Run for your deaths!
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
*
--> '''Stone Slab:''' A body’s just a bunch of different stuff in one place, legs. All that changes is which parts eat and which parts get eaten.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A certain retro video game produced by
* ForgetfulJones: According to him,
* GallowsHumor: As his quote shows. It probably comes easily when you don't have a neck or a concept of death.
* HelpfulMook: He’s there to do his job and doesn’t much care to ask questions.
--> '''Stone Slab:''' Stick to what you think is normal and you’ll be fine. For me, The Morgue is normal. We all belong to our own respective [[TechnoBabble Class 9 autoperceptual omnimaterial repeating concept spirals…]]
* HeroicSacrifice
* TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday: The first time Ms. Green peeks inside the locked morgue's window, she sees a fairly conventional-looking morgue. By the time she returns with the morgue key, that room has been inexplicably replaced by Stone Slab's elevator.
* NiceHat: A bellhop's hat.
*
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very
!!The Revourer
[[quoteright:400:http://static.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
-->
A huge monster which prowls the Morgue.
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
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* BigEater: Without a doubt.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
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[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
* EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
* TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend with before she can set foot in The Hospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
!! Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
--> '''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters Miss Green has met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changed in the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
to:
* BigEater: Without AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a doubt.large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
*EvilCounterpart: Of ''Pac-Man!''
CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
*TheMaze: The Morgue, itself, is nothing more than a vast, labyrinthine hunting ground for this Pac-Monster.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: ShouldFoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green eventually manage to make her way back to The Morgue, she'll still have this guy to contend into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with before she can set foot in 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: TheHospital again.
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seenbest way of the Revourer is his spherical shadow on the wall.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!!Professor Lexicovermus
[[quoteright:350:http://static.Trichia
[[quoteright:183:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lithovermus.org/pmwiki/pub/images/trichia.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Books are uniquely portable magic." -- Stephen King]]
[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
-->'''Professor Lexicovermus''': For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure outONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library! the rest on their own. Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even you're doing this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it! Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other charactersfor, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Greenhas met. Miss Green isn't able to access any part this library, herself, (apart from material she, herself, has [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/349.html collected in-story.]]) Nor are her well-meaning Commentators able to share any of this library's information to her through commentary.
All that changedin the middle of hunting for the anomaly within the Inert Vessel. Green and her team stumbled upon a strange book, containing this bibliophilic fellow from The Library. He addresses the Commentators directly and cuts a most unusual deal with them: if they promise to read more books from their own [[RealLife local libraries,]] he'll allow Miss Green access to a single item from the Commentators' library. But they have to choose which one.
tavern.
*
*
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Re-vourer. As in: 'one who will devour you numerous times.'
* OrcusOnHisThrone: Should
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The
* SinisterSilhouettes: So far, all we've seen
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Library]]
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!!
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--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out
In addition to their ability to guide and direct Miss Green's actions, the Commentators have access to a [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html most uncanny library]] full of special supplemental reading material. Personnel files, blogs… even prose stories, all relating to other characters
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green
All that changed
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* AndIMustScream: We can only hope that book the Professor's popping out from is purely a work of fiction. Because if not, that means Professor Lexicovermus transformed some [[BalefulPolymorph human being]] into a series of books, possibly as punishment for not reading enough, and is in the process of [[ImAHumanitarian eating them.]] And the transformed victim in question is still [[EatenAlive self-aware]] while it's happening.
* BenevolentMonsters: Although Professor Lexicovermus was a bookworm first introduced in the Inert Vessel arc, he's not affiliated with any of THOSE worms.
* {{Bookworm}}
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for the Commentators' eyes only will be disclosed to Miss Green, thanks to this guy.
* MagicalLibrary: There can be no doubt that the Professor's home zone is every inch as paranormal as The Hospital or Burgrr, Inc.
* MeaningfulName: 'Lexicovermus' is basically Latin for 'bookworm.'
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain with the Commentators. Most of them were agreeable to it.
* UnexpectedCharacter
to:
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a
*
* FromBeyondTheFourthWall: Data which was meant for
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to
*
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for
* ReadingIsCoolAesop: The Professor's bargain
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
*
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
!! Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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--> '''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to the matter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away from perfection, and this entire vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head mortician of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular Inert Sub-Vessel of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]]
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The Worms]]
!!Dr. Everton Morteus Balmer
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': There is a '''bad thing''' polluting this environment, madam. A bad thing so contrary to ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of thematter-law that you would be familiar with, it could very well '''thrive''' under conventional decontamination procedures, unless of course we can correctly identify a sample and adapt our formulation. One miscalculation, one ''pseudo protein'' away Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from perfection, the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and this entire behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel could undergo a Category D Extrapaisley Reconfiguration Event! The ''chaos!'' The ''exquisite madness!'' I'm simply swooning with UNIMAGINABLE terror! Mmmm....yesss....
Head morticianMG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of The Morgue. For some reason, he's set up a well-stocked facility out on one particular the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the InertSub-Vessel Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of Miss Green's. [[spoiler: NOTE: For tropes focused on his 'Ascended' form, scroll downward to The Parliament section.]] stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!!
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-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the
Head mortician
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert
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* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
* AccidentalMisnaming: He's [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.]]
* LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions are molecules.
* MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting of a ''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses in ''ever''lasting preservation.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
[[quoteright:100:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hyde.png]]
[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
to:
* AnimateInanimateObject: Clearly a walking, talking, sentient embalming machine.
AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
*AccidentalMisnaming: He's CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/library.com/awfulhospital/260.html ridiculously terrible]] at remembering others' names.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond ofWorms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/363.com/awfulhospital/261.html pink]] [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/blogbalmer.html glitter.]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.other worms.]]
*LargeAndInCharge: Comes naturally when your minions SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are molecules.mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*MeaningfulName: '''Mort'''eus is very befitting TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a''mort''ician, as is '''Ever'''ton, since he keeps his corpses nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in''ever''lasting preservation.their new forms to further distress their foes.
* MechanicalLifeforms: A walking, talking, perfectly sapient [[http://embalming-machines.com embalming tank.]]
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': Can your feeble head-stuffings even fathom the delectable horror of an entire perception zone simply rotting away to nothing? Devoured from within by insatiable vermin!? Oh, the very thought of it tickles my wires with such decadent revulsion!
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.'''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
* ProperlyParanoid: Initially, you might find Dr. Balmer's delfiniphobia to be perplexingly out-of-place, given where he works. ''Initially'' being the key word.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
* SourGrapes: Says nothing nice about The Hospital, calling it a 'wasteful diversion' and 'delaying the inevitable,' yet is clearly still upset that Dr. Phage turned down a merger of The Morgue and The Hospital.
* StarterEquipment: Helpfully furnishes Ms. Green with a new satchel to stow inventory in, after her old {{Hammerspace}} tote bag becomes inaccessible.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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[[caption-width-right:124:He's Methanyll.]]
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[[caption-width-right:124:She's Hyde.]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
-->'''Dr. Balmer''': Welcome, welcome! We've been expecting you! Do come in, won't you? No time to waste!
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a selection of fine cheeses!
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
*
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Dr. Phage won't ''amalgamate zones'' with him. This leaves him pouty.
* CampGay: He's obviously homosexual; he signs his name with hearts, comments on Celia's unfashionable hat on her wanted poster, and seems to be fond of
* DepravedHomosexual: Phage spurned Balmer's affections. In retaliation, Balmer wanted to use the anomaly in order to infect all the Hospital's patients with an untreatable disease, in order to utterly ruin Phage financially. Does that sound like the goal of a ''right-minded'' homosexual?
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Showcased by the ''hilarious'' gag items Balmer leaves for Ms. Green to find in the trash can.
* {{Greed}}: The primary motivating force behind all of Dr. Balmer's actions.
* ItIsDehumanizing: Dr. Balmer does recognize that Ms. Green is female, straight away; (check his quote up above; he calls her 'madam.') Yet, whenever he's NOT attempting to beguile her into performing favors for him, he's loathe to acknowledge her femininity, [[https://www.patreon.com/posts/balmers-files-3225740 vastly preferring]] to call her by the objectifying 'it' pronoun.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': I'm sure some egghead out there would love to [[AlienAutopsy cut it up]] and find out how a grey-zoner initiated post-developmental branchination. Maybe the Recombinators can farm it for [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies sausage scraps]] and the Effluvious Conglomeration can [[HumanResources patch their silly moonsponge]] with what's left of its core!
** Though when the dolphin endangers his life, he does briefly switch to the gender-neutral 'them,' (but then, this too, amounted to situational brown-nosing. And Ms. Green was never a gender-neutral sort of woman, anyway.)
* ItsAllAboutMe: On top of being swollen with self-importance, Balmer lies, betrays and plots mass murder without remorse, all to profit off the corpses.
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: One word; [[spoiler: DOLPHIN'D.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
*
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in
* NightmareFetishist: Dr. Balmer's a mortician, sworn to keep his cadavers sterilized and well-preserved. And though he's sincerely committed to his duties, the thought of decomposition and infestation, (indeed, of catastrophe in general,) still fills him with perverse glee.
** When he fuses with the dolphin, his stated goal is to eat the world, just like the worms were doing.
* NoisyRobots: Though he's not actually a robot, Dr. Balmer's body is still a great, bulky metallic contraption, and he CLUNKS loudly whenever he walks.
* PunnyName: Dr. E.M. Balmer. 'Embalmer,' folks.
* StealthInsult: Possibly. The satchel Balmer gives Green is a "MY FIRST JUNIOR BIOVESSEL EXPLORER'S KIT FOR BABIES."
* TechnoBabble: He's as susceptible to this as any of his Hospital counterparts.
--> '''Dr. Balmer''': We're detecting quasimaterial, paraconceptual and even antivibrational wavelengths as deep as the '''sub-seething''' in some cases, and our current paradox may even carry traces of '''hose warblation.'''
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Pickles from pickle jars, according to WordOfGod. Balmer even stored the anomaly, itself, inside an [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/422.html empty pickle jar.]]
* TreacherousQuestGiver: Assigns Ms. Green to 'retrieve' an 'anomaly' from a nearby community of 'contaminoids' and return it to his facility so that he may destroy it. When she and her companions succeed, he has her taken prisoner, with the intention of selling her off to whomever will pay the highest price for her.
!! Methanyll & Hyde
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-->
--> '''Hyde''': Yeah, 'oigent bidness!
--> '''Methanyll''': We've got
Two members of Balmer's obedient crew of molecules.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
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* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
* CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. [[spoiler: However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat: The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanol and formaldehyde.
!! Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it and let them figure out the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted with Miss Green in a tavern.
to:
* AdorableEvilMinions: Hyde and Methanyll are but two members ChestMonster: Though many of a large crew of sapient molecules in Dr. Balmer's employ.the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
*CoolShades: Hyde wears a pair of these.
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to enticeEvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green into entering Dr. Balmer's workplace with 'a fine selection of cheeses,' unsuccessfully. knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:However, when he mentions their equally fine selection of alcoholic beverages...]]
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:The best way of picking Methanyll out of a crowd.
* PunnyName: Methanolmoment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and formaldehyde.leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!Trichia
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[[caption-width-right:183:Funny who you meet in a bar.[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
-->'''Ms. Green''': So... what the heck should I do?
--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, andlet will hunt them figure out over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the rest on their own. Whatever you're doing this for, you gotta watch out for number one, get it?
A microbe that chatted withfirst Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green in a tavern. and Celia.
*
* FoodAsBribe: Methanyll tries to entice
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler:
* FunetikAksent: Methanyll is described as having a thick English accent, while Hyde's is Bronx.
* MegaMicrobes: Mega-''molecules.''
* NiceHat:
* PunnyName: Methanol
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!!
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--> '''Trichia''': If it were me? Let 'em take you to the whatchamawozzle, let Balmer contain it
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and
A microbe that chatted with
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* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with Ms. Green in a tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine to Ms. Green right away.
* KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out like some single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
* NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
--> '''Ms. Green''': So-
--> '''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is effectively blind at the time Miss Green meets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie, her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
to:
* TheDogWasTheMastermind: [[spoiler:Before revealing herself as a lady [[EvilAllAlong in league with Balmer,]] Trichia was just somebody who struck up a conversation with AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered ina tavern. Though the chat was fairly lengthy, it lasted 2 webpages in a plot arc that spanned over 200 webpages.]]
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shineInert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Greenright away.completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*KilledMidSentence:[[spoiler:I'll blast it faster'n you can say-]]
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope outSuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves likesome single-celled [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Rene Belloq.]]
lightning!
*NiceHat
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
* RammingAlwaysWorks: [[spoiler:When the Dolphin rams itself into Trichia, it works very well at ending her life.]]
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
--> '''Trichia''': After a fusion I'm surprised you have the energy to stand.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': So-
Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
-->'''Magatha''': A mysterious book, you say? Interesting! That's for something [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with an optical sense. Apprentice Maggie has been my eyes since I embedded. She will no doubt be happy to take a look at it.
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively blind at invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in thetime Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Greenmeets with her.
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,and her younger counterpart. In fact, Magatha represents friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the first instance in ''Awful Hospital'' where two names derive from the same root pun.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.chance]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in
* TheDrifter: Describes herself as "something of a vesselhopper."
* HeroKiller: Shot Maggie and Staph.
* FantasticRacism: Though it doesn't stop her from taking a shine
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
*
* MacGuffinDeliveryService: Trichia plays this trope out
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like
*
* PunnyName: Trichomoniasis... but also, Trichia is a ''tricky'' sort.
* TheShill: Trichia shilled what Balmer offered to whoever would listen to her in the bacteria village.
* WorfHadTheFlu: Especially right after vanquishing the Immense Thing, Ms. Green's companions were strong enough to've mowed down Trichia and her posse of molecoids under normal circumstances. Then the audience learns that fusions such as the one which [[FusionDance formed Staphielle]] left their participants physically exhausted.
!! Magatha
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[[caption-width-right:350:The greatest wiseass on the Inert Vessel.]]
-->
-->
--> '''Ms. Green''': O...okay...do you kno-
--> '''Magatha''': -w anything about Celia?
A wise all-knowing sage who dwells in a pus march. Friend to Staph, mentor to Maggie, and counselor to Miss Green.
----
* AllLovingHero: In terms of WHO she is... Magatha has a heart and soul of 24-karat gold. The less said about [[NauseaFuel WHAT she is]]… the better.
* BlindSeer: An interesting variation on this trope. Magatha DOES possess seeing eyes, but since so much of herself has currently buried itself, she is
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
* PunnyName: 'Maggot,' just like Maggie,
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: The Oracle Knew You Would Say That.
* TalkingPoo: Talking Maggot Anus. [[IAmNotMakingThisUpDisclaimer This'll take some explaining.]] See... Magatha's a maggot who's about to undergo a metamorphosis into an adult. To that end, her whole upper body has instinctively 'embedded' itself 'underflesh.' Her buried head has entered a mindless involuntary feeding/burrowing state. ''Somehow,'' though, all her higher brain functions have been redirected to her anus. Magatha is able to speak through her anus as though it were a mouth.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Magatha doesn't get that many webcomic pages before her transmigration.
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!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
!! All Worms In General
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[[caption-width-right:350:The Worms Crawl In.]]
--> ''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic of the Mortizonal vermifauna are the physiological configurations they may assimilate from the fading concept-core of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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Parliament]]
!!All Worms In General
The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->''Biovessel exploration date @I*/#*388''
--> ''An interesting characteristic'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the Mortizonal vermifauna are cake were a few small crumbs. But the physiological configurations crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, theymay assimilate from used to be the fading concept-core crumbs of their food source. Anything encountered, believed, or considered by a biovessel during its functional period may influence the form, function, and behavior of worm scavengers as they tunnel in and out of the vessel's residual layers. Unfamiliar as I am with the functional history of Inert sub-concept vessel MG-0908-BN/SK/HL-3900438093990, I can hardly begin to guess the significance of the vermiform which as of this writing has masticated, digested, and excreted nearly 32% of my own corporeal shell.''
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.primordial being.
!!
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
-->
--> ''An interesting characteristic
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they
An incalculable legion of worms, who've see fit to wriggle their way from the Morgue into the Inert Vessel, ''en masse,'' with the intent of stuffing their guts. At first, they almost [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/229.html completely ignore]] Ms. Green altogether, but grow [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/337.html increasingly hostile]] towards her and her team as time progresses.
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* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above, the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones that ignore Ms. Green completely.
* MonstrousCannibalism: [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] have been observed eating [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.html other worms.]]
* SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad about it to the point where they're willing to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve, have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/77b97197238edabb4dbd4040011637a0.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
--> '''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous worm passing itself off as a treasure chest.
to:
* AuthorAppeal: Bogleech LOVES designing these creatures.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,AbsoluteXenophobe: In the worms 'assimilate' their 'physiological configurations' from Ms. Green's memories.
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attackstorybook, the small, living Ms. Green as well.
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been onescake was highly distressed and offended by everything that ignore Ms. Green completely.
wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
*MonstrousCannibalism: AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/260.html Worms]] com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't havebeen observed eating looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/261.com/awfulhospital/archive.html other worms.]]
Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
*SeriousBusiness: [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinochle Pinochle.]] They are mad TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about it to The Parliament comes in the point where they're willing form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to use a pinochle game to [[DuelsDecideEverything permanently determine]] who is predator and who is prey across all hire the multiverse.
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills wormssame bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with despicable satisfaction.
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have I?! I thought this tasted like a juicy form!
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
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[[caption-width-right:350:None too genre savvy, are ya?]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
-->'''Chest Worm''': Who would really leave such a beautiful handsome box in a crummy place like this!? I'm gonna eat ya up.
A monstrous[[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red wormpassing itself off as a treasure chest.that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
* CastOfSnowflakes: No two are alike.
* FisherKingdom: As stated above,
* ImAHumanitarian: They've all migrated here, en masse, to consume Green's corpse. Several of them will attack
* {{Jerkass}}: Thus far, the nicest worms have been ones
*
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.
*
--> '''Referee Worm''': THE LOSING PARTY SHALL BE HONORED VIA CONSUMPTION BY THE WINNING PARTY ACROSS ALL EXISTING AND POTENTIAL ITERATIONS OF THE REALITY SPECTRUM.
* TalkingAnimal: Many of them are capable of speaking English. And all of them truly are '''animals.'''
* TheBully: Savagely abusing their intended prey -- physically, emotionally, and verbally -- fills worms
--> '''Gasworm''': [[{{Jerkass}} OoOOh!]] Touched a nerve,
* YourWorstNightmare: Worms' bodies can physically adapt themselves to become nightmarish, wormy approximations of things an approaching foe dreads most. And they have an uncanny sixth sense of what to ''say'' in their new forms to further distress their foes.
--> '''Ms. Green''': Why did it...say those things...
--> '''Maggie''': Probably manifestated from yer core; cobbled together a bioform from yer experiences n' anxieties.
!!Chest Worm
!! Redbert
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A monstrous
An enormous red worm
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* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] that most worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. the voices of the Commentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him. [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The Moldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.]]
--> '''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
A true behemoth of a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.
to:
* ChestMonster: Though many of the Commentators suspected he might be AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this right from the start.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's lateris how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/266.html confirmed]] com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm thatmost worms can perceive "parazonal conceptual feedback", i.e. resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within thevoices of Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into theCommentators.
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: then [[InvertedTrope inverted]], once in the ceiling over Ms. Green acquires the sharpened pipe.]]
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
Green's son's crib.]]
!! TheMoldsucker (Mildred M. Sucker)
Birthday Cake
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[[caption-width-right:350: Ferocious fungal focus.[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
-->'''Moldsucker''': Muh-muh-mmuh-mmMMMMOoOoOOoooOOOoOOLLLLLLD!!!
'''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
Atrue behemoth of character seen only in a worm, moldsuckers have an infamously insatiable hunger for fungisapients, picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and will hunt them over vast distances. This particular individual - Mildred M. Sucker, it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was the first Moldsucker encountered by Miss Green and Celia.an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
* EvilGloating: Right off the bat, he lets Ms. Green knows he means to [[ImAHumanitarian to devour her.]] As well as gloating in general.
* MilesGloriosus: [[spoiler: The moment he sees Ms. Green brandish an actual weapon at him, Chest Worm loses interest in eating her, and leaves sniffily.]]
* MindReading: It's very possible he's this. How else would he sense that the Commentators were onto him?
--> '''Chest Worm''': (first spoken words) DUMMY! They totally called it!!
** It's later
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the
* WallMaster: First show coming into the
* NonCombatantImmunity: Averted with him.
* SuddenlyVoiced: He's the very first worm shown to speak.
!! The
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* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
* BigCreepyCrawlies: The most enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered in the Inert Vessel to date.
* GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or the other is dead.
* SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
!! The Parliament
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
--> '''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' and REMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago, they used to be the crumbs of a primordial being.
to:
* AwakeningTheSleepingGiant
BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
*BigCreepyCrawlies: EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: Themost enormous worm Ms. Green has encountered author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the Inert Vessel to date.
tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
*GulliverTieDown
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one orTheHermit: The first thing we learn about the other Birthday Cake is dead.how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
*SuperSpeed
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green''': Can't we just cut our way out? Or use that repellant stu-]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* SwallowedWhole: Her opening move in MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Pinochle match.
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss GreenBirthday Cake, and her friends. [[spoiler:Few moments later however, she hurls them back out elsewhere [[IOweYouMyLife in gratitude]] for them not slaying her back when they had the chance]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! TheParliament
Dolphin(s?)
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[spoiler: Family 2]]]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
-->'''Picture Book''': THINGS KEPT FLAGRANTLY '''EXISTING''' '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green andREMORSELESSLY '''NOT BEING''' THE CAKE, ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POOR CAKE'S '''PRECIOUS, VIRGINAL EYES.''' EVERYTHING BECAME [[RuinedForever RUINED AND DISGUSTING]] FOREVER. Soon, Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that remained of the cake were a few small crumbs. But the crumbs… '''remembered.'''
A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,long before they used to be began appearing in the crumbs of a primordial being.waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
*
* EmphasizeEverything: The
*
* NightmareFace
* PunnyName: 'M. Sucker?'
* KingOfGames: Queen Of Pinochle.
* SingleTargetSexuality: She disregards Ms. Green completely as though she's not even there.
* StalkerWithoutACrush: She's now one to Celia.
* SuperPersistentPredator: According to Celia, Moldsuckers will pursue a fungusapient until one or
*
--> '''Celia''': A hungry Moldsucker moves like lightning!
* SuperToughness: The inside of her stomach.
--> [[spoiler: '''Celia''': No. That thing is easily [[RolePlayingGameTerms AC60.]][[note]]'AC60' means: Armor Class 60. Bogleech rolls with a 20-sided dice, making Mildred's stomach effectively invulnerable.[[/note]]]]
* UngratefulBastard: Ms. Green convinces Celia not to kill her. Later, she excitedly volunteers to be the worms' representative in their pinochle game against Miss Green
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Parliament]]
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The
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A bunch of twisted, gnarled, [[SinisterGeometry sinister alien]] [[TheMonolith stalagmite-like monoliths]] that exist... somewhere. Long ago,
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* AbsoluteXenophobe: In the storybook, the cake was highly distressed and offended by everything that wasn't itself. Probably didn't help that all those non-cake things [[ProperlyParanoid were out to eat it, though.]] The Parliament feels the same hatred towards everything else.
* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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* AllThereInTheManual: How we know they're called [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/theparliament.png 'The Parliament.']]
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: While the Parliament themselves are all stony grays and browns you'd expect of stalagmites, there is a specific shade of red that's come to be associated with them; a red-tinted picture of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything bacteria under a microscope.]] It's first seen in the sky within the image being used for Redbert, just below.
* ConnectedAllAlong: The first time we see The Parliament, it looks like they might be some disconnected bit of quick, random spookiness, à la [[WesternAnimation/HalloweenIsGrinchNight everything in the Grinch's Paraphernalia Wagon.]] Nope.
* FromNobodyToNightmare: If we take the storybook at face value, The Parliament originated from the crumbs of a ''sapient birthday cake.'' A cake that wouldn't have looked out of place next to [[Franchise/HelloKitty Hello Kitty.]]
* OmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: All we know with absolute certainty about the Parliament is that they're a malicious bunch.
* ThePowerOfHate: The primordial being/"Birthday Cake" was reduced to crumbs in a state of hatred. Somehow, those crumbs grew upwards into ominous stalagmite-like formations, remembering that hatred.
* SecretOtherFamily: Every page in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' isn't just numbered, but cleverly titled as well. The Parliament's debut comes on page #184, with them looming over the crib of Ms. Green's baby. [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/archive.html Scroll down the webcomic's archive and see for yourself]] what #184's been titled.
* TomeOfEldritchLore: The first snatch of concrete information about The Parliament comes in the form of an 11-page children's picture book Ms. Green buys in an item shop. A picture book whose publisher chose to hire the same bookbinder that made [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/necronomicon_5873.jpg the Necronomicon]]... with humanoid facial flesh peering out from the [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/bookspooky.png front cover.]] It was also originally chained up, and is known to have funny mental effects on its readers.
!! Redbert
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-11.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:One of these things is not like the others.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Green's Son''': hole frend]]
An enormous red worm that seems to be specifically affiliated with The Parliament.
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* AllThereInTheManual: As with The Parliament, itself, this is how [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/redbert.gif we know Redbert's name.]]
* BigCreepyCrawlies: He's a large worm that resembles a frog's tongue.
* MeaningfulName: Redbert's red.
* SilentAntagonist
* TokenEnemyMinority: The one known non-stalagmite within the Parliament's ranks.
* WallMaster: First show coming into the gray zone through some kind of hole [[spoiler: in the ceiling over Ms. Green's son's crib.]]
!! The Birthday Cake
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/book-spooky-1.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:…And there was NEVER EVER anything else. Everything was just fine.]]
--> '''Picture Book''': The Cake enjoyed being the ONLY THING there EVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Until, without warning, it began to feel UNWELL. As the innocent, sweet cake grew increasingly ILL, things began being that were '''NOT CAKE.'''
A character seen only in a picture book, but one that hints to major backstory. A primordial being that existed in itself before the Zones came to be and it slowly deteriorated into what is now the Parliament. It's unclear if it was an ''actual'' cake or if it's just allegorical though.
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* BlueAndOrangeMorality: It wasn't able to comprehend that something other than itself may exist, and felt such an intense hatred of the Zones because of this that its remains became the Parliament, running purely on ThePowerOfHate.
* EldritchAbomination: If it's not literally cake, than it's surely this. Probably it's this even if it ''is'' cake.
* EmphasizeEverything: The author of the Birthday Cake's story does this to convey QUITE a BIT of the Cake's ''INTENSE, HIGH-STRUNG EMOTION'' and '''DEEP, ABIDING RESENTMENT AT ALL THE UNFAIRNESS IT SUFFERED''' in the tale's written prose, combined liberally with '''RainbowText.'''
* TheHermit: The first thing we learn about the Birthday Cake is how perfectly happy it was in nothingness and solitude.
* ItsAllAboutMe: It was quite a narcissistic little dessert.
* MakeThemRot: Like any normal real-life cake that's left uneaten for too long… cultures of microorganisms eventually settled upon the Birthday Cake, and it decayed completely as nature took its course.
* StartOfDarkness: Its whole story.
!! The Dolphin(s?)
[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamwake.png]]
[[caption-width-right:350:Ms. Green snaps awake from a nightmare of dark evildoers of great and terrible porpoise.]]
--> '''Dolphin''': [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/hellofremb.html HELLO FREMB.]]
Shortly after they'd read through the storybook on the Parliament's origins, Ms. Green and Maggie both fell fast asleep. Ms. Green then proceeded to have a series of dreams about "many things [she'd] seen and some things that [she] hasn't." Culminating in one particularly frightful monster that definitely fell into the latter category. A monster that addressed her as 'Fremb.' It wouldn't be all that long before they began appearing in the waking world... Apparently sent by the Parliament to find the Exvironator.
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