History Blog / STFUParents

* UnfortunateNames: Some of the names given to children on here are hilariously terrible.
** The infamous [[http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/229983649/halloween-09-i-recognize-the-editing-only-adds Vadgesty Foxi Maiden]].

[[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/ STFUParents]] was a {{blog}} dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on Website/{{Facebook}}. It's still up, but hasn't updated since 2014.

** Though it's no less infuriating when a woman posts about a major life achievement such as [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/1276744517/mommyjacking-hey-congrats-on-the-whole-doctor becoming a doctor]] or [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/59490967155/mommyjacking-the-childfree-life being the youngest person to earn a doctorate in neuroscience from Stanford University]] (at ''21''). Or just being married 4 years and earning a master's degree in the meantime. There's also one very [[SarcasmMode lovely]] post where one mommyjacker tells her Army friend that being a mother is more stressful than, you know, ''being in the goddamn Army.''
* JerkAss: [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/4191584514/vocabulary-this-submission-is-short-and-sweet-or Several]] parents and children who appear on the blog.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/tagged/Language%20Butchery Has its own category.]]

** The infamous [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/229983649/halloween-09-i-recognize-the-editing-only-adds Vadgesty Foxi Maiden]].

** Though it's no less infuriating when a woman posts about a major life achievement such as [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/1276744517/mommyjacking-hey-congrats-on-the-whole-doctor becoming a doctor]] or [[http://www.stfuparents.tumblr.com/post/59490967155/mommyjacking-the-childfree-life being the youngest person to earn a doctorate in neuroscience from Stanford University at ''21'']]. Or just being married 4 years and earning a master's degree in the meantime. There's also one very [[SarcasmMode lovely]] post where one mommyjacker tells her Army friend that being a mother is more stressful than, you know, ''being in the goddamn Army.''

[[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ STFUParents]] was a {{blog}} dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on Website/{{Facebook}}. It's still up, but hasn't updated since 2014.

** Though it's no less infuriating when a woman posts about a major life achievement such as [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/1276744517/mommyjacking-hey-congrats-on-the-whole-doctor becoming a doctor]] or [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/59490967155/mommyjacking-the-childfree-life being the youngest person to earn a doctorate in neuroscience from Stanford University at ''21'']]. Or just being married 4 years and earning a master's degree in the meantime. There's also one very [[SarcasmMode lovely]] post where one mommyjacker tells her Army friend that being a mother is more stressful than, you know, ''being in the goddamn Army.''
* JerkAss: [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/4191584514/vocabulary-this-submission-is-short-and-sweet-or Several]] parents and children who appear on the blog.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/tagged/Language%20Butchery Has its own category.]]

** The infamous [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/229983649/halloween-09-i-recognize-the-editing-only-adds Vadgesty Foxi Maiden]].

[[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ STFUParents]] is a {{blog}} dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on Website/{{Facebook}}.

[[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ STFUParents]] is a {{blog}} dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on {{Facebook}}.

* FailOSuckyname: Some of the names given to children on here are hilariously terrible.
** The infamous [[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/229983649/halloween-09-i-recognize-the-editing-only-adds Vadgesty Foxi Maiden]].

* ItsAllAboutMe: Mommyjacking-where someone replies to a friend's status, turning it about them, their pregnancy, or their children. Especially awful when the persons status is about having cancer or a relative dying.

* LostMyAppetite: Most people do when reading something particularly disgusting, such as kids covered in poo, diaper explosions and placentas.

* MommasBoy: Some of the relationships between mothers and their sons featured here, are rather creepy.

* MyBelovedSmother: Some parents seem to be way too overprotective of their children.

* TooMuchInformation: Most of this site runs on too much information, is it really necessary to go into details about your child's explosive diarrhea, or post pictures of yourself giving birth on Facebook?

* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: There are some very strange names given to children, such as Vagena, Vadgesty, Banjo and Espn.
* XtremeKoolLetterz: Some parents think its cool to use these letters in their childrens names, for example Xili, Zayden and [=McKynzee=]
* YoureDrinkingBreastMilk: Unfortunately there have been stories of women putting breastmilk in food.

[[http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/ STFUParents]] is a blog dedicated to mocking parents who post TooMuchInformation about their children on {{Facebook}}.