History BetterThanItSounds / FilmF

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* ''[[spoiler: Film/TheFly]]'': A man's teeth fall out, his skin gets awful, and he starts to have trouble with his eyesight.
** ''[[spoiler: The Fly II]]'': The man's son is called in to finish his father's work. Grows up to not be as pathetic as his dad was.
* [[spoiler: ''Film/TheFog'']]: weird atmospherical condition and past events ruin a town's 100th anniversary.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FrightNight2011]]'': [[Film/{{Superbad}} McLovin]] suspects his ex-friend's new neighboor to be a vampire. [[spoiler: [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then McLovin became a vampire.]]]]

* ''[[spoiler:Disney/{{Frozen}}]]'': Woman reacts coldly to her sister's new boyfriend, leading her to exile herself.

** ''[[spoiler: RamboFirstBloodPartII]]'': Same man looks for prisoners. Meets a hot chick.
** ''[[spoiler: RamboIII]]'': Man from before fights evil with rebels. Over the top gun play ensues.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/Fury2014]]'': Five sociopaths drive around in a tank, have tea, then die.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/Fury]]'': Five sociopaths drive around in a tank, have tea, then die.

** ''[[spoiler:Fantasia 2000]]'': The same, with battling butterflies, Mount Saint Helens, and Depression-Era New York. Also, WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck has trouble finding his girlfriend at the worst time possible.

* ''[[spoiler: FallingDown]]'': A man goes around shooting people who piss him off after his car's air conditioning breaks down.

** Alternatively: A Disney movie in which a witch-queen places a curse on a beautiful princess and her entire realm, dooming both to destruction. A courageous and handsome prince storms the witch-queen's enchanted palace, defeating the terrifying monster that the queen created to guard it, in order to defeat the queen and lift the curse from the realm. The prince is the villain.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FaceOff]]'': Hammy actor NicolasCage does a hammy impersonation of hammy actor JohnTravolta... leaving Travolta [[HamToHamCombat with no choice but to do a hammy impression of Cage.]]

* ''[[spoiler:Disney/{{Frozen}}]]'': An animated ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'' on ice, with a talking snowman and singing trolls.
** Gloves are SeriousBusiness.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FaceOff]]'': [[LargeHam Hammy actor]] does a hammy impersonation of another hammy actor... leaving the latter actor [[HamToHamCombat with no choice but to do a hammy impression of the first.]]

** Alternately: A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper over thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/FlashGordon]]'': [[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof Tevye]] and two Americans end up on another planet, where they meet BrianBlessed, TimothyDalton, and Max von Sydow dressed as FuManchu.

* ''[[spoiler: TheFaculty]]'': [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Elijah Wood]] kills body-snatching aliens with [[WeaksauceWeakness cocaine]]. [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] has a {{beard|OfEvil}}.
* ''[[spoiler: Fail-Safe]]'': ''DrStrangelove'' is presented more dramatically.

** ''[[spoiler:Fantasia 2000]]'': The same, with battling butterflies, Mount Saint Helens, and Depression-Era New York. Also, DonaldDuck has trouble finding his girlfriend at the worst time possible.

* [[spoiler: ''FantasticMrFox'']]: A father of 2 years to a BrattyHalfPint EmoTeen [[OffTheWagon falls off the wagon]] and begins indulging in an addiction that endangers the lives of hundreds of civilians, as well as the stability of his marriage.
* ''[[spoiler:{{Fargo}}]]'': Car salesman can't convince his employer that his paperwork is finished, also fails to up-sell a promotional extra to his customers. GrumpyOldMan shits on everyone beneath him, refuses to help his daughter in an important financial transaction. A pregnant sheriff tries to work out who the main character is in the movie.
* ''[[spoiler:{{Felidae}}]]'': A cat solves a murder mystery.

* ''[[spoiler:{{Fido}}]]'': The heartwarming story of a young boy and his pet zombie.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FightClub]]'': A guy and his best friend bond over practical jokes and extreme sports. They conflict over a LoveTriangle. Girl uses cancer to get the attention of her LoveInterest.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Firefox}}]]'': A man with PTSD from TheVietnamWar is told to steal an airplane.

* ''[[spoiler:AFishCalledWanda]]'': FemmeFatale bank robber falls in love with stuffy barrister whilst attempting to locate stolen diamonds. Her boyfriend is a psychopathic Buddhist hit-man who torments a stuttering animal lover who keeps killing dogs.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/TheFisherKing]]'': A red knight tries to kill a homeless person. A radio DJ tries to help the homeless man. And RobinWilliams gets naked.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/FlashGordon]]'': [[FiddlerOnTheRoof Tevye]] and two Americans end up on another planet, where they meet BrianBlessed, TimothyDalton, and Max von Sydow dressed as FuManchu.

* ''[[spoiler: {{Flatliners}}]]'': [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] decides to kill himself over and over. KevinBacon and JuliaRoberts think it's an awesome idea.
* ''[[spoiler: {{Fletch}}]]'': A wise-ass is hired by a wealthy businessman for assisted suicide. The wise-ass decides that the best way to react to this is to dress up in a variety of weird costumes and sleep with the businessman's wife. The wise-ass is treated as the hero and as being completely in the right.

* ''[[spoiler:TheFlightOfDragons]]'': Bookstore owner gets pulled into fantasy world to SaveBothWorlds from mad sorcerer; he ends up destroying said fantasy world with grade school science. And this is supposed to be a good thing.

* ''[[spoiler: TheFly]]'': A man's teeth fall out, his skin gets awful, and he starts to have trouble with his eyesight.

* ''[[spoiler:ForrestGump]]'': A mentally retarded man is sent to war and becomes a ping-pong player, while his lifelong crush turns to a life of sex and drugs.
* ''[[spoiler: TheFountain]]'': [[Film/{{X-Men}} Wolverine]] is vehement that he prefers his wife alive.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/FourBrothers]]'': Three R&B artists and [[{{Troy}} Achilles' cousin]] try to solve their mother's murder.
* ''[[spoiler: FourLions]]'': Film/TheThreeStooges join Al-Qaeda.

* ''[[spoiler:Frequency]]'': A son saves his father's life, and they talk about baseball.
* ''[[spoiler: Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel]]'': A British nerd meets a weird American girl at a pub and goes to the restroom a lot.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FrightNight2011]]'': [[{{Superbad}} McLovin]] suspects his ex-friend's new neighboor to be a vampire. [[spoiler: [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie And then McLovin became a vampire.]]]]

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FromDuskTillDawn]]'': Two brothers drive an RV to a strip club and encounter the supernatural.
* ''[[spoiler:TheFullMonty]]'': Unemployed men become strippers.
* ''[[spoiler:FunnyGames]]'': Two men murder a family with the jagged shards of a broken 4th wall.
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* ''[[spoiler: {{Freaks}}]]'': A Russian woman marries a German dwarf for his money. His friends disapprove.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Firefox}}]]'': A man with PTSD from TheVietnamWar steals a vehicle.

** ''[[spoiler:Fantasia 2000]]'': The same, with battling butterflies, Mount Saint Helens, and Depression-Era New York. At a time when all land-based species were endangered, each of the last two generic ducks thinks itself the very last one.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FirstBlood]]'': Man goes crazy, traps forest rangers and has an unintelligible monologue.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/FridayThe13th1980]]'': Group of people fail to reopen a summer camp.

** Or, [[BrowsHeldHigh the touching story of a suicidally depressed actor and his drug mule]].

* ''[[spoiler: TheFaculty]]'': [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Elijah Wood]] kills body-snatching aliens with [[WeaksauceWeakness cocaine]]. [[TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] has a {{beard|OfEvil}}.