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* The entire skydiving sequence. Smith, skydiving grabbing guns from other skydivers when he runs out of bullets, using one for a human shield and their parachute trapping said shooter. And all set to the AC/DC song "If You Want Blood."
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* Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
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* Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed team... Only for him to kill all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''positions]]''.
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* Pretty much the entire movie. The only reason it even exists is because of the RuleOfCool.
** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:TheDragon has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and TheDragon is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the fucking '''point!''']]
** The one [=CMoA=] in which the guns are in ''second'' place ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:TheDragon has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and TheDragon is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the fucking '''point!''']]
** The one [=CMoA=] in which the guns are in ''second'' place ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
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* Pretty much the entire movie. The only reason it even exists is because of the RuleOfCool.
** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is thefight at the end after [[spoiler:TheDragon TheDragon has broken all his of Mr. Smith's fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and TheDragon is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the fucking '''point!''']]
** The one [=CMoA=] in which the guns are in ''second'' place ''has'' to be'''point!'''
* Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the
** The one [=CMoA=] in which the guns are in ''second'' place ''has'' to be
* Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
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** Also how the entire sequence plays to the immortal Motorhead song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyT0If4jRPI Ace of Spades]]".
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** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:the BigBad has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and the BigBad is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the fucking '''point!''']]
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** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:the BigBad [[spoiler:TheDragon has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and the BigBad TheDragon is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the fucking '''point!''']]
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*** I'd be happy to go with "Any time Mr. Smith touches a carrot."
** Sorry, but the [=CMoA=] ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
** Sorry, but the [=CMoA=] ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.]]''
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* The Hammerson storage scene, where Mr. Smith dispatches a whole squad of mooks using improvised, rope controlled turrets made from guns tied to the ceiling. Cue Hertz's [[VillainousBreakdown frustrated expression]] at the end of the scene.
-->"GODDAMNIT, SMITH!"
-->"GODDAMNIT, SMITH!"
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-->"My God, [[SurroundedByIdiots do we really suck], or is [[OneManArmy this guy]] ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good?!]]''"
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-->"My God, [[SurroundedByIdiots do we really suck], suck]], or is [[OneManArmy this guy]] ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good?!]]''"
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-->"My God, [[SurroundedByIdiots do we really suck, suck], or is [[OneManArmy this guy ''really guy]] ''[[PersonOfMassDestruction really that good?!''"good?!]]''"
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** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:the BigBad has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and the BigBad is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the ''point!'']]
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** The movie is made of these, and it's tempting to just put down "Any time Mr. Smith touches a gun", but probably the front-runner is the fight at the end after [[spoiler:the BigBad has broken all his fingers. His solution to this? Take the bullets out of his gun, put them between his broken fingers and ''hold his hand in a fire''. The bullets go off and the BigBad is shot four times in the chest. So what if it wouldn't work in real life? That's not the ''point!'']]fucking '''point!''']]
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* Smith takes on Hertz and 50 mooks and wins. Lampshaded by Hertz himself.
-->"My God, do we really suck, or is this guy ''really that good?!''"
-->"My God, do we really suck, or is this guy ''really that good?!''"
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** Sorry, but the [=CMoA=] ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.''
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** Sorry, but the [=CMoA=] ''has'' to be Smith having sex with the hooker/love interest and then being interrupted by an invading SWAT team. I say "interrupted" but what I mean is they showed up and he killed all of them, ''whilst ''[[CoitusUninterruptus whilst continuing to satisfy her in a variety of positions.'']]''
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*** I'd be happy to go with "Any time Mr. Smith touches a carrot."