History Awesome / EverybodyHatesChris

--> '''Rochelle''': (To the babysitter) I’mma kick her ass...

--> '''Rochelle''': (To the babysitter) I am going to whoop your ass...

* In "Everybody Hates Elections" when running for class president, Chris is having no luck coming up with a speech, so he ends up improvising one completely on the spot and manages to win the election:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBlJn99Hrbw

* When Julius reveals to Rochelle the reason for having a credit card... and the reason (buying Rochelle's ring) promptly does something that Julius has never been able to do during their time together: Shut her up.

--> '''Rochelle''': (To the babysitter)I am going to whoop your ass...

** What makes this more awesome is the fact that Julius was recognized and rewarded for his heroics by the local news, even if he wasn't humble about it in the slightest. It could also be considered heartwarming in that he did it simply to be home with the ones he loved for New Year's.

--> '''Chris Rock''': ''(narrating)'': "For once, it felt good to be right".

--> '''Julius''': [[LongSpeechTeaTime What if everybody who ever had a problem jumped off a bridge? Geraldine Ferraro could've been our country's first female Vice President, but her party lost. She didn't jump off a bridge. Nelson Mandela's been in jail for over 20 years. He didn't jump off a bridge. Ivan Lendl got stomped by Boris Becker at Wimbledon. Didn't jump off a bridge. Trevor Berbick, he got knocked out by Mike Tyson in less than five minutes. He didn't jump off a bridge! Jermaine Jackson got kicked out of the Jacksons...]]

* Another one for Julius in ''Everybody Hates New Year's'', Julius gets frustrated because a man is sitting on the bridge and blocking traffic when he is trying to get home to his family in time for New Year's, so Julius goes to resolve this himself. Below is the exchange that made the man change his mind about jumping off a bridge, inducing a [[LongSpeechTeaTime]] from Julius about why the man shouldn't kill himself.

** It might not seem like much, but this can be a moment of awesome for Greg.

* In ''Everybody Hates Being Cool'', Chris could have gotten himself into a ''lot'' of trouble being an accomplice in a crime with the "cool kids", all of that for the sake of being accepted by his peers, but just as Chris was about to blow the whistle to warn the "cool kids" about the cops showing up... until Greg manages to talk him out of it and after Chris considered the consequences and right after the cops passed by, Chris and Greg [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bailed before they could be named accessories to the crime]] the "cool kids" were about to do.

--> '''Narrator''': ''I might be joining my grandfather sooner than I thought.''

** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger and disregarding the fact that he'd be in a battle [[Unwinnable he cannot win]].

** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized rather unfairly over iced tea, despite risking his grandmother's anger.

** Plus, Chris defending Rochelle earlier when she gets criticized.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxTvWxVvmU&list=FL99E3ZhTOBPmYyc6aX5zA0A Rochelle]] breaking out of her StepfordSmiler phase and standing up to her family, notably her mother, for walking over and criticizing her in "Everyone Hates Funerals", all completed with giving every single relative a ReasonYouSuckSpeech.

* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ]]''[[ExactWords memorize ]]''[[ExactWords it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, despite his protests, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s is Chris' determination]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxTvWxVvmU&list=FL99E3ZhTOBPmYyc6aX5zA0A Rochelle]] breaking out of her StepfordSmiler phase and standing up to her family, notably her mother, for walking over and criticizing her in "Everyone Hates Funerals", all completed with giving every single relative a ReasonYouSuckSpeech.

* Rochelle breaking out of her StepfordSmiler phase and standing up to her family, notably her mother, for walking over and criticizing her in "Everyone Hates Funerals", all completed with giving every single relative a ReasonYouSuckSpeech.

* Then there's Chris tricking Caruso and the other bullies into throwing batteries at him-right in front of Dr. Raymond, resulting in the bullies getting detention.

--> '''Julius:''' "No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again, you ain't going to jail, (raises baseball bat) [[PapaWolf I'M going to jail.]]"

--> '''Julius:''' "No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again you ain't going to jail (raises baseball bat) [[PapaWolf I'm going to jail.]]"

--> Malvo: "So I'm supposed to be afraid cause you brought your daddy out here?"
--> Julius: "No, you supposed to be scared cause if you ever put your hands on my son again you ain't going to jail (raises baseball bat) [[PapaWolf I'm going to jail.]]"
* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ''memorize'' it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, despite his protests, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s is Chris' determination]].

* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ''memorize'' it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, despite his protests, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s is Chris' determination]].

* After everything that Chris went through in "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" involving a speech he had to memorize, what does he do when his teacher tells him [[ExactWords he had to ''memorixe'' it]], not ''recite'' it? [[spoiler: He recites it... all of it... to his teacher, to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It".]] That may not sound awesome, but what really sells it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIsWghf1m0&t=6m30s is Chris' determination]].

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