History Awesome / EpicMealTime

'''Arnold''': I lied. ''(shows off two extra large buns; Harley and Epic Mook cheer)''

* Fastfood Sacrifice, props have to go to the drive-thru man. He had no surprise at all to the amount of food or the revelation that the plan was to "put it all in a dead animal carcass and get drunk." His only qualm? They asked to put a whole taco in their drink.

** To put it into perspective: They made a steak and egg sandwich, using ostrich eggs, cooked on a tank[[note]]The tank was basking in the hot southern California sun, meaning "so hot out that you could fry an egg" was NotHyperbole[[/note]], THAT WAS OWNED BY ARNOLD SCHARZENEGGER HIMSELF. Who then proceed to do pushups on the sandwich.

'''Harley''': I lied. ''(shows off two extra large buns; Harley and Epic Mook cheer)''

--->'''Harley''': So, Arnold, did you bring the buns?

--->'''Arnold''': [[Film/{{Commando}} Remember when I said I'd brought the buns]]?\\
'''Harley''': Yeah?\\

'''Harley''': :(\\
'''Arnold''': Hey...remember when I said I didn't bring the buns?\\
'''Harley''': ...yeah?\\
'''Harley''': I lied. ''(shows off two extra large buns, making Harley cheer)''

** To put it into perspective: They made a steak and egg sandwich, using ostrich eggs, cooked on a tank[[note]]The tank was basking in the hot southern California sun, meaning "so hot out that you could fry an egg was NotHyperbole[[/note]], THAT WAS OWNED BY ARNOLD SCHARZENEGGER HIMSELF. Who then proceed to do pushups on the sandwich.

** To put it into perspective: They made a steak and egg sandwich, using ostrich eggs, cooked on a tank, THAT WAS OWNED BY ARNOLD SCHARZENEGGER HIMSELF. Who then proceed to do pushups on the sandwich.

** To put it into perspective: They made a steak and egg sandwich, using ostrich eggs, cooked on a tank, THAT WAS OWNED BY ARNOLD SCHARZENEGGER HIMSELF. Who then proceed to do pushups on the sandwich.

* The Steak & Egger Sandwich for getting ArnoldSchwarzenegger as their guest star!

--> '''Harley:''' We made lasagna in the dishwasher! Steamed hot dogs in the dishwasher! Cooked a bacon and egg sandwich on a (caw!)in' ''clothing iron''! ...And this right here, dawg? This right here is macaroni and cheese in a coffee pot! So don't (caw!)in' come at ME with YOUR cooking sh(caw!), when we're the ones changin' the game!

* [[http://youtu.be/SZaNUZDTi44?t=2m59s Muscles Glasses X2]].

* ''Thanksgiving Care Package''. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

** "Ladies and gentlemen, Tony Hawk."

** "We'll have a hundred and fifty [burgers]."
*** A hundred and seventy five

* Fastfood Sacrifice, props have to go to the drive-thru man. He had no surprise at all to the amount of food or the revelation that the plan was to "put it all in a dead animal carcass and get drunk." His only qualm? They asked to put a whole taco in their drink.

* In ''Meat Sub,'' instead of the usual overblown pre-eating narration, Harley says only two words: "My turn."

* Bricks forming, walls rising, the music swelling to a heart soaring crescendo...then silence...then...''Cheese Wiz''

* "The [=TurBacon=] Epic Thanksgiving": just to one-up the classic [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken turducken]], they stuffed an additional two birds (cornish hen and quail, making it five birds in total) into it, loaded it up with bacon strips, put it inside a pig, covered ''that'' in more bacon strips and put it on the grill. They then proceeded to make ''ten more''. They sewed the whole thing together, and garnished it with baconators.

* "Drunken Mess Meal", [[LoveItOrHateIt for those who liked it]].

* "The [=TurBacon=] Epic Thanksgiving": just to one-up the classic [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken turducken]], they stuffed an additional two birds (cornish hen and quail, making it five birds in total) into it, loaded it up with bacon strips, put it inside a pig, covered ''that'' in more bacon strips and put it on the grill. Finally, because they're so "(caw!)ed up", they garnished the whole pig with Baconator sandwiches.

* "French Fry Week" (October 3 - 7, 2011) was Epic Meal Time going BeyondTheImpossible: one episode per day using [[CaptainObvious french fries as the central ingredient]], with a 15-pound poutine to end it off on the last day.

* "Turbaconepicentipede" didn't just break the previous calorie count made by the Sloppy Roethlisberger, it ''destroyed'' it at '''more than 800,000 calories'''.

* The Sloppy Roethlisberger: after months of entertaining the Internet, they break the 100,000 calorie barrier in a way that only they could.
* The Meat Car on Jay Leno.
* Drunken Mess, [[LoveItOrHateIt for those who liked it]].

* "Maximum Mac and Cheese", featuring macaroni and cheese mini-variants of at least half a dozen of their previous meals.

* Turbaconepicentipede: ShoutOut to TheHumanCentipede and breaks 800,000 calories.

** "We'll have a hundred and fifty [burgers]."

* "Fast Food Pizza Cake" marked Epic Meal Time's one-year anniversary. The meal? An epic CallBack to their pilot episode, with Tony Hawk appearing to eat with them.

* The Sloppy Roethlisberger: after months of entertaining the internet, they break the 100,000 calorie barrier in a way that only they could.

* Drunken Mess, [[LoveItOrHateIt for those who liked it.]]
* French Fry Week was EMT going BeyondTheImpossible. One Epic meal a day, plus a 15 pound poutine, all week.
* Maximum Mac and Cheese. Macaroni and Cheese variants of at least half a dozen of their previous meals.
* Their first birthday had an epic CallBack to their pilot episode, and they had Tony Hawk eat it.

* Maximum Mac and Cheese. Macaroni and Cheese variants of at least half a dozen of their previous meals.

* French Fry Week was EMT going BeyondTheImpossible. One Epic meal a day, plus a 15 pound poutine, all week.