History ARareSentence / ThisBites

** '''Luffy:''' Well, anyways, I'm gonna go and eat all this castle's food and then get our reindeer-doctor to join us! See you! ''(zips away)''\\

** '''Cross:''' A homicidal otter with dual shell-blades and a vulture armed with high-caliber machineguns stole my talking snail and then tried to kill me when I jumped off a building to catch up to them! ''({{Beat}})'' What the hell has my life become?\\

** '''Vivi:''' Alright, then, everyone! Let's get going to see the man who'll help us sail to the sky! ''({{Beat}})'' I cannot ''believe'' I just said that with a straight face...

** '''Lassoo:''' ''(in a bored tone)'' Our cheap-as-all-hell navigator refused to pay the entry toll at Heaven's Gate, and we beat all the angel officers that came to fine and arrest us, so a giant lobster carried our crew away here, and we had to fight past tons of booby traps, a talking cream puff, and a bald guy with his giant dog on our way to them. ''({{Beat}})'' And I'm not sure that's the weirdest thing that's happened to us since I joined this crew a few days ago.

** '''[[IronicName Drake]]:''' Do not resist arrest, duck. ''({{Beat}})'' Arresting a giant duck... ''why'' did it have to be the Straw Hats?

** Also, when Drake is listing Cross's crimes and includes "Assault with a deadly snail", Cross asks if he really just said that.

** '''Itomimizu:''' ''I AM NOT A MUPPET!''\\

** '''Xomniac:''' "What would be a good expression for a giant concentrating to fake an accent?" I never thought I'd find myself asking that question, and yet I nonetheless did while writing this chapter.

** '''Cross:''' Alright, who laughed at the giraffe!? Who the hell is responsible for making me utter the phrase 'Who laughed at the giraffe' in complete and utter seriousness ''and'' context!?
** ''So saying, the menacing pigeon strolled forward, advancing on my talking snail, my bazooka-dog, and myself as I racked my brains for a way out of the bisected thirty-story Tower of Justice.''\\

** '''Boss:''' He [Cross] said... ''something'' about having a way to save Merry in the tower, but he got attacked by a pigeon before he could say more.\\

** ''A world away in a fairytale land of sweets, a Long-Leg man and a lion gaped at a cackling snail in shock. Contrary to appearances, this was not the setup to a joke.''

** '''Hornet:''' Apropos of nothing, I'm quite pleased I got to properly use the sentences "But first, we need a reaction to her telling physics to bite the pillow." and "So, first off, we need to un-orphan that punchline." while we were writing this.

** '''Xomniac:''' Heheheh, I told ya that including the penguins was a good idea! ''({{Beat}})'' ...god bless the fact that I got to use that phrase in context.

** ''...I stated intelligently before shrugging and turning my attention back to the bloody but ultimately unremarkable brawl between the wedding guests (did I really just say that?).''

** '''Cross:''' ''(explaining his plan to Brook)'' Your first job upon us reaching the island will be to bamboozle the Ghost Princess of Thriller Bark, Perona. ''({{Beat}})'' I love the fact that I get the chance to use the word 'bamboozle'.

** '''The Patient One:''' In writing this chapter, I found myself saying, "Xom, you're comparing a giant warthog to a former master swordsman."
** ''...But even as relatively unnatural as Thriller Bark was, the sight of a speedo-clad cyborg swinging around a giant pair of flaming oaks linked by a chain to bash down the walking dead as though he were playing a macabre, jumbo-sized game of Whack-A-Mole was a whole new level of 'weird' for the island's ghastly inhabitants.''
** ''What ensued was one of the more bizarre chase scenes ever: a zombie in a bat costume that somehow allowed him to fly being chased by a manatee-sea turtle hybrid jumping off the air.''
** '''Donny:''' Note to self… After I get Tidal Swim down pat, start training with Robin to deal with opponents who have more than… two… arms… And suddenly that is a threat that is valid in my life. Unbe-freaking-lievable, one day my usual opponents are other dugongs, and now it's like I'm living in a dream!

** ''The only solution seemed to be to destroy the bodies entirely, and actually destroying a human body is ''miles'' harder than it has any right to be!''\\

** '''[[MoneyFetish Nami]]:''' I owe you one, friend…
** ''The Obelisks of the Florian, the second most powerful eldritch beings I've ever seen in my life (so help me God, I actually have to ''make'' that distinction) had all shifted in color...''

** '''Author's Notes:''' Think you could edit in Largo strumming or tuning his guitar menacingly? ...dear god that's actually a thing in this instance.
** '''Boss:''' Since when are you this snippy?\\

** '''Apis:''' In all fairness, [Lindy] ''did'' just reincarnate after plodding along in his old body for the past few centuries, so I think he's a bit high on his youth right now.\\

** '''Author's Notes:''' "Vaguely New Englandish Sexy Bass" is something I can do passably well, and there's not something I ever saw myself saying.
** '''Billy:''' …Is anyone else just now realizing that we're ''really'' not questioning the fact that we're talking with a naturally speaking starfish right now?\\

** '''Author's Notes:''' I honestly never expected to say that, but we discovered several missing hands during proofreading. Keeping track of Hachi's choreography was a pain.

** '''Cross:''' The starfish ''does'' have a point there... ''({{Beat}})'' "The starfish has a point"... This is not how I envisioned adulthood.
** ''Now, though, the builders of Skelter Bite had used a ''Marine Battleship'' to fill that gap. A years-out-of-date, defaced to hell and back battleship, but it still made for a heavily armed, extremely sturdy barbican… and ''Roger help me'' there's another word I never thought I'd use in perfect context.''

** '''Smoker:''' We would be willing to pay you quite handsomely for your services, of course. ''({{Beat}})'' I never thought I'd be saying those words to assassins...
** '''Jones:''' I'm with the ''other'' Straw Hats. You know, the crew a dimension to the left and a few months behind?\\

** '''Sanji:''' Other me, can you pass the garlic? ''({{Beat}})'' Never thought something like ''that'd'' be coming out of my mouth...

** ''The only solution seemed to be to destroy the bodies entirely, and actually destroying a human body is '''miles''' harder than it has any right to be!''\\

** '''Cross:''' The starfish ''does'' have a point there... ({{Beat}}) "The starfish has a point"... This is not how I envisioned adulthood.
** ''Now, though, the builders of Skelter Bite had used a '''Marine Battleship''' to fill that gap. A years-out-of-date, defaced to hell and back battleship, but it still made for a heavily armed, extremely sturdy barbican… and '''Roger help me''' there's another word I never thought I'd use in perfect context.''

** '''Cross:''' The starfish ''does'' have a point there... "the starfish has a point"... This is not how I envisioned adulthood.

** ''Reaching out, [Brook] gave it a hard shove, and we all heard the rattle of wood on wood, not bone on bone (do'' not ''ask how we all knew that).''

** ''Reaching out, [Brook] gave it a hard shove, and we all heard the rattle of wood on wood, not bone on bone (do '''not''' ask how we all knew that).''

** '''Luffy''': Well, anyways, I'm gonna go and eat all this castle's food and then get our reindeer-doctor to join us! See you! ''(zips away)''\\
'''Cross''': I'm not the only one who can't believe that that sentence makes sense to me, right? Right?\\
'''Nami''': Eh... I think I became a bit desensitized after 'a seagull grabbed my head when I flew up to catch it'.

** '''Cross''': A homicidal otter with dual shell-blades and a vulture armed with high-caliber machineguns stole my talking snail and then tried to kill me when I jumped off a building to catch up to them! ''({{Beat}})'' What the hell has my life become?\\
'''Nami''': Madness and insanity, Cross, madness and insanity.

** '''Lassoo''': ''(in a bored tone)'' Our cheap-as-all-hell navigator refused to pay the entry toll at Heaven's Gate, and we beat all the angel officers that came to fine and arrest us, so a giant lobster carried our crew away here, and we had to fight past tons of booby traps, a talking cream puff, and a bald guy with his giant dog on our way to them. ''({{Beat}})'' And I'm not sure that's the weirdest thing that's happened to us since I joined this crew a few days ago.

** '''[[IronicName Drake]]''': Do not resist arrest, duck. ''({{Beat}})'' Arresting a giant duck... ''why'' did it have to be the Straw Hats?

** '''Xomniac''': "What would be a good expression for a giant concentrating to fake an accent?" I never thought I'd find myself asking that question, and yet I nonetheless did while writing this chapter.

** '''Cross''': Alright, who laughed at the giraffe!? Who the hell is responsible for making me utter the phrase 'Who laughed at the giraffe' in complete and utter seriousness ''and'' context!?

'''Cross''': ...My life is so warped.

** '''Boss''': He [Cross] said... ''something'' about having a way to save Merry in the tower, but he got attacked by a pigeon before he could say more.\\
'''Franky''': ...It's a fine day in the Grand Line when I can hear a sentence like that and not question how much it makes sense.

** '''Hornet''': Apropos of nothing, I'm quite pleased I got to properly use the sentences "But first, we need a reaction to her telling physics to bite the pillow." and "So, first off, we need to un-orphan that punchline." while we were writing this.

** '''Xomniac''': Heheheh, I told ya that including the penguins was a good idea! ''({{Beat}})'' ...god bless the fact that I got to use that phrase in context.

** '''Cross''': ''(explaining his plan to Brook)'' Your first job upon us reaching the island will be to bamboozle the Ghost Princess of Thriller Bark, Perona. ''({{Beat}})'' I love the fact that I get the chance to use the word 'bamboozle'.

** '''[[MoneyFetish Nami]]''': I owe you one, friend…

** '''Author's Notes''': Think you could edit in Largo strumming or tuning his guitar menacingly? ...dear god that's actually a thing in this instance.
** '''Boss''': Since when are you this snippy?\\
'''Cross''': Since our idiot captain batted you onto the giant bug over there, followed by said idiot captain then stretching himself up to said bug, and finally our resident Ghost Princess—who I still need to swear vengeance against, by the way— tricked said idiot captain into dragging me up to said bug, which culminated in our high-fiving a cliff with our ''bodies''. Final count? Blame the idiot captain, leave me to my pain…\\
'''Boss''': …It is a wonder that that whole series of events actually makes sense to me.

** '''Apis''': In all fairness, [Lindy] ''did'' just reincarnate after plodding along in his old body for the past few centuries, so I think he's a bit high on his youth right now.\\
'''Leo''': It says a ''lot'' about the last few months that we don't even question that sentence, doesn't it?

** '''Author's Notes''': "Vaguely New Englandish Sexy Bass" is something I can do passably well, and there's not something I ever saw myself saying.

** '''Author's Notes''': I honestly never expected to say that, but we discovered several missing hands during proofreading. Keeping track of Hachi's choreography was a pain.

** '''Cross''': The starfish ''does'' have a point there... "the starfish has a point"... This is not how I envisioned adulthood.

'''Cross''': Since our idiot captain batted you onto the giant bug over there, followed by said idiot captain then stretching himself up to said bug, and finally our resident Ghost Princess—who I still need to swear vengeance against, by the way— tricked said idiot captain into dragging me up to said bug, which culminated in our high-fiving a cliff with our bodies. Final count? Blame the idiot captain, leave me to my pain…\\

'''Buggy:''' ...Well, ''that's'' a phrase I never thought I'd heard again.\\

** '''Lassoo''': ''(in a bored tone)'' Our cheap-as-all-hell navigator refused to pay the entry toll at Heaven's Gate, and we beat all the angel officers that came to fine and arrest us, so a giant lobster carried our crew away here, and we had to fight past tons of booby traps, a talking cream puff, and a bald guy with his giant dog on our way to them. ''({{Beat}})'' And I'm not sure that's the weirdest thing that's happened to us since I joined this crew a few days ago."

** '''Cross''': Alright, who laughed at the giraffe!? Who the hell is responsible for making me utter the phrase 'Who laughed at the giraffe' in complete and utter seriousness ''and'' context!?

** '''The Patient One:''' In writing this chapter, I found myself saying, "Xom, you're comparing a giant warthog to a master swordsman."

** (By [[MoneyFetish Nami]]) "I owe you one, friend…"

** So saying, the menacing pigeon strolled forward, advancing on my talking snail, my bazooka-dog, and myself as I racked my brains for a way out of the bisected thirty-story Tower of Justice.\\

** A world away in a fairytale land of sweets, a Long-Leg man and a lion gaped at a cackling snail in shock. Contrary to appearances, this was not the setup to a joke.

** ...I stated intelligently before shrugging and turning my attention back to the bloody but ultimately unremarkable brawl between the wedding guests (did I really just say that?).

** The only solution seemed to be to destroy the bodies entirely, and actually destroying a human body is '''miles''' harder than it has any right to be!\\
…That would sound so wrong out of context.

** The Obelisks of the Florian, the second most powerful eldritch beings I've ever seen in my life (so help me God, I actually have to ''make'' that distinction) had all shifted in color...

** '''Cross''': ...I stated intelligently before shrugging and turning my attention back to the bloody but ultimately unremarkable brawl between the wedding guests (did I really just say that?).

!! From Chapter 49, in the Author's Note:

!! From Chapter 51
** '''Cross:''' The only solution seemed to be to destroy the bodies entirely, and actually destroying a human body is '''miles''' harder than it has any right to be!\\

!! From Chapter 52
** '''Cross:''' The Obelisks of the Florian, the second most powerful eldritch beings I've ever seen in my life (so help me God, I actually have to ''make'' that distinction) had all shifted in color...

** '''Cross''': I stated intelligently before shrugging and turning my attention back to the bloody but ultimately unremarkable brawl between the wedding guests (did I really just say that?).

** '''Cross:''' The Obelisks of the Florian, the second most powerful eldritch beings I've ever seen in my life (so help me God, I actually have to ''make'' that distinction) had all shifted in color

** ''The only solution seemed to be to destroy the bodies entirely, and actually destroying a human body is '''miles''' harder than it has any right to be!\\
…That would sound so wrong out of context.''

'''Vivi:''' ...I cannot, for the life of me, ''believe'' that I'm not questioning that sentence.