- “Draco, your Mom is totally hot.”
- Karl Marx was surely a Huffelpuff.
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, friendly Bugle Peter Parker...
- Harry and Deadpool invading the Dursleys home. Special mention goes to Deadpool killing Marge's dog.
- "WHO DARES DEFILE DOCTOR DOOM'S CREDIT SCORE?!"
- "NEVER TELL DOOM THE ODDS!"
- Also, Harry's send up of Namor during the second task: "TYRANNOSAURUS REX!"
Scott: Namor is going to kill us all.
- And Scott's response.
- Fortunately, Namor can take a joke.
- Harry wants to get rid of Voldemort and the Death Eaters without risk. Among his plans: ordering a large amount of pizza for him using DOCTOR DOOM's credit card and then putting up posters all over England and New England, convincing the people that the Death Eaters love different football teams or the Yankees, respectively. Cue New England getting empty as their inhabitants fly to the UK with baseball bats.
- Even the President of the USA wants in on it!
- Pixie notes that Harry (who is helping with the plan) grew up in New York. Harry replies that he's a Mets fan.
- And it turns out, so is the Punisher.
- After the Weasley Twins get the three Stepford Cuckoos pregnant (all of them with an identical set of twins), the Cuckoos tell Molly Weasley, who convinces them to tell the Twins. The Twins faint, and Molly Weasley claims this to be her revenge on Fred and George.
- "One of Harry’s Mating Bus Bomb Turtles is humping Emma’s convertible!"
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