Reviews: Coconut Freds Fruit Salad Island

Disgrace to my childhood

This show was absolutely HORRIBLE. the title character is a comPlete idiot, the plots completely senseless, the voices annoying (especially Fred and the bananas). I give this show zero stars and hope nothing like this ever airs again.

First Episode, First Impressions: No News is Good News

Hello TV Tropes! This is the first in a series of reviews I'll be doing where I watch the first episode of a show that I don't want to binge-watch to get an idea of it. I'll then give out my first impressions of it based on the episode. As they say, the first impression is the best impression. If it's a poorly-made review, that would be because it's really biased (I'm basing my entire opinion on one episode FFS!) and it's kinda meant to be quick, so take a grain of salt.

I've heard a lot about the infamous "Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island". So out of pure Bile Fascination, I took to seeing what all the fuss was about. I'll be only doing the first segment of the first episode though.

No News is Good News:....Wow.....Everything about this show is terrible. The title character is an annoying-as-hell Karma Houdini and the only likeable characters in the show are viciously harmed and humiliated or too stupid to know not to hang out with Fred. Mr. Greenrind is basically post-movie Squidward and that lemon guy is terribly harmed. The plot is nonsensical and just pulls stuff from its ass. In fact, I don't even know how to explain the storyline. I wanted to stop after two minutes, but reviews are reviews.

Overall: I cannot see why anyone would like this show. Unlike other Spongebob-imitating shows like Camp Lazlo and Jimmy Two-Shoes, this show has no charm nor anything to radically differentiate itself. Fred is stupid for the sake of being stupid with no redeeming qualities. Lazlo and Jimmy have very endearing personalities on the other hand. The show is sadistic in an unfunny and unfair manner. Lazlo wasn't very sadistic and Jimmy shared the sadism equally in a funny manner. The art style is very ugly too. Calling it a shameless ripoff of Spongebob would be an insult to Spongebob and every other good show modelled after it. This show sucks.

I would like to see you guys' opinions and why you think that way too! But, I bet you're all thinking the same as I do. For now, I'm going to watch shows I love like Gravity Falls or Grim Adventures for a while to wash that awful filth that is Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island. Adios!