I find the first quote to be So Bad It's Good in all honesty.
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I can't see this topic ending well....
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
NOT THE BEES
Of course that was less the line and more the god-awful VA.
edited 10th Sep '10 5:27:49 PM by Pykrete
Fuzzy Orange Doomsayer
It shall be engraved upon your soul! Alternately, In the abyss, the trident of Hel dances. Dripping crimson truth lights the one true path! Or we could just go for the short and sweet, as the lead voice actor of the latter game manages to make the main character sound like an Emo Teen with his delivery of "Suffer my pain!"
That's Feo . . . He's a disgusting, mysoginistic, paedophilic asshat who moonlights as a shitty writer—Something Awful
It looks like he was killed by a crow or something!
Bless you Barry Burton.
Don't you mean, "Now bear my arctic blast."?
Also: "I have to write this article before I die!" "Okay."
'Know, live, become a frog! Frog!' I know it's probably cheating to use a quote from Final Fantasy Tactics, but the spell incantations are truly ridiculous, some of them.
Left Eye
In his blood?.... Way'ta go kid!
Umbran Climax◊
Remarkably Unremarkable
NOT THE BEES
^ JAAAAAYYYYYYSUUUUUUNNN
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
@DYRE: Not really. The original translation of FFT was crappy almost all around.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
^ I'm aware of that, which is why I said it was probably cheating. Since nearly any quote you could possibly pick would be hilariously bad. That said, it's one of the reasons I like it so much.
The Beta Male
I, Garland, shall knock you all down! Also...
That is all.
edited 10th Sep '10 8:04:25 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Elite Soldier
Simply overused, that one. If not for that, it might not suck.
I am a proud member of the Western Federation's Anti-Japan Media Task Force. My work is very important.
Geomancer
^^^ Oh dear that game.
edited 10th Sep '10 8:51:24 PM by Marioguy128
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NOT THE BEES
Do you think Leena thpontaneouthry combuthted?
Come to think of it, pretty much anything out of Poshul's mouth.
I remember someone on Something Awful referred to him as "an autistic Scooby-Doo."
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB~!
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Admittedly, Jesse McCartney delivered the line as best he could, but...
'No! Xion! Who else will I have ice cream with?'
I know, it has all those underlying meanings, ice cream being the only way Roxas understands friendship and all that, but when I watched the scene, it still doesn't manage to be anything but a total Level Breaker.
The blind man walking off the cliff is not making a leap of faith.
Self explanatory. Post quotes that you find cringe-worthy or depressingly shitty.
For me: