Tief girl with eartude
A velociraptor with a jetpack!
A pointy stick.
edited 6th Oct '10 2:23:17 PM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
^^A cyborg velociraptor that can leap through time.
Magic pointy stick +10 that does 5 points of ice damage every time you use it and casts heal on its user when their hp go under 50%
Cthulhu
edited 6th Oct '10 2:24:26 PM by WUE
Permanently Banned
Horny Cthulhu.
Space Marine
edited 6th Oct '10 2:26:59 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Problem?
A Space Marine with Shielding, has Shoulder Missiles, can carry a lot of Dakka, and is better Armored.
The RPG-7.
Last Defense Line.
Defiler of Shops
Double-barreled RPG-8
Newspaper
Soul is ugly.
Permanently Banned
Newspaper with free anime DVD 
Elfen Lied DVD boxset
edited 6th Oct '10 2:34:00 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Face Time
^^Newspaper that is packaged with a small box of cereal, two packets of instant coffee, and coupons.
^DVD Boxset with multiple previews of other Anime.
M4A1 Carbine.
edited 6th Oct '10 2:34:57 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Permanently Banned
M4 custom with M203 grenade launcher
Mathematics text book
edited 6th Oct '10 2:39:00 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Hey
A ripped-up, burned mathematics textbook.
Atari 2600.
edited 6th Oct '10 3:56:57 PM by Slouch
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HANDHELD Atari 2600!
Deadmau5's 2009 album "For Lack Of A Better Name".
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Your Nothing has evolved to: DARK MATTER!
Weegee.
Ironic, huh?
Totally Not a Schoolboy
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
Mother 4. We can dream...
A chainsaw.
"A closed mouth doesn't get fed. An open mouth swallows 8 spiders a year." - Don Zabu
First Loyalty: Yourself
A chainsaw with an attached rocket-propelled grenade, and Grapple Gun (separate items, of course).
A hooded sweatshirt.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
A hooded shirt with optic camouflage.
A laptop computer.
Hey
A gold plated, jewel encrusted laptop strong enough to play any computer game without any lag at all.
And cup holders.
A tape dispenser.
edited 6th Oct '10 8:22:23 PM by Slouch
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The tape is made with melted gold, and the whole thing is wrapped up in a nice little leather case.
Since nobody saw it, I'll try this again, Deadmau5's 2009 album "For Lack Of A Better Name".
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Raymond Smullyan's "What is the name of this book?"
The Necronomicon.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Geomancer
Face Time
It has been combined with the GD-10 from Tiberium, giving it multiple weapons in one.
An electric guitar.
edited 6th Oct '10 9:19:12 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
82123
It's now chocolate.
A DVD of the first 3 episodes of MTV's Spider-Man Spider Man The New Animated Series.
edited 6th Oct '10 9:34:50 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
A Pheasant Experience
A DVD box set of every Spiderman film and TV show ever.
(*points at avatar*)
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Hey
MORE GUNS! MORE GOLD! MORE GIRLS!
3 ingredients for a perfect fighter jet.
A spork.
Simple. Upgrade the object in the previous post. You cannot completely change them.
Poster A: Item X
Poster B: Superior version of Item X
Item Y
_____________________
Velociraptor
edited 6th Oct '10 2:23:13 PM by Shichibukai
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]