Thank you ^_^ You too!
Only Sane Fox
You need to get your mind out of the gutter.
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
You know, you're right. Care to help me with that? 
Ok. *fucks Midnight Velvet* *comes back* Now, what were we talking about?
Fear me
You volunteering?
(Works like a charm whenever I'm asked why I don't have a SO)
Believe
Last time I noticed I'm not an egg.
(sorry but everytime I hear the expression that's what I immediately think of... * )
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Nostalgia
-lays an egg-
Ok! *RAPE TIME*
(This post isn't an actual comeback, note!) Reminds me of this ironic video, which can still give some good ideas when used as a springboard.
edited 20th Feb '11 7:06:44 AM by NathanielTheSeeker
The Wanderer
Whatever, I'm not feeling witty enough today.
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Damn Fine Troper
"You know, that's your answer to everything, isn't it? I'm feeling fustrated, 'get laid'. I'm depressed, 'get laid'. I'm thirsty, 'get laid'. I bet if I told you that my Xbox had broke you'd just tell me to stick my dick in it. Is there any unique thought in that coconut that you call a head or is it just full of stock phrases you dole out to try and get one, little, pity snigger that you mistake for geniune amusement? Seriously, what the fuck happened in your childhood for you to assume getting laid is the answer for everything? Shut the hell up, get the fuck out of here and go home to get molested some more, you revolting ball of spittle."
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
The Wanderer
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Flying poptart cat!
Just wait 10 years my dickless friend.
I'm queen and I'm back.
Macinatrix Insana
Oh, did your sister not count?
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
All hail
I already fucked your mom. And it only cost me a nickle, too.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
~Undoes pants, pulls out condom~ Go sit on that desk.
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
"What system is it for?"
So far, my favorite thread.
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Departed days ahead.
Well, you should have thought of that before you got me castrated!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
"Well then either ditch those panties or shut the f*ck up!" 
Shadow of Legends
Well, at least my problem is easy to solve, unlike your lack of originality!
edited 16th Oct '14 12:46:50 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Are you... soliciting me?
Crazy Awesome Personified
Let's at least wait until we get to a hotel.
Party time!
Classic
You need to get your priorities checked first.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
I left the fuck you're waiting for me to give over there.
simple as
(works best on trashy blondes)
Says the one who basically lives exactly like Ke$ha but without the fame, essentially making you a slut.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘