He'll take the case!
Could you not poke me in the nose right now?
Wait a minute, you knew about that the whole time!?
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Video Guy
And when they abandoned you as a toddler in that strip club...
It's bitter, absolutely undrinkable.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
You swallowed Pirelli's Miracle Elixir, eh? How's it taste?
I am not stoned enough for this.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Light and Hope
Say, if you're The Stoner, how about we drink some potions? Maybe the Polyjuice Potion?
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10/10 would like to see that idea actually made.
edited 17th Jun '18 9:33:14 AM by dave_the_assassin
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Video Guy
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I'm always up for a collaboration.
Hey Dave, could you give me some dialog for my new Charlie and the Potion Factory fanfic?
It's not a question of hot or cold, it's about personal comfort.
edited 18th Jun '18 3:15:09 AM by atimnie
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
You know, you wouldn't need to keep shoving ice and snow in your pants if you didn't constantly set them on fire. That's gotta be hot and cold...
Mosquitoes; They're the worst.
edited 17th Jun '18 8:59:05 AM by DingoWalley1
What should we use to torture this guy?
Well, you have the best blood I've ever sampled... it would be a horrible waste to cut your life short.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Say, miss. Are you a vampire?
Guys! I taught this toaster how to feel hatred!
edited 17th Jun '18 5:59:09 PM by RandomWriter413
He'll take the case!
Okay, what laws of nature did you mess with this time?
Look on the bright side... No, wait, there isn't one.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
The Video Guy
Trump's still in the White House, Justin Bieber is still inexplicably popular, global warming is increasing...
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
The Video Guy
NO, NOT THE BEES! AAAAAH!
And that, basically, man, is it.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Is this really the last of our chocolate cake that you've been eating?
That question kinda answers itself.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
He'll take the case!
Hey, is this metal tank with all the fire symbols on it flammable?
Oh, I'll do better than tell you. I'll show you.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
my current job
Can you tell me why you've been stuck in the bed for three weeks?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Would you please answer my question?
No, and if it comes down to that; you'll make a perfect substitute.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Video Guy
Isn't there any way we can replace Johnny Depp in this Forbidden Zone remake?
Tea, coffee, the usual.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
my current job
Can I take your order, Mr. Ducktor?
I reckon a magnet to the hard drive ought to take care of it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Outspoken Cleric
How do I fix my computer's god-awful lag?
Yes, my cat is sleeping next to a bowl of dough. He sleeps pretty much anywhere so this is normal.
edited 20th Jun '18 1:48:55 AM by ReikoKazama
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
my current job
Can you keep your fucking cat out of the kitchen for two seconds?! My dough is gonna be ruined thanks to him!
[beat] Well don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Do you think I'm a serial killer?
It means shut up and take your bullets.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
President of the James Garfield Fanclub
What do you mean, "you're going to shoot me in the face with these bullets"?
No, I don't think that's morally okay. Think of what you're mother will say when she sees you!
"I dont want to be good; and I dont want to be bad: I just dont want to be bothered about either good or bad: I want to be an active verb."
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Do you mind if I disregard your message due to a single grammar error?
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU — Just kidding.
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The Video Guy
You did remember to use the long fuse this time, right?
You're surprised? You should have seen the nun.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
*boop*
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