Tell me something happy
Is this the 90s Karaoke bar? :D
I dunno, maybe if we eat it...
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Billion Dollar Babies
What's that thing you found in the science lab?
Inanimate objects count too!
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Fly Air Madeline
How is your count of the total human population at 1.21 trillion!?
Going fast will solve all of my problems!
edited 30th Dec '17 7:28:51 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Dude, are you seriously going 1 mile over the speed limit?
... BOB LEE TROLLINGTON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!
edited 30th Dec '17 10:23:25 PM by Jaxfirebus
Interfector
Who’s anus do you need right now?
I’m not very imaginative in these games.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
.... All you had to do was slap yourself to get him out of the trap. He's cut to ribbons now!! What's your problem?!
We're out of gas, sorry.
Billion Dollar Babies
Why's the boat sinking?
I'm going to get a semi truck, gather all my friends, and travel the continent as a land pirate captain.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
He'll take the case!
So Cory, what are your plans for spring break?
We aren't going there again. Not after last time.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
plant
Hmm...How about we go to Australia for the holidays?
Well, firstly, why the hell are you asking that question in the first place, and secondly, EW, NO!!!
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Fly Air Madeline
Can I bring 700 live jellyfish up to my bedroom for decoration purposes? I think they're pretty.
Because VR.
edited 31st Dec '17 8:28:29 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
...
Stop scratching the walls, why are you even doing that? You look like you've gone mad!
What. What? WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
...
Can you hear me? I think that gunshot might have blown your eardrums!
We'll know soon enough...but Heaven help us all if it's not.
Say, are those the Northern Lights?
Well, it was supposed to revolutionize travel, but I got a bit sidetracked.
Interfector
What were you thinking creating the Euthasiacoaster
?
It was like a lesbo orgy. Because it was a lesbo orgy.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Joyful angel
What type of orgy is this?
Well officer, i would like to see you try and stop me!
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Freeze Superman, your under arrest for jay-flying!
..be cool. You're just about trip hard.
Fly Air Madeline
I accidently bought and drank the new Monster variant that's filled with LSD instead of caffeine. Will I die?
I just watched every single episode of Arthur in one sitting without food, drink or sleep! Woo!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Ok now it's Hyde.
Why do you look like you're at death's door?
Well that wasn't disturbing at all!
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
...
*glares at you with dilated pupils and a Slasher Smile*
...You will never eat lunch in this town again.
...
One just might
What will happen if I dislike the mayor's cute cat videos?
The table is legal but I'm not sure about the chairs.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Ok you couldn't even afford new headphones yesterday, Where did you get the room full of luxury furniture!?
FOCUS YOUR FIRE!, We will tear that aircraft apart!
edited 3rd Jan '18 6:15:04 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
So, I’m new to this position, and by new I mean I literally just took a guy’s uniform and- What am I doing again?
Anyway, that’s how I became Supreme Leader.
Captain, have you been drinking again?
Now... we run.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.