Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Bummer. Well, at least we had fun getting here, right Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Hey Vegeta? Vegeta?
Now, inject this man with delicious SCIENCE. DELICIOUS, MAGICAL SCIENCE.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
What next test shall we do with this man Mister Johnson?
Because I'm super all!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
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Why did you take Bonk! Atomic Punch with your bacon?
Ugh, must you be so noisy, even in here? All I need from you is your power!
edited 2nd Jun '17 1:14:17 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
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Currently inactive
AaAaAaaAAaargh! Why are you doing this to me? It hurts!
The same reason I do anything- why not?
edited 2nd Jun '17 1:18:19 AM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
The man behind the slaughter
Why did you set Poland on fire?
I think its implied that she ate them all.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Scarlet Witch
What's with all the dead, half-eaten bodies in my house?
That explains a lot about him.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Underworld Angel
Are they the ones who injected themselves with Praying Mantis DNA?
I assure you, the serum will only give you minor radiation poisoning.
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
watermelon
So, this medicine is safe, isn't it?
It looks like one, but trust me, it... definitely is not.
current jam | avi
hey
Hey, isn't that an average everyday plumbus?
Sean Penn.
hey
The King Without a Kingdom
Who keeps doing mean shit with nothing happening to him?
She held up a bloody head for social media to see, it was her fault.
It's been 3000 years…
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Are you sure it's not just a frame-up?
...I don't understand. Stop speaking gibberish, then we'll talk.
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why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
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I don't know, why do my video games keep killing me?
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
What the hell did you do to anger the Play Station gods?
And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty, we SHALL AT LONG LAST BE FREE!
hey
You know I restocked on marshmallow spread while you were gone, right?
Of course I do. I always look in the cupboard.
hey
You're looking for Puma? Did you try going where the creepy ambience and clown noises come from?
Hey, merging Waluigi with Star Dream seemed like a great idea.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
What kind of lame mash-up is that?
Yes, and one cup. Pretty grotesque if you ask me.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Tell me something happy
OH MY GOD! Did they just pull a polearm, two dozen bullets, and a LIVING FERRET out of that corpse?!
edited 14th Jun '17 3:39:20 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Inheritor of the Wing
Hey, how come you only ever show up behind moving boats?
well, for starters you took my shift key and now i can't use capital letters.
🏳️⚧️she/her | Vio Rhyse Alberia
The Traveling Hat Merchant
So what do you think of the new lowercase app for the Windows 47?
Clearly fluffy balls of fluff are not good enough.
edited 15th Jun '17 7:43:24 AM by Dauthium_Silencer
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
The man behind the slaughter
Why are these Fluffy balls not killing these zombies?!
You know that place where we killed the two shopkeepers? well that statue in front of the store came to life and is hunting down and killing all members of our gang(falls down and reveals over a dozens arrows in his back).
edited 15th Jun '17 8:38:23 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
We're on our way to Hollywood Man. Aren't you excited?! You look so pale.
Uhhh...of course I was supposed to cut the red wire first. I know what I'm doing!
is the timer supposed to speed up that much?
yes our teeth and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Question, isn't Be Prepared a little Naziesque to scream into the mic at a political rally?
And that's how I saved Christmas!
...Ignore the fire and screaming, the city can handle it.
Admit it! You were the Cleveland Torso Murderer the whole time, weren't you?!
Because covfefe.