Sing along the song you're listening to.

"You're really grrowwwinnggg ooonnnnn MMMMMMMEEEE"

"Growing On Me" by The Darkness

In case it wasn't obvious...

"Clap, clap, clap like you don't care (I KNOW YOU CARE!)" - 7/11 by Beyoncé.

Black Shuck
That dog don't give a fuck!

They felt the touch of loneliness
They felt the dread of fear
And found the path of wisdom
Along the trail of tears...

One day you see a strange little girl look at you
One day you see a strange little girl feeling blue

She'd run to the town one day
Leaving home and the country fair
Just beware
When you're there
Strange little girl

She didn't know how to live in a town that was rough
It didn't take long before she knew she'd had enough
Walking home in her wrapped up world
She survived but she's feeling old
And she found all things cold

Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Do you know where you could be going?

Walking home in her wrapped up world
She survived but she's feeling old
'Cause she found all things cold

Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Do you know where you could be going?

Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Strange little girl
Where are you going?
Do you know where you could be going?

DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH-DIT-DIT
DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH-DIT-DIT
DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH-DIT-DIT
DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DIT-DAH-DAH, DAH-DAH-DIT-DIT

NOTE: Instrumental.

Lick me good, like you should! Lick me good, like you should! Lick it straight! Lick it long! Lick it clean! No Afro-Sheen™! Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it, etc...

We're out of controool, noone knows how low we'll gooo... HOLD OOON, take a ride on the broken train... *harmonica*

edited 16th Mar '15 2:48:30 AM by Small_Mess

I, oh, I'm still alive, hey
I, oh, I'm still alive, hey
I, oh, I'm still alive, hey
I, oh, I'm still alive, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!

(EPIC AIR-GUITAR)

edited 1st Apr '15 4:43:21 PM by MrLavisherMoot

Can you feel the love tonight?

It is where we are.

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far.

And can you feel the love tonight?

How it's laid to rest.

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

To be the very best.

I, SEE THE WORLD FROM A TREE, IMAGINARY FRIEND TELL ME HOW THIS RUNE, COULD BE AS BEAUTIFUL, AS YOU AND ME!

...split the atmosphere, I split in two, staring at you...

Say when you woman pon me hand
You make me feel all right
When you kiss me pon me cheek
Me happy hold on tight

That's why we twist and crawl, uhn
Come make we twist and crawl, whoa

Say when we see you pon the street
And you look so sweet
And we friend then might say "Oh, you look so unique."

That's why we twist and crawl, ah
Yes, we have to twist and crawl, whoa
Make we twist and crawl, ah
Yeah, come make we twist and crawl, uh
Come make we twist and crawl, ah
Yes, we have to twist and crawl, whoa

Are you from England?
Are you South African?
Coulda be American?
Coulda come from Japan?
Coulda European, coulda Cambodian.
Coulda come from the place called the Soviet Union.

That's why we twist and crawl, ah
Come, come make we twist and crawl, uh
Yeah, that make we twist and crawl, ah
Come, come make we twist and crawl, whoa
Right on me.
Yeah
Right on me
I singing right on me
Right on me.

… If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Yes, there are only two paths you can go by,
But in the long run,
There's still time to change the road you're on…

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but I can't stop singing it. é__è Help.

edited 11th Apr '15 8:36:11 AM by Lyendith

Cat, hat,

In French, chat, chapeau.

In Spanish, el gato en el sombrero...

(Surely I'm not the only one who remembers this?)

Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

Just stay away and you'll be safe from me...

(frozen at the stake)

WE DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
WE DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
WE DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
WE DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
WE DON'T FEEL ANYTHING
We don't feel anything.

Well, big momma shakin' like a hurricane
God damn, wish I sure could be yo man
High time livin' in yo neighborhood
Suppertime, baby, you be lookin' good

Yeah hah haaah! Aah hah haaah!
Uhh hah haaah! Aah hah haaah!
Ohhhh yeah yeah! Ohhhh yeah yeah!
Yo, mama! Wahahahahahaaaah!

edited 14th Apr '15 1:09:31 PM by SCPH7503

• various gated drum sounds*

edited 14th Apr '15 1:50:25 PM by MrMatt

We sail through endless skies
Stars shine like eyes
The black night sighs

The moon in silver trees
Falls down in tears
Light of the night

The earth, a purple blaze
Of sapphire haze in orbital ways

While down below the trees
Bathed in cool breeze
Silver starlight breaks dawn from night

And so we pass on by
The crimson eye of great god Mars
As we travel the universe

So, since that surgery, how's that ghost limb?

Hey man, say man, have you... been rubbin' your nub?!

edited 4th May '15 9:31:09 AM by Small_Mess

(Talk to me)
(Talk to me)
(Talk to me)
(Talk to me)
It's alright, I'm just a girl she said
Talk down to me and take me to bed
I don't feel
I don't think
And I don't really matter at all
Kiss me in darkness and turn out the light
Pretend you're with someone else tonight
You don't feel
You don't think
And I don't really understand why

I'm a person who speaks
And a person who thinks
But you hope I'll forget as you ply me with drinks
And you cannot buy me
and you cannot use me
But I know that you'll want to try.

It's alright, I'm just a girl she said
You can't buy me and take me to bed
Because I think
Because I feel
And you don't really matter at all

I'm a person who speaks
I'm a person who thinks
You hope I'll forget as you ply me with drinks
And you cannot buy me and you cannot use me
But I know that you'll want to try.

Don't look in my eyes
you may be surprised
To find I have answers to your questions why
Because I have no feelings or thoughts of my own
But I know that you want to try
It's alright I'm just a girl she said
Talk down to me
and take me to bed
I don't think
I don't feel
and I don't really matter at all
I'm a person who speaks
and a person who thinks
But you hope I'll forget
As you ply me with drink
You cannot buy me
And you cannot use me
But I know that you want to try

Just a girl she said
Just a girl she said
(I know that you want to try)
Just a girl she said
Just a girl she said
(I know that you want to try)
Just a girl she said
Just a girl she said
Just a girl she said
Just a girl she said
(I know that you want to try)
Just a girl
Just a girl she said
Just a girl
Just a girl she said.

The sky was clear that night
We were alone
And so much in love

A tree stood at the bottom
Of that lonely field
And it was lovely

The moon, like a big red bun
Stood in the sky
And I wondered why

We sat upon the grass
It was so cold
But the heat of my mind
Was enough to keep us warm

And you caressed my body
Oh, that was lovely
I'll never forget that night
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice
Bit too much fake tan, though, but yeah, you score high

But there's just one little thing that's really, really
Really, really annoying me about you, you see
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But, my gosh, don't you just know it?

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

So, when I looked at you standing there with your hoard
I was waiting in the queue looking at the board
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips
Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye
Looking toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course
I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order
Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

Whoa! (Leave it out)
Are smoking crack or something? (Leave it out)
Mike, just leave it. Just leave it.
We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment. (Leave it out)
It's not worth it, mate. Just leave it.
Don't touch me!
It's not worth it.
Don't touch me! (Leave it out)
Don't t— look, I'm all right. Don't touch me.

For a while there, I was thinking, "yeah, but what if?"
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot wit
Snaring you as you were standing there opposite
Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing
Was clocking on to you too, yeah, I had to admit
That yeah, yeah, you are fit, and yeah, I do want it
But I stopped sharking a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew
But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue
I didn't want to bowl over all geezer and rude
Not rude like 'good', but just rude like 'uncouth'

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you
Well, let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude
And rude as in 'good', I knew this as you stood and queued
But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

Oi, just as you started to make your big advance
With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand
I was like, "nah, I can't, even though you look grand"
But you look sharp there, smiling hard, suggesting and

Gleaming away with that hearty, hearty-looking tan
But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan
You walked towards my path, but just brushed right past
And into the arms of that fucking white-shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

Ah, oi, what do I give a fuck? I've got a girlfriend anyway (Whoa, we've all had a drink, mate!)
Oi, we're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play
I got this Stella I bombed from that last café
This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh, yay

I did fancy you a bit, though, yeah, I must say
I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display
But this is just another case of female stopping play
In an otherwise total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit, but, my gosh, don't you know it?

Ha, ha!
Huh! Huh! Huh!
You're fit, but you know it (You're fit, but you know it)
You're fit, but you know it
I think I'm going to fall over
I think I'm going to fall o— fucking hell

edited 11th May '15 1:29:12 PM by MrLavisherMoot

You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last

But whatever you wish to keep, you better grab it fast

Yonder stands your orphan with his gun

Crying like a fire in the sun

Look out the saints are comin' through

And it's all over now, baby blue

The highway is for gamblers, better use your sense

Take what you have gathered from coincidence

The empty-handed painter from your streets

Is drawing crazy patterns on your sheets

This sky, too, is folding under you

And it's all over now, baby blue

All your seasick sailors, they are rowing home

All your reindeer armies, are all going home

The lover who just walked out your door

Has taken all his blankets from the floor

The carpet, too, is moving under you

And it's all over now, baby blue

*harmonica*

Leave your stepping stones behind, something calls for you

Forget the dead you've left, they will not follow you

The vagabond who's rapping at your door

Is standing in the clothes that you once wore

Strike another match, go start anew

And it's all over now, baby blue.

*harmonica*

edited 11th May '15 2:33:27 PM by Quag15