Troper Updates II, Part II

Damn, sorry your mom had to go through that; kind of had a similar experience months ago when I was picking up food for my family and I was pretty much a nervous wreck trying to get home. >.<

I feel like any phone call that includes the phrase "Your mother was in a car accident" should probably start with "I don't want to worry you, because everything is fine now, but".

Like, do you have to lead with "Your mother was in a car accident"?

After yesterday's cat incident, I'm regretting that I can't casually respond to anyone asking about what happened to my hands with "Oh, I had a run-in with a particularly ill-mannered feline." in my best imitation of Edwin Jarvis.

Yeah, he failed to mention that he knew because she called him, so I had no confirmation if she was alive, dead, or undetermined. -_-

I really miss mine.

As of July 12, my cousin Joanne has become a mother, by extension making my father a granduncle. The baby is Frances like my aunt, and she weighs 6 pounds 15

Congratulations.

I'm currently using a drawing tablet (that arrived yesterday) in place of a mouse to get used to it!

I'm siiiicckk

Sorry to hear that Cail, hope you get better soon.

I heard this song for the first time tonight at the end of a film and felt the urge to play it over and over again.

I just looked up the lyrics and was rather stunned by how well they suit my current situation; standing watch over my sick infant son.

Turns out I have really bad acid reflux. I shouldn't be surprised, since I do have the most acidic diet ever consumed by a human. Seriously, I should win a world record or something. My spit is probably corrosive.

Ouch.

I should probably cut down the amount of lemon juice I use in cooking. As in I shouldn't go through a bottle a week anymore. :/

Lemon juice doesn't sound particularly unhealthy, though. Though it might be expensive, I dunno.

Fire alarm once again just scared the crap out of me because someone failed at cooking. Hope I'll have to deal with less of this in the future.

My diet is really healthy by most standards (nothing processed, everything from scratch, lots of vegetables and stuff), it's just acidic as hell. I should also probably lower my astronomical tomato intake.

I'm pretty sure that Italians have to consume a thousand tomatoes a week or they'll die.

False.

It's 10k.

This is true. We also need at least 3 gallons of olive oil per day. Extra virgin if we want to really live.

edited 25th Jul '16 6:03:46 PM by Cailleach

10k.

That's like 10 one thousands, and that terrible.

I have to completely overhaul my way of life and this is making me distressed guys

Sorry Cail, I'll stop memeing then.

Hope you manage to succeed at this change.

Change scares me!

Do you want to keep the terrible acid reflux? Then you have to change this Cail.

I was just joking. I can still cook without acidic foods, I just have to dance around a bit.