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You might be able to specifically say that that ability doesn't count, right on the emblem.

Can abilities get split-second?

They could certainly have the effect, although I don't know if they could explicitly get the keyword.

Card tax:

Vengeful Drive (3GG)
Instant
Delve
Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. If a creature card that shares a type with that creature was exiled with ~'s delve ability, instead put four +1/+1 counters on that creature.
"We remember our fallen. For some of them, we even care." - Sidisi

Oh, that's a much better loophole patch: "No player may respond to this ability, and this ability does not trigger any other abilities."

Lag Spike 6
Artifact
When Lag Spike enters the battlefield, choose a player. Whenever that player casts a spell, exile that spell until the beginning of that player's next turn.
Noninstant spells exiled with Lag Spike have flash.

Is the flash necessary? :/ Also, this does work, dunnit?

i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby

"Whenever that player casts a spell that was not exiled with Lag Spike, exile that spell. At the beginning of that player's next upkeep, they may cast that spell without paying its mana cost."

Of course, this would mean multiples don't stack. Or multiples would lock that player out forever. Don't remember the rulings on cards that reference themselves by name.

edited 16th Mar '15 4:29:44 PM by kagescorpionakki

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

I don't usually play with stuff that gets temporarily exiled, but I think you have to explicitly say that the spell gets cast when you want it to come back.

I figured it just returned to the stack on their next turn without being cast. Copies of spells are put on the stack without being cast, so it's a thing that can happen. Should've added reminder text, though, I guess. :/

i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby

Tomb Grip (2UU)
Instant
Delve
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. If a card exiled with ~'s delve ability shares a type with target spell, counter it instead.

I just really like the "what you delve matters" thing Soulflayer does, OK?

Unexpected Return - 4W
Sorcery
Return all face-up exiled cards you own to your graveyard. Exile ~ face-down.
Not all those who wander are lost.

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

Unlikely to be published, because they like exiled things to stay exiled.

Lava Pit (3RR)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield and at the beginning of each upkeep, ~ deals 2 damage to all creatures and players.
Whenever a creature dies, exile it face-down.
However, those who wander in magma are most assuredly lost.

edited 16th Mar '15 8:07:51 PM by CountDorku

Eternal Renewal - 1BG
Enchantment
You may skip your draw step. If you do return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

Wasn't sure how to cost it.

edited 16th Mar '15 8:14:46 PM by BigMadDraco

How would one word a weapon-related mechanic on a creature that adds 1 Bushido for every piece of Equipment attached to that creature?

Neither goony beard-men nor rainbow-haired she-twinks will stand in the way of my dreams!

"~ has Bushido 1 for each Equipment attached to it". Since each instance of Bushido triggers individually, this would work fine.

Card tax:

Cunning Tactician (2UU)
Creature - Human Soldier
2/2
~ gets +1/+1 for each unblocked attacking creature you control.
"War shuns the strong and attacks the weak." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

edited 16th Mar '15 8:49:36 PM by CountDorku

Two ways I can think of. One is to say "Bushido X, where X is the number of equipment cards attached to it," or "Bushido 1 for each equipment card attached to it" with reminder text that multiple instances of Bushido stack.

They reference only themselves. When a card has its own name written on it it actually means "this card", or "the card this text is on".

If they want to reference all cards named X, they write exactly that down: "cards/permanents/spells/etc named X"

edited 17th Mar '15 4:33:37 AM by 2Zak

They call it the Rumour Mill because every time one specific guy posts I definitely feel cards going from my library to my graveyard

Dragonlord's Will 1UU
Instant
You may reveal a dragon card from your hand when you cast Dragonlord's Will. If you revealed a dragon card or controlled a dragon when you cast Dragonlord's Will, Dragonlord's Will can't be countered by spells or abilities.
Counter target spell.

''The eternal question of reality, it still stands today.''

Chasm Sculptor 1RR
Creature - Goblin Shaman
When Chasm Sculptor enters the battlefield, creatures without flying can't block this turn.
3/1

''The eternal question of reality, it still stands today.''

Instant Expert (XXWU)
Sorcery
Put X level counters on target creature.
"If one more jerk turns up with seventh-dan skills after half an hour with a punching bag, I'm burning down the dojo and taking up house painting. What's the point?" - Kadami, the Frustrated

Humble Pie - 3
Artifact
~ enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each creature on the field.
{T}, remove a charge counter from ~: Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1.
Everyone has to eat their slice eventually.

What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?

Martyr Without a Cause 0
Creature - Human
Martyr Without a Cause is white.
0: Sacrifice Martyr Without a Cause.
1/1

edited 18th Mar '15 9:01:11 PM by ImperialSunlight

''The eternal question of reality, it still stands today.''

• Our Dragons Are Different BBRRGG
• Enchantment
• Whenever a Dragon creature ETB under your control, choose one of the following effects to activate; put 3 +1/+1 counters on it, it gains First Strike, it gains Haste, it gains; when this creature attacks, deal 5 damage to each creature your opponents control, or it gains; when this creature attacks, tap all creatures your opponents control.

I would have guessed something like "All dragons are legendary."

So all the dragons have to be different. :p

Switzerland

Legendary Land

When ~ ETB, return an untapped land you control to your hand or sacrifice ~.

T: Add R, G, or W to your mana pool.

During each opponent's end step, if they did not attack you this turn, you and that opponent gain an artifact token named Gold that has "Sacrifice this artifact: add one mana of any color to your mana pool."

~~~~~

Switzerland itself is G/W, I just put R because the entire country is mountains.

edited 18th Mar '15 11:47:51 PM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert

Sky Kraken - 3WUU
Creature - Kraken Illusion
Flying
W: If ~ is blocking creature(s) with combined power less than its toughness, ~ can block again.
But the sky opened up, and the clouds reached down and dragged them into the heavens.
8/8

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

Eye Remember (2W)

Instant

Choose an opponent. When a creature they control deals lethal damage to another creature this turn, destroy it. When an instant or sorcery cast by them sends a creature to the Graveyard this turn, deal 3 damage to them.

edited 19th Mar '15 3:03:54 PM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert